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Welcome to Choice Classic Radio where we bring to you the greatest old time radio shows. Like us on Facebook, subscribe to us on YouTube and thank you for donating at choice classicradio.com Frugal man and Johnny Dollar.
George Reed
Johnny, this is. This is George Reed.
Johnny Dollar
Well, nice to hear from you, George. Especially when I have no assignment.
George Reed
That, that's fine.
Johnny Dollar
What's fine about it? No expense account to pad means how do I keep the wolf in the door? Unless of course, Floyd's of England has a case for me, huh? Well, Johnny. Yeah, I.
George Reed
Well, a few weeks ago. You were kidding at the time.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, now, George, how could I ever kid you?
George Reed
I'll let that one go.
Johnny Dollar
Yeah, you better.
George Reed
The point is you. Well, you rather jestingly asked me if instead of selling life insurance.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, no, don't tell me.
George Reed
I'm afraid so. I'm afraid the company is saddled with what you might call a death insurance policy.
Johnny Dollar
You mean instead of insuring somebody against dying, you've insured him against living?
George Reed
Yes, John.
Johnny Dollar
Okay, Georgie, say no more. I'll be right over.
Bob Bailey
Bob Bailey and the exciting adventures of the man with the action packed expense account. America's fabulous freelance insurance investigator.
Johnny Dollar
Yours truly, Johnny Doll.
Bob Bailey
Act one of yours truly, Johnny Dollar.
Johnny Dollar
Expense accounts submitted by Special investigator Johnny Dollar to Floyds of England American Office, Hartford, Connecticut. Following is an account of expenses incurred during my Investigation of the Hope to D expense account. Item $1.10. Taxi. From my apartment at George Reed's office where I found him pacing the floor and wearing an even more worried expression than usual. And believe me, that's something.
Harry Baxter
This thing has me so, so riled up, Johnny, I can hardly see straight.
Johnny Dollar
Well, you should have known better than to issue a policy like that. George, I.
Harry Baxter
It was Harry Baxter.
Johnny Dollar
Baxter?
Harry Baxter
He filled in here for me while I was on vacation. I should have known better.
Johnny Dollar
What'd he do, sell a lot of policies that you shouldn't have to handle?
Harry Baxter
No, just this one. And I swear I don't.
Johnny Dollar
He of all people. All right, you said on the phone that it was kind of life insurance in reverse. That's exactly what it is. Explain, please.
Harry Baxter
Well, usually, of course, we pay the face value of a policy when the insured dies, Right. In this case, however, the company will have to pay the $250,000 that the insurer doesn't die.
Johnny Dollar
250,000? Yes. How under the sun can a man be crazy enough to issue a policy like that?
Harry Baxter
John, you know how it is. The company prides itself on the fact we'll insure anything. Not only life and property and health and so on, but the voice of a singer, the feet of a dancer, hands of a pianist, even the dimples on the knees of a chorus girl.
Johnny Dollar
Yeah, and singing mice, an old alley cat, a sick whale.
Harry Baxter
Of course, I can't say that Harry wasn't in position to do it. But, Johnny, you've got to help me.
Johnny Dollar
First you better tell me who and why and what it's all about.
Harry Baxter
It's just the trouble. I don't know.
Johnny Dollar
Well, in that case, you don't know.
Harry Baxter
I only got back here to the office this morning. I found our copy of the policy lying here on my desk.
Johnny Dollar
What if you don't even. Oh, look, I've handled some pretty screwy cases for you, George.
Harry Baxter
Yes, but they've all finally made sense, one way or the other. And, Johnny, we have paid you some very nice fees. You can't deny that. George, tell me, have I ever questioned your expense accounts?
Johnny Dollar
What's death insurance? It doesn't make sense.
Harry Baxter
Have I?
Johnny Dollar
Insuring somebody against living?
Harry Baxter
Have I?
Johnny Dollar
I'm sorry, but this time the answer is no.
Harry Baxter
Listen, if you take this on, I'll okay your expense account without even reading it. Death insurance, expense account, unlimited, Johnny.
Johnny Dollar
George, there are some things even a conniving, chiseling, unprincipled rascal like myself won't even.
Harry Baxter
Unlimited, Johnny.
Johnny Dollar
Okay, George, I'll take it.
Bob Bailey
Act two of yours truly, Johnny Dollar. In a moment. And now, act two of yours truly, Johnny Dollar and the hope to die.
Johnny Dollar
Matter Lloyds of Insure anything. At least that was their boast. And now it looked as though it had finally backfired on them. Because somebody in the organization, some character named Harry Baxter, had issued not life, but death insurance. If it hadn't been for my friendship for George Reed, well, plus his promise of unlimited expense account, I'd have thrown the whole problem right back into his face as it was.
Harry Baxter
Thanks, Johnny, from the bottom of my heart. I'll never forget you for this.
Johnny Dollar
Believe me, George, I'll never forget you for this.
Harry Baxter
And if you can get us off.
Johnny Dollar
The hook, all I can is try. So come on, give me the dope on it.
Harry Baxter
Yes. Now, here. The name of the insured is Ms. Mary Ellen Markham.
Johnny Dollar
Yeah, I got it. Where does she live?
Harry Baxter
514 East 52nd Street, New York City.
Johnny Dollar
Pretty fancy address.
Harry Baxter
Yes.
Johnny Dollar
Okay. Now, tell me why this Mary Ellen has insured herself against living?
Harry Baxter
Well, that's the point, Johnny. She hasn't.
Johnny Dollar
Well, now, wait a minute, you Albert Schwinner has. You mean somebody else took out this policy on her life? Or rather, death? Yes. Holy. What is this guy? A professional gunsel who's going to wipe her out and then collect? I suppose he's the beneficiary too.
Harry Baxter
Yes, he is.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, fine. Well, come on. Who is?
Harry Baxter
I don't know. As I told you, the policy was lying here on my desk when I got back this morning. I do know this much about him. It's Dr. Albert Schwinner.
Johnny Dollar
Doctor? What kind?
Harry Baxter
Those are the things you've got to find out. Who he is, what he is. Why, he's bought insurance against this Woman's Living Beyond November 10th.
Johnny Dollar
The 10th. Well, that's only a few days from now. Oh, George, this gets worse and worse.
Harry Baxter
If only Harry Baxter hadn't issued that policy.
Johnny Dollar
But he has. Oh, boy, you sure picked a dilly to fill in for you while you were away.
Harry Baxter
Picked him? What else could I do? After all, he never did anything like this before.
Johnny Dollar
You've known him before?
George Reed
Are you serious?
Harry Baxter
Of course I have. Why, Harry Beck.
Johnny Dollar
All right. Now, look. Times are wasting, and we haven't got much of it. I take it you want me to see if I can find some legal grounds for canceling this policy.
Harry Baxter
Yes, immediately.
Johnny Dollar
Have you got an address on the beneficiary, this Dr. Schwinner?
Harry Baxter
I've been so upset about this whole thing, I haven't even looked. Let me see. According to this, he lives at. Hmm.
Johnny Dollar
What's the matter?
Harry Baxter
Dr. Albert W. Schwinner.
Johnny Dollar
Cl cl what kind of a doctor is that?
Harry Baxter
I don't know. The address is 14327 E Street, Union City, New Jersey.
Johnny Dollar
CL well, I'll soon find out. Where can I reach this Harry Baxter.
Harry Baxter
Who sold the policy in New York? At the. Here. I'll jot down the address.
Johnny Dollar
I still don't see how Baxter could get away with this.
Harry Baxter
After all, when you consider his position.
Johnny Dollar
Here, he offered no explanation at all.
Harry Baxter
I'm afraid I didn't give him much chance. I practically threw him out of here.
Johnny Dollar
Can't say that I blame you.
Harry Baxter
And that's another thing. Look, Johnny, perhaps you can reason with.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, don't worry, George. He's number one on my calling list. I'll be talking to you. Expense Account, Item 2. 785. Fare to new York and taxi to Harry Baxter's address. A real snooty one over near Sutton Place. And people don't live in that joint unless they've earned or chiseled a Lot of money from somewhere. In the case of Baxter, I suspected a big chisel. My suspicion was considerably heightened when he opened the door. His apartment was luxury from stem to stern. As for factor himself, $.
Albert Schwinner
Why, of course, old boy. I've heard a great deal about you from my dear friend and colleague, George Reid.
Johnny Dollar
Dear friend, huh?
Albert Schwinner
Well, you say that as though you doubted it. Oh, I know that. Filling in for him while he was away. Well, I really should have done better.
Johnny Dollar
For the old thing.
Albert Schwinner
But I've had so many social obligations to meet these past few months. And after all, one must keep up with those things.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, I'm sure one.
Albert Schwinner
Well, I did sell one policy, you know.
Johnny Dollar
A real dilly. Ah, that's the understatement of the week.
Albert Schwinner
I suppose I can't really blame him for being a bit excited about it. But he gave me no chance to explain why I assumed the policy.
Johnny Dollar
Why did you?
Albert Schwinner
Oh, now, really. Well, I made it very clear to George that I would tell him when he calms down enough to be reasonable. Really, Mr. Dollar, he was in quite a tizzy, brother.
Johnny Dollar
He still is. That's why he sent for me.
Albert Schwinner
But when he calms down, he'll be sorry he bothered you.
Johnny Dollar
Suppose you tell me why you issued that.
Bob Bailey
You.
Johnny Dollar
No. What?
Albert Schwinner
No, I'll tell George when he's ready and when I'm ready.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, now, just a minute.
Albert Schwinner
And you may tell George I said exactly that.
Johnny Dollar
Goodbye, $. You'll tell me, Baxter, right now.
Albert Schwinner
I'll do nothing of the sort. And what's more, since my plan for Europe is leaving shortly, I have no time to do to. Would you kindly remove your foot from the door?
Johnny Dollar
Not until I get an answer from you. Now start talking.
Albert Schwinner
If you can show some legal cause.
Johnny Dollar
Legal cause?
Albert Schwinner
Furthermore, your behavior at the moment constitutes trespass, illegal entry.
Johnny Dollar
Call it.
Albert Schwinner
And believe me, unless you leave here immediately, I shan't hesitate to ring up the police.
Johnny Dollar
All right, all right. Now, look, just tell me one thing. I might. What? What is your connection with a beneficiary of this policy?
Albert Schwinner
Dr. Schwinner.
Johnny Dollar
That's right. Albert Schwinner.
Albert Schwinner
But Albert happens to be a very close personal friend.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, I might have guessed as much. All right, then tell me this.
Harry Baxter
I'm sorry.
Albert Schwinner
Just one question. I've given the answer.
Johnny Dollar
Goodbye.
Albert Schwinner
I see.
Mary Ellen Markham
Are you hard of hearing?
Johnny Dollar
Look here now, Goodby. Well, there was no point in trying to batter down the door of Harry Baxter's apartment, So I left. Downstairs in the lobby, I put in a phone call. That's item three.55 to George Reed's office in Hartford.
Nurse
I'm sorry, Mr. Dollar, but he seems to have stepped out for a few minutes.
George Reed
Oh.
Johnny Dollar
Well, then please tell him when he gets back that I want a complete rundown on Harry Baxter.
Nurse
Well, that shouldn't be difficult.
Johnny Dollar
Right. Having hired him, George shouldn't have much trouble getting that for me.
Nurse
Better than what I meant, Mr. Dollar. As a matter of fact, I think I can tell you, Dustin.
Johnny Dollar
Now. Let George do it. I'll call him. Item four, 65 cents. Taxi. To Mary Ellen Markham's apartment on East 52nd Street. A uniformed nurse met me at the door, told me I could stay with Ms. Markham only a very short time, then led me into the bedroom. And there, carefully propped up in bed, lay a pale, wan, tired woman who looked to be 65 or 70. The room was full of flowers.
Nurse
You may leave us, Mrs. Haskell. I'll ring when I need you. Yes, Miss Margaret. Sit down, Mr. Dollar.
Johnny Dollar
Thank you.
Nurse
I'm sorry I won't be able to speak with you very long, but as you can see.
Johnny Dollar
Yes, yes, I can. Of course. I'll get right to the point. You must know, I'm sure, that someone has just taken out a policy on your. Well, an insurance policy on you.
Nurse
Yes. It was so smart and so. And so helpful of Harry Baxter.
Mary Ellen Markham
Oh.
Nurse
You see, I am suffering from a rare incurable disease of the blood. I'm sorry I don't have long to live. A few days, perhaps. Few weeks at the most. Excuse me. This is such an effort.
Johnny Dollar
What? You. You're getting the best of care, I trust?
Nurse
Yes, it's the very best. Now, what do you wish to know?
Johnny Dollar
You know a Dr. Albert Schwinner, don't you?
Nurse
I've known Albert for many years. We've been great friends.
Johnny Dollar
Then why does he take out a policy that. Well, that indicates he hopes that you'll die?
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Nurse
Oops. I die.
Mary Ellen Markham
Yes.
Johnny Dollar
What else could it be?
Nurse
Oh, you don't understand.
Johnny Dollar
Don't you see? Schwinner has bought insurance against your living beyond November 10th.
Nurse
Yes. Yes, my 50th birthday.
Johnny Dollar
You mean to say you're over the reason?
Nurse
The reason. So, yes. I'm sorry, you mustn't.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, I know I'm tiring. But just one more thing. Your doctor. The doctor who's taking care of you.
Nurse
Albert.
Johnny Dollar
Albert. The same. Dr. Schwinner.
Nurse
Yes. Now. Now you must le.
Bob Bailey
Act three of yours truly, Johnny Dollar in a moment. Act three of yours truly, johnny Dollar. And the hope to die matter.
Johnny Dollar
The little that Mary Ellen Markham had been able to tell me left me more puzzled than ever. I've never been given such a runaround in my life, deliberate or otherwise. But I didn't dare tax her strength further. So I left. Item 5. Another 55 cents for another call to George Reed and Hartford. This time he was in.
George Reed
Yes, Johnny, I must confess I'm calmed down a bit. But the first shock of learning that Mr. Baxter had issued that seemingly absurd policy.
Johnny Dollar
What do you mean, seemingly absurd? George's whole thing has me in a tizzy now. A double barreled one.
George Reed
Well, I tried to call Mr. Baxter a few minutes ago, but got no answer. I wanted to apologize, of course.
Johnny Dollar
Apologize.
George Reed
After all, since he's chairman of the board.
Johnny Dollar
Chairman of what board? The company.
George Reed
This company.
Johnny Dollar
What?
George Reed
I tried to tell you that this morning, but you didn't give me a chance. Harry Baxter is also the majority stockholder.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, brother.
George Reed
In any event, as I'm sure you can see, he must have had some good reason for that policy. And as soon as I can get him by phone.
Johnny Dollar
You won't. What? He just left for Europe.
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Where?
Johnny Dollar
I don't know. And right now I don't care.
George Reed
But if I can't contact him. Johnny, I don't dare cancel this policy until I've talked to him. And if Ms. Markham should die before the 10.
Johnny Dollar
Yeah, 250G.
George Reed
You've got to carry on.
Johnny Dollar
Would you like to tell me how? If Mary Ellen Markham dies or before November 10, Floyd's of England pays Dr. Albert Schwinner $250,000 on a policy taken out by him. And he is her doctor with her life in his hands. And if there isn't something wrong with that setup. Expense account had him 6 $8 for a taxi to Schwinner's address in Union City, New Jersey. And there at last, I learned what the CL meant behind his name. It was an abbreviation for. This was the Albert Schwinner Clinic devoted to the study of rare diseases of the blood. But Schwinner wasn't there. He'd Gone to New York to see miss Markham. Item 7. 10 even for a fast taxi ride back there to Manhattan. As the nurse led me into the unfortunate woman's apartment, he was just coming out of the bedroom door.
Nurse
Oh, Dr. Schwinner, this is Mr. Johnny Dollar.
Mary Ellen Markham
Oh, Mr. Dollar. Harry Baxter told me I might expect you.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, he did, huh?
Mary Ellen Markham
Yes, he phoned me just before his plane took off for you.
Johnny Dollar
Pretty smart.
Mary Ellen Markham
You're an insurance investigator, aren't you?
Johnny Dollar
That is right.
Mary Ellen Markham
Oh, you may go in to see Miss Markham Now, Mrs. Haskell.
Nurse
Very well, Doctor.
Johnny Dollar
How is Miss Markham, Doctor?
Mary Ellen Markham
Much better, thank God.
Johnny Dollar
Why do you say that? What if she dies before this week is out? You stand to collect a cool quarter of a million, don't you? I?
Mary Ellen Markham
No. The clinic.
Johnny Dollar
Isn't that the same thing?
Mary Ellen Markham
Hardly. Sit down, Mr. Dollar. Now, you're concerned about the rather unorthodox insurance policy that Mr. Baxter issued.
Johnny Dollar
I certainly am.
Mary Ellen Markham
I think you better. Let me tell you the reason for it.
Johnny Dollar
I think you'd better.
Mary Ellen Markham
At the onset of her illness, some 15 years ago, the best doctors in the country gave her five years to live at the most.
Johnny Dollar
And that's when you came into the picture?
Mary Ellen Markham
Yes. Because of the devotion, the concentration of all our efforts to this one field of medicine, the clinic was able for the first time, to give her hope. Her hope was justified. We have given her years of life.
Johnny Dollar
But now, wait a minute, Doctor.
Mary Ellen Markham
She told us then that if she could be helped to live until she was 50.
Johnny Dollar
And that'll be on the 10th.
Mary Ellen Markham
Yes. That would prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that our methods, our practices were right. That we could prolong and possibly ultimately save not only her own, but thousands, perhaps millions of lives. Therefore, she agreed that if she reached 50, she would make an outright gift of $250,000 to the clinic and its work. Money which is much needed, by the way.
Johnny Dollar
But then it began to look as though she might never reach 50.
Mary Ellen Markham
Yes, and she suggested this unusual insurance policy on her death rather than on her life.
Johnny Dollar
I see. But why? Harry Baxter, chairman of the board of the insurance company, its biggest stockholder. Whatever. I don't get it.
Mary Ellen Markham
Baxter's own mother died of the same disease. Mr. Dollar.
Johnny Dollar
Oh, of course, then he knew how necessary this money is to the clinic.
Mary Ellen Markham
Yes, and let's face it, Baxter is something of an eccentric.
Johnny Dollar
And that's the reason he chose this. This offbeat way to make sure you'd get the financial help you need.
Mary Ellen Markham
Exactly.
Johnny Dollar
Then if I try to get this.
Mary Ellen Markham
Policy canceled, a great many lives in the future may depend on its remaining in force. Of course, if you feel it your duty, Doctor.
Johnny Dollar
My duty, as I see it, is to do just exactly nothing. Mary Ellen Marcum did live to see 50, but only for a few days. Just long enough to make her gift to the clinic. Harry Baxter in the company? Well, Harry came back from Europe and he said he found some, quote, mistake, unquote, in the policy that requires the company to pay off on it anyway. Eccentric. We should have more of them like that. Expense account total? Are you kidding? Yours truly, Johnny Dollar.
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Episode Summary: "Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar: The Hope to Die Matter"
Release Date: November 18, 2024
In this gripping episode of Yours Truly, Johnny Dollar, hosted by Choice Classic Radio, listeners are immersed in a complex case that challenges conventional notions of life insurance. Titled "The Hope to Die Matter," the episode delves into the peculiarities of a reverse life insurance policy, unraveling motivations, ethical dilemmas, and unexpected alliances. This summary encapsulates the key discussions, insights, and conclusions drawn throughout the episode, providing a comprehensive overview for both longtime fans and newcomers alike.
The episode opens with George Reed contacting Johnny Dollar after a period of no assignments, signaling a new and perplexing case.
Notable Quote:
George Reed [00:16]: "Johnny, this is George Reed."
George informs Johnny about a bizarre death insurance policy— a reverse life insurance policy— where the insurer pays out if the insured does not die by a specified date. Johnny expresses skepticism and concerns about such an unconventional policy.
Notable Quote:
Johnny Dollar [00:57]: "You mean instead of insuring somebody against dying, you've insured him against living?"
Despite his reservations, George assures Johnny of an unlimited expense account, convincing him to take on the case.
Johnny begins his investigation by visiting Harry Baxter, the man who issued the policy. Harry appears evasive and uncooperative, raising red flags about the legitimacy and intent behind the policy.
Notable Quote:
Johnny Dollar [03:10]: "I don't know. As I told you, the policy was lying here on my desk when I got back this morning."
Harry divulges minimal information, revealing that the beneficiary of the policy is Dr. Albert Schwinner. Johnny deduces that Schwinner has a vested interest in Mary Ellen Markham's survival.
Determined to uncover the truth, Johnny tracks down Dr. Schwinner in Union City, New Jersey. Their confrontation is tense, with Schwinner remaining tight-lipped about his motives.
Notable Quote:
Johnny Dollar [08:24]: "But Albert happens to be a very close personal friend."
Following several dead-ends and a brief encounter with a nurse at Mary Ellen's residence, Johnny reconnects with George Reed to discuss his findings. George reveals that Harry Baxter is not only the chairman but also the majority stockholder of the company, complicating the situation further.
Notable Quote:
George Reed [14:35]: "Harry Baxter is also the majority stockholder."
Johnny confronts Schwinner directly, leading to a revelation about Mary Ellen's condition and the true purpose behind the insurance policy. It emerges that Baxter's eccentric decision to issue a death insurance policy was motivated by personal tragedy and a desire to support groundbreaking medical research.
Notable Quote:
Mary Ellen Markham [16:18]: "At the onset of her illness... the clinic was able for the first time, to give her hope."
Mary Ellen had originally been given a grim prognosis, but thanks to the clinic's innovative treatments, she surpassed expectations. The death insurance policy serves as an assurance of the clinic's success and as a substantial donation contingent upon her reaching a significant milestone.
Ethical Implications of Reverse Insurance:
Personal Motivations and Tragedy:
The Fine Line Between Support and Manipulation:
The Role of Friendship and Loyalty:
Corporate Responsibility and Oversight:
In the climactic resolution, Mary Ellen successfully lives beyond the critical date, thereby fulfilling her part of the agreement. Her survival not only validates the clinic's medical advancements but also ensures the intended financial support for future research. Concurrently, Harry Baxter faces the repercussions of his unconventional decision, highlighting the precarious balance between personal motives and corporate governance.
Notable Quote:
Johnny Dollar [18:33]: "Exactly. Then if I try to get this policy canceled, a great many lives in the future may depend on its remaining in force."
The episode concludes with Johnny Dollar reaffirming his commitment to ethical investigations, choosing to honor the original intent of the policy despite its controversial nature.
"The Hope to Die Matter" stands out as a thought-provoking episode that challenges listeners to reconsider traditional concepts of insurance and the ethical boundaries of corporate decisions. Through Johnny Dollar's meticulous investigation, the episode sheds light on the intricate interplay between personal motivations, corporate responsibility, and the broader impact on society. This narrative not only entertains but also prompts reflection on the values that underpin the insurance industry and the human stories that drive its complexities.
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