The Falcon: The Case of the Gold Ring 02/24/1952

Summary

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Choice Classic Radio Detectives | The Falcon: The Case of the Gold Ring (02/24/1952)

Podcast: Choice Classic Radio Detectives
Episode: The Falcon: The Case of the Gold Ring
Date: September 4, 2025
Summary by: Podcast Summarizer

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Episode Overview

In this classic radio detective drama, private investigator Mike Waring—better known as the Falcon—gets entangled in a dangerous web of deception while seeking a vacation in the Florida Keys. Instead of finding rest, the Falcon is drawn into a murderous plot involving stolen narcotics, shifting alliances, double-crosses, and murder. The central question: Who killed Rafael Hernandez, and what is the true nature—and value—of the “gold ring”? Through a tangle of betrayals and sharp-tongued exchanges, Mike Waring must clear his name and bring the true criminals to justice.

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Key Discussion Points & Storyline Breakdown

1. Trouble Follows Vacation Plans (00:58–01:56)

• Mike Waring (the Falcon) plans to take a vacation in the Florida Keys, but a phone call hints trouble is not far behind.
  • "[to Jane] No, you'll have to include me out tonight, Angel. I'm leaving for the Florida Keys. I need a vacation. And I'm going to get one if it kills me." (00:58)

2. The Cuban Connection (01:56–02:46)

• In Havana:
  • Raymond Spence tells Rafael Hernandez he has discovered Leela Gold's whereabouts—she has left for the Keys.
  • Hernandez sends Spence after her, ominously instructing him to bring only "one gun and six bullets."
  • "All you need is one gun and six bullets. That should take care of everything." – Rafael Hernandez (02:46)

3. Leela Gold, The Double Crosser (03:09–04:51)

• Raymond confronts Leela in her hotel room, demanding the "stuff." They negotiate:
  • Leela offers Raymond a better cut of the profits if he double-crosses Hernandez.
  • The exchange escalates; Leela reveals a gun and forces Raymond to leave, standing her ground:
    • "Are you going to put that gun away?" – Raymond Spence (04:50)
    • "Just as soon as you leave. Now, do you go quietly or do I shoot?" – Leela Gold (04:51)

4. Meet Ben – The Eager Room Clerk (05:17–06:53)

• Ben, the excitable hotel clerk, recognizes Waring as "the Falcon," offers hero worship, and tries to be helpful but is mostly a nuisance.
  • "[fanboying] I read all about you. You're the one they call the Falcon... I got a couple of theories." – Ben (06:16, 06:27)

5. Leela Seeks Protection... and Manipulation (06:53–09:10)

• Leela sneaks into Waring’s room via the balcony, seeking his help, and tries to bribe him with a kiss.
• She asks Waring to kill Hernandez. Waring refuses and is skeptical of her melodrama.
  • "You've got to help me. I'm in terrible danger." – Leela Gold (07:29)
  • "You have been seeing too many movies." – Mike Waring (08:42)

6. Murder! Mike Becomes a Suspect (11:25–12:46)

• Sheriff Bowers wakes an exhausted Waring to inform him: Hernandez has been murdered, and Waring’s gun was found at the scene.
  • "He was murdered a couple of hours ago. Murdered? I'm surprised you didn't hear the commotion." – Sheriff Bowers (11:56)
  • "But how did my gun wind up near Hernando's body? Now that's a good question." – Mike Waring (12:22)

7. The Falcon on the Run (13:41–15:32)

• Waring claims innocence, tries to convince Sheriff Bowers, then realizes the supposedly incriminating gun isn’t his.
• Waring uses the moment to lock the Sheriff in a closet and escapes to find Leela for answers.
  • “Let me have it. You see, I was right. All right, Sheriff, get him up.” – Mike Waring (14:42)
  • “You going to lock me in there? ... I think I'll never trust another Yankee.” – Bowers (14:57–14:59)

8. Cat-and-Mouse in Hotel Halls (15:32–19:07)

• Waring visits Ben, convincing him to fetch Leela.
• Sheriff Bowers corners Ben, suspects collaboration with Waring, and pressures him for the truth.

9. The Web of Lies Tightens (19:07–21:11)

• Leela and Raymond meet in the lounge.
• Leela tries to convince Raymond that Waring is her partner and responsible for the murder—Raymond isn’t buying it.
  • "You think I'd lie to you?" – Leela Gold
  • "Darling, you wouldn't recognize the truth if it slapped you in the face." – Raymond Spence (19:44)

10. Betrayal and Violence (21:11–24:17)

• Ben leads Raymond (instead of Leela) to Mike’s hideout.
• Raymond confronts Mike, who pretends to have the "stuff," but admits he lied.
  • "You know, Mr. Waring, I'm very annoyed at you. You tricked me." – Raymond Spence (23:13)
• Raymond knocks Mike out cold.

11. The “Stuff” Revealed – The Real Crime (24:17–29:39)

• Sheriff Bowers finds Mike and reveals that he purposefully let Mike escape to solve the case—only to be disappointed.
  • "I thought you were real smart... Well, I hate work. You can't imagine what it's like dragging 220 pounds around in this sun." – Sheriff Bowers (24:47)
• Together, they confront Raymond, who’s waiting in Leela’s hotel room.
  • Mike deduces: Raymond murdered Hernandez to obtain the "stuff" (narcotics), after Leela hinted about double-crossing Rafael.
  • "Why do you suppose Rafael Hernandez was killed?... The one who killed Hernandez wanted it." – Mike Waring (27:28–27:31)
  • Raymond reveals himself by his reactions. The Sheriff apprehends him.

12. Closing the Case: Final Revelations (28:13–30:06)

• Mike and Leela’s final conversation reveals everything:
  • The "stuff" was narcotics ("junk"), and Leela, Raymond, and Hernandez were smuggling it into the US.
  • "Junk is the all embracing term for narcotics." – Mike Waring (29:12)
• Leela tries to bribe Mike again—this time with a cut of the profits—but he refuses and hints she’s headed for jail.
  • "If you haven't seen that building before, you'll see a lot of it in the future. That’s the local jail." – Mike Waring (30:01)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

Sharp Wit & Noir Banter

• "Just as soon as you leave. Now, do you go quietly or do I shoot?" – Leela Gold (04:51)
• "You have been seeing too many movies." – Mike Waring (08:42)
• "Darling, you wouldn't recognize the truth if it slapped you in the face." – Raymond Spence (19:44)
• "Go ahead, shoot. I want to see how good a marksman you are. Aim at my cigar." – Sheriff Bowers (25:17)

Pivotal Plot Reveals

• "Junk is the all embracing term for narcotics." – Mike Waring (29:12)
• "[about Leela] That's the trouble with you, angel. You talk too much. This time Raymond was paying attention when you sold him the idea of double crossing Hernandez. Struck him as a good one..." – Mike Waring (28:29)
• "If you haven't seen that building before, you'll see a lot of it in the future. That’s the local jail." – Mike Waring (30:01)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Vacation plans unravel – 00:58–01:56
• Leela confronts Raymond – 03:09–04:51
• Leela meets the Falcon – 06:53–09:10
• Sheriff confronts Mike about murder – 11:25–12:46
• Falcon escapes, Sheriff locked in closet – 14:44–15:08
• Raymond and Leela's tense partnership – 19:07–20:11
• Raymond attacks Mike – 23:24–24:17
• Mike and Sheriff deduce true culprit – 27:11–28:13
• Leela's final seduction/fallout – 28:13–30:06

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Tone & Style

The episode thrives on classic film-noir banter, hard-boiled detective tropes, and quick-fire dialogue. The Falcon is both sardonic and clever, while Leela and the others display shifting loyalties, cunning, and desperation. The plot unfolds with rapid twists, testing the Falcon's resolve and resourcefulness in the face of frame-ups and femme fatales.

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For New Listeners

This episode delivers the quintessential old-time radio detective narrative: exotic locales, tough talk, a twisting plot—and a detective who's always one step away from danger. If you love clever wordplay, dubious dames, and a dash of cynical heroism, this noir adventure is not to be missed.

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Transcript

[Mike Waring]

Ever wonder what life is like with a phantom screen?

[Leela Gold]

It's magic.

[Mike Waring]

It is.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Oh, wow.

[Mike Waring]

Wow. Wow.

[Leela Gold]

Wow.

[Mike Waring]

Wow, wow, wow.

[Raymond Spence]

Why is that?

[Leela Gold]

This is amazing.

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[Mike Waring]

Hello? Yes, this is the Falcon speaking. Oh, Jane, I'm glad you called. No, you'll have to include me out tonight, Angel. I'm leaving for the Florida Keys. Mm. I need a vacation. And I'm going to get one if it kills me.

[Choice Classic Radio Announcer]

Once again, the National Broadcasting Company brings you the Adventures of the Falcons, starring Les Damon. The Adventures of the Falcon. Dedicated to private investigators everywhere. Those hard hitting detectives who like Mike Waring, risk their lives to aid law enforcement agencies. So join him now when the Falcon solves the case of the Gold Ring. It is early afternoon in Havana, Cuba, and at the Continental, a sidewalk cafe near the Prado, a rather portly gentleman named Rafael Hernandez beckons to the waiter. But just as he raises an imperious finger.

[Raymond Spence]

Raphael. Raphael.

[Rafael Hernandez]

Oh, my dear Raymond, what a pleasure. Won't you join me?

[Raymond Spence]

Listen, Rafael, I've got to talk to you.

[Rafael Hernandez]

Of course, dear boy. What is it?

[Raymond Spence]

I just got a line on Lila.

[Rafael Hernandez]

Would you mind repeating that?

[Raymond Spence]

I tell you, I know where she is.

[Mike Waring]

Where?

[Raymond Spence]

She left Havana last night for the Florida Keys. She chartered a plane.

[Rafael Hernandez]

How do you know?

[Raymond Spence]

I spoke to the pilot.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

He.

[Raymond Spence]

She happens to be a friend of mine.

[Rafael Hernandez]

How fortunate. Have you any idea where she's staying?

[Raymond Spence]

Yes, you gotta look at her bags. They were marked for the Hotel Griselda.

[Rafael Hernandez]

That is very interesting.

[Raymond Spence]

Well, where do we go from here?

[Rafael Hernandez]

Well, we can't leave a little girl like Leila alone on the Keys. Why don't you fly over and keep her company?

[Raymond Spence]

Oh, what about you?

[Rafael Hernandez]

I'll stay in Havana until you call. I suggest you leave right now.

[Raymond Spence]

Oh, but I. I haven't packed.

[Rafael Hernandez]

But that's no problem, Raymond. All you need is one gun and six bullets. That should take care of everything.

[Raymond Spence]

Room Service. Hello, Leela.

[Leela Gold]

Raymond.

[Raymond Spence]

How are you, darling?

[Leela Gold]

Listen, Ray, if you don't get out.

[Raymond Spence]

Of here, I suppose you'll scream.

[Leela Gold]

Yes.

[Mike Waring]

No, you won't either.

[Raymond Spence]

You're not the hysterical type. Oh, really, darling. This is a horrible place. Whatever possessed you to stay here? And then I suppose, like me, you had no choice.

[Leela Gold]

Is Hernandez with you?

[Raymond Spence]

No, he's in Havana waiting for my call. He'll be ever so delighted to hear I've seen you.

[Leela Gold]

Look, Ray, I know what you boys want.

[Raymond Spence]

Well, I should think so.

[Leela Gold]

I haven't got it.

[Raymond Spence]

You're lying, Sweet.

[Leela Gold]

All right, I am. But wouldn't I be a fool to tell you the truth?

[Raymond Spence]

Well, you'd be a fool not to.

[Leela Gold]

How do I know after I turn it over, you won't kill me?

[Raymond Spence]

Oh, Leila, you know you can trust me.

[Leela Gold]

As much as you and Hernando's trust me?

[Raymond Spence]

Exactly.

[Leela Gold]

Let me ask you something, Ray. What are you getting out of this? If I know Hernandez, he's not cutting you in for more than 10%.

[Raymond Spence]

I don't think that concerns you.

[Leela Gold]

Suppose I promised you 50.

[Raymond Spence]

What?

[Leela Gold]

Even split right down the middle.

[Raymond Spence]

But what about Hernandez?

[Leela Gold]

He doesn't have to know. You can tell him I was gone when you got here. What do you say, Raymond? It's a lot of money.

[Raymond Spence]

When would we divide?

[Leela Gold]

Right now.

[Raymond Spence]

Well, then you do have it here.

[Leela Gold]

Yes, but you'll never find it without me. So make up your mind.

[Raymond Spence]

If Raphael should learn of this, he'd cut my throat.

[Leela Gold]

He'll cut it anyway.

[Raymond Spence]

You know your trouble, Leela? You're a cynic. All right, get it.

[Mike Waring]

Wait a minute.

[Raymond Spence]

What are you doing at that trunk?

[Leela Gold]

Part of it's in here, off top.

[Raymond Spence]

Where's the rest?

[Leela Gold]

Never mind. This should take care of your interest.

[Raymond Spence]

Put that gun away.

[Leela Gold]

Oh, is that what it is?

[Raymond Spence]

Are you going to put that gun away?

[Leela Gold]

Just as soon as you leave. Now, do you go quietly or do I shoot?

[Raymond Spence]

You're bluffing.

[Leela Gold]

I wouldn't advise you to call me Raymond. I'm really loaded.

[Raymond Spence]

You don't frighten me, darling.

[Leela Gold]

I'm warning you.

[Raymond Spence]

Oh, don't be such a bloody little fool.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Now, give me that.

[Mike Waring]

Oh.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Right this way, Mr. Warren. I saved the best room in the house for you.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I appreciate that, mister.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

You just call me Ben.

[Mike Waring]

Okay, Ben it is. Here we are.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Wait till I flip on the lights. Well, what do you think?

[Mike Waring]

This is your best room? I'd hate to see the worst.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Oh, you're judging by appearances. Would you like me to turn on the Fan?

[Mike Waring]

No, thanks.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Okay.

[Mike Waring]

I'd like you to get me another room.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, just between us. They're all alike. There's one thing about the Hotel Griselda. We don't show no favoritism.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, well, you had me worried for a while. Where does a glass door lead? To the balcony.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

But I wouldn't use it. There's a lot of mosquitoes out tonight.

[Mike Waring]

How romantic. Yeah, ain't it?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Still, if you want me to open.

[Mike Waring]

No, no, don't bother.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Oh, it wouldn't be any bother at all, Mr. Warren. I'd be pleased to do anything for you.

[Mike Waring]

What did I do to rate this service?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, I read all about you. You're the one they call the Falcon.

[Mike Waring]

How do you know?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Oh, I subscribe to all the detective magazines. I just finished reading about you and the Benson case. You know, there was one thing that puzzled me. There.

[Mike Waring]

There were a lot of things that puzzled me.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, suppose you and I could get together when I'm off duty and sort of kick them around. I got a couple of theories.

[Mike Waring]

Yeah, we'll save them for Einstein. How about some ice water?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, that raises a problem.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, you haven't any ice.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Oh, sure we have. Only it'd melt by the time I got it up here.

[Mike Waring]

That's just peachy. All right. Here you are.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Oh, thank you, Mr. Waring. And anytime I can be a further.

[Mike Waring]

Servant, I know I won't call on you.

[Leela Gold]

Huh?

[Mike Waring]

Skip it. What?

[Leela Gold]

Open up.

[Mike Waring]

Wait a second. What are you doing on my balcony?

[Leela Gold]

Well, I could say I was taking a sun bath.

[Mike Waring]

At nine in the evening?

[Leela Gold]

I suppose it does sound far fetched.

[Mike Waring]

Only slightly.

[Leela Gold]

My name is Leela Gold.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I can't say this is a pleasure. I'm.

[Leela Gold]

Don't have to tell me. I overheard.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, so you're going for eavesdropping too?

[Leela Gold]

I couldn't help myself. Funny how things turn out. There's one man in the world I wanted to meet.

[Mike Waring]

It's me.

[Leela Gold]

How'd you know?

[Mike Waring]

It figured everyone does.

[Leela Gold]

Mr. Waring, you've got to help me. I'm in terrible danger.

[Mike Waring]

Now look, Ms. Gold.

[Leela Gold]

Leila.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I'm here on a vacation.

[Leela Gold]

Well, this won't take much of your time. I wouldn't bother you, but there's nobody else I can turn to. Well, now look, I'll be forever in your debt.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I. I don't think you can afford my prices.

[Leela Gold]

Oh, try me.

[Mike Waring]

Hey, now wait.

[Leela Gold]

What do you think?

[Mike Waring]

I think you've been seeing too many B movies. Where'd you get the Idea? You could bribe a private detective with a kiss.

[Leela Gold]

I'm sorry. I lost my head.

[Mike Waring]

It's a very pretty one. What's the problem then?

[Leela Gold]

You will help? Well, actually, it's really very simple. There's a man registered here at the hotel named Raymond Spencer.

[Mike Waring]

Raymond Spence? Didn't the room clerk mention something about him?

[Leela Gold]

I don't know. Did he?

[Mike Waring]

Yes, he did. Seems that Spence character was cleaning a gun this PM and accidentally shot himself in the shoulder.

[Leela Gold]

Oh, well. Ray works for a man named Rafael Hernandez. Hernandez is due here tonight. I want you to meet him at the airport.

[Mike Waring]

What for?

[Leela Gold]

How else can you kill him?

[Mike Waring]

How else can I what?

[Leela Gold]

It shouldn't be difficult. Hernandez won't be suspecting a thing.

[Mike Waring]

You have been seeing too many movies.

[Leela Gold]

You won't do it.

[Mike Waring]

What do you think?

[Leela Gold]

You don't understand. It's either Hernandez or me. Raymond was sent here to do the job. He wasn't wounded cleaning that gun. He tried to kill me.

[Mike Waring]

Come again?

[Leela Gold]

I was lucky enough to hit his arm.

[Mike Waring]

Did you report that to the local gendarmes?

[Leela Gold]

That wouldn't do me any good. The sheriff here works for Hernandez.

[Mike Waring]

What are you trying to give me?

[Leela Gold]

Honestly, it's the truth. So you see, you're the only one I can depend on.

[Mike Waring]

Hey. Hey, wait a minute. Where you going?

[Leela Gold]

Don't worry. Be back just as soon as you complete your end of the bargain. Till then, darling. Au revoir.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Yes, sir.

[Rafael Hernandez]

This is Mr. Hernandez in 212. Did you give my message to Raymond Spence?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Yes. I told him you wanted to see him.

[Rafael Hernandez]

But that was half hour ago. Bring his room again. Never mind. He's here now.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Come in, come in.

[Rafael Hernandez]

Well, it's about.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, no. Go away. There's nobody home.

[Leela Gold]

Is that you, Mike?

[Mike Waring]

Who's this?

[Leela Gold]

Leela.

[Mike Waring]

Leela?

[Leela Gold]

Yes. I couldn't help calling you darling. I think you're wonderful.

[Mike Waring]

I think so too.

[Leela Gold]

I just heard the news. You did it for me.

[Mike Waring]

I did what for you?

[Leela Gold]

Well, I suppose it is stupid of me to mention. But I want you to know I'm forever in your debt.

[Mike Waring]

Huh?

[Leela Gold]

Good night, sweetheart. I'll see you in the morning.

[Mike Waring]

Hey, now, wait a minute. Oh, must be the climate. This is the screwiest. What now? Come in. Ever wonder what life is like with a phantom screen?

[Leela Gold]

It's magic.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

It is?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Oh, wow.

[Mike Waring]

Wow.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Wow.

[Mike Waring]

Wow. Wow, wow, wow.

[Raymond Spence]

Why is that?

[Leela Gold]

This is amazing.

[Mike Waring]

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[Sheriff William Bowers]

I'm looking for Mr. Michael Waring.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, couldn't you find some other time to look? It must be 4:00am 4:15 to be exact.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

I'd like to introduce myself, sir. My name is William Bowers. I'm the local sheriff.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, well, I'm glad to know you, Sheriff. I was gonna look you up tomorrow morning.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Wasn't it nice of me to save you the trip? You know a Mr. Hernandez?

[Mike Waring]

You mean Rafael Hernandez?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Yeah. No. Funny you should know his first name.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, it's not so funny. A young. Wait a minute. What happened to him?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

He was murdered a couple of hours ago. Murdered? I'm surprised you didn't hear the commotion.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I'm a sound sleeper.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

You walk and you sleep.

[Mike Waring]

What are you getting at?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

You recognize this?

[Mike Waring]

Where'd you find that gun?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Right next to Hernando's body. Of course, if I were one of your big city cops, I would have immediately deduced it was yours. But being just a yokel, I had to call the New York police first.

[Mike Waring]

But how did my gun wind up near Hernando's body? Now that's a good question.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

I just hope you find time to think up an answer before we hang you. If I were you, sir, I'd start working on it right now.

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[Mike Waring]

Look, Sheriff, you got this all wrong.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Oh, I'm sure I have. But after all, what can you expect from a hick cop?

[Mike Waring]

Well, I tell you, I didn't kill Hernando's. I never even met the man. When I came to my room last night, there was a girl on my balcony.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Shades of Romeo and Juliet.

[Mike Waring]

Now, look, I'm not clowning. Her name is Leela Gold. She wanted me. Oh, well, what's the use? You wouldn't believe it.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Try me. I'm pretty gullible.

[Mike Waring]

What she wanted me to gun Hernando's for.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

And you obliged.

[Mike Waring]

Don't talk like a chump.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Well, why did she pick on you to play assassin?

[Mike Waring]

She heard Ben the room clerk mention that I was a private detective from New York.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

And that convinced her you wouldn't hesitate to commit murder.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I can't help it if she's crazy.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Crazy not. The fact remains Mr. Hernando is dead.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I didn't gun him. They've got to give me a chance to clear myself.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

I wish I could, but unfortunately.

[Mike Waring]

Wait a minute. Let me see that gun again.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

What for?

[Mike Waring]

Because it isn't mine.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

The New York Police Department.

[Mike Waring]

Yeah. Well, I tell you it isn't mine. I ought to know. Mine had a nick on the barrel.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

For a previous victim.

[Mike Waring]

Look, I'll even show you where it was. Let me have it. You see, I was right. All right, Sheriff, get him up.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Oh, now, Mr. Waring, really. You're violating the confidence.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I guess I can't be trusted. All right, in that closet.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

You going to lock me in there?

[Mike Waring]

What do you think?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

I think I'll never trust another Yankee.

[Mike Waring]

Come on, come on. Quit stalling.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

As you will, sir.

[Mike Waring]

Sorry to do this, Sheriff, but after all, turnabout is fair play. You were going to lock me up.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

And I still will. So make the most of your fun, Mr. Wearing. At the moment, I'm your guest. But I hope to play host to you shortly.

[Mike Waring]

Hey, Ben.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Ben.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Now cut that out. You want to break my window, it's me. Well, I don't care of it. Oh, Mr. Ware.

[Mike Waring]

You got anybody in there?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, no, but how did you know where I live?

[Mike Waring]

I'm a detective, remember? They call me the Falcon. Open up.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Oh, just a second.

[Mike Waring]

Come on, hurry up. Someone could pick me off in that life. Thanks. What do you hear from Sheriff Bowers?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Oh, he's awful peeved with you.

[Mike Waring]

I can imagine. Now, listen, Ben, you've got to give me a hand.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

I wouldn't dare. Don't let Bowers fool you, Mr. Ware. And he may look like a Fat fool.

[Mike Waring]

But he ain't well, I'm sure of it. That's why I need your help. You don't believe I killed Hernando's?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, after all, it was your gun.

[Mike Waring]

It was in my grip. Anyone could have stolen it. I was dead to the world after my ride down here.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, stealing all.

[Mike Waring]

You don't believe me, huh? Okay, so I'm a killer. So what do you think your chances are? You. You could give me away.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

No, no, I wouldn't. I swear.

[Mike Waring]

All right, then prove it. Get hold of Ms. Gold.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Sir?

[Mike Waring]

Lela Gold. I want you to bring her here. There's the little lady who holds the key to the whole puzzle.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

If you say so.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I say so. Now, on your way.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

But if the sheriff finds out.

[Mike Waring]

Who's going to tell him?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Oh, he's a funny man, Mr. Waring. He's got ways of learning things.

[Mike Waring]

Now forget it. You put yourself in my hands, I'll make you a big man.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Put myself in your hands and you're liable to make me a dead one.

[Mike Waring]

Well, any way you will have lived. Now get going.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Ms. Gold. Ms. Gold, I. I just want.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Hello, Ben.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Oh, Sheriff Bowers.

[Mike Waring]

Uhhuh.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, I. I was looking for Ms. Gold.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

I am too. Maybe we can join forces.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, really, Sheriff, what's the matter?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

You're off duty now.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, yes. Yes, but.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Yeah, but what?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, I just remembered something.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

I did too. Sit down, Ben.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, really, Sheriff, you don't want to.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Antagonize me, do you?

[Raymond Spence]

No.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

I'm a friend of yours, remember? Did I say anything? A couple of years ago, when I caught you running the still, you were breaking the law and I looked the other way.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

But you don't understand.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

No, I don't suppose you enlighten me. Squat.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Yes. Yes, sir.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

What do you want with Leela Gold?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

I just wanted to know if her room was comfortable.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Let's face it, Ben. No one's ever been comfortable in these rooms. Look at it. It's a shame and a disgrace. Holes in the screen, broken water pitches. What must your guests think? But then they're not too fussy, are they?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

I resent that.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Well, it's true. What do you suppose keeps the same people coming back time after time like that Mr. Hernandez and Raymond Spencer?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

I don't know.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Well, do you know why Ms. Gold honored you with her presence?

[Raymond Spence]

No.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

What do you want with her?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, I told you.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Pack of lives. Mike Waring sent you for it, didn't he?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, honest.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Where is he? At your place.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

I didn't say that?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

No, but it figured.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

What are you going to do?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

I can't tell rightly. First I got to find out what Mr. Waring has in mind.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

You going to pick him up now?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

No, no. Let's give the man a little more rope. If he's going to hang himself, he might as well do a neat job. I hate loose ends, don't you?

[Rafael Hernandez]

Yes, ma'.

[Mike Waring]

Am. What'll it be?

[Leela Gold]

I'll have a daiquiri.

[Raymond Spence]

Let her make it two, Ray. Go on. Waiter.

[Rafael Hernandez]

Yes, sir.

[Leela Gold]

Listen, Ray, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to shoot you.

[Raymond Spence]

Of course you didn't.

[Leela Gold]

Leela, I've been thinking over what you suggested yesterday.

[Raymond Spence]

What I suggested?

[Leela Gold]

A partnership.

[Raymond Spence]

You're forgetting, darling. That was your suggestion.

[Leela Gold]

Well, anyway, with Hernandez gone, poor Raphael.

[Raymond Spence]

Who do you suppose killed him?

[Leela Gold]

It was Mike Waring.

[Raymond Spence]

Mike Waring?

[Leela Gold]

Private detective from New York. The Falcon.

[Raymond Spence]

Funny, I never heard Raphael mention his name.

[Leela Gold]

Oh, it's true. I tell you. He came down here just to see Hernando's.

[Raymond Spence]

And how do you know that?

[Leela Gold]

Waring told me.

[Raymond Spence]

I don't believe it.

[Leela Gold]

You think I'd lie to you?

[Raymond Spence]

Darling, you wouldn't recognize the truth if it slapped you in the face.

[Leela Gold]

Ray, you've got to trust me.

[Raymond Spence]

That would be rather stupid, wouldn't it? I trusted you once and wound up with my arm in a sling.

[Leela Gold]

I told you I didn't mean it. I was rattled. You see, I was expecting Wearing.

[Raymond Spence]

Why?

[Leela Gold]

Well, he and I are partners. He came down here to meet me.

[Raymond Spence]

Make up your mind. Did he come here to see you or Hernando's Vogue?

[Leela Gold]

I turned the stuff over to it.

[Raymond Spence]

Such a bloody little liar.

[Leela Gold]

Yes, you're right. I am. But this time I'm telling the truth. Waring's got it.

[Raymond Spence]

He made at that. The sheriff's looking for him.

[Leela Gold]

Well, that proves it.

[Raymond Spence]

Where's Waring now?

[Leela Gold]

I don't know.

[Raymond Spence]

Well, if he's your partner, you must expect to hear from him.

[Leela Gold]

I'll tell you, I don't.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Miss Gold.

[Raymond Spence]

What I think you're being. Paige, darling. Over here, boy.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

I. I gotta talk to you. Miss Gold.

[Raymond Spence]

We'll go right ahead.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, this is confidential.

[Leela Gold]

I'll see you later.

[Raymond Spence]

Ray, our darling. We don't have secrets from one another. All right, then, let's have it.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, I. I don't know.

[Raymond Spence]

I do. Now, what is this message you have for my charming associate?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, Mike Warren wants to see her.

[Raymond Spence]

He does?

[Leela Gold]

Now do you believe we're partners?

[Raymond Spence]

Where is he?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Well, he's he's hiding out at my place. I got a shack near the swamps.

[Raymond Spence]

Suppose you take me there.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

But he wanted to see the lady.

[Raymond Spence]

I wouldn't think of it. Well, you know how people talk. Now you better take me and he won't be disappointed. I'll provide him with a much more exciting evening.

[Mike Waring]

Who's there?

[Raymond Spence]

I'll answer. And you, dummy.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

It's me, Mr. Warren.

[Mike Waring]

Ben, did you bring her in?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Yes, just a second.

[Mike Waring]

Hello? Who the devil are you?

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

I'm sorry, Mr. Waring. I couldn't help myself.

[Raymond Spence]

But you can now, so run along.

[Ben (Room Clerk)]

Yeah, but I want to explain.

[Raymond Spence]

I'll do it for you. Nice boy.

[Mike Waring]

Yeah, but not very bright, for that matter.

[Raymond Spence]

Who is?

[Mike Waring]

You must be Raymond Spence.

[Raymond Spence]

Now, how in the world did you ever figure that out?

[Mike Waring]

Leela told me about you shooting yourself this afternoon.

[Raymond Spence]

Now, don't you believe that she was responsible?

[Mike Waring]

Really?

[Raymond Spence]

You picked yourself a horrible associate, Mr. Waring. I can't believe a word she said.

[Mike Waring]

I'm beginning to find that out. Oh, incidentally, would you mind pointing that gun elsewhere?

[Raymond Spence]

Does it make you nervous?

[Mike Waring]

It's very. I'm in a delicate condition.

[Raymond Spence]

Congratulations. But getting back to Leela. She tells me you two are associated in this venture.

[Mike Waring]

You believe that?

[Raymond Spence]

Strangely enough, I do. After all, you did send for her.

[Mike Waring]

Yes, because I'm being framed for murder. Miss.

[Raymond Spence]

Poor Raphael. I'm going to miss him.

[Mike Waring]

Look, I don't know why I should try to convince you, Raymond, but I didn't kill him.

[Raymond Spence]

Have you any idea who did?

[Mike Waring]

Lela tried to get me to do the job when I turned her down.

[Raymond Spence]

You think she did it herself?

[Mike Waring]

Isn't that the way it adds up?

[Raymond Spence]

Frankly, I'm not too sure.

[Mike Waring]

You better be. We've got a pretty sharp sheriff in these parts.

[Raymond Spence]

Oh, he couldn't be too sharp. He let you escape.

[Mike Waring]

We all make mistakes.

[Raymond Spence]

And you made yours when you tied up with Leila. Now, I'm prepared to offer you a much better deal. Leila claims she turned the stuff over to you.

[Mike Waring]

Is that what she claims?

[Raymond Spence]

Well, don't you have it?

[Mike Waring]

I'd say your proposition first.

[Raymond Spence]

Well, it would be pointless discussing anything unless I'm dealing with a principal.

[Mike Waring]

Don't worry, you are. I've got the stuff.

[Raymond Spence]

What do you think of it?

[Mike Waring]

Not much.

[Raymond Spence]

Well, it's worth a hundred grand.

[Mike Waring]

I doubt it. Look like a lot of junk to me.

[Raymond Spence]

Look, I know all of Hernando's contacts. I can unload it tomorrow for that price.

[Mike Waring]

Well, that's good to know. I'll call you if I ever run across it.

[Raymond Spence]

But you just said.

[Mike Waring]

I know. I lied. I must have picked up the habit from leela.

[Raymond Spence]

You know, Mr. Wearing, I'm very annoyed at you. You tricked me.

[Mike Waring]

Yeah, well, don't feel too badly about it. That makes you even with the sheriff.

[Raymond Spence]

Only I don't propose to take this lying down.

[Mike Waring]

What are you going to do about it?

[Raymond Spence]

I don't know. But to begin with, see how this hits you.

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[Sheriff William Bowers]

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[Choice Classic Radio Announcer]

It's the only way to keep them working for you. And now back to the Adventures of the falcon. 30 minutes have passed since Raymond Spence showed his displeasure with Mike Waring by beating a tattoo on his head. Now, as we find Mike.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Come on, Waring, take a swig of this. It won't hurt you. Confidentially, I made it myself.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, Sheriff Bowers.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Go on, go on. Take a good pull.

[Mike Waring]

All right. Oh, brother, that's awful, ain't it?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Took me 20 years to get used to it.

[Mike Waring]

How did you know I was here?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Ben told me.

[Mike Waring]

He's just a great big blabber mouth.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Well, we all have our faults. Now, personally, I trust the wrong people.

[Mike Waring]

Like me, for example.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Like you, for example. I thought you were real smart. I thought you were going to solve this thing for me. Well, I hate work. You can't imagine what it's like dragging 220 pounds around in this sun.

[Mike Waring]

And you let me escape on purpose?

[Raymond Spence]

Naturally.

[Mike Waring]

I don't believe it.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Where's your gun?

[Mike Waring]

In my coat.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Get it. Go on. Well, pull the trigger.

[Mike Waring]

What?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Go ahead, shoot. I want to see how good a marksman you are. Aim at my cigar.

[Mike Waring]

Are you nuts?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

I got confidence in you, boy.

[Mike Waring]

Okay. It's empty.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Huh.

[Mike Waring]

And you did let me escape, huh?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Of course.

[Mike Waring]

What was the idea?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

I told you I thought you were smart. But I'm real disappointed. I wouldn't be surprised if I had to do my own work.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, heaven forbid.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Kind of depressing, ain't it? Well, still can't be helped. It was Raymond Spence who slugged you once.

[Mike Waring]

Yes. He thought I was holding out on him.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Holding out what?

[Mike Waring]

Some mysterious it that he and Leela keep referring to.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Have you any idea what it is?

[Mike Waring]

Yes, I think so, Sheriff. But Leila would know Better. What say we drop in on her? Seems like years since I've seen the girl. How do you want to handle this?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

How would you suggest?

[Mike Waring]

Well, I say we knock and walk right in.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Why bother knocking? There's no reason to disturb the young lady.

[Mike Waring]

And where'd you get those keys?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Ben wasn't using them, so I thought I might as well.

[Mike Waring]

Never mind. It isn't locking.

[Raymond Spence]

Is that you, Leela?

[Mike Waring]

I'm sorry to disappoint you. Raymond Waring, this is Sheriff Bowers.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

No need to introduce us, boy. We've already met. Hi, Mr. Spence.

[Raymond Spence]

Hi.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

We thought this is Leela Gould's room. How come we made such a stupid mistake, Warren?

[Mike Waring]

I don't know. I would have sworn this was 2:09, but it is. Fancy that.

[Raymond Spence]

I was just waiting for Leela.

[Mike Waring]

Good. We'll do it together.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

You. You gentlemen know any three handed games?

[Mike Waring]

Yeah, I know a couple. How about 20 questions?

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Sounds wonderful.

[Mike Waring]

Want to play, Raymond?

[Raymond Spence]

No, thanks.

[Sheriff William Bowers]

Oh, maybe it's just as well. He don't look like he'd be very good at games. He's kind of puny.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, don't sell this boy short, Sheriff. He's a real live one.

[Raymond Spence]

What do you mean?

[Mike Waring]

Why do you suppose Rafael Hernandez was killed?

[Raymond Spence]

I have no idea.

[Mike Waring]

Well, you should was over that mysterious consignment that Leela was carrying. The one who killed Hernandez wanted it.

[Raymond Spence]

Well, then Leela killed him.

[Mike Waring]

No, no, you're not listening. I said whoever killed Hernando's wanted it. Leela had it all along. So who does that leave? Who? You. Of course. It took Leela to give you the idea. But don't worry, Raymond. I'll personally see to it she gets credit for the assistance.

[Leela Gold]

I don't know what to say, Mike. I don't know how you can ever forgive me.

[Mike Waring]

Personally, I find it very easy. Leland, you're a very attractive young thing.

[Leela Gold]

When I think of how I involved you.

[Mike Waring]

Ah, forget it.

[Leela Gold]

You didn't really believe I meant for you to kill Hernando.

[Mike Waring]

No, of course not.

[Leela Gold]

I was just talking.

[Mike Waring]

Yeah, that's the trouble with you, angel. You talk too much. This time Raymond was paying attention when you sold him the idea of double crossing Hernandez struck him as a good one. Seemed a wonderful way to go into business for himself. Then he only had to take care of you.

[Leela Gold]

But I outsmarted him.

[Mike Waring]

He should have realized you were no one to play around with. Oh, incidentally, what are you going to do with the mysterious consignment that was responsible for the whole mess?

[Leela Gold]

Do you know what it is?

[Mike Waring]

Sure. Narcotics. The three of you were part of a ring to smuggle it into the.

[Leela Gold]

U.S. how'd you guess?

[Mike Waring]

Wasn't a guess. I had a hunch all along. And it was confirmed. When I talked to Raymond, I told him it looked like a lot of junk to me. When he let the word junk go unchallenged, I knew I was on the right track.

[Leela Gold]

I don't understand.

[Mike Waring]

Ah, sure you do, angel. You're an old hand at this game. Junk is the all embracing term for narcotics.

[Leela Gold]

Listen, Mike, I know where I can sell the entire shipment. It's pure stuff. We can get 40,000 for it easy. I'll cut you in for half.

[Mike Waring]

As you ever learn, Angel. It's time you told the truth for once. That shipment's worth a hundred grand. Ray told me. Just can't trust you.

[Leela Gold]

Oh, yes you can.

[Mike Waring]

No, I'm afraid not.

[Leela Gold]

I swear, Mike. This time. Why did you stop here?

[Mike Waring]

Well, such a lovely night. Thought we ought to make the most of it. You ever see a lovelier moon?

[Leela Gold]

Oh, darling, look at the way it.

[Mike Waring]

Rises over that building. That's a picture no artist could paint.

[Leela Gold]

Haven't I seen that building before?

[Mike Waring]

Well, if you haven't, you'll see a lot of it in the future. That's the local jail.

[Leela Gold]

Why?

[Mike Waring]

You know, there's no need to take offense. I just want you to try some share of Bauer's southern hospitality. Let's go, Angel.

[Choice Classic Radio Announcer]

The Case of the Natural Seven. The Case of the Natural Seven. That's the title of next week's Adventure of the Falcon. When Mike Waring learns that sometimes loaded dice can do more damage than a loaded gun. The Adventures of the Falcon are based on the famous character created by Drexel Drake. Produced by Bernard L. Shubert, written today by Eugene Wang and directed by Richard Lewis. Les Damon was starred as the Falcon. This program came from New York. This is Fred Collins speaking.