Sherlock Holmes: The Adventure of the Elusive Emerald 12/14/1946 (Conway & Bruce)

Summary

Sherlock Holmes: "The Adventure of the Elusive Emerald"

Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Date: May 15, 2026
Originally broadcast: December 14, 1946
Starring: Tom Conway (Sherlock Holmes), Nigel Bruce (Dr. Watson)

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Episode Overview

In this charmingly witty audio drama, Dr. Watson recalls to Mr. Bell and listeners one of his and Sherlock Holmes's most unusual cases. The adventure centers on the Dowager Duchess of Penfield, her alleged kleptomania, and a plot involving a priceless emerald. Holmes and Watson must navigate false accusations, family squabbles, and a clever jewel theft scheme to get to the bottom of the mysterious disappearance of the famous Kratzoff Emerald. The tone blends humor, sharp dialogue, and classic Holmes deduction.

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Key Discussion Points & Narrative Flow

The Case Begins: A Family Crisis

[03:12 - 07:03]

• Lord Maurice Danby arrives at Baker Street in distress, convinced that his elderly mother, the formidable Dowager Duchess of Penfield, is an incurable kleptomaniac.
  • “‘My mother, my own mother, has turned thief.’” (Lord Danby, 04:14)
• Holmes theorizes kleptomania, noting thefts are not for gain but due to compulsion.
• The Duchess storms in, feisty and unrepentant, accusing her family of plotting against her.
  • “This story that my son undoubtedly told you about my being a kleptomaniac is an unadulterated lie. It’s all part of my children's plot to get hold of my money.” (Duchess, 06:16)

Escalation: Following the Duchess

[07:17 - 10:29]

• Holmes and Watson trail the Duchess through London shops, observing her ‘technique’.
• The Duchess is caught by a shop detective with a stolen matchbox—Holmes is accused, but ultimately arranges a discreet plan: all unpaid items are simply charged to the family account to avoid scandal.
  • “We’ll have our shop detectives watching her. Anything she doesn’t pay for, we charge to her account as though they were purchases.” (Shop Manager, 10:01)
• Holmes suspects the issue is not so easily finished.

The Kratzoff Emerald Reception

[11:11 - 13:53]

• Holmes notes that the Duchess is attending a party where the celebrated Kratzoff Emerald will be displayed.
• At the event, Holmes keeps a close watch on the gem. Despite nothing obviously amiss, he quickly realizes afterward that the emerald has been swapped for a paste replica.
  • “You’ve been robbed, Count von Kratzoff. Yes. This is an extremely fine paste replica. The Kratzoff Emerald has been stolen right under my very eyes.” (Holmes, 13:51)

Suspicions and Blackmail

[15:35 - 17:14]

• Lord Danby approaches Holmes for help after Count von Kratzoff demands £20,000 to keep the theft secret.
• Holmes questions why the Count assumes the Duchess is responsible—her reputation has apparently preceded her.
• Holmes deduces that the person who made the paste emerald must be found.

The Jewelers' Clue

[17:14 - 18:02]

• Holmes and Watson visit Mr. Marcus, who made the replica. Key discovery: two were ordered—by a young man, not a woman.
  • “Woman, Doctor? It was a man, a young man.” (Mr. Marcus, 17:47)
• This deepens the plot and points away from the Duchess working alone.

Breaking & Entering: Holmes and Watson Go Rogue

[18:28 - 22:35]

• Disguised and under cover of night, Holmes and Watson burglarize the Duchess’s house, discovering her hidden stash—including the snuffbox and the emerald.
• They are almost caught by the Duchess, leading to comic misunderstandings and a memorable (and awkward) encounter:
  • “You climbed up a rope? My dear boy, you took that risk from me. Oh, you impetuous boy.” (Duchess, 21:16)
  • The Duchess kisses Watson, and he later finds she’s stolen his watch!

The Culprits Revealed

[22:50 - 25:12]

• Holmes gathers all parties at Baker Street. Mr. Marcus identifies Hilary, Lord Danby’s nephew, as the man who ordered the replicas.
• Holmes exposes the true plot: Hilary and Count von Kratzoff conspired, used a fake emerald to bait the Duchess, then tried to blackmail the family.
  • “The whole theft was part of an extremely cunning plot, Count von Kratzoff. You joined forces with young Hilary here. You displayed a paste replica at your reception and tempted the Duchess to steal it, which she did…” (Holmes, 23:56)
• The real emerald was never actually present; only fraud took place.

Resolution & Epilogue

[25:15 - 27:12]

• The Duchess breezes in, returns Watson’s watch (having added a gold key as a keepsake), and corrects him about her dress at the Smythe Parkinson’s ball.
  • “It was green bottle, green nets.” (Duchess, 26:20)
• Holmes and the family agree not to prosecute to avoid scandal. Holmes suspects the Duchess has already re-stolen the evidence as soon as everyone’s back is turned.
  • “You seem to forget that the Dowager Duchess of Penfield has just left the room.” (Holmes, 26:55)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Comedy of Manners:

  • Duchess: “You don’t need to hem and haw with me. I suppose Maris told you that I was a kleptomaniac.” (06:03)
  • Holmes (after the Duchess’s theft at Baker Street): “The Dowager Duchess of Penfield is so brilliant a kleptomaniac that she has achieved an unnoticed theft at 221B Baker Street.” (07:44)

• Deft Holmesian Summation:

  • “The whole plot was perfectly clear to me when Mr. Marcus told me of the pair of duplicates.” (Holmes, 24:36)

• Watson’s Charm (and Bad Luck):

  • Duchess to Watson: “Now, one kiss and good night.” (21:44)
  • Watson (finding his watch stolen): “Great Scott. When the Duchess kissed me, she stole my watch!” (22:38)

• Final Cheeky Coda:

  • Holmes: “You seem to forget that the Dowager Duchess of Penfield has just left the room.”
  • Dr. Watson: “What, you mean she stole it again?”
  • Holmes: “Yes, Watson. I’m sure that our evidence will shortly be reposing in that small room off her boudoir.” (27:00)

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Important Timestamps

• The Case Arrives: [03:12]
• Duchess confronts Holmes & Watson: [05:10]
• Shoplifting incident & Holmes’s solution: [08:23 - 10:09]
• Kratzoff reception, emerald swapped: [11:11 - 13:53]
• Holmes’s plan, the real thief suspected: [17:14 - 18:02]
• Nighttime ‘heist’ at the Duchess’s house: [18:28 - 22:35]
• Solution & confrontation: [22:50 - 25:12]
• Epilogue, Duchess returns Watson’s watch: [26:01 - 26:31]
• Final comic twist: [27:00]

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Tone & Style

The episode is briskly paced, with sparkling dialogue, especially from the irrepressible Duchess—a blend of grand, eccentric, and cunning. Holmes is coolly analytical, Watson alternately competent and the butt of jokes. The script is witty, peppered with gentle satire of the aristocracy, family intrigue, and social anxieties about scandal. The Golden Age radio charm is present through period details, comic timing, and a dose of sentimental camaraderie.

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For Listeners New and Old

This episode is a delightful blend of criminal intrigue, social farce, and classic detective work, highlighted by strong character moments, especially for Dr. Watson and the memorable Duchess. With a twisting plot and a comedic undertone, it’s both satisfying for Holmes devotees and welcoming for newcomers.

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End of summary. For more detective adventures, be sure to join Dr. Watson and Sherlock Holmes next week for "The Adventure of the Grand Old Man."

Transcript

[Joseph Bell]

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[Announcer]

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[Dr. Watson]

Good evening, Mr. Bell. You're punctual to the minute as usual.

[Mr. Bell]

You bet I am.

[Announcer]

When it's time for Dr. Watson to tell a new adventure he had with the immortal Sherlock Holmes, I'm not going to miss a second.

[Dr. Watson]

Draw up a chair and I'll get on with tonight's new Sherlock Holmes adventure.

[Mr. Bell]

From the hints you gave us last week, it sounded like quite a story.

[Dr. Watson]

It was one that I shall never forget. At any rate, for once I played a rather. A rather dashing role in the case. And I have this small gold key on my watch chain to remind me of the fact.

[Mr. Bell]

A gold key given to you perhaps, by a lady Dr. Watson?

[Dr. Watson]

It was given me, my boy, by Her Grace, the Dowager Duchess of Penfield.

[Mr. Bell]

In gratitude for services rendered, I suppose.

[Narrator]

Oh no, Mr. Bell, not by the

[Dr. Watson]

wildest stretch of imagination could you say that. Let's say that it's a memento of one of the most unusual experiences that the great Sherlock Holmes and I ever had. I call it the adventure of the elusive Emerald.

[Mr. Bell]

Sounds intriguing, Dr. Watson. But first of all, do you mind if.

[Dr. Watson]

If you have a word with our listeners.

[Narrator]

No, of course not, Mr. Bell.

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[Dr. Watson]

Well, Mr. Bell, the story began on a cold morning more years ago than I care to remember. Holmes and I, our breakfast just concluded, sat on either side of a cheery fire in our Baker street lodgings. A thick fog rolled down between the houses and the windows opposite looked like dark shapeless blurs through the heavy yellow murk.

[Mr. Bell]

A London pea. Super, eh, Dr. Watson?

[Dr. Watson]

Yes it was, Mr. Bell. Our gas was lit and shone its flickering light on the white cloth and glimmer of china for the breakfast table had not yet been cleared. Shortly before 11 we heard the old familiar jangle at our front doorbell and a few minutes later Mrs. Hudson ushered into our room Lord Maurice Danby, a middle aged man who seemed to be

[Narrator]

in a state of great excitement. Mr. Holmes, you must help me.

[Sherlock Holmes]

I'll do my best, Lord Danby. What's your problem?

[Lord Danby]

Well, and this is hard to say gentlemen, it's connected with my mother, the Duchess of Penfield.

[Dr. Watson]

Oh, so you're the Duchess of Penfield, son. That's a charming woman. I met her at a house party at the Smythe Parkinson's in Shropshire a few years ago. At the time she was kind enough to.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Watson, don't you think your reminiscences might be more appropriate at some other time?

[Dr. Watson]

Well I was only pointing out.

[Narrator]

Quite.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Pray continue, Lord Danby.

[Lord Danby]

Well, here's the problem in a nutshell. My brother, the present Duke, is with his regiment in India. During his absence all the responsibilities of the Penfield family have fallen on my unhappy shoulders. For a year now I've been driven nearly insane by my nephew Hilary. The boy is 18 and his madcap escapades have caused me many a sleepless night. But now comes the crowning blow. My mother, my own mother has turned thief.

[Dr. Watson]

Dowager Duchess of Penfield a thief. Oh come, come, come, sir, you must be mistaken.

[Lord Danby]

Would I make such a shocking statement, Doctor, unless I was sure? I repeat, she's a shoplifter, a pickpocket, a disgrace to our family.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Since monetary considerations are surely not involved, I can only assume that Her Grace is a victim of that unfortunate affliction known as kleptomania.

[Lord Danby]

She is, Mr. Holmes. But how can I explain that to shopkeepers, to friends of the family? When mother decides to pocket some Valuable memento of a weekend house party. And though it's petty thefts today, tomorrow it may develop into more serious criminality. Mr. Holmes, you must help me find some way out of this intolerable situation. I'll pay you any fee you name if you can find.

[Sherlock Holmes]

What on earth's the commotion downstairs?

[Dr. Watson]

Well, I see. What's wrong, Holmes?

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Go back to your kitchen. Mind your own business, you stupid woman.

[Lord Danby]

It's mother, she must have followed me here.

[Dr. Watson]

Oh, Grace, how delightful to see you again.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Again? Who are you?

[Dr. Watson]

Don't you remember? We met at the Smythe Parkinson's a few years ago.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Never saw you before in all my life.

[Narrator]

It was in Shropshire. Since it was Paul, you know.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Rubbish. Rubbish. Get out of my way. Morris.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Yes, Mama?

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Get out of here at once. This is a matter for your elders, do you hear me? Get out, you oath.

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

Yes, Mama.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

And when you get home, wait in the blue room for me. I shall attend to you later. Yes, Mama.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Your Grace, I suggest that please keep

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

your suggestions to yourself, young man.

[Dr. Watson]

Well, really I do.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

And you'll be quiet too?

[Dr. Watson]

Well. I beg your pardon, Duchess, I was only good.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Can't understand a word you say. Oh really?

[Lord Danby]

No.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Now then, which one of you is Sherlock Holmes?

[Sherlock Holmes]

I am. And I.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

How did that idiot son of man come to see you?

[Sherlock Holmes]

I fear that professional ethics prevent me from professional fiddlesticks.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

You don't need to hem and haw with me. I suppose Maris told you that I was a kleptomaniac.

[Sherlock Holmes]

I'm afraid that I can't.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Nothing to be afraid of. Oh, either of you care for a pinch of snuff?

[Dr. Watson]

No, thank you.

[Narrator]

Thank you very much.

[Dr. Watson]

My word.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Can't understand anyone who doesn't appreciate snuff. That's much better. Now then, listen to me, both of you. This story that my son undoubtedly told you about my being a kleptomaniac is an unadulterated lie. It's all part of my children's plot to get hold of my money. They're always after me for that, especially that grandson of mine. And I'm sure he's inveigled my son Marlas into his schemes and now they're planning to have me declared incompetent.

[Narrator]

Oh, gracious me, what a shock.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

I don't need any comments, just listen to me. Sorry, no. How much did Morris offer you as a retainer?

[Sherlock Holmes]

Mr. Holmes, I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to say anything.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

I'll double the fee and trouble you both to hear no more of this that's all. Good day to you.

[Dr. Watson]

I'll see you downstairs, your grace.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

You needn't bother. I may be your grandmother but I can still walk up and down stairs by myself.

[Narrator]

Thank you, Holmes.

[Dr. Watson]

What a magnificent woman.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Yes, quite remarkable, isn't she?

[Dr. Watson]

I think she didn't remember meeting me at the Smythe Parkinson's, huh?

[Sherlock Holmes]

Quite.

[Dr. Watson]

Luckily we weren't taken in by the Sun's story, wasn't it, Holmes?

[Sherlock Holmes]

I'm not sure. Watson, you recall that jeweled snuff box I received from this morning's post? It was a token from the King of Morania.

[Dr. Watson]

Yes, you put it on the mantelpiece.

[Narrator]

Good lord, it's vanished.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Precisely. The Dowager Duchess of Penfield is so brilliant at kleptomaniac that she has achieved an unnoticed theft at 221B Baker street

[Dr. Watson]

well of all the amazing nerve, Watson,

[Sherlock Holmes]

we've met a worthy antagonist. Come on old chap, grab your hat and coat. I think we'll take the liberty of providing the Duchess with an unobtrusive escort.

[Dr. Watson]

Oh Lord, Holmes, this is the 12th shop that we've been in. My feet are tired. We've been following the Duchess all day.

[Sherlock Holmes]

I was anxious to observe her technique.

[Dr. Watson]

She's obviously had plenty of practice.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Yes, she's spent about a hundred pounds in this shopping tour so far and yet she succeeded in obtaining some £500 worth of goods. Brilliant work.

[Narrator]

Look, look, look, Holmes, that small man in the bowler hat stopping her.

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

The shop detective no doubt.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Come on Watson.

[Shop Detective]

I'm sorry ma', am, but there it is.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

What utter balderdash are you talking?

[Shop Detective]

I must ask you to come and see the manager.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Can I be of any assistance, your grace?

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Huh? Oh, it's Holmes and his friend. Yes, yes, you can tell this idiot to stop bothering me.

[Dr. Watson]

Well, what seems to be the matter?

[Shop Detective]

I saw this here lady pick up a silver matchbox and slip it into her handbag.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Fiddlesticks. I examined it. Yes, but if it's missing, this man was standing near me. Search him.

[Dr. Watson]

Search Holmes? But that's ridiculous.

[Shop Detective]

Of course it is.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Ma', am.

[Shop Detective]

I must ask.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

I am the Dowager Duchess of Penfield. Now search this man.

[Shop Detective]

Yes, your grace.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Insufferable insolence.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Your grace, I must ask you.

[Shop Detective]

You stand here, I'm going to search you.

[Sherlock Holmes]

This is ridiculous, Michael.

[Dr. Watson]

Yes, of course it is.

[Shop Detective]

If you didn't take it, you got nothing to be frightened about then. Hello, hello. What's this in your coat pocket?

[Dr. Watson]

Great Scott, Holmes, it's a silver matchbox.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Quite.

[Shop Detective]

Come on mister, you've got to explain this to the manager.

[Shop Manager]

Mr. Holmes, I'm very embarrassed that my man brought you here.

[Sherlock Holmes]

It's quite all right, sir. It was a perfectly understandable mistake.

[Dr. Watson]

Yes, but you must realize that this unfortunate habit of the Duchess's must be kept a secret.

[Shop Manager]

Quite so, Dr. Watson.

[Sherlock Holmes]

And I think the program I've outlined will prove a most satisfactory way of handling any such incidents in the future. You follow my plan quite clearly.

[Shop Manager]

Oh yes, Mr. Holmes. We'll have our shop detectives watching her whenever she comes in. Anything she doesn't pay for we're charged to her account as though they were purchases.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Precisely. In that way your shop will sustain no loss and the Penfield family will be spared public scandal. Yes, a very satisfactory arrangement, I think. Come on, Watson.

[Lord Danby]

Yes, Mr. Holmes, a very satisfactory arrangement. Don't you agree, Hilary?

[Hilary]

Yes, Uncle. I suppose if we can't stop Granny pinching this stuff at least this will keep it quiet.

[Mr. Bell]

Hilary.

[Sherlock Holmes]

All that remains to be done, Lord Danby, is to make similar arrangements at the other shops your mother patronizes.

[Dr. Watson]

And in that way, sir, all scandal can be avoided.

[Lord Danby]

Yes, yes, it's an excellent plan, excellent.

[Hilary]

I only wish that since Granny's so free and easy with other people's stuff she'd loosen up the money bags for me a little. I'm stony broke.

[Lord Danby]

We won't go into that now, Hilary. Come along my boy. I know Mr. Holmes is a busy man. Good day, gentlemen.

[Dr. Watson]

Good day.

[Lord Danby]

I'll be communicating with you, Mr. Holmes.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Very well, Lord Dambian.

[Dr. Watson]

Well, I suppose that's the last we'll hear of the duchess's problem.

[Sherlock Holmes]

I think not, Watson.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Huh?

[Sherlock Holmes]

Just before Lord Danby arrived I was studying the social section of today's times. Look at the item I ringed in blue pencil.

[Narrator]

The distinguished Polish nobleman, Count Stephen von Kratzoff is holding a reception at his Grosvenor Square house tomorrow afternoon at which time the famous Kratzoff emerald will be displayed.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Skim through the list of guests, Watson. I think one name will interest you.

[Dr. Watson]

Colonel and Mrs. Martin. Lord Larry Novick. By george, the Dowager Duchess of Penfield.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Exactly. And the combination of the finest emerald in Europe and the Duchess of Penfield means that this is one reception we must not miss.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Where's your friend Sherlock Holmes?

[Dr. Watson]

He's over there talking to Count Kratzoff, your grace.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

You and your friend have been following me since yesterday, haven't you, young lady?

[Dr. Watson]

Of course not. We wouldn't dream of such a thing.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Ah, fiddlesticks. I know you have. Oh, by the Way. You said we had met before somewhere. Where was it?

[Dr. Watson]

At the Smythe Parkinson's in Shropshire at a fancifruest dance.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

No, the Parkinson's don't remember you.

[Dr. Watson]

I was wearing a pharaoh's costume.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Oh really? How very original. What was I wearing?

[Dr. Watson]

Something in blue. Blue velvet, I think it was. You had a white wig, I remember. You looked enchanted.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

It wasn't a wig, it was my own hair. My own hair's white and it wasn't velvet, it was tulle. And the dress was red, not blue. However, I'm flattered that you remember that. Good night, young man.

[Dr. Watson]

Good night, Duchess.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Oh, good night. Count von Herzog had a very pleasant evening.

[Count von Kratzoff]

Good night, my dear Duchess. I'm so happy that you honored me with your presence.

[Dr. Watson]

How long, Gilray?

[Sherlock Holmes]

Good night, your grace.

[Hilary]

Oh, thank you so much, Count.

[Count von Kratzoff]

Good night, young man.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Good night.

[Dr. Watson]

A most successful evening, Count von Kurtzoff.

[Count von Kratzoff]

I am glad that so many distinguished guests were present, Dr. Watson. You were very quiet this evening, Mr. Holmes.

[Sherlock Holmes]

I was watching, Count. My eyes hardly left the emerald during the entire evening.

[Count von Kratzoff]

I imagined that you had some professional reason for attending. Yemisi was most insistent that I invite you, but nothing seems to have happened. The gem is still lying in its case on the table there.

[Sherlock Holmes]

I saw nothing happen. I hope nothing did.

[Dr. Watson]

What could have happened? There's a stone, safe and sound.

[Count von Kratzoff]

Please examine it. Mr. Holmes, I know you have quite a reputation as an expert on jewels.

[Narrator]

What a beautiful gem.

[Count von Kratzoff]

It is considered one of the finest in Europe by the doctor. Mr. Holmes, what is your opinion?

[Sherlock Holmes]

That you've been robbed, Count von Kratzoff.

[Dr. Watson]

Robbed?

[Sherlock Holmes]

Yes. This is an extremely fine paste replica. The Kratzoff Emerald has been stolen right under my very eyes.

[Mr. Bell]

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[Dr. Watson]

Yes, my boy, it had.

[Mr. Bell]

Well, I don't have to be a Sherlock Holmes to deduce that the Dowager Duchess was the culprit.

[Dr. Watson]

Elementary, my dear Mr. Bell, elementary. But when the police arrived on the scene, Holmes gave no indication of our obvious suspicion. Later on, when we returned to Baker Street, I don't think either of us were in the least bit surprised to find that Lord Danby was waiting for

[Narrator]

us in a state of great agitation.

[Lord Danby]

Mr. Holmes, you've helped me so far. You've got to find some way out of this mess.

[Sherlock Holmes]

You've spoken to Count von Kratzoff since the last was discovered?

[Lord Danby]

Yes, he came over to see me while you and the police were still searching the house. We're neighbours, you know.

[Dr. Watson]

What did he say, sir?

[Lord Danby]

That for the sum of £20,000 he'd agreed to keep the whole matter quiet. Indeed.

[Sherlock Holmes]

And why should Count von Kratzoff assume that your mother was responsible for the theft?

[Lord Danby]

I'm afraid he must have heard rumors of her unfortunate habits.

[Dr. Watson]

Do you propose to make the settlement, Lord Danvale?

[Lord Danby]

The estate can't afford it, Doctor. Dear me, what will my brother the Duke say when he returns from India? What am I to do, Mr. Holmes?

[Sherlock Holmes]

Your problem has many more ramifications than I imagined when you first called on me, Lord Danby. I think if you'll allow me a few hours grace, I can give you a surprisingly satisfactory solution to your dilemma.

[Lord Danby]

I'll be eternally grateful if you can.

[Dr. Watson]

How do you propose to do it, Holmes?

[Sherlock Holmes]

The first step is obvious, to find the jeweler who made the paste replica. Unless I'm much mistaken, there's only one jeweler in London capable of such an exquisite piece of craftsmanship. We shall call on him, Watson. We shall call on him at once.

[Mr. Marcus]

Yes, Mr. Holmes. I made this replica.

[Sherlock Holmes]

I thought you were the only man in London capable of such brilliant work. Mr. Marcus.

[Mr. Marcus]

You are most kind.

[Narrator]

It was one of a pair of

[Mr. Marcus]

duplicates that were ordered.

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

A pair, eh?

[Dr. Watson]

Yes.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Now the plot Thickens. Watson.

[Dr. Watson]

You had no idea that the replicas were ordered with any criminal intent, Mr. Marcus?

[Mr. Marcus]

Of course not, Dr. Watson. I was told that they were for a collection of replicas of famous stones and I was paid handsomely. 25 guineas apiece for them.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Yes, a small stake for so large a prize.

[Dr. Watson]

Could you describe the woman who gave you the order?

[Mr. Marcus]

Woman, Doctor? It was a man, a young man.

[Dr. Watson]

A man? But Holmes, she must have an accomplice.

[Sherlock Holmes]

I think not, Watson. Though the train of thought suggested is certainly an astonishing one. However, our next move should be obvious.

[Dr. Watson]

Oh, what's that?

[Sherlock Holmes]

We return to Baker street for certain necessary tools of my trade. And then, my dear fellow, we pay an unannounced visit to the Dowager Duchess and try our hands at a little burglary.

[Narrator]

Holmes, is that you?

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

Yes, Watson.

[Sherlock Holmes]

I hope you're not too cold.

[Narrator]

Oh, I'm frozen to death, towering here in these bushes under the Duchess's window. You must have been gone for three quarters of an hour at least.

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

Nevertheless, it was a very profitable excursion.

[Narrator]

Oh, I'm glad to hear it. For heaven's sake take off that stupid moustache. You look ridiculous.

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

And yet this stupid moustache inspired great confidence in the second chambermaid.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Under the impression that I was a

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

flirtatious plumber with prospects, I. She informed me that the Duchess has a small room leading off the boudoir. A room that none of the staff is allowed to enter.

[Narrator]

You think that that's where her hoard of stolen goods may be situated?

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

It's worth trying, old chap. A stout coil of rope attached to the balcony above should enable us to make an unobtrusive entry.

[Narrator]

Possible. But where do we find a stout coil of rope?

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

Even a pseudo plumber has his tools. You don't imagine this bag contains a pipe wrench or some such useless appurtenance, do you?

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Look.

[Narrator]

Great Scott. A coil of rope.

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

Exactly. Now let's see how best we may secure it to the balcony above. But we must work quietly Watson. If we are discovered. I'm afraid this is going to be a trifle hard to explain.

[Narrator]

When I climb up ropes. Holmes, I realize I'm not as young as I used to be.

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

I thought you were surprisingly nimble.

[Narrator]

My dear Watson, I don't like this. Supposing somebody discovers it's burning the Duchess house and calls the police. Then what?

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

We shall probably go to prison. Strike a match, will you?

[Narrator]

Right. But I still don't like it.

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

I like this lamp. There we are.

[Narrator]

This is the room where the servants are not allowed.

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

Now I wonder where the Duchess would ha. I think this wall safe gives us the answer. Yes, but the safe's old fashioned. Unless I'm much mistaken, the combination is an extremely simple one. It is? There we are. Look, Watson, this is Pandora's box. Indeed.

[Narrator]

It's got a whole collection of silver and jewelry.

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

And prominent among it is the King of Mourania's jeweled snuffbox. I'll slip that in my pocket. I think His Majesty would prefer that I retained its owner.

[Narrator]

Look, Holmes, there's Count von Kratzo's emerald.

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

Yes, Watson, we'll take charge of that too. The rest of this collection doesn't concern us. I think there's someone in the upper room. Quick, down the rope. Give me a hand over this window ledge.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Who's in there?

[Narrator]

Hurry home, Mr. Duchess.

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

Follow me as fast as you can.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Who is it? Who is it? Why, my word, why Is that young Dr. Watson?

[Narrator]

That's right.

[Dr. Watson]

That's not young Dr. Watson.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

How on earth did you get here?

[Dr. Watson]

Get here? I got here through the window.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Well, well, imagine that.

[Dr. Watson]

I climbed up a rope to your balcony. Your Grace.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

You climbed up a rope? My dear boy, you took that risk from me. Oh, you impetuous boy.

[Dr. Watson]

Who, me? Oh no, you, Grace, your entire mistake.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Not a word, not a word. My dear boy, I know how you feel. I realized it tonight when you spoke of the grey chiffon dress I wore at smite Parkinson ball.

[Dr. Watson]

But you don't understand. I don't?

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

I do. I understand only too well. Oh, but you dear, dear boy, it can't be. Don't you understand? Think of my. My grandchildren, my refugees.

[Dr. Watson]

But really, your Grace, you're making a very.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Not another word, you headstrong boy. Now, one kiss and good night.

[Dr. Watson]

You're great,

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

My dear boy. Now, now you must go.

[Narrator]

Yes, I certainly must.

[Dr. Watson]

Good night.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Good night. You foolish boy.

[Narrator]

Scott Holmes will be furious. Holmes. Holmes. Holmes.

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

Watson, what happened?

[Narrator]

Holmes, she.

[Dr. Watson]

She thought I was there to see her.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Hope springs eternally. I trust you didn't undeceive her.

[Narrator]

No, but she kissed me, Holmes.

[Sherlock Holmes]

A martyr to our cause.

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

Watson.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Well, well, it's been a most successful evening. The case is solved and I imagine it's still quite early. What time is it?

[Narrator]

Well, sir.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Holmes, what's wrong?

[Dr. Watson]

Great Scott. When the Duchess kissed me, she stole my watch.

[Lord Danby]

You say the case is solved, Mr. Holmes?

[Sherlock Holmes]

Yes, Lord Danby. That's why I asked you and Count von Kratzoff and your nephew to join me here in Baker Street.

[Count von Kratzoff]

But where's my emerald?

[Sherlock Holmes]

Here it is, Countman Kratzoff, how did

[Hilary]

you make the old girl give it back? I bet it made her furious.

[Dr. Watson]

Supposing you let my friend explain in his own good time, young man.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Here is the replica, Count, and here's the real emerald. You will, of course identify the stone?

[Count von Kratzoff]

Yes, yes, of course.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Splendid. Then I'm sure you have no objection to signing this document I prepared. It relieves the Duchess's family of all responsibility. Please sign it here.

[Count von Kratzoff]

Very well, Mr. Holmes,

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

sir.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Thank you, Count. And now, Lord Danby, I shall present this paper to you.

[Lord Danby]

I'm tremendously grateful, Mr. Holmes, but I'm utterly confused.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Then let me clarify the situation for you. I have another visitor here tonight. Please come in, won't you?

[Mr. Marcus]

Very well, Mr. Holmes.

[Narrator]

Lord, it's a duller fellow.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Now, Mr. Marcus, please point out the person who ordered the two paste replicas from you.

[Mr. Marcus]

It was that young man there.

[Mr. Bell]

Me?

[Hilary]

But I've never seen you before in my life.

[Mr. Marcus]

He was the man, Mr. Holmes.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

You mean that my.

[Sherlock Holmes]

I mean, Lord Danby, that the whole theft was part of an extension. Extremely cunning plot, Count von Kratzoff. You joined forces with young Hillary here. You displayed a paste replica at your reception and tempted the Duchess to steal

[Dr. Watson]

it, which she did. And then the Count substituted the second replica in place of the one that she'd taken.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Precisely. And insisted that I examine the stone, knowing that I'd spot it was a fake. And then Count von Kratzoff attempted to persuade the family to settle for £20,000

[Narrator]

for the theft of a paste imitation.

[Hilary]

Well, Count, it looks as though Sherlock Holmes was too smart for us.

[Count von Kratzoff]

Be a fool, Hilary, admit nothing.

[Sherlock Holmes]

A confession is not needed since the guilt is proven.

[Dr. Watson]

But where's the real emerald?

[Sherlock Holmes]

I'm quite certain it's still safe in Poland. The whole plot was perfectly clear to me when Mr. Marcus told me of

[Narrator]

the pair of duplicates.

[Dr. Watson]

Yes, a kleptomaniac could hardly indulge in such an elaborate plan.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Nor would one work with an accomplice. Well, Lord Andy, what do you say?

[Lord Danby]

I'm shocked, deeply shocked. My nephew I shall deal with, separately, of course.

[Hilary]

Don't look so grumpy, Uncle. I was only trying to get a little money.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Granny wouldn't give me any. Count von Kratzoff, you can be prosecuted for fraud and extortion, you know.

[Count von Kratzoff]

Only by involving the Penfield family in a great deal of scandals, I assure you, Mr. Holmes.

[Dr. Watson]

What do you say, Lord Danby?

[Narrator]

Do you intend to prosecute The Count's right.

[Lord Danby]

The scandal would be unbearable.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Then I'd suggest we merely request Count von Kretsov's immediate departure for Poland.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Don't ask something, my good woman. I'm going upstairs.

[Lord Danby]

It's mother.

[Hilary]

It's granny.

[Dr. Watson]

It's the Duchess.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Oh Lord, my word, how very depressing. I came here to talk to Dr. Watson and I find his room knee deep with my relatives. Now get out of this room all of you. Now no arguments Mar. Leave the room all of you and wait for me downstairs.

[Lord Danby]

Very well, come along.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

I want to speak to you privately, Mr. Holmes. I want to speak to Dr. Watson alone.

[Mr. Marcus]

Very well, your grace.

[Narrator]

Holmes, don't leave me.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Well that's extremely ungallant of you, Doctor.

[Dr. Watson]

Your grace, you can speak freely, perfectly freely, in front of Mr. Holmes here.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

My word, how extremely disappointing. Well young man, I realize that I was cruel and heartless to you last night. Here, here's your watch.

[Mr. Marcus]

Humph, your grace.

[Narrator]

What's this gold key on the chain?

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Well that's a key to my private conservatory in the garden. Oh dear me, yes. A man of your weight has no business climbing ropes. Good day, Mr. Holmes.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Goodbye, your grace.

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

Oh, and Dr. Watson?

[Dr. Watson]

Yes, your grace?

[Dowager Duchess of Penfield]

I looked through my wardrobe after you left last night. I found that dress I wore at the Smythe Parkinson's. It was green bottle, green nets.

[Sherlock Holmes]

Watson, my dear fellow, you've made a conquest. A distinct conquest.

[Dr. Watson]

Embarrassed in my life.

[Narrator]

A gold key indeed.

[Dr. Watson]

You know Holmes, though the case is over, I think Count von Kratzoff should

[Narrator]

be taught a lesson.

[Dr. Watson]

Undoubtedly he led that young fellow astray. Even though Lord Danby doesn't want to

[Narrator]

prosecute, I'm not sure that we shouldn't.

[Sherlock Holmes]

What evidence would we use?

[Dr. Watson]

Emerald, of course.

[Sherlock Holmes]

You seem to forget that the Dowager Duchess of Penfield has just left the room.

[Dr. Watson]

What, you mean she stole it again?

[Sherlock Holmes]

Yes, Watson. I'm sure that our evidence will shortly

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

be reposing in that small room off her boudoir.

[Sherlock Holmes]

And I have a strong feeling that not even your love for British justice

[Sherlock Holmes (disguised)]

will get you there again.

[Mr. Bell]

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[Female Announcer]

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[Mr. Bell]

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[Female Announcer]

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[Mr. Bell]

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[Dr. Watson]

Well, now, next week, Mr. Bell, I

[Narrator]

shall tell you a strange adventure in

[Dr. Watson]

which Sherlock Holmes and I fought a losing battle to prevent the murder of a man who, curiously enough, was already on his deathbed.

[Mr. Bell]

Tonight's new Sherlock Holmes adventure was suggested by an incident in Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's story the Musgrave Ritual. Nigel Bruce appeared by permission of California Pictures, Tom Conway, through the courtesy of Eagle Lion Pictures. This is Joseph Bell speaking for Kremel Hair Tonic and Kremel Shampoo and inviting you to be with us next week at this same time when Dr. Watson will tell us about the adventure of the Grand Old Man. This is abc, the American Broadcasting Company.