Howdy, y'all! Welcome back to "Critters For Dinner" with yer ol' pals Patton and Jason. Now, Patton's cookin' up a Monster Mash that's gonna make yer taste buds do a hoedown. That gal's got a gift for rustlin' up some wild vittles, I tell ya!

Now, Jason kicks things off by flauntin' his tee from '93. Y'all still got a shirt from back in the day? Can ya even squeeze into it, or does it just serve as a reminder of thinner times?

Jason also yammers about gettin' tossed from a high school soccer game. Ain't exactly his finest hour, but after Patton spins her tales of gettin' the boot from more places than a stray dog, well, one lil' soccer scuffle ain't much.

Then, Patton takes a turn on FEMA, but hold yer horses, first she's got some thoughts on Jimmy Carter and whether that ol' boy should still be checkin' the "I Voted" sticker box.

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