CrimeLess: “Super Poopers”

Original Air Date: February 11, 2026
Hosts: Rory Scoville & Josh Dean
Produced by: iHeartPodcasts + Smartless Media

Episode Overview

This hilariously irreverent episode of CrimeLess investigates the world of public defecation as crime—exploring infamous “serial poopers,” viral viral moments, and the not-so-glamorous legal consequences. Hosts Rory Scoville, comedian, and Josh Dean, veteran journalist and true crime podcaster, walk listeners through three wild tales: a viral road rage incident, a long-unidentified serial car defecator, and a scandalous superintendent. Their signature blend of detailed reporting and off-the-cuff comedy keeps the topic digestible, while the stories reveal surprising legal and human complexities.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Is Pooping in Public Really Illegal? (02:17–03:55)

• Josh and Rory open, in their signature banter, with the provocative question: just how illegal is it to poop in public?
• Rory confesses his own history:
  "Yes. ... It's well documented in my standup, so if I were to lie now, I would be a big fraud." —Rory (02:52)
• The duo clarify: It is, indeed, against the law, with a spectrum of consequences from disorderly conduct to public lewdness, depending on the specifics.

2. The Delco Pooper: Road Rage Goes Viral (05:06–16:59)

Story Breakdown

• Incident: In April 2025, Delaware County (“Delco”) outside Philly becomes the backdrop to a viral video: A woman, Christina Salamento, exits her car in a four-way intersection, bends over, and projectile defecates on the hood of a car following a road rage altercation.
• Police & Press Reaction:
  • Arrested on charges including indecent exposure, criminal mischief, and “depositing waste on a highway.”
  • Her statement:
    "I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead and went home." —Salamento, police affidavit (09:45)
  • In court: Viral video played for Judge Mary McFall Hopper; Christina is charged and later takes part in a first-offender program to have record expunged.
  • Notable debate: Is human waste “littering”? Rory jokes:
    “Are we led to believe that this poop out of her ass is a forever chemical?” —Rory (15:37)

Christina’s Online Persona

• Listeners learn about Christina’s OnlyFans career and her unique online branding:
  "Cannabis is the lube I use to slide through life." —Christina, Facebook bio (11:52)
• Her unapologetic attitude is clear:
  "You want me to fucking shit on you? I want 5K. And I'm bringing a bodyguard." (13:47)
• Her OnlyFans rate jumps from $7.99 to $30/month after the incident. “Any press is good press,” quips Rory.

Legal Outcome

• Christina enters Pennsylvania’s Accelerated Rehabilitative Disposition Program (16:06). On completion, all charges will be dismissed, but she must remain off social media regarding the incident.

Notable Quotes

• "She did make the more mature decision [than assault]." —Rory (09:51)
• "We're going to live in a world where people are just shitting all over the place." —Rory (14:36)
• "Are we led to believe that the poop out of her ass is a forever chemical?" —Rory (15:48)

3. Akron’s “Poop Bandit”: An Unsolved Mystery (17:39–25:37)

Story Breakdown

• Timeline: 2012–2015, Akron, Ohio. Dozens of cars get defecated on. One child’s car is hit seven times.
• Community Action:
  • Victimized parents set up time-lapse surveillance—30,000 images before catching a clear (blurred-butt) shot of the “Poop Bandit.”
  • The suspect’s image circulates widely; labeled as “the most widely circulated image since Ruby shooting Oswald.”
• Case Goes Cold: Despite a clear photo, police drop the case. Discussion ensues: why so little urgency?
• Possible Suspect:
  • Reddit speculation points to a firefighter who died by suicide the day after the image was made public. The theory is unconfirmed, but timelines match and the facial similarities are striking (24:55).

Notable Quotes

• "I hope this is just a dog...who opened the door of my car and crapped inside and made human. I hope that's who did this." —Rory (18:37)
• "This is a way different version of don't fuck with cats." —Rory (19:39)
• "Consider this party officially pooped." —Josh (25:37)

4. “Super Pooper”: School Superintendent Busted (30:31–37:28)

Story Breakdown

• Incident: In 2018, Holmdel High School, NJ, experiences an ongoing mystery: someone is repeatedly defecating on the track. Surveillance cameras eventually catch a man in the act—it's Thomas Trimaglini, 42, superintendent of the neighboring school district.
• Media Reaction: Instantly dubbed the “Super Pooper” and “Pooperintendent.”
• Legal Outcome:
  • He claims "runners diarrhea" as the reason, despite three nearby porta-potties.
  • Pleads guilty to a non-criminal municipal offense, pays fine, more serious charges dismissed.
  • Sues township, police, and officer for leaking the mugshot which led to his professional downfall, alleging rights violations.

Hosts’ Philosophical Take

• Rory suspects Trimaglini knew how to work the system:
  "I think he's really smart...he figured out his loophole to get to do his weird crime. ... For some reason, I feel like cheering for this guy, despite the fact I think he was the guy the whole time." (37:05)

5. “Lane’s Games”—Vice Presidential Poop Puns and Trivia (37:46–43:02)

• Lane Rose, producer and trivia host, brings “number two” puns into a vice presidential history game, peppering in little-known facts and stumping the hosts.
• Notable quips:
  • "Are you ready? ... This is just classic trivia." —Lane (38:09)
  • "Tommy Lee Jones and this vice president were roommates at Harvard." "Oh, I do know this ... Al Gore!" —Rory & Josh (39:49)
  • "If this country can get its act together, he'll be president one day." —Rory (37:20)

Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

(03:55)
"We've got an open and shit. I mean, shut case, an unsolved mystery, and a serial pooper who may have been framed." —Josh

(09:45)
"I wanted to punch her in the face, but I pooped on her car instead and went home." —Christina Salamento (police affidavit)

(13:47)
"You want me to fucking shit on you? I want 5K. And I'm bringing a bodyguard." —Christina (on her OnlyFans offers)

(15:48)
"Are we led to believe that this poop out of her ass is a forever chemical?" —Rory

(18:37)
"I hope this is just a dog who opened the door of my car and crapped inside and made human. I hope that's who did this." —Rory

(25:37)
"Consider this party officially pooped." —Josh

(32:22)
"He was dubbed the Super Pooper and the Pooper Intendant." —Josh

(37:20)
"If this country can get its act together, he'll be president one day." —Rory

Important Timestamps

• 02:17 – Main show/crime theme begins (“trigger warning: this episode is about human excrement”)
• 05:06 – Delco Pooper story kicks off
• 09:45 – Christina Salamento’s police statement
• 11:52 – Christina’s offbeat Facebook bio
• 14:21 – OnlyFans price hike
• 16:06 – Legal resolution for Christina Salamento
• 17:39 – Akron’s “Poop Bandit” segment begins
• 19:56 – Camera catches the bandit (photo described)
• 24:55 – Unconfirmed Reddit theory about the Akron pooper’s identity
• 25:37 – Segment wrap
• 30:31 – New Jersey “Super Pooper” story starts
• 34:58 – Superintendent’s “runner’s diarrhea” defense
• 37:46 – “Lane’s Games” trivia segment begins

Closing Thoughts

This episode is a masterclass in turning the gross into hilarious, and the childish into surprisingly nuanced social commentary. The hosts probe not just the crimes themselves but the motivations, legal ambiguities, and the very human messiness behind acts that seem inexplicably bizarre. The show's tone is gleefully irreverent, driven by sharp comedic banter, but there's a genuine curiosity behind the poop jokes—a quest to understand why people cross such weird lines, and what happens next.

For fans of wild true crime, viral oddities, or just a really good story told with wit, CrimeLess’s “Super Poopers” is flush with surprises.