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Sidewinder Wilson
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Subscribe to us on YouTube and thank you for donating@ChoiceClassicRadio.com it's time now, Horse. Johnny$ hi there, Johnny. This here is Sidewinder Wilson.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, well, what can I. Who did you say?
Sidewinder Wilson
Sidewinder Wilson. You know, out here in Bumswang, Oklahoma.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, wait a minute. You mean that old friend of Durango, Laramie Delhart?
Sidewinder Wilson
I sure do. Unless you've forgotten it. I'm the man that helped you find Durango that time he disappeared.
Johnny Dollar
Sure, of course you did, Sidewinder. If it hadn't been for you, he'd never have found the old coat.
Sidewinder Wilson
Yes, sir.
Johnny Dollar
Well, what's on your mind?
Sidewinder Wilson
Well, if you should just happen to mosey out here to bum sprung or. Well, Johnny, I think I could show you something that make your eyes pop out all over your head.
Johnny Dollar
Sidewinder, is this. Is this an insurance matter?
Sidewinder Wilson
N. You don't think I'd be calling on you if it wasn't, do you?
Johnny Dollar
What's it all about?
Sidewinder Wilson
Well, I'll tell you when you get here.
Johnny Dollar
Well now, Sidewinder, I'll be waiting for.
Sidewinder Wilson
You at Durango's ranch soon, Johnny.
Johnny Dollar
Well now, wait a minute. Sidewinder.
Narrator/Announcer
Bailey in the intriguing adventures of the man with the action packed expense Account. America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator.
Johnny Dollar
Yours truly, Johnny Duller.
Narrator/Announcer
With your permission, we'd like to talk shop for just a moment. CBS Radio Shop. Recently, one of the foremost publications in the broadcasting field pulled 465 critics and editors. The question which radio network programs do you rate tops? When the answers from these 465 experts were tabulated, the final ratings were, to put it mildly, overwhelmingly one sided. Total honors accorded CBS Radio programs exceeded those of all the other networks combined. Let's put it another way. The final verdict of hundreds of critics, reviewers and editors was that CBS Radio had more top shows than all other networks put together. CBS Radio was pleased naturally at the result of the poll, but not surprised. Great programming is no accident. It's long been a policy of this network to Devote every effort to maintaining highest broadcast standards, to making sure CBS radio listeners hear the best entertainment, the most authoritative information. Whatever listening fair is for you, you can be sure you're hearing the best when you're tuned to CBS radio. And now, act one of yours truly, Johnny Dol.
Johnny Dollar
Expense account submitted by Special investigator Johnny Dollar to Floyd's of England North American office, Hartford, Connecticut. Following is an account of expenses incurred during my investigation of the Fair Weather Friend matter. All of Durango's insurance was handled by Floyd. So that would have to be the company that Sidewinder was talking about. Expense account item $1.20 for a taxi to Floyd's headquarters in Hartford in the office of George Reed.
Narrator/Announcer
Well, this is a switch, Johnny. You're coming here.
Johnny Dollar
George, I just got a call from that town out in Oklahoma with the unlikely name of Bum Spunk.
Narrator/Announcer
The old Indian name, I understand it means bad spring, bad water.
Johnny Dollar
Yeah, it was from a friend of Durango, Laramie Dalharts, an old character by the name of Sidewinder Wilson.
Narrator/Announcer
You know, of course, that Durango was here a few days ago.
Johnny Dollar
Here in Hartford. And he didn't drop in to see me.
Narrator/Announcer
He dropped in to pay the $4,500 premium on that insurance he carries for the benefit of his niece, Carol Dalhart. He must think an awful lot of that girl.
Johnny Dollar
Yeah, well, who wouldn't? What, George, that Carol's a living doll. If I were ever to think seriously. Getting married. Well, believe me.
Narrator/Announcer
Oh, what's the hitch? Does old Durango object?
Johnny Dollar
Object? Far from it. Hey, tell me, did he pay off that premium? And the usual brand new hundred dollar bill?
Narrator/Announcer
Yes, and as usual, he peeled them off a roll that was big enough to choke a horse. Johnny, why, that man carries so much cash around with him. Now, what did this fellow Wilson call you about?
Johnny Dollar
Sidewinder wouldn't tell me.
Narrator/Announcer
Well, now, wait. There was a robbery murder case out there a while back in the little town of Fairweather. Ah, that's a few miles north of Enid, Oklahoma.
Johnny Dollar
What happened?
Narrator/Announcer
It was the messenger carrying some negotiable securities to the small bank there in Fairweather.
Johnny Dollar
Ah, you get stuck for insurance on both the man and the securities.
Narrator/Announcer
Only on the messenger. The securities were returned by whom? Neither the bank nor the police out there ever found out.
Johnny Dollar
Funny. Do you suppose that's what Sidewinder called me about?
Narrator/Announcer
There's only one way to find out, Johnny.
Johnny Dollar
Which is to say that Ploys of England will pay my expenses.
Narrator/Announcer
Well, now, within reason, of course. Why, kid about it, Johnny, that freewheeling expense account of yours.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, George, you sound as though you don't trust me.
Narrator/Announcer
Well, of course I do.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, you shouldn't, huh, George. I'll be in touch. Expense account, item 29730. Transportation. The plane dropped me off at Enid, Oklahoma shortly after 6pm Item 3, $2 even for some food. Item 4, a 50 buck deposit on a drive your own car. I drove north on Highway 81. Then after some 27 miles and after crossing the Salt Fork of the Arkansas, which much to my surprise had a trickle of water in, I turned left on the rough dirt road leading to Bump Spot. Finally there it was. The same two or three acres of poor, barren, sandy soil. The ramshackle house and the remains of a barn leaning tightly on the timbers that helped to prop it up. And out in front were the same two sad looking cows. The old and weather beaten horse, a friendly, mangy, toothless hound who shook himself as he got up out of the dust and proceeded to assert his authority. And I still couldn't figure why Durang, who was worth millions in oil royalties, had ever chosen to settle down in this lonely, desolate spot. And yet, thanks to Carol, his attractive niece, the inside of that huge unpainted house was clean, modern, well furnished. I wondered if Carol would show up, but I saw no sign of the sleek convertible she always drove. Swinging open the sagging wire gate, I wondered if the Agent Maxwell parked at one side belonged to Sidewinder Wilson. I didn't have to wonder for long.
Sidewinder Wilson
Hey.
Johnny Dollar
Hey, you crazy old coot.
Sidewinder Wilson
Yippee, Sidewinder.
Johnny Dollar
What the Sam. Hell's the matter with you?
Carol Dalhart
Well, welcome to Bum Spongani.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, listen, you wild old character, put that thing down or I'll start throwing some lead around myself.
Sidewinder Wilson
You had me ol 38 lemon squeezers. Yours? Why you. No sir, sonny, you wouldn't stand a chance.
Johnny Dollar
Well, now, what's the big idea?
Sidewinder Wilson
Well, I just want to show you that when Durango leaves me in charge of his ranch, he leaves it in good hands. And also I wanted you to feel real welcome around here. Now. How are you, Johnny boy?
Johnny Dollar
Well, still in one piece, no thanks to you. The crazy way you and Durango have of making somebody feel welcome around here. Where is he, by the way?
Sidewinder Wilson
First he went to Hartford to pay up on his insurance. Then he flew down to Washington.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, what flew?
Sidewinder Wilson
Well, to pay up on his income taxes. Want to make sure he got them in the right hand.
Johnny Dollar
Well, now, he didn't have to go to Washington for that.
Sidewinder Wilson
Well, he figures he makes it easier that way. He just carries along a big bundle of money and lets them take whatever they think is right.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, no. Now listen, Sidewinder. Did you call me in connection with that bank messenger who was killed down in Fairweather?
Sidewinder Wilson
That's right, John.
Johnny Dollar
I understand the securities he carried were returned to the bank.
Sidewinder Wilson
Yes, sir. They were sealed up in a big envelope and laid on the front doorstep of that bank. And what I figure, Johnny, you figure.
Johnny Dollar
That if I can find out who sent him back the securities, I'll have a lead on the killer.
Sidewinder Wilson
That's right. And, Johnny, I know who sent him back.
Johnny Dollar
You do?
Sidewinder Wilson
Yeah.
Johnny Dollar
You sure?
Sidewinder Wilson
Yeah.
Johnny Dollar
Well, who? Sidewinder?
Sidewinder Wilson
Me, Johnny.
Johnny Dollar
What?
Sidewinder Wilson
Yes, sir. Me.
Narrator/Announcer
Act two of yours truly, Johnny Dollar. In a moment. Are you going to write that letter today or put it off until tomorrow? Or maybe the day after? How about that spring suit you plan to have altered? Will you take it to the tailor tomorrow morning, bright and early? Or will the week somehow glide by while the suit just hangs on in your closet? If you're a confessed procrastinator, you're not unique. The putting off habit can be mild or chronic. But some matters, serious matters, are highly dangerous to assign to manana. One of the most important of these is getting protection from crippling killing. Polio. When life saving Salk Vaccine was first introduced in 1955, it was hailed as a major medical discovery. Yet at the beginning of this current year, some 98 million Americans, the majority of our population, had not received even one inoculation. Why had all these people failed to take the simple measures necessary to gain protection from polio if you were among them this year? Don't take a chance. Don't put off those polio shots any longer. Get in touch with your family doctor or local health department right away. And now act two of yours truly, Johnny Dollar and the Fairweather friend matter.
Sidewinder Wilson
Come on in the house, Johnny, and I'll tell you.
Johnny Dollar
Just let me get this straight. Sidewinder, the bank messenger down there in Fairweather, was held up and murdered?
Sidewinder Wilson
Yeah.
Johnny Dollar
The securities he carried were stolen by the killer, then they were returned to the bank.
Sidewinder Wilson
That's right. And I'm the one who returned them.
Johnny Dollar
Sidewinder, You. Now look, don't tell me that you're the one.
Carol Dalhart
Me?
Sidewinder Wilson
You think that I'm the one that killed that messenger?
Johnny Dollar
I didn't say that.
Sidewinder Wilson
Well, that's what you were thinking, ain't it?
Johnny Dollar
Well, you said yourself that whoever returned.
Sidewinder Wilson
Those security, whoever left him back at the bank, now just you stand real still, Johnny.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, come on now. Put that thing down, Sidewinder. Look, would you listen to me?
Sidewinder Wilson
And maybe you even better stop talking or that Sidewinder rattlesnake coming toward you might take it into his head. Easy now.
Johnny Dollar
Oh yeah, I can hear him.
Sidewinder Wilson
Easy now. Whilst I get a bead on him with this study a beep right in one eye, now t'. Other. And I'll just cut off his rattles and add em to my collection.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, brother. Thanks. No wonder they called you Sidewinder.
Sidewinder Wilson
Yeah. That's the 427th rattles I've taken off these varmints. I just don't like em, Johnny. They ain't like Diamondback. These Sidewinders around here'll sneak up on a man just like that dirty snake that killed the bank messenger. And you know why he done it, Johnny?
Johnny Dollar
You still haven't told me who he is.
Sidewinder Wilson
It was to collect that insurance on him, that's who.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, yes, sir.
Sidewinder Wilson
The man that killed him was his hair, what you call his Benue Fisher.
Johnny Dollar
How do you know, Sidewinder?
Carol Dalhart
Because I live down to Fairweather.
Sidewinder Wilson
That is when I ain't up here looking after Durango's place. Yeah, and that's how come I knowed that clawed Needles that was a messenger. Left his insurance to that no count nephew of his and that Barney Gifford. Sit down.
Johnny Dollar
Barney Gifford, huh?
Sidewinder Wilson
Yeah. So what I done was talk it over with Durango and Carol Delhart.
Johnny Dollar
Where is Carol? Sidewinder?
Sidewinder Wilson
I've been waiting for you. Dash that, Johnny. Oh, she'll be around.
Johnny Dollar
Good.
Sidewinder Wilson
Kind of sweet on her, ain't you?
Johnny Dollar
Wow.
Sidewinder Wilson
Now don't you try to fool me, Johnny boy. And you know how she feels about you too. And if you don't think Durango knows, well, I'll tell you this.
Johnny Dollar
You say you talked it over with him.
Sidewinder Wilson
I'll tell you this, Johnny Durango finds that you've been out here and went back to Hartford without hitching up with Carol.
Johnny Dollar
Sidewinder. Would you?
Carol Dalhart
Well, I'll tell you this.
Sidewinder Wilson
He's liable to shotgun you into it if he catches you around here. And don't you try to tell me you wouldn't like being married to her too.
Johnny Dollar
Sidewinder.
Sidewinder Wilson
Okay, okay. So anyhow, me and Durango and. Carol.
Johnny Dollar
Carol.
Carol Dalhart
Hi, Johnny. Oh, yeah. I'm glad to see you, Carol.
Johnny Dollar
I. I'm glad to see you.
Carol Dalhart
Oh, then don't you stand there. Give me a kiss.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, you think I need an engraved invitation?
Sidewinder Wilson
Come here.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, hi.
Carol Dalhart
Oh, don't stop Johnny, it's been a long time.
Sidewinder Wilson
If Durango could see this.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, drop that saddle there.
Carol Dalhart
Yes, sir.
Sidewinder Wilson
He'd had that shotgun out so.
Carol Dalhart
Oh, it's been an awful long time, Jo.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, too long.
Carol Dalhart
I thought you were never coming back here. I'm here, so let's make up for lost time.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, why not?
Sidewinder Wilson
Oh, come on now. Come on, you kid.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, it's good to see you, Johnny.
Sidewinder Wilson
Don't you want to hear the rest of what I was?
Carol Dalhart
Now, now, now, looky here.
Sidewinder Wilson
If you don't cut loose from each other there, you know what I'll do? I'll walk right out of here and I'll go back fair with her. And I'll send a telegram to old Durango. And I'll tell him you two are making out like this all alone inside his house. And if that don't bring him out here to get you two married.
Carol Dalhart
Oh, why don't you mind your own business?
Sidewinder Wilson
Well, I, I, I, I tell you.
Carol Dalhart
Old goat, why don't you go somewhere and get lost?
Sidewinder Wilson
I'm going right down to Fairweather and sending him a telephone.
Johnny Dollar
No, no, no, no. Just settle down there, Sidewinder.
Carol Dalhart
I'll settle down, Johnny, with you anytime, any place.
Johnny Dollar
Carol, you're the only girl I know who makes me wish sometimes I was the marrying kind. But now, listen.
Carol Dalhart
I'll bet I can make you the marrying kind, Johnny. You like to give me a chance, huh?
Sidewinder Wilson
That's heralded. I'm leaving right now.
Johnny Dollar
No, you aren't, Sidewinder.
Carol Dalhart
Oh, let him go.
Johnny Dollar
Let's just be sensible for a minute, will you?
Carol Dalhart
I was trying to, Johnny.
Johnny Dollar
I mean about this murder case.
Carol Dalhart
And when we finish talking about it, we'll see. Well, then let me tell you about it. It won't take me so long. And Sidewinder, you stop making those silly eyes. Or I'll let you have right between them.
Sidewinder Wilson
Well, I still think I ought to leave.
Carol Dalhart
So do I. But as long as you're already. Well. Well, listen, Johnny.
Sidewinder Wilson
I'm listening.
Carol Dalhart
When Mr. Needles was killed, Sidewinder wanted them to make him a cop down there in Fairweather.
Sidewinder Wilson
Or even just a deputy so as I could go out and hunt for that killer. Claude Needles was a friend of mine.
Carol Dalhart
But the police said no. They didn't need him, didn't want him.
Sidewinder Wilson
So that made me sore.
Carol Dalhart
So we talked it over about who could ever do a thing like that.
Sidewinder Wilson
And that's when I remembered Barney Gifford.
Carol Dalhart
Would get the money. I told Sidewinder I'd have a date with Barney. And that would give him a chance to go through Bonnie's house and look for the security.
Sidewinder Wilson
And I found him, Johnny. Under a loose board in the floor.
Carol Dalhart
Yes.
Sidewinder Wilson
So when he come home, I lassoed him and I tied him up and I took him and locked him up in the tool shed on my place.
Johnny Dollar
You didn't turn him over to the police?
Carol Dalhart
Oh, the chief in that little old hick town told Sidewinder that if he interfered in the case, he'd lock him up.
Sidewinder Wilson
That's what he said.
Johnny Dollar
Well, look, nevertheless, my twin Durango, just.
Sidewinder Wilson
Before he left to go to Hartford, always has to be there right on time, you know, with that insurance payment.
Johnny Dollar
Yeah, I know.
Sidewinder Wilson
Well, that's when Durango said to call you up on the phone. Yeah.
Carol Dalhart
Sidewinder, huh? I thought that was your idea.
Sidewinder Wilson
No, Durango's. And also for getting Johnny out here to see you again. Why, sure.
Carol Dalhart
Well, who does Durango think he is, trying to run my life that way? What kind of a trick is that to pull on? Just you wait until he gets back here.
Johnny Dollar
Is that my cue to leave these parts, Carol?
Carol Dalhart
Well, it's certainly.
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Carol Dalhart
Oh, no, of course not, Johnny. But where?
Johnny Dollar
All right now, Sidewinder, where is this Barney Gifford?
Sidewinder Wilson
Locked up in my tool shed.
Johnny Dollar
Well, who's looking after him?
Sidewinder Wilson
Oh, Pete Willie. I told him not to let on to the police.
Johnny Dollar
You sure he can handle a man like Gifford?
Carol Dalhart
Yes, Sidewinders.
Sidewinder Wilson
I don't see why.
Johnny Dollar
Hey, look, maybe we'd better drive on down there.
Sidewinder Wilson
Well, sure, sure, but we'll answer that form. Probably Durango saying to hold on to you, Johnny. He's probably on his way.
Johnny Dollar
If that's Durango you tell him I've left. Hello.
Carol Dalhart
Now you don't mean that, Johnny. I bet Durango really would make you marry me with ID so bad. Johnny.
Sidewinder Wilson
Johnny care.
Carol Dalhart
Oh, why don't you stay on that Sidewinder? What's the matter?
Sidewinder Wilson
Listen. That was old Pete.
Johnny Dollar
Yeah.
Sidewinder Wilson
Barney Scott loose. Like to kill old Pete?
Carol Dalhart
Oh, no.
Sidewinder Wilson
And now Barney's coming here. Coming for me to kill me.
Narrator/Announcer
Act three of yours truly, Johnny Dollar. In a moment.
Carol Dalhart
Be sociable, look smarter. Keep up to date with petty. Drink light refresh fishing petty. Stay young and fair and debonair. Be sociable, have a pet.
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Johnny Dollar
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Carol Dalhart
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Narrator/Announcer
Have you tried a Pepsi lately? And now act three of yours truly, Johnny Dollar.
Johnny Dollar
Okay, then. If Barney Gifford's coming here, we'll be ready for him. We'll. Sidewinder. You aren't afraid of Moya?
Carol Dalhart
He's a bad one, Johnny.
Johnny Dollar
But if Sidewinder was able to subdue.
Sidewinder Wilson
Him before, well, I. I caught him off guard. Johnny, he didn't have no gun then, but he has now. He took whole piece.
Carol Dalhart
And Barney's a deadly shot. It's the only good thing you can say about him.
Sidewinder Wilson
And don't you see? It's dark outside now. If we stay around here inside the house, we'd be like a flock of sitting ducks.
Johnny Dollar
Yeah, but I don't think we'll stay inside.
Carol Dalhart
You mean we'll just run away, froggy?
Johnny Dollar
No, no. How long ago did he get away from Pete's?
Sidewinder Wilson
Well, Pete says it was more than an hour ago.
Johnny Dollar
Then we haven't any time to waste.
Carol Dalhart
What are you gonna do, Johnny?
Johnny Dollar
I know what you're gonna do. Carol.
Carol Dalhart
Yeah?
Johnny Dollar
Get out of here. Go on back to Enid. Tell the police. By the time they can get up here, Sidewinder and I will either have things under control or. Well, then they can take over.
Carol Dalhart
Why don't you phone the police?
Johnny Dollar
Because I'm telling you to go on down there.
Carol Dalhart
You're just trying to get me away from here, aren't you?
Johnny Dollar
That's right.
Carol Dalhart
No, Johnny. I can shoot just as good as you and Sidewinder. And there's plenty of guns in the back room.
Johnny Dollar
No, Carol, that doesn't make any difference.
Carol Dalhart
You think I'm gonna leave you here with a killer after old Sidewinder and if Barty finds you with him, he try to kill you.
Johnny Dollar
Carol, would you.
Carol Dalhart
I won't go, Johnny. I won't leave.
Johnny Dollar
Okay, okay. We're just wasting time. I haven't seen any car lights out on the road. But that doesn't mean that. That's right, mister. It doesn't mean a thing.
Carol Dalhart
Damn.
Johnny Dollar
The front door had been pushed open by the barrel of a high powered rifle that slowly fanned the three of us. I knew that if I made a move to draw my handgun, if Sidewinder took a step toward his 30. 30 on the table. And if Barney was the excellent shot that Carol said he was. All right, put your hands up and come walking out this door. Listen, Barney Gibbet, do like I see. Come on, Carol. Sidewinder. Come on.
Carol Dalhart
Come on.
Johnny Dollar
Don't try anything.
Sidewinder Wilson
All right, Barney.
Johnny Dollar
Not so brave now that I got the advantage, are you, Sidewinder?
Sidewinder Wilson
All right. If you gotta kill somebody, kill me.
Johnny Dollar
You leave them alone now that they know all about me. No, sir. I'm gonna kill all of you like I killed old Pete. Now stop.
Carol Dalhart
You keep your dirty hands off of me.
Sidewinder Wilson
You keep them up, Carol.
Johnny Dollar
So you're not carrying a gun. I know that Sidewinder never carries it, but you do, don't you, mister? Thanks. And I think I'll use it to kill you. So if you want to put your hands down to pray. Well. Sidewinder.
Sidewinder Wilson
Yes, Johnny?
Johnny Dollar
You think maybe this is retribution for that killing you did today?
Sidewinder Wilson
Killing Johnny?
Johnny Dollar
Yeah. When I first got here, you remember.
Sidewinder Wilson
Oh, I don't know what you're talking.
Johnny Dollar
About, mister, but I'm not gonna waste any time.
Carol Dalhart
Marnie, shut up.
Johnny Dollar
Cal, you're gonna go first. All right? Now listen, gifford. And you, Mr. And last of all, died once. What's that?
Sidewinder Wilson
It's your snake.
Carol Dalhart
It's a rattler.
Sidewinder Wilson
It's back up.
Carol Dalhart
You sighed one.
Johnny Dollar
No, no, it's over next to Barney. Where? Where? I can't see it.
Sidewinder Wilson
Where is it? I'll kill it.
Johnny Dollar
Where is it?
Sidewinder Wilson
Right here.
Johnny Dollar
Oh.
Carol Dalhart
Oh, but that. That snake.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, thanks, Sidewinder.
Sidewinder Wilson
I'm sure. I'm sure glad I saved these rattles, Johnny.
Carol Dalhart
What?
Johnny Dollar
Yeah, so am I.
Sidewinder Wilson
But I never would have remembered them if you hadn't reminded me about killing that snake.
Johnny Dollar
You know something? I hated to leave that place. To leave Carol is what I really mean. But there was another phone call. Sidewinder answered it and yep, it was from Durango. Phoning from Enid. Durango was so tickled to learn I was still around, that he Promised to come out to the ranch as fast as he could.
Sidewinder Wilson
Yeah, sure. Just as soon as he can pick up the preacher.
Carol Dalhart
Sidewinder.
Johnny Dollar
Well, much as I love that gal. Well, expense account total, including the trip back to Hartford and mileage on the rental car. 20350. Yours truly, Johnny Dollar.
Narrator/Announcer
Our star will return in just a moment.
Johnny Dollar
Be careful, you're gonna land in a bathtub. Who's driving this flying saucer, you or me? Well, what do you see? Oh, germs. Millions and millions of germs. Sure, here on Earth, disease germs and viruses live in bathrooms. Wait, here comes a lady. She's putting a dash of Lysol in with those suds and she's mopping the floor. Wow, look at those germs and viruses. Drop dead. Boy, are you stupid. I thought all Martians knew that Lysol brand disinfectant kills disease, germs and many deadly viruses on contact. Disinfects from one cleaning to the next as nothing else can. That's right. I remember my seven grandmothers saying Lysol makes your favorite cleaner work better. Including many that claim to sanitize. I'm sorry, you learned to speak English by listening to commercials. And Lysol comes in regular or pine fragrance for as little as 29 cents. How much is that Martian money?
Narrator/Announcer
Now here is our star to tell you about next week's story.
Johnny Dollar
Next week? Well, getting away from Durango, Laramie delhart isn't as easy as you might think. Join us, won't you? Yours truly, Johnny Dollar.
Narrator/Announcer
Yours truly, Johnny Dollar, starring Bob Bailey, originates in Hollywood and is written, produced and directed by Jack Johnstone. Heard in our cast were Virginia Gregg, Junius Matthews, G. Stanley Jones, James McCallion and Bill James. Be sure to join us next week, same time and station for another exciting story of yours truly, Johnny Dollar. This is Dan Cubberly speaking. Suspense is next. Over the CBS Radio Network.
Johnny Dollar
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Podcast: Choice Classic Radio Detectives | Old Time Radio
Episode Aired: 04/12/1959 (Rebroadcast: Sep 29, 2025)
Main Cast: Bob Bailey as Johnny Dollar
This episode features "The Fairweather Friend Matter," a classic installment of Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar, known for its blend of sharp detective storytelling and homespun humor. Johnny Dollar, the ever-resourceful freelance insurance investigator, heads to rural Oklahoma after a call from Sidewinder Wilson draws him into the aftermath of a bank messenger's murder and the return of stolen securities. The tangled case involves old friends, small-town intrigue, and a dangerous confrontation with the suspected killer.
The episode maintains a blend of suspenseful crime-solving with rustic, comedic, and romantic elements—typical of Johnny Dollar’s adventures. Dialogue features colloquial banter, regional flavor, and the warm camaraderie between recurring characters.
The Fairweather Friend Matter stands out as a quintessential "Johnny Dollar" episode—blending a clever mystery, vivid rural character sketches, touches of romance, and the ever-resourceful Johnny at the center of it all. Old-time radio fans will delight in the period atmosphere, sharp writing, and engaging performances.