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Harry Bartel
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Dr. Watson
Come in, come in, come in.
Harry Bartel
Good evening, Doctor.
Dr. Watson
Good evening, Mr. Bartow.
Harry Bartel
Say, how are you feeling, Doctor? All over that attack of flu you had?
Dr. Watson
I'm feeling very much better, thank you, my boy. I'm still a little weak. We old fossils take much longer to get over that sort of thing than you young fellows.
Harry Bartel
Well, you take good care of yourself, doctor. We've got a lot of friends, you know.
Dr. Watson
Oh, I'm very glad to hear that. Thank you, Mr. Bartell. And now settle yourself down and I'll get on with tonight's new Sherlock Holmes adventure.
Harry Bartel
Where did it take place?
Dr. Watson
You may not be familiar with the names of Jersey, Guernsey, Alderney and Sark, but those are the four principal islands that make up the group known as the Channel Island.
Harry Bartel
Oh, yes, Doctor, I have heard of them. Somewhere in the English Channel. Aren't they between the southern coast of England and the northern coast of France?
Dr. Watson
That's quite right, my boy. Though I very much doubt if you ever heard of the tiny island on which this story happened. It was the island of Garth, A minute but self contained spot with a population of just under a thousand inhabitants subsisting, and from what I saw of the island in those days, subsisting very well on its dairy products.
Harry Bartel
Was it under the rule of the British government, Doctor?
Dr. Watson
No, Mr. Bartel, not exactly. You see, the island belonged to a family by the name of Horn. The head of the family who was known as the Seigneur of Garth was an independent ruler owing nominal allegiance to the King of England. That allegiance was expressed by one of those traditional ceremonies in which the senior annually presented one pound of freshly churned butter to a representative of the British Crown.
Harry Bartel
Times haven't changed much, have they, Doctor? Pound of butter is still worth a king's ransom. But tell me, what were you and the great Sherlock Holmes doing on the island of Garth?
Dr. Watson
Well, just coming to that, my boy. Give me a minute. It was in the summer of 1896 when to my utter amazement, Holmes informed me that we were going to the island of Garth as the official representatives of the British Crown to accept the annual presentation of butter. At the time, I must confess I couldn't see why Holmes wanted to accept such a ridiculous mission. It was only as we approached the island in a small fishing boat that he told me a great deal more was at stake than a pound of butter. Unfortunately, Mr. Buckell, I'm not much of a sailor and as the wind was blowing hard and the sea racing, I'm afraid I wasn't a very intelligent companion.
Sherlock Holmes
Shut up, Watson. We'll soon be there.
Dr. Watson
I hope so. I feel wretched. Home. I must say the whole trip seems utterly ridiculous to me. Plunging and bobbing about in a little boat in a raging torrent just because somebody wants to give somebody else a pound of butter.
Sherlock Holmes
Dear old Watson, you don't really think our mission is so innocuous, do you?
Dr. Watson
Then why are we going to the I island of Garth?
Sherlock Holmes
We're going to the island of Garth if the express wish of its present ruler, Martha Horn.
Dr. Watson
Martha Horn? I never heard of her.
Sherlock Holmes
She's an extremely spirited old lady and the only woman who dared tell a certain resident of Windsor Castle that she looked devilishly dowdy for an empress.
Dr. Watson
Great Scotch. You mean that.
Sherlock Holmes
I mean, Watson, that Martha Horn's behests are not lightly disregarded. Obviously she wishes to see me urgently. Also, my brother Mycroft put pressure on me. He reminded me that a visit to Garth might be closely allied to this emerald type in I wear. Of course you recall the origin of this pen.
Dr. Watson
Well, naturally, that lady at Windsor Castle Gave it to you after our little trouble last year over those stolen plans for the Bruce Partington submarine.
Sherlock Holmes
Exactly, my dear fellow. But remember that the spy Oberstein had put those plans up for auction in all the naval centers of Europe. Some hint of their nature must have leaked out. It's even possible that other powers may be able by now to duplicate the pride of our submarine fleet. And whoever controls the channel, Watson, controls England.
Dr. Watson
Well, they're dropping anchor and yet we're still a quarter mile out from the island. Why do you think they're doing that?
Sherlock Holmes
Here comes the skipper. He'll tell us. Here is as close to the island as we may approach.
Harry Bartel
Monsieur, we have already sent signals.
Sherlock Holmes
A smaller boat is putting out for you. It will be here in a little while. Thank you.
Dr. Watson
A smaller boat? Good Lord, Holmes, you were hinting at the naval significance of the island of Garth.
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, hotel I was.
Dr. Watson
What good would it be as a port if even a small boat like this can only come within half a mile of it?
Sherlock Holmes
But a surface vessel, no. But we were speaking of submarines. Garth, I learned from the encyclopedia, boasts a magnificent interior cavern accessible only through underwater channels.
Dr. Watson
Great scotch. An ideal natural harbor and dry dock for a submarine fleet.
Sherlock Holmes
Precisely. And on the control of the island of Garth, Watson may well rest the fate of the British Isles. Now, old chap, perhaps you see why Mycroft was so anxious for us to collect a pound of butter.
Dr. Watson
Holmes, doesn't it seem wonderful to to be on land again? First a fishing smack and then that wretched little rowing boat. Then the bucket swinging us up the face of the cliff. Now at last I can stretch the legs.
Sherlock Holmes
Steady, old trap. Steady, steady. Let me give you a hand. You'll soon get your land legs back again.
Dr. Watson
Thank you. I'm a bit shaky, I must confess.
Harry Bartel
Hello.
Dr. Watson
Who's that couple walking towards us?
Sherlock Holmes
Our welcoming committee, no doubt.
Harry Bartel
How do you do, Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. Permit me to present myself. I am Dr. Hugo Oberwal.
Sherlock Holmes
How do you do, sir?
Dr. Watson
How do you do, Doctor?
Harry Bartel
And this is Mrs. Reeves, the housekeeper at Horn Castle where you will be staying.
Sherlock Holmes
How do you do?
Dr. Watson
How do you do, Mrs. Reeves?
Mrs. Reeves
Welcome to the island of Garth, gentlemen.
Harry Bartel
We were deputed to come and greet you and take you back to the castle. We can walk there across the cliff tops. It isn't very far.
Sherlock Holmes
Ah, splendid. I think my friend will appreciate traveling on Terra Perma once again.
Harry Bartel
Dear me, Herr daughter, you are not a good sailor.
Sherlock Holmes
Perhaps?
Dr. Watson
No perhaps about it, sir. I had a miserable crossing.
Harry Bartel
I am sorry to hear it. I trust your short stay at the castle will be some recompense for the journey.
Mrs. Reeves
The formal presentation of the butter will take place tonight. There will be no reason why you gentlemen cannot return to the mainland tomorrow.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh, thank you, Mrs. Reeves, but it's more than likely that we shall stay on for a few days.
Mrs. Reeves
It will be quite unnecessary.
Sherlock Holmes
I'm afraid that is a matter for Mrs. Horn and ourselves to decide.
Mrs. Reeves
I'm afraid that Mrs. Horn is incapable of making any further decisions.
Dr. Watson
What do you mean, madam?
Harry Bartel
Obviously you have not heard, but the news is slow in reaching the mainland. Mrs. Horn died yesterday.
Sherlock Holmes
Died?
Dr. Watson
Good Lord. Natural death, I suppose.
Harry Bartel
But of course I attended her myself. A simple case of heart failure.
Mrs. Reeves
The poor lady died in her sleep.
Harry Bartel
Shall we begin our walk to the
Dr. Watson
castle by Joe Holmes. This changes things. You suppose it was a natural death?
Sherlock Holmes
I suppose nothing, old fellow. But in almost 20 years of practice I can recall precisely three clients, actual or potential, who died natural deaths. Come on, let's follow them.
Mrs. Reeves
Mr. Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson, this is Mr. Christopher Horn, grandson of Mrs. Horn and the new ruler of G. How do.
Sherlock Holmes
Hello. So nice of you fellows to come over here. Too bad you had to arrive just
Harry Bartel
as the poor old gal kicked the bucket.
Sherlock Holmes
Though Allow me to offer my condolences on your grandmother's death, sir.
Dr. Watson
Yes indeed, Mr. Hall.
Sherlock Holmes
Thank you. It was a ghastly business I found her, Christopher. Frightful sight. There was an awful. An awful silly grin on the old ears face.
Mrs. Reeves
And don't you think it would be more to the point if you were to explain the ceremony in connection with tonight's presentation?
Sherlock Holmes
You're right. Reeve Reeb is a terrible tyrant.
Dr. Watson
But she is efficient.
Sherlock Holmes
Don't know what I'd do without her. Always ran everything for poor old granny. Why, when the old girl was ill.
Mrs. Reeves
Christopher, I gave you a schedule of the ceremonies this morning. What did you do with it?
Sherlock Holmes
Dasha Gravy?
Dr. Watson
I don't know.
Sherlock Holmes
Must have lost it.
Mrs. Reeves
And I have my own copy in the study.
Sherlock Holmes
I swear I don't know what I'd do without you.
Mrs. Reeves
Excuse us a moment, gentlemen.
Sherlock Holmes
I'll be back in a jacket.
Dr. Watson
Holmes. What in thunder's going on here? That boy's completely under the thumb of Mrs. Reeves. He was trying to tell us something, but that frightful woman kept changing the subject.
Sherlock Holmes
He spoke of an awful silly grin on the dead woman's face. Didn't that suggest something to you?
Dr. Watson
I. Jo, that's one of the characteristic symptoms of stricting poisoning.
Sherlock Holmes
Exactly, old fellow. And perhaps it is going on to mention the equally characteristic arching of the body. We've got to get Mr. Horn to ourselves for a little while. And you've got to examine the body of the dead woman and it's going to be difficult. Another balcony outside the window? Yes, it is. Come along, let's see what it leads to.
Dr. Watson
The balcony seems to lead right around this particular wing in the castle. Must have served as a lookout in the olden days. I wish the balcony were a little wider. Must be a sheer drop of a couple of hundred feet down to the rocks below.
Sherlock Holmes
Yeah.
Dr. Watson
Hello.
Sherlock Holmes
These must be the windows of the room adjoining the one we just came out of. Let's go a little closer, shall we? We may be able to find out something.
Dr. Watson
Can you see anything?
Sherlock Holmes
Yes, they're in there. Mrs. Reeves and the boy. She's leaving the room. Now's our opportunity. I'll tap on the window. You see this? He's coming to open it.
Dr. Watson
What are you two doing out there?
Sherlock Holmes
Admiring the view.
Dr. Watson
Yes, my boy, it's quite beautiful.
Sherlock Holmes
Mr. Horne?
Dr. Watson
Yes, Mr. Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
I was a great admirer of your grandmother. I was interested in what you were telling me of her death. She had a grin on her face, you said. Yes, it was awful. Her body was all hunched up like. Like a croquet hoop. Of course, Dr. Oberwald said it was perfectly all right, but I must say it seemed dashed on to me.
Dr. Watson
Yes, it was far from all right, I assure you.
Sherlock Holmes
And you started to say something else. What was it? Let me see, you said when she was ill. Oh, yes, that was a silly business. When she was ill, she thought she was in danger from poisoning, so she. She made Mrs. Reeves taste all her food and drink. Did she really? Where is your grandmother's body now? In the west wing. The funeral's to be tomorrow morning. I see. Where did Mrs. Reeves go?
Mrs. Reeves
I'm here on the balcony behind you gentlemen, listening to your convers conversation with the greatest interest. Christopher, let me warn you. These men are the emissaries of the British government. They would stop at nothing to take the island over. These men are trying to influence you against me, against Tareevy, who has looked after you ever since you were born and who tries to protect you now that your grandmother has gone and you are alone.
Harry Bartel
Yes, I know.
Sherlock Holmes
Really, but after all, it is your
Mrs. Reeves
pride as the head of the Horn family, the senior of Garth, I, the Garth, that I am trying to say for you. This man is completely unscrupulous. He was about to accuse me of murder. Weren't you, Mr. Sherlock?
Dr. Watson
Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
The thought had occurred to me, Mrs. Reeves.
Mrs. Reeves
Of course it had, because you wish to poison Christopher's mind against me. Well, Mr. Holmes, we have no police on the island of Garth. Our only law is the word of the seigneur and Christopher now holds that title. Senior, what do you say? Will you allow an Englishman to blind you by accusing me of being a murderess?
Dr. Watson
Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Dr. Watson, I shall meet you at the ceremony tonight. Beyond that I. I don't care to speak to you again. Good day.
Mrs. Reeves
A shame to spoil your plans, isn't it, Mr. Holmes?
Dr. Watson
Well, pardon me. So.
Sherlock Holmes
Magnificent, Watson, magnificent. A murderess who seeks to defeat me by accusing herself.
Dr. Watson
Superb.
Sherlock Holmes
It's a new game, my dear fellow, and one that must be played to a finish.
Harry Bartel
We'll hear the rest of Dr. Watson's story in just a second. So I'm just going to remind you that right now is one time you'd really enjoy a glass of Petri California port. You couldn't ask for a more delicious wine. Pet Report, with its deep rich red color and its heart of the grape flavor, is one of America's all time favorite wines. Petri port is wonderful after dinner and perfect to serve when company comes. Try it. But just remember that when you want the kind of port I'm talking about, you've got to make sure it's Petri port. Because all Petri wines are good wines. Dr. Watson, this is certainly an unusual story you're telling us tonight. What happened after Mrs. Reeves left you and Sherlock Holmes standing on the balcony?
Dr. Watson
We retired to our rooms and had a quiet and lonely lunch. Though the great man said little, I could see that he was deeply excited and that his keen brain was evolving some plan that would enable us to solve the mystery of Mrs. Horn's death. After lunch he started to descend the stairs leading to the main hall of Garth Castle. As we did so, Holmes said,
Sherlock Holmes
we're in no danger ourselves. Mrs. Reeves knows that we are here as emissaries of a British government.
Dr. Watson
Yes, and if we didn't return with a butter within a few days there'd be a British dreadnought here looking for us.
Sherlock Holmes
However, I am in danger of one of my worst defeats. My professional pride is piqued. If only I could. Ah, Watson.
Dr. Watson
Yes, sir.
Sherlock Holmes
If at any time today I slip your note, don't read it at once. The Here comes Mrs. Reeves. Precisely, Watson. I entirely agree. If I do not make the test on Mrs. Horn's body within 24 hours of her death, it will be useless. I must make it by three o'
Mrs. Reeves
clock this afternoon, Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh, oh yes, Mrs. Reeves.
Mrs. Reeves
I want to apologize for my behavior before lunch. I was intolerably rude.
Dr. Watson
Oh, please not.
Mrs. Reeves
Whatever my quarrels may be with British politics, I at least owe to both of you the duties of hospitality.
Sherlock Holmes
That's very gracious of you, Mrs. Reeves. I wonder, would your hospitality also include a personally conducted tour of the subterranean caverns for which this island has become internationally famous?
Mrs. Reeves
Would they really interest me?
Dr. Watson
Well, I'm afraid that my friend and I won't have the time.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh yeah, not at all, not at all. We have plenty of time. As long as we're back here by 3 o'.
Mrs. Reeves
Clock. I'm sure Dr. Overwald would be delighted to join us. He has made quite a study of the unique rock formation.
Sherlock Holmes
Oh, that's splendid. And it should prove a most interesting excursion.
Dr. Watson
But Holmes, why do we want to go stomping around a lot of damp and smelly cake?
Sherlock Holmes
All the exercise would have us, good old fellow. Will you lead the way, Mrs. Reeves? And please remember that it's most important that I return here.
Mrs. Reeves
Remember, Mr. Holmes, you must be back here by 3 o'. Clock. A little further, Mr. Holmes, and we shall reach the giant cavern.
Sherlock Holmes
Ah, most interesting. Watson and Dr. Oberwald seem to have lagged behind us somewhat.
Mrs. Reeves
They will be here in a moment. There. This is the giant cabin.
Sherlock Holmes
Ah, magnificent. Truly a miracle of nature. It's a natural submarine dry dock hewn out of the rocks.
Mrs. Reeves
Yes, Mr. Holmes. And in the olden days only the smugglers who inhabited this island knew the entrance that leads to to this cave. The first senior of g found a cache of untold well hidden here. Silks, jewels. There are still the remains of some of the finest Calvados brandy stored upon these boxes.
Sherlock Holmes
An incomparable drink.
Mrs. Reeves
Would you care for some? It is our custom, whenever visitors honor us with their presence, to offer them a glass.
Sherlock Holmes
I should be delighted.
Mrs. Reeves
There is a natural shelf here in the rock. Perfect hiding place. There you are, Mr. Holmes. And here is a glass.
Sherlock Holmes
This is a rare privilege. I imagine that very few people have been offered it.
Mrs. Reeves
Only our most distinguished visitors. I assure you.
Sherlock Holmes
This cabin is completely inaccessible from the outer sea, I presume?
Mrs. Reeves
Completely. Unless, of course, ships could swim under the sea.
Sherlock Holmes
Which as you know as well as I, they can, Mrs. Reeves, even outside the imaginings of Jules Verne.
Mrs. Reeves
Indeed. Would you care to explore a little deeper? The others will be with us soon,
Dr. Watson
Doctor Overvolt. The others seem to be somewhere ahead of us.
Harry Bartel
Yes, they do, don't they Doctor.
Dr. Watson
Holmes. Holmes, where are you?
Sherlock Holmes
Dear me.
Harry Bartel
I'm afraid we cannot follow them.
Dr. Watson
What do you mean?
Harry Bartel
The next cavern is already cut off by the rising tide.
Dr. Watson
Great Scott, you mean that they're cut off?
Harry Bartel
I am afraid so. But do not worry here doctor. In a few hours the tide will recede. They are in no danger. Just, shall I say temporarily more.
Sherlock Holmes
I can't understand it. I'm getting confounded as sleepy.
Mrs. Reeves
I'm so sorry. I'm afraid that we stayed here longer than I intended. I fear that we are cut off by the tides.
Sherlock Holmes
Cut off by the tides?
Mrs. Reeves
We're in no danger. In a few hours we shall be able to return. But I'm afraid I cannot get you back at 3 o', clock, which was the time I promised.
Sherlock Holmes
But it's vital, absolutely, absolutely vital that I could get back. I'm so sleepy. But please keep talking. I must keep awake.
Dr. Watson
Doctor.
Harry Bartel
Go.
Dr. Watson
I must get to Sherlock Holmes at once.
Harry Bartel
I am sorry here Doctor, but we are not able to control the forces of nature. We cannot force the water to recede. Your friend is in no danger.
Dr. Watson
Nobody's got a most important test that he must make by 3 o'.
Sherlock Holmes
Clock.
Harry Bartel
I am afraid that will be impossible.
Dr. Watson
I've got to do something. Should have come to these blasted caves the first place on earth I ought to do. Thank you. That note that Holmes gave me, he told me to open it if where did I put it? Ah, here it is.
Harry Bartel
A note for Mr. Sherlock Holmes, eh?
Dr. Watson
Vital that you make medical test. Great scotch overall. It's absolutely necessary for me to return to the castle at once.
Harry Bartel
Indeed. A note for Mr. Sherlock Holmes. And now it is most important that you return to the castle. No, my fine English friend, I am afraid I cannot allow you to.
Dr. Watson
I don't know how you propose to stop me, sir.
Harry Bartel
You see this for a while, bro?
Dr. Watson
And do you see this stick?
Harry Bartel
I warn you here Doctor.
Dr. Watson
Oh no you don't. I'm sorry you can't hear me Dr. Overville, but when Sherlock Holmes gives me orders I carry him out.
Sherlock Holmes
Ah, Mrs. Reeves, are we still trapped by the tide? What time is it?
Dr. Watson
By the.
Mrs. Reeves
Sir, I'm afraid that you'll be a trifle late for your important appointment. What a pity.
Sherlock Holmes
You deliberately trapped me here. You drugged the brandy and kept me a prisoner.
Mrs. Reeves
Did I? Now why should I do that, Mr. Holmes?
Sherlock Holmes
Because you're greedy for power, that's obvious in your domination of that person to weak young man who is now senor of gas. I'm sure your beliefs would find support in certain ideologies now arising in Germany. Your choice of a German doctor as an accomplice in your plans would support that theory.
Mrs. Reeves
And what might my plans be?
Sherlock Holmes
I should say that you're determined to give Garth as a submarine base to Germany. With this island in their power they could control the channel.
Mrs. Reeves
Very interesting. And I suppose as well as being a spy, I am responsible for Mrs. Horn's murder.
Sherlock Holmes
You and Dr. Overwald. Between you she was too strong for you. I had to get her out of the way. You probably made subtle attempts on her life at first, the origin of which you did not realize but which caused her eventually to send for me. My arrival forced your hand and so you and Dr. Uberwald resorted to the quite unsubtle expedient of poisoning her.
Mrs. Reeves
All pure supposition, Mr. Holmes. The only law on this island is Christopher Horne. Do you suppose he'll believe you?
Sherlock Holmes
No, I suppose he won't. You've outwitted me, Mrs. Reeves. I walked into your trap just as you intended me to.
Mrs. Reeves
Then in that case you may collect your pound of butter tonight and return to the mainland tomorrow.
Sherlock Holmes
Mrs. Reeves. Sir? How much longer do we have to wait for the tide before we can make our way back to the castle?
Mrs. Reeves
We can leave now. We could have left at any time. There's another secret entrance that is above the tide level. I merely had to make you overstay the hour of your test. I could not risk Christopher's seeing definite proof. Come now, I shall lead you back. You fool.
Dr. Watson
Holmes. Holmes. Where have you been all this time?
Sherlock Holmes
My bad, Watson. Did you open the note?
Dr. Watson
Yes.
Sherlock Holmes
Followed my instructions?
Dr. Watson
Yes, it was as you suspected.
Sherlock Holmes
Thank heaven old chap. Then now we can hoist her with her own petach. Here she comes.
Mrs. Reeves
I am glad to see, gentlemen, that you have assembled here in the senior's room. The ceremony of presenting the butter traditionally takes place here. As soon as Christopher arrives we will explain our customs. In this matter. Dr. Watson, I trust that Herr Oberwald proved an interesting companion on your excursion this afternoon.
Dr. Watson
Yes, it is indeed most interesting. We had a discussion of the relative merits of the walking stick versus the revolver. I think I was able to make my argument fairly convincing.
Mrs. Reeves
Where is Dr. Oberwalt now?
Dr. Watson
I imagine he's lying down. He had all the symptoms of impending headache when I saw him last.
Mrs. Reeves
Why are you smiling, Mr. Holmes? What's been going on?
Sherlock Holmes
I'm afraid, Mrs. Reeves, that your plans have misfired rather badly. As soon as Mr. Horne arrives, I expect you will Be under arrest for murder and high treason.
Mrs. Reeves
Christopher would never believe you.
Sherlock Holmes
Wouldn't I, Mrs. Reeves? You poisoned my grandmother.
Mrs. Reeves
Christopher, what lies have these men been telling you?
Sherlock Holmes
You're the one that's been telling me lies. I believed you when you said you'd been tasting the old lady's food. When Dr. Watson showed me the results of his test this afternoon it was as clear as daylight.
Mrs. Reeves
But the tests could prove nothing after 24 hours had passed. You said so yourself, Mr. Holmes.
Sherlock Holmes
A deliberate lie, Mrs. Reeves. I'm afraid that I invented that mythical 24 hour test. I knew that as soon as I mentioned you would attempt to prevent my carrying it out. So I was delighted when you fell into my trap. You thought that you were shanghaiing me, whereas in reality I was shanghaiing you. My job is to prove your guilt to the senor. With your dominant presence away from the household it was easy for Dr. Watson to make his test. You devil.
Mrs. Reeves
You knew all the time.
Sherlock Holmes
Of course I did, but I had to deceive you. I'm glad my performance was sufficiently convincing. By the way, Mrs. Reeves, the drugged brandy was dreadfully clumsy.
Dr. Watson
You didn't drink at home?
Sherlock Holmes
Why of course I didn't. But it was very unflattering to me that Mrs. Reeves thought I might. Mrs. Reeves, you realize what this means, don't you? I'm going to ask these gentlemen to take you and Dr. Oberfeldt back to the mainland with them tomorrow and stand
Mrs. Reeves
trial in a British court. Never. I was born on the island of Garth. I have lived here all my life and I shall die breeding.
Sherlock Holmes
What are you up to?
Dr. Watson
Stop her. She's going out on the balcony.
Mrs. Reeves
One day Garth will belong to Germany. One day the whole world will belong belong to Germany. Goodbye, you meddling fool. Goodbye.
Dr. Watson
Great Scotch is gone. It must be a couple of hundred feet in the rocks below.
Sherlock Holmes
What a dreadful thing. I still can't believe she was a murderous and and a traitor. Now shocked. A shabby finish to a shabby business. Mr. Horn, I suggest that we make sure Dr. Oberbau does not escape justice and that we then perform the ritual presentation of the butter. Yes, Mr. Holmes. The island of Garth will still pay tribute to England and I think it always will.
Harry Bartel
Well, Doctor, that was some story. So Germany didn't get the island of Garth after all.
Dr. Watson
No, Mr. Bartel. In fact, in after years the island proved to be an invaluable submarine base for England.
Harry Bartel
Say, what about the pound of butter? Did Holmes get it?
Dr. Watson
Oh yes, yes. But why are you so interested? In the butter? Are you kidding?
Harry Bartel
In our house, butter is our second most favorite topic of conversation.
Dr. Watson
Your second most favorite? Well, what's your favorite topic of conversation?
Harry Bartel
Remember you asked me Petri wine.
Dr. Watson
Oh, as if I didn't know, doctor,
Harry Bartel
that Petri wine is something to really talk about. You know, the Petri family has been making wine for generations. Why? The art of making fine wine is their heritage handed down from father to son. From father to son? Believe me, when it comes to turning luscious, sunripened California grapes into fragrant, delicious wine, the Petrie family really knows how. And they're proud of their wine, too. That's why the name Petri on a bottle of wine really means something. It's the personal assurance of the Petrie family that every drop of that wine is good wine. It ought to be, because Petri took time to bring you good wine. Well, Dr. Watson, what new Sherlock Holmes adventure do you have lined up for us next week?
Dr. Watson
Next week, Mr. Bartel, I'm going to tell you a story that took place on the Sussex Downs many, many years ago. It concerns a young girl, a painter in watercolors and a very wise old lady. I call it the Adventure of the Living Dol.
Harry Bartel
Tonight, Sherlock Holmes Adventure was written by Dennis Green and Anthony Boucher and was suggested by an incident in these Arthur Conan Doyle story the Adventure of the Bruce Partington Plans. Music is by Dean Fossler. Mr. Rathbone appears through the courtesy of Metro Goldwyn Mayer and Mr. Bruce through the courtesy of Universal Pictures where they are now starring in the Sherlock Holmes series. The Petri Wine Company of San Francisco, California, invite you to tune in again next week, same time, same station. Sherlock Holmes comes to you from our Hollywood studios. This is Harry Bartel saying good night for the Petri family
Sherlock Holmes
for a solid
Harry Bartel
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Main Cast: Basil Rathbone (Sherlock Holmes), Nigel Bruce (Dr. Watson)
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This episode features Dr. Watson recounting a tense and atmospheric mystery set on the remote Channel Island of Garth. Holmes and Watson are summoned ostensibly to collect a ceremonial pound of butter on behalf of the British Crown, but quickly become entangled in a sinister plot involving murder, international intrigue, and the strategic importance of a submarine-accessible sea cave.
The story is set in 1896 on the fictional island of Garth in the Channel Islands, a geopolitically vital location boasting natural caves suitable for harboring submarines. Holmes and Watson are sent by the Crown under the pretense of accepting a ceremonial tribute, but soon find themselves investigating the suspicious death of the island's matriarch and uncovering a treacherous scheme with international ramifications.
Holmes on Unnatural Deaths:
"In almost 20 years of practice I can recall precisely three clients, actual or potential, who died natural deaths." — Sherlock Holmes [08:47]
The Villain’s Dramatic Exit:
"One day Garth will belong to Germany. One day the whole world will belong to Germany. Goodbye, you meddling fool. Goodbye." — Mrs. Reeves [26:27]
Holmes on Outwitting the Villains:
"You thought you were shanghaiing me, whereas in reality I was shanghaiing you." — Sherlock Holmes [25:48]
The episode brims with characteristic wit, banter, and deductive brilliance—Holmes remains calm and unflappable while Watson is sturdy and determined. The atmosphere is tense, the castle setting and coastal caves lending a gothic, isolated feel; the plot is tight and suspenseful, laden with intrigue and quick-turning revelations.
This episode of "Choice Classic Radio Detectives" delivers a classic Holmes adventure, brimming with period intrigue, nuanced characterization, and a sharp reminder of the ever-present interplay between tradition and geopolitics. It’s essential listening for fans of detective fiction and those drawn to the enduring duel between intellect and villainy.