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The Adventures of the Saint. Starring Vincent Price. The Saint. Based on characters created by Leslie Charteris and known to millions from books, magazines and motion pictures, the Robin Hood of modern crime now comes transcribed to radio starring Hollywood's brilliant and talented actor, Vincent Price as the Saint.
Frank
Right in here.
Simon Templar
Oh, thank you. Come in. Mr. Templer. Oh, Warden, how are you?
Warden
I'm just as gloomy as ever. Sit down. Haven't seen you for a long time.
Simon Templar
I do my best to keep out of jail.
Warden
And you do your best to get a lot of people in. What can I do for you?
Simon Templar
And I wanted permission to see one of your prisoners.
Frank
Oh.
Sam
Oh, he is.
Simon Templar
Tommy. Patrick.
Warden
Can't be done. Even for you. Patrick's in the prison hospital. No visitors allowed there.
Simon Templar
I see.
Warden
You know Tommy.
Simon Templar
He did some work for me years ago, Warden, that's all. I didn't even know he was here in prison until I got his letter.
Warden
Letter? I wonder how he got a letter out of here.
Simon Templar
I don't know. He couldn't very well have put it in the mailbox at the corner.
Warden
Mind if I take a look at it?
Simon Templar
Oh, of course not. Here it is.
Warden
Dear Mr. Templar, maybe I got no right to ask your help, but I need it bad. They're trying to kill me, but I don't know why. Tommy Patchak.
Simon Templar
Hmm. You know, I've got a hunch Tommy's telling the truth. Am I right, Warden?
Warden
Yes, you are. Patrick's been here three years. He's due out next spring. In three years, there've been five attempts on his life by other prisoners. The latest was just a day or so ago.
Simon Templar
Was he hurt seriously?
Warden
Knifed, but not seriously. We don't know who did it. And Patrick's too scared to tell. Most likely we'll never know.
Simon Templar
Borden, haven't you any way of protecting this man?
Warden
Protect him? Look, Templar, this prison was built for 1200 men. I've got 4000. The guards are overworked and underpaid. The food's bad. There's no recreation facility. And every year society sends me a thousand more men and says Keep them in your crowded cage for a few years and send them back good citizens. Protect Patrick. Why, I can't even.
Simon Templar
Hey, what's that?
Warden
It's been a break. Hello, Evans.
Simon Templar
Where is it?
Warden
How many I see. Be right over.
Simon Templar
What is it, warden?
Warden
Your friend Patrick Templer, he couldn't wait for you. He's gone.
Landlady
Read all about the prison break. Patchak's still at large. Read all about it. Extra.
Simon Templar
Taxi. Hey, taxi. Well, good afternoon, Louie.
Louis
Afternoon, Mr. Templer. Ain't it a heavenly day?
Simon Templar
Yes, Louis, it is.
Louis
Where to, Mr. Templer?
Simon Templar
312 Main Street, Louie.
Charlie Forelli
Gotcha.
Louis
You read about that prison break last night? Mr. Templer said his PAT check rolled out in the laundry truck. You think they'll catch him?
Simon Templar
Oh, sooner or later, Louis. They always do.
Louis
You know something? I kind of hope they don't in my. In my subunconscious, that is. Why is that, Mr. Templer?
Simon Templar
The universal guilt feeling, Louie. Whenever there's a man in hiding, that man might be you or me.
Louis
Yeah, yeah.
Simon Templar
Fruit, huh, Louie? It's Freud.
Louis
That's what I said, Siegfried. Fruit. You know shop Moore, Mr. Templar. I kind of felt this way when that leopard escaped last spring, remember? Then he come back to his cage all by himself. It was kind of sad.
Simon Templar
An allegory, Louie?
Louis
No, no, no. I was a leopard. You think Patrick will come back to the cage, Mr. Templer?
Simon Templar
Well, I'm afraid that for him there is no hiding place. Hey, isn't this Main Street, Louis?
Louis
Oh, yeah, sure.
Charlie Forelli
Yeah.
Louis
3:12. Anybody we know?
Simon Templar
I got a tip that Tommy Patrick used to live here. Perhaps if I can help him, then you and I won't feel so guilty. Wait for me, Louisa.
Louis
Sure.
Simon Templar
I'll be darned.
Frank
What's the matter?
Simon Templar
I've been to this house before.
Louis
You got friends in the strangest places.
Simon Templar
Yeah, As I remember, the landlady was one of the most charming, cultivated damsels I ever had the pleasure of meeting.
Louis
Some guy's got all the luck. You sure you don't want me to come with you?
Simon Templar
No, thanks, Louis. I want her all to myself.
Landlady
Yeah, what do you want?
Simon Templar
Dear heart and gentle person, don't you remember me?
Landlady
My memory ain't so good.
Simon Templar
Well, I'm a friend of Tommy Patrick.
Landlady
Oh, you are? Know who I am? Shirley Temple. You're a cop, that's what. Cops have been thicker than flies around here last night and today both.
Simon Templar
Well, for here, that's pretty thick.
Landlady
I run a respectable rumenhouse, and every time a cop comes to the front door, five more Rumors go out the back.
Simon Templar
Oh, rumors are flying.
Landlady
Worse for business than the bubonic plague. I hate cops. What do you want, cop?
Simon Templar
I'm not a policeman, really. I'm trying to help Tommy if I can. If you know anything, I got a very poor memory. Well, now, here. Would a treasury note refresh it any?
Landlady
I got a memory like an elephant. Come on in.
Simon Templar
Thank you. Now, about Tommy Patrick.
Landlady
Well, say, you sure you're not a cop?
Warden
Quite sure.
Landlady
Well, I ain't looking for Tommy to come here, but he's got a sister, Nancy.
Simon Templar
I didn't know that.
Landlady
The cops don't either. They were raised separate and Tommy didn't want her brought into his trouble.
Simon Templar
Any idea where I could find her?
Landlady
I got a very poor memory.
Simon Templar
Here we are.
Landlady
Thanks. She works at the Voodoo Room. Cigarette girl.
Simon Templar
Voodoo Room? That's Charlie Forelli's place, isn't it?
Landlady
Yeah, sure it is. Say, you positive you're not a cop?
Simon Templar
Madam, I might as well confess. I am a personal emissary of J. Edgar Hoover.
Landlady
You are, huh? Well, that's good enough for me. Finest president we ever had.
Simon Templar
Thank you and goodbye. Barbara Fritch, Bartender.
Frank
Who do you think you're talking to?
Simon Templar
Well, you're standing behind the bar. I presumed you were the bartender.
Frank
Well, I'm not. Joe is. I'm a big shot around here.
Simon Templar
Oh, I beg your pardon. I'll wait for Joe, the small shot.
Frank
He'll have a long wait. He went out to get a drink, which means he won't be back for several drinks. What'll it be?
Simon Templar
Scotch over ice, please.
Frank
Coming up? Yeah.
Simon Templar
Thank you.
Tommy Patrick
Yeah.
Simon Templar
Nancy around?
Frank
Nancy around? Who wants to know? A guy wears a necktie, drinks scotch in the afternoon, Thinks all the girls should fall down dying dead when he waves his little finger.
Simon Templar
Look, all I asked was, is Nancy.
Frank
Big man, drinks scotch in the afternoon. Thinks he's got a right to. Real big operator here drinks scotch in the afternoon. I don't.
Landlady
Go away, please. You talk too much.
Nancy Patrick
And you don't say anything. Just go polish your glasses.
Frank
Okay?
Simon Templar
Okay.
Frank
A real big pinstripe, white shirt, necktie type operator.
Nancy Patrick
Well, you want to see me?
Simon Templar
What about? I was down at the state prison last night. I had a letter from a man who wanted to see me, but he couldn't wait.
Nancy Patrick
Tommy?
Simon Templar
Yes? I'm Simon Templar. I used to know your brother.
Nancy Patrick
What do you want?
Simon Templar
I want to help if I can.
Nancy Patrick
You're the saint, aren't you? Yes, I remember. Tommy talked about you. Could you come to my place later? I live at the Sheldon. It's the back apartment on the second floor.
Simon Templar
What time?
Nancy Patrick
Around 11. I'll take off early tonight.
Simon Templar
I'll be there. Nancy, do you think there's any chance Tommy might come?
Nancy Patrick
I don't.
Frank
Excuse me, but I got a message to deliver. Mac.
Simon Templar
Well, what is it, Jack?
Frank
Mr. Forelli just said that he wants to see you in his office.
Nancy Patrick
Keep out of this, Frank. Farrelli doesn't even know he's here.
Frank
I said that Mr. Farrelli wants to see Mr. Man of distinction here. And if I have to persuade him, then I'll persuade him.
Simon Templar
Now stop flexing your muscles, Frank. You need your strength for the cocktail hour.
Frank
I said that Mr. Farelli wants to see you.
Simon Templar
But an unattractive gun. It matches your face.
Frank
Listen, Max, please, Mr. Templer.
Simon Templar
Lead on, Jack.
Frank
Now you lead. I'll be right behind you. Just to make sure that you get there. You stay here, Nancy. Some big deal, this guy. Scotch in the afternoon, Thinks right away all the girls should fall down dying dead. One of you guy to see you, Mr. Pirelli. He was bashful, so I brought him.
Charlie Forelli
Oh, come in, come in.
Simon Templar
Mr. Diamond Templar?
Charlie Forelli
Yeah. Welcome to the Voodoo Room, Mr. Templar. Let us see more of you. Cigar?
Simon Templar
Thank you.
Charlie Forelli
That's our own brand. And a violet perfume for the lady of your choice.
Landlady
Voodoo.
Frank
From the Voodoo Room.
Charlie Forelli
That's a little trick I picked up from Sherman Billingsley.
Simon Templar
Mm. Thank you. And where did you pick up this little trick? Mr. Farrelli.
Frank
Right.
Charlie Forelli
Yeah, well, he's rather class conscious, but a hard worker.
Frank
I was asking about Tommy Patrick, Mr. Farrelli.
Charlie Forelli
I heard him.
Simon Templar
Indeed.
Charlie Forelli
Well, you're a friend of Tommy's, Mr. Templet.
Simon Templar
Possibly.
Charlie Forelli
Possibly.
Simon Templar
Mm.
Charlie Forelli
And you might possibly be in touch with him soon?
Simon Templar
I couldn't say.
Charlie Forelli
You couldn't say? But you could tell us the basis of your interest in Tommy?
Simon Templar
I could, but I see no reason to.
Charlie Forelli
You see no reason to? Mr. Templar, showing interest in other people's affairs is not always healthy. And some people know this instinctively, and others have to be taught. Teach him, Frank.
Frank
Sure. Not such a big operator now.
Charlie Forelli
That's enough, Frank.
Simon Templar
That's enough.
Charlie Forelli
Throw him out the back way.
Frank
Well, okay. Mr. Farelli. Hey, Mr. Farelli. I think I broke the bottle of perfume he gave him.
Charlie Forelli
I heard something crack. Well, let's look on the bright side, Frank. Might have been a rib.
Louis
Yeah.
Frank
Might.
Charlie Forelli
Yeah.
Frank
Saves them, right? Drinking scotch in the afternoon with a Necktime.
Simon Templar
Louie. Hey.
Louis
Hey, Mr. Templar. What happened here? Wait, I'll help you into the cab.
Simon Templar
Thank you.
Louis
Oh, gee, what happened Mr. Templer, you look horrible. You sure smell pretty.
Simon Templar
But that's a doubtful consolation. I tangled with Mr. Charlie Forelli.
Frank
Yeah?
Louis
How does he look, huh?
Simon Templar
Not a scratch.
Louis
Oh, that Farrelli is bad medicine. Stay away from him, Mr. Templar. The less you know about his business, the better.
Simon Templar
Maybe, but after you take me home for repairs, you can take me to the morgue. The morgue?
Louis
I hope and trust. A round trip.
Simon Templar
The newspaper morgue. Oh, I'm gonna do some checking on Frilly. I begin to detect quite an odor about this whole business.
Louis
So do I. I hardly trust myself in the same camp with you. You get it, Mr. Templar.
Charlie Forelli
You said so.
Louis
You detect an order, so I showy home.
Frank
Yes, sir.
Simon Templar
Hello, Sam.
Sam
Well, Simon Templer, the Robin Hood of modern crime. How are things in Sherwood Forest?
Simon Templar
Everybody's getting ready for television.
Sam
Come on in, Come on in. Sit down and let's chew the fat. You know anything bad about anybody?
Simon Templar
Yes, that's why I'm here. Wonder if I could look at your files on Charlie Forelli's ham, huh?
Sam
Oh, no need to get dusty. I'll tell you all you want to know. Farelli came to this country around 25 years ago. Probably from Sicily. Nobody knows for sure. Made big dough in Prohibition days, liquor bought a nightclub. Might be leveling now and might not. Big connections, underworld and otherwise. Police never pinned anything on it. And if you ask me, they never will. It's a class operator.
Simon Templar
Thanks, Sam. How's your memory on Tommy Patrick?
Sam
Oh, had to pull the file on him today after his break last night. Yeah, sent up three years ago for attempted robbery. He and his buddy tried to hold up a liquor store. His partner was killed. Nick Pantel?
Simon Templar
Yeah, Pantel. I think that was his name.
Sam
Tommy was shot but recovered. He claimed it was a frame.
Simon Templar
Now, why would anyone want to frame him? Well, he didn't know.
Sam
I guess that's why nobody believed him.
Simon Templar
I see. Well, thanks, Sam.
Louis
Oh, anytime. Saint.
Sam
That's an interesting egg on your forehead. You walk into a dorm?
Simon Templar
No, someone slugged me. Oh.
Sam
Now, why would anybody want to slug you?
Simon Templar
I don't know. I guess that's why nobody believes me.
Sam
Yeah, well, stuff happens.
Simon Templar
Stuff happens. Good night, Sam.
Nancy Patrick
Who is it?
Simon Templar
Simon Templer.
Tommy Patrick
Nancy, come here quickly.
Simon Templar
Is anybody watching the house?
Nancy Patrick
I don't know. I don't think so, but I'm not sure. Oh, Mr. Templer, you're failed.
Simon Templar
You should see the rest of me. Well, I mean, I.
Nancy Patrick
What happened to Frankly, Joe?
Simon Templar
Well, he beat me up some, but I'm the durable type. Pre war construction.
Nancy Patrick
Oh, I despise him. He's always hanging around as if he owns Hate him. I guess I'm afraid of him too.
Simon Templar
What about for Ellie?
Nancy Patrick
I don't know. You know, I get the feeling he's watching me all the time. I almost feel sometimes like that's why he's hired me. So he could watch me.
Simon Templar
Does he know Tommy Patrick's your brother?
Nancy Patrick
I don't know. But he knows everything. Maybe he does.
Landlady
What's Tommy done? Why? Why is somebody trying to have him killed? What's he done?
Simon Templar
Come on, Nancy. Here's a shoulder to cry on.
Nancy Patrick
I'm sorry. I'm not the crying type, knowing that kid's out there somewhere, cold and scared, hunted and alone.
Simon Templar
Well, maybe he won't be alone if we can reach him. Or if he can reach us.
Tommy Patrick
Does he know where you live?
Nancy Patrick
Yeah, but how can he get.
Tommy Patrick
Shh.
Simon Templar
Someone outside the door?
Nancy Patrick
Who?
Simon Templar
We'll soon find out.
Nancy Patrick
Frank.
Simon Templar
Hey, you're quite an accomplished man, Frank. You tend bar, beat up the customers, listen at keyholes. What else do you do?
Frank
I take guys I find in my girl's room and I throw them downstairs.
Nancy Patrick
Frank, get out.
Simon Templar
Did you forget your blackjack, Frank? You might need it.
Frank
Big lady killing operator, eh? Well, come on, let's see how you bounce. Hey, stand still, Templar.
Simon Templar
This is for the egg on the head, Frankie. And this is just because I don't like.
Landlady
Oh,
Simon Templar
I hope your neighbors don't object to noisy parties. Nancy, come here.
Nancy Patrick
Mr. Templar. You hurt?
Simon Templar
No, I'm not hurt, but I don't think I'll have Frankie mix me any more drinks.
Nancy Patrick
You were pretty terrific.
Simon Templar
Was I? Oh, well, no, I. Well, you know best. Good night, Nancy.
Nancy Patrick
You're leaving?
Simon Templar
Oh, no indeed. Frankie might be back. I'll sit up and you take the bedroom. Now get some rest. Did you sleep at all last night?
Nancy Patrick
No, I kept waiting for Tommy.
Simon Templar
Yeah, get some rest. I'll stretch out on the couch. But if. If Tommy comes, I'll awaken you.
Nancy Patrick
All right, Mr. Templar.
Simon Templar
Nancy.
Nancy Patrick
Yes, Mr. Templer?
Simon Templar
If I'm going to spend the night on your couch, you'd better call me Sim. Hey, Nancy.
Landlady
Yes, Simon?
Simon Templar
Do I smell coffee and bacon? You do, Nancy. Men have married for such an aroma.
Nancy Patrick
Breakfast will be ready in a minute.
Simon Templar
Did you get any sleep?
Nancy Patrick
Yeah, I did. Finally. Simon. I wonder if they picked up Tommy yet.
Simon Templar
No, they didn't. I went out this morning around 6 and bought a paper.
Nancy Patrick
Here, let me see. Police, narrow trap around Patrick. Escape bandit still at large. Oh, Simon. What's that?
Simon Templar
It's your brother. He's on the fire escape.
Landlady
Oh, Tommy.
Simon Templar
Tommy, come on now. Let me help you. Tommy. There you go.
Tommy Patrick
I made it, sis.
Simon Templar
Come on now. Take it easy.
Nancy Patrick
Tommy, come here. Sit down over here.
Tommy Patrick
Yeah, yeah.
Simon Templar
Come on now. That's it.
Nancy Patrick
Don't talk. I'll get you breakfast and then put you to bed. You're all right now.
Landlady
Tommy.
Simon Templar
Did anyone see you come in?
Tommy Patrick
Look, I don't know. I had a breakout saying, they kill me. They killed me.
Simon Templar
I know, I know. Now pull yourself together. We haven't got much time.
Tommy Patrick
Who's trying to kill you? I think Farelli.
Simon Templar
Why?
Nancy Patrick
Why?
Landlady
I don't know.
Frank
I don't know.
Simon Templar
But you must.
Landlady
Can't you let him alone?
Tommy Patrick
I can't.
Simon Templar
Frank Farrelli, the police, some of them or all of them will be here at any minute.
Tommy Patrick
Don't let him take me back. They'll kill me.
Simon Templar
Look, we've got to find out why. Tommy. Nancy, hand him some coffee.
Nancy Patrick
All right away.
Landlady
Thanks.
Simon Templar
Now, you say Farrelli is trying to have you killed. That means you know something. Or he thinks you do. What is it?
Tommy Patrick
I don't know. I don't know. Don't you think I've been trying to figure it out for three years?
Nancy Patrick
Please, let him alone.
Tommy Patrick
I can't.
Simon Templar
You see, the holdup was a frame, right?
Tommy Patrick
We didn't even have guns. Nick and I just went in for some beer and the owner started shooting at us. He got Nick. He went to get me, too. When I came through, there was a gun planted on me. One on Nick, too.
Simon Templar
Did Nick know Forelli well?
Tommy Patrick
Can't I rest for a while?
Simon Templar
No, you've got to answer me. Yeah. Yeah.
Tommy Patrick
Nick knew Farrelli. I think he knew him in Sicily. But he never said he was lazy. But he was a good guy.
Simon Templar
He didn't work well. How did he get along? Why?
Tommy Patrick
I got the idea Farrelli gave him money. I don't know why.
Simon Templar
You were his friend.
Tommy Patrick
Yeah. Now we live in the same room and house on Third.
Simon Templar
And I know where it is. You know, I was there yesterday and met your charming landlady. Did Nick ever tell you anything about Farelli? About anything at all?
Nancy Patrick
Kansas. He is exhausted.
Simon Templar
Look, would you rather see him exhausted or dead? Tell me, Tommy, did Nick ever tell you anything about Farelli?
Tommy Patrick
Yes, sir. Just no one. Just as if anything ever happened to him, to Nick. I was to look for the ace in the hole.
Simon Templar
Did you? No. No, you couldn't. You were shot and railroaded into prison. What happened To Nick's things.
Tommy Patrick
Do you know they were sold? I guess he kept everything he had in an old trunk.
Simon Templar
An old trunk? Any chance it might still be at the rooming house? Maybe. I don't know. Tommy, look, is there any way we can get into that house without being seen? The police are watching it.
Charlie Forelli
I don't know.
Simon Templar
Oh, you've got to know.
Tommy Patrick
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.
Simon Templar
Yes.
Tommy Patrick
Through the backyard, next door, then through the garage.
Simon Templar
Come on, Nancy, we're taking him out of here.
Nancy Patrick
You can't move him now, son.
Simon Templar
We'll move him if we have to carry him. If we leave him here for Ellie, we'll kill him. Come on. If that trunk is still there, we've got a chance. Louie, listen very carefully.
Louis
Go ahead, Mr. Templar. It's your nickel.
Simon Templar
Are you feeling particularly reckless today? Wait.
Louis
What do you mean?
Simon Templar
How would you like to take somebody for a ride?
Charlie Forelli
Wow.
Louis
Mr. Templar, there ain't nothing I wouldn't do for you, you know that. But. But take somebody forever. My wife wouldn't like that.
Simon Templar
You haven't got a wife.
Louis
Yeah, but if I had one, she wouldn't like it. Honest, Mr. Templer, I never bumped off nobody my whole life.
Simon Templar
I know that. And I wouldn't expect you to start now. I just want you to take somebody for a ride in your cab. Oh, yeah. That somebody is somebody the police want. I don't want them to find him just yet.
Sam
Gotcha.
Simon Templar
Well, look, don't hit any bumps. He's in pretty bad condition.
Louis
Don't worry, Mr. Templar. He'll think he's in a baby buggy.
Simon Templar
Louie, I like you.
Louis
Oh, Mr. Temple. I bet you say that to all the cab drivers.
Simon Templar
Stand right behind this door, Nancy, until I.
Landlady
Hey, what are you doing sneaking in the back way? This is a respectable room in house. Or it would be if I had respectable rumors.
Simon Templar
Look, mother, I haven't much time. Do you remember Nick Pantel?
Nancy Patrick
Nick?
Landlady
Sure I do. Was shot three years ago. Dead now.
Simon Templar
Yes, I know. Did he leave a trunk here?
Landlady
I got a very bad memory here. Well, I sold the trunk.
Simon Templar
What?
Landlady
Lease the stuff in it. I had a perfect right. He didn't give me my two weeks notice before leaving.
Simon Templar
Is the trunk still here?
Landlady
It's down in the cellar. This door here.
Simon Templar
Oh, thank you.
Landlady
That's okay. I won't mention it to anybody. Won't even mention the Tommy Patchek sisters standing right in my hall behind the door. Of course, the cops would be kind of interested. Cause they're looking for a brother. But just the same Then you've got
Simon Templar
a perfect right to call the police if you want to.
Landlady
Oh, not me. I hate cops. Of course, if they was to ask me. I got such a good memory here. Thanks. Going back on me again.
Simon Templar
Wait a minute, Nancy, till I get the light. You see it?
Nancy Patrick
I think so. There's only one trunk here.
Simon Templar
Looks like Farelli covered this angle years ago. Huh. The lining's ripped up. So's the bottom.
Nancy Patrick
No use then.
Simon Templar
Perhaps. But perhaps. Nick Pantel Read Pose the purloined letter. You see this way, Bill, on the trunk.
Nancy Patrick
Yeah.
Simon Templar
I'm gonna see if it comes off.
Nancy Patrick
How's that prove that?
Simon Templar
The best hiding place is sometimes the most obvious. Look. There's a newspaper clipping on the other side. It's in Italian.
Nancy Patrick
Can you translate it, son?
Simon Templar
No, but I'll find someone who can. And when I.
Charlie Forelli
Save yourself the trouble. Mr. Templer.
Landlady
Son.
Simon Templar
Hello, Farelli.
Frank
Hi, Mac.
Simon Templar
Hi.
Charlie Forelli
I'll take that clipping. Keep him Cupid, Frank. Thank you.
Simon Templar
What do you propose to do now?
Charlie Forelli
What do I propose to do now? What would you do?
Simon Templar
Nothing. You're licked. For Ellie. You can destroy that clipping. But I can guess what it says. You committed a crime in Sicily years ago and had to flee the country. Probably. You killed a man. Nick Pantel knew it and was blackmailing you. You had him killed. Then you tried to have Tommy killed at the same time just because he might know.
Charlie Forelli
Just because he might know. And if I committed this crime, Mr. Templer, why didn't they extradite me?
Simon Templar
Because Mussolini was making the trains run on time and accepting bribes whenever they came along. Since then, you haven't been too sure, Farelli.
Charlie Forelli
Everything is for sale, Mr. Templar. You've got the money. Where's Tommy, Nancy?
Simon Templar
She doesn't know, Farley.
Frank
Do you?
Simon Templar
I think I'll just let you brood about that one.
Nancy Patrick
Mm.
Charlie Forelli
What do you think we should do, Frank?
Frank
Well, it looks like him or you, Mr. Farelli.
Charlie Forelli
How about the girl, Frank?
Frank
I don't know her, Frank.
Charlie Forelli
You heard what he said, kid.
Sam
Well, Frank.
Simon Templar
No, it won't work, Farelli.
Frank
It won't work.
Charlie Forelli
Well, difference of opinion is what makes horse races.
Frank
Hey, get back. You shut up.
Landlady
The gun. There's enough holes in the floor already. There's cups all over the house and outside.
Charlie Forelli
Who called him?
Simon Templar
I did, Mother. And you hated cops.
Landlady
I did. But I remembered there was a reward out for Tommy. And I figured Nancy knew where he was, hurt me to go back on my principles. But I forced myself.
Frank
Hey, what do we do, boss?
Simon Templar
Mr. Farrelli's a sensible man, Frank. He'll go back to the old country. That's better than facing a murder rap here, isn't it?
Charlie Forelli
Yes, yes, much better. Put up the gun, Frank.
Frank
Will not be for right.
Simon Templar
Give me that, Frankie. Give me that before I break your martini arm. There.
Charlie Forelli
Very impetuous young man, Frank.
Landlady
He might have killed you.
Simon Templar
Yeah, but he didn't. Shall we go, Farelli?
Charlie Forelli
Yes, we'll go. But it's only a question of time for me, Mr. Templer. I'll be back. In any sensible society, money can buy anything. And when we return to, shall I say, sensible basis, I'll be back.
Simon Templar
And if you come back, I won't be here.
Narrator
No.
Charlie Forelli
In the meantime, I'll read up on Pole. He might have saved me a lot of trouble.
Louis
At Tommy Patrick on a full pardon, Mr. Temple. A gee that swell.
Simon Templar
Yeah, Tommy deserved a few good breaks.
Frank
Yeah.
Louis
It's just two things about that case that bother me, Mr. Templin.
Simon Templar
Oh, what are they, Louie?
Louis
You think a guy like Florelli could ever come back to this country like he said?
Simon Templar
He'll be trying, Louie. So it's up to you and me.
Louis
Yeah?
Simon Templar
Yeah. And what's the other thing?
Louis
Well, you know that day you had me drive Tommy Patrick all over town? This cab when the cops was looking for him?
Simon Templar
Yeah.
Louis
Well, all he talked about was his sister. What a wonderful girl she was and how pretty.
Simon Templar
Yes.
Louis
Well, he was saying how hard she worked all her life now. Regular she was.
Frank
And how pretty.
Louis
Yes, And I just wondered, that's all. You know, if a girl was that pretty.
Simon Templar
Louie. The Voodoo Club is under new management. New owner, new bartender, but the same cigarette girl.
Louis
Yeah.
Simon Templar
Well, let's drive over there. You seem to be out of cigarette.
Narrator
You've been listening to another transcribed Adventure of the Saint. The Robin Hood of modern crime. Now here is our star, Vincent Price.
Simon Templar
Ladies and gentlemen, in tonight's cast, you heard Peggy Weber as the landlady and Sheldon Leonard as Frank. Victor Rodman was Forelli. Peter Leeds, Sam. Dick Krena played Tommy. Fred Shields the warden. Larry Dobkin plays Louis. This is Vincent Price inviting you to join us again next week at this same time for another exciting adventure of the Saint. Good night.
Narrator
Tonight's script of the Saint was written by Dick Carr. The Saint, based on characters created by Leslie Charteris, is a James L. Safier production and is directed by Helen Mack. Vincent Price is now starring in the Winslow Boy at the Las Palmas Theater here in Hollywood. Your announcer is Don Stanley. Three chimes mean good times. On NBC. Tonight, it's the Big Show. Once again, there'll be music with Meredith Wilson, Mindy Carson, Perry, Coma and many more. Comedy with Bob Hope, Jimmy Durante and Eddie Cantor. Drama with Jose Ferrer. In fact, it has everything, including Dalula. And tonight, Theater Guild on the Air presents another outstanding drama, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, starring Frederick March and Barbara Bel Geddes. So remember, visit the Big show today on N.
Podcast: Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Episode: The Saint: No Hiding Place
Host: Choice Classic Radio
Air Date: May 3, 2026 (Re-broadcast)
Starring: Vincent Price as Simon Templar
This episode of The Saint, starring Vincent Price, plunges listeners into a world of prison intrigue, underworld secrets, and the determination of one man—Simon Templar—to save an innocent from a fate worse than prison. "No Hiding Place" sees Templar trying to unravel the motives behind a series of attempts on a convict's life, a desperate prison break, and the sinister influence of a nightclub owner with a dark past.
"This prison was built for 1200 men. I’ve got 4000... The guards are overworked and underpaid. The food’s bad. There’s no recreation facility..." – Warden ([03:00])
"The universal guilt feeling, Louie. Whenever there’s a man in hiding, that man might be you or me." – Simon Templar ([04:22])
"I got a memory like an elephant. Come on in." – Landlady ([06:23])
"A guy wears a necktie, drinks scotch in the afternoon, Thinks all the girls should fall down dying dead when he waves his little finger." – Frank ([08:03])
"Mr. Templar, showing interest in other people's affairs is not always healthy... Teach him, Frank." – Charlie Forelli ([10:32])
"This is for the egg on the head, Frankie. And this is just because I don’t like you." – Simon Templar ([15:42])
"Just as if anything ever happened to him, to Nick. I was to look for the ace in the hole." – Tommy Patrick ([19:47])
"The best hiding place is sometimes the most obvious." – Simon Templar ([23:30])
"I did. But I remembered there was a reward out for Tommy. And I figured Nancy knew where he was, hurt me to go back on my principles. But I forced myself." – Landlady ([25:08])
"Tommy deserved a few good breaks." – Simon Templar ([26:19])
Simon’s wit and warmth:
"If I’m going to spend the night on your couch, you’d better call me Sim." – Simon Templar to Nancy ([16:33])
Landlady’s running gags about memory and hating cops:
"I got a very poor memory."
"I hate cops. Of course, if they was to ask me, I got such a good memory." ([22:04], [22:44])
Forelli’s philosophy:
"Everything is for sale, Mr. Templar. You’ve got the money... In any sensible society, money can buy anything." – Charlie Forelli ([24:28], [25:44])
Nancy’s resilience:
"I’m not the crying type, knowing that kid’s out there somewhere, cold and scared, hunted and alone." – Nancy Patrick ([15:00])
The episode combines gritty detective drama with sardonic humor and sharp wordplay—hallmarks of Simon Templar. The supporting characters, particularly wisecracking cabbie Louis and the cynically pragmatic landlady, provide levity amid life-or-death stakes. The dialogue is brisk, witty, and layered with double meanings, suited for fans of classic radio’s golden age.
Whether you’re drawn by Vincent Price’s charismatic performance or the labyrinthine plotting of a classic noir, “No Hiding Place” satisfies as both an adventure and a thoughtful commentary on justice, loyalty, and the temptation of easy money.