The Falcon: The Case of the Proud Papa 06/06/1951

Summary

Episode Summary: "The Falcon: The Case of the Proud Papa"

Introduction

In this gripping episode of The Falcon, titled "The Case of the Proud Papa," listeners are immersed in a classic detective narrative set in the bustling streets of 1950s New York. Hosted by Choice Classic Radio, the episode showcases the sharp wit and investigative prowess of Mike Waring, the suave detective known as The Falcon. This summary delves into the intricate plot, character dynamics, and the unraveling of a complex murder mystery that keeps audiences on the edge of their seats.

Plot Overview

The Setup

The story unfolds on a typical Wednesday evening in New York City. In a modest hotel room on Manhattan's west side, Rita Jordan is seen drinking quietly when an unexpected visitor arrives. The tension begins when Rita confronts her husband, Leo Jordan, revealing his struggles with alcohol and his involvement in dubious financial schemes.

Rita Jordan (03:07): "How were you doing? I took you."

Leo Jordan (03:14): "Aren't you gonna kiss me?"

Their heated exchange hints at underlying troubles, setting the stage for the ensuing drama.

Introduction of Key Characters

As the narrative progresses, we meet several pivotal characters:

• Mike Waring (The Falcon): The astute private detective investigating the case.
• Sergeant Corbett: A seasoned homicide detective assisting in the investigation.
• Paul Victor: The concerned father of Janet Moore, who becomes a central figure in the mystery.
• Ernie Moore: Janet's husband, entangled in petty crime and marital strife.
• Janet Moore: Paul's daughter, whose actions become crucial to solving the case.

The Murder and Initial Investigation

The crux of the episode revolves around the mysterious murder of Rita Jordan. Multiple confessions muddy the waters:

• Janet Moore confesses to protect her husband, Ernie.
• Paul Victor alleges that his son-in-law, Ernie, is innocent and seeks Mike Waring's expertise to clear Janet's name.

Janet Moore (10:29): "Don't bother lying. I know it's her."

Paul Victor (16:29): "Well, now I'd like you to work for her."

Mike Waring navigates these conflicting testimonies, seeking the truth amidst deception and hidden motives.

Unraveling the Truth

Throughout the investigation, Mike engages in intense dialogues and confrontations:

• Confrontation with Paul Victor:

  Paul Victor (18:23): "I did."

  Sergeant Corbett (18:25): "What?"

Paul's sudden confession raises red flags, prompting Mike to scrutinize the evidence more closely. The plot thickens as Sergeant Corbett introduces discrepancies in the case, highlighting inconsistencies in the weapon used and the nature of the confessions.

• The Twist:

  As tensions build, Mike orchestrates a gathering of all suspects, employing psychological tactics to expose the real culprit. In a masterful display of deduction, Mike reveals that the multiple confessions are a ploy to divert suspicion.

Mike Waring (27:38): "We are gathered here tonight to determine who killed Rita Jordan."

The revelation points to the true murderer, unraveling a web of lies spun by those seeking to protect their own interests.

Resolution

In the climactic finale, Mike confronts the actual murderer, leading to a satisfying resolution of the mystery. Sergeant Corbett acknowledges Mike's keen insight, and justice is aptly served.

Sergeant Corbett (29:20): "We've been coming to Ed's Luncheonette every week for years, and always you grab the checks. But tonight, Tonight's different. Tonight I'm gonna pay my own."

Key Discussions and Insights

• Themes of Deception and Trust:

  The episode emphasizes the fragile nature of trust, especially when personal relationships and secrets intertwine. Characters often present deceptive fronts to mask their true intentions.

• Character Development:

  Mike Waring's character is portrayed with depth, showcasing not just his detective skills but also his ability to navigate complex human emotions and motivations. His interactions with Sergeant Corbett add a layer of camaraderie and mutual respect.

• Moral Ambiguities:

  The narrative explores moral dilemmas, particularly through Janet Moore's actions, highlighting the lengths individuals may go to protect those they care about, even at the expense of truth and justice.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Mike Waring on Investigation:

  Mike Waring (28:03): "Don't complain, Ernie. I especially staged this little scene down here in jail so you wouldn't have to do any more traveling."

• Sergeant Corbett on Confessions:

  Sergeant Corbett (29:04): "We've got a signed confession from his daughter."

• Paul Victor's Confession:

  Paul Victor (18:23): "I did."

Conclusion

"The Case of the Proud Papa" stands out as a quintessential episode of The Falcon, blending suspense, intricate plotting, and rich character interactions. Mike Waring's adept handling of the investigation not only uncovers the truth behind Rita Jordan's murder but also delves into the complexities of familial bonds and personal integrity. For fans of old-time radio detective stories, this episode offers a compelling narrative that remains engaging and relevant, showcasing the timeless appeal of classic detective tales.

Transcript

[Podcast Host]

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[Listener Engagement]

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[Rita Jordan]

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[Podcast Host]

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[Ed Herlihy]

The Craft Foods company brings you the adventures of the Falcon, starring Les Demon.

[Mike Waring]

Hello? Yes, this is the Falcon speaking. Oh, Dinah, I'm glad you called. I have to have a rain check. Angel, I'm all jammed up. Some boy I know just figured out a way to make a fortune and I've got to prove to him that sometimes a million isn't worth shooting for.

[Ed Herlihy]

This is Ed Herlihy, friends, inviting you on behalf of the Kraft Foods Company, makers of Miracle Whip, to join the Falcon in tonight's thrilling adventure as he solves the case of the proud Papa. Before the Falcon solves tonight's case, let's listen to this.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Miracle Whip has a flavor so pleasing. Miracle Whip tastes so lively, so teasing.

[Ed Herlihy]

Miracle Whip only one of its kind.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Kind Miracle Whip best salad dressing you'll find.

[Ed Herlihy]

Miracle Whip tastes really good. Not too sharp, not too mild, but just exactly right. And Miracle Whip tastes different, too different from any other salad dressing. Try it yourself. See why it's America's favorite salad dressing. The one and only Miracle Whip. And now, the case of the proud Papa. It's Wednesday evening in New York, and in a small hotel room on Manhattan's west side, a brunette named Rita Jordan quenches her Thirst. And when Rita hears a knock on the door, she hurriedly hides the bottle, proving conclusively it doesn't contain soda pop.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Who is it?

[Ed Herlihy]

Me.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Just a second. Le. Hello, darling.

[Rita Jordan]

How were you doing? I took you.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Aren't you gonna kiss me?

[Rita Jordan]

Cut it out, Rudy. You smell like a saloon.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Well, it's a nice thing to say.

[Rita Jordan]

I told you to lay off the stuff.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Honestly, Leo, I haven't had a drink.

[Ed Herlihy]

Who are you kidding?

[Rita Jordan]

Where's the bottle I told you I had?

[Mike Waring]

Where is it, Ricky?

[Listener Engagement]

Ow.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Ow. Well, in the bureau drawer.

[Rita Jordan]

That one?

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Please. Sweetheart, you've got to understand, I'm sick if I don't have a drink. What are you doing?

[Rita Jordan]

You don't have a garbage disposal unit in this junction?

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

No, Leo, don't. Don't. Why did you do that?

[Rita Jordan]

Cuz I can't trust you.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

You smug hypocrite. I hate you. I hate you.

[Rita Jordan]

Now you know you don't really mean that.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Ow.

[Rita Jordan]

You're crazy about me, aren't you? Oh, everything's going to work out real fine. Well, you don't have to. You think I enjoy seeing my wife living a crummy dive like this? Don't you think I got a heart? That's why I lined up Ernie Moore.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Ernie?

[Rita Jordan]

Yeah. How you doing in that department?

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Says he's in love with me.

[Rita Jordan]

Well, that's wonderful.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

You think it's wonderful he wants to divorce his wife and marry me.

[Ed Herlihy]

Sure.

[Rita Jordan]

That shows you're doing a fine job. But that's only half of it.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Well, I can't do the rest.

[Rita Jordan]

Now look, Rita, you're going to go through with it or I'm through with you. Now make up your mind. Well.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

I'll get the money from Ernie.

[Rita Jordan]

You got a date with him tonight in an hour. Good.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Listen, Leo, couldn't I have just one small drink?

[Rita Jordan]

No.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Just to give me a little.

[Rita Jordan]

I said no, Rita. But you do the job right and I'll buy you a case. Now go wash your face, baby. We want you to look real pretty for the boy. Oui, monsieur.

[Listener Engagement]

Well, I'm looking for. Oh, there she is.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Hello, Ernie.

[Mike Waring]

How are you, Rita?

[Listener Engagement]

Been waiting long?

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Seemed like years. Hope you don't mind my ordering.

[Mike Waring]

Of course not.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Look, that's stupid of me. I went and finished your drink, too. Waiter.

[Ed Herlihy]

Madame.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

I think we better go around again.

[Mike Waring]

Very good, madam.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

What's the matter, Ernie? You look unhappy.

[Listener Engagement]

Look, I don't want to heckle Rita, but don't you think you're drinking too much?

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Are you going to start lecturing Me too.

[Listener Engagement]

Well, I only.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Why can't a girl take a drink without a sermon?

[Sergeant Corbett]

It's all right, darling.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

No, it isn't all right, darling. Just because I like to feel good, somebody think I was committing a murder or.

[Sergeant Corbett]

I'm sorry, Rita.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

No, it's my fault, Ernie. I'm sick. But you're responsible.

[Listener Engagement]

I am?

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Darling, can't you see I'm crazy about you?

[Listener Engagement]

Well, you know how I feel about you.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Yes, you see.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Say it. But you mean it.

[Listener Engagement]

Well, let me prove it to you.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

You mean by getting a divorce?

[Listener Engagement]

Yes. I'll speak to Janet tonight.

[Mike Waring]

No.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

No.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Why not?

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Because. No solution to the problem. You work for a father, don't you?

[Paul Victor]

Yeah.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

How long do you think your job would last if you and Janet bust away?

[Listener Engagement]

Well, I don't care.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Well, I do care. No, we've got to use our heads. Sweetheart, if you just had a little money put away.

[Listener Engagement]

It's no use talking. I haven't.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Well, why don't you get it from Janet?

[Mike Waring]

The.

[Listener Engagement]

Are you crazy?

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Listen, I heard someplace Paul Victor's one of the biggest loan sharks in the world.

[Listener Engagement]

Well, what's that got to do.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Well, it stands to reason a man like him would keep a lot of cash in the office.

[Listener Engagement]

Rita, are you suggesting.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Yeah.

[Listener Engagement]

Well, you're crazy. He'd kill me.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Oh, don't talk, child. Janice's pride and joy. You told me so yourself.

[Listener Engagement]

Well, sure, but.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

There are no buts about it. Victor would never do anything to hurt her. And she's in love with you.

[Listener Engagement]

Why do you find le.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Look, Ernie, I know women. A girl like Janet will do anything to protect.

[Janet Moore]

Hector.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Man, how much cash does Victor generally have around the office?

[Listener Engagement]

Well, it varies. Yeah, but generally runs around 75,000.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Well, just think how far we could run with that. Now, what do you say, darling? Am I worth the gamble?

[Listener Engagement]

Well, sure, but.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

There we go with the butts again. Well, and you make up your mind, give me a call. I can't promise I'll wait too long.

[Mike Waring]

Yes?

[Paul Victor]

Mr. Waring?

[Mike Waring]

That's right.

[Paul Victor]

The Falcon.

[Mike Waring]

Right again. Do I know you?

[Paul Victor]

You should. My name is Paul Victor. I spoke to you on the phone. Yes.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, yes, yes. Come in. Won't you sit down?

[Sergeant Corbett]

What's the trouble?

[Paul Victor]

Don't you think I can take it standing?

[Mike Waring]

I don't know what gave you the idea I had anything unpleasant to report.

[Paul Victor]

But you have.

[Mike Waring]

Yeah. You know, generally I don't handle this kind of matter.

[Paul Victor]

Well, I'm glad you made an exception in my case.

[Mike Waring]

I only did because you seem so concerned about your daughter. And as you suspected, your son in law has been running around with a girl named Rita Jordan. She's married to a petty larceny thief named Leo.

[Paul Victor]

I don't believe you.

[Mike Waring]

You don't believe what? That he's a petty larceny thief or that Ernie's been playing around?

[Paul Victor]

Neither.

[Mike Waring]

I don't understand you Victor. You asked me to do some research on your son in law. Obviously you were suspicious.

[Paul Victor]

I was nothing of the kind. I was merely interested in seeing how you private detectives operate. And you were supposed to be the best. Now I'm not so sure. What do I owe you?

[Mike Waring]

Oh, I'll settle for an explanation.

[Paul Victor]

I'm afraid you won't get it. You better take my check Mr. Waring. You'll find it much more satisfactory.

[Listener Engagement]

41 right, 23 left, 17 right, 93 left. Where did I put that briefcase?

[Paul Victor]

It's on top of the safe, Victor. I hope I hadn't inconvenienced you Ernie, but I had no idea.

[Listener Engagement]

Listen Victor, I know what you think.

[Paul Victor]

Well what could I possibly think? After all, what could be more natural than to find my son in law at my safe? Of course someone with an evil mind would say what is he doing there after office hours? And with a gun no less. But that would never occur to me. So suppose you put the money back.

[Listener Engagement]

No.

[Paul Victor]

Put it back Ernie and I won't say a word to Jack.

[Listener Engagement]

I don't care what you say to her, I just. Get out of my way.

[Paul Victor]

Now don't be a fool Ernie.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Are you going to go?

[Listener Engagement]

I told you to let go. No Victor, I didn't mean it. Honest I didn't.

[Mike Waring]

Victor.

[Janet Moore]

It's all right. Ernest.

[Rita Jordan]

What?

[Janet Moore]

You can turn on the light. I'm not asleep.

[Listener Engagement]

I. I'm sorry Janet, but you see.

[Janet Moore]

Don't bother lying. I got a call from Papa.

[Listener Engagement]

Got a call from your father?

[Janet Moore]

Yes.

[Listener Engagement]

When?

[Janet Moore]

10 minutes ago.

[Listener Engagement]

Then he isn't dead?

[Janet Moore]

No. You hit him in the shoulder. Why did you do it Ernie?

[Listener Engagement]

Janet, don't. Don't ask me any questions.

[Janet Moore]

I don't have to. I know it's her.

[Mike Waring]

For her.

[Janet Moore]

For that Rita Jordan.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

What?

[Janet Moore]

Don't you see what she's doing to you? She's no good, Ernie.

[Paul Victor]

Who told you about her?

[Janet Moore]

Papa had her investigated by Mike Waring. She and her husband are just using it.

[Listener Engagement]

You're lying. She's not married.

[Janet Moore]

Jordan's her husband's name. Leo Jordan. He's a petty larceny thief.

[Listener Engagement]

You're crazy.

[Janet Moore]

I see where Is the truth. Oh, darling, I don't care what you've done, but don't let this woman make a fool of you. Papa promised he wouldn't say a word to the police. You'll return the money. Oh, Ernie, listen to me. If this woman was any good, I'd let you go, but she's rotten.

[Mike Waring]

Shut up.

[Listener Engagement]

You're jealous, that's all you have to make up.

[Paul Victor]

Lies.

[Listener Engagement]

Well, that won't help you one bit. You and your father can do what you want, because I'm gonna do what I want beginning right.

[Rita Jordan]

That clock. Right, Rita.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

No. No. It's 15 minutes, sir.

[Rita Jordan]

Well, I better beat it.

[Mike Waring]

Just.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

No, don't go, Leo. Don't leave me alone.

[Rita Jordan]

What are you, crazy? You better douse yourself with some of that taboo. Your boyfriend will be here any minute.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

My boyfriend? How can you say that?

[Rita Jordan]

Now, look, girl, don't go temperamental on me now. I'll be waiting downstairs in the lobby. When I see the schmo come in, I'll call you on the house phone. As soon as he forks over the dose, send him out for a couple of minutes.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

What'll I tell him?

[Rita Jordan]

What'll you tell him? Tell him you got a headache. Tell him you need aspirin.

[Listener Engagement]

That's a good excuse.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Ernie.

[Listener Engagement]

Who is he, Rita?

[Rita Jordan]

Leo, I'm. He's her cousin.

[Janet Moore]

Yes.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Leo, this is Ernie Moore.

[Rita Jordan]

Well, I've heard a lot about you, fella. Rita's done nothing but talk about you all night. Well, I guess you love brushing.

[Listener Engagement]

Just a minute, Jordan. You must think I'm pretty stupid.

[Rita Jordan]

How's that?

[Paul Victor]

You're her husband.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

No, Ernie, honestly.

[Listener Engagement]

Don't make me laugh. I heard you two talk.

[Rita Jordan]

Oh, you shouldn't have done that, Ernie. Don't you know eavesdroppers never hear anything good about themselves?

[Listener Engagement]

Laid me for a sucker.

[Rita Jordan]

That's right. What are you gonna do about it, Ernie?

[Listener Engagement]

You just wait and see.

[Rita Jordan]

Oh, he's a mean one, isn't he?

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Leo, darling, please. Please, Leo, please, no more.

[Mike Waring]

Keep out of this, Rita.

[Rita Jordan]

We're just having fun. Ernie's getting a kick out of this too, aren't you?

[Ed Herlihy]

Hello?

[Paul Victor]

Is this Ms. Rita Jordan?

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Yes.

[Paul Victor]

Well, this is a desk clerk. I've been trying to reach you for the past half hour.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

What is it?

[Paul Victor]

I hate to bother you, Ms. Jordan, but the party in 209 has been complaining of a disturbance.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

I haven't made any noise.

[Paul Victor]

Well, he claims he heard someone yelling.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Well, he's mistaken. There's been absolutely Nobody here but Ms. Jordan.

[Listener Engagement]

Ms. Jordan.

[Ed Herlihy]

Hiya. Mike. How goes it?

[Mike Waring]

Oh, I can't complain, Ed. Hey, like that new sign you got out in front. Ed Hurley. He's luncheonette.

[Ed Herlihy]

Big red light. Well Mike, when you're in business, it pays to advertise.

[Mike Waring]

Well, not my business.

[Ed Herlihy]

Oh say, that reminds me. There was a fellow dropped in here looking for you.

[Mike Waring]

Who?

[Ed Herlihy]

I think he said his name was Paul. Victor.

[Mike Waring]

That's funny. Where'd he go?

[Ed Herlihy]

Jetta. Be back in a couple of minutes.

[Sergeant Corbett]

What'll you have to eat?

[Mike Waring]

Oh, hamburger, coffee and.

[Ed Herlihy]

And a salad.

[Mike Waring]

Salad? I didn't know I wanted one.

[Ed Herlihy]

Well, that's just it, Mike. A lot of men like you who are always in a hurry, never eating at regular hours, quite often forget to order salads. You enjoy salads, you know they're good for you, but you're just not in the habit of eating them regularly. What you really need is the wife to cook for you. Married men eat salads all the time.

[Mike Waring]

Other than the wise must earn the living.

[Ed Herlihy]

How come?

[Mike Waring]

Because hubby's home eating salads all the time.

[Ed Herlihy]

Now look, when I saw you coming in, I put this combination salad on your table. Now just taste it.

[Podcast Host]

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[Mike Waring]

Yeah. Hey, that's good. That's really good, Ed.

[Ed Herlihy]

You know why it's good, Mike?

[Mike Waring]

What do you think I am a.

[Ed Herlihy]

Seriously Mike, it's the salad dressing that makes those vegetables so good. It's Miracle Whip. I use it on all My salads.

[Mike Waring]

Now you mean vegetables are vegetables but when you put Miracle Whip on them, they taste even better.

[Ed Herlihy]

That's right, Mike. Because there's no other salad dressing like Miracle Whip. It's the one and only. Didn't you notice that flavor of Miracle Whip? It's not too sharp or too mild, but just exactly right. Doggone good stuff.

[Mike Waring]

Ed, let me tell you something you may not know. Ever since I was a kid, I've been eating Miracle Whip on my salad. In fact, I've got two favorite dishes. One of them is Miracle Whip on salad.

[Ed Herlihy]

Oh, what's the other?

[Mike Waring]

That blonde you saw me with last week.

[Paul Victor]

Oh, am I interrupting?

[Mike Waring]

Well, if it isn't Mr. Victor.

[Ed Herlihy]

I'll leave you two alone.

[Mike Waring]

Yeah, thanks, Ed. Well, I understand you've been looking for me, Mr. Victor.

[Paul Victor]

Yes, I have.

[Mike Waring]

Sit down.

[Paul Victor]

Thank you.

[Mike Waring]

What happened to your arm?

[Paul Victor]

My arm?

[Mike Waring]

Well, you weren't wearing it in a sling the last time we met.

[Paul Victor]

Well, it's a long dull story.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I'll take your word for it. What's on your mind?

[Sergeant Corbett]

Have you seen this?

[Mike Waring]

In fact, the Burnett's slain in hotel room. Rita Jordan, age 29. Rita Jordan?

[Paul Victor]

Yes. They're holding my daughter for the murder.

[Mike Waring]

Your daughter?

[Paul Victor]

Mrs. Janet Moore, you know. You checked her husband for me.

[Mike Waring]

Yes, so I did.

[Paul Victor]

Well, now I'd like you to work for her.

[Mike Waring]

And of course she's innocent.

[Paul Victor]

Well, of course. How could Janet have killed Rita when I did?

[Mike Waring]

Don't you say?

[Paul Victor]

I seem to have surprised you, Mr. Wearing. Perhaps you can do as much for the police. Shall we go?

[Sergeant Corbett]

Well, if it isn't the one and only Mike Waring, the falcon.

[Mike Waring]

Well, that's $5 I owe myself. I knew you were going to say that, Corbett.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Yeah, far be it for me to disappoint you.

[Mike Waring]

You know Mr. Victor. Sergeant Corbett, Homicide.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Oh, sure, sure. My brother in law is one of his best customers. Says he'd rather borrow money from Victor than a bank.

[Paul Victor]

Well, please thank him for me.

[Sergeant Corbett]

I'll be glad to. Well, what's the matter with your arm?

[Paul Victor]

That's another story.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Why not tell it now? I haven't heard a good one in years.

[Mike Waring]

You must be hanging around with a dull crowd.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Now, Mike, that's no way to talk about yourself.

[Mike Waring]

Whatever happened to the typical dumb cop we used to hear about?

[Sergeant Corbett]

They've all gone into television. What's on your mind?

[Mike Waring]

Well, I'm working for Janet Moore.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Janet Moore?

[Mike Waring]

The girl you're holding for the Rita Jordan kill?

[Sergeant Corbett]

Her husband hired you?

[Mike Waring]

No. Mr. Victor here did he's her father.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Well, if you're working for it stands to reason she's innocent. But of course you won't think me bold if I ask who did kill Rita Jones?

[Paul Victor]

I did.

[Sergeant Corbett]

What?

[Paul Victor]

And I don't regret it. She was destroying my daughter's happiness.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Well, that's very noble of you, Victor.

[Paul Victor]

I tell you I killed her, Sergeant.

[Sergeant Corbett]

What'd you do with the knife?

[Paul Victor]

The knife?

[Sergeant Corbett]

You certainly didn't slit her throat with one of Mike's sharp jokes.

[Paul Victor]

I disposed of it in the customary fashion.

[Sergeant Corbett]

And what is the customary fashion?

[Paul Victor]

I threw it down a sewer.

[Mike Waring]

What do you say, Sergeant?

[Sergeant Corbett]

I say you better get yourself another confession.

[Mike Waring]

Why?

[Sergeant Corbett]

Well, there are a couple of things wrong with Victor. First of all, we have a signed confession from his daughter.

[Paul Victor]

Yes, she made it to protect me.

[Mike Waring]

Let me see that.

[Sergeant Corbett]

I can assure you it's in perfect order.

[Paul Victor]

I tell you I killed this Jordan woman.

[Mike Waring]

Not with a knife you didn't. According to this, Rita was shot to death.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Yeah, well, it's been nice seeing you, Mike. Drop in again when you get another confession. I just love hearing them.

[Listener Engagement]

Yes?

[Mike Waring]

I'm looking for Ernie More.

[Listener Engagement]

I'm sorry mister, I'm very busy.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, this won't take long.

[Listener Engagement]

You better get out of here now.

[Mike Waring]

Relax, Ernie. My name is Mike Waring.

[Listener Engagement]

I don't care if. Did you say Waring?

[Mike Waring]

I must have.

[Listener Engagement]

You're working for my wife?

[Mike Waring]

That's right.

[Listener Engagement]

Well, I'm glad to meet you, Waring. I was. I was just on my way to your place.

[Mike Waring]

I don't think you would have found me there.

[Listener Engagement]

My wife didn't kill Rita, Mr. Waring.

[Mike Waring]

She signed a confession.

[Listener Engagement]

She did it to shield me.

[Mike Waring]

You need it?

[Listener Engagement]

Yes, I killed her.

[Mike Waring]

Come again?

[Ed Herlihy]

Please.

[Listener Engagement]

I killed her, Waring. I was out of my mind about her, you know. She wasn't particularly beautiful or smart and she drank like a fish. But when I got near her I just couldn't think straight. And all the while she was just using me.

[Mike Waring]

How?

[Listener Engagement]

She got me to steal from my father in law.

[Paul Victor]

He caught me.

[Mike Waring]

Is that how Victor was shot?

[Listener Engagement]

Yes. I must have been crazy. Then when I went over to see Rita, her husband was there and. Can't you see what happened? Look at my face.

[Mike Waring]

Yes, I've been admiring it since I walked in.

[Listener Engagement]

Go on, there's nothing more to tell. When I came to, Jordan was gone. Apparently he hadn't searched me because I still had the gun I used on my father in law.

[Mike Waring]

And you used it on Rita?

[Listener Engagement]

Yes. Isn't it funny how you can love somebody one minute and hate them the next.

[Mike Waring]

It's the funniest thing in the world.

[Listener Engagement]

Janet is worth a million of her. And I was so stupid, I was ready to give her up. Look what she's trying to do for me now.

[Mike Waring]

Yeah, sure. You still got the gun? Yes. Yeah, well, I think this ought to do it. All right, Ernie, let's go.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Oh, no. Don't tell me you're back again.

[Mike Waring]

All right, Sergeant, I won't tell you. You know him?

[Sergeant Corbett]

Yeah, sure. How are you, Mr. Moore?

[Listener Engagement]

Fine.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Well, what's on your collective minds?

[Mike Waring]

Break it to him gently, Ernie.

[Listener Engagement]

My wife didn't kill Rita, Sarge.

[Sergeant Corbett]

I know it was her father. We've been all through that.

[Listener Engagement]

Oh, you're wrong. I killed her.

[Sergeant Corbett]

What? Look, Mike, is this another one of your gags?

[Mike Waring]

Oh, don't talk like a chump. Show him the gun, Ernie.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Yeah, what do you know? So this is the murder weapon.

[Mike Waring]

He potted Victor with a tune.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Funny, it doesn't seem to have been fired lately.

[Mike Waring]

Well, he explained that to me. He cleaned it before he put it away.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Well, there's one thing I'd like Mr. Moore to explain. This is a.32 Colt automatic. So Rita was killed with a German Luger.

[Mike Waring]

She what?

[Sergeant Corbett]

You heard me. But just so it shouldn't be a total waste, here's the gun bag. Maybe you'd like to use it on yourself.

[Rita Jordan]

All right, take it easy.

[Ed Herlihy]

I'm coming.

[Rita Jordan]

Well, will you look who's here?

[Listener Engagement]

I guess you remember me, Jordan.

[Mike Waring]

Sure.

[Rita Jordan]

It's Moore, isn't it? Ernie Moore.

[Listener Engagement]

Yeah.

[Rita Jordan]

Well, what's on your mind?

[Listener Engagement]

Your wife's murder.

[Rita Jordan]

Yeah, I've been thinking about it, too. I don't know how I'm gonna get along with that, Radar. The old homestead won't seem the same without all those empty bottles.

[Listener Engagement]

Police claim my wife killed her.

[Rita Jordan]

Yeah, I heard it on the radio. I understand she made a confession.

[Listener Engagement]

She didn't do it, Jordan. She confessed to protect me.

[Rita Jordan]

That was real nice of her, wasn't it? But that's a woman for you now. Even take Rita. You tried that, didn't you? You'd be surprised how she'd knock herself out for me now. Some people might think I was just a big overgrown slob, but to Rita, I was the greatest thing since the my team.

[Paul Victor]

You killed her now.

[Rita Jordan]

You don't know what you're saying, Ernie.

[Listener Engagement]

Yes, I do. You're going with me to see Mike Waring.

[Rita Jordan]

Why would I want to see him?

[Listener Engagement]

Tell him the whole story.

[Rita Jordan]

Obviously, you're A boy who doesn't learn from experience.

[Listener Engagement]

You think so?

[Rita Jordan]

Well, you forgot the lesson I taught you. It's lucky for you that I'm a patient man, so I don't mind teaching you again. Come here any time to call the class to order.

[Mike Waring]

Taxi.

[Ed Herlihy]

Taxi.

[Rita Jordan]

I give you a list, Summer.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, I wouldn't want to trouble you.

[Rita Jordan]

No trouble at all, Mr. Waring.

[Mike Waring]

You seem to know me.

[Rita Jordan]

The Falcon's a famous New York landmark. Like the public library.

[Mike Waring]

That's pretty good.

[Rita Jordan]

I wish I come back here.

[Mike Waring]

Wouldn't be a gun in your pocket.

[Rita Jordan]

Wouldn't it?

[Mike Waring]

I guess it would.

[Rita Jordan]

Get in.

[Mike Waring]

Want me to sit on your friend's lap?

[Rita Jordan]

Move over, Al. Any more excuses?

[Mike Waring]

Wish I could think of a couple.

[Rita Jordan]

Maybe you do better inside. All right, Al. Find us some nice quiet spot where we can talk.

[Mike Waring]

My, my. No hydramatic.

[Rita Jordan]

Oh, Al isn't fussy when he steals a car.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, you're Leo Jordan, aren't you?

[Rita Jordan]

Who told you that?

[Mike Waring]

Recognize the that fact? Awfully sorry to hear about your wife.

[Rita Jordan]

Thanks.

[Mike Waring]

Got any ideas who killed Ernie?

[Rita Jordan]

No, but I understand you have.

[Mike Waring]

Where do you understand that from?

[Rita Jordan]

Ernie Moore. Oh, Ernie says you're fixing to pin the wrap on me.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I hadn't considered it before, but.

[Rita Jordan]

Now that you have, I think it's a great idea. So you were going to frame me?

[Mike Waring]

I don't think you need one, Leon. I'm sure a little investigation will cover enough. Uncover enough evidence to send you to the chair.

[Rita Jordan]

And if you don't turn up anything, you'll manufacture it.

[Mike Waring]

You really know me, don't you?

[Rita Jordan]

I know plenty like you. Let me give you a little tip. Wearing keep out of my hair.

[Mike Waring]

And if I don't?

[Rita Jordan]

Then you gotta expect me to get into yours.

[Ed Herlihy]

Well, it looks like Mike got into a little trouble that time. But I suppose the life of a detective is no picnic. Me, I prefer my job because I like picnics. I like them especially when we bring along a salad that's topped with delicious Miracle Whip.

[Miracle Whip Jingle Singer]

Miracle Whip has a flavor so pleasing Miracle Whip tastes so lively, so teasing Miracle Whip only one of its kind.

[Listener Engagement]

Miracle Whip best salad dressing you'll find.

[Ed Herlihy]

Miracle Whip is the only one of its kind because it's different A different type of salad dressing made from a secret craft recipe. Miracle Whip combines the best qualities of boiled dressing and old fashioned mayonnaise so it's truly distinctive and delicious with a flavor millions of folks call just exactly right Try it, won't you? One taste will tell you why it's America's favorite salad dressing, the one and only Miracle Whip. Now back to the the adventures of the Falcon. Two hours have passed since Mike Waring learned that you can increase your height by either wearing elevator shoes or getting a wrap on the noggin. Now, as Mike comes to.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Oh, this is a peachy one, Mike. You ought to get a big rise out of this one.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, where am I?

[Sergeant Corbett]

Near the Bronx Zoo. Somebody must have dropped you off head first. And when I heard about it, naturally I dashed down.

[Mike Waring]

Sure, thanks.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Oh, don't thank me, Mike. This sort of thing doesn't happen often enough to suit me. Well, who did it this time?

[Mike Waring]

Leo Jordan.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Rita's husband? Yes. Why?

[Mike Waring]

He thought I was trying to frame him for a murder.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Were you?

[Mike Waring]

Yeah, sure. That's the way I operate. Look, Janet didn't kill Rita Jordan.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Oh, don't tell me you got another confession. I couldn't stand that.

[Mike Waring]

Well, Mrs. Moore is innocent.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Well, then who done it?

[Mike Waring]

I don't know. Let's get all our suspects together and we'll play blind man's buff.

[Sergeant Corbett]

And if that doesn't work, well, I.

[Mike Waring]

Can always take Jordan's idea and frame somebody. Oh, hand me my head and let's go.

[Janet Moore]

Ernie.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Hello, Janet.

[Janet Moore]

Oh, Ernie, what have they done to you?

[Sergeant Corbett]

Nothing, honey.

[Janet Moore]

Oh, you poor darling.

[Paul Victor]

Janet, come here. You're to have nothing to do with him.

[Janet Moore]

Oh, papa, please.

[Listener Engagement]

No, he's right, baby. I've given you enough trouble already.

[Janet Moore]

Oh, that doesn't matter, Janet.

[Rita Jordan]

Leave her alone. Victor, this is a very touching.

[Listener Engagement]

Keep out of this, Jordan.

[Rita Jordan]

I wish I could, but a fellow named Waring insisted on my being here.

[Mike Waring]

Someone mentioned my name?

[Sergeant Corbett]

Yeah.

[Mike Waring]

Oh, hello, Leon. Been here long?

[Rita Jordan]

Too long.

[Mike Waring]

Good. All right, Victor. Sorry we had to do this.

[Paul Victor]

Oh, well, that's perfectly all right.

[Mike Waring]

Well, I knew you'd take it like the grand trooper you are. Well, Mrs. Moore and gentlemen, not to keep you in suspense, we are gathered here tonight to determine who killed Rita Jordan. Now, this case was complicated by one thing. We had three confessions, which is too over par. So obviously someone was lying.

[Rita Jordan]

Well, it wasn't mean if you try framing.

[Mike Waring]

We don't have to do that, Jordan. You're no problem at all. You're the only one in our little cast who didn't confess.

[Rita Jordan]

So?

[Mike Waring]

So obviously you didn't kill Rita.

[Listener Engagement]

Now, look wary.

[Mike Waring]

I'm sure of it. Ernie, he has no motive. If he wanted to get rid of his wife, all he had to do was walk off.

[Listener Engagement]

Well, Janet didn't kill her.

[Janet Moore]

Yes, I did.

[Mike Waring]

I don't believe it you shouldn't. Especially when you know the truth.

[Listener Engagement]

Are you insinuating.

[Ed Herlihy]

Yes, I am.

[Mike Waring]

You killed Rita.

[Listener Engagement]

Now, listen, you.

[Mike Waring]

Now, don't complain, Ernie. I especially staged this little scene down here in jail so you wouldn't have to do any more traveling. I'll try and show a little appreciation. Hey, Mike. Yeah?

[Sergeant Corbett]

There's something I wanted to ask you.

[Mike Waring]

By the way, sergeant.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Say that sometime when I got my service revolver handy.

[Mike Waring]

What's bothering you, little man?

[Sergeant Corbett]

Well, I can see why Ernie killed Rita.

[Mike Waring]

Can you? Yeah.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Yeah, like he said.

[Ed Herlihy]

He hated it, like he said.

[Sergeant Corbett]

But what gets me is why he confessed.

[Mike Waring]

Well, that was a smart move, sergeant. Ernie knew sooner or later we'd get around to him. So he beat us to the punch and offered himself as a sacrifice. But you notice he gave himself an out.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Oh, you mean the business of the gun.

[Mike Waring]

Yeah. He disposed of the Luger he used on Rita and got the Colt automatic. He knew the minute you saw it, you'd be positive he was innocent.

[Sergeant Corbett]

Well, I was.

[Mike Waring]

Yeah, sure. And once you gave him a clean bill of health, you would probably never bother him again. You'd think here was a man who was just trying to protect his wife.

[Sergeant Corbett]

But you saw through his dark, nefarious plot.

[Mike Waring]

Well, isn't that what you'd expected?

[Ed Herlihy]

Me?

[Sergeant Corbett]

Oh, of course, of course. After all, aren't you the one and only Falcon? But here's something you wouldn't expect of me.

[Mike Waring]

What's that, Sergeant?

[Sergeant Corbett]

We've been coming to Ed's Luncheonette every week for years, and always you grab the checks. But tonight, Tonight's different. Tonight I'm gonna pay my own.

[Ed Herlihy]

June is an important month in the dairy industry. Not only is it Dairy Month when we salute all the men and women who work to supply America with the finest dairy products in the world, but this June also marks the 100th birthday of the cheese industry. Yes, it was just 100 years ago that the first commercial cheese factory in this country was built. And this June is a very important month to your friend, your independent retail grocer. Because next week in Chicago, the National association of Retail Grocers will present for the first time an international food and fixtures exposition along with their 52nd annual convention. Congratulations, Grocers of America. The Case of the Sweet Swindle. The Case of the Sweet Swindle. That's the title of next week's Adventure of the Falcon. When Mike Waring learns that those people who think they can get away with murder are in for the shock of their lives. So be sure to listen at this same time next week to another exciting adventure of the falcon, brought to you by the craft food company. The adventures of the falcon are based on the famous character created by Drexel Drake, produced by Bernard L. Shubert, written tonight by Eugene Wang and directed by Richard Lewis. Music was by Arlo. Les Damon was starred as the Falcon with Chuck Webster as Sergeant Corbett. This is Ed Hurley. He's speaking for the craft food company Laugh with Groucho. He's next on NBC.