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Sam Spade
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Narrator
The National Broadcasting Company presents the Adventures of Sam Spade Detective.
Effie
Sam's Bay Detective Agency.
Sam Spade
Me sweetheart say. Oh, now take it easy.
Effie
The papers are on the street. I saw them.
Sam Spade
So did I. There'll be some red faced editors ducking behind their green eyeshades tomorrow.
Effie
What do you mean, Sam?
Sam Spade
You don't plant up the score until the returns are all in. F There's applies to presidential elections, boxing matches and executions at San Quentin Prison.
Jeremy Grayson
Sam.
Effie
You mean Willie?
Sam Spade
I mean Willie. Batten down the hatches and turn over your foam rubber cushion, Wonder girl. For even now I'm homeward bond with a stride by stride account of a 12R marathon which I shall call for obvious reasons, the Hail and Farewell Caper.
Narrator
Transcribed for NBC. William Spear, Radio's outstanding producer Director of Mystery and Crime Drama brings you the greatest private detective of them all. Starring Stephen Dunn in the Adventures of Sam Spade.
Sam Spade
I've been robbed. Heffy. Brought in here this minute.
Effie
Oh, yes, sir. Have I done something?
Sam Spade
That's what I was about to ask. Have you been sticking your delightful freckle covered, upturned little nose into my schnapps bottle? Well, answer me, girl.
Effie
Ma', am, you know I don't do that.
Sam Spade
All right, then who?
Effie
Well, the nervous little man who was here did open the door to find a pencil and paper and leave a note.
Sam Spade
Okay, you're clear.
Effie
Oh, Sam. What about the little man?
Sam Spade
A good and leading question. F Shall we attempt an answer?
Effie
I'm at the ready, Sam.
Jeremy Grayson
Shoot.
Sam Spade
Date. Fill it in. To Justice Edward Benjamin, State Supreme Court, from Samuel Spade, license number 137596. Subject the Hail and Farewell Caper. Dear Justice Benjamin, my relationship with the spindly little man goes clear back to a week ago Thursday, possibly even before that. But that was the day I first noticed him. I remember it was Thursday because I was having corned beef and cabbage at Schroeder's with him. It was a glass of water at the next table. He was paying little mind to the menu, having decided to spend the lunch hour staring at me a couple of times. He put down his glass of water and pushed back his chair as if he were going to come over and talk. But he changed his mind. I put away the corned beef and cabbage and was halfway past the pie when he finally did it.
Jeremy Grayson
Excuse me, sir.
Sam Spade
Hello, you.
Jeremy Grayson
You, sir. I'm Mr. Spade. I am the detective. Sam Spade, detective agent.
Sam Spade
At your service, sir. Now, what can I, I, I.
Jeremy Grayson
You see, I. Do you have a match?
Sam Spade
I gave him a match and he thanked me and went out. On Friday, I saw him in Ben's Grotto over a plate of wrecked soul. We got just about as far, Then he returned the match he owed me. The following week I saw him four times. Once as I was going into a show, once at the post office and twice as I was going into my office building. Each was the same. We get up to the point where he was about to tell me something. Then he'd back down and ask me what time it was, or did I have a horse in the fifth at Golden Gate, or would I lend him a cigarette? Then he'd bustle off as fast as his spindly little legs could carry. And thus matters stood, yesterday place. My office. Time, 1:37pm Sam Spade.
Jeremy Grayson
Mr. Spade. This, this, this is a gentleman who. Who?
Sam Spade
Yeah, don't tell me. I know the voice. Now, what is it this time?
Jeremy Grayson
I like to see you, Mr. Spade. I must see you.
Sam Spade
I know. I'll save us both a trip. The date is April 26. The time is 1:38pm all trains, planes and streetcars are leaving on schedule. And for the favorite at Golden Gate tomorrow, consult your nearest bookie.
Jeremy Grayson
Please. Please, sir. Please, Mr. Spain, please do not jest. This is a matter of life and death.
Sam Spade
I see. Fine. Then I'll see you tomorrow for lunch, huh?
Jeremy Grayson
I won't be here, Mr. Spade.
Sam Spade
Oh, where you be?
Jeremy Grayson
Dead. Dead.
Sam Spade
Look, look, I'm tired of this, Mr. Spindley. Give it to me straight or sign off. Now, what is it?
Jeremy Grayson
Got to listen to me, Mr. Spade. It's most important. It's a life or death. It's life.
Sam Spade
Hello, Mr. Spindley. Hello. It almost seemed as if he were in earnest this time, so I didn't hang up. I hustled down the hall to the next office, found another phone and sweet talked a supervisor into tracing down Mr. Spindley. It was a pay booth in a drugstore opposite the Park Emergency Hospital. The clerk in the drugstore was just getting over it when I punched in. Spindley had collapsed in the booth and had been hauled across the street to the hospital. On the bed there. Oh, thanks, Doctor.
Jeremy Grayson
Life and death, Mr. Spaden. Terrible. You gotta stop it. It's murder.
Sam Spade
He's been muttering like that ever since.
George Farewell
We brought him in.
Sam Spade
Hop, huh? The legal kind. You see before you an overdose of sleeping tablets. You mean he tried to Kill himself. I can't think of an easy way anyone could feed him.
Narrator
Two full bottles.
Sam Spade
Can you pull through? Probably. I gave him a good pumping.
Jeremy Grayson
Don't let them do it. Don't. Don't. It's murder.
Sam Spade
Now, Mr. Doe, don't carry on so.
Jeremy Grayson
But I know who did it. I. You must stop him. I know. Who is it?
Sam Spade
Easy. He's got a lot of strength for a little guy, Mr. Doe, huh? No name. Nothing to identify him. Funny thing, that. What do you mean? I'd almost guarantee the man's undernourished. Hasn't eaten for days. Shabby clothes and so on. Yet look at the roll I found in his pockets, huh? How much? Almost $800. Did you find anything else? Yeah, this. Huh? What do you make of it? Front page of the Star Times. It's a galley proof, isn't it? Kind of run off in the Linotype room before they start the presses. Yeah. Killer dies tonight. Willie Johnson hitchhike Murderer to enter gas chamber at midnight.
Jeremy Grayson
Innocent. Innocent man. It's murder. It's murder.
Sam Spade
Down you go, Mr. Doe.
Jeremy Grayson
But. But I know who did it, sir. I know everything I. Everything I know.
Sam Spade
Frame.
Jeremy Grayson
It's a skillful frame.
Sam Spade
You mean Willie Johnson?
Jeremy Grayson
Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I know who it was. It was. It was. Hail Farewell, sir.
Effie
Hail Farewell.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Who was it?
Sam Spade
Come on, Mr. Doe. Wake up. Mr. Doe. Yeah, I was waiting for that. Hit him like a ton of bricks. He'll be incommunicado over the next 24 hours or longer.
George Farewell
Hail and Farewell.
Sam Spade
A broken down actor, huh? Only an actor would think more of an exit line than an innocent man's neck. You mean you believe he knows? I don't know what I believe. The guy's been trailing me for 10 days, driving himself nuts. Tries to knock himself off. It's a cinch he believes it. There's no chance of bringing him around before tomorrow. Yes, and Willie Johnson dies tonight. So what happens? So I'm stuck for taxi. Fair to San Quentin.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Believe in him. Believe in Willie Johnson.
Sam Spade
Yeah, I know. You're his lawyer, Mr. Grayson.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
I'm his lawyer because I volunteer to serve you, Mr. Spade. I've been in the law a long, long time. I've defended a lot of phonies. Sometimes you've got to if you want to eat. They all sing the same song.
Sam Spade
I was framed.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Oh, I know all 89 verses.
Sam Spade
But Willie.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Yeah, Willie's song is different because Willie Johnson's an innocent man. Willie was framed. Four appeals.
Sam Spade
Four appeals.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Four stays. And we've had Our last one. It's folded up now. Spade, I'm going to take the walk with him at midnight, so do something for me, will you?
Sam Spade
Sure, sir. When.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
When you walk into a cell, remember you're talking to a man who's going to die in less than eight hours. We're trying to. We're trying to build his spirit up so he can go out with colors flying, you know.
Sam Spade
Yeah.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Don't give him a lot of false hopes, Bait.
Sam Spade
Because.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Because there isn't any.
Willie Johnson
I don't quite understand, Mr. Spadesh. I told my story so many times.
Sam Spade
I. I'd like to write something about you for the papers, Willie.
Willie Johnson
Oh, yes, sir. All the newspaper gentlemen been here and gone.
Sam Spade
Yeah, I know. Could you tell her just once more, Willie?
Willie Johnson
Well, all right, sir. It's more than a year ago. I guess you know that. Yeah, I was broke, you know. Things hadn't been going so well, sir. I was down to my last two bits. That night I walked into Sheridougan's.
Sam Spade
That's the bar on the waterfront, huh?
Willie Johnson
Yes, sir. I got to talking with a fella sitting at the bar there. He bought me beer.
Sam Spade
Who was he?
Willie Johnson
I never did find his name. Ain't seen him since that night. If I could find him, I don't reckon I'd be where I am, sir. He had a paper with him. Was reading the classified ad section. You know, the part about Otto's transportation, so on. Yeah, well, there was an ad there. I'd say, well, pay $500 plus expenses to drive car to Mexico City with a phone number. And the fellow said if he wore my shoes, he'd call up and inquire. So I did. I inquired. And I got the job. Well, sir, about an hour later, I met a man with a card, Sutter and Mason, by the gas station there. And he gave me the 500. And I start out for Mexico City.
Sam Spade
Who was he, Willie?
Willie Johnson
Never found his name either. We tried to, Mr. Grayson. Me never could find him.
George Farewell
I see.
Willie Johnson
Well, it was raining that night, sir. I remember raining. And I hadn't gotten more than 50 miles south of town, somewhere around Morgan Hill, it was when a siren blew off behind me. And the first thing I knew, where they was. Asking me questions about a girl. A girl named Georgia Lyon. It was her car, it seems. And the officer claim I stole it. They made me raise my arms and they searched me. And there was a knife in my pocket, you see, with blood on it. I don't know how it got there. And $500 that had blood on it, too. And there was blood on the seat. And when they opened the turtle back there, she was this Georgia line. I told you all, double up there and dead. And they said I'd done it for the money in the car. And I guess I just went crazy, Mr. Spade, with. With this all coming at me at once that way. You see, I tried to make a break for it and I got away. And I know I knew it was a terrible wrong thing to do. I know it.
Sam Spade
Yeah. What about the trial, Willie?
Willie Johnson
Well, sir, Mr. Grayson done everything in his power and so did I. I told the truth as close as I could recollect it, but it didn't make no sense. We never found a man in a bar or the man who drove up in the car.
Sam Spade
What about the phone number in the ad?
Willie Johnson
Oh, that. That turned out to be a fancy dress. That turned out to be a fancy dress shop on Powell street called Mason Francine. And the classified ad, sir, that. That was the queerest thing of all.
Sam Spade
What do you mean?
Willie Johnson
Well, Mr. Grayson went through every newspaper in the country for two weeks either side of the night, and there wasn't any such ad in any of them. So they said I was lying. They said I was lying. I made it all up in my head. Now they're gonna kill me for it. Yeah, I don't know, Mr. Spade. I've heard it so long now. Maybe I did kill her. Maybe they're right. Maybe they're right.
Sam Spade
But there was something in the way he said maybe they're right. He told you they were wrong? I thanked him and told him I had what I wanted for my story and said goodbye. There was no hope in his face, but no despair either. He knew what was coming and he was ready.
George Farewell
And that's all.
Sam Spade
I hit the homeward bound commuters on the wrong side of the Golden Gate Bridge. So it was almost seven when I checked in at Sherry Dugan's bar on the waterfront. A girl was sitting three stools down from me. A class type dame in a black file suit from Magnum's and a hat that must have set some good time Charlie back 50 bucks. That the kind of a dame you'd expect to be sitting in Sherry Dugan's? Least of all as drunk as she was.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Well, here you are, Jack. 60 cents.
Jeremy Grayson
Thank you.
Sam Spade
Wait a minute.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Huh?
Sam Spade
This is a one man operation, isn't it?
Jeremy Grayson
Oh, yes.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Why?
Sam Spade
Well, then you'd be Sherry Dugan.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
No, no, I bought the joint from Sherry a few months back.
Sam Spade
Why? Well, I'm. I'm doing a story for the papers on Willie Johnson. Tell me, was Sherry here on the big.
Jeremy Grayson
Yes, yes.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Only Woodley Johnson wasn't.
Jeremy Grayson
You could look it up.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
What Sherry justified.
Sam Spade
Where is he now?
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
South America.
Marilyn Hale
And there he'll stay. You know why?
Sam Spade
Why?
Marilyn Hale
Sherry has brains for a man in his shoes. There's no better place right now than South America.
Sam Spade
Oh, tell me more.
Marilyn Hale
He needed a rest the worst way Sherry did. After all he'd been through. Tending bar can be difficult at times. Right, Tim?
Jeremy Grayson
Ah, yes, indeed.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Yes, indeed. Show me a good bartender and I'll show you arm diplomat and more besides.
Marilyn Hale
Now, here's to Sherry, wherever he is. Keep running, Sherry. Keep running. You know, Sherry's like a dog running away from a can tied to his tail. We all are.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Who's we?
Marilyn Hale
All of us. All of us. The world. Give me another drink, Tim.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Oh, now listen, lady, I don't think.
Marilyn Hale
I better thank me any lip. This is a first guy class wake, isn't it? A send off for Willie, isn't it?
Sam Spade
Marilyn, what are you doing here?
Marilyn Hale
Well, just in time, Georgie. Sit down.
Sam Spade
Come on, we're going home.
Marilyn Hale
Take your time, George. Two of the members present. One more will have a quorum. Pour him a drink, Tim.
Sam Spade
You want me to carry you out of here?
Marilyn Hale
It'd be fun. Where's Daddy?
Sam Spade
Facing the floor. Now. Come on.
Marilyn Hale
You know something, George? You've got a can tied to your tail too. No use running, George.
Sam Spade
Oh, you're out of your head. Whatever made you come here?
Marilyn Hale
Kind of appropriate, don't you think? Special night tonight.
Willie Johnson
Black dress.
Marilyn Hale
The all fixings gonna have us awake.
Sam Spade
Not here we aren't. Are you coming? Nope. All right.
Effie
Where. Where are we going?
Charlie Forrest
Going home.
Effie
Bye, Timmy. And you, whoever you wait for the wait.
Charlie Forrest
How about.
Sam Spade
Hold it, hold it. How much does she owe you?
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
3.45.
Sam Spade
Here. It's worth it. Now tell me, who is she?
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Oh, it's a model. Some dress shop up town.
Sam Spade
Oh, like the Maison Francine, for instance.
Jeremy Grayson
Yeah.
Willie Johnson
How'd you know?
Sam Spade
That's the hunch. What's her name? Marilyn Hale.
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
Her old man runs the Star Times. You know, the publisher. Yeah, the guy is his partner. George. Farewell. You must have heard of the firm Hale and Farewell.
Sam Spade
I had, but it was a slightly different reading from the one Mr. Spindley gave me at the hospital. I looked at my watch. Willie was four and a half hours from the end of the line when I took off for the press room at the Star Time.
Narrator
You are listening to the weekly adventure of Radio's most famous detective, Sam Spade. Three chimes mean good times on NBC. There's fun and music for you tomorrow evening with the Dennis Day Show. There'll be songs by Dennis and another typical tangled comedy situation. The kind of hilarious mix up that could happen only to Dennis Day. And now back to the Hail and Farewell caper. Tonight's adventure with Sam Spade.
Sam Spade
Time. 8:11. I got out of the elevator in the basement of the Star Times building on Mission street and started looking for the press room foreman, somebody named Joe Fortescue. I finally found his feet sticking out from under a sick liner type. Hauled him out and tried to make him understand what I wanted.
Charlie Forrest
Yeah, I know, I know you mean, I know.
Sam Spade
Little bandy legged guy can't hear you.
Charlie Forrest
I say. I say he's a little bandy like a guy.
Sam Spade
Yeah, that's the guy.
Jeremy Grayson
What about him? Come on.
Sam Spade
Go ahead. You first. Ah, now who is he?
Charlie Forrest
Ah, Charlie Forrest. He's nuts.
Sam Spade
I know, but that's not what I.
Charlie Forrest
Spin off his rocker for a year. Look, you see that picture on the wall over your head?
Sam Spade
Yeah.
Charlie Forrest
That's Mr. Hale. The iron Fist won't tolerate no inefficiency, you understand? But this screwball, this Charlie Forrest, I personally canned him twice. And both times Iron Fist sends him back to me.
Sam Spade
Yeah, so?
Charlie Forrest
So don't make no nevermind to be, brother. Leave him come to work stood all the time. Leave him lay off for two straight weeks like this time. Don't make no never mind.
Sam Spade
Yeah, yeah. Look, I'm up with you. Now, how long's Charlie been this way?
Charlie Forrest
A year or so. I know just when it started when.
Sam Spade
Willie Johnson was hauled in on the hitchhiking killing. Right.
Charlie Forrest
Oh, you've been talking to Charlie, huh?
Sam Spade
Yeah.
Charlie Forrest
Funny thing how that hit him. You'd find him sitting in a corner by himself, mumbling all the time about the guy being innocent. What do you suppose Charlie had to do with that? Oh, I don't know. Got real crazy toward the end, you know. Said he was killing Willie Johnson. And you'd ask him with what? And he'd say a Linotype machine and a hunk of newsprint. One day he even offered to prove it.
Sam Spade
You know how?
Jeremy Grayson
I don't know.
Charlie Forrest
He said he had proof. He said he had the evidence that would save Willie's neck.
Jeremy Grayson
Hid in his room.
Charlie Forrest
Boy, was he off his trolley.
Sam Spade
Look, I've got to find out where he lives. They don't know upstairs, I don't know.
Charlie Forrest
We don't know downstairs neither. He moved out of his Apartment three weeks back. And don't nobody know where he went.
Sam Spade
Look, he was in this morning. Picked up a galley proof of page one.
Willie Johnson
That's right.
Sam Spade
Yeah.
Charlie Forrest
I'll tell you who might know where to find him.
Sam Spade
Oh, come on, come on.
Charlie Forrest
About 10 o' clock he leave here? Said he was gonna look him up. Somebody. Somebody named Spade.
Sam Spade
Thanks, Sam Spade.
Charlie Forrest
He's a detective.
Sam Spade
That remains to be seen.
Effie
A message, Dan.
Sam Spade
A bandy like a little guy named Charlie Forrest. F. He must have been in around 10. 10:30 this morning, dear.
Effie
I didn't get here till 11. They're still clearing stuff off the tracks from the MacArthur reception.
Sam Spade
Yeah, never mind that. Now. Listen, write this down.
Effie
Oh, oh, wait till I find a piece of paper.
Sam Spade
Hurry up.
Effie
Here, here. Under the ashtray. Go ahead, Sam.
Sam Spade
Call Jeremy Grayson. He's a lawyer and he's with Willie Johnson in the death row at Quentin. Tell him to get hold of a justice on the state Supreme Court and hold the line open till I get him. You got that?
Effie
Yes, sir. Is there anything else?
Jeremy Grayson
No.
Sam Spade
I'll get back to you in a little while.
Effie
Sam, wait a minute. Don't hang up.
Sam Spade
What's the matter?
Effie
This paper I'm writing on under the ashtray. It's a Note. Go ahead, Mr. Spade, please contact me at once. Charles W. Forrest, Bellflower Hotel, 338 Stockton St.
Sam Spade
It took 20 more minutes to cross town and 10 on top of that to convince the clerk at the Bellflower I had a right to the key to Charlie's room, which I had not. I tossed the room from the light fixture to the floorboards, covered everything from the window shades to the bathroom plumbing. Result. One batch of dirty laundry, six soggy cigarettes and two empty bottles of sleeping pills. I was on my way out when I remembered one more thing. It wasn't an accident like in the movies. It was on purpose. I unscrewed the tops of the iron bed posts inside number three. I found it. There was a payphone at the end of the dark hallway.
Jeremy Grayson
Sam, I warned you about this. We've had four stays.
Sam Spade
They won't come through with a fifth. I've got a fair whole card. Grayson. Did you get the judge? Yeah.
Jeremy Grayson
Benjamin, State Supreme Court.
Sam Spade
What'd he say?
Jeremy Grayson
What I knew he'd say.
Sam Spade
No evidence.
Jeremy Grayson
No, stay.
Sam Spade
Tell him I got evidence.
Jeremy Grayson
It better be good, Sam.
Sam Spade
It is a phony newspaper. A copy of the Star Times for the night of the murder with a special page on the classified section carrying the ad that Willie answered. How does that sound?
Mr. Grayson (Lawyer)
You've Got it now?
Sam Spade
Yeah.
Jeremy Grayson
Well, for Pete's sake, hang on to it.
Sam Spade
I'll get back to the judge. Say, wait a minute.
Effie
Who.
Jeremy Grayson
Who's behind it?
Sam Spade
It's a long story. I'll tell you when I see you.
Charlie Forrest
Hang up.
Jeremy Grayson
When you what? Spade. Spade.
Sam Spade
Hang up or I'll kill you.
Jeremy Grayson
B.
George Farewell
That's it. You can turn around now.
Sam Spade
Well, Iron Fist, we've met. I've seen your picture, Mr. Hale.
George Farewell
It flattered me, no doubt. Give it to me.
Willie Johnson
What?
George Farewell
The paper, stupid.
Sam Spade
I haven't read the funnies.
George Farewell
All right, Mr. Spade, if you'd rather.
Sam Spade
Iron Fist knew other games besides publishing. He moved up. I went for the gun, which suddenly wasn't there. And he was giving me a fast demonstration of judo for beginners. First thing you know, I was sprawled on the floor and he was looking down at me along the barrel of his.38.
George Farewell
I could kill you, I suppose. But why?
Sam Spade
Why? He backed off toward the window, spread out the paper and crumbled it up. Now you know what you're doing with that match, Hale.
Charlie Forrest
Shut up.
Sam Spade
You're burning Willie Johnson at the stake.
Charlie Forrest
Shut up.
Sam Spade
He touched the match to the pile of papers, watched them flare suddenly, lighting up the entire hallway. He looked like a medieval devil.
George Farewell
I'm sorry about Willie Spade. But it has to be. That's all it has to be.
Sam Spade
What did you have to do with Georgia Lyon? Nothing.
George Farewell
Nothing at all. And her name wasn't Georgia Lyon, really. It was her stage name. Her real name was Farewell.
Sam Spade
Your partner's wife.
George Farewell
Why, Spade, didn't you read the testimony at the trial? She was leaving, George. That night. She'd made a noble decision to walk out of his life and leave him.
Sam Spade
Free for your daughter, huh? Marilyn.
George Farewell
That's right. And it was such a tragedy. Georgia had to run into Willie Johnson the very night she left. Wasn't it, Spade? Wasn't it?
Sam Spade
He bent over the fire, watched it die down into a pile of ashes. I was looking at something else. A draft from the stairwell behind me had picked up a glowing scrap and set it down at the foot of a sleazy window curtain behind him.
George Farewell
Well, that's it, Spade. The last of Willie Johnson. The last of.
Sam Spade
I hit him at the knees as the curtain went up in a blinding flash. No judo this time. Just an old fashioned hammerlock. Here we go. Come on. Give me that gun. No.
Jeremy Grayson
The fire.
Sam Spade
I'll break your arm, Hale. I'll break your arm. There now, that's better. Now get up. Get up.
Jeremy Grayson
E. Hail. Stop. Hail.
Sam Spade
I caught him in the leg. As he hit the top of the stairway. He took off like an eagle. Lit on his neck halfway down and toppled the rest of the way like a loose packed sack of laundry. He was dead when I got to him. Score. With an hour and five minutes to play. No evidence. One dead witness, one unconscious one. One killer. An accomplice at large. There was only one way left to go, and I took it.
Charlie Forrest
Floor, please.
Sam Spade
George Farewell's apartment. That's the penthouse. Yeah. Is he home? Oh, I don't know. What's the matter up there, Sir? I think something's wrong. Awfully wrong. He went up there earlier this evening with a young lady. And the door to the roof is locked at the eighth floor. That's never happened before. Any other way up? Well, you might try the fire escape if it's urgent. It is. So I climbed the fire escape at the eighth floor and went up onto the roof, or rather into George Farewell's patio. I worked my way through a maze of potted shrubbery around a fish pond with a fountain in the middle. Piano music was coming through a pair of French doors. But before I saw where the music was coming from, I knew it was the radio and not the piano. Because the piano, a 14 foot grand, had George Farewell sprawled across the keyboard with a bullet through his head. I crossed to the set of French doors on the other side of the house. There I saw her standing up on the three foot parapet surrounding the roof, looking eight floors down into the street.
Effie
Don't come any closer.
Sam Spade
You're not really going to jump, Merrill.
Effie
He did it his way. I'm gonna do it mine. Don't come any closer.
Jeremy Grayson
Don't.
Sam Spade
I won't. So George shot himself, huh?
Effie
Why not? Can't go through life with a can tied to your tail. No running away from that.
Sam Spade
No, there isn't. Well, you gonna jump?
Effie
Give me time.
Sam Spade
Oh, you want to do it the dramatic way, don't you, Marilyn? Only 35 minutes left until Willie checks out over at the. And to make it really ironic, you'll want to take off before he does, right? The one person left who can save them. I talked to Willie, Marilyn.
Marilyn Hale
He must hate the world.
Sam Spade
He doesn't hate anybody.
Effie
Poor jerk.
Sam Spade
I think he'd feel even sorrier for you. Throwing your own life away while you can still save his. You can't run away from this tin can. But you can untie it. You can climb down off that wall and ride over to Quinton with me. You can tell him George Farewell killed his wife. That the three of you and the little liner typer made a pigeon out of Will. I held my breath. She swayed, looked down into the street, poising herself. Then she turned round and stepped onto the roof again.
Willie Johnson
Let's go.
Sam Spade
Congratulations.
Marilyn Hale
Yeah. Only George Farewell didn't stab his wife that night. I did.
Sam Spade
We pulled up at Quentin with six minutes to spare. The foregoing Justice Benjamin is submitted in support of the stay of execution granted Willie Johnson and will be set forth in detail in Mr. Grayson's petition for a new trial period. End of report.
Effie
She. Willie can stand. What can I say?
Sam Spade
Well, I have one constructive suggestion.
Effie
I could say you're the greatest, finest, most wonderful.
Sam Spade
Yes, but you'd only be repeating yourself, Terror. The proper line at this moment is, I shall have the report ready for you immediately following the next announcement.
Effie
Right, Scooter.
Narrator
Three chimes mean good times on NBC. Listen to the stars on this Sunday's big show. Jimmy Durante, Ethel Merman, Milton berle and Gordon McRae. Plus Meredith Wilson and his orchestra. Your MC on the big show, of course, is the glamorous Tallulah. You're invited.
Effie
Here it is. Here's the report.
Sam Spade
Oh, yeah? Yeah.
Effie
What are you writing, Sam?
Sam Spade
Look. How's this? Man of the world, dashing, debonair, cosmopolitan, temporarily at liberty. Desires employment.
Effie
Sounds wonderful.
Sam Spade
Thank you.
Effie
What does it mean?
Sam Spade
All right, we'll drop it down a few notches. Private investigator, accomplished raconteur, will tell troubles to listening public. Nice. Telephone voice contact. Sam Spade, 1 East 48th Street, New York.
Effie
1 East 48th Street.
Sam Spade
Yeah. My address during the summer months.
Jeremy Grayson
Chair.
Sam Spade
Have you got it?
Effie
1 East 48th Street, New York City.
Jeremy Grayson
Oh.
Effie
Maybe a lot of people will write, Sam. I'm sure they will think so. There'll always be a Samuel Spade Incorporated.
Sam Spade
Will there?
Jeremy Grayson
Look ahead.
Effie
Smile through the tears, Sam.
Sam Spade
I am.
Effie
The day will come soon again when.
Sam Spade
When the phone will ring and you.
Jeremy Grayson
Will say, sim, stay detective agents.
Sam Spade
Yes. And I will say, me, sweetheart. Buck up, old girl. Stout fella, stiff upper lip.
Jeremy Grayson
Good show.
Effie
Not goodbye, but oh, reverse.
Sam Spade
Hail and farewell. Good night, sweetheart.
Narrator
Tonight's transcribed adventure of Sam Spade was produced, edited and directed by William Speer. Sam Spade was played by Stephen Dunn, Loreen Tuttle as Effie. Also in the cast were Junius Matthews, Olin Soule, Wally Mayer, Sydney Miller, Kathy Lewis, Paul Fries, Ed Max and Lou Merrill. Script for tonight's adventure by Harold Swanton. Musical scoring by Lud Gluskin, conducted by Robert Armbruster. This is NBC, the National Broadcasting Company.
Podcast Summary: The Adventures of Sam Spade: "The Hail and Farewell Caper" (Aired 04/27/1951)
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Air Date: September 7, 2025 (Podcast Release)
In this gripping episode of The Adventures of Sam Spade, the wisecracking detective finds himself racing against the clock to save a man from a wrongful execution. Entitled "The Hail and Farewell Caper," the story centers on Willie Johnson, a man set to be executed for murder—unless Spade can untangle a web of lies, obsession, and tragedy before midnight. The caper blends suspense, moral ambiguity, and razor-sharp dialogue, reflecting the classic noir sensibility of the Golden Age of Radio.
"It's a skillful frame… Willie Johnson… Hail Farewell, sir." (06:24)
"Sherry’s like a dog running away from a can tied to his tail. We all are…" – Marilyn Hale (13:29)
"It is a phony newspaper. A copy of the Star Times for the night of the murder with a special page on the classified section carrying the ad that Willie answered." (20:41)
"You're burning Willie Johnson at the stake." – Spade (21:54) "Her name wasn't Georgia Lyon, really. It was her stage name. Her real name was Farewell." (22:16)
After a struggle, Farewell dies as the only conscious witness is lost, and the physical evidence is destroyed.
Spade races to Farewell’s penthouse, finds him dead from an apparent suicide, and confronts Marilyn Hale as she contemplates jumping from the roof.
Spade convinces Marilyn she can "untie the tin can" by confessing and saving Willie:
"Throwing your own life away while you can still save his…You can climb down off that wall and ride over to Quinton with me. You can tell them George Farewell killed his wife. That the three of you and the little linotyper made a pigeon out of Will." (25:54)
Marilyn relents, but her haunting final revelation casts doubt:
"Only George Farewell didn’t stab his wife that night. I did." – Marilyn Hale (26:30)
The episode concludes with Willie's execution stayed, and Spade and Effie reflecting on their future in trademark bittersweet fashion:
"Smile through the tears, Sam." – Effie (28:45)
"You don't plant up the score until the returns are all in. This applies to presidential elections, boxing matches, and executions at San Quentin Prison." – Spade (00:41)
"There's no hope in his face, but no despair either. He knew what was coming and he was ready." – Spade on Willie (12:11)
"I've heard it so long now. Maybe I did kill her. Maybe they're right." – Willie Johnson (12:08)
"You can't run away from this tin can. But you can untie it." – Spade to Marilyn Hale (25:54)
"Only George Farewell didn’t stab his wife that night. I did." – Marilyn Hale (26:30)
The narrative sparkles with Sam Spade’s quick wit and sardonic humor, balanced by the episode’s somber subject—the execution of an innocent man. The dialogue is brisk, character-driven, and loaded with memorable one-liners, tragic confessions, and the deep skepticism of classic noir.
This episode stands as a quintessential Sam Spade adventure: a complex, time-pressed investigation loaded with red herrings, broken souls, and moral ambiguity. The drama builds steadily to the final minutes, with Spade’s dogged determination and human empathy at its heart. An unwanted confession, a last-minute reprieve, and bittersweet reflections make "The Hail and Farewell Caper" a moving meditation on guilt, redemption, and the toll of justice—anchored by classic radio’s masterful storytelling.
For those who haven’t listened:
This summary captures the essence of a nail-biting race to save a man from the gas chamber, where Spade’s relentless digging exposes a web of lies stretching back into the lives and secrets of the city’s elite. The power of memory, the trauma of guilt, and the cost of truth are all illuminated by Sam Spade’s unflinching perspective.