Transcript
A (0:00)
Hello, dear listeners. Welcome back to Conflicted. I'm here, Thomas Small, with Amon Dean, the Oracle of Arabia, looking back at me across the video screen from there, where he lives in Dubai. Hello. Amen.
B (0:11)
Now.
A (0:11)
Amen. Yesterday, the Christians of the east and those fellow travelers of them in the west celebrated Easter, or Pascha, as we call it, my parish here where I live, we did slaughter the fatted calf in style. And so I'm having a little holy Paschal hangover today as we record. We ended our Lenten fast in style, I can promise you. Oh, now I'm feeling a little bit worse for wear.
B (0:38)
Well, you know what, Lachen? I mean, they always say that the best cure for a hangover is to actually have a stimulating episode with Eamon Dean.
A (0:48)
You, Eamon, are the supreme hair of the dog. Right, Dearest listeners, or dear listeners, rather. We are going to. Although you should become a dearest listener, if you're not a dearest listener by joining the conflicted community. But today, dear listeners, we will be talking about the peace talks that took place in Islamabad over the weekend, on Saturday, to be exact, which, as everyone now knows, did not succeed in their stated ambitions of ending the Iran war in terms agreeable to both sides, or at least agreeable to the United States, which you know, from their point of view, is the only side that matters. And so in today's episode, we're going to talk about the talks and we're going to talk about the ongoing ceasefire and the soon to begin blockade of Iranian shipping out of the Strait of Hormuz. Let's get right into it. Okay, Eamon Dean, let's talk first about the talks. On last week's episode, which dropped on Friday, you let us know that in your view, the talks were not going to succeed. You gave a number of reasons for it, and lo and behold, you were right. They didn't succeed. When did you? Well, let's start from the beginning. So, you know, basically the delegations from the United States and Iran, they both arrived in Islamabad on Saturday morning. What were you feeling at the time? The Iranian delegation was pretty big. It seemed that they were very serious and they wanted to, you know, signal that they were going to take these talks seriously, that this wasn't just theater. I don't know. What do you think? What was the initial, sort of, let's say, mood in the room?
B (2:37)
Well, first of all, the Iranian delegation was about roughly 80 people and they were coming with 168 proposals. I'm not kidding. Seriously, 168. It's like a cornucopia of so many proposals put together. And when I saw this, I thought, oh my God, it's doomed to fail. You know why? Because the Islamic Republic is approaching these negotiations as if they were negotiations for a free trade agreement with another nation or a bloc of nations, or it's a WTO agreement on trade, which could take months or years. And this is when I realized it's doomed.
