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Narrator
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Mike Waring
Hello? Yes, this is the Falkland speaking. Oh, Twilight. I'm glad you called. I'll have to have a rain check. Ain't home. Army intelligence is flying me to Athens, Greece. Yeah, Seems some boy over there is proud of his marksmanship. And they figure I'll give him something to shoot at.
Narrator
Once again, the National Broadcasting Company brings you the transcribed Adventures of the Falcon starring Les Damon. The Adventures of the Falcon Dedicated to private investigators everywhere. Those hard hitting detectives who like Mike Waring, risk their lives to aid law enforcement agencies. So join him now when the Falcon solves the case of the gorgeous Greek.
Mike Waring
The boy who first gave out with the line appearances can be deceiving. Had something there as a case in point. I'd like you to meet Theodorus Gunnario. Monsieur Gonario is a chubby little character who just walked into the Cafe Olympia in ath. To look at him as he makes his way to a table in the corner, you'd think here was a man who wouldn't hurt a fly.
Nicholas Venizelos
And you'd be right.
Mike Waring
Which puts the local flies away ahead of his fellow men.
Theodorus Gunario
Ah, Nicholas, my good friend. It's great pleasure for to see you.
Nicholas Venizelos
Unfortunately, I can't say the same. You know this isn't wise, Genario.
Mike Waring
Suppose the police see us together.
Theodorus Gunario
So, who else knows? Nicholas Venizelos is number one man in Communist party in all Greece.
Nicholas Venizelos
A position you obviously feel much better qualified to hold.
Theodorus Gunario
You are wrong, Nicholas. I think you are best meant for job. I once tell Comrade Molotov, if it can help the party, Nicholas Venizelus would cut off his hand up to here.
Nicholas Venizelos
Never mind. Canalio. Did you see Iris Richards?
Theodorus Gunario
Oh, yes, we have a very nice thought.
Nicholas Venizelos
She knows why she was brought to Athens, of course.
Theodorus Gunario
Forced to become good friends with General Giuliani.
Nicholas Venizelos
Well, our Bulgarian comrades would like to know why they weren't advised that Greece would defend the island of Gama from their attack.
Theodorus Gunario
They find out different, huh?
Nicholas Venizelos
The situation seems to afford you some amusement.
Theodorus Gunario
Well, after all, I am Greek. So am I. Oh, it's different for you, Nicholas. Your whole family is living in England for a long time.
Nicholas Venizelos
I'm still a Greek. But I'm a communist first. Why didn't Iris inform us of General Dignani's plans?
Theodorus Gunario
How did she know when she has not seen him?
Mike Waring
Why not?
Nicholas Venizelos
He was Interested in us, yes.
Theodorus Gunario
But she's not interested in him. What? You must not be too hard on girl, Nicholas. But she is in love.
Nicholas Venizelos
That isn't funny, Canarion.
Theodorus Gunario
No, it's very sad. But love is feeling very difficult to control.
Nicholas Venizelos
She is to give up this man at once.
Theodorus Gunario
I say this to her, but she finds it very hard.
Nicholas Venizelos
Well, if Comrade Richards hasn't enough self discipline to give him up, we'll have to do it for her. Get rid of him.
Theodorus Gunario
Get rid of him.
Nicholas Venizelos
You seem to take a strange delight in misunderstanding Meganario.
Theodorus Gunario
You don't understand, Nicholas. To get rid of this young man is very difficult problem. This is not boy. We can drop in Mediterranean and nobody will ask questions.
Nicholas Venizelos
I don't care who he is. I want it done.
Theodorus Gunario
Then maybe you do it yourself. You have best chance.
Nicholas Venizelos
What are you talking about?
Theodorus Gunario
This young fellow Iris fall in love with your brother. Torch.
Mike Waring
What?
Theodorus Gunario
Oh, she's real crazy for him, Nicholas.
Nicholas Venizelos
You're lying.
Theodorus Gunario
It's easy enough to find out. Why don't you ask Iris?
Mike Waring
I will.
Theodorus Gunario
Oh, I'm so happy.
Mike Waring
Imagine.
Theodorus Gunario
Five years I know you and this is first idea you take from Gonario. Maybe someday I give you some more.
Iris Richards
Just a second.
Mike Waring
Iris Richards?
Iris Richards
That's right.
Nicholas Venizelos
I wonder if you could spare me a few minutes.
Mike Waring
I'm Nicholas Vanessalos.
Nicholas Venizelos
Oh, obviously you're familiar with the name.
Iris Richards
Obviously. Come in.
Nicholas Venizelos
Thank you.
Mike Waring
Very lovely.
Nicholas Venizelos
Sweet.
Iris Richards
I like it. All right, Mr. Venizelos, let's get on with it.
Nicholas Venizelos
Pardon?
Iris Richards
You came here for a reason.
Nicholas Venizelos
Naturally. I understand you're in love with my brother George.
Iris Richards
Where do you understand that from?
Nicholas Venizelos
The usual reliable source. Have I been misinformed?
Iris Richards
No.
Nicholas Venizelos
You care a great deal for him.
Iris Richards
More than anything else in the world.
Nicholas Venizelos
You know, oddly enough, I believe you.
Iris Richards
I'm overwhelmed.
Nicholas Venizelos
I'd like to tell you a little about our family.
Mike Waring
Don't bother.
Iris Richards
George has already briefed me. Why don't you leave him alone?
Nicholas Venizelos
You must understand, Iris. My brother is very young.
Iris Richards
He's 29.
Nicholas Venizelos
He's still a child in many ways.
Iris Richards
Maybe that's because you never gave him a chance to grow up.
Nicholas Venizelos
Perhaps I should explain. I'm very fond of George.
Iris Richards
And he hates you.
Nicholas Venizelos
That's not true.
Iris Richards
You better Open your eyes, Mr. Venizelos. He can't stand you. You've interfered with everything in his life.
Mike Waring
Someone had to.
Nicholas Venizelos
This situation proves it.
Iris Richards
Meaning I'm not good enough for him?
Nicholas Venizelos
If you prefer to believe that, that's your privilege. But I order you to give him up.
Mike Waring
You order me yes.
Iris Richards
Oh, you've got the wrong girl.
Nicholas Venizelos
On the contrary, I've got the right one. Does George know you're a common form agent?
Iris Richards
What?
Nicholas Venizelos
That you're in Greece on Party business? Yep.
Iris Richards
You're crazy.
Nicholas Venizelos
Your contact here is Theodora's Ganario.
Iris Richards
Why, you. You're a comrade yourself.
Nicholas Venizelos
My Party card bears the name of Paul Papalus.
Mike Waring
You're.
Iris Richards
You're Papalos?
Nicholas Venizelos
Yes.
Iris Richards
Oh, but I had no idea.
Nicholas Venizelos
Naturally, Gunario is the only one in Greece who knows. The party is outlawed here.
Iris Richards
Please, comrade, may I say something? No, but I'd like to explain.
Nicholas Venizelos
You couldn't possibly. You were sent here on an important mission. To date, you have betrayed that trust. I feel my brother is responsible. You are never to see him again. Is that understood? I ask you something, Iris.
Iris Richards
What can I tell him?
Nicholas Venizelos
That you were just using him to pass the time of day?
Iris Richards
No. No, I. I can't do it.
Nicholas Venizelos
And I say you will. Good day, comrade. I know I can depend on you to fulfill your obligations.
George Venizelos
I guess we better start looking for a parking place.
Mike Waring
Iris.
Iris Richards
What?
George Venizelos
Well, I'd love to drive you right into the Acropolis, but unfortunately the road hasn't been paved since 500 B.C. shall we get out?
Iris Richards
Wait a minute, George. There's something I want to tell you.
George Venizelos
Now, darling, I'm sure it's not that serious.
Iris Richards
Yes, it is. I'm not seeing you anymore. I'm not clowning, George.
George Venizelos
All right, dear. I give up. What's the joke?
Iris Richards
It's no joke.
George Venizelos
But you couldn't possibly mean that.
Iris Richards
Couldn't I?
George Venizelos
No. You're in love with me.
Iris Richards
Well, of all the conceited, egotistical males. What have you got that makes you think you're so special?
George Venizelos
I never claimed I was.
Iris Richards
No, but your attitude shows it. Sure, you may be hot stuff here in Greece, but I come from a big country, honey. Guys like you are a dime a dozen on every street corner.
George Venizelos
You don't mean that, Iris.
Iris Richards
You want to bet? But you told me I never had it so good. You didn't believe me, did you?
George Venizelos
Yes, I did.
Iris Richards
You poor SAP. I guess your brother was right.
George Venizelos
My brother?
Mike Waring
Well.
Iris Richards
Well, didn't you tell me that he said you needed a nursemaid?
George Venizelos
Has Nicholas been up to see you?
Iris Richards
No.
George Venizelos
You're lying.
Iris Richards
All right, so I am. Yeah. Yeah, he was up to see me.
George Venizelos
What did he say?
Iris Richards
Well, it wasn't what he said, sweetie. It was what he did. He gave me a cheque for 20,000 drachmas.
George Venizelos
You didn't take it.
Iris Richards
Now, baby, be Reasonable. A girl's got to look out for herself.
George Venizelos
You can't mean that, Iris.
Iris Richards
For heaven's sake. What does it take to convince you? Maybe I should have made a tape recording of the dialogue. Get this and get it straight, Mr. Venizelas. You never meant a thing. In my young life. You couldn't possibly. And stop irising me. I know my name. I've had it long enough.
Mike Waring
Now will you.
Iris Richards
Will you take me back to the hotel?
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Oh, good evening, Mr. George.
Mike Waring
Good evening, Paul.
George Venizelos
Is my brother Helm?
Nicholas Venizelos
No sir.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
He went out right after dinner.
George Venizelos
Have you any idea where I can find him?
Mike Waring
I'm afraid not, sir.
George Venizelos
Well, did he say anything about or shall I. No, no. Island.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Hello.
Mike Waring
Hello.
Theodorus Gunario
Is this Venus? Yes, this is Gunario. How are you, my friend?
Nicholas Venizelos
Who?
Theodorus Gunario
Theodores Gunario.
George Venizelos
Oh, well, you have.
Theodorus Gunario
I just see Comrad.
Mike Waring
Iris.
Theodorus Gunario
I understand. Everything is work out fine.
George Venizelos
What did you say? What's the matter? You can't talk now? No, no. Just a moment.
Mike Waring
Paul. Yes, Mr. George?
George Venizelos
Would you mind leaving me alone?
Mike Waring
Not at all, sir. Thank you.
George Venizelos
I'm sorry, Gunnario.
Nicholas Venizelos
What were you saying?
Mike Waring
It's not too important.
Theodorus Gunario
I just called to congratulate you. I see now Moscow is right.
George Venizelos
Moscow?
Theodorus Gunario
When they make you head of party in Greece instead of me.
George Venizelos
Head of the party?
Theodorus Gunario
What's the matter, Nicholas? You don't seem to understand me.
Nicholas Venizelos
It's.
George Venizelos
It's just that I've been asleep and I'm still rather groggy.
Theodorus Gunario
Oh, I'm sorry. It's better I don't call.
George Venizelos
Huh? Oh, I'd. I'd never forgive myself if I missed this. Now if you'll excuse me, Gunnario, I'll hang up. I've got one or two calls of my own I'd like to make.
Narrator
Hello.
George Venizelos
Have I the pleasure of speaking with Mr. Michael Waring?
Mike Waring
If that's your idea of pleasure. Who is this?
George Venizelos
I'm afraid my name won't mean much to you. It's George Venizelos.
Mike Waring
George Venizelus?
George Venizelos
Yes. Your embassy suggested I get in touch with you.
Mike Waring
What can I do for you?
George Venizelos
I believe the shoe is on the other foot. I'd like to do something for you. You're aware that the Communist Party is outlawed in Greece?
Mike Waring
Yes.
George Venizelos
Well, suppose I told you that the number one man is right here in Athens. What would you say to that?
Mike Waring
Well, the first thing I'd say is what's his name?
George Venizelos
I take it then you're interested?
Mike Waring
Interested is hardly the word.
George Venizelos
Well, I live at 14 tricoopes.
Mike Waring
Tricoopes that's the street right near the monument to Byron, isn't it?
George Venizelos
That's the one. Can I expect you at 10?
Mike Waring
You wouldn't want to make it earlier.
George Venizelos
Try to be patient, Mr. Wedding. After all, you chaps have been looking for this fellow for years. A few hours more or less shouldn't matter. I'll see you at 10.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Mr.
George Venizelos
Wedding?
Mike Waring
That's right.
George Venizelos
In just a moment.
Mike Waring
Come in.
George Venizelos
I'm George Venizelos.
Mike Waring
I figured as much.
George Venizelos
Then may I take your coat?
Mike Waring
Don't bother. I don't think I'll be staying long.
Nicholas Venizelos
Cigarette?
Mike Waring
I'll stick to my own brand, if you don't mind.
Nicholas Venizelos
Thanks.
George Venizelos
Funny, you look nothing like I had imagined.
Mike Waring
Does anybody?
George Venizelos
Well, I only meant. When I was in the States some years back, I heard a great deal about the Falcon. I rather fancied he'd be tall and lean.
Mike Waring
Maybe I'm not the Falcon. Then what? That's right. I'm not Mike Waring.
George Venizelos
Then who are you?
Mike Waring
Eddie Welch.
George Venizelos
Eddie Welch?
Mike Waring
Did Waring send me? Perish forbidden I'm here strictly on my own. Let this be a lesson to you, Georgie. Next time you make a phone call, make sure it don't go through a hotel switchboard. It's like a radio show. You never can tell who's listening.
Narrator
On the highway, speed is the number one killer. It takes more than half of the lives lost in traffic accidents in many states. Last year, speeding drivers caused 15,000 deaths in the United States. That year, more than 500,000 persons were injured in automobile accidents blamed on excessive speed. That's the bloody price tag on too much speed. The cost that you may pay sooner or later. For a few minutes saved by speeding. Slow down for safety's sake. And remember, drive as though your life depends on it.
Theodorus Gunario
It does.
Narrator
Now back to the Adventures of the Falcon.
Mike Waring
Well, that's the way it goes sometimes. And apparently this wasn't Georgie's day. It may have started badly enough when Iris gave him the air. But Eddie Welch sure ended it for him with a bang. I knew none of this when I got out of the cab in front of 14 Trikoopas. I never even noticed the official looking car parked at the curb. I guess I was asleep. But the boy who answered the door certainly opened my eyes.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Yes, please.
Mike Waring
I'm looking for George Venizelas.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
On your name.
Mike Waring
Mike Waring.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
I'll be so good as to enter.
Mike Waring
Maybe I better not.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Pardon?
Mike Waring
Well, I learned a long time ago when I'm greeted by a man in a Blue coat and brass buttons with a better. I should have stood in bed.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Permit me to introduce myself. I am Emmanuel Kumandores, Lieutenant in His Majesty's Police.
Mike Waring
I was afraid of that.
Nicholas Venizelos
Now, where do we go?
Mike Waring
Right here. Uh.
Nicholas Venizelos
Oh.
Mike Waring
Is that George Venizelas?
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
You did not know him?
Mike Waring
Only as a voice on the phone. May I?
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Allow me. Or Stratos.
Mike Waring
Yes, sir.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Take three men on interview. Deneble.
Mike Waring
Yes, Lieutenant. All right.
Nicholas Venizelos
You, you, you.
Mike Waring
Come with me.
George Venizelos
Well?
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Thin enough?
Mike Waring
Too much. Apparently. He knew what he was talking about. Pardon? He called me a couple of hours ago at my hotel. The American Embassy had referred him to me.
George Venizelos
Why?
Mike Waring
He claimed he knew the identity of the number one boy in the communist underground here.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
That's ridiculous.
Mike Waring
Someone was real anxious to shut him up. Did he have any family?
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Just a brother.
Mike Waring
What's his name?
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Nicholas Van Zelos.
Mike Waring
Think I could talk to him?
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
I do not imagine it would do any good.
Mike Waring
Still, you never know unless you try. I'll be seeing you, Lieutenant. I wish there was some way I could help Mr. Waring.
Nicholas Venizelos
But I'm afraid there isn't much I can tell you.
Mike Waring
You never know. Mr. Venizelos, was your brother a communist? What? Well, he claimed he knew the identity of the head man in the party here.
Nicholas Venizelos
It must have been George's idea of a joke. Believe me, he took absolutely no interest in politics.
Mike Waring
Then what do you think was the motive for his murder?
Nicholas Venizelos
Robbery.
Mike Waring
According to the police, there wasn't a thing taken from his apartment.
Nicholas Venizelos
Perhaps the burglar was frightened off.
Mike Waring
That's a possibility, but let's look at another. How did you two get along?
Nicholas Venizelos
You know, I'd be within my rights to say it's none of your business. But somehow I've got a great deal of confidence in you.
Mike Waring
No, I appreciate that.
Nicholas Venizelos
George and I never got along too well. I suppose it was all my fault. I insisted on treating him as a.
Mike Waring
Child, and naturally he resented it.
George Venizelos
Naturally.
Nicholas Venizelos
I never realized how much until recently.
Mike Waring
How did you find out?
Nicholas Venizelos
Through a mutual acquaintance.
Mike Waring
Iris Richards.
Nicholas Venizelos
Where did you learn about her?
Mike Waring
To Lieutenant Komandoris. You think she might know anything about his murder?
Nicholas Venizelos
Of course not.
Mike Waring
Still, I think we ought to have a talk.
Nicholas Venizelos
I'd rather you didn't, old man.
Mike Waring
You and your brother weren't rivals for her affections?
Nicholas Venizelos
Don't be ridiculous.
Mike Waring
Why do you object to my seeing her?
Nicholas Venizelos
Because there's nothing to be gained by it.
Mike Waring
You never can tell.
Nicholas Venizelos
Nevertheless, I forbid you to see her.
Mike Waring
You forbid me? Yes. You sound like you're Used to giving orders, I am. What happens when they're not obeyed?
Nicholas Venizelos
That's a very good question, Waring. And if you insist on seeing Iris, you'll have the opportunity of finding the answer for yourself. I rather doubt whether you'll enjoy making the discovery.
Iris Richards
Yes?
Mike Waring
Hello, Ms. Richards.
Iris Richards
Who are you?
Mike Waring
A fellow American.
Iris Richards
Oh. And you think this is old home week?
Mike Waring
Well, I had hopes.
Iris Richards
Sorry, I'm busy.
Mike Waring
The name is Waring. Mike Waring.
Iris Richards
Mm. I'm still busy.
Mike Waring
I'm a friend of George Venizelas.
Iris Richards
Oh. Well, if. If George sent you over to plead his case, he's wasting his time.
Mike Waring
Mm.
Iris Richards
Well, isn't that.
Narrator
Oh, yeah.
Mike Waring
Yeah, sure. So, may I come in?
Iris Richards
It won't do you any good.
Mike Waring
Won't do me any harm either.
Iris Richards
Um. How. How is George?
Mike Waring
Not so hot.
Iris Richards
He'll get over it.
Mike Waring
I kind of doubt that. Iris. You never get over his kind of trouble.
Iris Richards
He's a fool. He'll find a million other girls.
Mike Waring
Not George.
Iris Richards
Sure he will. He's just a kid.
Mike Waring
You sound like his brother Nicholas now.
Iris Richards
Well, it's what he is.
Mike Waring
Something tells me you were in love with the boy.
Iris Richards
Don't make me laugh.
Mike Waring
Why'd you see so much of him?
Iris Richards
Well, a girl's gotta have something to do in a place like this.
Mike Waring
Then he meant nothing to you?
Iris Richards
Not a single solitary thing.
Mike Waring
Well, then you won't be interested in the fact that he was murdered. What?
Iris Richards
What did you say?
Mike Waring
Yeah. He was shot to death last night at a quarter to 10.
Iris Richards
You're lying.
Mike Waring
I'm sorry, angel.
Iris Richards
Where is he? Where is he? I've got to see him.
Mike Waring
I thought he didn't mean anything to you.
Iris Richards
He didn't.
Mike Waring
You were crazy about him.
Iris Richards
No. No.
Mike Waring
Why did you give him up?
Iris Richards
Because I couldn't stand him.
Mike Waring
Why did you give him up, Iris? Did Nicholas have anything to do with it?
Iris Richards
How many times must I tell you? He didn't mean a thing to me. Not a thing. Now, will you get out of here and leave me alone.
Mike Waring
At the moment?
Theodorus Gunario
Ah, Nicholas, my good friend.
Nicholas Venizelos
What are you doing here, Genario?
Theodorus Gunario
I just hear about your brother is making me for to be very unhappy.
Nicholas Venizelos
Come in.
Theodorus Gunario
Thank you. I cannot tell you what is in my heart, Nicholas. I know how you feel about Georgie. Who do you think do such an awful thing?
Nicholas Venizelos
I wish I knew.
Theodorus Gunario
Maybe that fellow Michael Waring.
Nicholas Venizelos
Find out who told you about wedding.
Theodorus Gunario
Oh, he's little. I don't know. He was up to see Iris.
Nicholas Venizelos
She tell him anything?
Theodorus Gunario
Not Comrade Richards. She feel about party like you do? It's like I tell you on the phone yesterday.
Nicholas Venizelos
You told me on the phone.
Theodorus Gunario
Sure. When I speak to you around 7, 8 o'.
Mike Waring
Clock.
Nicholas Venizelos
Where did you call me?
Theodorus Gunario
Here.
Nicholas Venizelos
I wasn't even home at the time.
Theodorus Gunario
It's impossible. The fellow I talked to have exactly the same exit.
Nicholas Venizelos
Go on, Ganario.
Theodorus Gunario
I must have made a mistake.
Nicholas Venizelos
You certainly did. You spoke to George? What did you tell him?
Theodorus Gunario
Well, nothing, Nicholas. I just ask how you feel. How is business?
Nicholas Venizelos
You're lying. You must have mentioned something about the party.
Theodorus Gunario
No. Nicholas.
Nicholas Venizelos
You stupid blundering fool.
Theodorus Gunario
You should never do this to Gunario. I forgive you because you are upset.
Nicholas Venizelos
Get out.
Theodorus Gunario
Sure. Nicholas, I know I have been great disappointment to you. But maybe I can make up for it. You see if I don't gonna.
Narrator
Yeah.
Mike Waring
Hello, Waring. Do I know you? Well if you don't, it's not my fault. I'm Eddie Welch. Eddie Welch? Oh, sure. Would you like to come in? Try and keep me out. I assume that gun is loaded? Uh huh. Then I wouldn't dare. It does flop anywhere. That sofa is pretty good. Thanks. And suppose you sit right here where I can keep an eye on you. Anything to oblige an old friend. So you're Eddie Welch. Hit register? Yeah, very definitely. You're a trigger man for the cp. What are you doing in Athens? I'm crazy about ruins. I thought you made your own. Yeah, it's pretty good.
Nicholas Venizelos
Not very.
Mike Waring
Did you take care of George Venizelus? What do you think? I think yes. What bothers me is who gave you your orders. Tell you what I'll do, Eddie. Make your deal. You'll make me a deal? Well, occasionally you have to bargain with rats. Why? You know. Good. What's the matter?
Iris Richards
Nothing.
Narrator
You're sick.
Mike Waring
Get back. I just want to help you. He said get back.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
You what?
Mike Waring
Come on, drop it. Drop it.
Narrator
I'll break your arm.
Mike Waring
I mean it, Eddie. All right now. Who sent you around here?
Nicholas Venizelos
Get a doctor.
Mike Waring
Who sent you around? Eddie, please. Please get me a doc. I'm on fire.
Theodorus Gunario
Sure.
Mike Waring
You've been poisoned. The dirty Laos.
Theodorus Gunario
Who did it?
Mike Waring
Eddie? Come on. You want to get even, don't you? No. Good. Dirty Eddie. Eddie. Hello? Operator. There's a dead body in my room. I'd like it removed. Maybe room service can help me out.
Narrator
Most of us are looking forward to the Labor Day weekend and planning to spend it out of town. And that's fine for most of us. But we should always keep in mind that these long weekend holidays are often tragic Times for some of us who start out gaily to enjoy them. More than 1300American families will lose one or more of their loved ones in accidents on the highways at all times, and particularly on long holiday weekends. Drive as though your life depends on it. It does. Now, back to the Adventures of the Falcon.
Mike Waring
Well, I guess it only goes to prove. You can't believe the ads here. The Hotel Olympia boasted of their deluxe service. Yet when Eddie Welch keeled over in my room and I buzzed the operator for room service, it was 20 minutes before someone knocked on my door. And when I opened it, there stood Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandoras. Naturally, I was disappointed.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Ah, Mr. Waring. We meet again.
Mike Waring
I don't blame Lieutenant.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
The gentleman is a friend of yours?
Theodorus Gunario
Him?
Mike Waring
Heaven forbid. That's Eddie Welch.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
What was he doing here?
Mike Waring
Well, I've got an unpleasant idea. He came over to give me a treatment.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
A treatment?
Mike Waring
The same kind he gave George Venizelas.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
You feel he was responsible for the murder?
Mike Waring
He practically admitted it to me.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Why should he?
Mike Waring
Because he figured he had nothing to lose. He was going to put me away, too.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
And what happened?
Mike Waring
He didn't watch his diet. He was poisoned.
Theodorus Gunario
Ridiculous.
Mike Waring
Just turn him over and take a sniff. Need any help?
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
No, I can't manage.
Mike Waring
Thank you.
Nicholas Venizelos
Strychnine.
Mike Waring
That's what it is.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
I do not understand.
Mike Waring
Well, my guess is that the same party who ordered him to kill George Venizelas hated loose ends. So Eddie was sent around to take care of me.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Then why was he poisoned?
Mike Waring
Because Eddie himself was a loose end. I guess his boss hoped that he would get to me before the strychnine took effect. Lucky for me, his timing was off.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
But why was George murdered?
Mike Waring
Well, I hate to use the phrase, Lieutenant, but it fits. It was all a communist plot.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
You know who was responsible?
Mike Waring
I've got a pretty good idea. But in fairness to all concerned, I feel his brother Nicholas should be the first to know. I hope he appreciates the honor.
Iris Richards
Hello, Nicholas.
Mike Waring
Ms. Richards.
Iris Richards
It was Comrade Iris the last time we met.
Nicholas Venizelos
What are you doing here?
Iris Richards
I wanted to see you.
Nicholas Venizelos
That was most unwise.
Iris Richards
I thought the situation warranted it. Is Comrade Gunnario here?
Nicholas Venizelos
Should he be?
Iris Richards
Mm. I took the liberty of telling him you wanted to see him. Sit down.
Nicholas Venizelos
Do you know what you're doing?
Iris Richards
Yeah. Isn't that a switch? I'm giving the orders now. It's funny what a little gun can do for your morale.
Nicholas Venizelos
You regret this, comrade. I can assure you that the proper authorities are.
Iris Richards
Oh, please don't threaten Me, with discipline. I've had all of that. I can stand for eight years. Every minute of my time belonged to the party. For eight years I did everything they told me without questioning. They were going to make a better world. Well, just between us girls, comrade, I haven't seen one soul they ever helped. But it took your brother's murder to open my eyes. The poor kid. Nep. Oh, I guess that's Comrade Gunario.
Nicholas Venizelos
Shall I?
Iris Richards
By all means. We couldn't possibly proceed without him.
Mike Waring
Just a moment. Hello, Nicholas.
Nicholas Venizelos
Mr.
Mike Waring
Wedding. I think you know, Lieutenant. Well, if it isn't Iris Richards.
Iris Richards
That's who it is.
Mike Waring
That wouldn't be a gun you're holding. Wouldn't it? Yeah, I guess it would. Better put it away, Angel. This man is a police lieutenant.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
I must warn you. You, young lady, don't bother.
Iris Richards
Just sit down over there.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Really, miss.
Iris Richards
Go on, all of you.
Mike Waring
Now, if you're gonna behave like this, Iris, I'm not gonna let you in on my surprise.
Iris Richards
What are you talking about?
Mike Waring
I know the motive for George's murder. What? Well, accidentally, George learned who was head of the local communist setup in Greece.
Iris Richards
I could have told you that.
Mike Waring
Yes, but you wouldn't. It's brother Nick here, isn't it?
Iris Richards
Yes.
Mike Waring
Really, my dear, you're being most absurd.
Iris Richards
No one else could have made me give up George.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
But even granting all this, you still.
Mike Waring
Would like to know who killed his brother.
Narrator
Yes, he did.
Nicholas Venizelos
Really, old man.
Iris Richards
Just stay where you are, Nicholas. Go on, Waring.
Mike Waring
Nick here was completely dedicated to the party. It came first, last and all the time. Naturally, when George threatened to end his use to the common form by exposing.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Him, he had him killed.
Mike Waring
That's right.
Nicholas Venizelos
You certainly don't believe this, Lieutenant.
Iris Richards
I don't know about him, but I do.
Mike Waring
No, Iris. Well, he is dead.
Iris Richards
Anybody want to buy a second hand Colt automatic? I'll let it go real cheap.
Mike Waring
I'll take it.
Iris Richards
Sold to the man on my right. All right, fellas, let's go. I think I took care of everything else.
Mike Waring
Ah.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Some more wine, Michael?
Mike Waring
I never could say no.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
You know, I am completely mystified.
Mike Waring
I don't see why, Lieutenant.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Well, Nicholas and George were brothers.
Mike Waring
So were Cain and Abel.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
Ah, yes, but there was a difference here. Nicholas was very fond of George. He did everything he possibly could for him.
Mike Waring
Oh, sure. But his first love was the Communist party. And anything that threatened it was his enemy. So when it came to a showdown between his brother and the party, George didn't have a chance.
Lieutenant Emmanuel Kumandores
I see.
Mike Waring
Well, I guess it proves one thing. Romancing a woman can sometimes lead to trouble. But having an affair with the Communist Party is just asking for murder. Good night, Lieutenant.
Narrator
The Case of the Silent Butler. The Case of the Silent Butler. That's the title of next week's Adventure of the Falcon. When Mike Waring learns that a perfect servant arrives, the house can still be a deadhead outdoors. The Adventures of the Falcon are based on the famous character created by Drexel Drake, produced and transcribed by Bernard L. Shubert, written by Eugene Wang and directed by Richard Lewis. Les Damon was starred as the Falcon, with Anne Burr as Iris. This program came from New York. Fred Collins speaking.
Mike Waring
Sam.
Podcast: Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Host: Choice Classic Radio
Episode: The Falcon - The Case of the Gorgeous Greek
Original Air Date: August 17, 1952
Summary by: Podcast Summarizer
This episode of The Falcon delivers an intricate tale of espionage, betrayal, and murder, set in postwar Greece. Private detective Mike Waring, a.k.a. "The Falcon," is drawn into a web of Communist intrigue involving love, divided loyalties, and cold-blooded murder. The story explores the tension between personal affection and political allegiance, ultimately revealing how commitment to a cause can destroy even the closest familial bonds.
On Appearances:
"The boy who first gave out with the line ‘appearances can be deceiving’ had something there—as a case in point."
—Mike Waring (01:12)
On Love vs. Duty:
"She is to give up this man at once."
—Nicholas Venizelos (03:03)
"You order me? ... Oh, you've got the wrong girl."
—Iris Richards (05:55)
Betrayal Realized:
"Suppose I told you that the number one man is right here in Athens. What would you say to that?"
—George Venizelos to Mike Waring (11:21)
On Murder and Ideology:
"His first love was the Communist party. And anything that threatened it was his enemy."
—Mike Waring (28:27)
Final Reflection:
"Romancing a woman can sometimes lead to trouble. But having an affair with the Communist Party is just asking for murder."
—Mike Waring (28:38)
The episode features snappy noir dialogue, dark humor, and stoic narration. Waring’s cynical, wisecracking style is counterbalanced by the earnest, sometimes melodramatic pleas of other characters, particularly Iris and Nicholas. Many lines are delivered with a combination of world-weariness and sardonic wit, typical of hardboiled detective fiction from radio’s Golden Age.
Those seeking a classic blend of espionage, tragedy, and hard-edged detective wit will find “The Case of the Gorgeous Greek” a compelling snapshot of postwar anxieties in radio drama form.