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Dr. Watson
Good evening, Mr. Bartel. Draw up a chair.
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Thank you.
Dr. Watson
That's it. By the way, do you know what date it is?
Narrator / Announcer
November 5th, isn't it?
Dr. Watson
That's right. In England it's known as Guy Fawkes Day. You ever hear of it?
Narrator / Announcer
It's something to do with a gunpowder plot, isn't it?
Dr. Watson
Yes, Mr. Bartell, it is. And as Sherlock Holmes and I had a very unusual adventure on the 5th of November many years ago, it seems appropriate that I should tell you about it tonight. Before I begin, I think it might help you to appreciate the true flavor of the story if I tell you a little about the origin and the customs of Guy Fawkes Day.
Narrator / Announcer
Swell. I did, Dr. Watson.
Dr. Watson
Well, my boy, on November 5th, 1605, exactly 340 years ago today, King James I was about to attend the opening of Parliament when a plot was discovered to blow up the House of Lords during the ceremony.
Narrator / Announcer
And the chief conspirator was Guy Fawkes, I suppose?
Dr. Watson
Yes, he was. He was captured in a vault immediately below the House of Lords. A vault full of barrels of gunpowder. Of course, he and his fellow conspirators were executed. And ever since then November 5th has been known as Guy Fawkes Day.
Narrator / Announcer
Well, how's it celebrated, Doc?
Dr. Watson
Well, it's a great time for the youngsters, Mr. Bartell. They black their faces, throng the streets begging for pennies and build bonfires in which to burn effigies of Guy Fawkes. These effigies are life sized dummies stuffed with straw and dressed in old clothes. The children parade them in the streets chanting rhymes. Well now, let me see. Please to remember the 5th of November. Guy Fawkes. Guy hit him in the eye.
Narrator / Announcer
Kids must have quite a time. Sort of like Halloween, aren't I?
Dr. Watson
Yes, not unlike it, my boy. Well, now that I've told you something about the customs of Guy Fox Day, I'll get on with my story. It began just before lunch. I remember on November 5, 1899. The day was foggy and cold and Holmes and I were seated each side of a blazing fire in our Baker street rooms. From outside we could hear the sound of voices laughing and singing. Suddenly Holmes rose and crossed to the window, opened it and looked out. Then he turned to me and spok.
Sherlock Holmes
Children are having a great time, Watson, aren't they?
Dr. Watson
Yes, it cost me a shilling worth of pennies to walk here this morning.
Sherlock Holmes
Has it occurred to you, Watson, that the Gunpowder Plot offers very promising material to the speculative mind?
Dr. Watson
In what way, Holmes? I say, it's confoundedly chilly in here. Don't you think you might shut that window?
Sherlock Holmes
Sorry, old chap. As I was saying, the Gunpowder Plot offers very promising material to the speculative mind. I made something of a study of the historical records of the case. There is more than a little evidence to suggest that King James was never in any real danger.
Dr. Watson
Never in any danger? Well what makes you say that?
Sherlock Holmes
Knowledge of the proposed dastardly scheme came to light early. But James Stuart, King of England, the possessor of a shrewd and diabolical mind, used the spectacular discovery of the plot to try and bolster his waning popularity as well as to justify increased religious persecutions.
Dr. Watson
That's the first I've heard of at home.
Sherlock Holmes
I dare say old Philip, it's true. Just the same, I'm afraid James Stuart, King of England was an unscrupulous tyrant.
Dr. Watson
Come in.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh yes, Mrs. Hudson.
Wiggins / Street Urchin
There was a gentleman to see you, Mr. Holmes. He said it was very important. He asked me to give you his kind.
Sherlock Holmes
No thank you, Mrs. Hudson. Oh, ask him to come up please, will you?
Wiggins / Street Urchin
Aye, sir.
Dr. Watson
Who is it, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
A gentleman with a remarkably fine sense of timing. Read his card for yourself.
Dr. Watson
Let's have a look. Mr. James Stewart. Great Scott, that's an extraordinary coincidence that he should arrive just as we're talking about James Stewart, King of England.
Sherlock Holmes
Come in.
Wiggins / Street Urchin
Mr. James Stewart.
Sherlock Holmes
How do you do, Mr. Stewart? My name is Sherlock Holmes and this is my colleague, Dr. Watson.
Dr. Watson
How do you do, sir?
James Stewart
How do you do, Mr. Holmes? You've got to help me. I'm walking about in mortal fear of my life. You've got to help me.
Sherlock Holmes
Mr. Stewart, I suggest that you sit down. I'll do anything in my power to help you, but you must compose yourself first and tell me quietly what it is that's frightening you.
James Stewart
How can I compose myself when I may be dead within a few hours?
Dr. Watson
No, no, no, Mr. Stewart. I'm a doctor. I really think if I were to give you a sedative that you'd find.
James Stewart
How can you talk of sedatives when I. My heart, doctor.
Dr. Watson
All right, all right. Now here, let me help you into the sofa. There you are.
Sherlock Holmes
Now.
Dr. Watson
Yes, Holmes. And I'll give him some digitalis. A fellow with a bad heart like this shouldn't allow himself to get so excited.
Sherlock Holmes
You are, Mr. Stuart. Drink this.
Dr. Watson
That's it. That's it. And now this. Mr. Stewart.
Sherlock Holmes
What is it?
Dr. Watson
It's digitalis.
James Stewart
Very well.
Sherlock Holmes
No better, son?
James Stewart
Yes, Mr. Holmes, yes I do. You're right. I shouldn't get so excited. My heart can't stand it.
Sherlock Holmes
You know Watson, is he well enough to talk, do you think?
Dr. Watson
Yes, if he doesn't excite himself again.
James Stewart
I'll be careful, Doctor. I'll take it quietly. Mr. Holmes, when you saw my car just now, did it strike any responsive court?
Sherlock Holmes
Naturally, sir. Who could fail to be intrigued when a James Stewart calls to see one on Guy Fawkes Day?
James Stewart
It isn't just coincidence that my name is James Stewart's. I've got royal blood in my veins. People know of it and that's another reason they're out to kill me. They're jealous of my heritage. Every instinct I have is a royal one.
Dr. Watson
No.
James Stewart
You gentlemen know that falconry is a kingsport and my greatest hobby is the breeding and the training of falcons.
Sherlock Holmes
Please, Mr. Stewart, owing to the state of your health, I suggest that you be as economical as possible in your explanation. In fact, I think it might be better if I were to question you.
James Stewart
Very well, Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Now you say that your life is in danger. What evidence do you have to substantiate that claim?
James Stewart
My cousin, Guy Falconby has threatened it. You see, Mr. Holmes, he and I are the only heirs to a wealthy uncle. His fortune will go to the surviving heir. If I were dead, Guy would inherit everything.
Dr. Watson
Seems to me, Mr. Stewart, that you should have applied to Scotland Yard for protection.
James Stewart
I did, Dr. Watson. Only a few days ago I saw a certain Inspector Lestrade I think his name was, and he laughed at my fears.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh, Lestrade. And he laughed, did he? Well then in that case there may be something in your story, sir. You say that your cousin has threatened to kill you. Has he indicated the method he intends to employ?
James Stewart
Aye, he has. And it's a devilish plot. Guy has a bitter, twisted sense of humor, gentlemen. Even when he's planning as dastardly a thing as a murder.
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I am.
James Stewart
James Stewart, he is Guy Falkenby, which is near enough to Guy Fawkes. Today is the 5th of November and he's planning to blow me up.
Dr. Watson
Come, come, come, sir. You can't expect us to believe that. But it's true.
James Stewart
He warned me in the celebrations that are going on in the streets of London today would make a rare cloak for his activities.
Sherlock Holmes
I must confess, Mr. Stewart, that I find your story most unconvincing. All your evidence appears to depend on conversations held between you and this cousin of yours. You have no facts, sir, to substantiate your claims.
James Stewart
But I have.
Sherlock Holmes
Then please let us hear them.
James Stewart
I live at 23 Cavendish Square. A week ago, the house next door to me was let to a new tenant. Almost immediately, workmen became very active there. They were digging in the cellars, Mr. Holmes. I could hear the sounds of picks and shovels through the walls.
Dr. Watson
Digging in the cellars. That does sound significant, doesn't it, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
Extremely. Did you observe any other activities of the workmen, Mr. Stewart?
James Stewart
Aye, Mr. Holmes. Vans have been delivering large packing cases to the basement during the last two days. I know what's in them too. It's gunpowder.
Dr. Watson
I tell you, they're planning to blow me up today. No, no, no. Steady, steady, steady, steady. You mustn't excite yourself again.
James Stewart
What shall I do, Mr. Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
I think, sir, it would be better for you to rest here for a while and then go to a nearby hotel. I would suggest the shots brain and wait there until you hear from us.
James Stewart
And where are you gentlemen going?
Sherlock Holmes
Watson and I, after donning suitable disguises, will visit the house adjoining yours in Cavendish Square. I think an examination of the cellar there might prove most illumina.
Dr. Watson
This must be the house all right. Holmes. The empty packing cases are still by the foot of the basement steps.
Sherlock Holmes
Come on, Watson, let's go down and explore.
Dr. Watson
Pardon my soul. I feel a little self conscious in these clothes.
Sherlock Holmes
No need to, my dear chap. You look a most authentic inspector of plumbing. If anyone challenges us, you'd better let me do the talking. Though I think my accent might be a little more convincing. Listen.
Dr. Watson
I can't hear anything.
Sherlock Holmes
Exactly. Then we may reasonably assume that either the workmen are observing the Guy Fawkes holiday or that their work is done. Come on, let's try this door.
Dr. Watson
It's unlocked.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes. This is too easy, Watson. We must be prepared for a trap. Come on.
Dr. Watson
Got my revolver handy. If there's any trouble, don't use it.
Sherlock Holmes
Until I tell you to. Remember, we're supposed to be plumbing inspectors.
Dr. Watson
Pitch black in here. I can't see a thing.
Sherlock Holmes
Strike a match. See if you can find a gas jet.
Dr. Watson
Strike a match and the cellar may be full of gunpowder.
Sherlock Holmes
Don't take the risk old chap.
Dr. Watson
Here's a gas jet. I light it. That's better. Now we can see a little. Uh huh.
Sherlock Holmes
I think the workmen have completed their job. See that new wood forming a crude door in the corner over there?
Dr. Watson
Where does it lead to, do you suppose?
Sherlock Holmes
Let's find out. Oh, also unlocked. Here's a miner's mantum waiting conveniently for us on this ledge. Oh, this is ridiculously easy. Now I'm sure it's a trap.
Dr. Watson
I like the lantern. Great Scott, it's a tunnel.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, it's a tunnel leading into Mr. Stewart's house next door. Let's explore it.
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Dr. Watson
Look Holmes, look at the barrels. I bet they're full of gunpowder.
Sherlock Holmes
Undoubtedly, we'll observe the fuses as well. Yes, the complete equipment for another gunpowder plot.
Dr. Watson
I can't believe my eyes. What a fantastic plan. But how could the murderer be certain that Stuart would be killed in the explosion?
Sherlock Holmes
I think that's easily answered. Watson. Remember Mr. Stewart's bad heart. In his present state of apprehension an exploding firecracker would be enough to kill him.
Dr. Watson
I suppose so. Hello, hello. What's this lying on the floor? Curious. It's a funny strip of silk with a little ring on the end.
Sherlock Holmes
Let me see it, Watson. Aha, this seems to be familiar. By Jove, I believe it's a jess.
Dr. Watson
Jess? What is that?
Sherlock Holmes
The last piece of evidence necessary to confirm the conclusion.
Dr. Watson
Keep your hands above your heads. I've got a revolver.
Sherlock Holmes
Right child. Governor, we ain't doing no harm. Now remember Watson, I'll do the talking.
Dr. Watson
Come on Art, you come.
Guy Falconby
Well, well, you're a comical looking pair. What are you doing in there?
Sherlock Holmes
Me and my mate got a message to come over here and see to the plumbing. Mr. Plumbers, eh?
Guy Falconby
Do you have any identification?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes sir. Here's me badge. We're inspectors for the London County Council.
Guy Falconby
Oh that's all right my man. I saw the basement door open and I. I thought burglars might be here.
Sherlock Holmes
You're the owner of this house, sir?
Guy Falconby
Yes, but my agent let it recently to some tenants who've been behaving rather queerly I'm told. So I came around here to see what was happening.
Sherlock Holmes
If you're the owner, sir, perhaps you can give me some facts for me Records. Gotta fill me records, you know.
Guy Falconby
What do you want to know?
Sherlock Holmes
Well, your name please, sir.
Guy Falconby
Falcon Bay. Guy Falcon.
Dr. Watson
Look here, Alfie.
Sherlock Holmes
Alfie, hold your nose.
Guy Falconby
What did he say?
Sherlock Holmes
Nothing, sir, nothing. He's got baddie cups at him for wolf. I had him for months now. Can't stop him. Alfie. Here, give me a pencil, will you?
Narrator / Announcer
Thank you, Alf.
Sherlock Holmes
Now sir, your name is Guy Falconby. What's the name of the. The tenant this house is let to?
Guy Falconby
There are three of them.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh, you know the name, sir. Got to have them for me records, you see.
Guy Falconby
Yes, the names are Winter, Rokewood and Keynes.
Sherlock Holmes
I. Oh yes, Winter, Rokewood and Canes. That's right, sir. Sounds as if they might be a firm of solicitors, don't they, sir?
Guy Falconby
Well, perhaps they are. I haven't met them.
Sherlock Holmes
Just one more question, sir, and then I needn't bother you no more.
Guy Falconby
Well, what is it? My religion or my grandmother's maiden name?
Sherlock Holmes
No sir, no, nothing like that. I just wondered who lived in the house next door on that side. We've had a complaint from there till their pipes is bunged up.
Guy Falconby
My cousin lives there. His Name's James Stewart.
Sherlock Holmes
Mr. James Stewart, eh? I'm much obliged, sir. Me and my mate will be going next door then. Come on, Alfie.
Guy Falconby
I'm not surprised his pipes are bunged up as you so graphically put it. He's a great one for practical jokes about the house. As a matter of fact, he's planning one of them tonight. Oh, well, that's no concern of yours. By the way, my man, what's your name?
Sherlock Holmes
Nivet, sir. Tom Nivett. Come on, Alfie, we got work to.
Dr. Watson
Holmes, I wish you'd tell me what's going on. Why have we taken this cab back to Baker Street?
Sherlock Holmes
Get out of these clothes. They've served their purpose. Now there's more serious work afoot.
Dr. Watson
Well, I'm still confused about our interview with Guy Falconby. Why did you say your name was Tom Nivett?
Sherlock Holmes
More touch of vanity, old fellow.
Dr. Watson
Vanity? How do you mean?
Sherlock Holmes
Well, consider the names in this case so far, Watson. James Stewart says that he's been threatened by Guy Falconby. A name as Mr. Stewart points out, not unlike Guy Fawkes. You recall the names of the three tenants that Mr. Falkenberg gave us a few minutes ago?
Dr. Watson
Yes. Winter, Rokewood, and Keynes. But what's that got to do with it?
Sherlock Holmes
A great deal, my dear fellow. Thomas Winter, Ambers Rokewood and Robert Keynes were the three men executed with Guy Fawkes in the original gunpowder plot in 1605.
Dr. Watson
Good Lord. But where does Tom Nivett, the name you gave yourself, fit into the picture?
Sherlock Holmes
Thomas Niveit was the Westminster magistrate who arrested the conspirators. Since the would be murderer such an academic knowledge of the original plot, I thought I'd let him know that he was up against an opponent worthy of his steel.
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Dr. Watson
We quickly changed out of our disguises and back into our ordinary clothes. I was still pretty much in the dark as usual and I kept questioning Holmes as to our next move. He was in a state of suppressed excitement and it was obvious as he spoke to me that he was anxious to be off.
Sherlock Holmes
Watson, don't dawdle. There's so much work ahead of us.
Dr. Watson
What do you mean don't dawdle? I'm not dawdling, I'm dressing as far as I can. What's our next move anyway?
Sherlock Holmes
We must split our forces. Let's get hold of my band of street urchins. The Baker Street Irregulars. I'm going to surround Mr. Stewart's house in Cavendish Square and they'll be invaluable for that purpose.
Dr. Watson
What do you want me to do?
Sherlock Holmes
Go to the Shaftesbury hotel and collect Mr. Stewart. Then return with him to his house and wait me there. I shall join you as soon as I've rounded up the Irregulars. But I must warn you, don't leave Mr. Stewart for a moment. Don't let him out of your sight until you see me again.
Dr. Watson
Of course I won't Holmes. But I must say the idea of all that gunpowder on the cellar doesn't make me feel any too happy.
Sherlock Holmes
Have faith in me old chap, have faith in me. You know I wouldn't expose you to any danger if I could avoid it. And I assure you that I shall join you and Mr. Stewart very shortly. You have your revolver?
Dr. Watson
Yes of course. Good.
Sherlock Holmes
And give Mr. Stewart this revolver will you? Tell him that I insist that he carries it. I fear that his own has probably been tampered with.
Dr. Watson
Right you are Holmes. I'll see that he has it. This is a strange business. I must say that Guy Falconville seemed such a decent sort of fellow.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, he appeared to be a most amiable fellow didn't he? This is indeed an unusual case Watson. We're up against one of the most sinister and twisted antagonists that we've ever met. Well chap, I'm leaving now. I'll join you soon. And don't forget stay close to Mr. Stewart. Stay very close to him.
James Stewart
Doctor Watson. I wish your friend were here.
Dr. Watson
No no, no. Don't get so excited Mr. Stewart. He'll be here any moment now. You've still got the revolver that I give you?
James Stewart
Yes it's in my pocket. But what's the good of a revolver if there should be an explosion? Answer me that if you can.
Dr. Watson
You must have faith in Mr. Holmes sir. He's arranging now to have this house of yours surrounded by his band of street urchins. They'll see that no one gets to the cellar next door to light the fuses.
James Stewart
A bunch of children. How can they do anything?
Dr. Watson
You don't know the Baker Street Irregulars Mr. Stewart. And it's a perfect day for them to operate. There's black faced boys begging for pennies. They'd pass unnoticed anywhere.
James Stewart
I hope you're right. But I have a premonition Doctor. There's going to be a tragedy.
Dr. Watson
I know it. Now take it easy sir. Remember your heart. You're in splendid hands when Sherlock Holmes is on the case. Here he is now. Holmes. I say I'm glad to see you.
Sherlock Holmes
You received your visitor yet?
James Stewart
Visitor? We've seen no one.
Sherlock Holmes
Then be on the alert. I've just been questioning the boys surrounding this house. A few moments ago some children pulled a small cart up to the back door. A cart containing a life sized dummy. My irregulars thought that it was an effigy on its way to a bonfire.
Dr. Watson
Oh why shouldn't it be home?
Sherlock Holmes
I have reason to believe that it's someone visiting you in disguise, Mr. Stewart. A visitor who is mounting the back stairs at this very moment.
James Stewart
You've got to stand by me, Holmes. You've got to protect me.
Sherlock Holmes
Don't worry, sir.
Guy Falconby
Come in.
Narrator / Announcer
Look.
Dr. Watson
Look at that apparition. A Guy Fawkes dummy. A dark lantern in his hand and.
Sherlock Holmes
And it's walking and also talking, I trust.
James Stewart
Keep away from me.
Dr. Watson
I got a revolver stick for a stake for Victoria's sake.
Guy Falconby
If you won't give me one, I'll take two.
Dr. Watson
The better for me and the worse for you. It's Guy Fawkenbert. Keep away from me, do you hear? The better for me and the worse for you. All right then, I'm going to fire.
Sherlock Holmes
Dear me. Mr. Stewart, the revolver I've provided for you seems to be unloaded. How very odd.
Dr. Watson
What in fun is all this about?
Sherlock Holmes
You've just witnessed an attempted murder, Watson. Murder?
Guy Falconby
What are you talking about? This is a game. James and I had it arranged, the whole thing.
Sherlock Holmes
You may have thought it was a game, Mr. Polkinby, but I assure you that your. Grab Mr. Stuart, Watson. He seems to be leaving us.
Dr. Watson
Leave me alone.
James Stewart
Take your hands off me. My heart.
Dr. Watson
Help me put him on the sofa. That's it. I'll get him some digitalis.
Guy Falconby
Look, I don't want to appear unnecessarily stupid but will someone tell me what this is all about?
Sherlock Holmes
With pleasure, Mr. Falkenby. Your cousin had planned one of the most fantastic murder plots that I've ever encountered. He came to us with the story that you had threatened his life.
Guy Falconby
But that's ridiculous. I'm very fond of him.
Sherlock Holmes
Of course it's ridiculous. The whole plot was ridiculous. He leased the house next door, had a tunnel dug and gunpowder and fuses planted there. Even entered the name of the tenants as Winter, Rokewood and Keynes to give the apparent plot a further authenticity.
Guy Falconby
You mean my cousin was the real tenant?
Sherlock Holmes
Certainly he was. However, he was clumsy enough to drop that piece of silk with the wire ring on the end that you found in the cellar. Watson.
Dr. Watson
Thing you called a jess.
Guy Falconby
And what's a jess?
Sherlock Holmes
It's a strap that goes round a falcon's leg to which its leash is fastened. You will remember that Mr. Stewart informed us that falconry is his hobby and it therefore indicated that he had been in the cellar and consequently must have known about the whole plot.
Dr. Watson
And all he was trying to do was to build up in our minds a belief that his cousin was trying to kill him.
Sherlock Holmes
Exactly, my dear fellow. Had we believed him? Of Course, he could have shot you just now, Mr. Falkenby. In apparent self defence.
Guy Falconby
Good Lord, what a fantastic Clark. I. I still can't quite believe.
Sherlock Holmes
Mr. Falkenby, why are you dressed as a Guy Fawkes dummy?
Guy Falconby
Well, it was James idea. He said that. That he was going to dress up too. And that we were to go round the bonfires tonight and frighten people by. By appearing as live dummies. But the last message he sent told me to come up here, that. That we'd play a practical joke on a couple of friends of his.
Sherlock Holmes
And did he provide you with the costume that you're wearing?
Guy Falconby
Yes, as a matter of fact, he did.
Sherlock Holmes
Have you searched the pockets for any weapons?
Guy Falconby
No, but I will.
Sherlock Holmes
All right. And while you're doing that, I'll examine this dark lantern. How's your patient, Watson?
Dr. Watson
Well, I've given him some digitalis and now I'll get him some brandy.
Guy Falconby
I can't find anything in the pockets.
Sherlock Holmes
Here's the answer, my friends. Look here. Inside the lantern is a dagger. Your cousin planted it there to substantiate the claim that you were trying to kill him. Had his plans worked, you would have been dead, Mr. Falkenby, before you could have told us the truth.
Dr. Watson
Here. Come back here, Mr. Steele. James. He slipped out of the room.
Sherlock Holmes
He's faking the heart attack. Come on, Watson.
Narrator / Announcer
After.
Dr. Watson
Holmes. Holmes, where are you? Out of the way, please.
Guy Falconby
Here comes the Lord Mayor of London.
Dr. Watson
Chums. Excuse me, please. I'm trying to find a friend of mine. Most important. Holmes, where are you? Can I hear my train?
Guy Falconby
I hear you.
Wiggins / Street Urchin
Come.
Dr. Watson
Out of the way, please. I'm coming home.
Wiggins / Street Urchin
Why don't you sell a postcard?
Narrator / Announcer
You.
Dr. Watson
You got away from me in the crowd.
Sherlock Holmes
I'm afraid this is Stuart got away from us.
Dr. Watson
Well, we'll never find him in this mar. Dr. Walpole.
Sherlock Holmes
He's a dangerous man. There's no knowing what he may do. Where are your regulars? Ah, there's Wiggins.
Dr. Watson
Wiggins.
Wiggins / Street Urchin
Hello, Mr. Elms.
Sherlock Holmes
Did you see a man run out of that house a few minutes ago?
Wiggins / Street Urchin
No, Governor. Perhaps Charlie did. Hey, Charlie, come over here a minute. It's Mr. Elm, all right. I bet Charlie didn't see anything, though. He's got some savvy girl with him. Hello, Mr. Holmes. And Dr. Watson.
Sherlock Holmes
Hello, Charl. Charlie, did you see a man run through this crowd a few minutes ago? A tallish man with a gray mustache?
Wiggins / Street Urchin
Yes, I did. A man came running out of the house over there. That's the house where'd he go? He ran down toward where the shops are and he stole our dummy. He did? The one we are going to burn in the bonfire. I tried to stop him, but he got away.
Dr. Watson
Holmes. Holmes, look. Up there on the roof. There's a figure. By Jove, I believe it's James Stewart.
Wiggins / Street Urchin
That's the man. He's the one that stole our dummy. He's standing up on the roof. He's going to jump. If he does, he's going to land in the bonfire.
Dr. Watson
There he goes. He is jumping right into the middle of the fire.
Wiggins / Street Urchin
Be careful, he'll be burned to death.
Sherlock Holmes
Don't worry, Wiggins. There wasn't a man who fell into the bonfire.
Dr. Watson
What do you mean?
Sherlock Holmes
From the gyrations that the figure performed as it fell. My dear Watson, I'm convinced that Mr. Stewart threw the stone dummy to try and put us off the track.
Dr. Watson
Then Stuart's still up.
Sherlock Holmes
There he is, Watson. Come along, old boy. It's up on the rooftops for us.
Dr. Watson
Up on the rooftops.
Sherlock Holmes
Here, Watson, let me help you up. Can you reach my hand?
Dr. Watson
I got it.
Sherlock Holmes
All right, then, up you come. Come on. That's it.
Dr. Watson
Phew. Seems to me that fire escapes must be designed for giants.
Sherlock Holmes
Keep your eyes skinned, old fellow. Stewart's a dangerous man. Might be hiding behind those chimney stacks. Come on.
Dr. Watson
Upon my soul, this is a strange place to be on Guy Fawkes night.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, a comprehensive case, Watson. Starts in a cellar and ends on a rooftop.
Dr. Watson
Look, Holmes, by the parapet there, the.
Sherlock Holmes
Crumpled body of Mr. Stewart looks to.
Dr. Watson
Me as if it. Yes? He's dead, Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Well, it's not surprising. The effort of carrying the dummy up here and throwing it, combined with his own state of excitement were too much for him. Well, quite frankly, I can't say that I'm sorry.
Dr. Watson
No. He planned a murder. If it hadn't been for you, he would have succeeded. An extraordinary case, Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, old chap. And one that should long make us remember the 5th of November.
Dr. Watson
My Jo.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, please to remember the 5th of November. Gunpowder, treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgotten.
Narrator / Announcer
Well, Doctor, as you boys would say, that story was a bit of exciting.
Sherlock Holmes
What?
Dr. Watson
Yes, and even now I sort of lose my breath when I remember climbing that fire escape.
Narrator / Announcer
You know, Doctor, those two fellows certainly went out of their way to celebrate Guy Fawkes Day. Now, take me. When I got a little celebrating to do, I like to do it quietly. Some friends. A glass of port, Pet?
Dr. Watson
Report? Of course.
Narrator / Announcer
What else?
Dr. Watson
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Dr. Watson
An old favorite, Mr. Bartel, a story that concerns strange music that was heard in a lonely house in the English countryside and of the living death that stalked there. I call it the Adventure of the Speckled Band.
Narrator / Announcer
Tonight's Sherlock Holmes adventure is written by Dennis Green and Antony Boucher and was suggested by an incident in this Arthur Conan Doyle story, the Adventure of the Devil's Foot. Music was by Dean Fossler. Mr. Rathbone appears through the courtesy of Metro Goldwyn Mayer and Mr. Bruce through the courtesy of Universal Pictures where they are now starring in the Sherlock Holmes series. The Petri Wine Company of San Francisco, California invites you to tune in again next week, same time, same station. This is Harry Bartel saying good night for the Petrie family. Sherlock Holmes comes to you from our Hollywood studio. This is the Mutual Broadcasting System.
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This classic detective episode places Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson at the center of a melodramatic plot on Guy Fawkes Day, November 5th—a date forever linked to the infamous Gunpowder Plot of 1605. Holmes and Watson are drawn into a modern echo of that historical event when a terrified gentleman named James Stewart claims his cousin, Guy Falconby, plans to blow him up in a Guy Fawkes–themed murder. The case, layered with homage to the original conspiracy, challenges the great detective’s keen eye for historical allusions and the sinister creativity of criminals.
"The children parade them in the streets chanting rhymes. Well now, let me see. 'Please to remember the 5th of November. Guy Fawkes, Guy, hit him in the eye.'"
"I'm walking about in mortal fear of my life. You've got to help me." (07:10, James Stewart)
"He warned me the celebrations... would make a rare cloak for his activities." (10:04, James Stewart)
"The complete equipment for another Gunpowder Plot." (13:57, Sherlock Holmes)
“A jess? The last piece of evidence necessary to confirm the conclusion.” (14:37, Sherlock Holmes)
“You've just witnessed an attempted murder, Watson.” (22:48, Sherlock Holmes)
“From the gyrations that the figure performed as it fell, my dear Watson, I'm convinced that Mr. Stewart threw the stone dummy to try and put us off the track.” (26:55, Sherlock Holmes)
| Time | Segment Description | |---------|--------------------------------------------------| | 03:15 | Setting and history of Guy Fawkes Day | | 07:10 | James Stewart’s plea for help | | 09:04 | Stewart’s accusation and details of the plot | | 11:36 | Holmes and Watson’s cellar investigation | | 13:57 | Discovery of gunpowder barrels, “jess” clue | | 17:52 | Holmes connects names to Gunpowder Plot history | | 21:58 | Holmes and Irregulars prepare the trap | | 22:48 | Stewart’s truth revealed—Holmes explains the plot | | 26:36 | Rooftop chase, Stewart’s death | | 28:23 | Holmes’ closing reflection |
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