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Sherlock Holmes
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Joseph Bell (Announcer)
Kremel hair tonic and kremel shampoo present the new adventures of sherlock holmes. Starring nigel bruce as Dr. Watson and tom conway as sherlock holmes. Once again, it's time to call on our old friend, that incomparable host and storyteller, Dr. Watson. He's waiting for us in his familiar study. Good evening, Dr. Watson.
Dr. Watson
Good evening, Mr. Bell. I won't get up if you don't mind. This change in the weather has given me a twinge or two of rheumatism, I'm afraid.
Joseph Bell (Announcer)
I'm sorry to hear that, Dr. Watson.
Dr. Watson
We old fossils can't expect to be and heartiers, you young fellows.
Joseph Bell (Announcer)
You know, I don't know that I feel so young today, Dr. Watson. I stopped by the military academy this afternoon and saw my cousin there. He's 13 years old, and after an hour with him I realized I'm really quite ancient.
Dr. Watson
13 years old. Fine age. He's happy at the school, Mr. Bell.
Joseph Bell (Announcer)
Crazy about it.
Dr. Watson
Yes, I'm sure that in this day and age a boy almost looks forward to going to school. Conditions were far different in certain parts of England just before the turn of the century, I'm afraid I'm thinking in particular of a school that Holmes and I had occasion to visit. And of the frightened, unhappy youngsters who lived there in mortal terror of their lives.
Joseph Bell (Announcer)
Oh, this has all the hallmarks of the beginning of a Sherlock Holmes adventure.
Dr. Watson
It is, my boy. It's a story I call the Singular Affair of the Dying Schoolboys. But before I begin, haven't you a message for our listeners?
Joseph Bell (Announcer)
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Dr. Watson
Well, Mr. Bell, that strange adventure began on a stormy September evening in Baker street many, many years ago. All day long the wind had screamed and the rain had beaten against our windows. Shortly after dinner there was the old familiar jangle on our front doorbell and a few moments later Mrs. Hudson ushered a distinguished visitor into the room. As he stood there in front of the flickering firelight I could see that he was a good looking man and also that he was in a state of considerable excitement.
Sherlock Holmes
Now Lord Manders, if you will just give us the facts.
Lord Manders
Well, Mr. Holmes, three years ago I was a passenger on that ill fated ship, the Sophie Anderson. She was wrecked in a gale and I was the only survivor. I clung to a piece of broken spar and was washed ashore. And after that for over two years I lived alone on an island in the Indian Ocean. Naturally, when the Sophie Anderson founded I was believed to be dead. My young brother Eric, who was next in line, inherited the estate under the guardianship of our uncle.
Dr. Watson
Must have been quite a lot of confusion when you arrived home this year, Lord manders.
Lord Manders
There was Dr. Watson, but not for the reason you suppose. I landed in England to find that my brother had died last December.
Dr. Watson
Oh indeed, I'm very sorry.
Lord Manders
He died under very peculiar circumstances. That's why I've come to you, Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
What were those circumstances?
Lord Manders
My uncle sent Eric to a school on the Wilshmors, not far from Cardiff, a school known as Punsonby Hall. He died in a school infirmary there, supposedly of pneumonia.
Sherlock Holmes
And you have some reason to believe it was not pneumonia?
Lord Manders
Nothing definite. I've been down to the school but Dr. Punsonby, the owner, was too ill to see me. However, I did talk to a frightening woman there who's the matron of the place, a Mrs. Arkwright. I became suspicious so I stayed on and for a few days made some local inquiries.
Sherlock Holmes
With what results?
Lord Manders
Punsonby hall has a black name with the villagers, Mr. Holmes. Five boys have died there in the last two years under circumstances similar to my brother's.
Dr. Watson
Good gracious me.
Sherlock Holmes
I presume that you immediately had an accounting with your uncle.
Lord Manders
My uncle had settled another account before my return, Mr. Holmes. He died of a heart attack last February, but I am certain he was responsible for Eric's death. You see, he Stood to inherit the estate. It may sound incredible but I believe Eric was murdered at Punsonby Hall.
Dr. Watson
Murdered? In a boys school. Oh come, come, come sir. Such things can't happen in this 19th century of ours.
Sherlock Holmes
But they can, Watson, and do, unfortunately.
Dr. Watson
You don't mean it.
Sherlock Holmes
I do. A private school situated in a desolate spot and operated by an unprincipled scoundrel could provide excellent and profitable opportunities for removing unwanted relatives.
Dr. Watson
What a ghastly thought.
Lord Manders
Mr. Holmes. I know that Eric's dead and nothing can bring him to life again, but I can try and avenge his death and bring his murderer to justice. You will help me, won't you?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes Lord Manders, I will. If these shocking occurrences have been taking place we may be able at least to prevent further tragedies. Watson, suppose we join Lord Manders on the west of England Express tonight and tomorrow. See what can be done to penetrate the black clouds that surround Punsonby Hall.
Lord Manders
We're walking in the wrong direction Mr. Holmes. The school's behind us.
Sherlock Holmes
Before going there I thought we might profitably pay a visit here in the village to Llewellyn Coffin.
Dr. Watson
Oh, who's he?
Sherlock Holmes
The local undertaker.
Dr. Watson
An undertaker named Coffin. That's very funny isn't it? Coffin, undertaker.
Sherlock Holmes
Quite. But try and control your amusement will you Watson?
Dr. Watson
Oh sorry Oliver.
Sherlock Holmes
Here's his establishment now.
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
Good day gentlemen.
Sherlock Holmes
Mr. Coffin?
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
Yes sir, that's my name.
Sherlock Holmes
Coffin. We're strangers in these parts and we're in search of information. I'm hoping, Mr. Coffin, that you'll be able to help us.
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
What I can do sir, I will and do it gladly.
Sherlock Holmes
I understand that you've had an unusually large proportion of business from Punsonby hall in the past two years.
Dr. Watson
Five boys died, didn't they?
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
Five boys. It was.
Lord Manders
Mr. Coffin. We've heard some strange stories in the village.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, stories that make us wonder if those deaths were from natural causes.
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
Gentlemen, I'm a simple man. Look you, a man who plies his trade but cannot afford to ask questions what goes on at Punsonbury Hall? And I'll not say strange things haven't happened there is none of my business.
Lord Manders
Then let me appeal to your sympathies. My young brother died at Punsonby hall last December. You must have buried him.
Dr. Watson
Your brother.
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
Well now look you, that makes it different. But you'll not say anything up at the hall, sir. Dr. Ponsonby's a savage man.
Sherlock Holmes
Don't worry on that score, Mr. Coffin.
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
What do you have to know, sir?
Sherlock Holmes
All the five boys were Supposed to have had pneumonia. I understand that's what the medical report said. Who signed those reports?
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
Dr. Punthonby himself. He's a regular medical doctor.
Sherlock Holmes
Look you, how very convenient. No questions had to be asked. Mr. Coffin, when you prepared those bodies for burial did you notice anything unusual about them? Anything to make you think their deaths were possibly not caused by pneumonia?
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
No sir.
Sherlock Holmes
Think now.
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
Well now that you mention it there was one thing I was after noticing.
Dr. Watson
Oh, what was that my good man?
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
The boys had a strange look on their faces as they lay there. As if something had frightened the wits out of them just before they died.
Dr. Watson
That's very odd. The face of anyone dying from pneumon would be in repose.
Sherlock Holmes
Did you notice anything else Mr. Coffin? Any other peculiarity?
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
Well there was one thing sir, that gave me to thinking all the boys had marks on them.
Dr. Punsonby
Stretch marks.
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
They were on their necks or shoulders.
Dr. Watson
Perhaps they were bites. Remember Dr. Rylott of Stoke Moran Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
Did these marks look like the bites of a snake Mr. Coffin?
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
No, that they weren't. Look you, I know a snake bite when I see one.
Lord Manders
Didn't these marks make you suspicious?
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
That they did sir. And when I saw them on the boys I took my courage in my hands and asked Dr. Punsonby.
Sherlock Holmes
And what did he say?
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
Inoculation marks. He said that he had tried to save them with some new fangled medicine.
Lord Manders
No autopsy was held on the boys?
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
No sir, Dr. Ponsonby is the only doctor in these parts. Look you, he gave the certificates, who was to ask any questions.
Sherlock Holmes
Exactly. Come on Watson. Lord Manders, this has been a very promising start. Thank you Mr. Coffin, you've been most helpful.
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
It was a pleasure to talk to you gentlemen but please don't be after repeating what I said.
Lord Manders
Well Mr. Holmes, I think you'll agree my suspicions were well grounded.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, and we'll lose no time investigating this matter. I think we may work faster if we divide our forces. I shall return to the inn and compose a telegram that I shall ask you to send for me. Lord manders.
Lord Manders
Of course Mr. Holmes.
Dr. Watson
Aren't you going to Punsonby Hall, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
Not immediately. However, you my dear Watson, can be my advance guy.
Dr. Watson
Me?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes. I think that your open countenance combined with that delightful Scottish accent you sometimes assume, plus an appropriate name, should lull Dr. Punsonby into believing that he has another wealthy customer who needs his very specialized services.
Dr. Watson
Well Holmes, I'll do my best. Just the same I'll be very relieved when you get on the scene.
Mrs. Arkwright
I'm Mrs. Arkwright, the school matron. Whom did you wish to see?
Dr. Watson
I want to have a word with Dr. Ponsonby. My name is Angus McLoughlin, and I'm most anxious to send my young cousin here. Oh, ay, he needs discipline. And I'm told that you dinner pamper a young lad here.
Mrs. Arkwright
Please come in. I'm sure Dr. Punsonby will see you.
Dr. Watson
Thank you, Mrs. Arklay.
Dr. Punsonby
Copy Go in, please.
Dr. Watson
Dr. Punsonby?
Dr. Punsonby
Yes. Please sit down, won't you?
Dr. Watson
Thank you, sir. My name is Angus McLaughlin. I've travelled all the way from Aberdeen to see you. I was told that at your school you at least know how to discipline a lad.
Dr. Punsonby
Well, Mr. McLaughlin, in our modest way, we endeavor to inculcate our students with a sense of responsibility.
Dr. Watson
Aye. Aye, aye.
Dr. Punsonby
I was about to have a glass of wine. Perhaps you'd care to join me.
Dr. Watson
That's very kind of you, Dr. Panther. I'd like to.
Dr. Punsonby
You wish to send a relative here, Mr. MacLaughlan?
Dr. Watson
Aye, sir. A young cousin of mine, if you'll take him.
Dr. Punsonby
Here's your wine, Mr. MacLaughlan.
Dr. Watson
Thank you, sir. And to your very good health. Ah, that's very good.
Dr. Punsonby
Tell me more about your cousin, sir. Before I accept a new student, I like to know as much about him as possible. Possible?
Dr. Watson
Well, I'll be quite frank with you. He's 13 years old, and he's a young devil. And an inconvenient young devil, too. You see, Dr. Punson Bay, I'm his guardian. You follow me?
Dr. Punsonby
No, sir, I don't think I do.
Dr. Watson
I'll be perfectly honest with you. I'm not a poor man, and I'd be a very wealthy one if it weren't for that boy. The whipper snapper is the only person who stands between me and my dead brother's fortune. I wouldn't be sorry if anything were to happen to him. Am I making myself quite clear, doctor?
Dr. Punsonby
Much clearer, Mr. MacLachlan. Another glass of wine.
Dr. Watson
Thank you. Well, it's very good, Mr. McLaughlin.
Dr. Punsonby
Why not put all your cards on the table? So much simpler that way.
Dr. Watson
Very well. Does £10,000 mean anything to you, Dr. Punsonby?
Dr. Punsonby
Dear me, yes. The scholastic profession is notoriously unremunerative.
Dr. Watson
If my young cousin were to be taken ill, perhaps, shall we say with pneumonia, if he. If he were to die here at your school. What was I saying? Oh, I'd pay you £10,000. And now, sir, I can't be more explicit than that, can I?
Dr. Punsonby
I don't think so. By the way, Mr. McLaughlin, your Scottish accent is beginning to disappear. Such a pity. It was quite colourful.
Dr. Watson
Wine's drug. You haven't touched your wine's drug.
Dr. Punsonby
I'm a most abstemious man. Particularly on occasions like this, Dr. Watson.
Dr. Watson
How did you know my name?
Dr. Punsonby
Even in this remote spot, I've seen photographs of you and your friend, the famous Sherlock Holmes. I'm just a little hurt that you both thought I was stupid enough to be fooled so easily. You seem dreadfully Sleepy, Dr. Watson.
Dr. Watson
Sleepy? I've got to go to sleep.
Dr. Punsonby
And sleep well, my friend. I only hope that you don't have
Joseph Bell (Announcer)
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Dr. Watson
Well, my first conscious recollection was to find myself with a violin pounding in my head, lying in a small clearing between some trees. Bending over me with a look of deep concern on his face was my old friend, Sherlock Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Watson. Watson, old chap, Are you all right?
Dr. Watson
Yes, yes, I got a frightful headache. Holmes, what are you doing there in those clothes with that droopy moustache it
Sherlock Holmes
proved a good enough passport to secure me employment at the stables.
Dr. Watson
Here. How did you get me out of Punsonbur's study?
Sherlock Holmes
The stables command an excellent view of the school building. Your long absence worried me and when Dr. Punsonby finally appeared alone I became suspicious. So I took advantage of his absence, slipped through the study window and rescued you.
Dr. Watson
Thank heavens you did. He gave me drugged wine. It's a funny thing, Holmes, I was probably delirious but I swear that I saw a woman's handbag on the table. A pink and black beaded bag and it was alive and moved.
Sherlock Holmes
Great heavens. That confirms my worst suspicions.
Dr. Watson
Did you say too?
Sherlock Holmes
No, it wasn't there when I came in. Somebody, probably Mrs. Arkwright, removed it. Watson, you were never closer to death. I blame myself for having allowed you to tackle Dr. Punsonby alone.
Dr. Watson
Don't reproach yourself, Holmes. Where, where's Lord Manders?
Sherlock Holmes
Waiting at the inn for an answer to my telegram. He is to meet us later behind the lodge gates.
Dr. Watson
What's our next move?
Sherlock Holmes
To go to the stables, dirty you up a bit and get you a change of clothes. Then we'll return to the attack. There's desperate work ahead.
Dr. Watson
Here. This way, sir. What?
Lord Manders
What my man?
Dr. Watson
Don't look so alarmed.
Lord Manders
Lord manners, Dr. Watson. I. I wouldn't have recognized you. What's happened?
Dr. Watson
Trouble. I had to assume a disguise too. You brought an answer to Holmes Telegram?
Lord Manders
Yes, in my pocket. Where is he?
Dr. Watson
He went over to the main school building and asked me to other things.
Sherlock Holmes
That the second cook, an acidulated woman of dubious charms, is most susceptible to flattery. Over a glass of stout she quite inadvertently gave me three vital clues. What were they? Firstly, that all five of the unfortunate boys died in the same small room. Secondly, that that fatal room is directly under the room of Mrs. Arkwright and
Dr. Watson
she's capable of anything. If you ask me, the third clue
Sherlock Holmes
makes our next step an urgent one. A boy by the name of Carruthers Minor was moved into that room yesterday. He's supposed to have an extremely bad cold. Dr. Punsonby is afraid it might turn into pneumonia.
Dr. Watson
Good heavens.
Sherlock Holmes
Exactly, Watson. I suggest we lose no time in visiting Carruthers Minor, though I'm sure Dr. Punsonby would consider it unethical. This is one occasion when another doctor's opinion is absolutely vital. There, there, carruthers. This is Dr. Watson. He's come to make you well.
Carruthers Minor
You can't make me well. Dr. Ponsonby says I've got pneumonia.
Dr. Watson
Oh nonsense, my dear boy. You've got a slight cold, that's all.
Carruthers Minor
If Dr. Ponsonby says I've got pneumonia. Pneumonia is what I've got.
Dr. Watson
Nothing of the kind, my boy. Nothing of the kind.
Sherlock Holmes
Watson, you notice this bed is anchored to the floor. It can't be moved. What does that suggest? You again?
Dr. Watson
It reminds me of stok Moran and Dr. Rylott. But I don't see any bell pull.
Sherlock Holmes
No, Watson, no bell rope is needed because no murderous snake is involved in this plot. But look up there. Directly above the bed, a small trapdoor leading from Mrs. Arkwright's room. Now the whole picture's clear. The trapdoor, the strange marks on the dead boys, the beaded bag that you saw.
Dr. Watson
What was that?
Sherlock Holmes
I don't know. Lord Manders is standing guard in the hallway.
Carruthers Minor
It's Dr. Ponsonby. He's come to look at my pneumonia.
Mrs. Arkwright
Mrs. Arkwright, I know you were expecting Lord Manders. He's lying in the hallway. He was looking in the wrong direction, unfortunately for him.
Carruthers Minor
Don't let Mrs. Arkwright come near me.
Dr. Watson
Don't let her.
Sherlock Holmes
Mrs. Arkwright, I'd put that revolver away if I were you. I doubt if you know how to handle it.
Mrs. Arkwright
I assure you that I do. Having used the butt end of it on your friend so successfully should prove that fact.
Sherlock Holmes
Wherever, Watson.
Dr. Watson
Right job.
Carruthers Minor
Get away from me.
Dr. Watson
Drop that revolver, Mrs. Arkwright.
Carruthers Minor
That's right, let the old girl have it.
Dr. Watson
Grab the revolver, do you hear me? Ah, that's better. I say, Holmes, she's fainted.
Sherlock Holmes
Good. Help me carry up to a room.
Dr. Watson
Well, what about Yankee others and Lord Manders?
Sherlock Holmes
We must remove them to a place of safety. And then, Watson, all that remains is to call on the giggling Dr. Punsonby.
Dr. Watson
It's very dark in here, Holmes. I don't like this at all.
Sherlock Holmes
Quiet. Summit is coming. Good evening, Dr. Punsentine. Let me light your desk lamp for you.
Dr. Watson
You startled me. Who are you? What are you doing in my study?
Sherlock Holmes
My name is Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson. You've already met.
Dr. Watson
Yes, we've met. You scoundrel.
Dr. Punsonby
Oh yes, my friend, the Scotsman. I was expecting you both. By the way, Please put that revolver away. Firearms make me nervous.
Sherlock Holmes
Dr. Punsonby. I know how those five boys were murdered. I would venture the opinion that you once spent some time, for the sake of your health, in America. In Arizona territory, I'd say.
Dr. Punsonby
I wonder what makes you think that, Mr. Holmes. I've never been in America in my life.
Sherlock Holmes
And yet I'm certain that someone here spent some time in the vicinity of the Gila River.
Dr. Punsonby
Well, I understand that Mrs. Arkwright was in America a few years ago.
Sherlock Holmes
Mrs. Arkwright. Dr. Punsonby. Is it possible you're hoping to transfer our suspicions to your accomplice?
Dr. Punsonby
My accomplice? You Talk in riddles, Mr. Holmes. It's most confusing.
Sherlock Holmes
Then shall we be more specific? You consider Carruthers Minor to be quite ill, I understand.
Dr. Punsonby
Yes, I'm dreadfully worried about it.
Dr. Watson
Then let me tell you, Dr. Ponceville, that I examined the boy only a few minutes ago and as a medical man I say that he only has a slight cold.
Dr. Punsonby
Then obviously we disagree in our diagnosis, Dr. Watson. After all, you're just a general practitioner, whereas I specialize.
Dr. Watson
We know what you specialize in, gentlemen.
Sherlock Holmes
I suggest the three of us go over to Carruthers Room and hold a consultation. It's just possible that his health has taken a sudden turn for the.
Dr. Watson
But the bed's empty.
Dr. Punsonby
Carruthers Minor has gone.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, Dr. Punsonby.
Dr. Watson
And suppose you take his place? Leave me alone. What are you going to do?
Sherlock Holmes
Lash you to this bed and see if you can stomach your own filthy medicine?
Dr. Watson
This is outrageous.
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
Of course.
Sherlock Holmes
I thought that if we were to reconstruct your crimes with you as the victim, we might persuade you to confess.
Dr. Watson
Mrs. Arkwright. Mrs. Arkwright.
Carruthers Minor
Help.
Sherlock Holmes
I'm afraid she can't help you. She's in her room with the door locked from the outside.
Dr. Watson
There we are. Holme. He's lassed up so that he. I can't move. But you don't understand. Mrs. Arkwright has her instructions. Your great hems.
Sherlock Holmes
What was that, Mrs. Arkwright? It came from the room above. Come on, Watson, Quick, up the stairs.
Dr. Watson
She's fainted again.
Sherlock Holmes
Feel her pulse.
Dr. Watson
I'll just go to comes. There is no pulse. She's dead.
Sherlock Holmes
The poison works fast. Observe those marks on her wrist. Look.
Dr. Watson
As if some animal had bitten it.
Sherlock Holmes
It has. And that means the animal's loose in this room.
Dr. Watson
Great heavens.
Sherlock Holmes
Somehow it must have escaped from its cage and turned on her. Guard the door, Watson. Our lives are not safe until we've found this monster.
Dr. Watson
I don't understand. Look.
Sherlock Holmes
Look under that washstand there.
Dr. Watson
Good heavens. It's that beaded handbag again. And it's moving.
Sherlock Holmes
Give me your walking stick, Watson.
Dr. Watson
Here.
Sherlock Holmes
There. This diabolical creature has done enough damage for one lifetime.
Dr. Watson
It's dead, Holmes. But what in thunder is it? It looks like some sort of lizard. It's all pink and covered all over with black scales. That's what made me Think it was a handbag, but I've never seen a lizard as large as that.
Sherlock Holmes
Of course you haven't. So let me introduce you to the peculiar villain of this piece. His name is Heloderma suspectum, better known as the Gila Monster, indigenous to the Gila river in America.
Dr. Watson
I've never seen anything like it before. How on earth did you recognize it, Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
When Mr. Coffin, the undertaker, mentioned those strange marks on the dead boys, I was reminded of an article I'd read recently on venomous lizards.
Dr. Watson
So that telegram you sent me was
Sherlock Holmes
to the Museum of Natural History. Their answer confirmed my suspicions. The Gila monster's bite produces almost instantaneous death and yet it's a poison that would be extremely hard to identify. The fixed bed in the room below us, the trap door directly above it in this room, and the help of an unscrupulous accomplice like Mrs. Arkwright makes the rest of the picture very clear.
Dr. Watson
Now that the monster's dead, how are you going to frighten Dr. Ponsonby into a confession?
Sherlock Holmes
Dr. Punsonby need not know the animal's dead. Examine the floor, Watson. See if you can find that trap door. Meanwhile I'll see if I can find some cord or string. Uh huh. Here's a ball of twine on the dressing table placed there for use in the intended murder of Carruthers. Miner no doubt found the trap.
Dr. Watson
Holmes, there's a ring here in the floor and a section of the carpet's been cut out.
Lord Manders
Good.
Sherlock Holmes
Now to attach the twine to the body of the Gila monster.
Llewellyn Coffin (Undertaker)
So.
Sherlock Holmes
All right Watson, open the trap door.
Dr. Watson
Very well, Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Well Dr. Punsonby, have you changed your mind? She is dead, Dr. Punsonby. Your Gila monster turned on her.
Dr. Watson
No, no.
Sherlock Holmes
I'm going to lower the animal, Watson. There we are.
Dr. Watson
A few more feet will do the trick. Holmes.
Lord Manders
Yes.
Dr. Watson
There, take it away.
Sherlock Holmes
I tell you anything, you will sign a confession.
Dr. Watson
Yes, Mr. Holmes, yes I will. Just take that beast away and I'll sign anything.
Sherlock Holmes
We'll be down, Dr. Punson.
Dr. Watson
Well Holmes, thank heavens that's done with. What a shocking affair.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes Watson, but not without a note of poetic justice.
Dr. Watson
What do you mean?
Sherlock Holmes
Well isn't it poetic justice that a dead reptile should be instrumental in bringing a live one to the gallows?
Joseph Bell (Announcer)
Quite a gruesome finale, Dr. Watson.
Dr. Watson
It certainly was Mr. Bell. All in all one of the most unpleasant adventures that Holmes and I ever encountered.
Joseph Bell (Announcer)
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Dr. Punsonby
Next week.
Dr. Watson
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Podcast: Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Episode: Sherlock Holmes: The Singular Adventure of the Dying Schoolboys
Date: May 1, 2026
Host: Choice Classic Radio
This episode features a suspenseful Sherlock Holmes radio drama that transports listeners to late 19th-century England, where a string of mysterious deaths at a private boys’ school prompts Lord Manders to turn to Holmes for help. The adventure that unfolds is one of the darkest Holmes and Watson ever faced, uncovering cruelty, greed, and a most sinister murder method.
"It may sound incredible but I believe Eric was murdered at Punsonby Hall."
(Lord Manders, [05:12])
"The boys had a strange look on their faces as they lay there. As if something had frightened the wits out of them just before they died."
(Llewellyn Coffin, [08:15])
"I wouldn't be sorry if anything were to happen to him. Am I making myself quite clear, doctor?"
(Dr. Watson [disguised], [12:18])
"By the way, Mr. McLaughlin, your Scottish accent is beginning to disappear. Such a pity. It was quite colourful."
(Dr. Punsonby, [13:18])
"That confirms my worst suspicions."
(Sherlock Holmes, [17:05])
"The trapdoor, the strange marks on the dead boys, the beaded bag you saw..."
(Sherlock Holmes, [19:53])
"So let me introduce you to the peculiar villain of this piece. His name is Heloderma suspectum, better known as the Gila Monster..."
(Sherlock Holmes, [24:38])
"Well isn’t it poetic justice that a dead reptile should be instrumental in bringing a live one to the gallows?"
(Sherlock Holmes, [26:34])
Holmes on school as a haven for murder:
"A private school...operated by an unprincipled scoundrel could provide excellent and profitable opportunities for removing unwanted relatives."
(Sherlock Holmes, [05:26])
Dark humor from Watson:
"An undertaker named Coffin. That's very funny isn't it? Coffin, undertaker."
(Dr. Watson, [06:25])
Holmes reveals the murder method:
"The Gila monster's bite produces almost instantaneous death...The fixed bed...the trap door...and the help of an unscrupulous accomplice makes the rest of the picture very clear."
(Sherlock Holmes, [25:01])
Holmes and Watson unmask a sinister plot at an English boys’ school, where a greedy headmaster and his vicious accomplice have used an exotic, deadly lizard as a murder weapon. Through deduction, stealth, and psychological bravado, Holmes averts another tragedy, secures a confession, and highlights the lengths to which criminals will go—and to which justice must pursue them.
Next Week: The Adventure of the Genuine Garnerius – a locked-room mystery involving a murdered violinist.