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The Adventures of the Saint Starring Vincent Price. The Saint. Based on characters created by Leslie Charteris and known to millions from books, magazines and motion pictures, the Robin Hood of modern crime now comes transcribed to radio starring Hollywood brilliant and talented actor Vincent price as the saint.
Louie
Going to the ball game, huh, Mr. Templer? It's a great day for it. Didn't know you always found the baseball. You found the baseball, Mr. Templar?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Yes, indeed, Louis.
Louie
You know, I should have gone in for baseball instead of becoming a cab jockey. Grown men getting paid thousands of dollars for tossing a little ball around two hours a day.
Sam the Spender
Can you beat it?
Louie
Can you met the Templar? I'm asking you, can you beat it?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Louie, I.
Louie
Baseball? You can't beat it. No, I'd like to live in a town where they got major league ball. The Blue Sox here is all right, but it's minor league. You think we'll ever get a big league ball in this town, Mr. Templer?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I see.
Louie
You think we'll ever get big league ball, Mr. Templer? You're kind of quiet today, Mr. Templar.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
My silence, friend Louie, is purely comparative.
Louie
Oh, well, since you're not feeling well, it's good you're taking the afternoon off.
Narrator
Been reading about that.
Louie
Father and son of the Blue Sox, Lefty and Phil Miller.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
They're rather interesting. Supposedly the first time in baseball father and son have played on the same team.
Louie
Yeah?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Yeah.
Louie
The old man just down from the majors and the kid on his way up. Old Lefty was great in his day, though. And the kid will be great too.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
They both playing today, Louie?
Louie
Neither one. Phil ain't due to pitch till tomorrow, and the old man's got a game leg. Won't even be a uniform. That's what goes first in baseball, Mr. Templar. The legs in my line of work, I know?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I know, Mr. Temple.
Louie
You know something funny? There's rumors out about the Blue Socks.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
What kind of rumors, Louie?
Louie
The rumors say the Socks are gonna do business. Lose a ball game that maybe they should win.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Oh, nonsense, Louie. Baseball is honest. You know that.
Louie
Maybe so, but it's still gotta be played by humans.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
You better step on it, my cynical friend. We're late.
Louie
Sure, Mr. Templar. Most likely. Nothing to the rumors anyway. You know how it is driving a cab. You pick up all sorts of things. Me? It don't do no good to pick nothing up. I'm married. Hey, did you hear that, Mr. Templar? I said me. It don't do no good to pick nothing up.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I heard, Louie. I heard. Pretty funny, huh, Louie? Take me out to the ball game.
Louie
And get your cold drinks here. And your ice cream.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Hello, Lefty.
Lefty Miller
Thanks for coming, Saint. Sit down, Sit down.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Thanks. I hope I'm not late.
Lefty Miller
No, the game won't start for another 10 minutes.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Oh. How's the leg, Lefty?
Lefty Miller
That's improving, Saint. How's crime?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
It stays about the same always with us. Yeah, that it is, that it is. Blue Socks gonna win today?
Lefty Miller
You know something, Saint? I don't much care. Oh, don't get me wrong. When I'm in there myself, I play to win. That's the only way I know. But after the majors, you don't get very excited over the Blue Socks.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I guess not.
Lefty Miller
I'm just playing out the string. What comes after that? I don't know.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
A manager's job?
Lefty Miller
No chance. I was too busy spending my money while the smart boys were learning the inside of the game. But I had fun, I guess.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Did you?
Lefty Miller
Nah, Saint, there's only one thing in baseball I care about. There's only one thing in the world I care about. He's sitting across the field in the dugout wearing number 33. My son.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I hear Phil's a great pitcher, Lefty.
Lefty Miller
He's good.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
He'll be great.
Lefty Miller
He's going up next year. Maybe this.
Louie
Here.
Lefty Miller
Take a look at him through the binoculars.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Yes, he looks like you, Lefty.
Lefty Miller
You really think so? Yeah, Saint, I'm worried sick about him. That's why I asked you.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I know. That's why I'm here. What are you worried about?
Lefty Miller
I think they're after him, Saint. The crowd with the dirty monies after him. I never handle any dirty money, but I've been around it and I can smell it. I can smell it now.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
What does Phil say? Have you talked to him?
Lefty Miller
I can't talk to him. Maybe you've read in the papers about our wonderful father and son relationship, huh? The kid hates me.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
How come? Laughing.
Lefty Miller
He was brought up by his mother and he was brought up to hate me. I got a divorce from her when the kid was two years old. I gave her a raw deal. He should hate me.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
You say you smell dirty money. You have anything else to go on, Lefty?
Lefty Miller
Rumors.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
And a girl.
Lefty Miller
No, I take that back.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
A woman.
Lefty Miller
Take another look through the glasses, Saint. She's sitting in the box behind Phil, bending over to talk to him. She's there every day.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Yeah. Yes, indeed. Perhaps I should have taken up baseball.
Lefty Miller
That's just it. There's a woman who's got what she has go for a 21 year old
Simon Templar (The Saint)
kid just because he plays baseball good ordinarily.
Lefty Miller
Now she's got Phil hooked so hard and so deep. I heard all over for him. He thinks it's romance.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
What do you think it is? I don't know.
Lefty Miller
Not exactly. Saint, could you. Could you see if you could find out? I can try.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
What's her name, Lefty?
Lefty Miller
Diane Courtney. She's staying at the Regent, same hotel the ball club puts up at. I happen to hear the kid making a cocktail date with her there for six this evening.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Good. You see if you can get him delayed a few minutes. I will.
Lefty Miller
Find out what she's trying to do, Saint. Find out who's in back of her if they spoil that kid.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
They won't. They won't, Lefty.
Lefty Miller
Thanks, Saint. And if there's anything I can ever
Simon Templar (The Saint)
do, don't worry about it. In fact, I'm looking forward to meeting Ms. Courtney. I'm sure we'll have a lot in common. Baseball and. Well, we'll find something. Do you mind if I sit down here? The bar seems to be rather crowded.
Diane Courtney
Is it that crowded?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Matter of fact, it was crowded the minute you walked in.
Diane Courtney
Sit down. Thank you, but I am waiting for someone.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
He might be late.
Diane Courtney
That's very true, but he won't be.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
What are we drinking?
Diane Courtney
Martinis, you say so.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Wait a. Two martinis, extra dry. Yes. I see that you're a devotee of the national pastime.
Diane Courtney
That could very well be. Which national pastime?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I saw you at the ball game today.
Diane Courtney
Yes, I go every day.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Business? A pleasure.
Diane Courtney
What's that supposed to mean?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Baseball is a business for some. Yes, sir. Oh, thank you. Waiter. Let's drink to pleasure.
Diane Courtney
Let's just drink. I found that you run out of toast long before you run out of drink.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
A comment on human frailty.
Diane Courtney
Well, what is it you want, friend?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I appreciate your frankness. It's one of your concealed assets. I'd like some answers about Phil Miller. Who are you? Don't you know? No, I'm the man who wants the answers about Phil Miller. Shall I start asking questions?
Diane Courtney
Phil just came in. We can't talk now. Come up to my room in 15 minutes. 8:08, will you? I need help. Believe me, I need help.
Louie
Hey, I thought we had a date. Diana, was I wrong?
Diane Courtney
My friend's just leaving, Phil, and I don't care for your tone.
Louie
Oh, I'm sorry, Diane.
Narrator
I just thought that.
Diane Courtney
Well, don't. Remember. I don't care for the jealousy routine. You're too young for it.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Yeah, okay, Diane. Well, it's been charming, but I have a cab waiting.
Diane Courtney
Thought I'll see you again.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Definitely. Yes, definitely, Diane. Call you a capture? Oh, thank you. I have one waiting. Here he is.
Louie
Waito, Mr. Templar.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Nowhere, Louis. I have a date in the hotel here in 15 minutes.
Louie
You got a friend?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I'm afraid not.
Louie
Just dreaming.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Louis, I'm not absolutely convinced about the purity of the lady's intentions.
Louie
This is a cause for complaint.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
You misinterpret. Come up to room 80810 minutes or so after I go up and knock on the door.
Lefty Miller
I get you.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
But if I shouldn't happen to need a cab at that particular time.
Louie
I'm ahead of you. There's times in everybody's life when the least thing he needs is a taxi.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Louis had spoken like a philosopher. 806. 808. Come in.
Diane Courtney
Come in quickly. Someone may see.
Frankie
Someone's already seen him, Frank. Go ahead in, Jack. And I'm right behind you with something that resents any quick moves.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
You sneak up behind people pretty quietly.
Frankie
Frank used to be in a Girl Guides.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Shut the door, Diane.
Frankie
Shut it. Now, my nosy friend here and me has business.
Diane Courtney
I didn't tell the Saint anything, Frank. I just.
Frankie
Boss don't like nosy guys like the Saint. I don't like nosy guys like the Saint.
Diane Courtney
Let him alone, Frankie.
Narrator
What good'll beating him up to the boss's orders?
Frankie
Besides, my analyst tells me beating up nosy guys I don't like is a good way of waking up my aggressions.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Your analyst.
Frankie
What's the matter? I can't get analyzed?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
What does your analyst say about you carrying a gun? Didn't he point out this is an artificial prop to your otherwise charming personality?
Frankie
Oh, you Cooper.
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Frankie
My analyst says I shouldn't get insulted at remarks by neurotics.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
You think I'm a neurotic?
Frankie
If you ain't now, Jack, you will be when I finish.
Louie
Don't fall down yet. I got roar for you before I let go.
Diane Courtney
How do you work that?
Louie
Oh, stop it. Fr. Stop it.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Okay.
Frankie
Darn it. I shouldn't have got mad. My Alice says I should have let my emotions color my business life.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Mr. Templar? Mr. Templer. Oh. Oh, Louie.
Louie
Mr. Templar, you all right?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Should I call a doctor? Oh, no, no, I'm all right. I. I guess. What happened, Mr. Templar?
Louie
I knocked on the door, just like you said. When nobody answered, I come in.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
You was on the floor.
Louie
You're still on the floor.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Yeah, and I think I'll stay here. Ooh. Ooh. Got myself worked over, Louie, by a psychoanalytical muscle. Boy, oh, he sure gave you some beautiful lumps. Yeah. Real neat.
Louie
Professional job. What's this business card in your chest?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Yours? No. Let's see. Frankie must have put it there. This is part of the warning, I guess. What's it say? It says the. The fixer. I fix anything. Yeah. What you'd call modest. Is he? No. But fixes rarely are. Look, I think we better have a doctor spray you with some Mercur chrome. No, Louie. I'm gonna be too busy.
Louie
Doing what?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Sleeping.
Lefty Miller
Hello, Saint, this is Lefty Miller.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Oh, hello, Lefty. What time is it?
Diane Courtney
Midnight.
Lefty Miller
Are you asleep?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I went to bed early tonight. Had a rather trying evening.
Lefty Miller
Look, I've been finding out things. Things about the crowd with the dirty money, who the head of it is.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
You mean who the fixer is?
Sam the Spender
Yeah.
Lefty Miller
I found out what they're trying to get from the kid from. Phil. Can you meet me here at the hotel?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Half an hour.
Lefty Miller
Good. In the bar. I'm going after some more dope now.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
You better wait until I get there, Lefty. They're rough boys.
Lefty Miller
I know, but don't worry about me. See you in half an hour.
Louie
Waiter.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Another Johnny Walker over ice, please. Yes. Thanks.
Louie
Look, you're Simon Temple, aren't you? The one they call the Saint.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Sit down, Phil.
Louie
I'm not sitting down. Got some things to tell you. I've heard that you've been asking questions about me, and I can guess who sent you.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
It was my father. Look, isn't it kind of late for you, Phil? You're supposed to pitch tomorrow.
Louie
I don't need anybody to run my life for me. You or my father, either.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Where is he? Well, I was to meet him here, but he hasn't shown up yet.
Louie
Most likely up in his room. All right, come on, let's go up and see him. I want to straighten you both out together.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
You know what room he's in? Sure.
Louie
908.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Right with you, Phil. All right. A waiter. Yes. Hold that drink for me. I'll be back for it sooner or later.
Louie
Hey, dad, open up. I want to talk to you.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Doesn't look like your father is in. Try the door. It's open, the lights on, but there's no dad. No.
Mr. Bush
Look.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I told you not to look. He shot himself. Why?
Diane Courtney
Why?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
He's dead, Phil, and there's a gun in his hand. But he didn't pull the trigger.
Louie
What are you trying to prove?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Who did?
Louie
Where to, Mr. Templer?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Regent Hotel, Louie. And good morning.
Louie
Good morning. Say, I read in the papers this morning about Lefty Miller.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Oh, tough.
Louie
Why do you think he did it, Mr. Templar?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
He didn't. The police can buy the suicide theory for the time being. But it was murdered, Louie. A friend of mine was murdered last night. And today things are going to be done about us.
Louie
What are you going to do with the region?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I'm going back to the young lady's room where I had such an interesting time last evening.
Louie
This time I better go with you.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Yeah, perhaps you'd better, Louie. And I'm hiring you for the whole afternoon. We've got a lot of ground to cover.
Louie
Lefty was a great ball player, Mr. Templar. Seen him in the World Series once at Yankee Stadium. Hard to believe he's dead.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
A man can be killed in a lot of ways, Louie. He can be killed fast or he can be killed through what happens to his son. I'm glad at least that didn't happen to Lefty.
Louie
You sure nobody is in?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
He called on the house phone before we came up. I think this key will fit.
Louie
Hey, how did you get a key?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I remember to make an impression of the lock after that beating last evening. There. We're in.
Louie
Nobody here all right.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Shut the door, Louis, and lock it. Okay.
Louie
What are you looking for, Mr. Templer?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
The truth, Louie. As my friend Philip Marlow would say, crime detection is an adventure. In search of the hidden truth.
Louie
Gonna find the hidden truth Looking out that window on the fire escape perhaps, Louie.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Perhaps.
Louie
Mr. Templer, somebody's at the door.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I'll handle this. If I need help.
Louie
If you need help, we're in trouble.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Good morning, Ms. Courtney.
Diane Courtney
What are you doing?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Come in, Diane. Ms. Courtney, my good friend, Louis.
Louie
Oh, chum. You want I should leave, Mr. Temple?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
No. We'll both be leaving in a minute, Louis. Just as soon as we ask Ms. Courtney some questions she probably won't answer.
Diane Courtney
What questions?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Like who killed Lefty Miller?
Diane Courtney
I don't know. I thought it was suicide.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
You see, Louie, who's the fixer?
Louie
Diane, I. I can't tell you.
Diane Courtney
I. I'm afraid. Saint, if you believe me, if you'd help me.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Why are you working on Phil Miller to throw a ball game? Why?
Diane Courtney
I can't tell you that.
Louie
I'm frightened.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Look, I don't care how frightened you are. A man's been killed.
Sam the Spender
Why, I can't.
Diane Courtney
I'm afraid.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
The lady's afraid. Come on, Louie. Let's go back to the ballpark and see if we can throw a few curbs. Mr. Bush, as manager of the Blue Sox, you must have known Lefty Miller fairly well.
Mr. Bush
Not well, no. I manage the team. But you don't manage an old pro like Lefty. You just tell him what time the game is and he does the rest.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Yes.
Mr. Bush
From what I saw of him, though, he. He was a good guy. I'm sorry.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
How's Phil taking it?
Mr. Bush
It's hard to tell about kids. He and Lefty weren't close. Maybe you knew that.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Yes, I knew that.
Mr. Bush
But it's hard to tell just how he was taking it. Tonight's his turn to pitch, and I told him, of course, I'd start somebody
Simon Templar (The Saint)
else, but no, he's going to pitch tonight.
Mr. Bush
Insisted on it. Said he had it. So he'll pitch.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
You think he should?
Mr. Bush
Well, he's the best we got. And I might get a phone call tomorrow telling me he's sold to the major leagues. Anytime he wants to pitch, he'll pitch.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Mr. Bush, have you heard any rumors about a fix on your ball club?
Mr. Bush
Oh, Mr. Templer, there's always rumors around any kind of sport. I've never been in a phony ball game, and as far as I know, I never seen one, so I don't listen to rooms.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Thanks, Mr. Bush. And good luck tonight to you and Phil both.
Louie
We have to now, Mr. Templer.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I want to go see a bookmaker, Louie. Sam the Spender. Do you know him?
Louie
Sure, I know him. Biggest bookie in town. Place down on State Street. Only a block or two down the street. Got something good in Hollywood Park?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
No, Louis.
Louie
You want something good?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Thanks, but no. This is different. I did a favor for Sam once. He might be able to return it.
Louie
Sam retains anything but money. One time I had a three horse parley going against him. First two come in, the third is leading into the street.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Hey, Roy, isn't this the place?
Louie
What? Oh, yeah.
Narrator
You're sure.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Wait for me here, Louie. It won't be long.
Louie
Sure, Mr. Sam.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Hello, Sam. How's business?
Sam the Spender
Simon Templar.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Glad to see you.
Sam the Spender
What can I do for you?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Information, Sam, which will go no further than Simon Templer.
Sam the Spender
We in business?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Say, do you handle any baseball money, Sam?
Louie
Nah.
Sam the Spender
Nah. In the east, it's big business. All bet on the major leagues out here. Peanuts.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Have you handled or heard of any bets lately? On the Blue Socks or against them?
Sam the Spender
Against them?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Yeah.
Sam the Spender
Only yesterday. Funny deal, too.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Care to tell me about it? Sure.
Sam the Spender
A big creep comes in with $200 to bet against the Sox in the game tonight. I don't like the smell of it. Nah. I tell him nah. Then the creep tells me what's wrong with me is that I had an emotionally insecure childhood. Honestly.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Go on, Sam.
Sam the Spender
Then he does a funny thing. He give me an extra 200 to pay you off if he win the bet. Imagine that. And if the Sox win, I get to keep the whole 400. The guy's nuts. I can't lose. The best he can do is break even.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Where's the payoff, Sam, if the stocks
Sam the Spender
lose in room 808 the region, tonight, after the game. Do you get it, Saint?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I'm beginning to. Lefty Miller was right. Dirty money has a smell to it. And I'm beginning to smell it. Thanks, Sam.
Sam the Spender
Anytime, Saint. See you soon.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Maybe tonight.
Sam the Spender
Tonight? I hope so, Saint.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Nothing personal, Sam, but I hope not.
Diane Courtney
Who is it?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Good evening, Diane.
Frankie
Well, it's our old friend Jack.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
How are you, Frankie?
Diane Courtney
What is this room, Mr. Templer?
Narrator
Your home away from home, Diane.
Frankie
Let me throw the bum out.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Easy, Frankie. Your aggressions are showing.
Diane Courtney
Anything in particular you wanted, Saint? Frankie and I are busy.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
See that? Busy packing. Too busy to go to the ball game tonight. Did you know beforehand how it would come out?
Frankie
Let me throw the bum out.
Lefty Miller
I hate schizophrenics but he looks like
Diane Courtney
such an interesting one, Frankie. And he's handsome too, my Diane.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
You're not so frightened as you were. Well, I. It's all right. I won't tell the boss.
Frankie
Jack, you better get out of here. It ain't healthy. What's your trouble? You got a compulsion or something?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
No, it's just that when I start out on something, I like to be in on the payoff. And tonight's the payoff. The game should be over by now and the people will be arriving. I'll be the host of our little party.
Frankie
You'll be host for a party of one in a wood box. Jack, Diane should like to.
Louie
Diane, it's a kid.
Diane Courtney
Don't let him in. Frankie.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Come in, Phil.
Diane Courtney
Hello, sweetie.
Louie
Hello, Diane.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Frankie. Yeah. Hello, Mr. Templer.
Frankie
Hello, Phil.
Diane Courtney
Ball game over, honey?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Yeah, it's over.
Diane Courtney
How do you feel?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Dirty.
Diane Courtney
Aw, don't feel bad about it, sweetie. In a week or two, you'll forget all about it.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Sit down, Phil. I've taken over the party. Let's all find out what games we've been playing.
Frankie
Diane, I'm getting an awful frustration listening to him.
Diane Courtney
Let him talk.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Thank you, Phil. Yes, Mr. Templar? What line did Diane use to get you to throw the game tonight? The fixer had something on her. She was afraid of him. Something would happen to her if you didn't do as he wanted. It doesn't matter. You know the real reason.
Frankie
Go on, tell him, Jack.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I will, Frankie. It was a trap for you, Phil. This outfit is big and smart. They're willing to make an investment and wait a while to cash in. It's too tough to get next to a major league player. You'll be up there this year and next. And when you get there, you'll do what the fixer tells you because there's a club over your head. Yeah? Yeah. A certain payoff you took in a hotel room at the region for throwing a game with the blue socks. You understand that? I understand your father found out about it. He had the room right over this one. 908. And he listened on the fire escape. He was seen from in here and he was killed. Then they took him back up the fire escape to his room and rigged the suicide. But they forgot to wash all the blood off the iron outside this window.
Frankie
You're gonna listen to him, kid. He's a neurotic.
Louie
Diane, aren't you gonna say something?
Diane Courtney
I didn't have anything to do with it, honey. It was the Fixer who did it.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Yeah. I believed in the Fixer too, at first, Diane. Until I came to your room the first time. Down the bar. You said you didn't know me up here. You told Frankie I was the Saint. You made other slips tonight?
Louie
No.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
So I know who the Fixer is.
Diane Courtney
Who is he?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
You mean who is she? Fixer is a very beautiful woman, Diane. The Fixer is you.
Frankie
What is this, a filibuster or something?
Diane Courtney
Let's assume you're right, Mr. Templer. Where does it get you? Where does it change things?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
I'm turning you over to the police. And Frankie can hardly shoot both Phil and myself.
Diane Courtney
He won't have to. Just you. You underestimate me, Saint. We should have had more time alone together. Phil will do whatever I tell him, in spite of what's happened. Won't you, sweetie?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Will you feel, Diane?
Diane Courtney
See, I made sure of Phil, Saint. I made sure of him first. And he'll crawl on his hands and knees if I tell him to. Because if he doesn't, I might stop being nice to him. And he couldn't stand that.
Frankie
You should have thought of that, Saint. You got a mental block or something?
Diane Courtney
Finish with Mr. Templar, Frank. We've got to finish packing.
Frankie
This gun says get over to the windows, Saint. This time there won't be no blood in the fire escape. Just a lot on the sidewalk.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Pretty messy that way. Frankie. Your subconscious will hate you.
Frankie
I won't look down.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Now.
Frankie
You're going over to the window. Quiet, Phil.
Diane Courtney
Sit down.
Frankie
Stand back, kid. I ain't playing with this thing. Phil.
Louie
I told you, keep back.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Watch out, Phil. He's going to kill me.
Louie
You killed my father.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Give me that gun, Frankie, or I'll break your wrist.
Louie
I'll kill you.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
No, you won't, Cranky. Think what your analyst would say. And this makes us even.
Louie
Oh, Frankie. Cranky.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Phil. How. How bad is it?
Louie
Not, not bad. Just my arm. But not my pitching arm.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Good.
Diane Courtney
Why you.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Diane. Stand still. Better go for the police, Phil. Can you make it?
Lefty Miller
Yeah.
Louie
Yeah, I can make it.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
And Phil, Thanks. What you did makes up for the game. We'll figure out that later about dad.
Lefty Miller
Saint.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
He did all he could to protect you, Phil. Yeah, he did like me then. More than anything else. He told me you better leave. I want you out of here before that bookie shows up to pay off Mr. Templar.
Louie
He won't be showing up. I didn't lose the game tonight.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Tell me more, Phil.
Narrator
I pitched a three hit shutout.
Louie
I figured it was the least I
Simon Templar (The Saint)
could do for Lefty.
Louie
The Kid's gonna be all right, Mr. Temple.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Bill will be all right. Definitely.
Louie
You know, I can't blame him for getting tangled up with that Diane. Now there is real aged in the woods stuff.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
She won't be quite as attractive when she gets out, Louie. 20 years does something to a woman.
Louie
Should have seen what had done to my wife. And she was no prize to begin with. What do you think was wrong with Diane, Mr.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Temper?
Louie
An emotionally insecure childhood.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
You've been talking to Frankie. I think Diane felt an urge to corrupt, Louie. To feel power, revenge, perhaps for something hidden in her past. It might have been her childhood. Might have been society. Though now society exacts further toll. 20 years. I feel like a drink, Louie.
Louie
Where to, Mr. Templar?
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Back to the Regent. I've got a scotch waiting for me at the bar.
Narrator
You have been listening to another transcribed Adventure of the Saint, the Robin Hood of modern crime. And now, here is our star, Vincent Price.
Simon Templar (The Saint)
Ladies and gentlemen, the most priceless gift which a community can give its children is a fine education. Here in America. Your parents have been able to take that education pretty well for granted. But that won't be true of the future unless we plan now to cope with the educational problems of the future. There are going to be lots of them. We know that for sure. Because of the increased birth rate during and since the war, an extra 7 million children are going to be enrolling in our public schools. And the way things stand, our schools just aren't ready to handle them. The problem varies from district to district, but it's always a problem of shortages. In some localities, there aren't enough classrooms, and in others, not enough books and equipment. And overall, we're suffering from a shortage of teachers. In order to meet the challenge and make sure that our youngsters will get the education they deserve, will have to lay down an educational blueprint for the years ahead. Our local school boards are doing that right now, but they can't do it alone. They need everyone's efforts to build a stronger educational system. If you wish to help, simply contact your local school board. And for further information, write to the National Citizens Commission for the Public Schools, New York, New York. That's the National Citizens Commission for the Public Schools, New York, New York. Good citizens everywhere are helping, for they know that better schools make better communities. This is Vincent Price inviting you to join us again next week at this same time for another exciting adventure of the Saint. Good night.
Narrator
Tonight's script of the Saint was written by Dick Powell. Our cast tonight included Gloria Blanca, Jack Moyles, Hal March, Ed Max, Bob Clark and Larry Dobkin. The music was composed and conducted by Von Dexter. The Saint, based on characters created by Leslie Charteris, is a James L. Safier production and is directed by Helen Knapp. Vincent Price is soon to be seen co starring in RKO's production of his Kind of Woman. All you Saint fans will be glad to know that the Saint comic books are on sale at all newsstands. Your announcer, Val Brown. Three chimes mean good times on NBC. There's fine entertainment on Theater Guild on the air. Returning next Sunday on NBC. This weekend, 400Americans have a holiday date with death.
Louie
Stay off the list.
Narrator
Be careful. Next Sam Spade. Then hear Katherine Grayson on NBC.
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In this thrilling installment of "The Saint," starring Vincent Price as Simon Templar, audiences are immersed into postwar America's love for both baseball and classic detective tales. This episode, originally aired in 1950, follows Simon Templar as he investigates corruption surrounding the minor league Blue Sox baseball team, facing dangers, deception, and murder. The central case: a possible game-fixing scheme that ensnares an aging baseball legend, his son, and a mysterious woman—with repercussions that turn deadly.
Louie, Simon Templar’s humorous cabbie sidekick, sets the tone discussing the Blue Sox baseball team and circulating rumors about a potential fixed game.
Simon Templar expresses skepticism about corruption in baseball—a seemingly pure American institution.
“Baseball is honest. You know that.”
— Simon Templar ([03:03])
Simon meets Lefty Miller, an ex-major leaguer now playing for the Blue Sox, worried about his son Phil falling under the influence of "dirty money."
Lefty confides in Simon about Phil’s rumored involvement with an enigmatic woman, Diane Courtney, and game-fixing pressures.
“There’s only one thing in baseball I care about...my son.”
— Lefty Miller ([04:35])
Simon approaches Diane Courtney at the hotel bar, testing her honesty about her interest in Phil and her role in the scheme.
Diane hints she needs help, asking Simon to meet privately in her room—raising Simon’s suspicions.
“I saw you at the ball game today.”
— Simon Templar ([07:33])
Simon is ambushed in Diane’s room by Frankie, a muscleman, and beaten as a warning to stop investigating.
Frankie leaves a business card: “The Fixer. I fix anything.”
Louie finds Simon and helps him recover, showing the danger they’re truly facing.
“Got myself worked over, Louie, by a psychoanalytical muscle boy...”
— Simon Templar ([12:15])
Lefty phones Simon, saying he’s uncovered more about “the Fixer” and asks to meet.
Phil Miller confronts Simon, angry at the investigation, and together they find Lefty dead—an apparent suicide, but Simon suspects murder.
“He’s dead, Phil, and there’s a gun in his hand. But he didn’t pull the trigger.”
— Simon Templar ([15:02])
Simon and Louie search Diane’s hotel room for clues, suspecting more is hidden.
Diane is questioned but claims ignorance and fear, refusing to reveal the fixer's identity.
“Look, I don’t care how frightened you are. A man’s been killed.”
— Simon Templar ([17:48])
Simon talks to Mr. Bush, the Blue Sox manager, and Sam the Spender, a local bookmaker.
Sam describes a suspicious bet placed against the Blue Sox by someone resembling Frankie, with a payoff arranged in Diane’s hotel room—confirming a larger plot.
“Dirty money has a smell to it. And I’m beginning to smell it.”
— Simon Templar ([21:15])
Simon returns to Diane’s room, confronting Frankie and Diane as the game ends.
Phil arrives, confessing he threw the game under duress to protect Diane.
Simon methodically exposes Diane as the true Fixer, not just an accomplice.
“The Fixer is a very beautiful woman, Diane. The Fixer is you.”
— Simon Templar ([24:29])
In a struggle, Frankie tries to kill Simon; Phil intervenes, saving Simon and proving his own courage.
Diane and Frankie are arrested; Phil’s innocence and character are reestablished.
Simon reflects with Louie about Diane’s motivations and the toll of corruption.
Phil is absolved, noting he pitched a shutout instead of throwing the game, honoring his father’s memory.
“I pitched a three hit shutout. I figured it was the least I could do for Lefty.”
— Phil Miller ([26:31])
Simon’s wit on cynicism and honesty in baseball:
“My silence, friend Louie, is purely comparative.” ([02:15])
On familial love and regret:
“He’s sitting across the field in the dugout...my son.”
— Lefty Miller ([04:35])
On crime detection:
“As my friend Philip Marlow would say, crime detection is an adventure. In search of the hidden truth.”
— Simon Templar ([16:53])
Memorable twist:
“You mean who is she? The Fixer is a very beautiful woman, Diane. The Fixer is you.”
— Simon Templar ([24:29])
Louie’s closing humor:
“Should have seen what it’s done to my wife. And she was no prize to begin with.”
— Louie ([27:04])
The episode’s tone blends hard-boiled detective with warm-hearted humor, featuring Simon’s quick wit and Louie’s banter. The tension builds steadily, climaxing in the final confrontation. Motifs of regret, the cost of corruption, and the redemptive power of courage and love come through clearly.
This classic episode is a perfect blend of suspense, character depth, and postwar American values. Whether you're a fan of old-time radio, baseball, or just a good whodunnit—as Simon Templar says, “Crime detection is an adventure. In search of the hidden truth.”