The Falcon: The Case of the Cautious Cousin 07/18/1951

Summary

Summary of "The Falcon: The Case of the Cautious Cousin"

Episode Title: The Falcon: The Case of the Cautious Cousin
Original Air Date: July 18, 1951
Release Date: July 24, 2025
Host/Author: Choice Classic Radio
Description: Join the iconic detective, The Falcon, as he navigates a tangled web of family deceit and murder in this thrilling episode.

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Introduction

In "The Falcon: The Case of the Cautious Cousin," listeners are plunged into a suspense-filled narrative set in New York City, where family secrets and greed intertwine leading to attempted murder and the tragic death of a wealthy industrialist, Uncle George Sherman. The episode masterfully blends classic detective storytelling with sharp dialogue and unexpected twists, showcasing The Falcon's (Mike Waring) prowess in unraveling intricate cases.

Main Characters

• Mike Waring / The Falcon: The suave and resourceful private detective assigned to unravel the mystery surrounding the Sherman family.
• Brian Sherman: One of the heirs to Uncle George's estate, harboring ulterior motives and involved in nefarious plans.
• Ernest Sherman: Brian's cousin and fellow heir, seemingly cautious but hiding deeper secrets.
• Ruth Sherman: Brian's wife, caught in the turbulent events unfolding within the family.
• Sergeant Corbett: A police sergeant working alongside The Falcon to solve the case.

Plot Summary

Setting the Scene

The episode opens in a Sherman family apartment where Brian Sherman reveals a bottle containing a clear liquid to his wife, Claire, insinuating it is a potent poison capable of killing multiple people without detection (02:47). Brian explains his meticulous plan to eliminate potential threats to his inheritance, ensuring the poison remains undetected in cocktails.

Introducing The Falcon

Brian contacts Mike Waring, a private detective known as The Falcon, to oversee the cocktails' preparations for an upcoming family gathering. Ruth Sherman expresses concerns about involving such a high-profile detective, but Brian dismisses her worries, confident in his flawless plan.

Initial Suspicion and the Poison Plot

During a tense dinner scene, Brian receives a call from The Falcon about a sudden change in plans, hinting at unforeseen complications (06:28). Shortly after, Brian collapses, succumbing to the poison, and is rushed to the hospital. The Falcon immediately involves Sergeant Corbett, indicating the severity of the incident (08:35).

Unraveling the Mystery

At the hospital, The Falcon interrogates Brian, who dies shortly after, igniting a complex investigation. Ruth Sherman reveals that Brian had been stressed due to Uncle George's failing health and the looming inheritance. The Falcon begins to suspect foul play, particularly focusing on Ernest Sherman, who stands to gain significantly if Brian is eliminated.

Encounter with Ernest Sherman

The Falcon confronts Ernest, who vehemently denies any involvement in the poisoning. Tensions rise as Ernest presents contradictory narratives, making it difficult for The Falcon to discern the truth (11:08). Ruth Sherman supports Ernest, adding another layer of complexity to the case.

Digging Deeper

As The Falcon delves deeper, he discovers inconsistencies in Brian's alibi regarding his supposed dinner date. The detective cleverly pieces together that Brian's fabricated story about a dinner engagement was a cover-up for his actual intentions (20:12). This revelation shifts the suspicion from Ernest to Brian himself.

The Climactic Revelation

In a dramatic turn, it is revealed that Brian had orchestrated the poisoning to eliminate Uncle George, ensuring that his cousin Ernest would blame him for the attempted murder. This manipulation was designed to disinherit Ernest and claim the vast family fortune for himself. The Falcon exposes Brian's deceit by connecting the dots between the poisoned cocktails, the ill-timed phone call, and the fabricated dinner date.

Key Discussions and Insights

• Family Greed and Deceit: The episode highlights how familial relationships can be fraught with greed and betrayal, driving individuals to extreme measures for financial gain.

  Brian Sherman: "This plan of mine is worth a million dollars. And I mean that literally." (03:45)

• The Falcon's Deduction Skills: Mike Waring exemplifies the quintessential detective, using logical deduction and keen observation to navigate through lies and half-truths.

  Mike Waring: "Somebody's lying. I think I can find out who." (19:38)

• Trust and Suspicion: The dynamic between the Sherman family members underscores the fragile nature of trust, where suspicion can erode relationships and lead to tragic outcomes.

  Ernest Sherman: "I don't believe you told me your name." (11:15)

Conclusions

In the thrilling conclusion, The Falcon successfully unravels the intricate plot orchestrated by Brian Sherman. By meticulously connecting the poisoned drinks, the false alibi, and the strategic involvement of Sergeant Corbett, The Falcon brings the truth to light. Brian's scheme collapses under the weight of his own deceit, leading to his inevitable downfall.

The episode concludes with The Falcon reaffirming his role as the master detective, capable of seeing through layers of deception to uncover the truth. The Sherman family's legacy is forever tainted by their internal strife, serving as a cautionary tale about the destructive power of greed and mistrust.

Notable Quotes

• Brian Sherman on his plan:
  "This plan of mine is worth a million dollars. And I mean that literally." (03:45)

• The Falcon on suspicion:
  "Somebody's lying. I think I can find out who." (19:38)

• Ruth Sherman reflecting on trust:
  "Don't argue with him, Ernest. It's no use. Can't you see? He came here with his mind already made up." (11:55)

• The Falcon's final deduction:
  "He's the one who phoned this apartment during the evening." (19:45)

Final Thoughts

"The Falcon: The Case of the Cautious Cousin" stands as a testament to the Golden Age of Radio's storytelling prowess. With its compelling characters, intricate plot, and masterful dialogue, the episode captivates listeners, drawing them into a world where every line and pause carries significant weight. For fans of classic detective tales, this episode delivers all the suspense and satisfaction one would expect from one of radio's greatest detectives.

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Transcript

[Mike Waring]

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[Ernest Sherman]

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[Mike Waring]

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[Brian Sherman]

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[Ed Herlihy]

The Kraft Foods company brings you the adventures of the Falcon. Soaring Les Demon.

[Mike Waring]

Hello? Yes, this is the falcon speaking. Oh, Millie, thanks for calling, angel. You'll have to make it some other night. Tonight I'm tied up with a family that's anxious to cash in on a rich uncle's inheritance. And from the way things are going, looks like it's going to be relatively dangerous.

[Ed Herlihy]

This is Ed Herlihy, friends inviting you on behalf of the Kraft Foods company to listen to the adventures of the Falcon. You met the Falcon first in his bestselling novels. Then you saw him in his thrilling motion picture series. Now join him on the air when the Falcon solves the case of the cautious cousin.

[Ruth Sherman]

Miracle Whip has a flavor so pleasing. Miracle Whip tastes so lively, so teasing. Miracle Whip, only one of its kind. Miracle Whip best salad dressing you'll find.

[Ed Herlihy]

Miracle Whip tastes really good, not too sharp, not too mild, but just exactly right. And Miracle Whip tastes different, too different from any other salad dressing because Miracle Whip is made by a secret craft recipe. So tomorrow when you're shopping, be sure to get a jar of delicious Miracle Whip. Get either the regular size or if you make a lot of salads, get the thrifty quart size jar. Remember, no other salad dressing tastes like the one and only Miracle Whip.

[Ruth Sherman]

Miracle Whip, only one of its kind. Miracle Whip best salad dressing you'll find.

[Ed Herlihy]

And now, the case of the cautious cousin. It's early Wednesday evening in New York and sallow faced Brian Sherman, who has just entered his apartment, shows a bottle containing a clear liquid to his wife, Claire.

[Brian Sherman]

Well, Claire, there it is. Looks harmless, doesn't it? Hard to believe there's enough in there to kill a dozen men.

[Ruth Sherman]

And you're sure nothing can go wrong?

[Brian Sherman]

Not a chance. I've read everything published on it. I know exactly how it acts. Five drops will kill a normal man in two to four hours and gives us plenty of time leeway. And that amount would never be tasted in the cocktail.

[Ruth Sherman]

Well, then I guess we're ready to call Ernest.

[Brian Sherman]

I already did. He'll be here tomorrow at 4 for cocktails.

[Ruth Sherman]

Good. Do you want me to be here?

[Brian Sherman]

No, it'll look better if I'm alone when Waring comes.

[Ruth Sherman]

Who's Waring?

[Brian Sherman]

Michael Waring. He's a private detective.

[Ruth Sherman]

Is he the one they call the Falcon?

[Brian Sherman]

I see you've heard of him.

[Ruth Sherman]

Well, naturally. He has quite a reputation. Isn't it a little dangerous getting him involved? Suppose he finds out?

[Brian Sherman]

No, he won't. I have everything planned too well. And calling him is part of the plan, the necessary clincher.

[Ruth Sherman]

Well, if you're sure you know what you're doing.

[Brian Sherman]

I'm sure nothing will go wrong. This plan of mine is worth a million dollars. And I mean that literally.

[Ernest Sherman]

Hope you're making that dry, Brian. You know I like my martinis very dry.

[Brian Sherman]

Yes, Ernest, I think you'll find these are the way you like them.

[Ed Herlihy]

There.

[Brian Sherman]

Now, I'll just put an olive. Oh, I would do that. Well, I'm glad it's the empty one. Ernest, will you go in the dining room and get me another glass while I brush this up?

[Ernest Sherman]

All right. Where will I find it?

[Ed Herlihy]

You'll see.

[Brian Sherman]

The glasses, they're on the sideboard. Find them?

[Ernest Sherman]

Yes, here they are.

[Brian Sherman]

Good.

[Ernest Sherman]

You know, that little accident wasn't necessary. Ought to take something for your nerves, Brian. Not looking well? Not well at all.

[Brian Sherman]

I've been working too hard. I guess now that Uncle George isn't well.

[Ernest Sherman]

Yes, yes, I know it's a strain on all of us, but gotta keep up our health. Fresh air, exercise. That's the secret. Look at me. 45, fit as a fiddle. Long walk every day before breakfast. That does it. You ought to try it. Here's your glass.

[Brian Sherman]

Thanks. Just a second till I throw this in the wastebasket. There we are now.

[Ernest Sherman]

And incidentally, Brian, you might go a little easier on that stuff. An occasional cocktail now and then won't hurt. But moderation. There's the word. In large doses, that stuff's poison, right when it's taken to excess. Oh, I understand you and Claire have been hitting it a little heavy lately. Not wise.

[Brian Sherman]

I'll try to watch it. Now, Ernest, here's your poison.

[Ernest Sherman]

Thanks.

[Brian Sherman]

Well, dry enough?

[Ernest Sherman]

Yes, seems to be.

[Brian Sherman]

Well, I don't see how you can tell by that little sip.

[Ernest Sherman]

I like to nurse a drink along. Lasts longer that way. Keeps you from drinking too much.

[Brian Sherman]

Another one of your hints.

[Ernest Sherman]

It's a thought. Now, just what did you want to see me about?

[Brian Sherman]

Uncle George, what are we going to do about him?

[Ernest Sherman]

Don't see there's anything we can do.

[Brian Sherman]

Do you think we can trust his judgment? His health's failing.

[Ernest Sherman]

We'll just have to watch him and keep him from doing anything foolish. But his house is in order. Will's made out, leaving everything to you and me. We're already running the business.

[Brian Sherman]

I know, but. Look, you're not touching your drink. Is anything the matter with it?

[Ernest Sherman]

I'll get around to it.

[Brian Sherman]

Well, I wish you would. I've tried a new vermouth. I want to see how you like it.

[Ernest Sherman]

More likely you want to encourage me to be a toper than. I can't lecture.

[Brian Sherman]

No, no, really, I just wanted to. Excuse me, I'll be right back.

[Mike Waring]

Hello. I'd like to speak to Brian Sherman, please.

[Brian Sherman]

Speaking.

[Mike Waring]

Hello, Sherman, this is Mike Waring.

[Brian Sherman]

Oh, yes, Mr. Waring, what is it?

[Mike Waring]

Something's come up. I may have to be a little.

[Brian Sherman]

Late, but I was counting on you to be here at 6:45. I've made all arrangements.

[Mike Waring]

What arrangements?

[Brian Sherman]

Oh, well, I. I mean I. I have plans for this evening and I kind of want to have time to talk to you.

[Mike Waring]

I see. All right, I'll make it.

[Ed Herlihy]

You're sure?

[Mike Waring]

If it's so important.

[Brian Sherman]

Believe me, Mr. Waring, it is.

[Mike Waring]

Right. Be seeing you.

[Brian Sherman]

Yes, yes. Goodbye.

[Ernest Sherman]

Waring. Do I know him?

[Brian Sherman]

No, I don't think so, Ernest.

[Mike Waring]

Well, what's it all about?

[Brian Sherman]

Nothing that concerns you. You wouldn't be interested.

[Ernest Sherman]

Well now, what were you saying about Uncle.

[Brian Sherman]

Just a minute. Where did I put my drink?

[Ernest Sherman]

Here it is, on the table next to mine.

[Brian Sherman]

Oh yes, you still haven't touched yours.

[Ernest Sherman]

Good heavens, man, you make such a mouth.

[Brian Sherman]

It's just that I want.

[Ernest Sherman]

I know, I know, I know, I know. New vermouth. Very well. If it'll make you happy, here's. Here's to a long and prosperous life.

[Brian Sherman]

Mr. Waring?

[Mike Waring]

That's right.

[Brian Sherman]

Come in.

[Mike Waring]

Thanks.

[Brian Sherman]

I'm Brian Sherman. Sorry I had to be so insistent about your being on time, but I have a dinner engagement in a little while and I don't want to keep the folks waiting.

[Mike Waring]

Well, it's your dime, so you call the plays.

[Brian Sherman]

Well, from what I've heard of you, Mr. Waring, you don't work for dimes.

[Mike Waring]

From the look of this place, you can afford more than dimes. Now, why am I here?

[Brian Sherman]

I wanted to see you about my cousin Ernest. He and I, as far as I know, are the only heirs to our uncle's estate.

[Mike Waring]

Would that be George Sherman, the industrialist.

[Brian Sherman]

Oh, yes. Yes, that's right.

[Mike Waring]

Definitely not dimes.

[Brian Sherman]

No, no, it's millions. That's why I.

[Mike Waring]

What's the matter?

[Brian Sherman]

I don't know. It's just. I feel a little funny all of a sudden. But I'll be all right now. What was I saying?

[Mike Waring]

You were telling me about your cousin Ernest.

[Brian Sherman]

Yes. Yes, he was here a little while ago and he had a. I wonder why I'm getting so sleepy.

[Mike Waring]

I better get you a shot of brandy.

[Brian Sherman]

That's what. That's how I. It must be.

[Mike Waring]

Sherman. Homicide. Sergeant Corbett speaking. Hello, Corbett. This is Mike Waring. So it's not my lucky day. What do you want, Waring? Not a thing. But there's been a murder attempt. And the people of the state of New York expect you to do your duty. How come? It's just an attempt. Bum aim, bum timing. It was a poison job. I barged in while the victim was still kicking. Took him to a hospital. That's where I'm calling from now. Well, can he talk? Well, not right now. They're still manning the stomach pump. But it won't be long. I'll be right over. I'll stay put. Waring. I want to talk to you too. I'm sorry, Corbett. I can't wait. Now, was that any way to talk? You want to give the idea you don't like me? Like you? You're my favorite cop. You know that? Corbett, if I ever commit a murder, I can't imagine anyone I'd rather have assigned to the case. You can go. I can go follow up a lead. That's why I have to rush away. I'll meet you at luncheonette. Okay. What can I say? You can say, okay. So long, Corbett. Yes? I'd like to see Ernest Sherman, please.

[Ruth Sherman]

I'm sorry, he can't see anyone just now.

[Mike Waring]

It's important.

[Ruth Sherman]

He's too upset. He's just received some terrible news about his cousin.

[Mike Waring]

Well, that's what I want to see him about.

[Ruth Sherman]

What do you know about it?

[Mike Waring]

Not enough. I was hoping your husband could tell me more. Who is it, Ruth?

[Ruth Sherman]

Someone about Brian can't see him. I told him.

[Ernest Sherman]

Wait a minute. Why tell him not to go away?

[Ruth Sherman]

He said he didn't want to see anybody. That's what I love, a man of firm determination. Come in.

[Mike Waring]

Thank you.

[Ernest Sherman]

How do you do, sir? I'm Ernest Sherman. Understand you want to see me about Brian.

[Mike Waring]

That's right.

[Ernest Sherman]

Well, I just got a call from the hospital. They tell me he tried to kill himself.

[Mike Waring]

Did He?

[Ed Herlihy]

What do you mean?

[Ernest Sherman]

Are you trying to suggest.

[Mike Waring]

I'm trying to find out just what.

[Ernest Sherman]

Made you come here.

[Mike Waring]

I thought you might help. When's the last time you saw your cousin?

[Ernest Sherman]

A couple of days ago.

[Mike Waring]

Why? Well, don't look now, but there's a liar in the Sherman family. Don't be impertinent. Don't blow your lid. Maybe Brian's the liar, eh? He said you saw him today.

[Ernest Sherman]

When did he tell you that?

[Mike Waring]

Just before he passed out. Oh, that means you were there. That's right.

[Ernest Sherman]

Well, then, mister, I don't believe you told me your name.

[Mike Waring]

I don't believe I did. It's Mike Waring.

[Ed Herlihy]

Waring?

[Ernest Sherman]

You're the one who phoned Brian.

[Mike Waring]

Thought you didn't see Brian today. Well, today's the only time I phoned him.

[Ernest Sherman]

Well, anyway, you know I left. I wasn't there when you got there.

[Mike Waring]

That's right, Joe. I couldn't have given the poison. Why not? Some poisons act slowly.

[Ernest Sherman]

Do they?

[Mike Waring]

Didn't you know?

[Ernest Sherman]

You still haven't told me why you came here.

[Mike Waring]

Brian wanted to hire me to check up on you. He was afraid of you.

[Ernest Sherman]

That's ridiculous.

[Mike Waring]

He's in the hospital.

[Ernest Sherman]

I had nothing to do with it. And I resent your implications.

[Mike Waring]

I'm just doing a job.

[Ernest Sherman]

I don't like the way you're doing it.

[Ruth Sherman]

Don't argue with him, Ernest. It's no use. Can't you see? He came here with his mind already made up?

[Mike Waring]

Did I?

[Ruth Sherman]

That's obvious. But if you knew Ernest, you know he wouldn't harm a fly.

[Mike Waring]

It's not a fly that's been harmed.

[Ernest Sherman]

Tell me something, Waring. You took Brian to the hospital.

[Mike Waring]

That's right.

[Ernest Sherman]

Do they. Do they think he'll live?

[Mike Waring]

Oh, you needn't worry. They said he'll be all right. Or is that what worries you? Hello, Corbett. I see you've already ordered. Oh, yeah. Wearing. Sit down. What, did you check your lead? Yep. Cousin Ernest. I see Brian's been able to talk. Hey, he figures cousin Ernest wants him out of the way. And that would leave Ernest as the only one in line for their uncle's inheritance. And it runs into million. Yeah, I know it's an awful lot of lettuce. Wouldn't you think they'd be willing to share?

[Ed Herlihy]

Speaking of lettuce, fellas.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, hello, Eddie. Hello. Might have known that would be your cue.

[Ed Herlihy]

Naturally, when anybody says lettuce, I think of Miracle Whip.

[Mike Waring]

And what do you think of when people say Miracle Whip?

[Ed Herlihy]

Why, I Think of the best tasting salad dressing there. You know, Mike, Miracle Whip really makes a salad taste wonderful. And I'm awfully glad to see fellas like you eating salads regularly. They're good for you. Oh, sure, and I'll bet you never cared much about them until I started making my salads with Miracle Whip. Right?

[Mike Waring]

Right.

[Ed Herlihy]

Okay. Now, Mike, what do you have?

[Mike Waring]

A cup of coffee and a hamburger.

[Ed Herlihy]

With a cup of coffee and a hamburger. Hey, I thought you wanted a salad.

[Mike Waring]

Who said I didn't?

[Ed Herlihy]

You didn't order one. You just ordered coffee and a hamburger with.

[Mike Waring]

That's right. Coffee and a hamburger with one of your salads. Oh, and Ed, put plenty of Miracle Whip on it, will you?

[Ed Herlihy]

Sure thing, Mike. Now what do you have, Sergeant?

[Mike Waring]

Oh, I don't know, Ed. I'm on a diet. I don't want too much to eat.

[Ed Herlihy]

Why, Sergeant, you don't have much fat on you.

[Mike Waring]

No, most of us between his ears wearing. Someday I'm gonna get angry. Now, Corbett, you should never do that at mealtime.

[Ed Herlihy]

Hey, that's right, Sergeant. Now you just take it easy and I'll bring you the dinner you always order when you're on a diet. Let me see if I can remember now. Fried chicken, French fries, corn in the cob, baked beans, fried onions, coffee and apple pie a la mode, huh?

[Mike Waring]

Oh, yeah. Don't forget the salad. Lettuce and tomato. And you have Miracle Whip.

[Ed Herlihy]

Do I have Miracle Whip? Good grief, Sergeant, you know I wouldn't use anything but America's best liked salad dressing. Of all the questions to ask.

[Mike Waring]

All right, Eddie, bring me the special dinner and the extra special Miracle Whip salad.

[Ed Herlihy]

Coming right up, Mike.

[Mike Waring]

Well, getting back to the case, Mike, did you get Ernest to talk through his hat? Yeah. Well, I'm thinking of booking him for attempted murder. You think it'll hold? Well, it's a family with influence, Corbett. Depends upon which cousin Uncle George decides to string along with. Yeah, but if we can make him see Ernest is getting itchy for the dole. Well, maybe what happened will convince him. Anyway, there's one way to find out. What do you say we try him as soon as we finish?

[Ed Herlihy]

Yes?

[Mike Waring]

Hello. I'd like to speak to Mr. George Sherman.

[Ed Herlihy]

You are? If you're a reporter, you might as.

[Mike Waring]

Well know I'm not a reporter. My name is Mike Waring. I'm a private detective.

[Ed Herlihy]

I'm not interested in the services of a detective.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I'm not looking for a client. I already have one.

[Ed Herlihy]

Then what do you want?

[Mike Waring]

Well, if you'll Give me three seconds. I'll tell you.

[Ed Herlihy]

Very well.

[Mike Waring]

I'm waiting. Your nephew Brian hired me. He was afraid of his cousin.

[Ed Herlihy]

Nonsense. Why should Ernest. Oh, Chairman.

[Mike Waring]

Who?

[Ernest Sherman]

Who's that?

[Ruth Sherman]

It's only me, Ernest.

[Ernest Sherman]

Ruth. I thought I had the door bolted. I locked all the windows.

[Ruth Sherman]

What's the matter with you?

[Ernest Sherman]

Didn't you hear what happened to Uncle George? It's on the radio.

[Ruth Sherman]

Yes, but why are you so worried?

[Ernest Sherman]

See it all now. Brian wasn't supposed to get that poison. I was. What? Yes, Brian tried to kill me. He did kill Uncle George.

[Ruth Sherman]

How could Brian kill Uncle George when he's in the hospital?

[Ernest Sherman]

He's been released. That was on the radio too. And he'd be coming for me to try again. I know he will.

[Ruth Sherman]

Well, then go to the police. Get them to arrest Brian. Then he can't hurt you.

[Ernest Sherman]

No, they'll arrest me. After all, Ruth, Brian is the one who was poisoned. First I've got to be able to prove it was a mistake.

[Ruth Sherman]

Can you?

[Ernest Sherman]

I think so. With the help of that fellow Waring.

[Ruth Sherman]

Then let's call him.

[Ernest Sherman]

I can't wait here. Brian may come or the police. I've got to get away.

[Ruth Sherman]

What are you going to do?

[Ernest Sherman]

Hide out then? Maybe. What's that?

[Mike Waring]

What?

[Ernest Sherman]

I heard something.

[Ruth Sherman]

I thought you were the man with the iron nerves. A walk every day before breakfast.

[Ernest Sherman]

There was something. The door.

[Ed Herlihy]

I told you.

[Ruth Sherman]

Shall I see who it is?

[Mike Waring]

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[Ernest Sherman]

Maybe you'll go away.

[Ruth Sherman]

He must have heard us and it may be nothing. Let me find out.

[Ernest Sherman]

Well, don't open the door.

[Mike Waring]

Call.

[Ruth Sherman]

All right. Who is it?

[Mike Waring]

Mike Waring.

[Ruth Sherman]

There you are. Just who you wanted.

[Ernest Sherman]

Wait a minute. I've got to be sure he's on my side.

[Ruth Sherman]

Well, how are you going to with this? I didn't know you owned a gun.

[Ernest Sherman]

Now you do. He's getting a patient.

[Mike Waring]

Let him in.

[Ruth Sherman]

I don't like trouble.

[Ernest Sherman]

There won't be any. I got the jump on him. Open the door.

[Ruth Sherman]

All right, but be careful. Come in, Mr. Waring.

[Mike Waring]

Thank you. I just wanted to well, this is what I call a warm reception.

[Ernest Sherman]

Sorry, Waring, I can't take any chances. I gotta be sure you know the facts, remember them correctly and are willing to stand by them.

[Mike Waring]

You sure you want facts?

[Ernest Sherman]

Yes, facts.

[Mike Waring]

Which facts?

[Ernest Sherman]

First, you phone Brian today.

[Mike Waring]

That's right.

[Ernest Sherman]

At quarter to five?

[Mike Waring]

Right again.

[Ernest Sherman]

I was there when you called. You made a point of that before.

[Mike Waring]

Still no argument.

[Ernest Sherman]

You'll swear to those statements?

[Mike Waring]

I've already told them to the police. Why?

[Ernest Sherman]

We're all right then. Just had to be sure.

[Mike Waring]

About what? Facts.

[Ernest Sherman]

So I can prove Brian tried to kill me instead of the other way around.

[Ruth Sherman]

But what's the phone call got to do with that?

[Ernest Sherman]

Brian prepared two drinks. One for him, one for me. He just served them when the phone call interrupted. We put down our drinks on the same tray.

[Ruth Sherman]

And you think they got mixed up?

[Ernest Sherman]

Must have. I got his, he got mine. You buy wearing?

[Mike Waring]

It's possible.

[Ernest Sherman]

It's facts. And as long as you've given them to the police, I'm ready to talk to them now.

[Mike Waring]

Good boy. And I'm ready to talk to my client again.

[Brian Sherman]

Oh, hello, Mr. Waring.

[Mike Waring]

Hello, Brian. How you feeling?

[Brian Sherman]

Still a little shaky. That stomach pump's no fun. Come on in.

[Mike Waring]

Thanks. You heard about your uncle?

[Brian Sherman]

Yes. That's shaking. Me too.

[Mike Waring]

Police are going to want to talk to you about it.

[Brian Sherman]

Why me? It would seem obvious after what Ernest did.

[Mike Waring]

Ernest has an angle. It involves you. That's why I'm here.

[Brian Sherman]

I don't understand.

[Mike Waring]

He claims the poison was meant for him. You got it by mistake. What he claims While you were talking to me on the phone, he picked up the wrong glass.

[Brian Sherman]

That's a lie.

[Mike Waring]

Well, somebody's lying. I think I can find out who.

[Brian Sherman]

How?

[Mike Waring]

I wanted to be a little late for my appointment with you. You said it couldn't be arranged because you had a dinner date right after him.

[Brian Sherman]

That's right.

[Mike Waring]

Who was the date with?

[Brian Sherman]

What difference does that make?

[Mike Waring]

You passed out while I was here and I took you to the hospital. Obviously you weren't able to keep your date.

[Brian Sherman]

That's right.

[Mike Waring]

Whoever the date was with must have wondered why you didn't show up. But I checked with the desk downstairs and nobody phoned this apartment during the evening.

[Brian Sherman]

I don't see that that proves anything.

[Mike Waring]

No, it doesn't prove. But it indicates you could have been lying.

[Brian Sherman]

I tell you I wasn't.

[Mike Waring]

There's a simple way to prove it. Just tell me who your date was with. If he or she or they confirm it.

[Brian Sherman]

All right, Waring. You took this case for money, didn't you? Yeah, somehow I like to eat champagne and caviar.

[Mike Waring]

Don't mind.

[Brian Sherman]

How much would it cost for you to forget that I mentioned a dinner date?

[Mike Waring]

You can forget your caviar. I'll stick to hamburgers.

[Brian Sherman]

I'm serious. I'm ready to do business.

[Mike Waring]

I'm not.

[Brian Sherman]

Well, then I'll have to figure some other method of persuasion.

[Mike Waring]

Well, don't try reaching for a gun. I'm watching you.

[Brian Sherman]

What makes you think I'd pull a gun?

[Mike Waring]

Thought it might run in the family.

[Ruth Sherman]

So it does, Mr. Waring. Also by marriage.

[Ed Herlihy]

Good girl.

[Brian Sherman]

Clan.

[Ruth Sherman]

Well, Brian, we've got him now. What do we do with him?

[Brian Sherman]

First of all, I think we do this.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, pleasant dreams, Mike.

[Ernest Sherman]

Oh, is that you, Corbett?

[Mike Waring]

Yeah. Come on, come on, come on. Get up. Oh, did you forget your line, Mike? This is where you're supposed to say, what hit me? All right, what hit me? A lamp. We found it on the floor. If I didn't feel the way I do, I'd make a crack about shitting my good. He's himself again. What brought you here? The same thing that brought you. Wanted to talk to Brian Sherman, but him and the missus are gone. I find you instead. How about Ernest? Did he tell you his story? Yeah. It could have happened like he said, but I'm not taking any chances. I'm holding him on suspicion anyway. You might as well let him go after what happened up here. What did happen up here? Looks like Brian and his wife made a play for time. I guess they wanted me out of the running until they had time to whip up a dinner date for Brian. Dinner date?

[Ernest Sherman]

Why?

[Mike Waring]

It's the middle of the night. I know. This was for earlier this evening. You better be careful, Waring. If you keep on getting cracked on the skull, one of these days you're gonna start talking. Sen. Homicide, Sergeant Corbett speaking. Oh, you did, huh? Good. Bring them in right away. Right. So long. Well, we're only a couple of the boys. Just picked up Brian and his wife Claire. Good. Yeah. Now that I've let Ernest go, I gotta hold somebody. How you gonna book them? None of their shenanigans prove they killed Uncle George. Well, I can hold them on attempted murder. Hey, wait. They clouded me with a lamp. You might hold them on assault and battery, but it was hardly attempted murder. No, I'm talking about cousin Ernest. What about it? We're agreed he didn't try to give Brian the poison. That's right. Well, then it stands to reason Brian must have tried to give it to Ernest. And in my book that's attempted murder. And it's just a step from there to knocking off Uncle George. Well, I hate to spoil your fun, Corbett, but Brian didn't try to kill Ernest.

[Ernest Sherman]

What?

[Mike Waring]

I said. You said Ernest didn't try to kill Brian and now you say Brian didn't try to kill Ernest. That's right. Well then where in the blazes did the poison come from? Brian. But you just said. I said he didn't mean it for Ernest. Well then who did he mean it for? For the person who got it himself. What? You mean suicide attempt? No, Corbett, it wasn't suicide either. Oh great, great. I got to admit, Waring, now I'm completely confused. Well, I've got news for you, Corbett. On you it looks.

[Ed Herlihy]

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[Ruth Sherman]

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[Ed Herlihy]

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[Mike Waring]

Yes, Corbett? Brian Sherman was poisoned. That's right. But it wasn't a mistake. No. And it wasn't attempted suicide. No. And cousin Ernest didn't do it? Uh huh. Well then how could. Oh, never mind. Why should I give you the satisfaction of playing straight? You fit the role so beautifully, Corbett. Only if Brian did it, I don't see why we're going to Ernest's. Especially since you just had me release Ernest. Well, these new developments. New developments? You can take the new developments and solve the case with them. Now look. You see, it's like this, Corbett. Brian wanted to get his grubby little paws on all of Uncle George's money. So he rigged up this poison act. Knowing the poison would act slowly and I'd butt in on him in time to get him to a hospital. Oh, that's why he was so determined that you had to be on time. Right you are, Corbett. How'd you figure it? Simple. I listened to a program called the Falcon Flatterer. Oh, I don't like it. I just listen anyway wearing. Now I begin to understand Brian's monkey shine. Sure he counted on me to save him in time, but it would still look like Ernest had tried to kill him. And that might lead Uncle George disinherit Ernest. All right Waring, that takes care of the poison attempt. But we still got to find a murderer by George, Corbett. We still got to find a murderer by Uncle George. Right down at the end of the corridor, Corby. I know. Hey. Yeah. Come on. We'll have to break in the door. Yeah. You ready? Come on.

[Ed Herlihy]

One, two, three.

[Mike Waring]

Hey, it's a heavy one. We'll have to try it again. No, wait. I think someone's coming.

[Brian Sherman]

Yeah?

[Ed Herlihy]

Who's there?

[Mike Waring]

Sergeant Corbett.

[Ernest Sherman]

All right Sergeant, just a minute. Way you pounded on that door, I thought you were trying to knock it down.

[Mike Waring]

I heard your wife screaming.

[Ernest Sherman]

Ruth. Nonsense.

[Mike Waring]

Is it? Where is she?

[Ernest Sherman]

Ruth, come here a minute, will you? Come in gentlemen.

[Mike Waring]

Yeah, yeah.

[Ruth Sherman]

What is it, Ernest? Oh, hello Sergeant Corbett and Mr. Waring.

[Ernest Sherman]

Ruth, these gentlemen have the idea that you were screaming just now.

[Ruth Sherman]

I. Why would I?

[Mike Waring]

Well, that's what we want to find out. They're both trying to do a nice cover up but it won't work. Look Corbett, there's a swelling under her eye and it's coming up fast. 10 bucks says it's a first class shiner in 10 minutes.

[Ruth Sherman]

Well, I. I bumped it.

[Mike Waring]

Yeah, sure. Ernest, next time you slug your wife, do it where it won't show.

[Ernest Sherman]

But I didn't. Won't you believe that?

[Mike Waring]

No, but what reason? Maybe you guessed the truth and were trying to force a confession out of her. Truth?

[Ernest Sherman]

What truth?

[Mike Waring]

That she killed Uncle George. What did you say, Waring? Ruth Sherman killed Uncle Joel.

[Ruth Sherman]

That's absurd.

[Mike Waring]

I don't think so. Ruth, in a family of heels you're the champion by a long shot. All right. Waring, how did you know Ruth was a killer? Well Corbett, I knew no one of the family would want to commit the murder at this time.

[Ed Herlihy]

Right.

[Mike Waring]

When the apparent attempt on Brian and the police's attention turned on the family. Well still it was done at this time. Which meant the murderer couldn't help himself or herself. There was no choice. And as soon as I knew the murderer was forced, I knew it had to be either Ernest or Ruth. Why? O' Brien wanted it to look as if he'd been poisoned by Ernest. If his bluff worked, Uncle George might change his will disinheriting Ernest. So Ruther Ernest have to get rid of him quick before he can change the will. Okay.

[Brian Sherman]

Mm.

[Mike Waring]

But Ernest couldn't do it. He was afraid of being accused of attempted murder against Brian. Yeah, well, if he couldn't clear himself of that charge, killing Uncle George would only put him in a worse spot. He'd be the most likely suspect. Now his only odd was to try to prove he didn't poison Brian. Which leaves Ruth is the only one to gain by killing Uncle George. Or so she thought. Yeah, well, that does it, Waring. You know, Waring, I can't help wondering just what you'd do without me. I solved the case and he said no. No, I mean it. What would you do if I didn't ask you? How did you know? So you can pop your vest button showing how smart you are. Oh, I suppose I'd be popping off to a cute little redhead instead of a ball flat foot. In fact, that sounds like a pretty good idea. So good night, Corbett.

[Ed Herlihy]

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