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Mike Waring
Hello? Yes, this is the Falcon speaking. Oh, Yvettes. No, I won't be able to make it tonight. I'm on my way to London. That's right, Angel, London. Someone committed murder there and I'm supposed to accept the defense? Yeah, he claims he knows nothing about it because at the time he was in a fog.
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Once again, the National Broadcasting Company brings you the transcribed Adventures of the Falcon starring Les Damon. The Adventures of the Falcon Dedicated to private investigators everywhere. Those hard hitting detectives who like Mike Waring, risk their lives to aid law enforcement agencies. So join him now when the Falcon solves the case of the babbling brooks.
Mike Waring
The funny thing about women, you never know how they're going to react. I suppose that's true of men too. But I haven't been interested in doing research there. Give me a girl every time. Especially in a city like London. Now you take Christina Draper, for example. And if you're gonna take her, you'll have to work real fast. Chris is the luscious blonde getting out of the lift on the eighth floor of the showroom? One glance and you can tell immediately this is a girl who believes in standing on her own two feet. And who can blame her? Just look at those ankles.
Robert Vaughan
Who is it?
Chris Draper
It's Chris. Robert. Open up.
Robert Vaughan
Darling, What a pleasant surprise. I was just thinking of you.
Chris Draper
I'll bet.
Robert Vaughan
Word of honor, my darling. Have you got it for me?
Chris Draper
You don't believe in wasting time, do you, Mr. Vaughan, eh? I remember when you couldn't wait to kiss me.
Robert Vaughan
Oh, I still can't. I'm mad about you, darling.
Chris Draper
You're pretty cute.
Robert Vaughan
I don't understand you, Chris.
Chris Draper
Not much you don't. You'd cut my throat in a minute if you thought it would do you any good. Don't worry. Doesn't bother me. It's funny, isn't it? Down at the embassy they think I'm the original hard hearted Hannah. If they only knew they mustn't.
Robert Vaughan
My love would be disastrous for our cause if they did. Incidentally, I just heard from Moscow. They're tremendously pleasing.
Mike Waring
Skip it.
Robert Vaughan
I thought you'd be interested in knowing your efforts on behalf of world peace are appreciated.
Chris Draper
Let's not kid each other. I'm a traitor.
Robert Vaughan
Oh, Chris, please.
Chris Draper
Well, isn't that what they call people who sell out their own country?
Robert Vaughan
Darling, you mustn't talk like that. After all, your motive.
Chris Draper
Yeah, how about my motive? I'm in love with a Comintern big shot. Do you think they'll take that into consideration before they hang me?
Robert Vaughan
Oh, really, Chris. I don't know what's come over you. You're displaying horrible taste.
Chris Draper
I apologize.
Robert Vaughan
You're an angel. Now, what have you got for me?
Chris Draper
The minutes of a conference between Colonel Logan and Sir Ralph Gordon.
Robert Vaughan
May I?
Chris Draper
Do you mind if I help myself to a drink?
Robert Vaughan
I've got some Irish there.
Chris Draper
That's fine. Can I fix you one?
Robert Vaughan
Yes, please. Chris. Chris is wonderful. I see they discussed a new tank.
Chris Draper
Yeah, the F7.
Robert Vaughan
Where are they testing it?
Chris Draper
Back in the States? Aberdeen. Here.
Robert Vaughan
Thank you, pet. Would there be any plans in England?
Chris Draper
Colonel Logan has a set.
Mike Waring
Mm.
Robert Vaughan
I've got to have a copy. I'll get you a camera.
Chris Draper
Uh, include me out.
Robert Vaughan
Now, darling, don't you want to help the cause of world peace?
Chris Draper
And I do that by presenting you with the plans for the F7.
Robert Vaughan
Of course.
Chris Draper
Well, I must be stupid. I don't see it.
Robert Vaughan
Well, if we had known in advance that the Americans were going to use germ warfare in Korea.
Chris Draper
Now, honey, this is Chris. Remember, you're not writing articles for the Daily Worker.
Robert Vaughan
My mistake. But you will get me a copy of those plans?
Chris Draper
I don't think I'd better. The heat is on. Scotland Yard just nabbed a coding clerk in the British Foreign Office.
Robert Vaughan
Oh, he was a bungler.
Chris Draper
What about Fuchs?
Robert Vaughan
And you claim you love me?
Chris Draper
If you don't know it by now.
Robert Vaughan
Ah. Well, then you can't refuse me this.
Chris Draper
Oh, no. Stop it, Robert.
Robert Vaughan
You know I'm mad about you. Chris, no. After this is over, I'll take you out of this beastly country. We'll go to Vienna, Moscow, anywhere you want. What do you say?
Chris Draper
Darling, I. I ought to have my head examined.
Robert Vaughan
But you'll do it?
Chris Draper
I'll do it. Get me a camera and I'll take care of it tonight.
Alfie Brooks
They'll always be. Who's there? Beg your pardon, miss. Only Alfie Brooks. I thought everyone was gone.
Chris Draper
No, I'M I'm working late, Brooks.
Alfie Brooks
Yeah, so I notice. Is Colonel Logan here?
Chris Draper
No, he's. He's away for the weekend.
Alfie Brooks
Well, I thought I'd scrub these floors. Would you like me to start over? Hey, that's a smash. It. Oh, that camera. My brother brought back one like that from Germany. Oh, it took lovely pictures.
Chris Draper
Yes, I'm sure.
Alfie Brooks
But ain't that against regulations?
Chris Draper
Huh?
Alfie Brooks
To bring a camera in here?
Chris Draper
Well, I'm going down to Devonshire for the weekend. I didn't want to have to go home again to pick it up.
Alfie Brooks
Ah, I see.
Chris Draper
Oh, I hope you won't say anything to Colonel Logan about this.
Alfie Brooks
Well, I don't know, Ms. Draper.
Chris Draper
Now, you wouldn't want to get me in trouble, would you, Brooks?
Alfie Brooks
Of course not. I know what trouble is. I got my share. Or it takes a blooming fortune to.
Radio Announcer
Keep a body alive.
Alfie Brooks
You know, the pound ain't worth what it used to be.
Chris Draper
Could you use five?
Alfie Brooks
Oh, I hope you don't think I was Indian for money. Of course not that I couldn't use it, you understand. Imagine. Two shillings now for a pint of bitters.
Chris Draper
Yeah, and this ought to buy you a barrel.
Alfie Brooks
Oh. Oh, thank you, Ms. Draper. You're a real lady.
Chris Draper
And you won't say anything to Colonel Logan?
Alfie Brooks
Now, you don't have to worry, miss. I ask anyone. When Alfie Brooks gives his word, it's like a bond. I've forgotten about it already.
Robert Vaughan
Anyone for Dodge? I say. Anyone for Dot?
Mike Waring
Hey, looking for someone, Governor? Yeah, Alfie Brooks. I was told I could find him at the Fox and Beagle.
Robert Vaughan
What's Brooks done now?
Mike Waring
What makes you think he's done anything?
Robert Vaughan
Oh, I know. Alfie. Hi, Alfie. Gent here wants to see.
Alfie Brooks
What Gent?
Mike Waring
Hello, Brooks. My name is Mike Waring. I wonder if you could spare me a few minutes.
Alfie Brooks
Oh, I'm sorry, Governor.
Radio Announcer
I'm playing darts, Alice.
Mike Waring
Won't take much time. Hey, bartender, do we have a couple of pints here? Thank you.
Alfie Brooks
You want to sit at this table here?
Mike Waring
All right.
Alfie Brooks
Now you've got your blooming nerve.
Mike Waring
Here, take a look at my credentials.
Alfie Brooks
You ain't a blooming copper.
Mike Waring
No, not exactly, but Colonel Logan suggested I talk to you.
Alfie Brooks
I ain't. Ain't nothing if somebody's pinched something. Well, it wasn't me.
Mike Waring
I'm sure it wasn't. I was just wondering if you ever saw anyone in the colonel's office after hours.
Alfie Brooks
Oh, like O, for example?
Mike Waring
Like any of the men or Ms. Draper. The colonel's Secretary?
Alfie Brooks
You mean there's spies at work?
Mike Waring
What makes you ask that?
Alfie Brooks
I go to the cinema. I see. Now those fellows work. If I thought there was some anky panky going on, there is.
Chris Draper
Cool.
Robert Vaughan
What do you know?
Mike Waring
The question is, what do you know?
Alfie Brooks
Not a ruddy thing. But I'll give it some thought. Governor, if I come up with anything.
Robert Vaughan
You leave it to Alfie Brooks to.
Alfie Brooks
Know what to do.
Robert Vaughan
What's the trouble, Chris? You look nervous. I am. Maybe this will calm your fevered brow.
Chris Draper
I tell you, they suspect something. Robert, I'm being followed.
Robert Vaughan
You're imagining things, darling.
Chris Draper
Then why did they send for Waring?
Robert Vaughan
Michael Waring?
Chris Draper
You know him?
Robert Vaughan
I met him in Vienna two weeks ago and in Paris last week.
Chris Draper
Who is he?
Robert Vaughan
My avocation is a private detective called the Falcon. But according to my information, he's been recalled to temporary duty with American intelligence.
Chris Draper
I knew it.
Robert Vaughan
Now, Chris, I don't know.
Chris Draper
Are you expecting someone?
Radio Announcer
No.
Robert Vaughan
Who is it?
Chris Draper
Porter.
Alfie Brooks
Mr. Vaughan.
Chris Draper
Where'll I go?
Mike Waring
Oh, really, darling.
Robert Vaughan
You do have the window.
Chris Draper
I'll be in there.
Robert Vaughan
As you like. Just a moment.
Alfie Brooks
Hi, governor.
Robert Vaughan
Who the devil are you?
Alfie Brooks
Oh, Alfie Brooks is the name. Is Miss Draper in?
Robert Vaughan
I'm afraid you're making a mistake.
Alfie Brooks
Not half. I followed her.
Robert Vaughan
So you're the one.
Alfie Brooks
Can I come in?
Robert Vaughan
Perhaps you'd better sit down.
Alfie Brooks
Thanks. This is a lovely place. What are the itchy for a flat like this? Why?
Robert Vaughan
Are you thinking of renting one?
Alfie Brooks
Ah, you never know. Someday I might be in the ships myself.
Robert Vaughan
And if you are, it'll be through me.
Alfie Brooks
Ah, now that's what I like. A gentleman who comes right to the point.
Robert Vaughan
What's on your mind?
Alfie Brooks
Well, a bloke named Mike Waring was around to see me the other day. Yeah? Wanted to know.
Robert Vaughan
I can imagine what he wanted to know.
Alfie Brooks
I didn't tell him about Miss Draper. You see, I gave her my word.
Robert Vaughan
And naturally he wouldn't break it. Naturally.
Alfie Brooks
Unless, of course, there was conditions I got no control over. Like, well, if there was anky panky going on.
Robert Vaughan
What do you mean by anky panky?
Alfie Brooks
I suppose for the sake of argument, Miss Draper was a spy. Oh, not that I think she is.
Robert Vaughan
You understand? I understand.
Alfie Brooks
Oh, well, naturally, it would be my duty to tell what I know. I'm a patriot, I am.
Robert Vaughan
That's obvious.
Alfie Brooks
Of course, I'd hate to make trouble for Miss Draper.
Robert Vaughan
And there's no reason why I should if you're paid.
Alfie Brooks
Like I said before, Mr. Vaughan, I like a gent who don't beat around the bush.
Robert Vaughan
How much do you want?
Alfie Brooks
Suppose we say £500.
Robert Vaughan
How do I know this won't be the first of many such calls?
Alfie Brooks
Now I'm no pig, Mr. Vaughan. Ask anyone what knows Alfie Brooks, they'll tell you. He's a reasonable man.
Robert Vaughan
Well, that raises a problem. I don't have that much on me.
Inspector Heathcliff
That's all right.
Alfie Brooks
I trust you.
Robert Vaughan
You might be making a mistake.
Alfie Brooks
I don't think so. You see, I can always go back to Mr. Waring. Yeah, he's my insurance policy.
Robert Vaughan
Sort of. Lloyds of London, eh? Where do you live?
Alfie Brooks
13 Oakley Square. That's in Camden Town.
Robert Vaughan
I'll be by at 3:30 in the morning? Yes. I have a previous engagement.
Alfie Brooks
You won't fail me?
Robert Vaughan
Oh, don't worry, Brooks. Like you, my word is my bond.
Alfie Brooks
That's all I ask. Well, cheer o mate. Give my best to Ms. Strafford.
Robert Vaughan
I will.
Chris Draper
Well, was I imagining things?
Robert Vaughan
Apparently not.
Chris Draper
What are we going to do?
Robert Vaughan
Well, first I'm going to have a drink and meditate. My darling. Obviously I can't permit myself to be blackmailed. So there's only one solution. No, I'm afraid it's yes, darling. What do you think? I told Brooks I'd be there at 3:30.
Chris Draper
I have no idea.
Robert Vaughan
Well, that's the time I expect to be with your employer, Colonel Logan. Yes. Ironic, isn't it that the American military attache should be my alibi.
Chris Draper
But if you're going to be with.
Robert Vaughan
The Colonel, I can't take care of our Mr. Brooke.
Chris Draper
Then who will?
Robert Vaughan
You.
Chris Draper
You're crazy.
Robert Vaughan
What's the trouble, darling? Something wrong with my logic?
Chris Draper
Everything. You don't think I'm going to commit murder?
Robert Vaughan
Oh really, Chris. At times you show your bourgeois background.
Chris Draper
I've done a lot for you, Robert. But I won't kill anyone.
Robert Vaughan
Why not? Indirectly, my dear, you've been responsible for thousands of deaths.
Chris Draper
That's a lie.
Robert Vaughan
Did you ever think of the end results of all the work you've done for us? Those bits of paper you brought us ultimately meant the death of some American boy. No, Madonna, you've got to face the facts. You're a big girl now. Here we are.
Chris Draper
What's that?
Robert Vaughan
A memento I've been keeping for just such an occasion. It's a cufflink. You'll notice the initials.
Chris Draper
M.W.
Robert Vaughan
M.W. Didn't you say Mike Waring was in London?
Chris Draper
Yes.
Robert Vaughan
Well, after you take care of Mr. Brooks, you're to drop this near the body.
Chris Draper
I won't do it.
Robert Vaughan
And I say you will. As you drink, pets. I'd hate to be late for my appointment with Colonel Logan. So much depends on it.
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Mike Waring
I say, what you don't know will never hurt you. Try selling that to Alfie Brooks. He had no idea the little surprise party Robert Vaughan and Chris Draper were preparing for him. Meanwhile, I had a dinner date with Chris's boss, Colonel Logan, at the Savoy. I don't know if the fuel shortage had anything to do with it, but we ate by candlelight, so that made two more of us in the dark. Some more wine, Mike? Is that what it is? I couldn't tell in this light. I'm surprised at you, Mike. Don't you know there's nothing more romantic than eating by candlelight? Well, how can you expect me to be romantic with a colonel in the army? Now, if you were that blonde secretary of yours. Chris, forget it. She's spoken for. Just the same, I think I'll have to talk with her tomorrow. What for? Well, I've covered everybody else on your staff. It's time I got around to her. Wasting your time, soldier. You might as well suspect me. I don't think I haven't. That's what I like about you boys and intelligence. You wouldn't even trust your.
Robert Vaughan
You're.
Mike Waring
What's the trouble, Colonel? I don't know. Here, I'll get your doctor. No, no. But you're sick.
Robert Vaughan
No, it'll pass.
Mike Waring
I feel better already. Now, let me take you home. No, no, it's. It's nothing, Mike. Just a touch of indigestion. Just the same, I'm going to see you home. I'll have the way to call a cab. No, no, I've got a date. Well, let me keep it for you. I guarantee she won't be disappointed. No, but you will. It's a heat. Oh, yeah. Although you and Vaughan might hit it off at that.
Inspector Heathcliff
What?
Radio Announcer
Vaughan?
Mike Waring
Might that be, Robert? Is he in England? Don't Tell me you know him. I certainly do. I met him in Vienna two weeks ago. He's working for the Reds. He's what? Sure, he's a big shot in the party. I bet he's behind all these shenanigans. Mike, you've been seeing too many movies. Look, I tell you, Colonel. Tell me tomorrow. Vaughn and I have got a date to play chess. And if I'm going to keep it, I'll have to move. I'll be seeing you, fellow.
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Robert Vaughan
All right, Colonel. Your move.
Mike Waring
You're going to regret this one. Suppose I move my bishop here? I believe that's checkmate.
Robert Vaughan
Now, how the devil did I miss that? You're much too good, Colonel. I resign. How about another game? No, no.
Mike Waring
I promised my doctor I'd be in bed by one.
Robert Vaughan
But it can't be more than 12.
Mike Waring
If it isn't, someone better notify Big Ben. That's three striking now.
Alfie Brooks
Hmm.
Robert Vaughan
I can imagine where the time went. Would you like me to drive you home?
Mike Waring
No, no, don't bother. I'll get a cab.
Robert Vaughan
Oh, ridiculous. In my Nash Healy. It'll take us no time at all, really.
Mike Waring
Bon. I hate to put you in any trouble.
Robert Vaughan
Oh, forget it. Just let me get my coat.
Mike Waring
Well, I certainly appreciate that.
Robert Vaughan
My pleasure. I'll be right out. Operator, let me have Savoy 4112, please.
Chris Draper
Hello?
Robert Vaughan
That you, Chris?
Chris Draper
Yes.
Robert Vaughan
Robert here. Just wanted to know. Everything is proceeding according to plan, my dear. I'm leaving now with Colonel Logan. You have that cufflink I gave you?
Chris Draper
Yes.
Robert Vaughan
Good. I should be at the colonel's flat at 3:30. At which time you should be knocking on Mr. Brook's door. Listen, darling, I wish I had time to. But it might throw our schedule off. Good hunting, darling.
Alfie Brooks
Half a mil. I'll be right there.
Chris Draper
Hello, Brooks.
Mike Waring
What?
Alfie Brooks
Miss Draper?
Chris Draper
Mm.
Alfie Brooks
I was expecting Mr. Vaughan.
Chris Draper
He couldn't make it, so he sent me in his place.
Alfie Brooks
I don't like that, miss. It seems to me when you make an agreement, it couldn't be helped.
Chris Draper
Brooks. Now may I come in?
Alfie Brooks
All right.
Robert Vaughan
You got it?
Chris Draper
Yes, I've got it. Where's your wife?
Alfie Brooks
I sent her to her Mars. I knew Mr. Vaughan wouldn't want anyone around while we was conducting business.
Chris Draper
That was smart.
Alfie Brooks
You leave it to Brooks, miss. I'm a bloke who.
Chris Draper
You're a bloke who What?
Alfie Brooks
What's the idea of the gun?
Chris Draper
What's usually the idea?
Alfie Brooks
He mustn't joke with me.
Chris Draper
I'm not joking, Brooks.
Alfie Brooks
Look, we can forget about the money, can we?
Chris Draper
Sure.
Alfie Brooks
What do I want with £500? I wouldn't know what to do with it anyway.
Mike Waring
You tell me, sir. Born for me.
Alfie Brooks
Primrose.
Inspector Heathcliff
Will you phone the Yard and ask them to send over the lorry? I'll get it. Yes.
Mike Waring
I'd like to see Alfie Brooks, please.
Inspector Heathcliff
I think we can oblige you.
Mike Waring
Come in. Thanks.
Inspector Heathcliff
There he is.
Robert Vaughan
Oh.
Inspector Heathcliff
You care for a closer look?
Mike Waring
Yes, if you don't mind.
Inspector Heathcliff
I insist.
Mike Waring
It's not very pretty.
Inspector Heathcliff
What murder is. I. I don't believe I caught your name.
Mike Waring
It's Mike Waring.
Inspector Heathcliff
How are you? I'm Heathcliff.
Mike Waring
Heathcliff.
Inspector Heathcliff
Now, if you're going to make any bad jokes about Wuthering Heights, I'd rather you didn't. You chaps carry on, will you?
Robert Vaughan
I do.
Mike Waring
I take it Joe with the Yard.
Inspector Heathcliff
You take it correctly.
Mike Waring
Well, I'm with American Intelligence. If you'd like to see my credentials.
Inspector Heathcliff
I'd love to.
Mike Waring
There you are.
Robert Vaughan
Mm.
Inspector Heathcliff
Seems to be in order.
Mike Waring
If I can help in any way.
Inspector Heathcliff
Perhaps you can. Now, what do you make of this cufflink?
Mike Waring
Well, let's see it.
Inspector Heathcliff
Oh, I'd rather you didn't, old man. But the initials on it are MW.
Mike Waring
Well, it could stand for Mike Waring, couldn't it?
Inspector Heathcliff
Which merely proves how wrong I've been.
Mike Waring
I don't get you.
Inspector Heathcliff
Well, every time I read one of your American thrillers, I'm amused when the criminal's apprehended because he conveniently leaves behind a cufflink. But apparently, truth is stranger than fiction.
Mike Waring
This is Vaughan's work.
Inspector Heathcliff
I beg of 1.
Mike Waring
2 weeks ago in Vienna, I ran into a man named Robert Vaughan. He was in charge of Soviet security. He had an opportunity to go through my things.
Inspector Heathcliff
And it's your theory that he appropriated this cufflink at that time?
Mike Waring
Yes.
Inspector Heathcliff
Now, why should he do that?
Mike Waring
For just this purpose.
Inspector Heathcliff
Well, I'd say he was remarkably far sighted, wouldn't you?
Mike Waring
Look, Inspector, this isn't for publication. But there was a spy at work on Colonel Logan's staff.
Inspector Heathcliff
The deceased there, apparently. It hardly seems likely, old man. After all, Brooks was just a porter. He'd be in no position to know anything.
Mike Waring
Well, he must have known something. That's why Vaughan killed him.
Inspector Heathcliff
Still, it was your cufflink we found near the body.
Mike Waring
But can't you see it's a frame.
Inspector Heathcliff
I knew you were going to say that. Those American pictures aren't exaggerated.
Mike Waring
Oh, don't be a fool. If I kill Brooks, why would I come back here?
Inspector Heathcliff
Doesn't the killer always return to the scene of the crime? In your case, probably to retrieve the coupling.
Mike Waring
What's the use? When did he die?
Inspector Heathcliff
Half past three. What were you doing at that time?
Mike Waring
I was asleep.
Inspector Heathcliff
I'm afraid that isn't much of an alibi, old man.
Mike Waring
I'll give you eight to five that Vaughn's isn't any better.
Inspector Heathcliff
Those are excellent odds. I think I'll take you up on them. Primrose, be a good chap and get us a car, will you? We've got to settle a bet.
Robert Vaughan
Well, that's a very interesting tale, Inspector. So Mr. Waring believes I framed him, eh?
Mike Waring
I know you did, Vaughan. You're the only one who could have palmed that cufflink.
Robert Vaughan
And where did I have the opportunity?
Mike Waring
Two weeks ago in Vienna, at the Hotel Imperial.
Robert Vaughan
Oh, really, old man? You're not serious? Why should I kill this. This Brooks?
Inspector Heathcliff
Alfie Brooks?
Robert Vaughan
Thank you, Miss Waver.
Mike Waring
Why don't you say you didn't even know the man?
Robert Vaughan
I didn't.
Mike Waring
Oh, come off at Vaughan. He was working for you.
Robert Vaughan
Then why should I kill him?
Mike Waring
All right, maybe he wasn't.
Inspector Heathcliff
I do wish you'd make up your mind. Was he or wasn't he?
Mike Waring
Look, Inspector, suppose there was someone else in that office cooperating with Vaughan and Brooks discovered it. Then suppose he tried to blackmail Vaughan?
Robert Vaughan
You're doing an awful lot of supposing.
Mike Waring
Then why won't you tell us what you were doing at 3:30 last night?
Robert Vaughan
Because I hate to involve anyone.
Mike Waring
You're bluffing.
Robert Vaughan
I wouldn't advise you to call me.
Mike Waring
Well, I am the Inspector. And I have a side bet on your hand.
Robert Vaughan
Well, I've got a full house, old man. At 3:30 last night I was with Colonel Logan, the American attache.
Mike Waring
You're lying. I saw the colonel at 8.
Robert Vaughan
He told me so.
Mike Waring
But he never would have stayed up till 3.30. He wasn't feeling well.
Robert Vaughan
I know. I drove him to his flat. We got there at 4:15.
Mike Waring
Well, I don't get it.
Robert Vaughan
You will. Seems to me, Inspector, you mentioned something about a wager between yourself and Mr. Waring.
Alfie Brooks
Yes.
Inspector Heathcliff
He staked his life on the outcome of this call. I do hope he can afford the loss.
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Mike Waring
It does.
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Mike Waring
Well, I can't say I wasn't warned. Mama always told me not to gamble. And here I had staked my life that Robert Vaughan didn't have an alibi for the time of Brooks's murder. But there was one consolation. My luck had to change. I couldn't possibly lose two bets in a row like this.
Inspector Heathcliff
Well, what do you say, Waring? You satisfied now?
Mike Waring
No. He's lying, Inspector.
Robert Vaughan
Oh, really, old man?
Mike Waring
You couldn't possibly have been with Colonel Logan at 3:30.
Robert Vaughan
And suppose the Colonel bears out my story?
Mike Waring
Well, then there was some horsing around with watches.
Inspector Heathcliff
Horsing around? That's a new one. You mean jiggery poker?
Mike Waring
Yes, that's exactly what I mean. The Colonel wasn't wearing a watch, and Vaughan here probably doctored his own.
Robert Vaughan
Did I doctor Big Ben, too? The Colonel called the hour to my attention as Big Ben was striking three.
Mike Waring
Oh, no.
Inspector Heathcliff
You really seem to be putting your foot in it, Mr. Waring.
Mike Waring
Well, I tell you, his alibi is a phony.
Inspector Heathcliff
Well, in England we know a wonderful way to find out. Suppose we go over and see Colonel Logan. I suppose that's how you do it in America, too.
Chris Draper
Come in. Yes?
Inspector Heathcliff
I hate to disturb you, Miss, but I'm Inspector Heathcliff of Scotland Yard.
Chris Draper
Yes, we've been expecting you.
Mike Waring
Why should you?
Inspector Heathcliff
Oh, this is Mr. Waring and Mr. Vaughan.
Robert Vaughan
I've already had the pleasure. How are you, Ms. Draper?
Mike Waring
Colonel Logan in there?
Chris Draper
Yes, go on in.
Mike Waring
Oh. Oh.
Robert Vaughan
Come in, gentlemen.
Mike Waring
Say, what's going on?
Robert Vaughan
Sad, isn't it? I cautioned him. He just wouldn't listen.
Inspector Heathcliff
Who are you?
Robert Vaughan
Dr. Welburn. What's wrong with the colonel?
Mike Waring
Can't you see he's dead?
Robert Vaughan
That's impossible. Oh, no. Typical coronary they often go like that.
Mike Waring
You know, Late hours, overworking. Poor guy.
Inspector Heathcliff
I can assure you there was no pain.
Mike Waring
He never knew a thing. Well, kind of upsetting, isn't it, Vaughan? Hey, you claim the colonel was your alibi. He was. How are you going to prove it?
Robert Vaughan
That does create a problem. If you gentlemen will excuse me, I'll make the necessary arrangements.
Mike Waring
All right, Vaughan. What have you got to say for yourself now?
Robert Vaughan
Well, gentlemen, I'm afraid you leave me no choice. I didn't kill Brooks, but I know who did.
Mike Waring
Why didn't you say so before?
Robert Vaughan
Well, after all, I am a gentleman. And where a lady isn't, Vaughn?
Inspector Heathcliff
A lady?
Mike Waring
Christina Draper, the colonel's secretary?
Robert Vaughan
Yes, that's right. I've been seeing a good deal of the girl.
Mike Waring
Why should that make any difference?
Robert Vaughan
You might let me finish. I understand she's engaged to some chap in the States. Brooks apparently found out about it and attempted to blackmail her.
Mike Waring
I don't believe it.
Chris Draper
Thanks for the vote of confidence.
Robert Vaughan
Chris, darling.
Chris Draper
I guess it's true what they say about people who listen at keyholes. They never hear any good about themselves.
Robert Vaughan
I'm sorry, my pet, but you do understand.
Chris Draper
I'm not angry, Robert. I always knew you'd cut my throat someday. But you taught me a lot too. Like you said, my reaction to murder was distinctly middle class. Well, I'm over that.
Mike Waring
Now, listen, mister.
Chris Draper
Out of this.
Mike Waring
Put away that gun.
Chris Draper
This doesn't concern you. This is between Mr. Vaughan and myself.
Inspector Heathcliff
Right, Robert?
Robert Vaughan
You're being very melodramatic, Chris.
Chris Draper
What can you expect of a woman in love? You know, I do still love you.
Robert Vaughan
Oh, really, darling?
Chris Draper
I guess I will, as long as we both live. Which isn't saying very much. I'll be seeing you, honey.
Inspector Heathcliff
No.
Mike Waring
All right, angel, let's have that gun.
Chris Draper
Sure.
Mike Waring
How is he, Inspector?
Inspector Heathcliff
He isn't.
Mike Waring
He's dead.
Chris Draper
And that takes care of that. All right, fellas, let's.
Inspector Heathcliff
Kind of ironic, wasn't it?
Mike Waring
Worrying, huh?
Inspector Heathcliff
I mean, Vaughan's alibi turning on Colonel Logan. And the colonel dying of a heart attack before he could testify.
Mike Waring
Just proves you can't depend on anything these days. Too bad, too, because it was really a nice twist. While Vaughan is with the colonel, Chris killed Brooks.
Inspector Heathcliff
Pretty clever.
Mike Waring
Yeah. You gotta give the devil his due. He had it all planned. But the ending.
Inspector Heathcliff
Well, now that it's ended, I suppose you'll be going back to the States.
Mike Waring
And am I looking forward to seeing them again? When are you leaving? First plane out.
Inspector Heathcliff
I do wish you'd change your mind, I'd like to show you around the yard.
Mike Waring
No, thanks. I made up my mind. And once I do.
Alfie Brooks
Excuse me, sir. Does either of you gentlemen Mr. Michael Waring?
Mike Waring
Yeah.
Alfie Brooks
Here's a cable for you, sir.
Mike Waring
It's been forwarded from your hotel. Oh, thanks. Oh, no.
Inspector Heathcliff
Bad news.
Mike Waring
Listen. Glad you're enjoying your holiday. No use coming back to New York now. It's hot as blazes. People keeling over in the streets. Understand? They're doing the same in Italy. Only they never get up again. Proceed immediately to Rome and find out why. Loving kisses, Leon Brill.
Alfie Brooks
You're not going to take that?
Mike Waring
What do you think? If I ignore this, Brill can have me court martial and shot.
Inspector Heathcliff
And if you go to Rome, you might end up the same way.
Mike Waring
Yes. Ain't that a jolly prospect? Good night, Inspector.
Radio Announcer
The case of the running waters. The Case of the Running Waters. That's the title of next week's Adventure of the Falcon. When Mike Waring discovers that when in Rome, it's not always advisable to do as the Romans. Sometimes it can be murder. The Adventures of the Falcon are based on the famous character created by Drexel Drake. Produced and transcribed by Bernard L. Shubert, written by Eugene Wang and directed by Richard Lewis. Les Damon was starred as the Falcon, with Ann Burr as Chris. This program came to you from New York City. This is Fred Collins speaking.
Episode: The Falcon: The Case of the Babbling Brooks (07/06/1952)
Date: December 18, 2025
Host: Choice Classic Radio
This episode follows Mike Waring, a.k.a. the Falcon, in “The Case of the Babbling Brooks.” The radio drama—set in post-war London—unfolds a tale of espionage, romantic entanglements, double-crosses, and murder. Waring becomes entangled in a deadly web involving stolen military secrets, a cunning femme fatale, and a duplicitous adversary, culminating in a tension-filled showdown with tragic consequences.
“Someone committed murder there and I'm supposed to accept the defense? Yeah, he claims he knows nothing about it because at the time he was in a fog.”
— Mike Waring, [00:46]
“Let's not kid each other. I'm a traitor.”
— Chris Draper, [03:08]
“Suppose we say £500?”
— Alfie Brooks, [10:43]
“Well, let's see it... Well, it could stand for Mike Waring, couldn't it?”
— Mike Waring & Inspector Heathcliff, [20:00–20:06]
“At 3:30 last night I was with Colonel Logan, the American attache.”
— Robert Vaughan, [22:44]
“I'm not angry, Robert. I always knew you'd cut my throat someday. But you taught me a lot too... Well, I'm over that.”
— Chris Draper, [26:56]
“Kind of ironic, wasn't it?... Vaughan's alibi turning on Colonel Logan. And the colonel dying of a heart attack before he could testify.”
— Inspector Heathcliff, [28:01]
The tone is classic noir—cynical, world-weary, with sharp banter and deep moral ambiguity. The episode flows through suspense, irony, and a touch of melancholy as the darker realities of espionage consume all involved.
This taut episode of The Falcon delivers a full complement of post-war intrigue: betrayals, tragic downfalls, red herrings, and the cold calculus of espionage. With clever plotting and memorable performances, it’s a standout entry from the Golden Age of Radio’s detective canon.
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