The Saint: The Problem of the Peculiar Payoff 07/09/1950

Summary

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Podcast Summary

The Saint: "The Problem of the Peculiar Payoff"

Original Airdate: July 9, 1950
Podcast Release: February 1, 2026
Featured Actor: Vincent Price as Simon Templar

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Episode Overview

This episode of "The Saint" finds Simon Templar — the enigmatic Robin Hood of modern crime — ensnared in a web of blackmail, murder, and double-crosses. After a run-in with an old crook fresh out of prison, Templar is drawn into a case involving a shady real estate swindle, a mysterious payoff, and a murder pinned on him. Templar must use his wits to unravel who is setting him up, all while dealing with quirky criminals and a femme fatale in classic hard-boiled style.

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Key Discussion Points and Plot Developments

1. An Old Acquaintance and a Stolen Ride (01:46 – 05:21)

• Simon Templar is accosted by Augie Castlethwaite, a recently released ex-con, who offers him a ride in a "hot car."
• Augie pulls a gun on Templar, revealing he's been hired to kill Simon.
• Augie hints at professionalism:

  "I got my reputation to think of." (Augie, 03:44)

• Simon attempts to learn who hired Augie, discovering it's "Ronald Stanton," though neither appears to know the other's true agenda.
• In his trademark cool style, Simon gets the upper hand by crashing the car, disarming Augie.

2. Meeting Ronald Stanton: Artful Dodges and Payoffs (05:44 – 08:20)

• Templar confronts Ronald Stanton, a self-deprecating, failed artist turned swindler:

  "My paintings stink...So you find me a swindler instead. Degrading. But a man must live." (Stanton, 06:33)

• Stanton treats Simon with faux courtesy, feigning indifference to assassination attempts.
• The two dance around the real issue: why Templar is being paid $15,000 in hush money.
• Templar suspects something rotten beneath Stanton's "real estate business."
• Stanton's blithe, effete persona is punctuated by him lamenting he must "cancel the flowers" for Simon's funeral.

3. Blackmail, Knockout, and a Murder (08:21 – 14:31)

• At Stanton’s office, Simon meets Linda (the receptionist) and Briggs (Stanton’s secretary).
• Briggs, visibly nervous, knocks out Templar with a blackjack, leaving doublespeak and suspicion in the air.
• Simon awakens, flirts with Linda, and confronts Stanton again. He gets the rest of his payoff — but senses a deeper game.
• That evening, Linda meets Templar to reveal Briggs has been murdered, and the police are searching for Simon as a suspect.

4. Scheme Unraveling: What's Behind Stanton? (13:33 – 15:01)

• Over dinner, Simon deduces:
  • Stanton’s business is fraudulent; he’s paying off blackmailers.
  • Briggs had been blackmailing Stanton, using Templar’s name as cover.
  • Augie was meant to eliminate Simon to tie up loose ends.
• Linda insists on her innocence, but Simon remains skeptical.

5. Car Chases, Double-Crosses, and a Final Confrontation (15:23 – 24:51)

• Augie again tries to kidnap Simon for Stanton, but Simon disarms him with clever tactics.
• Stanton, in desperation, tries to regain leverage over Simon, but both realize neither truly trusts the other.
• Simon and Linda break into Stanton's office to search for evidence ("a clue") as Stanton attempts to clean out the place and escape.
• Showdown in the Dark:
  • Stanton arrives, armed and desperate. Simon manipulates him and signals Linda to deliver a surprise attack.
  • Simon disarms Stanton, turning him over to the police for both the swindle and murder.

6. Twist Ending: Linda's Guilt Revealed (24:01 – 25:01)

• Just as Simon and Linda prepare to call the police, Simon reveals he knows Linda was in on Briggs’ blackmail scheme and killed Briggs to protect herself.
• Simon: "You were in on his scheme with him and you were afraid if he were caught at it and talked, he'd implicate you. So you killed him while I was unconscious." (24:18)
• Linda protests, but Simon catches her in a lie involving the office intercom and her movements on the day of the crime.
• As she attempts to flee, the truth is laid bare.

7. Wrap-Up and Comic Touch (25:10 – 25:41)

• Augie reappears, still offering "not-so-hot" cars to Simon, who uncovers that Augie actually went straight this time.
• Augie: "To tell you the truth, that ain't a hot car." (25:30)
• The episode ends with a humorous, light note — classic Saint style.

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

Augie’s Logic on Crime

• "Yeah, I learned crime does not pay. Besides which, it is against the law." (Augie, 02:21)

Stanton on Being a Swindler

• "My paintings stink...So you find me a swindler instead. Degrading. But a man must live." (Ronald Stanton, 06:33)

Simon’s Quick Wit

• "But, Auggie, you know if you kill me, you'll hate yourself in the morning."
  "Yeah, I know. But if I don't, I'll hate myself tonight. It's a cash deal." (03:33 - 03:36)

Linda’s Realization

• "You mean Mr. Stanton is a swindler and he thought you found out, so he paid you to shut up." (Linda, 14:15)

Stanton’s Affected Sensibilities

• "If I'm forced to shoot you, I know I shall be quite ill." (Ronald Stanton, 21:58)

Simon Reveals Linda's Motive

• "Because you were in on his scheme with him and you were afraid if he were caught at it and talked, he'd implicate you. So you killed him while I was unconscious." (Simon, 24:18)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• Augie kidnaps Simon: 01:51–05:21
• Stanton’s introduction: 05:44–08:20
• Simon knocked out by Briggs: 09:02–11:10
• Briggs found murdered: 12:31–13:05
• Simon uncovers the blackmail setup: 13:33–15:01
• Car ride showdown with Augie: 15:23–17:20
• Stanton’s desperate gambit: 18:00–19:01
• Breaking into the office; final confrontation: 20:15–22:50
• Simon exposes Linda: 24:01–24:51
• Comic tag ending with Augie: 25:10–25:41

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Tone and Style

The episode brims with wry, rapid-fire banter, classic noir intrigue, and snappy one-liners. Vincent Price’s Simon Templar radiates dry humor and cool confidence even as the threats mount. The supporting cast embodies hard-boiled tropes with a wink, making the dangers entertaining and the double-crosses delightful.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

This episode is a quintessential "Saint" adventure: a swirl of witty repartee, dangerous liaisons, double-dealing crooks, and a hero always one quip ahead of the game. Simon Templar threads through lies and betrayals, exposing not just the obvious villain — but the hidden hand behind a murder, all the while making light of danger and ending with a sly comedic touch.

Transcript

[Simon Templar]

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[Announcer]

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[Simon Templar]

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[Simon Templar]

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[Simon Templar]

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[Simon Templar]

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[Announcer]

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[Simon Templar]

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[Announcer]

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[Ronald Stanton]

Taxi. Taxi.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

You don't want a taxi, Mr. Templer? I got a car right here. What?

[Simon Templar]

Well, Augie Castlethwaite, when did you leave Alcatraz?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Oh, I got my diploma a couple of months ago. Now I'm back on the Apple. Oh, hop in.

[Simon Templar]

Are you going my way?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Yeah, I'm going your way. All right. Thanks.

[Simon Templar]

You're sure it's no trouble?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

It's no trouble. Move into the driver's seat.

[Simon Templar]

You want me to drive?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

That's right. Why?

[Simon Templar]

Oh, don't tell me. This is a hot car and you don't want to be found at the wheel.

[Ronald Stanton]

How did you guess, Auggie?

[Simon Templar]

Didn't you learn anything in prison?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Yeah, I learned crime does not pay. Besides which, it is against the law.

[Simon Templar]

Well, I'm glad to hear it.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Didn't you know?

[Simon Templar]

I mean, I'm glad to find out, you know.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Oh, sure, Mr. Templer. I learned my lesson. I'm off crime for keep.

[Simon Templar]

But then this car, ain't it a beaut?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

And the keys was in it. With a setup like that, it'd be a crime not to take it.

[Simon Templar]

And like I said, yes, you're off crime for Keith.

[Ronald Stanton]

Yeah.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Now, let's go. Shall we dial her up?

[Simon Templar]

Oh, but, Auggie.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Do like I tell you.

[Simon Templar]

Oh, certainly, Auggie.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

That's right. How? Put her in the face.

[Simon Templar]

Oh, Augie, Why didn't you swipe a car with automatic drive while you're at it?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

I just wasn't thinking, Augie.

[Simon Templar]

Why the gun?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

So you'll do like I tell you. Oh, that's how come you're Driving. I want to keep my eye on you.

[Simon Templar]

The eye. I don't mind. It's the gun I resent. Put it away and I'll be grateful as long as I live.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Trouble is, you ain't going to live very long.

[Simon Templar]

Oh, so that's how we stand.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Yeah. I'm sorry, Mr. Templar, but what can I do? The job's a job, Chuck.

[Simon Templar]

The job. You know the saying, all work and no play.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Well, I'll play after I knock off.

[Simon Templar]

You mean after you knock me off.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

That's right.

[Simon Templar]

But, Auggie, you know if you kill me, you'll hate yourself in the morning.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Yeah, I know. But if I don't, I'll hate myself tonight. It's a cash deal.

[Simon Templar]

And if I top whatever you're getting?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

No dice. I got my reputation to think of.

[Simon Templar]

Oh, pardon me for being cruel.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Oh, that's all right, Mr. Templer.

[Simon Templar]

Well, as long as you're determined to get rid of me, at least tell me who's giving the orders.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Oh, sorry. That's confidential.

[Simon Templar]

Oh, I won't breathe it to a living soul, believe me. Huh.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Oh, I guess you won't at that.

[Simon Templar]

So there's no harm?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

I guess you're right, under the circumstances. Well, then it's a guy named Ronald Stanton.

[Simon Templar]

Ronald Stanton? Who's he?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

In my business, you don't ask questions.

[Simon Templar]

All right, a guy named Ronald Stanton. But what's he got against me?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Look, in my business, you.

[Simon Templar]

Yes, but in my business, you do.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Well, all I know, Stanton calls me in, gives me the assignment, gives me a down payment, and I get the rest on delivery of my course. Right.

[Simon Templar]

Well, it's nice work if you can get it.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Yeah. I'm Sorry about this, Mr. Templer, but times are tough.

[Ronald Stanton]

Mm.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

You gotta take what comes along.

[Simon Templar]

Mm.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Opportunity only knocks once.

[Simon Templar]

Mm. Hm.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

A guy's gotta live.

[Simon Templar]

My sentiments exactly. Hey, wait a minute.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

What are you doing?

[Simon Templar]

I'm just stepping on the gas.

[Ronald Stanton]

Slow down.

[Simon Templar]

I said slow down or I'll plug you. You think we can find a coffin built for. Driver. The car. Close.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

What are you trying to do, scare me to death?

[Ronald Stanton]

It's a thought.

[Simon Templar]

If you don't stop.

[Ronald Stanton]

Yes, if you don't stop.

[Simon Templar]

You said that before. Please, Mr. Templar. Oh, you want me to stop? Yeah. Well, all right.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

What?

[Linda]

What?

[Simon Templar]

What hit me? The windshield. And now I'll take that gun. Come on, Augie, snap out of it.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Mr. Templer, what was the idea? Don't you realize we might have been killed?

[Ronald Stanton]

Never mind, Johnson. I'll get it. I'm Expecting visitors?

[Simon Templar]

Very good, sir.

[Ronald Stanton]

Yes.

[Simon Templar]

Are you Ronald Stanton? Yes.

[Ronald Stanton]

And you?

[Simon Templar]

Simon Templar.

[Ronald Stanton]

I. Simon Templar, as I live and breathe.

[Simon Templar]

No, as I do. Surprise, isn't it?

[Ronald Stanton]

Where's Oggy?

[Simon Templar]

Nursing a headache.

[Ronald Stanton]

Oh, dear me. I should have known.

[Simon Templar]

May I come in? I want to talk to you.

[Ronald Stanton]

Certainly.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Certainly.

[Simon Templar]

Said the spider to the fly. But before you get any ideas, Mr. Stanton, I've left word I was coming here, so for your sake, I quite understand.

[Ronald Stanton]

Come in. Right now, you have nothing to worry about. Mr. Templar. I am constitutionally incapable of violence. That's why I'm forced to depend upon dull like Augie. As a matter of fact, I'm really in every way unsuited for the sort of work I've engaged in. I showed you. Being an artist. I have the soul of an artist, the temperament of an artist, the intellect of an artist.

[Simon Templar]

Then why aren't you an artist?

[Ronald Stanton]

My paintings stink. Oh, so you find me a swindler instead. Degrading. But a man must live.

[Simon Templar]

So I've heard.

[Ronald Stanton]

And at least it does involve the intelligence matching one's wits, as it were. Oh, dear me.

[Simon Templar]

What's the matter?

[Ronald Stanton]

I just remembered I must make a note to call the florist in the morning and cancel the flowers.

[Simon Templar]

What flowers?

[Ronald Stanton]

For your funeral. You won't be needing them, will you?

[Simon Templar]

Not if I can help it.

[Ronald Stanton]

Pity. They were gorgeous. You'd have loved them.

[Simon Templar]

Well, I'll try to bear up.

[Ronald Stanton]

Well, now to business. I suppose you've come here for your money.

[Simon Templar]

Have I?

[Ronald Stanton]

Since Auggie failed me, I'm afraid I'll have to pay. By the way, you're not going to hold this unpleasantness with Auggie against me, are you?

[Simon Templar]

A little thing like that. Don't be silly.

[Ronald Stanton]

I knew you'd understand. It was a natural move on my part. Anyone would have done the same. Rather than pay, you would have yourself.

[Simon Templar]

I wouldn't have used Augie.

[Ronald Stanton]

Neither shall I next time. But since you and I understand each other, it won't affect our dealing?

[Simon Templar]

Not in the least. Good.

[Ronald Stanton]

Then it's still just the agreed upon amount.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Yes.

[Simon Templar]

Yes, the agreed upon amount. Excellent.

[Ronald Stanton]

I may not have it all here, though. We'll see. How much is in the safe. Just a moment. Fraid this isn't quite enough. Let me count it.

[Simon Templar]

Don't you ever keep that safe locked?

[Ronald Stanton]

I never can remember the combination.

[Simon Templar]

No, no.

[Ronald Stanton]

This is only 12,000.

[Simon Templar]

Only 12,000?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Yes.

[Ronald Stanton]

You see, I really didn't expect you. If you'll come to the office in the morning, I'll give you the other three.

[Simon Templar]

Will you be there unless I wake up. In the meantime, good night. Mr. Stemm.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Yes?

[Linda]

May I help you?

[Simon Templar]

Well, well, Mr. Stanton has a well equipped office, hasn't he?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Yes, very.

[Simon Templar]

And a well equipped receptionist.

[Ronald Stanton]

Ah.

[Linda]

What do you want?

[Simon Templar]

What do I want? We'll get around to that later. Right now, I want to see Mr. Stanton.

[Linda]

Who shall I say is called?

[Simon Templar]

Simon Templar?

[Linda]

Simon Templ. Not the saint.

[Simon Templar]

All right, not the Saint.

[Linda]

Oh, but you must be all right.

[Ronald Stanton]

I am.

[Linda]

Well, I wish you'd make up your mind.

[Simon Templar]

Well, I'm really Bulldog Drummond, but I'm traveling incognito now. May I see Mr. Stanton?

[Linda]

Just a moment. Uh, Mr. Templar, this is Mr. Briggs, Mr. Stanton's secretary.

[Simon Templar]

Oh, hello.

[Ronald Stanton]

Ah, yes. Ah, yes, Templar. What is it, sir?

[Simon Templar]

What is it? I'd like to see Mr. Stanton.

[Ronald Stanton]

Mr. Stanton is a very busy man, sir.

[Simon Templar]

Very busy. He'll see me. Well, now, I don't know.

[Ronald Stanton]

I don't know.

[Simon Templar]

But I do know. I do know. As a matter of fact, I don't.

[Ronald Stanton]

Believe he's in yet. Don't believe he is.

[Simon Templar]

Well, I'll wait.

[Ronald Stanton]

I'll wait.

[Simon Templar]

Can't I help you? Have you got $3000?

[Ronald Stanton]

$3000?

[Simon Templar]

$3000 to go with 12.

[Ronald Stanton]

I don't understand.

[Simon Templar]

I didn't think you would. I'll wait for Mr. Stanton. Very well.

[Ronald Stanton]

If you insist.

[Simon Templar]

Very well. Come inside. You can wait there.

[Ronald Stanton]

Thanks.

[Linda]

Oh, the name is Linda.

[Simon Templar]

Well, I hope you'll be here when I get back.

[Linda]

I'll make a point of it.

[Simon Templar]

Lead on, Mr. Breen.

[Ronald Stanton]

You can wait in my office. This door right here.

[Simon Templar]

Go on in. Thanks.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Do you?

[Linda]

Yes, Mr. Stanton?

[Ronald Stanton]

Linda, where's Briggs?

[Linda]

Isn't he in his office? I've been buzzing.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

No answer.

[Ronald Stanton]

Go find him, will you?

[Linda]

Yes, Mr. Stanton. He was here a little while ago. Mr. Chapman. What's the matter?

[Simon Templar]

I've just been put to sleep with you in my dreams. I don't want to wake up.

[Linda]

But what happened?

[Simon Templar]

You took the words right out of my mouth.

[Linda]

Where's Mr. Briggs?

[Simon Templar]

I wouldn't know.

[Linda]

Is he the one who knocked you out?

[Simon Templar]

I wouldn't be surprised.

[Linda]

But why?

[Simon Templar]

That, as they say, is the question.

[Linda]

And why did he tell you that Mr. Stanton wasn't in?

[Simon Templar]

That is, they say. Say, how many questions are there? And as long as questions seem to be in order. Allow me. Is Mr. Stanton in?

[Linda]

Yes, he's been in all morning, so I couldn't understand.

[Simon Templar]

Help me up, will you?

[Linda]

Oh, of course.

[Simon Templar]

Thanks.

[Linda]

What?

[Simon Templar]

Mm. Nice leaning on you. I must remember to get knocked out more often.

[Linda]

Do you think you can walk?

[Simon Templar]

Probably, but I don't feel inclined to find out.

[Linda]

Well, we can't just stand here with our arms around each other.

[Simon Templar]

Can't we?

[Linda]

On second thought, perhaps we can. On first thought, we can. Here comes Mr. Stanton.

[Ronald Stanton]

Well, well, well. Isn't this chummy?

[Linda]

This is Mr. Templer, Mr. Stanton. He's just had a frightful experience and I. Frightful?

[Ronald Stanton]

Quite the contrary, Ajay.

[Linda]

I mean, he was knocked out, naturally.

[Ronald Stanton]

One look at you and any man.

[Simon Templar]

I mean, literally, with a SAP. A blackjack. What?

[Ronald Stanton]

Oh, no.

[Simon Templar]

Oh, yes.

[Ronald Stanton]

But that's incredible.

[Linda]

Who?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Why?

[Simon Templar]

I'm afraid you'll have to ask your secretary.

[Linda]

Oh, yes, Briggs.

[Ronald Stanton]

Where is he?

[Linda]

I can't find him, Mr. Stanton. He seems to have left the office.

[Simon Templar]

Could he have left without your seeing him?

[Linda]

Yes, Mr. Templar. Through the back.

[Ronald Stanton]

But are you. Are you trying to say that Briggs knocked you out, Mr. Templer?

[Simon Templar]

Is it so hard to believe?

[Ronald Stanton]

I just don't understand it.

[Simon Templar]

Well, I came here for sugar, so I suppose he decided to give me my lump.

[Ronald Stanton]

Quite good. Quite good, yes. Sugar. You want the 3,000? I'll get it for you, Mr. Templar.

[Simon Templar]

All right.

[Ronald Stanton]

And we're agreed. This settles my account with you, eh?

[Simon Templar]

Yes, Danton, it does. But I still have an account to settle with Mr. Briggs. Hello, Linda.

[Linda]

Oh, Mr. Templeton. I didn't expect to see you.

[Simon Templar]

I invited you for dinner. Did you think I'd stand you up?

[Linda]

I mean, under the circumstances.

[Simon Templar]

What circumstances?

[Linda]

Haven't you heard? They've found Briggs.

[Simon Templar]

Good. I'll settle with him later. Right now, aren't you afraid you'll be seen? Now, don't tell me you have a jealous husband.

[Linda]

I don't have a husband.

[Simon Templar]

There, you see? Life can be beautiful. But the police are a very dull topic of conversation. I prefer.

[Linda]

But they're looking for you.

[Ronald Stanton]

For me?

[Linda]

Yes.

[Simon Templar]

So I'll buy a dog license.

[Linda]

It's not about a dog license. I told you they found Briggs.

[Simon Templar]

So you did. What's he been saying about me?

[Linda]

Nothing. Dead men never do.

[Simon Templar]

Well, they're not dead men.

[Linda]

Yes, didn't you know? He's been murdered.

[Ronald Stanton]

I beg your pardon, monsieur. Would you care to order now, sir?

[Simon Templar]

I'll be very honest with you, Captain. I'm not a bit hungry.

[Ronald Stanton]

But, monsieur, may I suggest.

[Simon Templar]

No, no, thank you.

[Ronald Stanton]

But the chef has prepared pheasants on the glass.

[Simon Templar]

Tell the chef to have one on me. Very well, monsieur. Now, Linda, what were we talking about?

[Linda]

Oh, Simon.

[Simon Templar]

So I'm Suspect number one.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Yes.

[Linda]

Did you do it?

[Simon Templar]

Kill Briggs? I hardly knew him. I only kill old friends.

[Linda]

You don't seem to realize how serious this is.

[Simon Templar]

My conscience is clear, and I've got a good lawyer. Tell me something about Stanton, Linda.

[Ronald Stanton]

What about?

[Simon Templar]

What's his racket?

[Linda]

Why, he's in the real estate business.

[Simon Templar]

So it says on his door. But what's his racket?

[Linda]

I don't understand.

[Simon Templar]

I wondered.

[Linda]

All I know is Mr. Stanton has some big project underway. He's been selling stock in it.

[Simon Templar]

So that's it.

[Ronald Stanton]

What?

[Simon Templar]

The racket.

[Linda]

I don't know about it being a racket. It's a business deal. I thought it was legitimate.

[Simon Templar]

Look, you don't pay off somebody to the tune of 15,000 to shut him up about a legitimate business deal.

[Linda]

Did Mr. Stanton do that? Well, I don't know much about it. I've only worked for him a short while. Who did he pay off?

[Simon Templar]

Me.

[Linda]

You? But you said you didn't know.

[Ronald Stanton]

I didn't.

[Simon Templar]

But then we all make mistakes.

[Linda]

You mean Mr. Stanton is a swindler and he thought you found out, so he paid you to shut up.

[Simon Templar]

That's right.

[Linda]

And you accepted his money?

[Simon Templar]

Well, it seemed a shame to spoil his fun, but I'll contribute it to a worthy cause. Do you feel like a worthy cause?

[Linda]

But what made Mr. Stanton think that you knew Briggs?

[Simon Templar]

Obviously, he must have been blackmailing Stanton in my name.

[Linda]

Why your name?

[Simon Templar]

If I say so myself, Linda, and I do, it's a name that carries weight with the underworld.

[Linda]

But why didn't he use his own name?

[Simon Templar]

He anticipated Auggie.

[Linda]

What?

[Simon Templar]

Blackmail is a hazardous occupation. Briggs wanted to avoid the Hazards, so he used my name, probably intending to send a messenger for the money. But Stanton jumped the gun by sending Auggie after me.

[Linda]

Who is Auggie?

[Simon Templar]

One of nature's mistakes.

[Linda]

That's not very specific.

[Simon Templar]

If I were any more specific about Auggie, I'd spoil your appetite. And it's time for dinner, so let's forget about Auggie. In order, shall we? Taxi.

[Ronald Stanton]

Taxi.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

You don't want a taxi, Mr. Templar? I got a car right here.

[Simon Templar]

Well, speak of the devil.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Were you speaking of the devil, Mr. Templar?

[Simon Templar]

Figuratively. Augie. Oh, Linda, this is Augie.

[Linda]

I see.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Likewise. I am charming to have met you. It is a pleasure. Now scram.

[Linda]

What?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Scram.

[Simon Templar]

I'm afraid you'd better scram, Linda.

[Linda]

But will you be all right?

[Simon Templar]

Yes. I'm sure Auggie will take care of me. Won't you, Auggie?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, look, Sister, you don't scram so good. You want I should show you how?

[Simon Templar]

No, she don't want you should show her how. Go on, Linda. I'll call you later.

[Linda]

All right, I'll be. Wait.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

And you, Mr. Templer, get in the car.

[Simon Templar]

But, Auggie. You heard me. A gun again, Augie? This is where I came in.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

You mean this is where you get in. Go ahead.

[Simon Templar]

All right, Augie.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Only this time I drive.

[Simon Templar]

Oh, I'm hurt. You didn't like my driving, so you're hurt.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

I let you drive, we'll both be hurt. My left hand stays in my lap with the gun, so just sit quiet.

[Simon Templar]

I see Stanton changed his mind. About what? Firing you.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Why should he fire me?

[Simon Templar]

He was very upset by last night's fiasco.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Well, Mr. Stanton is not a man to hold a grudge.

[Simon Templar]

Oh, I see.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Besides which, I know too much.

[Simon Templar]

About what?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Things.

[Simon Templar]

Well, I'm glad you've kept your job. I'd hate to be taken for a ride by a really efficient hoodlum.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

That's no way to talk, Mr. Templer. I'll have you know I ain't no hoodlum.

[Simon Templar]

I'm sorry. I stand corrected.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

You'll sit right where you are.

[Simon Templar]

Yes, August.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

And no tricks this time.

[Simon Templar]

No, August.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

We ain't going to have another for Basco.

[Simon Templar]

No, Autumn.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

I am a careful driver.

[Simon Templar]

So I see. But now, let's see how you do with my foot on yours. Hey, just watch where you're going, Augie. Get off my foot.

[Ronald Stanton]

All right, Augie.

[Linda]

Nate.

[Simon Templar]

Congratulations, Augie. You're really alert. The way you grab that wheel. Of course, when you grab the wheel, I grab the gun.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Oh, this is getting monotonous.

[Simon Templar]

Well, I'm willing to quit if you are.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Believe me, Mr. Templer, I am giving it serious consideration.

[Simon Templar]

Mr. Templar, as you live and breathe.

[Ronald Stanton]

Quite. But where's Augie?

[Simon Templar]

He met with another Fabasco.

[Ronald Stanton]

I beg your pardon?

[Simon Templar]

You are too, Stanton. And you can cancel the flowers again. I'm still alive.

[Ronald Stanton]

Why, of course you are. Why shouldn't you?

[Simon Templar]

Oh.

[Ronald Stanton]

Oh, dear me. Did you think that Auggie was trying to kill you again?

[Simon Templar]

Wasn't he?

[Ronald Stanton]

Dear me, no. I simply asked him to bring you here.

[Simon Templar]

He doesn't extend a very cordial invitation.

[Ronald Stanton]

No, I'm afraid not.

[Simon Templar]

But here I am anyway. Stanton. So, what do you want?

[Ronald Stanton]

It's rather difficult to ask without Auggie.

[Simon Templar]

It shouldn't be hard to ask. It might be hard to get.

[Ronald Stanton]

Yes, but since Auggie failed again, why.

[Simon Templar]

Did you come to find out why you sicced him on me again. I understood that when you paid me off this morning. We were equipped.

[Ronald Stanton]

Ah, but that was before the murder.

[Simon Templar]

That alters matters how?

[Ronald Stanton]

You have $15,000 of mine.

[Simon Templar]

Yours?

[Ronald Stanton]

I don't wish to discuss ethics, Mr. Templar. Let's just view this pragmatically as simply a bit of tit for tats, as it were.

[Simon Templar]

Very well. Pragmatic. Tit for tat.

[Ronald Stanton]

What does it I paid you $15,000 for silence. I thought you might care to repay me the 15 for same.

[Simon Templar]

What would I want you to be silent about?

[Ronald Stanton]

Your whereabouts. The police are looking for the man who was in Stanton's office this morning. If you were here in Augie's custody, I could offer you the choice of freedom or arrest. But since Auggie once again failed me, the whole matter becomes an academic question. But you can't blame me for trying. After all, you would have done the same. In fact, you did the same, eh? Every man for himself and no hard feelings, right?

[Simon Templar]

Quite. Good night, Mr. Stan. Hello? Hello, Linda.

[Linda]

Oh, Simon. Are you all right?

[Simon Templar]

It is a bull fiddle, Linda. Do you have a key to the office?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Yes.

[Simon Templar]

Good. I'll meet you there in 20 minutes.

[Linda]

Why?

[Simon Templar]

Because I don't have a key.

[Linda]

I mean, why do you want to get into the office?

[Simon Templar]

To find something.

[Linda]

What?

[Simon Templar]

A clue.

[Linda]

What clue?

[Simon Templar]

How should I know? I haven't found it yet.

[Linda]

Don't you expect?

[Simon Templar]

With your help.

[Linda]

All right, I'll be there.

[Simon Templar]

Look out for Stanton.

[Linda]

Why?

[Simon Templar]

I have an idea he'll be coming, too.

[Linda]

Oh? Did you ask him?

[Simon Templar]

No, but I don't think he needs an invitation.

[Linda]

And you don't want him to see me?

[Simon Templar]

Not until we're in the office. I don't want to scare him away.

[Linda]

Oh, it begins to sound ominous.

[Simon Templar]

You afraid?

[Linda]

Not as long as you're there.

[Simon Templar]

I wonder how I ought to take that as a compliment. All right. I'll be waiting. Linda. Hurry.

[Linda]

Am I late, Simon?

[Simon Templar]

Right on the note.

[Linda]

Oh, good. I hurried.

[Simon Templar]

Well, let's go in.

[Linda]

All right.

[Simon Templar]

Now, don't turn on the light. I don't want Stanton to know we're here.

[Linda]

Whatever you say. But what makes you so sure he's coming?

[Simon Templar]

I just paid him a visit. I could see he was packing. He's preparing to leave town. And he'll probably want to clean out the office first.

[Linda]

He's running away.

[Simon Templar]

So it would seem.

[Linda]

Well, now what do we do?

[Simon Templar]

I'm going in back to see what I can find. You stay here at your desk. If Stanton comes, buzz me.

[Linda]

You mean I stay alone in the dark.

[Simon Templar]

I'll only be a minute, and then we'll stay together in the dark.

[Linda]

All right? Can you find your way to the door?

[Simon Templar]

Yeah, yeah, I found it. I'll be right back.

[Linda]

All right? Yes, Ivan? You want something?

[Simon Templar]

Has Stanton showed up?

[Linda]

Not yet.

[Simon Templar]

Well, I'll be right out.

[Linda]

Did you find what you were looking for?

[Simon Templar]

Yes.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Already?

[Simon Templar]

Already.

[Linda]

Amazing.

[Simon Templar]

You don't know the saint. I'll be right out and give you a chance to learn.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Simon.

[Simon Templar]

Yes, Linda?

[Linda]

What did you find?

[Simon Templar]

Do you see what I see?

[Linda]

I don't see anything.

[Simon Templar]

It's so dark at the door. Silhouette.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Oh.

[Simon Templar]

Hello, Stanton. Here, let me turn the light on for you.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Oh. Oh.

[Ronald Stanton]

Templar and Minda.

[Simon Templar]

Yes. We've been waiting for you, Stanton.

[Ronald Stanton]

How did you know?

[Simon Templar]

Elementary, my dear Stanton.

[Ronald Stanton]

Seems you've beaten me, Templar. To everything except the draw. Put up your hand.

[Simon Templar]

I thought gunplay was out of your line, Mr. Stanton.

[Ronald Stanton]

Sometimes one is forced to take matters into one's own hands. But I assure you, I don't relish it. So please do as I say, both of you. Because if I'm forced to shoot you, I know I shall be quite ill.

[Linda]

What are you going to do?

[Ronald Stanton]

If you two will just stand quietly with your hands raised, I have a better idea.

[Simon Templar]

He's between us, Linda. He can't watch us both at the same time.

[Ronald Stanton]

Get over next to her, Templar.

[Simon Templar]

Ordinarily, there's nothing I'd rather do, but under the circumstances, if you don't obey.

[Ronald Stanton]

Me, much as I hate the sight of, I shall be forced to shoot you.

[Simon Templar]

In other words, Stanton, there comes a time when even you are willing to.

[Ronald Stanton]

Commit murder only when absolutely necessary.

[Simon Templar]

It's a nice distinction.

[Ronald Stanton]

I don't care to discuss it. Now, will you get over next to Linda?

[Simon Templar]

On the contrary, Linda. While he's watching me, now is your chance. Clout him with that standing ash.

[Ronald Stanton]

Now. No, you don't.

[Simon Templar]

All right, Stanton. Now that you've turned to her, I've got you covered.

[Ronald Stanton]

Drop your gun. All right, all right. Don't shoot. As I've told you, I can't stand the sight of blood, especially my own.

[Simon Templar]

Pick up his gun, Linda.

[Linda]

I've got it.

[Ronald Stanton]

Dear me. Perhaps Auggie isn't so incompetent after all. Gunplay can be quite complicated.

[Simon Templar]

Well, we'll send you where you can learn the art from experts. Let me have his gun, Linda, and then you can call the police.

[Ronald Stanton]

All right, the police.

[Simon Templar]

But.

[Ronald Stanton]

But you can't.

[Simon Templar]

Can't we?

[Ronald Stanton]

You. You promised. If I paid You.

[Simon Templar]

I didn't promise a thing, Stanton. That was Briggs. What? Besides, there's more than just a swindle to settle. Let's not overlook the murder.

[Ronald Stanton]

Quite right, sir. You put the police onto me. You'll have to face them for the murder charge.

[Simon Templar]

I wouldn't try to pin the murder on me, Stanton. You see, I could point out that Briggs was blackmailing you in my name. You found out about it and.

[Ronald Stanton]

Are you trying to say that I killed Briggs?

[Simon Templar]

It's as good a story as that I did.

[Ronald Stanton]

Why you. You have no proof, Templar.

[Simon Templar]

We'll see. I came here this morning at your invitation. Briggs was terrified. He didn't know you and I had met before. He thought if I talked to you, you'd find out I wasn't the one who was blackmailing you and it might give Briggs game away. So he knocked me out to keep me from meeting you.

[Ronald Stanton]

That still doesn't prove anything.

[Simon Templar]

Ah, yes, proof. The proof of the pudding is in the eating and you can't eat your proof and have.

[Ronald Stanton]

What on earth does that mean?

[Simon Templar]

Nothing at all. Go on, Linda, call the police.

[Linda]

Yes, Simon Templer. Shh.

[Simon Templar]

Please, the lady is phoning.

[Linda]

Hello, operator. I want the police, please. Hello, police? Can you send a car to the Stanton Real Estate, 8th and Hudson Street. We have a swindler and a murderer. That's right. Yes, that's right. Eight and Hudson. Goodbye.

[Ronald Stanton]

Templar. You're making a big mistake.

[Simon Templar]

I know. But I wanted to give Linda a chance to complete the call Stanton. Naturally. She wouldn't have if I'd said she is the one who killed Briggs.

[Linda]

What?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

What?

[Simon Templar]

Ah, Linda. It looks like we never will get that chance to sit in the dark together.

[Linda]

This is absurd. Why would I want to kill Briggs?

[Simon Templar]

Because you were in on his scheme with him and you were afraid if he were caught at it and talked, he'd implicate you. So you killed him while I was unconscious.

[Linda]

Why, you. You're.

[Simon Templar]

You're crazy is the usual line at this point.

[Linda]

Well, you are. I had nothing to do with Briggs.

[Simon Templar]

Yet when I came here and asked to see Stanton, you left your desk and went in to get Briggs instead of talking to him on the intercom. Well, I. I wanted to talk to him behind my back in case he wanted to cook up a story.

[Linda]

No.

[Simon Templar]

Then why didn't you use the intercom? It's connected with his office and it works. I checked.

[Linda]

So that's what you were looking for. You think you're so clever. Well, you can just.

[Simon Templar]

Ah. Linda. Linda, careful. Remember I'm a sa. Taxi.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Taxi. You don't want a taxi, Mr. Templer. I got a car here.

[Simon Templar]

No, Auggie, not again.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

What's the matter, Mr. Templar?

[Simon Templar]

Don't you like my company? It's not that, Augie. But I'm warning you, if you keep driving a hot car around town, some nice policeman is going to speak harshly to you and pull you in.

[Augie Castlethwaite]

Mr. Templar.

[Simon Templar]

Yes, Auggie?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

To tell you the truth, that ain't a hot car.

[Simon Templar]

Not even slightly warm?

[Augie Castlethwaite]

No, I bought it paid cash, but, gee, I wouldn't like it to go no further.

[Simon Templar]

Oh, I understand, doggy. Don't worry, I won't say a word. I realize what it would do to your reput.

[Announcer]

You have been listening to another adventure of the Saint. The Robin Hood of modern crime. And now, here is our star, Vincent Price.

[Simon Templar]

This year, the Forest Service of the United States Department of Agriculture prevails on the vacationing and motoring public to exercise extreme care with fire while living, working or visiting in or near forest and woodland areas. Remember, friends, it only takes a moment's carelessness or thoughtlessness to set fire loose in the forest. So let's all be careful. This is Vincent Price inviting you to join us again next week at this same time for another exciting adventure of the Saint. Good night.

[Announcer]

Tonight's script of the Saint was written by Jerome Epstein. Our cast tonight included Francis Robinson, Arthur Q. Brian, Ted von Eltz and Donald Woods. The music was composed and conducted by Von Dexter. The Saint, transcribed based on characters created by Leslie Charters, is a James L. Sapier production and is directed by Helen Mack. Vincent Price can now be seen in the Universal International picture Curtain Call at Cactus Creek. And all you Saint fans will be glad to know that the Saint comic books are on sale at all newsstands. Your announcer is Don Stanley. Nightbeat and Top Secret, two suspense filled, action packed shows come to you tomorrow night on NBC. Make a date here. Top Secret with Mona Massey as a counter espionage agent and Nightbeat, the story of Chicago After Dark. Both top shows tomorrow night on NBC. Next at Sam Spade. Then Summer Symphony with Benny Goodman on NBC.