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Batman (0:00)
She's made up her mind to live pretty smart. Learn to budget responsibly right from the start. She spends a little less, inputs more into savings. Keeps her blood pressure low and credit score raises. She's cutting debt right out of her life. She tracks her cash flow on her spreadsheet at night. Boring money moves make kinda lame songs but they sound pretty sweet to your wallet.
Narrator (0:27)
The NC bank brilliantly boring since 1865.
Batman (0:30)
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Detective (0:45)
You're listening to DC High volume Batman. There is a mole in the Gotham City Police Department. The duplicitous District Attorney Janice Port has leaked Commissioner Gordon's every move to her late night lover, 2face. Aka the man once known as Harvey Dent. But how is he involved in the hangman killings? The Dark Knight must tread carefully. He was wrong about Harvey once. He cannot afford to be wrong again. Meanwhile, foul felon, the Penguin is looking to take advantage of all the chaos. And now, dark victory. Chapter six.
Narrator (1:46)
The night of March 17th, St. Patrick's Day, Gotham City Shipyard. Three times in as many nights, the Penguin and his men have hijacked weapons shipments that belong to the Falcone crime family. When once Falcone property was considered untouchable. The grip the Falcones had on Gotham City seems to be slipping. And a war has begun.
Batman (2:24)
You're all dead. Man.
Narrator (2:27)
Is responsible for getting the Falcone's illegal merchandise into Gotham City.
Batman (2:32)
You tell him, Eddie. Lousy penguins.
Narrator (2:35)
Anthony Zuko supplies the ground transportation men who have lived their whole lives using intimidation, gunplay and worse. If what I fear has come to pass, they do not stand a chance.
Batman (2:50)
Oh, crap. That's the Batman. Whose side you figure he's on? Zuko, how to Ouch. Your knife.
Narrator (2:59)
It all began on Halloween night. The breakout at Arkham Asylum. The Joker, Scarecrow, Calendar Man. Even Sullivan Grundy, who I thought I had subdued amid the chaos. Others too. The most disturbing was the disappearance of Harvey Dent, the former District Attorney. My ally, my friend. He calls himself Two Face now.