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Sam Spade
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Narrator
The National Broadcasting Company presents the Adventures of Sam Spade Detective.
Effie
Sam's Bay Detective Agency.
Sam Spade
Me sweetheart.
Effie
Sam, a man named Five Dollar Frankie called up and said he's putting two dollars in your name on a sure thing at some track or other.
Sam Spade
Well, that's nice to hear.
Effie
I don't think it is at all. You know I don't approve of your gambling, Sam.
Sam Spade
Effie, you do some things I disapprove of. But do I snipe at you?
Effie
Well, no but.
Sam Spade
No buts about it. And besides, I didn't place the bet. It was placed for me.
Effie
I don't care. It's the principle of the thing. I don't lie.
Sam Spade
Well, suppose I put it this way, Effie. That too, on a sure thing was more than just a money bet. It was a gamble on the inherent goodness of the human soul.
Effie
Oh, Sam, you're just trying to confuse me.
Sam Spade
I am, But I'll straighten everything out to your satisfaction, I trust, when I appear at the office with a highly stylized and rather charming saga of horse players and the world they live in. What else but the sure thing caper.
Narrator
For NBC? William Spear, Radio's Outstanding Producer, Director of Mystery and Crime Drama, brings you the greatest private detective of them all in the Adventures of Sam Spade.
Sam Spade
Yes, and I hope you always are at the wages I pay you.
Effie
Oh, I'm glad you brought that up, Sam.
Sam Spade
When I pay them, I don't want.
Effie
To start an argument, but I do need some new clothes. Oh, you want me to put up a. A good front, don't you?
Sam Spade
I will rephrase my answer. Yes. Well, Effie, if you can hold warp and Wolf together for a few weeks, I have a feeling we'll be rolling in dough, driving big cars and wearing mink.
Effie
Oh, you mean that, Beth? All conjecture.
Sam Spade
Enough of your sneering. May you hear me out, weigh the evidence and maybe you'll feel differently.
Effie
I doubt it. No good comes of playing the horses.
Sam Spade
Date. Fill it in. 2. Five dollar Frankie, care of, ma' am.
Effie
Wait a minute now. Five dollar Frankie what? What's his last name?
Sam Spade
I don't think he has one. If, as I get it, he was born just before a Gold Cup Handicapimlico and they didn't have time to give him a last name and place a bet too, so they chose the bet.
Effie
Oh, Sam, that's Awful?
Sam Spade
What do you mean awful? That horse paid 18 to 1. Well, well. To get on two five dollar Frankie, care of Patterson Smoke Shop, Myrtle Street City. From Samuel Sucker Spade, San Francisco license number 137596. Subject the sure Thing Caper, dear. Five Dollar Frankie, were you to be seen at the hour of 1pm post time anywhere but at the track is truly a veritable unbelievable occurrence. So when my door pivoted open Monday at said R and a short gent with 36 shoulders and a 44 long plaid coat came in, my eyes, told me it was you, but my mind screamed no. I checked your wide brim pork pie, your zoot gabardine slacks, suede and alligator wingtip shoes and it still repeated you, you.
Gentle Joe Higgins
You.
Five Dollar Frankie
Sammy, do not look as if you have just lamped the ghost. It is I, Five Dollar Frankie.
Sam Spade
But at this hour. Frankie, what is it? Your watch broken? Did you lose your way? You sleepwalking?
Gentle Joe Higgins
What?
Five Dollar Frankie
No, Sam, I am in complete possession of my faculties.
Sam Spade
Good.
Five Dollar Frankie
And I came here with the full knowledge of my intellectual.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Uh huh.
Five Dollar Frankie
I even see through the crystal of my timepiece that it is one o' clock, the hour from which they break from the barrier.
Sam Spade
That's right.
Five Dollar Frankie
But I have not been drinking. And as far as sleepwalking, that is strictly for gents with unhappy marital relationships.
Sam Spade
All right, Frankie, I'm forced to agree with you that you were standing in front of me instead of the five dollar window. Now, what's the dope?
Five Dollar Frankie
Well, ordinarily I do not resort to hiring a strong arm to consummate my business dealing. Naturally there being a full supply of such muscles lying around the back room of Patterson's Smoke Shop loose. But when the job calls for both tact and muscle, I am forced to roam far abroad in search of the same.
Sam Spade
You mean you have a job for me? A real honest a seabiscuit job that'll.
Five Dollar Frankie
Pay money with the ordinary Seamus. I might try to offer a little paddock charity, you know. Yes, but would you, Sammy? With you I will tender coin of the realm.
Sam Spade
Good.
Five Dollar Frankie
I will pay you, of course, in five dollar bills, as is my won't in advance. And 20, 30, 40, 50, 10 times five figures. Now, do you veritably consider yourself in my employ?
Sam Spade
I am veritably in the race, Frankie. Good.
Five Dollar Frankie
Now, Sammy, leave it to be understood by both parties that I am not touting you off on any sour deals. A rather curious situation has arisen and I will explain it to you candidly. As they say in certain novels which I Have not read.
Sam Spade
Well, most novels lose so much in the translation.
Gentle Joe Higgins
True, true. Yeah.
Five Dollar Frankie
My narrative begins yesterday, to be exact. Yesterday. Their heels and toes into the back room of Patterson Smoke Shop. A gent whose face was once as familiar to me as my own by name, said gent. They call him a Gentle Joe Higgins.
Sam Spade
Gentle Joe?
Five Dollar Frankie
Yeah, a horse trainer by profession, which in our civilized society stands second only to jockeys and important.
Sam Spade
Granted, granted. No argument.
Five Dollar Frankie
Well, I say to Gentle Joe, it has been some time, Gentle Joe, since I see you around and about. And he says, I have gave up the old life for the new, as I no longer am welcome at the track since a certain embarrassing incident five years ago.
Sam Spade
What incident was that, Frankie?
Five Dollar Frankie
A horse doping job. The illegal type, which depresses me to relate, so I will not.
Sam Spade
Ethics.
Five Dollar Frankie
Yeah.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Yeah.
Five Dollar Frankie
Well, Gentle Joe looks a little wise for the wear, his clothing being a little shabby. Oh, I figure a touch. And I am preparing a story that will wring tears from a tax collector even.
Gentle Joe Higgins
What? What?
Five Dollar Frankie
Gentle Joe does not mention the word touch. Instead, he announces he has a sure thing. Sammy, you know how those words do to a horse player.
Sam Spade
It's like throwing a bale of catnip to a lion.
Five Dollar Frankie
My arteries open to let the blood through faster. My. My, my. My nerves give off loud ringing noises and my mind is already computing, of course. Well, before I can stop myself, I have pressed 500 rocks in gentle Joe's hand, begging him to place them on the same short thing.
Sam Spade
I'd have done the same thing under.
Five Dollar Frankie
The circumstances, of course, but Gentle Joe says it will take at least 1500 rocks to pull off the deal.
Sam Spade
Oh.
Five Dollar Frankie
He further advises me that the horse in question is due to retain 20 rocks to one.
Sam Spade
So you gave him the other tiles?
Five Dollar Frankie
Well, not having it in my genes at the time, I. I cut two other business and professional friends in on the grave. Dinosaur torelli and bones molten. Five bills apiece. And then Gentle Joe rushes out of.
Sam Spade
Patterson's and has never been heard from again.
Five Dollar Frankie
A sad tale.
Sam Spade
You think he just stole the money?
Five Dollar Frankie
Sam, Gentle Joe Higgins is a horse player, not a common sneak thief.
Sam Spade
I'm sorry. Sorry. But did he leave town?
Five Dollar Frankie
He did not. On the advice of certain informers, I tracked this Gentle Joe to a ramble shackle rooming house on Clark street, too. What he want to be sad.
Sam Spade
And.
Five Dollar Frankie
And there the trail gets very cold. Very cold indeed.
Sam Spade
He's made his move.
Five Dollar Frankie
No, no, no. But he had a landlady who would not let me in. Oh, she is a frightening person. To behold, she is indeed half wildcat and half witch.
Sam Spade
I'll deal with her.
Five Dollar Frankie
And tell Gentle Joe that I am not an overly suspicious person. But also relate to him my position. Dinosaur Torelli and Bones Molten are two such gents as it is wise not to cross rough back fence. Gossip has it they are the undertaker's best friends. Well, indeed. It is also rumored they are behind their quota for the month. Well. Oh, and Sam.
Sam Spade
Yeah?
Five Dollar Frankie
At Bay Meadows.
Sam Spade
Yeah.
Five Dollar Frankie
A bad card. Nothing going today.
Sam Spade
In preparation for my meeting with this redoubtable landlady, I ran through my repertoire of low, mean faces in front of the mirror, leaving smoking holes in the glass. And then I stamped out, heading for the rooming house on Clark Street. 2:41, to be exact. My knock was answered by. Well, it was even worse than you told me. She was gumming a sen. Sen. What.
Landlady
Are you standing there for? You're shaking my geranium.
Sam Spade
Oh, no. Well, sir.
Landlady
Speak up. Speak up, Curly. I ain't got all day.
Sam Spade
Madam, perchance do you house in this quaint colonial inn? A fine old gentleman called Gentle Joe Higgins.
Landlady
You the Lord?
Sam Spade
No, I'm in business for myself. See this? Oh.
Landlady
One thing I hate worse than the Lord is private detectives. Can't trust them.
Effie
Nope.
Landlady
Cheap. Never have any money.
Sam Spade
Hey, look.
Landlady
Never want to pay anything. Always want something for nothing. Surely no good lot of pocket pickers who should all be boiled in oil and thrown in a pit full of snarling.
Sam Spade
One moment, madam. Madam, look at this.
Landlady
Oh, well, that's the kind of crinkling I'd like to hear.
Sam Spade
Thought you would.
Landlady
Wouldn't mind having a mattress to pull that green paper.
Sam Spade
It is a pleasure distinctly to be able to present it to such a charming, witty and gay woman, I guess, as yourself.
Landlady
Now, come in, come in, Bright eye.
Sam Spade
Yes. Now, where did you say Gentle Joe could be located?
Landlady
Over the left.
Sam Spade
Thank you kindly.
Landlady
On here, then go not somewhere. Yes.
Sam Spade
Your timing, madam, and I should add the farge, was a little sadistic. Now give me my five back.
Landlady
You ain't heard my proposition.
Sam Spade
I've heard enough. Madam, you have acted in a very hateful manner.
Landlady
Another five. I'll let you wait in his room.
Sam Spade
Madam, you are at Dresden. Down. No matter what anybody says, get on the channel.
Landlady
Away Relox, and let's go. Let's have a ball.
Sam Spade
Once in Gentle Joe's room, I closed the door, thus separating myself from that skid row bankhead. While I was waiting, I cased the room. Spartan. A bed, a chair, a dresser, a racing form some worn clothes, various mementos and pictures of his better days at the track. I was studying an old print of Equipoise when Gentle Joe turned up.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Yes, he was a great stretch runner, wasn't he? Yes, indeed. A mile and 141 and 5th, and hardly damp at the end.
Sam Spade
Well, I heard.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Don't look upset, Mr. Spade. Fanny. Fanny told me that you were a detective waiting for.
Sam Spade
Oh, she's a swell kid.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Yeah. Yeah, Fanny's impetuous, but a good sort. Yeah. Keeps the right people out and lets the wrong ones in. Fine judge of character.
Sam Spade
No, you're generous, sir.
Gentle Joe Higgins
I'm about to have a cup of tea. Will you join me?
Sam Spade
Be delighted.
Gentle Joe Higgins
I'll just take the water out of the tap. It's hot enough.
Sam Spade
Well, Gentle Joe, I'm. I'm here on a rather painful mission.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Now, in goes the tea.
Sam Spade
Five Dollar Frankie thinks you caged him out of fifteen hundred dollars.
Gentle Joe Higgins
And now for the water.
Sam Spade
And two tough friends of his are looking for your scout.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Yeah. There we are. Now, we'll just let that steep a while and we'll have us a pickup.
Sam Spade
Did you hear anything I said?
Gentle Joe Higgins
Of course, Mr. Spence.
Sam Spade
Of course. Every word.
Gentle Joe Higgins
I know why you're here. Those men are worried about their money. But next time you see them, you tell them not to worry.
Sam Spade
Well, they said this sure thing of yours was going to return. 20 to 1 odds. That's a lot of money.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Oh, it will, it will. All of that. Maybe even many times more. Yeah.
Sam Spade
Yes, it's a sure thing. You mean the race hasn't been run off yet?
Gentle Joe Higgins
Yeah. There we are. Now, I think the tea should be ready. Well, now, this is yours.
Sam Spade
Thank you.
Gentle Joe Higgins
And this is mine. Ah. Haddajiling flowering pico. There's no finer tea.
Sam Spade
Has an almond flavor.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Yes, it's peculiar to the region. Especially pronounced in last year's crop.
Sam Spade
Yes. Well, then, shall we get back to business?
Gentle Joe Higgins
Yes. Now, you tell those gentlemen that they have no need to fret about their money. It'll be returned to them many times over. Many, many times over. Are you feeling all right, Mr. Spade?
Sam Spade
Groggy.
Gentle Joe Higgins
They'll look back on this investment with considerable pleasure and pride.
Sam Spade
I don't know what.
Gentle Joe Higgins
And someday they'll be able to say that they.
Sam Spade
Stupid Sam. Nobody had to give me a saliva test to guess what happened. That nice, sweet, gentle old man had doped me right up to the ears. I tried to stand up and my legs were like two wet pieces of spaghetti, and I went down. Gentle Joel went right on talking and smiling until everything was nothing. When I came to, Joe was gone and so was my faith in horse people. Fanny had made herself scarce too, and I stumbled alone out into the daylight for resuscitation. It took walking, coffee, whiskey and a bowl of raspberries to bring me around. I eventually found a safe haven in my own office.
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Sam Spade
Sam Spade Detective Agency. Mr. Hangover.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Mr. Spade, this is Gentle Joe.
Sam Spade
What? Listen, you.
Gentle Joe Higgins
I know. I know how upset you must be over my little deception. It was all to a good purpose, Mr. Spade. You see, I had to get out of there in a hurry with the minimum of discussion.
Sam Spade
I seem to remember you were hustled out of the racing game for doping a few three year olds.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Well, that's what some people in official circles felt. But Mr. Spade, I want to apologize to you and tell you that I will be able to explain everything to your satisfaction.
Sam Spade
With it, no matter. Help.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Get away.
Sam Spade
Hello? Hello?
Gentle Joe Higgins
Hello?
Sam Spade
Hello? Somebody put the phone back on the hook. So I hung up and dialed a friend at the telephone exchange. She quickly placed the number. The call came from the Sunset Stables out near Bay Meadows. I dialed back, but nobody answered. So I beat it out there. It was dark, and the only person I could rouse was a young stable boy. Yeah, what do you want? My name's Spade. A guy named General Joe was calling me from here, and something happened to him. Gentle Joe Higgins? That's what I said. Oh, I haven't seen him in two or three years. Now, look. Don't give me that. He called from here. Now, where is he?
Landlady
I'll look.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Peter, will you?
Sam Spade
Before I scream for the cops? All right, I'll look myself. Oh, I say, you can't now.
Five Dollar Frankie
No.
Sam Spade
But I did. There were two phones inside the stable, both hanging on posts. The second one had the number the phone company had given me. And although someone had tried to cover it up with sawdust, on the floor under the phone were three tea bags. And somebody had done a lot of bleeding. Looked like Gentle Joe's parlay had run out.
Narrator
You are listening to the weekly adventure of radio's most famous detective, Sam Spade. Three chimes mean good Times on NBC. There's music and mystery on NBC every Saturday night. For Music Tomorrow, your hit parade brings you the top tunes in the land, as selected by you and presented by Raymond Scott's orchestras, Nookie Lanson and Eileen Wilson. For Mystery Tomorrow, Herbert Marshall stars as the man called. Hear him tomorrow Night. And now back to the sure Thing caper, tonight's adventure with Sam Spade.
Sam Spade
I colored the stable boy and questioned him about the blood under the phone and about what could have happened to Gentle Joe Higgins. Nothing. Just wouldn't talk. And he was too small to beat up. So I went looking for the stable manager. He lived in a small white house behind the exercise ring. He wasn't too happy at being awakened, but when I explained things, he came down to the stable with me. I can't understand it, Mr. Spade. General Joe Higgins hasn't been around here for at least two years. That's what the boy told me, you see, for doping a horse once, he can't come near a track or a stable. We let him hang around here, the racing commissioner, to find us. Well, he called from here and something happened to him. The number the phone company gave me matches up with one of your phones. With a lot of blood on the floor, too. Here we are. Now, which phone was it that one. All right, let's look at it. This is the phone and here is a. Wait a minute. Come in here. You. Now tell Mr. Kemp here what was on the floor when I came in. Nothing. Nothing, but sort of. I tell you, there was blood there. No, no, honest, nothing. Mr. Spade, this boy's been with me for five years. He's perfectly reliable. But so am I.
Five Dollar Frankie
Well, what do you think happened?
Sam Spade
I think somebody used this old man for a punching bag.
Narrator
Maybe you'd better go home and sleep.
Sam Spade
On it, Mr. Spade. We'll talk about it tomorrow. Don't humor me.
Narrator
Make this kid talk, Mr. Kemp.
Sam Spade
This guy's tappy. Danny. Are you certain there was no blood.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Or no gentle Joe?
Sam Spade
Mr. Kemp? I'd swear on my father's grave if necessary. You see, Mr. Spade, I calmed down in a little while and searched the place myself. I came up with exactly nothing but an attack of hay fever and a horsey. And I suddenly wondered why I cared about Gentle Joe at all after what he'd done to me. So I went home and called. $5. Frankie.
Frankie
You say you have convice with Gentle Joe?
Sam Spade
Twice. And both under rather trying circumstances. Frankie. Once I was doped, and once something happened to him.
Five Dollar Frankie
Uh huh.
Frankie
I take it he did not heed the message I employed you to convey.
Sam Spade
So far he hasn't heeded anything.
Frankie
Then he is without a doubt in considerable trouble.
Sam Spade
I would say so.
Frankie
It seems that my business associates, Dinosaur, Pirelli and Bones Molten have blown their tops. And for Gentle Joe, with something special in mind. Something like assassination.
Sam Spade
I was afraid of that.
Frankie
Mayhaps they have already contacted Gentle Joe for an accounting.
Sam Spade
Certainly. Mayhaps I think they've already mowed him down.
Frankie
And there is nothing further for us to convice about Sam. It is history and it will be recorded thusly.
Sam Spade
Well, if you say so.
Frankie
And if I might tender a bit of advice, I would say hop into the Simmons Sammy and knock yourself off a few hours at that ever loving forgetfulness. And when you arise, you will have erased from your mind the names of Gentle Joe Higgins and yours truly, Five Dollar Frankie. For some time to come.
Sam Spade
I was tired and it seemed smart to take his advice. So I did. I went to bed. It must have been three in the morning when something woke me up. It was a ghost with a big white head tiptoeing into my room. The thought was so absurd that I turned over and started back to sleep. That's when the ghost touched me and I grabbed for him.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Let me go, Mr. Spade. Let me go. It's me, Gentle Joe.
Sam Spade
Will I turn on a light?
Gentle Joe Higgins
Of course. I look a little different. The bandages around my head look like a turban.
Sam Spade
What happened to you?
Gentle Joe Higgins
I was in Mr. Kemp's house when you were searching the stable.
Sam Spade
Stupid me.
Gentle Joe Higgins
I should have come out then, but I didn't. And then I got to thinking I certainly owed you some kind of an explanation. Oh, I found your address and came here.
Sam Spade
All right. I'll collect the explanation. Now, first, what was the dope for?
Gentle Joe Higgins
Well, I was afraid you might take me back to Five Dollar Frankie and his friends before I did what I had to do.
Sam Spade
Would you care to tell me what that was?
Gentle Joe Higgins
I wanted to buy a horse.
Sam Spade
With their money?
Gentle Joe Higgins
Yes, with their money.
Sam Spade
They thought you were betting it on a horse. A sure thing.
Gentle Joe Higgins
I know, I know, but let me explain. I was thrown off the tracks for doping a horse. I needed money. But that's. That's another story. After five years, I could get my trainer's license back.
Sam Spade
Tell me more.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Do you know what it is to love horse flesh and not be able to go near it for five years?
Sam Spade
No. The bangtail bug never got me. You can't con guys like Frankie and his thugs out of some money to buy a horse whenever you want one.
Gentle Joe Higgins
There's more to the story. The horse I doped didn't get into the race, and the jockey had to ride another mount. He was thrown and killed.
Sam Spade
Well, it was too bad.
Gentle Joe Higgins
I felt that I'd murdered the man. His name was Sandy Bean.
Sam Spade
Sandy Bean? That stable boy at Sunset Stables? Any relative?
Gentle Joe Higgins
His son.
Sam Spade
Ah.
Gentle Joe Higgins
His wife and son ran out of money and they've had a hard time of it. I've worked as a janitor for the past five years trying to raise enough money to buy them a horse to help make up for what I did.
Sam Spade
How much did you save?
Gentle Joe Higgins
Only $1,500. The horse I wanted, a two year old named sure Thing, cost 3,000.
Sam Spade
Well, things are beginning to clear up now. How did you figure you could take money from Frankie to blast?
Gentle Joe Higgins
Well, Frankie and his friends made a lot of money off Sandy Bean when he rode. I figured it wouldn't hurt them to pay a little of it back.
Sam Spade
I don't think they'd see it that way.
Gentle Joe Higgins
I wasn't stealing the money. I was going to give each of them a 10% of the horse. I didn't dare tell it until after I bought it.
Sam Spade
Well, Gentle Joe, maybe they'll see the light, but I doubt it.
Gentle Joe Higgins
I was going to take 10% for training her. Give the other 60 to Mrs. Bean and her son, Danny. He'll make a good jockey. And sure Thing is a great horse. I know, I know. They'll make a lot of money off of it.
Sam Spade
It's a noble plan.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Tomorrow my 5 years is up and I wanted to give them the horse Then I see.
Sam Spade
Who wrapped you up. When I was talking to you on.
Gentle Joe Higgins
The phone, Danny was backing a horse into the stable and it got excited, it started kicking and I was in the way.
Sam Spade
I thought maybe you'd been done in.
Gentle Joe Higgins
I know. That's why I came to see you and explain things. Can you do anything to help me?
Sam Spade
Well, I. All right, there's no need to wave a gun around here. Get up, you. Gentle Joe, We've been looking for you around and about.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Now, dinosaur. Now, look, we wish to hear from you. Joe, come along.
Sam Spade
Look, you're not going to take him out here without a fight.
Gentle Joe Higgins
We wouldn't mind this at all in as much as we come equipped with a little artillery.
Sam Spade
Bones.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Bones, I didn't steal that money.
Five Dollar Frankie
Shut up.
Sam Spade
All right, all right, knock it off.
Five Dollar Frankie
You want some of the sand?
Sam Spade
Yeah, if you think you can do it. And it turned out they could. I knocked Torelli's gun aside, hit him with a hard left and he didn't go down. I tried a right, then a knee, then a couple of elbows. I was just getting ahead of the game when something hit me across the face and printed coat 45 on my forehead. I know this sounds repetitious, but I went out again.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Honest, I did.
Sam Spade
Really. I'm sorry. Appropriately, it was dawn when I woke up, cold and headachy. Of course, I was alone. Gentle Joe Higgins was the victim of a successful snatch and I had an idea what might have happened to her. I dressed and started looking all over town, but I didn't have any luck any. Wasn't until I was eating breakfast and met a police sergeant. I know that. I got a tip.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Morning, Sam.
Sam Spade
Hello, Sergeant. What happened to you? I tried the kisser. I didn't know they made those camp dames anymore. Why don't I sit out? Pleasure. We got a homicide this morning. Yeah? Who? Who knows?
Narrator
Just an old man.
Sam Spade
Found him in the park. Somebody really worked your moving. What do you look like? Oh, 5 10, white hair, old clothes. Probably a bum worthy morgue.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Yeah.
Sam Spade
Guess he's putting a rundown on him now. Well, I'll see you later, Carter. Thanks.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Hey, Sam.
Narrator
Haven't finished your breakfast.
Sam Spade
They let me in the morgue. And I took a look at the corpse. And once I saw it, I knew just where I had to go. I caught a cab out to the Sunset Stables. The horses were just having a roll oats when I pulled in. And Danny Bean, the stable boy, was there, dressed in his cleanest Levi's. What do you want? Where's the show going to be?
Five Dollar Frankie
What show?
Sam Spade
Gentle Joe gives you the horse. Isn't this the day?
Gentle Joe Higgins
Okay, so you know.
Sam Spade
Gee, I'm sorry about last night, Mr. Spade. I had to keep it a secret. Forget it, forget it. You did the right thing. When's the ceremony?
Five Dollar Frankie
In about an hour.
Landlady
Right here.
Five Dollar Frankie
You want to wait?
Sam Spade
Sure, sure. I wouldn't miss it for the world. Of course, I cheated a little. I didn't tell you who it was I saw in the morgue. The truth was, I didn't know it wasn't Gentle Joe Higgins, though. And so I reasoned thusly, if Torelli and Moulton didn't finish him off in the night, he must have gotten out of it somehow. He was a resourceful old man, and I was sure nothing short of death would keep him from presenting Danny with a horse on the day he planned. And I was right. An hour later, he came walking in, leading the prettiest chestnut mare I'd ever seen. And with a smile two feet wide on his face. And behind him, carrying blankets, a saddle and riding colors were. Who else? Five Dollar Frankie, Dinosaur, Torelli and Bone Smoke.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Well, Mrs. Spade, this is a surprise.
Sam Spade
It was a pleasant one.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Yeah, this is sure Thing. Oh, isn't she a beauty?
Sam Spade
She is indeed. How'd you do it, gentle Joan?
Gentle Joe Higgins
Well, Mr. Spade, I just invited them over to my place to have a cup of tea. You get it?
Sam Spade
Yeah. While we was half out, he explained.
Gentle Joe Higgins
The whole thing to us. I like good Dale and May we can win both ways on the track and at the window. Oh, look at the life of that horse. Just. Just waiting to cross the finish line.
Five Dollar Frankie
Sally boy, this is indeed a signal occasion, huh? This is the first time I have ever been this close to a horse and me being a horse player.
Sam Spade
And have you talked to her yet?
Five Dollar Frankie
Why, sure. I am already talking to sure Thing. And explain to her our financial position. She has assured me she will romp home first more times than not.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Well, gentlemen, shall we do what we came here to do?
Five Dollar Frankie
Sure. Leave us make the present thing.
Sam Spade
Come on, come on, let's get into business.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Give the animal to the kid already.
Sam Spade
I agree.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Danny.
Sam Spade
Yes, Mr. Higgins?
Gentle Joe Higgins
Danny, the four of us are giving you this horse sure thing. In memory of your father, the late, great Sandy Bean.
Sam Spade
Thank you. Thank you, sir. She's a beauty, isn't she? I feel like I was just born.
Gentle Joe Higgins
Rider Wilson. Right up. Well.
Sam Spade
And I think he will. Period. End of report.
Effie
Oh, dad, it was so beautiful.
Sam Spade
A simple, old fashioned type story. If we feel we can use one now and then.
Effie
And I'm glad nothing happened to anybody because I just love them all.
Sam Spade
Everything considered. F they weren't half bad. Now, how about typing it up?
Effie
Oh, I love to.
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Effie
Here it is, Sam, all typed up.
Sam Spade
Now, let me see now. You captured $5. Frankie's peculiar style. Perfect. And that wasn't easy.
Effie
Oh, Sam, I was just thinking we ought to contribute something along with everybody else to that horse. You know that. Sure Thing.
Sam Spade
I probably will, Effie. A few dollars here, a few there. Whenever it's running.
Effie
Oh, I didn't mean betting.
Sam Spade
Oh.
Effie
What I meant is, for example, it's. It's going to need a lot of hay, isn't it?
Sam Spade
Bales and bales.
Effie
Well, my cousin Frisbee cuts our lawn, I'll have him save the grass and send it to sable.
Sam Spade
Effie, you are a noble creature, but I think sure Thing can get along without your little lawn.
Effie
Well, I've seen horses wearing stockings. Couldn't I knit a pair?
Sam Spade
Two pair. Two pair. But f. Let's not lose our heads. Five dollar. Frankie and his pals will take good care of sure Thing. How about worrying about taking care of me?
Effie
Or I think. Yeah, could you use some grass or some socks?
Sam Spade
Effie, knock off this horse talk, will you? We're almost at the wire now. People are just champing at the bit for the payoff.
Effie
All right, let's finish neck and neck, huh?
Sam Spade
Why not? Come here. Sure Thing.
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Sam Spade
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Podcast Summary: The Adventures of Sam Spade – "The Sure Thing Caper"
Introduction
The Adventures of Sam Spade is a classic old-time radio detective series that captivates listeners with its intriguing mysteries and charismatic protagonist. In the episode titled "The Sure Thing Caper," aired on February 9, 1951, Sam Spade delves into the murky world of horse racing, deception, and redemption. This detailed summary explores the key events, character dynamics, and pivotal moments that define this thrilling installment.
Setting the Scene
The episode opens with a glimpse into Sam Spade's personal life, highlighting the tension between his professional endeavors and his relationship with Effie, his assistant.
Effie informs Sam about a call from a man named Five Dollar Frankie who claims to have placed a bet on Sam's behalf:
“Sam, a man named Five Dollar Frankie called up and said he's putting two dollars in your name on a sure thing at some track or other.” [00:35]
Effie expresses her disapproval of Sam’s gambling habits, leading to a playful yet tense exchange:
The Introduction of Five Dollar Frankie
Five Dollar Frankie emerges as a pivotal character whose involvement complicates Sam's life.
Frankie approaches Sam unexpectedly:
Frankie outlines the predicament:
Unraveling the Mystery
Sam Spade begins his investigation into Frankie’s claims, leading him to a ramshackle rooming house and an enigmatic landlady.
Sam describes his encounter with Gentle Joe Higgins:
His confrontation with the landlady reveals more about Gentle Joe's disappearance and samurai-like threats from Frankie’s associates, Dinosaur Torelli and Bones Molten:
Confrontation and Deception
Sam's pursuit leads to a violent confrontation orchestrated by Frankie’s cohorts.
A physical altercation ensues when Crimson Frankie and his allies confront Sam:
Upon waking, Sam discovers that Gentle Joe has been brutally attacked, intensifying the mystery.
The Ghostly Revelation
In a supernatural twist, Sam is visited by a ghostly Gentle Joe, providing crucial insights.
Resolution and Redemption
With the truth unveiled, Sam orchestrates a reconciliation between the parties involved.
Sam brokers a meeting where Frankie and his associates agree to present a sincere gesture:
Gentle Joe’s redemption is complete as he fulfills his promise to Sandy Bean’s family, restoring faith in horse players and resolving the financial disputes.
Closing Remarks
The episode concludes with Sam and Effie reflecting on the events, emphasizing the importance of integrity and community support:
Effie suggests contributing to the horse’s upkeep, highlighting Sam’s philanthropic nature:
Sam affirms his commitment while maintaining his detective duties:
Notable Quotes
Conclusion
The Sure Thing Caper masterfully intertwines elements of mystery, moral dilemmas, and personal redemption. Sam Spade's unwavering pursuit of truth and justice not only resolves the immediate conflict but also restores harmony among the characters. This episode stands as a testament to the timeless allure of detective narratives and the enduring charm of Sam Spade.
Key Characters
Themes
Production Credits
Final Thoughts
The Adventures of Sam Spade continues to enthrall audiences with its compelling storytelling and memorable characters. "The Sure Thing Caper" not only delivers suspense and intrigue but also imparts valuable lessons on accountability and the power of second chances. Whether you're a long-time fan or a newcomer, this episode is a quintessential example of why Sam Spade remains a beloved figure in the annals of detective fiction.