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Mike Waring
Ever wonder what life is like with a phantom screen?
Sergeant Corbett
It's magic.
Mike Waring
It is.
Chuck Lewis
Oh, wow.
Mike Waring
Wow. Wow.
Julie Braddock
Wow.
Sergeant Corbett
Wow, wow, wow.
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Why is that?
Willie Frank
This is amazing.
Mike Waring
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Julie Braddock
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Sergeant Corbett
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Mike Waring
Hello? Yes, this is the fault from speaking. Oh, Marion, I'm glad you called. I'm sorry, angel. I'm all jammed up. Some boy just came to see me with a proposition I couldn't possibly turn down. If we work it right, it may mean a killing.
Narrator
Once again, the National Broadcasting Company brings you the train. Transcribed Adventures of the Falcon starring Les Damon the Adventures of the Falcon Dedicated to private investigators everywhere. Those hard hitting detectives who like Mike Waring, risk their lives to aid law enforcement agencies. So join him now when the Falcon solves the case of the handy helpmate. It is late afternoon in New York, and at the Miramar, a cheap hotel on the Bowery, one citizen finds release from the cares of the day. But the sound effects annoy Chuck Lewis. And when Chuck is annoyed, he does something about it.
Chuck Lewis
All right, Tony, get up.
Willie Frank
Leave me alone.
Mike Waring
Come on, bum.
Chuck Lewis
Get out of my room.
Willie Frank
I ain't bothering anybody.
Chuck Lewis
You're bothering me. That you, Willie?
Willie Frank
Yeah.
Chuck Lewis
Where the devil have you been?
Willie Frank
I just went out with some air.
Chuck Lewis
Oh, you just went. What are you hanging around for, Tony? I told you to get lost.
Willie Frank
Someone would think you own a joint.
Chuck Lewis
What did you say?
Willie Frank
Nothing. He's a wise guy, that Tony. I wouldn't let him get away with it, Chuck.
Chuck Lewis
Now what would you do?
Willie Frank
What's the matter, pal? Everything rubs you the wrong way. Here, maybe this will make you feel better.
Chuck Lewis
Where'd you get that bottle?
Willie Frank
I got friends.
Chuck Lewis
You raise any dough?
Willie Frank
No. I never saw such a bunch of tight words in my life.
Chuck Lewis
Come here a second.
Mike Waring
Huh?
Chuck Lewis
I said come here.
Willie Frank
Now, look.
Chuck Lewis
What's the matter? Don't you understand English?
Willie Frank
Oh, cut it out.
Chuck Lewis
Empty your pockets, huh? Quit stalling. Turn them inside out. Ah. Listen, are you gonna do Like I say.
Willie Frank
Look, Chuck, I don't want you to think.
Sergeant Corbett
You little rat.
Chuck Lewis
So you're holding out of me, huh?
Willie Frank
Honest, I was gonna split.
Chuck Lewis
Now, where'd you get this C note?
Mike Waring
Hey, I found it.
Chuck Lewis
You're lying. Oh, Where'd you get it?
Willie Frank
You remember Marty Braddock?
Chuck Lewis
How could I forget? If I ever lay my hands on it. Hey, wait a minute. You trying to tell me you ran into Marty?
Willie Frank
No, but I met his missus.
Chuck Lewis
Julie? Yeah, what do you know? Must have been real tickled to see you. What'd you do, follow her home?
Willie Frank
Yeah, I put the bite on her there.
Chuck Lewis
Marty must be doing okay if his wife can shell out a hundred clams.
Willie Frank
Leave it to Marty. He's got a job at the Belmont Bank.
Sergeant Corbett
He what?
Willie Frank
You know what I was figuring, Chuck? I bet he wouldn't mind a touch now and then to keep his old friends happy.
Chuck Lewis
Oh, you jerk. Is that all you can think of? Where's your imagination, Marty? Working for a bank? You expect me to be satisfied with a couple of bucks? Now if you said a couple of thousand, that would be different.
Willie Frank
I don't get you.
Chuck Lewis
No, but Marty will. Get my coat. We're going.
Mike Waring
Bye.
Narrator
Bye.
Marty Braddock
Yes, sir, can I help you?
Mike Waring
Yes. Can you break this bill? Why, certainly.
Marty Braddock
How would you like it?
Mike Waring
Oh, five. Five ones will be fine.
Chuck Lewis
Five.
Mike Waring
One, two, three. You Marty Braddock? Yes, that's right. Wonder if you could spare me a few minutes. My name is Mike Waring.
Marty Braddock
Well, I'm very busy.
Mike Waring
Well, that's all right. Bank is one of my clients. Just close your window. Really, Mr. Waring, that's okay. It's official business. Suppose we go into Sinclair's office?
Chuck Lewis
Sure.
Mike Waring
Better come around this way.
Marty Braddock
May I ask what this is all about?
Mike Waring
You'll find out.
Marty Braddock
I hope Mr. Sinclair isn't annoyed with me.
Mike Waring
Not yet anyway. All right, Sit down. Thanks. I don't know if you're familiar with what I do for the bank. Well, no, I. I'm a private detective. One of my duties is to check personnel.
Marty Braddock
I see.
Mike Waring
On the course of events, I sent your fingerprints to the FBI. I guess you know what they told me.
Marty Braddock
Yes, I guess I do.
Mike Waring
Your application here doesn't mention anything about you serving five to ten for armed robbery back in 1945.
Chuck Lewis
All right, Waring.
Marty Braddock
I won't take up any more of your time.
Mike Waring
Now just a minute.
Marty Braddock
What for? I've heard the spiel 20 times.
Mike Waring
I'm awfully sorry, Braddock.
Marty Braddock
But naturally we can't afford to have an ex con working for us. Isn't that how it goes?
Mike Waring
No, don't blame me. I'm just an innocent bystander. When did you get out?
Marty Braddock
What difference does it make? Just humor me in 49.
Mike Waring
What have you been doing since?
Marty Braddock
Getting kicked all over the place.
Mike Waring
You really been trying to go straight?
Marty Braddock
Would you believe it if I said yes?
Mike Waring
Who knows?
Marty Braddock
Look, if you get your kicks torturing people at swell.
Mike Waring
But I don't think I have.
Willie Frank
No, no, no, no.
Mike Waring
I'm really interested.
Marty Braddock
Well, I. I was 19 when I pulled that job in Buffalo. It was the only crooked thing I ever did. I threw in with a couple of.
Mike Waring
Boys I know named Chuck Lewis and Willie Frank.
Marty Braddock
How did you know?
Mike Waring
It's all down here. I see you're married.
Marty Braddock
Yeah, three years ago.
Mike Waring
Is your wife known everything?
Marty Braddock
I met her before I was sent up.
Mike Waring
And she waited?
Marty Braddock
Yes.
Mike Waring
Sounds like quite a girl. How is she going to take this?
Marty Braddock
The way she's been taking it all along. She won't complain.
Mike Waring
Look, Braddock, if I were to forget about this for a while. What Could I trust you not to make me sorry.
Marty Braddock
Listen, Waring, if you give me this break, I swear you'll never regret it.
Mike Waring
I hope not. Okay, fella, get back to work.
Chuck Lewis
All right, Willie. What do you got to say for yourself? Where's Marty?
Willie Frank
I swear that's where he works, Chuck.
Chuck Lewis
Funny, we didn't see him come out. Everybody else?
Mike Waring
Yeah.
Willie Frank
What do you make of that?
Chuck Lewis
Okay, Willie, you wait here in the alley.
Willie Frank
You ain't gonna pull anything.
Chuck Lewis
Just wait. You see anybody, sing out. Hey, buddy, you got a match?
Sergeant Corbett
Sure.
Mike Waring
Here.
Marty Braddock
Keep the book.
Chuck Lewis
Yeah. You always were a sport. What's the matter, Marty? Don't you recognize me?
Marty Braddock
No.
Chuck Lewis
I must have gained a few pounds.
Marty Braddock
Chuck Lewis.
Chuck Lewis
So you didn't forget.
Marty Braddock
What are you doing here?
Chuck Lewis
Question is, what are you doing here? Since when do they employ ex cons in banks?
Marty Braddock
I don't work there.
Chuck Lewis
Ain't the way I heard it.
Marty Braddock
Look, I don't care what you heard. Get out of my way.
Chuck Lewis
Take it easy, pal. You'll last longer. Know what I mean?
Marty Braddock
So you still pack a gun, huh?
Chuck Lewis
You won't believe this, Marty, but this one's a present from your missus. What? Of course, in all fairness to Julie, she didn't know how we were going to spend the money.
Marty Braddock
We?
Chuck Lewis
Oh, I forgot to mention. There's another friend of yours around. Willie Frank.
Marty Braddock
You're not going to get away with this.
Chuck Lewis
You're not going to get away with this. If I had a buck for every time I heard That I could retire. Hey, Willie, look who's here.
Willie Frank
Hiya, Marty.
Marty Braddock
What are you fellas up to?
Chuck Lewis
We're going back in business. No, we're not. Well, you certainly wouldn't want the bank to find out they got an ex con on the payroll.
Marty Braddock
They know it already.
Chuck Lewis
Well, then that alters the case somewhat. But not enough. We're going to teach them it's not right to put temptation in your way. Now, me and Willie got a little plan.
Mike Waring
I'm not interested.
Chuck Lewis
Suppose I put it to you like this.
Sergeant Corbett
Vent could.
Willie Frank
What did you do?
Chuck Lewis
Keep out of the shoe. All right, Galahad, on your feet. You gonna cooperate?
Willie Frank
No.
Chuck Lewis
I say you will. You wouldn't want anything to happen to your missus.
Mike Waring
What?
Chuck Lewis
As I recall, you're awfully sweet on that dame. I wonder if you'd like her as much if she had her face carved up.
Marty Braddock
So help me, Chuck, if you touch Julie, I'll get you.
Chuck Lewis
Don't make me laugh. Now get this and get it straight. You're gonna play ball. Otherwise you'll go home one night and find your wife a mess.
Willie Frank
He means it, Marty.
Chuck Lewis
You're gonna join the team. Yeah, that's a spirit. Get on home. We wouldn't want Julie to get nervous about you. You know how little it takes to make some.
Julie Braddock
Is that you, darling?
Chuck Lewis
Yeah.
Julie Braddock
Let me take you, Marty.
Marty Braddock
It's all right. Julie.
Julie Braddock
What happened?
Marty Braddock
Nothing.
Julie Braddock
How can you say that? Sit down. I'm gonna call Dr. No, no. But look at you.
Marty Braddock
I tell you I'm all right.
Julie Braddock
You're not. I got a right to know what happened.
Marty Braddock
I ran into a couple of old friends.
Julie Braddock
Chuck and Willie.
Marty Braddock
Yeah.
Julie Braddock
It was my fault. I'd been careful. Willie never would have followed me.
Marty Braddock
How could you have even known he was in town? Julie, they want me to throw in with him again.
Julie Braddock
You wouldn't.
Chuck Lewis
No.
Marty Braddock
What do you suggest?
Julie Braddock
They can't make any trouble.
Marty Braddock
They can make plenty.
Julie Braddock
But Mr. Waring knows about your records.
Mike Waring
But the bank doesn't.
Marty Braddock
If Willy and Chuck went to the powers that be, I'd be out in the street in five minutes.
Julie Braddock
No, you wouldn't.
Marty Braddock
Look, who are we kidding? Can't you see old Sinclair's reaction when he learns he's got an ex con in his temple of finance? It'll be the same old story all over again.
Julie Braddock
All right, then you'll quit the job?
Marty Braddock
Well, I won't satisfy Chuck. He said if I didn't cooperate, he'd.
Julie Braddock
He'd what?
Marty Braddock
Never mind.
Julie Braddock
Did he threaten you? I've got a right to know.
Mike Waring
Ever wonder what life is like with a phantom screen?
Sergeant Corbett
It's magic.
Mike Waring
It is.
Chuck Lewis
Oh, wow.
Mike Waring
Wow. Wow.
Julie Braddock
Wow.
Sergeant Corbett
Wow. Wow, wow, wow.
Narrator
What is that?
Willie Frank
This is amazing.
Mike Waring
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Julie Braddock
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Marty Braddock
Yeah. Julie, what are we gonna do?
Julie Braddock
You're gonna do absolutely nothing.
Chuck Lewis
But.
Julie Braddock
There are no buts about it. You leave it to me, darling. I'll think.
Willie Frank
All right, take it easy. You want to bust my eardrum?
Chuck Lewis
Well, how about a little service here?
Willie Frank
You want service? Try to Waldorf.
Chuck Lewis
Tony, how would you like me to come downstairs and give you a punch in the nose?
Willie Frank
Hey, who is this?
Chuck Lewis
Chuck Lewis.
Willie Frank
Oh, what's the matter, Chuck? Can't you take a joke?
Chuck Lewis
No. You see Willie Frank around?
Willie Frank
No, I ain't seen him all day.
Chuck Lewis
Well, when he comes in, you tell him I want to. Never mind. I think that's him.
Willie Frank
What was that? Hey, Chuck.
Narrator
Got the second.
Sergeant Corbett
Hello, Mike.
Mike Waring
Sergeant Corbett. That brings you down to my little nest?
Sergeant Corbett
What always brings me down? You.
Mike Waring
Why Sergeant, I never dreamed you cared. Now what's on your mind?
Sergeant Corbett
You do some work for the Belmont bank, don't you?
Mike Waring
That's right.
Sergeant Corbett
How you doing there?
Mike Waring
They're satisfied.
Sergeant Corbett
Guess it doesn't take much, huh?
Mike Waring
What are you talking about? Well, I thought it was your job.
Sergeant Corbett
To investigate other employees.
Mike Waring
So?
Chuck Lewis
So you slipped up kind of badly.
Mike Waring
Did you know they had an ex.
Sergeant Corbett
Con on the payroll?
Chuck Lewis
No.
Sergeant Corbett
You're lying.
Mike Waring
Now look, Corbett, if you're referring to Marty Braddock, uh huh. Well, I figured the guy deserved a break.
Sergeant Corbett
So you destroyed the report?
Mike Waring
How did you know that?
Sergeant Corbett
Because I was down at the bank to see Mr. Braddock. One of his old associates was just knocked off. A fellow named Chuck Lewis.
Mike Waring
No, I'm telling you.
Sergeant Corbett
Yes.
Mike Waring
And you think that I think it's.
Sergeant Corbett
Highly suspicious Mr. Braddock didn't show up for work today.
Mike Waring
Well, what does his wife say?
Sergeant Corbett
I haven't seen her yet.
Mike Waring
You mind if I join you?
Sergeant Corbett
I insist on it. After all, when you did your good deed for Braddock, you paved the way for Murder. All right, Boy Scout, let's go.
Narrator
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Mike Waring
Looks like nobody's home.
Sergeant Corbett
Well, what'd you expect?
Mike Waring
Well, maybe we better go in.
Sergeant Corbett
Yes, I was just going to suggest that. Allow me. But five will get you.
Julie Braddock
What are you doing there, huh? If you don't get away from that door, I'll call the police.
Mike Waring
Well, you won't have far to travel. This gent is one of them. You Julie Braddock?
Julie Braddock
Yes.
Mike Waring
This is Sergeant Corbett. My name is Mike Waring.
Julie Braddock
Oh, so you're the one.
Sergeant Corbett
Yeah, he's the one.
Julie Braddock
Well, what are you gentlemen doing here?
Mike Waring
Well, I think we better discuss that inside.
Julie Braddock
What's wrong?
Mike Waring
What makes you think anything is wrong?
Julie Braddock
Did something happen to Marty?
Sergeant Corbett
No, but something will.
Julie Braddock
Where is he?
Sergeant Corbett
That's what we'd like to know.
Julie Braddock
I don't understand.
Mike Waring
Now you better sit down.
Julie Braddock
Julie, you gotta tell me.
Mike Waring
Did you ever hear of a man named Chuck Lewis?
Julie Braddock
No.
Mike Waring
You're lying.
Julie Braddock
Angel, I swear I didn't.
Mike Waring
Well, you should have.
Sergeant Corbett
He was one of your husband's fraternity brothers.
Julie Braddock
You leave my husband out of this.
Mike Waring
No, he can't. Chuck Lewis was murdered this afternoon.
Julie Braddock
And you think Marty did?
Sergeant Corbett
Yes.
Julie Braddock
You're crazy.
Sergeant Corbett
Then why did he disappear?
Julie Braddock
Who says he did?
Sergeant Corbett
He didn't show up for work.
Julie Braddock
Well, maybe he went over to see his brother in Jersey?
Sergeant Corbett
Don't make me laugh.
Julie Braddock
He could have. His brother had a heart attack last week. Maybe he took a turn for the worse.
Sergeant Corbett
And Marty didn't say anything to you about it?
Julie Braddock
He doesn't like to worry me.
Sergeant Corbett
Just a real solicitous kid, ain't he?
Julie Braddock
I swear that's the truth.
Sergeant Corbett
Well, we'll see how it hits a jury.
Julie Braddock
They can't hold him, can they, Mr. Waring?
Mike Waring
Well, that all depends. Was Marty in touch with Chuck?
Julie Braddock
No.
Mike Waring
It'll be easy enough to find out.
Julie Braddock
I give you My word. Marty hasn't seen him since he was sent up.
Sergeant Corbett
Well, then how do you account for the fact we found your husband's business card on Chuck's body?
Julie Braddock
That was my fault. I was in touch with him.
Sergeant Corbett
Come again?
Julie Braddock
I was out shopping last week and I ran into Willie Frank.
Sergeant Corbett
Willie Frank?
Julie Braddock
Yes, he was a friend of Chuck's. I gave him some money, but Marty knew nothing about it.
Sergeant Corbett
Do you expect us to believe that.
Julie Braddock
He had no motive?
Mike Waring
Oh, yes, he had. Suppose Chuck was in touch with your husband. Suppose he threatened to go to the bank and tell him of Molly's past record. After all, this was Marty's big chance he'd be peeved with anyone who tried to ruin it.
Julie Braddock
I tell you, Marty didn't kill him.
Mike Waring
Well, then who did?
Julie Braddock
Me.
Sergeant Corbett
What?
Julie Braddock
You heard me. I did it.
Mike Waring
You realize what you're saying?
Julie Braddock
Yes. I went to that place where he was living this afternoon. I went in through the rear entrance. There's one right on off Third.
Mike Waring
Did anyone see you?
Julie Braddock
No.
Sergeant Corbett
Now, you're not buying this, are you, Mike?
Mike Waring
That was an easy way to check. What did you do with the gun?
Julie Braddock
I threw it in. Sewer.
Mike Waring
Where?
Julie Braddock
I can't remember, but it was somewhere along the bar.
Sergeant Corbett
Now that's a hot one.
Julie Braddock
Why won't you believe me?
Sergeant Corbett
Because it's obvious you're shielding your husband. Yes, it was A nice try, Mrs. Braddock, but I'm holding out for Marty. And since I can't depend on you to notify me when he comes in, I'll have a couple of boys downstairs who will.
Mike Waring
Hello?
Narrator
Hello.
Marty Braddock
Is that you wearing?
Mike Waring
Yeah. Who's this?
Marty Braddock
This is Marty Braddock.
Mike Waring
What?
Marty Braddock
Listen, Waring, I want to talk to you.
Mike Waring
Now that makes us even, cuz I want to talk to you. I'll meet you at your apartment in 20 minutes.
Marty Braddock
No, no, let's make it someplace else. There are a couple of squad cars parked in front of my door.
Mike Waring
I got a hunch of.
Marty Braddock
Something wrong.
Mike Waring
Something is. Where are you now?
Marty Braddock
Did anything happen to my wife?
Mike Waring
No.
Marty Braddock
You swear?
Mike Waring
Yep.
Chuck Lewis
Okay.
Marty Braddock
I'm in a drugstore on the corner of 12th and 4th Avenue.
Mike Waring
All right. Walk down to the corner of 12th and 5th. I'll combine a blue Nash. Don't stop to admire the color. Just hop.
Marty Braddock
All right, Waring, what's up?
Mike Waring
What makes you think anything is up?
Marty Braddock
There's too much hocus pocus going on. What are the cops staked out in front of my house for?
Mike Waring
They're looking for you.
Narrator
Why?
Mike Waring
Don't you know?
Marty Braddock
If I did, I Wouldn't ask.
Mike Waring
Well, a friend of yours named Chuck Lewis met a violent end today.
Marty Braddock
You mean he was murdered?
Mike Waring
Mm.
Marty Braddock
Well, who did it?
Mike Waring
Well, right now the police are inclined to give you the honor.
Marty Braddock
I swear I didn't do it.
Mike Waring
Why didn't you report for work this morning? I was on my way when I.
Marty Braddock
Got a call from my brother's doc. He wasn't feeling so hot.
Mike Waring
So you went over to Jersey to see him? That's right. Without notifying Julie?
Marty Braddock
Well, she was out shopping.
Mike Waring
So you didn't even think of leaving a note?
Marty Braddock
I was too excited. Look, it's easy enough to prove. What time was Chuck killed?
Mike Waring
1:15.
Marty Braddock
Well, you can check with my brother. I was there from 10:30 to 3.
Mike Waring
Was anybody else with you? No. I don't suppose your brother would mind perjuring himself to save your life?
Marty Braddock
You gotta believe me. I tell you, I didn't kill him.
Mike Waring
Well, then that makes it look worse for Julie.
Marty Braddock
What are you talking about?
Mike Waring
Well, I forgot to mention it, but she confessed.
Sergeant Corbett
She what?
Mike Waring
She claims she killed Chuck.
Marty Braddock
Why, she's crazy. She didn't even know he was in town.
Mike Waring
She says she ran into Willie Frank one day who relayed the happy tidings.
Marty Braddock
You don't believe that. Can't you see what she's trying to do?
Mike Waring
I got an idea.
Marty Braddock
Look, look, Mr. Waring, I was lying. I did know Chuck was around. He wanted me to throw in with him again. I was supposed to give him my answer today.
Mike Waring
So?
Marty Braddock
So I, I I gave it to him.
Chuck Lewis
With a gun.
Mike Waring
You got the gun now?
Marty Braddock
No, no, I I I got rid of it.
Chuck Lewis
Where?
Marty Braddock
I threw it in the river.
Mike Waring
What about this alibi of yours?
Marty Braddock
It's a phony. I had it all set with my brother in advance. Listen, Waring, you've got to believe me. Julie knew nothing about this.
Mike Waring
Well, if you say so.
Sergeant Corbett
What's the matter?
Marty Braddock
Don't you believe me?
Mike Waring
What I believe doesn't matter. The man you've got to convince is Sergeant Corbett. I'll arrange for you to have a crack at him.
Marty Braddock
That's the story, sergeant. I killed Chuck Lewis. Julie had nothing to do with it.
Sergeant Corbett
Okay, that's good enough for me.
Marty Braddock
You're gonna let her go now, aren't you?
Sergeant Corbett
Well, I'll think about it. All right, Haskell, take him away.
Mike Waring
Right, sergeant.
Marty Braddock
Will you do me a favor, Waring?
Mike Waring
Sure, Marty.
Marty Braddock
And tell Julie not to worry. Everything's gonna be all right.
Sergeant Corbett
Everything's gonna be all right. Now, that's what I call an optimist.
Mike Waring
Don't tell me you believe that confession.
Sergeant Corbett
Well, I certainly do.
Mike Waring
What about his wife's?
Sergeant Corbett
Well, her motive was obvious. She was trying to protect him.
Mike Waring
And he's trying to do the same for her.
Sergeant Corbett
Oh, you're crazy.
Mike Waring
Well, how do you get around his alibi?
Willie Frank
What alibi?
Sergeant Corbett
He admits he set it up in advance with his brother. You notice there was no one else around to substantiate the story.
Mike Waring
Well, I'm not satisfied.
Sergeant Corbett
Sure, because you hate to admit this is all your fault. If you had notified the bank of his past record, none of this would have happened.
Mike Waring
Well, I thought he deserved a break.
Sergeant Corbett
And he's gonna get it right in the neck.
Mike Waring
Now, wait a minute. Aren't we forgetting someone? Oh, Willie. Frank. What about him? Why couldn't Willie have killed Chuck? Well, why should he? Chuck was a bully boy. Maybe Willie got fed up taking it.
Sergeant Corbett
Oh, he's been paddling around with a guy for 13 years and now suddenly gets fed up. How convenient.
Mike Waring
Well, I still think it bears investigating.
Sergeant Corbett
Will you go ahead and investigate, Mr. Waring? I wouldn't stop you for the world. I got my boy right here.
Mike Waring
All right, come on, Willie, get up. Wake up, boy. You're late for Reveley now. Rise and shine.
Willie Frank
Cut it out, Chuck.
Mike Waring
Surprise. It ain't Chuck.
Willie Frank
Oh, you.
Mike Waring
The name is Waring. Mike Waring.
Willie Frank
You the one they call the Falcon?
Mike Waring
Why? Can you think of something worse to call me? Come on, get up.
Chuck Lewis
What for?
Willie Frank
I ain't goin no place.
Mike Waring
I say you are.
Narrator
Ow.
Willie Frank
Lemme alone.
Mike Waring
I bet you missed that treatment since Chuck is gone. What do you know about his murder?
Willie Frank
Nothing.
Mike Waring
They tell me you weren't around when he was killed.
Willie Frank
That's right.
Mike Waring
Where did you disappear to?
Willie Frank
None of your business.
Mike Waring
Don't give me that, you punk.
Chuck Lewis
Where were you?
Willie Frank
I don't remember.
Mike Waring
You don't remember?
Willie Frank
I must have been loaded.
Mike Waring
What did you have to celebrate Chuck's death? What do you remember?
Willie Frank
Nothing.
Mike Waring
And you can't be sure you didn't kill him.
Willie Frank
Listen, mister, you got no right to come in here and push me around. Who do you think you are anyway?
Mike Waring
You said it yourself. I'm the Falcon. I get dressed. We're going places.
Sergeant Corbett
Was that you, Haskell?
Mike Waring
No, it's only me, Sergeant. And look what I found. All right, you, inside. Let me go.
Sergeant Corbett
Hey, what do you got there?
Mike Waring
I wish I could think of a suitable name. At the moment. It calls itself Woolly Frank.
Sergeant Corbett
Well, why did you bring him down for?
Mike Waring
Cause this is where he belongs. Don't you, Willie?
Willie Frank
I Don't know what you're talking about.
Chuck Lewis
Neither do I.
Mike Waring
Well, if you had done a little investigating as I suggested, you'd have discovered that Willie has no recollection of what he was doing at the time Chuck was murdered.
Chuck Lewis
Well, I have.
Sergeant Corbett
You should have asked me. Willie spent the day right here. He was picked up for vagrancy at.
Mike Waring
11Am but if he was in jail, he couldn't have killed Chuck.
Sergeant Corbett
No, he couldn't. You know, you surprised me, Mike. I didn't think the one and only Falcon could fall flat on his face twice in one day. But you did it, didn't you, boy?
Chuck Lewis
Now beat it.
Sergeant Corbett
I got work to do.
Narrator
Can you stop in time? Ask yourself that question the next time you drive your car. If the car in front of you should jam on his brakes to avoid a stray dog, if a child should dash across an intersection, if a tire should blow out, could you stop in time to save a life? Traffic accidents and death rates are still extremely high, although improved conditions have brought about a 38% reduction in the overall traffic accident toll. More than 30,000 people will lose their lives in traffic accidents this year. So be careful. Accidents don't always happen to the other fellow. Now back to the adventures of the falcon. 10 minutes have passed since Mike Waring was informed that Willie Frank, his nominee for the murder of Chuck Lewis, was turned down. And now Mike goes to break the news to the surviving candidate.
Mike Waring
All right, Haskell, here's my pass. Open them up.
Chuck Lewis
Right.
Willie Frank
Mike, where are you?
Mike Waring
Hello? Marty.
Marty Braddock
Did you see Julie?
Mike Waring
No, not yet.
Marty Braddock
You got to get her out. They promised to release her.
Mike Waring
Well, that's kind of impossible. You see, they never arrested her in the first place. They didn't? No. Sergeant Corbett never believed her confession.
Marty Braddock
So you held out on me.
Mike Waring
Well, you held out on me. Why didn't you tell me you decided to throw in with Chuck and Willie?
Marty Braddock
I wasn't going to.
Chuck Lewis
You're lying.
Marty Braddock
All right, so I was. There was nothing else I could do.
Mike Waring
Then you intended to go through with that holdup?
Narrator
Yes.
Marty Braddock
Look, I. I know. I know you think I let you down, but I couldn't help myself.
Mike Waring
Couldn't you?
Chuck Lewis
No.
Marty Braddock
It wasn't that I cared about the job or myself. I was afraid for Julie. Threatened to go to work on her.
Mike Waring
Did she know that?
Willie Frank
No.
Marty Braddock
Listen, Waring, the cops won't bother her anymore, will they?
Mike Waring
Not as long as you stick to that story that you killed Chuck.
Marty Braddock
Then why shouldn't I?
Mike Waring
On the other hand, why should you? Okay, Marty. Maybe someday I'll figure out the reason. Hey, Haskell. I want out. Hello, Julian. Mr. Waring, you remember Sergeant Corbett?
Julie Braddock
Of course.
Mike Waring
Hi.
Julie Braddock
Where's my husband?
Sergeant Corbett
Right where he belongs.
Julie Braddock
You've got no right to hold him. He didn't kill Chuck.
Sergeant Corbett
And he claims he did.
Julie Braddock
He's lying. He's trying to protect me. I did it.
Mike Waring
What did you do with the gun?
Julie Braddock
I told you, I dropped it in a sewer somewhere along the Bowery.
Sergeant Corbett
Oh, haven't we been through all this before?
Mike Waring
Yes, but this time pay a little more attention. Detail a squad to make a search. What are you babbling about? She's telling the truth.
Julie Braddock
Of course I am.
Sergeant Corbett
Have you gone crazy, Mike?
Narrator
No.
Mike Waring
She did kill Chuck.
Julie Braddock
Then you believe me?
Mike Waring
Yes, I do. Though I'd give the world not to. Come on, we'll take you down to headquarters.
Sergeant Corbett
Hey, you want to stop somewhere for a beer, Mike?
Mike Waring
No thanks, Sergeant. I don't feel like celebrating.
Sergeant Corbett
Why not? You solved the case.
Mike Waring
Well, I'm almost sorry I did. I'd have given anything if I could have proved that Julie Braddock didn't kill Chuck.
Sergeant Corbett
Why did she do it anyway?
Mike Waring
She told the truth all along. She was crazy about her husband and she thought Chuck represented the source of danger to him. So she put him away.
Sergeant Corbett
It seems hard to believe.
Mike Waring
And your boys found the gun in the sewer along the Bowery.
Chuck Lewis
Yeah.
Sergeant Corbett
Yeah, that was the item that convinced me. What convinced you?
Mike Waring
Marty's confession.
Sergeant Corbett
It was no worse than hers.
Mike Waring
Oh yes it was. He admitted to me that in order to protect Julie, he agreed to throw in with Chuck and Willie in sticking up the bank.
Sergeant Corbett
So?
Mike Waring
So that was his way of handling the matter. To him it was the lesser of two evils. If he'd planned to go through with the hold up, he certainly wouldn't have killed Chuck. The only reason he made that confession was because he knew Julie was guilty.
Sergeant Corbett
I know this doesn't sound official, but I hope the jury goes real easy on her. Aren't many dames around that would do what she did.
Mike Waring
No. Let's hope we don't run into another for quite a spell. Cause what this one did was murder. Well, good night, Sergeant.
Narrator
The Case of the Jumping Jack. The Case of the Jumping Jack. That's the title of next week's Adventure of the Falcon. When Mike Waring learns that when some jacks jump to conclusions, the results can be murder. The Adventures of the Falcon are based on the famous character created by Drexel Drake. Produced and transcribed by Bernard L. Shubert Written today by Eugene Wang and directed by Richard Lewis. Les Damon starred as the Falcon with Chuck Webster as Sergeant Corbett. This program came from New York. Fred Collins speaking.
Julie Braddock
It.
Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Episode: The Falcon: The Case of the Handy Helpmate (Original Air Date: 04/13/1952)
Summary Date: October 9, 2025
This episode features a dramatic installment of "The Adventures of the Falcon," starring Les Damon as Mike Waring, the famed private investigator. The core theme revolves around loyalty, desperation, and moral ambiguity as ex-con Marty Braddock gets blackmailed by his past criminal associates, leading to betrayal, murder, and a heartbreaking confession. The episode explores how love, pressure, and fear can drive ordinary people to extraordinary—and tragic—lengths.
[06:07] Marty Braddock: "Would you believe it if I said yes?"
[06:09] Mike Waring: "Who knows?"
[09:16] Chuck Lewis: "You wouldn't want anything to happen to your missus. As I recall, you're awfully sweet on that dame. I wonder if you'd like her as much if she had her face carved up."
[10:14] Julie Braddock: "You're not. I got a right to know what happened." (shows Julie's devotion)
[16:57] Julie Braddock: "You're crazy." (on the police suspecting Marty)
[17:13] Julie Braddock: "He doesn't like to worry me." (covering for Marty's disappearance)
[18:12] Julie Braddock: "Me."
[18:14] Mike Waring: "You realize what you're saying?"
[20:17] Marty Braddock: "I swear I didn't do it." (when confronted about Chuck's murder)
[25:13] Mike Waring: "If you had done a little investigating as I suggested, you'd have discovered that Willie has no recollection of what he was doing at the time Chuck was murdered."
[25:21] Sergeant Corbett: "Willie spent the day right here. He was picked up for vagrancy at 11AM. If he was in jail, he couldn't have killed Chuck."
[29:13] Sergeant Corbett: "Why did she do it anyway?"
[29:15] Mike Waring: "She told the truth all along. She was crazy about her husband and she thought Chuck represented the source of danger to him. So she put him away."
The episode is classic film noir—moody, tense, and dialogue-driven, with terse emotional exchanges. Loyalty and love are portrayed as both redemptive and destructive, with the characters’ choices shaded in moral gray.
The Case of the Handy Helpmate is a rich, emotionally complex mystery from Golden Age radio. It weaves blackmail, redemption, and the tragedy of love-driven crime into a tight, suspenseful narrative. With memorable performances and a gripping unraveling of confessions and motives, it explores the question: how far will an ordinary person go to protect the one they love—even if it means self-destruction?
Stay tuned for next week's adventure: The Case of the Jumping Jack.