Ep 408: Dating is a MESS (Ft. Sydnee & Marie)

Summary

Episode Summary: "Decisions, Decisions" Ep 408: Dating is a MESS (Ft. Sydnee & Marie)

Release Date: February 17, 2025

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Introduction

In Episode 408 of "Decisions, Decisions," hosts Mandii B and WeezyWTF delve into the chaotic landscape of modern dating, particularly focusing on the concept of "dating being a mess." Joined by guests Sydnee and Marie, the conversation navigates through the complexities of non-traditional relationships, the pitfalls of side relationships, and the intentional shifts individuals make in their dating lives as they mature into their 30s.

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1. Current Dating Situations

The episode opens with the hosts and guests sharing their current relationship statuses, setting the stage for a candid discussion about their personal experiences in the dating sphere.

• Sydnee shares, “I'm dating to have a good time. If I meet somebody that I feel like I'm not even gonna say checks the boxes. Cause what is a box? You know, they can check the box” (04:02).

• Reezy reflects on her past, mentioning, “During the pandemic and before that, I was very monogamous, like a serial dater. So I went to LA, I came back, I had some fun, and I am dating someone” (07:07).

2. Defining and Discussing Side Chicks

A significant portion of the conversation centers around the concept of being a "side chick." The hosts and guests explore the emotional and ethical implications of engaging in relationships where one party is already committed elsewhere.

• Mandii B poses a critical question: “But why do you want someone else's man?” (26:29).

• WeezyWTF adds, “I don't think there's any other reason to be a side chick because as a woman, you will start becoming emotionally involved with that” (30:39).

The discussion highlights the inherent instability and emotional strain of side relationships, emphasizing that such arrangements are often rooted in delusion and toxicity.

3. The Role of Social Media in Modern Relationships

The hosts and guests critique how social media platforms influence relationship dynamics, particularly regarding privacy and the sharing of intimate moments.

• Reezy laments, “It's a violation if you send a guy that you're talking to a photo of yourself. Cause that's technically private and technically intimate” (08:24).

• Mandy B emphasizes the importance of maintaining boundaries, stating, “If you're dating, you guys should not be following each other. And even sometimes I feel like you shouldn't follow your friends because what people are posting now you're doing too much” (09:03).

The conversation underscores the challenges of navigating relationships in an era where personal moments are frequently broadcasted online, often leading to misunderstandings and breaches of trust.

4. Intentional Dating in Your 30s vs. Your 20s

Transitioning from the pitfalls of casual dating and side relationships, the hosts discuss the intentional changes they adopt as they enter their 30s. The focus shifts to self-improvement, setting healthy boundaries, and prioritizing personal well-being over chaotic relationship dynamics.

• Reezy candidly shares, “I'm trying to work on me. I just want to be good for me. I don't care about the people per se, anymore. I just want to show up for me” (49:40).

• Mandii B reflects on her younger years, saying, “In my 20s, it was less responsibility for me and how I showed up in the relationship, and it was just easier to be number two because I didn't feel like there was the pressure for me to show up and be perfect” (26:34).

This segment highlights a mature approach to dating, where the emphasis is on personal growth, intentionality, and fostering healthy, fulfilling relationships.

5. Personal Insights and Conclusions

As the episode wraps up, the hosts and guests offer final thoughts on how they navigate the messy terrain of dating. They emphasize the importance of self-awareness, setting clear intentions, and avoiding toxic relationship patterns.

• Sydnee concludes, “Once you're a little bit older, you start building community and happiness in other ways, whereas when you're younger, you're like, oh, I have to get married, get a good job, so I gotta find a partner” (46:12).

• Mandii B urges listeners to make intentional decisions, stating, “Leaving the situation. Don't get a man. Then why do you want someone else's man” (26:29).

The episode underscores the essence of making informed and intentional decisions in love and relationships, advocating for authentic connections over fleeting, chaotic encounters.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Sydnee: “I'm dating to have a good time. If I meet somebody that I feel like I'm not even gonna say checks the boxes. Cause what is a box? You know, they can check the box” (04:02).

• Reezy: “During the pandemic and before that, I was very monogamous, like a serial dater. So I went to LA, I came back, I had some fun, and I am dating someone” (07:07).

• Mandii B: “But why do you want someone else's man?” (26:29).

• WeezyWTF: “I don't think there's any other reason to be a side chick because as a woman, you will start becoming emotionally involved with that” (30:39).

• Reezy: “I'm trying to work on me. I just want to be good for me. I don't care about the people per se, anymore. I just want to show up for me” (49:40).

• Mandii B: “In my 20s, it was less responsibility for me and how I showed up in the relationship, and it was just easier to be number two because I didn't feel like there was the pressure for me to show up and be perfect” (26:34).

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Conclusion

Episode 408 of "Decisions, Decisions" offers a raw and honest exploration of the tumultuous world of dating, especially as one transitions into their 30s. Through engaging dialogue and personal anecdotes, Mandii B, WeezyWTF, Sydnee, and Marie provide listeners with valuable insights into navigating relationships with intention, avoiding the pitfalls of side dynamics, and prioritizing self-growth over chaotic romantic entanglements. This episode serves as a compelling guide for anyone looking to reshape their understanding of love and connection in today's complex social landscape.

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For more episodes and insights, tune in to "Decisions, Decisions" on your favorite podcast platform or visit their YouTube channel.

Transcript

[Reezy]

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[Weezy]

Welcome to Decisions Decisions.

[Mandy]

I don't think you should say Decision Decisions. It sounded like you was talking and cursing.

[Weezy]

You definitely say the welcome.

[Mandy]

Welcome to the new podcast.

[Weezy]

Oh, wait, you want to say it together? Decisions, Decisions.

[Mandy]

Welcome, y'all. We back at it again, and I still do not have an intro for Decisions Decisions, but it is coming soon. Hon, you can say Decisions, Decisions, Decision.

[Weezy]

There you go.

[Mandy]

I, I, I, I kind of want to get some new akas, but I haven't thought of them just yet because I'm a. Oh, you want akas?

[Weezy]

It's not about you bleeping men in the bleep.

[Mandy]

Yeah. I mean, at this point, we just got to say I'm bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep, bleep. If y'all watch us on YouTube. Listen, y'all. If you want to hear our curse words that bad, go to the audio. You can listen to Decisions Decisions wherever you listen to your favorite podcast. Um, really excited, though. We got some guests today.

[Weezy]

We do. I'm Weezy. Welcome to Decisions Decisions. Our guests came on horrible Decisions, like, more than five years ago.

[Mandy]

Did y'all. Y'all. And y'all were. Did y'all both. Come on. No, no, we. No, they did. They never been on here. That's why we did.

[Weezy]

No, they did.

[Reezy]

We were together and then we did separately or Marie went on.

[Weezy]

We did together.

[Mandy]

No, I think Marie only came on.

[Reezy]

No, I came on there, too, in the other. It was like a small studio. It was not like this.

[Sydney]

Ooh. She said y'all done grow.

[Weezy]

That we know what it's a growth. But she said it was that little.

[Mandy]

Box y'all may have known or I know. We both individually went on to your previous podcast, Unofficial Experts, and now y'all are just mess.

[Weezy]

Now that's a rebrand. How y'all go from unofficial experts to mess to mess?

[Sydney]

Well, the unofficial expert was mess, but.

[Reezy]

It was very like. The sound is corporate, but it's down to earth mess for sure.

[Mandy]

Oh, no, I listen and I'm excited.

[Weezy]

Because the sound is corporate for unofficial accent.

[Reezy]

It was very much so mess.

[Mandy]

But mess is definitely you guys. I would say. Okay, okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Okay. So you know what's crazy mess to me like when I describe y'all is like, you know how when you say bitch, but it's endearing. I love the mess of Yalls lives that I get to hear every week.

[Weezy]

Andy, you're not cleaning it up.

[Mandy]

Okay? No, no, no.

[Weezy]

I'm sorry.

[Sydney]

Let me fix it for you.

[Reezy]

Let me fix it for you. Okay. I think everybody misuses the word message.

[Mandy]

There we go.

[Reezy]

I think that things can be messy, but a lot of times you're just living. You're just being yourself. You're just growing up, not a horrible person.

[Mandy]

No, so that's what I meant. So that's what I meant. I like Yalls lives.

[Reezy]

Ok. Ok.

[Mandy]

So we're gonna dig into it today. Cause we're gonna talk about dating being a mess. And I've listened to Reezy. I can't wait to get into her. Her dating woes. Can I say woes?

[Sydney]

You could say woes, girl.

[Weezy]

Cause you give us a great little recap on that Instagram.

[Reezy]

A recap.

[Weezy]

I run into Reezy maybe once a year, but I feel like I'm connected to you from what's going on on the Internet.

[Mandy]

Okay.

[Weezy]

You look right in the camera and I'd be like, she must have seen that nigga last night. I feel like he was still there.

[Mandy]

He's in the bathroom.

[Sydney]

He's doing the lights.

[Mandy]

Okay, so I guess before we start, just because we're going to be talking about dating, let's start with you two and talk about where you're at currently in your dating world. Just so that the audience also knows what lens we're taking it from.

[Sydney]

Okay?

[Mandy]

Okay. So are you currently dating with intention? Do you want to be married? Are you single? Are you in a situationship? Reezy, what is your current.

[Sydney]

Girl, you sound like my mom. Are you dating with intention?

[Weezy]

Mommy. Mummy.

[Reezy]

What's up?

[Sydney]

Where my grandbaby?

[Weezy]

Are you on birth control?

[Sydney]

Realistically, my mom has never asked me about dating at all. I think my mom didn't want to ever have kids. So she's like, you shouldn't have them either.

[Reezy]

That's a good mother.

[Weezy]

That's a good one.

[Reezy]

Can I borrow her? I would like her.

[Weezy]

We need to hear more moms talking about how being child free is a choice. That's okay.

[Reezy]

Cause they're doing it on TikTok. They're saying it on TikTok all the time. They're showing you, like, what their days are and how they're, like, not worried and they could just get on a flight.

[Weezy]

Girl, by the time y'all leave here, will we have TikTok?

[Mandy]

I'm not gonna lie. I'm surprised. My mom luckily has a grandbaby, and it's by my lesbian sister, so. Oh, like, she already knew she wasn't gonna get a baby out of me. But, like, for my sister to be.

[Reezy]

Look at the gays picking y'all up. Once again, the good work that we do.

[Mandy]

That is crazy. So breezy. What's your relationship status?

[Sydney]

I'm dating to have a good time. If I meet somebody that I feel like I'm not even gonna say checks the boxes. Cause what is a box? You know, they can check the box.

[Weezy]

Well, if. Ask Sid, she'll know they can check.

[Sydney]

Oh, wait a minute. Y'all know about boxes, too. Don't do that. Y'all the queen of boxes. Y'all Polly pocket of boxes.

[Reezy]

Y'all have multiple boxes in the room.

[Weezy]

Oh, let me tell you how. I don't know, like, if just being a little gay is something you could see. I saw her abundance. I'm talking about Sid. If you're not watching. And my boyfriend watched me and goes, do you like her?

[Reezy]

What was that?

[Weezy]

I was like, what? He was like, you said five times, you act so good.

[Sydney]

You act so good.

[Weezy]

I was like, well, she did the girl.

[Reezy]

I was like, is she on Molly? She's really like, big compliment.

[Sydney]

Were you on Molly?

[Weezy]

I don't know.

[Reezy]

You looked good. You looked fun and free and having a good time.

[Weezy]

I think it's. Cause, like, when I see someone that I haven't seen in a while and this is fucked up.

[Sydney]

You better say it, though.

[Mandy]

Go ahead and say.

[Reezy]

Take your time.

[Weezy]

Okay. This is mess.

[Reezy]

Yeah.

[Weezy]

There's not many people I see that I haven't seen in a while that look better or great. And they don't necessarily have something great to say. They're kind of like, oh, you know, life is like. But Sid didn't have that. She was just great energy. Her friends were around. They just had a vibe. Not everybody always feels like that when you run into them.

[Reezy]

Well, we just came from Marie's show. We had a good time. We were like, I had my pants on. My butt looked big. Like, yeah, I was feeling. Feeling great.

[Weezy]

That was why I couldn't stop saying it, because I feel like when I run into people lately, it's just like, eh.

[Reezy]

The last time I saw you was.

[Weezy]

Doing A little better.

[Sydney]

What is also when you see somebody and you're like, how you doing? You know how there's always that one random person that will tell you that they're not doing good?

[Mandy]

And it's like, you could have kept.

[Weezy]

That I love you on the way to the bathroom with a drink in my hand. Molly's still gone.

[Mandy]

What is your relationship status?

[Reezy]

You know, during the pandemic and before that, I was very. I'm a monogamous, like, serial dater. And I'm always, you know, with somebody. So I went to la, I came back, I had some fun, and I am dating someone.

[Mandy]

Okay.

[Reezy]

But the thing is, is that I'm trying not to. I used to talk about my girlfriends all the time and on podcasts or whatever. And then somebody would message them and be like, hey, did you hear Sydney?

[Weezy]

Da, da, da.

[Reezy]

And it's like, I'm like, yo, miss, I'm here to entertain. Why are you even, like, listening to this?

[Mandy]

Not why are you listening to this. You want people to listen to it.

[Weezy]

Yeah.

[Reezy]

No.

[Weezy]

Yeah.

[Sydney]

But don't be reporting back.

[Mandy]

Don't report back with us.

[Weezy]

Oh, I hate to report cards.

[Sydney]

Apparently, one of the dud that I'm dating posted me and his close friends without my permission.

[Reezy]

That's not your fault. Without my permission.

[Sydney]

I didn't know.

[Reezy]

He didn't even ask.

[Weezy]

Wait, what were you doing here in the photo? What was happening?

[Sydney]

It was like a selfie that I had sent him that he was like, ooh, posted it in the close friends.

[Mandy]

Oh, no.

[Sydney]

Someone saw it and commented and said.

[Reezy]

I don't like it.

[Sydney]

Hey, do you listen to her podcast? Cause she talking to other people. And he was like. And then he sent him the link to the bottle.

[Mandy]

Both things.

[Weezy]

I don't know what was worse. Someone violating you like that or you.

[Mandy]

Come back telling your business. I don't know.

[Sydney]

I said, that don't sound like a close friend.

[Weezy]

Okay, so I'll tell you this. That's funny. The close friends, if you're in the photo and y'all are doing something, it's like, okay, he could have the excuse. So my bad. I was just posting via out whatever a selfie you sent is wrong.

[Mandy]

Selfie is wrong.

[Reezy]

No, that's wrong.

[Mandy]

It's violation if you send a guy that you're talking to a photo of yourself. Cause that's technically private and technically intimate. You shouldn't be posting that to a social media page. And it's so crazy because also hearing four women agree on that. I know. Men Be like. But women want to be posted. No, no, no, no, no.

[Reezy]

Not like that.

[Weezy]

No, no, not like that.

[Mandy]

Nope, nope.

[Reezy]

And I had no idea that you were doing that, babe.

[Weezy]

Also, what I send to you ain't what I was saying to the.

[Mandy]

But also, wait, are you not.

[Weezy]

Not because I look, you know, I'm just sending you something super sexy. I may not give that much of a fuck.

[Mandy]

But wait, reezy. Are you and his close friends. Did you see him posting?

[Sydney]

We don't follow each other.

[Mandy]

That's the. And that's the.

[Reezy]

And that's beautiful. I love that.

[Mandy]

When I tell you that's the.

[Weezy]

If.

[Reezy]

If you're dating, you guys should not be following each other. And even sometimes I feel like you shouldn't follow your friends because what people.

[Mandy]

Are posting now you're doing too much.

[Reezy]

No, I'm not. Because sometimes, especially if you're a public figure, what you're posting outwardly for the masses is it might not hit for your friends. It's not for them. And so sometimes when friends be watching other people do their thing, it's their little judgmental. They're like, oh, that's cringe or whatever. But like, this is my business. This ain't. You're not buying my tickets. This is for the people.

[Mandy]

So that's so crazy. Cause my homegirl, we was on the phone and she was like, But I know you see my stories. And I say, girl, you post your kids too much. I go right through that.

[Weezy]

I go right through that.

[Mandy]

I don't wanna see a whole bunch of posts about children. I can't relate. I don't wanna watch it.

[Weezy]

Have you ever seen a friend get in the car? This the type of. You already know what I'm talking about. Yeah, y'all know too. It'd be a long ass fucking story or a bunch of documenting. And then it starts like. So I was at work and I be like, bitch, click, click, click, click, click. And then you call me thinking, I know, bitch, I ain't going to sit there for seven minutes.

[Mandy]

I did not sit there.

[Reezy]

Wait, you don't just ex I X out of me.

[Mandy]

I don't want to walk you speed through.

[Reezy]

No, no, no, no. I X out of me maybe. You guys, I don't want to see the whole. I don't want to look like I was.

[Mandy]

I'll wait till the next day till.

[Reezy]

Those dots are gone.

[Weezy]

Well, you know what I can't stand when I click on a bitch story and it's their birthday.

[Mandy]

No, I like it. That's the only way I know it's your birthday.

[Reezy]

Wait, hold on. Wait, wait. No, finish this.

[Weezy]

Okay.

[Reezy]

Finish this. First of all, is it the repost? Are you mad at the repost?

[Weezy]

It's the whole thing, Bab.

[Reezy]

Oh, no.

[Weezy]

First of all, it's your birthday.

[Reezy]

Okay?

[Weezy]

Now I done click. Now you know I done click, so I'm gonna click out. So now you know I ain't shit. Cause I ain't clicked the rest of them. On top of the fact that I'm probably not gonna text you or repost pictures of us, I just feel like now I have to be accountable because why you didn't write Happy Birthday?

[Reezy]

Why you can't just write Happy Birthday, friend?

[Weezy]

Sure, I don't even clip the story. But I'm just talking about some random people. You just. Cool.

[Reezy]

Oh, oh.

[Sydney]

Just tap the heart.

[Weezy]

Yeah, tap the heart. Tap the heart.

[Reezy]

Yeah. Or thumbs up. Thumbs up.

[Sydney]

Girl, I don't know about the thumbs up.

[Weezy]

Tap the heart. I like low effort. I might give you a little.

[Reezy]

What's the type of. What's wrong with the Happy birthday?

[Mandy]

Oh, I'm not gonna lie. In 2025, none of my friends are getting a repost. And it's because three of them last year. And you know who you are. I'm not going to call you out because you listened to the podcast.

[Weezy]

Oh, you did, Babe.

[Mandy]

Three of them.

[Reezy]

You doing that on our episode.

[Mandy]

No, listen. Three of them. Three of them. Three of them hit me.

[Reezy]

Okay.

[Mandy]

And we're like, now why would you choose that picture? I don't like that picture. Here, post this picture. Oh, bitch. Now I'm not getting three friends. Three friends. Because I've been friends with all of my friends for over 10 years. I know y'all think I fall out with people. I'm friends with people for decades.

[Reezy]

Showing up.

[Sydney]

Two other things can be true. Shut up.

[Mandy]

But I like to post.

[Weezy]

Okay, can I pose?

[Reezy]

Hold on. And I want to stop you right there.

[Mandy]

If y'all.

[Reezy]

Why are you doing that? Mandy, if you have glowing up so much, why are we going back 10 years ago?

[Weezy]

I was going to say I've been friends. Kind of might agree with this a little.

[Sydney]

No.

[Weezy]

So there's two things, you shallow ass bitches. Yeah, No, I am trying to complain.

[Sydney]

You're posting a picture that you look hot in.

[Mandy]

I know.

[Sydney]

I like regular degly.

[Mandy]

10 years ago I was 80.

[Weezy]

But maybe you're comfortable with your mess.

[Mandy]

So. Okay.

[Weezy]

They should be grateful for the post. But at the same time, like, bruh, if you Know, like, I looked like shit back then or, you know, I hate these.

[Reezy]

I don't want it.

[Mandy]

I don't think they look like shit.

[Reezy]

I'm up for the baby up to here.

[Sydney]

I need to see the pictures. Why are you.

[Reezy]

Why did I get the Beyonce crazy, crazy bangs.

[Sydney]

China doll bangs. Yeah.

[Mandy]

Why are.

[Weezy]

You know what mine is? The sewing I had when we interviewed y'all probably. I was. I don't know how that. Flat iron state.

[Reezy]

My friend got a calendar, put a calendar together and hit up my friends and asked them to send pictures.

[Mandy]

So cute.

[Reezy]

I want to text people and be like, so that's the photo you chose. I would hate to die. And there'll be an obituary. And people are doing the PowerPoint. I can't trust nobody except Marie.

[Mandy]

The funeral PowerPoint.

[Weezy]

Yes.

[Sydney]

Saying it's going to be on the casket.

[Reezy]

You know what? I was thinking about getting a white casket and doing a projector.

[Weezy]

You know what?

[Reezy]

The photo's on it.

[Weezy]

I'm not playing.

[Mandy]

I'm not lying. I don't know if I.

[Weezy]

If someone's going to die soon, but it's freaking me out. Literally three days ago, talking to my best friend, he was like, you look so pretty in green. I'll make sure you're buried in it.

[Reezy]

No, I don't want anyone saying that. That's weird to say.

[Mandy]

That's weird to me.

[Reezy]

And put that out.

[Mandy]

That's weird to say.

[Sydney]

But do you look pretty in green?

[Mandy]

I do.

[Weezy]

But you know what, though? When you're in. And y'all are comedians, so you already know. I kind of love talking about death.

[Reezy]

Really? Well, when I was really depressed, I did, but now I'm feeling good. I'm like, oh, I can see myself living more.

[Mandy]

Oh, I'll be honest with you. I'm in Atlanta now, and I went to a comedy show. Boy, is the comedy different. When I'm up here, everyone's talking about suicide and jumping in front of trains down there. They're talking about fried chicken and how they talk with each other.

[Weezy]

Not calling them a Hardy yard.

[Mandy]

I'm just saying it's completely.

[Reezy]

But Atlanta is lit. People are doing hookah. There's strippers. There's garlic parmesan wings. Yeah, they're not talking about suicide.

[Mandy]

They're getting pedicures with Hennessy on their toes. It's completely different out there. And so I was like, did I go to Atlanta? So that's another thing I realized. Hold on, hold on.

[Reezy]

Mess.

[Mandy]

No.

[Weezy]

Sounds like a nerd.

[Mandy]

No. You know what's crazy how they speak. I didn't realize.

[Weezy]

You ain't realized?

[Mandy]

I've been in New York a long time, so the way they drag everything, I'm like, what does they say? Girl, I'm trying to have to. They speak a different language.

[Weezy]

That's hot.

[Reezy]

I like that.

[Mandy]

It's very country. Very country.

[Reezy]

I think that's sexy.

[Mandy]

Very good.

[Weezy]

I like country shit, too, but I have a limit to country, right? So, like, being from Florida, you're immersed in country shit. Once you realize there's a place out of hell, then you go to the country for three days and you're like.

[Reezy]

I've got a. I've got over it.

[Mandy]

No. Then it's like, I have my boobie.

[Weezy]

Goddamn.

[Mandy]

You know what I mean? Like, it's like, what?

[Reezy]

But is the person wearing grills when they say that? Because I think that's even sexier.

[Mandy]

I'm not playing with you.

[Reezy]

They have a lisp. They got a twang.

[Sydney]

You got a lisp. You can't wear grills.

[Mandy]

Why not?

[Sydney]

Cause you're gonna be spitting gold teeth at me.

[Mandy]

Girl.

[Weezy]

I'm spitting braces right now. Okay?

[Mandy]

They're spitting jewelry cleaner at.

[Weezy]

You should hear me when I read a listener letter. I be like, trying to lubricate.

[Mandy]

I be like, you know, thank you so much. The audio, you know, Honey, I couldn't say.

[Weezy]

Decision. Decision.

[Sydney]

Oh, my. You still can.

[Weezy]

You still.

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[Mandy]

Well, y'all, I want to break this up a little bit with our hypothetical. Okay, get us out of dating before we jump back into dating. And this one, I thought that we could all come up with some pretty good answers. So, you know, we're gonna start with Sid on this one, and then we'll go around. I do wanna answer from all of us. So if you could add one history fact into the books that would be taught in schools and perceived to be true, what would it be?

[Reezy]

Can it be messy or.

[Mandy]

Of course it could be messy.

[Weezy]

This is the theme.

[Sydney]

It has to be.

[Reezy]

Okay, no, no, it's true.

[Mandy]

No, it can also not be true.

[Reezy]

Okay, but this is true, because I saw a recent photo. Okay, Rosa Parks had yams. Yo, we not gonna do that.

[Mandy]

Why not?

[Reezy]

Why we not gonna.

[Sydney]

She did.

[Reezy]

I just saw a.

[Mandy]

But why would we teach our kids that? Rosa Parks had a. Don't.

[Weezy]

Wait, let me look.

[Sydney]

Yeah, Rosa Parks had a d. Where did you see her butt? When she was getting off the bus.

[Reezy]

There was a picture of her doing yoga.

[Mandy]

Wait, wait, they did yoga in the May.

[Reezy]

That was AI.

[Mandy]

What?

[Reezy]

It might be AI.

[Sydney]

There's a picture of Rosa Parks doing yoga. Somebody look it up.

[Reezy]

Where are the producers? Somebody get it together.

[Sydney]

Jump your fingers.

[Mandy]

You're being real Gen Z right now.

[Reezy]

I am.

[Mandy]

Twitter is your resource.

[Reezy]

Okay, Sorry.

[Sydney]

No, it's TikTok.

[Reezy]

You know what?

[Weezy]

It's too blurry.

[Reezy]

Are you crying? But when I saw the photo, I was like, oh, she's sitting down. She should stand up.

[Weezy]

Wait, this one where her flip flops out like this?

[Reezy]

That AI.

[Sydney]

Is that Rosa Park?

[Reezy]

She's a person that looks like Rosa Parks.

[Mandy]

That is.

[Reezy]

Am I wrong?

[Weezy]

I don't know. It's an old black lady.

[Reezy]

I have to stay off of the Internet.

[Weezy]

Rosa, that light.

[Reezy]

Rudy, why would you say that Rosa.

[Sydney]

Was a little bit light?

[Weezy]

Why is it always light skinned? She was a freedom fighter, bro.

[Mandy]

I know. Well, because the darkman too, the dark.

[Sydney]

Skinned girl, they didn't care about.

[Weezy]

But it's like kind of embarrassing because literally every time somebody checks me, like, it's always mixed bitches acting like this.

[Reezy]

You want to drag? They're going to drag me for this. Somebody say something positive. Somebody move it on.

[Weezy]

No, no, no, Keep going.

[Mandy]

Hold on, hold on. I'm going to add to it. So what I would teach, well, what I would put in the books is that actually black people were the kings and queens and we ruled the world. White supremacy is actually rooted in hate. Literal. They were haters. And so that's why white people was like, oh, now we gotta get them out.

[Weezy]

And the Asians gonna be like, it was us.

[Mandy]

Ma'am, I would want to teach. I would want to teach that white people were so insecure that they just hated that they didn't rule shit. So they took everything from us. Which technically, I think is the truth.

[Reezy]

Isn't that taught in the school of Hotep? Oops.

[Mandy]

Oh, is that.

[Reezy]

I think that's already being taught.

[Mandy]

Oh, is that. Is that at the school?

[Weezy]

There's the course of mindfulness, I think is the thing Taomi told us about. Have y'all heard about this? It's a book.

[Mandy]

No, it's the course of miracles.

[Weezy]

Miracles, okay. And she was talking about how her and her ex husband, literally, she was like, girl, he was trying to spiritually gaslight me from this fucking HOTEP book. And a lot of the Hotep teachings not going front. I love Dr. Umar, but I also love the gays. And it's like they conflict each other consistently back and forth and back and forth. And I think the biggest issue with HOTEP shit that African Americans that don't fuck with it is, is they hate white people a little too much. I have the mindset of like, I don't care about making white people feel seen. Like it's just not a priority for me. I may see a homeless person that is white and I literally won't cross the street. Cause I'd be like, oh, someone's gonna help you a hundred times today. You know what I'm saying? So it's like I think where black people living in America that are just kind of like, no, HOTEPS just wants you to hate white people. No, it's just more radical.

[Mandy]

But like, I don't think it's. But I still think that white supremacy is rooted in a lot of hate. But I want to teach that they were haters.

[Sydney]

I also want to say they be ignoring the white homeless people too.

[Mandy]

They do.

[Sydney]

Unless they have a little dirty dog with them. Then they might give them a little. Right? They'll be like, that's why they be having the dog.

[Reezy]

Because they're like, I'm definitely going to cash out.

[Mandy]

No, the fact that as human beings, we do care more about animals than human lives.

[Weezy]

You know why though? Because people look at homeless like they just can't stop doing drugs. We only associate homelessness with drug addiction now, right? Because people just, just go get a job. Like that's the first thing they want to say. I'm. I'm living half in la. I'm telling you, the way people treat homeless in Los Angeles is fucking crazy.

[Mandy]

Also the way homeless people treat. We gotta call them unhoused.

[Weezy]

I don't. I'm sorry, there's no home. Living on the street, you're homeless. I don't do unhoused. That's stupid language.

[Reezy]

Well, when they write into you and.

[Sydney]

Curse you out, girl, who's gonna write to her? The unhoused.

[Reezy]

Yes, they are.

[Mandy]

Don't do that.

[Reezy]

They have WI fi now.

[Sydney]

I don't know street wifi. They do have WI fi to normalize.

[Weezy]

Living outside as a home is fucked up. Cause I'll tell you what, if they ended up having a kid and family oh, is it still unhoused? No, you'd want them to have a fucking home. So let's treat adults the same way. I don't give a fuck about you putting no campsite.

[Mandy]

Wait, what do you mean having kids? They have kids, girl.

[Weezy]

Yeah.

[Sydney]

Homeless people be banging.

[Reezy]

Yes.

[Mandy]

See, no, I just think that's. I think that's irresponsible.

[Reezy]

I. I understand you think that's irresponsible.

[Sydney]

I mean, it is.

[Mandy]

It's very. If you are under because I don't.

[Reezy]

Have a home, I can't have sex.

[Mandy]

Well, you should not. You shouldn't be getting nutted in like you, bruh.

[Sydney]

If you live outside, pull out. If you live out, pull out.

[Mandy]

Yo, like, there has to be like, we gotta. Like, you gotta be responsible in some form of your life.

[Weezy]

You're gonna make another one.

[Mandy]

No, I'm not gonna lie.

[Weezy]

That's what you sound like. Magic.

[Mandy]

It's already magic. I'm gonna shout out to all of.

[Weezy]

The parents, Andy, do you realize that a lot of women that are homeless are sex workers? What do you think is going on?

[Reezy]

Oh, really?

[Mandy]

Whoa.

[Reezy]

Okay. Wow. The more you know, it's happening here in Decision. Decision.

[Sydney]

Seriously though, that sounds like a horrible decision to me.

[Weezy]

No, with a H, not a fun one with a W. Okay.

[Mandy]

Reezy.

[Weezy]

What? What?

[Mandy]

What Mandy said.

[Weezy]

Let me. How do I realize that.

[Mandy]

Yeah, I was just going to also shout out parents because the more that I continue to live and thrive as a single person, I don't know where y'all get the money to raise kids.

[Reezy]

This is true.

[Mandy]

Kids are so expensive. This is true. And the more, like, I just bought furniture where I don't want anyone to sit on it. And so I had to call my mom and I say, mom, I'm so sorry. I now understand why you didn't want us to jump on your couch and do all the things that we did.

[Weezy]

You know, that's crazy that you had a moment with a couch when I was on vacation a few months ago. My D is 120 each for us to do this boat right? And I remember thinking to myself, kids is 89. A kid is 89.

[Reezy]

That's not too far.

[Weezy]

I'm telling me, if we would have had a fucking baby, we would have to bring this fucking kid for $89.

[Mandy]

Eat it. Yeah.

[Weezy]

Don't get me wrong, I want a kid. Just not now.

[Mandy]

Breezy. What would be your fact that you add into the history books to be taught?

[Sydney]

Cheating is not new. Since the beginning of time, they've been ho. All of the stuff that we're complaining about now. People been doing that since the beginning of time. I'm sure there was a cave woman washing her man's favorite rock, and he was at some other woman's cave just throwing Fred Flintstone dick all over the place.

[Reezy]

You think Adam was cheating on Eve?

[Sydney]

That's not a caveman.

[Mandy]

Was there another person?

[Weezy]

All right, I'm just asking.

[Reezy]

I'm just throwing it out here.

[Weezy]

I'm sorry. That's Jesus stuff. But weren't they first?

[Reezy]

I mean, let's just say they were.

[Mandy]

Listen, the way that in history, we just like to turn men into gods. Like, let's be very clear. Martin Luther King was cheating like hell on Coretta.

[Weezy]

Girl, you not about to do this.

[Sydney]

Girl, it's about to be Black History Month. We gonna do this right now. Shut your light skinned mouth up.

[Mandy]

Shut your mouth.

[Sydney]

Let's talk about Martin Luther.

[Reezy]

So Martin. So Martin wasn't cheating? Is that what you're saying?

[Sydney]

No, no, no. I'm saying we not talking about this. This close to February.

[Weezy]

You the one who brought it up.

[Sydney]

No, no, no. I told you about caveman, and you said be cheating. Now, that sounds. Let's unpack that.

[Reezy]

That is.

[Weezy]

You had to bring up.

[Reezy]

That's mess, Mandy.

[Weezy]

No, no, that's white man hating. We're going demonize him.

[Sydney]

CIA. I hate y'all so much.

[Reezy]

Alabaster, mother. That's what it's giving y'all.

[Weezy]

Y alabaster.

[Sydney]

It is giving, Mother. From the cocky smell.

[Weezy]

Can I be fair? Like, yo, that is crazy. I might have an opinion, and I'd be like, I'm too ambiguous for this. Yeah.

[Mandy]

No, I'm not gonna lie.

[Reezy]

Somebody needs to check y'all. Somebody needs to check y'all.

[Mandy]

So you're saying that we can't talk about how our activists and our leaders and all those.

[Weezy]

She say.

[Mandy]

I don't like the way.

[Reezy]

You said it might be the braces, but I don't like the way you said it. It didn't come out right.

[Weezy]

When Kendrick said, we don't want to hear you say no more, I was like, please don't let it be.

[Sydney]

You think it's so when they said.

[Reezy]

They not like us. They talking about y'all.

[Mandy]

They're not talking about me.

[Weezy]

They are talking about.

[Mandy]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Sydney]

That's why we feel about you, cuz. You have bronzer on today.

[Weezy]

This is why we have to worry up.

[Mandy]

Bitch, I was in St. Cory. This is a tan.

[Sydney]

It's a tan.

[Weezy]

The whole thing. This is so unserious.

[Reezy]

I can't. I can't. I be seeing y'all clips and y'all really just be having really great discussions. Adult type stuff.

[Weezy]

They've been waiting for us. Keep going.

[Reezy]

It's very loose.

[Weezy]

This is our dues for Black History Month.

[Sydney]

Absolutely. You know, Martin Luther King was a cheater. Now what was the purpose of that? Yeah, tell us why you bought that. Walk us through the thought process.

[Reezy]

But no, no, no. She brought it up because you were like the range.

[Weezy]

He was an activist.

[Reezy]

He was doing stuff for his people. But he was also cheating. Stepping out and you said wanted everyone.

[Mandy]

To know they cheat and been around.

[Sydney]

He was dropping off dick for the church ladies.

[Reezy]

No, now you brought it to the.

[Mandy]

Church while he was on the roof. Okay, Right now you turning this into Pastor Jamal Bryant and talking about what he do to the church.

[Sydney]

I don't know when he's.

[Reezy]

What's next on the document?

[Mandy]

Okay, take off the jacket. Okay. Actually, now this is gonna be great because we could talk about dating in the realm of how to be a perfect side chick. Now, this is a video that came out and I do want us to respond. But also for any of our listeners who have chosen the lane that I used to the hill I used to die on. I want us to talk about if you agree with this being the perfect way to be a side chick. Okay, so here we go. But he's married. There's a line, an invisible line. We don't now cross the line and expect a relations you can never outshine.

[Sydney]

The main be the fantasy, yes.

[Mandy]

Not the reality. On the Monday you don't go past 8pm don't do that. That's for the wife. Think of it like this. You know, like a genie. You rub the lamp and then the genie appears.

[Sydney]

You don't come out until you're summoned.

[Mandy]

If it's not by you, Chanel, you can go to hell.

[Reezy]

Amen.

[Mandy]

Yes, as women, we're gonna feel a type of way. You're with him, it feels good. He turns around, he's with his wife. If you feel sad, go and read a book. Valentine's Day.

[Sydney]

You think that he's supposed to do something. Your day is the 15th. Wake up. If you don't like the way it.

[Mandy]

Makes you feel, leave the situation. Leave the situation. Don't get a man. Then why do you want someone else's man? God forgive us.

[Sydney]

Why do you want somebody else's man?

[Mandy]

Why do you want someone else's man?

[Reezy]

That's a good question.

[Mandy]

Now, so I'm not going to lie. In my 20s, it was less responsibility for me and how I showed up in the relationship, and it was just easier to be number two because, I don't know, I felt like there wasn't the pressure for me to show up and be perfect. I think that when you date or you strive to be the wife or something, sometimes you change who you are. And the reality of it is I just think you're insecure and don't believe you deserve a man to yourself.

[Sydney]

Yeah, but I feel like you could say the same for a side chick. Wait, are you saying that's a side chick?

[Mandy]

Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

[Sydney]

That's a side chicken. You don't think that you deserve any side chick?

[Mandy]

I think someone who. And myself included, when I was in my 20s, I did feel like I wasn't girlfriend or wifey material. I felt like my money wasn't where I needed to be, and I needed to fuck niggas who had money. And if my man or someone that I liked at the time, I didn't think could provide for my life, I'm gonna sit here and keep dealing with the guys with money. And then I also felt in your.

[Weezy]

Twenties that you needed to have money or a certain, like, standing for relationship.

[Mandy]

You felt that? I felt like I. I mean, and I think that comes from, again, therapy, childhood upbringing, like my grandmother. And what happened? Like, there were women in my family who couldn't leave really bad and abusive relationships because the man provided for everything. So for me, I always felt like I wanted to come in and give something, which is why I went back to college. I was like, no man's gonna take me serious as a bartender or working in the clubs. And you worked in the clubs for a long time, too. And I was just like, let me go back to school. Let me be what a wife should be. And then.

[Reezy]

Is that what you're telling me? I should have did I should have went back to the gay.

[Mandy]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Reezy]

And then maybe I wouldn't be gay right now.

[Sydney]

She said, can you read?

[Weezy]

You're lesbian?

[Mandy]

Can you read?

[Reezy]

You over here. Rosa Parks got yams.

[Mandy]

Yeah.

[Reezy]

You ignorant asshole. Okay, got it, got it. Drag me.

[Mandy]

No, like, so, I mean, everything that she said, though, I do believe, like, there's. If you sign up to be a side chick, you can't sit here and believe you're in competition. Are gonna steal the main chick from this guy.

[Sydney]

But I think some side chicks do think that?

[Mandy]

No, I think no because they're delusional. I think actually even if they don't.

[Weezy]

Think they could steal them. I think side chicks think, oh, he likes me more or I'm preferred or whatever or he's stuck with her.

[Reezy]

Well, he be saying that too.

[Sydney]

He bout to leave her any day.

[Reezy]

Yeah, he's pillow talking, complaining about the person, the main chick to the side chick. And then the side chick's like, well, I'm about to move in there and I'm about to slide in. And so I think all of it is just like delusional and toxic very much. You could get wrapped up. And it's a push and pull of thinking that you're gonna get something that somebody else has. Cause there's some people who just want what other people have. Not just men, but just things, somebody else's life. Grass is always greener.

[Sydney]

Certain things don't look appealing or attractive to you until you see somebody else with it. And then you be like, oh, but.

[Mandy]

Also when you're the side chick, right, you're not dealing with the messiness of who this guy is on a daily because you don't live with him.

[Reezy]

No, you're not dealing with him.

[Sydney]

You literally are part of the mess. Part time mess.

[Mandy]

No, when I say mess, I'm talking about like all the things that kind of might make you start disliking your partner in a relationship. Right. And not even disliking, but you're not dealing with the reality of what bills are being paid and how you're paying them. You're not dealing with this person's family. You're not dealing with this person on a day to day because as a side chick, you're part time and you're normally getting the best version of this guy. I know the delusion that I used to have is, oh, well, he's honest with me. I know everything that's going on. So he has to like me more. No, I think there is a blurred line to the fact that people lie to the ones they actually love.

[Sydney]

He was lying to both of y'all.

[Reezy]

Absolutely.

[Weezy]

No, he was not honest. Being told he's still a liar to somebody.

[Mandy]

No, he's a liar to somebody. Absolutely.

[Weezy]

But I think the thing that was tough for me with like someone wanting me to be a side chick because it normally came from like men I used to date and they would come back around. Yeah, I'm really emotional, but I felt a lot of emptiness. Like if I know that you have to walk outside or do something like that. Like, I hate it. But the only time the side chick was like, oh, I. Like, this was when they were giving me money.

[Mandy]

Oh, yeah.

[Weezy]

That feels like an exchange of my time.

[Mandy]

I'm not gonna lie for us.

[Weezy]

I don't know about that.

[Mandy]

Like, eight years later. I do think that if you are going to be a side chick, you should be getting compensated financially. I don't think there's any other reason to be a side chick, because as a woman, you will start becoming emotionally involved with that.

[Weezy]

But also, let's talk here. Like, what is side chick? Right. Cause you can get some dick dropped off and then be on your way. I think a side chick is, like, you actually are in a relationship.

[Mandy]

You're saying you're in a relationship with this man?

[Weezy]

No, I've never heard a side.

[Reezy]

So, yeah, no, I would. I need to keep in the situation.

[Sydney]

More than any situation.

[Reezy]

I need the definition.

[Sydney]

But there's time in. Yes, Alexa, what's the side chick?

[Reezy]

Yeah, unfortunately, you know, I've dibble. Dabbled in the schmedium of sideness. Oh, that's Alexa. That's Marie, also.

[Mandy]

She just talked about delivering ingredients to a bowl. She thought.

[Weezy]

She said, what's a chip?

[Mandy]

What's a side chip?

[Weezy]

A side chip is a small.

[Reezy]

But that's what you should call them now. Side chip.

[Mandy]

A side chip. Side chip. Side chips.

[Reezy]

Side of fries.

[Weezy]

You said that. I was like, is he.

[Mandy]

Alexa, a little. A little appetite.

[Sydney]

I hope everybody's Alexa activated when I scream that.

[Mandy]

A little side order.

[Reezy]

Yeah, I. I didn't. I don't think I was actually thinking that I was going to be with these people ever, because I did it more than once. Because you got to do it three times to figure out if you really want to do it or not.

[Mandy]

You got to be a side chick three times.

[Reezy]

Three times to figure out if you're really about this life.

[Weezy]

Eating. I remember meeting a girl, she was like, oh, I like being with women, but I don't like eating pussy. I was like, have you tried it? Just once. I was like, it was hers.

[Mandy]

You gotta do it two more times.

[Weezy]

You gotta do it two more times.

[Reezy]

Yeah.

[Mandy]

So you gotta do everything three times. So anal. You're almost there. You've done it, like, twice.

[Weezy]

Oh, yeah. My nigga literally said to me, we've been together almost two years now. It's been a year and a half.

[Mandy]

You and this weezy.

[Reezy]

You two grown. Like, you haven't. You have not gotten.

[Mandy]

She put the head in it. She Be trying to say she hurt.

[Reezy]

Listen, it hurts. You have to get it in in your 20s. Listen, you have to do anal in your 20s. You cannot do it in your 30s.

[Weezy]

What am I gonna do?

[Reezy]

I don't know.

[Mandy]

Whatever you want.

[Sydney]

No, they do an anal in nursing home.

[Weezy]

No, I feel like I jumped to skip, like A level because I disagree. P Play. So I'm like, how do I get here when I ain't.

[Reezy]

What's P Play?

[Mandy]

What? It sounds like she'd be asking a man to piss all over.

[Weezy]

Not all over. Neck down, bitch.

[Mandy]

What podcast am I on?

[Reezy]

I am a good Christian gay. What's going on here, Marie?

[Mandy]

A good Christian gay is crazy.

[Weezy]

Back to Rosa.

[Mandy]

Wait a second. So as a lesbian, how do you have anal sex, girl?

[Weezy]

What?

[Mandy]

I just want to know what is going in there.

[Sydney]

What you mean, what's going in there?

[Reezy]

Fingers, toys, things of that sort.

[Weezy]

Okay, but can you get, like, the penetration? You can handle, like, you can get.

[Reezy]

Oh, I haven't. Like I said, you see, I got my good, you know, church dress on stockings. I don't get down like that no more, but I. But I used to. If we could put more than knee high there.

[Weezy]

Stockings tell you otherwise. And that little fur.

[Reezy]

Oh, my God.

[Weezy]

You unzip. You didn't have to unzip that low.

[Sydney]

Yeah, it's all I could see. A fallopian tube.

[Reezy]

It was hot in here. That's. That's what it is. It's not very circulated in. I thought y'all was elevated. Where's the ac? It's nothing but heat coming on.

[Mandy]

That's really too hot coming out them tights, girl.

[Weezy]

Yeah, I can't.

[Sydney]

That cuda.

[Mandy]

Can't. Hot, girl.

[Weezy]

It can't go like a full in and out. But no, he was basically trying to tell me because of the time we've been together, it's time I'm like, didn't we try it? He was like, yeah, N. Last December. I'm like, so now I'm on. My year is up. We gotta go back into the girl, though.

[Sydney]

You gotta re up on the warranty, you know, so we got poppers.

[Weezy]

Mm. Oh, doesn't help for me.

[Reezy]

It doesn't help for you.

[Weezy]

I have a very tight. And this is not me trying to flex. I wish I could flex a lot.

[Reezy]

It's not a flex.

[Weezy]

No. I think the sphincter muscle's too tight because when I'm watching butt plugging, it.

[Mandy]

First sounds like you gotta stretch it open.

[Reezy]

Are you okay?

[Sydney]

I got a little butt Too.

[Weezy]

Tthe.

[Mandy]

Oh, you're not here for it either.

[Sydney]

Listen, I got a tiny butt. I've tried twice, so I guess. So you have one more time to try.

[Weezy]

Yeah, I do it on the same.

[Reezy]

Day, but I really do.

[Sydney]

Let's start a group chat.

[Reezy]

I really do think if you do it in your 20s, it's easier in your 30s, but once you get, like, over 30, it's something about the body. It's like, it's not giving the way it used to.

[Weezy]

The unofficial anal expert.

[Mandy]

I am. Yeah. I tried anal at 19, so.

[Sydney]

I was at 19.

[Reezy]

Mandy, they definitely don't blame it on the Henny Whale.

[Mandy]

I'm blaming Atlanta.

[Sydney]

Is that why you're back in Atlanta?

[Mandy]

No. No, no, no. Well. Well, bro.

[Weezy]

Because the guys that I'm.

[Mandy]

Dating right now are not in Atlanta, and I wish. Well, no, I'm lying. One of them is, but he just moved there, so we'll see.

[Reezy]

How many guys are you dating?

[Mandy]

So three, and I like all three of them.

[Weezy]

She got to try them all three. Three times.

[Mandy]

I'm not going that route.

[Weezy]

But, wait, what does that mean?

[Mandy]

Like, I'm not going to try all three?

[Weezy]

Like, you're not going to fuck all of them?

[Mandy]

Probably not.

[Weezy]

Oh, but you got one out of three.

[Mandy]

Yeah, so I fucked one out of the three, but the one that I really like, I'm supposed to be fucking soon, and if I like them, I might.

[Reezy]

Girl, we on the Google calendar.

[Weezy]

You are in your 30s and young.

[Mandy]

You better fuck them niggas. No, no, no, no. I'm. I'm. I'm trying to talk. I would love to date all three of them. I would love to be with all three.

[Sydney]

But you don't want to bang all three.

[Mandy]

No, if I'm able to be in a relationship with all three.

[Weezy]

Mandy, do you know what you just look like for some reason? Because there's a couch and there's a chair on the side. I feel like she was on a dating show. I would love to date all three of them, but I can only choose.

[Reezy]

Mandy, real question. How do you have the time, friend? You're very busy.

[Mandy]

Two of them don't live in my city.

[Reezy]

Okay, so when do you see them?

[Sydney]

So you have 10 minutes.

[Mandy]

But that's the thing. We have to plan.

[Reezy]

Okay?

[Mandy]

We have to plan. You're so busy.

[Reezy]

You're busy. I know I'm not as busy as you all, and I still feel like I couldn't imagine doing three, so I'm.

[Mandy]

Not going to lie. I don't. I Don't want someone always with me. So I like to give people some space, their time.

[Reezy]

That sounds great.

[Mandy]

I have. They're. They're all three busy.

[Weezy]

That ain't a woman that don't want kids. I don't like someone always with me.

[Sydney]

I don't, but I. I get that.

[Reezy]

Yeah.

[Sydney]

I don't want to see you every day. I don't need to speak to you.

[Mandy]

I don't need to speak to you every day. Well, one is a scientist, one is a doctor, and one is an actor.

[Sydney]

One is a scientist.

[Reezy]

Scientist.

[Sydney]

Shut up, Bill Nathan.

[Mandy]

I was about to. I was like, bill Nye that he's white. I don't really think he's rich. No, Bill Nye is white.

[Weezy]

Oh.

[Sydney]

I'm like, he's Bill Nye rich.

[Mandy]

No, Bill Nye got millions. That Nigga was on TV when I was 2.

[Sydney]

Bill Nye probably bought Microsoft stock at his. You know, when his.

[Weezy]

How much is Bill Nye worth?

[Sydney]

It's gonna say $200,000, $8 million.

[Mandy]

We got Paul plays B. Yeah, get.

[Reezy]

Him on decisions, decisions.

[Mandy]

I don't.

[Weezy]

You know, I would say Bill Nye for the plot.

[Sydney]

You would fuck Bill Nye just for the plot?

[Mandy]

Just to.

[Reezy]

Are y'all in therapy for real? Cause it's not sounding like.

[Weezy]

Well, hold on.

[Sydney]

Walk me through this. Is it because he's a scientist, you think he knows how to scientifically put it in your butt?

[Weezy]

I think, like, for one fucking someone you've known for your whole life, right? Someone you have an affinity to.

[Mandy]

He hasn't known you, though.

[Weezy]

Yeah, no, but me, like, I know about this person.

[Sydney]

Yeah.

[Weezy]

Like, I was a fan.

[Reezy]

Like a fan. I was like, it sounds like fan.

[Weezy]

I feel like just for the story of it, like, when we said, I'll.

[Mandy]

Call him some groupy pussy.

[Sydney]

There's no way the sex with Bill Nye would be good.

[Reezy]

Bill Nye is not having sex. He's reading his Kindle out loud to you.

[Weezy]

He. I don't know why this turned into a kink shape if I want to. This old ass nigga, he's wearing his.

[Sydney]

Glasses at the tip of his nose.

[Weezy]

Medal of honor. Old.

[Sydney]

Putting a beaker in your poussoir?

[Mandy]

Not a beaker, B.

[Sydney]

A beaker.

[Weezy]

Will you edit this out of the podcast?

[Mandy]

No. Why? We're letting Bill know that you want to give Bill Nye some pussy.

[Weezy]

Cuz, you know what sucks? I have to stand on this now for years to come.

[Reezy]

You. Absolutely.

[Weezy]

And then when y'all come back, or we the second we go on mess, y'all gonna be like, remember this bitch wanted to fuck Bill Nye.

[Reezy]

Yeah.

[Mandy]

On Patreon. There's a topic that we're talking about, about how dick gives you clout or something. Cause you know, all the girls like to sit here and post who they. Who was in their DMs and all that shit. I do wanna ask, is there anyone that y'all would fuck just because of who they are? You've known them forever. You might not. They not. They might not even be your type. You're just like. If he wanted, I would consider it. He or she. Based on who they are.

[Weezy]

Kamala.

[Sydney]

Kamala, not you.

[Mandy]

Just.

[Reezy]

Girl, you are unserious. You got this blazer on. I can't with you. Can I switch?

[Sydney]

He said she can switch.

[Reezy]

I need to get on the other side.

[Sydney]

Lizzie said I'm with her.

[Reezy]

Do you not get the concept?

[Mandy]

Wait, is there anyone.

[Sydney]

If we started with Kamala, now I have to rethink everything.

[Reezy]

You know what? Can I be honest?

[Sydney]

Yes.

[Reezy]

Now that not saying that these celebrities or people are more accessible. The more that they talk, the more that they put stuff out there. It makes me be like, I'm not as attracted. Yeah, I like them. I have an affinity for them, but I don't have like a sexual connection for the men.

[Mandy]

When will be the last time you speak for the rest of the episode?

[Weezy]

Adam Sandler.

[Mandy]

Oh, no.

[Sydney]

First of all, you know, it smell like chips and beer when he take his clothes off.

[Weezy]

I love him now he got his little beard and uncut.

[Mandy]

Jim, not now he got uncut. But he.

[Sydney]

Girl, he look like he don't even.

[Reezy]

Wash his feet at all. He smells like 3 day old ax spray.

[Weezy]

So is there anyone that you would. That's not necessarily attractive, but you're like, oh, they're iconic or something. Like, you can't pick someone hot.

[Sydney]

That's why I said, I'm Martin Luther King.

[Mandy]

I have a dream.

[Sydney]

Martin have a dream.

[Weezy]

Martha was a handsome though. Now Malcolm.

[Mandy]

Although Malcolm could get Malcolm.

[Reezy]

Malcolm Plymouth Rock didn't land on us.

[Weezy]

Tupac can find niggas.

[Mandy]

That's not part of the poet.

[Sydney]

No, you can't think Tupac would be. Sex with. Tupac would be hot.

[Reezy]

Yeah.

[Sydney]

You know, he would read poetry.

[Mandy]

His gun would be hard to pull up right now. Yeah, okay.

[Reezy]

I, I, I not sex. But I would like to, you know, hang out, just be in her, have her heir. Queen Latifah.

[Mandy]

Girl, I was a likely.

[Sydney]

Girl, you a bit queen.

[Reezy]

No.

[Weezy]

Okay, wait. She's married icon. That's.

[Reezy]

I don't want to be a side chick girl. I said dead people. Meryl Streep, dead people.

[Mandy]

Okay, okay. Now we're just naming white people. Okay, so, Meryl Streep, let's get into dating. Being a mess. So normally during this segment, we get into the history of sex, but I wanted to get into the history of our messy dating lives. And I did want to start with.

[Sydney]

You, Reezy, because, well, I want to say skepta.

[Mandy]

Oh, you can't pick those types.

[Reezy]

Actually, Marie, I see that for you. The neck tattoo toos, bro.

[Mandy]

That's why I didn't say Method man, because of course Method Man. Of course Skeptic.

[Reezy]

I know he.

[Sydney]

Listen, would have on the leather pants.

[Weezy]

The whole time and them nickel rings.

[Sydney]

And he would have on a big ass scarf that he would lay down and that's what we would bang on.

[Mandy]

I would love to bang on his big scarf. I would love it. It might be a little itchy.

[Weezy]

I wonder if it's like a full size.

[Reezy]

His condoms are leather. It's a duvet cover.

[Weezy]

Wait, what was the question?

[Mandy]

No, we're getting into the mess of our dating histories. And for Reezy, I do want to talk to you because on your pod, you've had quite a few dates recently. But also, this is my favorite part. You said Last year, in 2024, in one year, you ran into every single ex you've ever met.

[Sydney]

Every ex I dated in the last five years, I bumped into them.

[Mandy]

Last year, she bumped into them all in one year.

[Sydney]

Every single one. Well, in the last five years.

[Mandy]

So it was.

[Sydney]

And then the first boyfriend I ever had, I bumped into him at. And when I saw him, I just started laughing because I was like, this is the universe.

[Reezy]

New York is getting too small. That's what that means.

[Weezy]

What is the universe trying to say when they show you everyone you've slept with?

[Sydney]

I think the universe is taking me through a like a ghosts of penis past. Right? Like, everybody that I used to be stressed about or obsessed with or whatever, I saw them and it was like, oh, this issue, this shoe. I did spin a couple of the blocks a couple of the times.

[Weezy]

Out of the ones that you saw five out of 10? I don't know if it was 10. You know what I'm saying? 50% of them. Were they better looking Worse.

[Sydney]

In one week, I bumped into three. So the first one looked good and I looked bad.

[Weezy]

What did you do, go to the layout and Everyday People?

[Sydney]

No, girl, I Was. I was walking.

[Reezy]

Walking by.

[Weezy]

Seriously, how you run into all them.

[Sydney]

N in one week? I bumped into three. So the first one looked good and I looked bad, so I had to hide shit. Cause I was like, oh. And then the second one looked bad and I looked good, so I was like, I thought that was you. Hey, you look big. Oh, my God. Your thyroid, like, and then the thyroid.

[Reezy]

Lord.

[Sydney]

Right? And then the last one looked good. He looked fantastic. Like, I thought it looked like he had found Christ or something.

[Mandy]

I don't know.

[Sydney]

He looked very good. I mean, Sydney saw him. He looked fantastic.

[Reezy]

I did. I was very happy.

[Mandy]

Can I ask you, if someone went through a book and got to see all of your exes, what would it say about you? Like, would they be able to point out one same trend with your exes? Or, like, what do you think it would say about you?

[Sydney]

I mean, I think with the exception of, like, a couple of the N, everybody that I've dated has been very nice. Like, I date nice people. I don't. I don't necessarily date assholes. I dated, like, maybe like, three liars. Just not many.

[Mandy]

Only three. Just three. Your whole life. Three for the last five years.

[Weezy]

Maybe they were great liars.

[Sydney]

Maybe the rest. Yeah, maybe the rest. Okay, maybe I dated five liars. We gonna round up?

[Mandy]

Oh, my. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, God's chosen.

[Sydney]

That's the blessing. I'm one of God's favorites.

[Reezy]

Absolutely.

[Sydney]

I'm like, top. Top 50 in the world.

[Weezy]

What's your sign?

[Sydney]

I'm a Libra.

[Weezy]

Maybe you know how to choose, Em? I don't know.

[Sydney]

I mean, I choose.

[Weezy]

Maybe you have discernment. Like, I don't feel like we all get that lucky bitch.

[Sydney]

I don't know. I feel like the end of last year, I just was like, this is this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, this, you know?

[Mandy]

Cause what is. What is dating now for you? Like, like, has there. Is there a trend now with what you see how men are dating in comparison to your past or not?

[Sydney]

I don't know. I didn't care about dating in my 20s. I wasn't thinking about it at all. I would go out and just be like, ew, stop talking to us. Or like, I want a strawberry daiquiri. Like, and so does my friend. Like, I was drinking stuff like that and ignoring them. And then, you know, after you turn, after you leave 29 behind, now you're kind of on a swivel. And I don't like being out in that way. I Just want to be out with my friends, feeling hot, being sexy, and smelling good.

[Mandy]

It's so crazy. The attention doesn't go to going out to meet people anymore. It just is to go out and have a good time.

[Weezy]

Because the pressure of meeting someone outside, I think comes from the fact that we're all meeting them online. So it's like, damn, I'm going outside. It must be time.

[Sydney]

I just want to meet people out. Like, online is. Is canceled. I don't want to do that no more.

[Reezy]

That's where all the liars are online.

[Mandy]

They outside. I think outside.

[Sydney]

They're at the layout.

[Weezy]

They out. They mama pussy. What the fuck is you talking about? They at the layout.

[Sydney]

They out.

[Reezy]

You know, not the.

[Weezy]

I know. I saw someone I used to date at the layout, and he must have had one of the moments. He was like, oh, my God, how you been? Are you working out? No, nigga, I'm just making more money.

[Mandy]

I don't know what to say.

[Weezy]

Like, I'm telling you, when someone is from the past and they see you, I can already tell how your dating life is going from how you pressed on me.

[Reezy]

Ooh.

[Sydney]

You know, it might not even be how their dating life is going. It's just how you look true and how you moving, right? Like, maybe old you was a little bit more pressed, a little bit more thirsty, and now you're making money and you, you know, you're at a different place in your life, and people see that and they're, like, drawn to that.

[Weezy]

The thirstiness is real, though. I will say that I think the thirstiness.

[Reezy]

If you think that he doesn't have a fence still looking at your stuff. He is. So he's already seen the progression and.

[Sydney]

Might not even be a fence to him. He on his friends.

[Weezy]

I ain't running through them to, but I do think the thirstiness in the 20s, for me, you don't. You know, if you're looking to date someone, I think you don't have a lot of couth. Like, you're kind of just being like, yeah, my intentions are this, this, that. And it's just sometimes you can lead with that in a different way. And I think I didn't know how to communicate that properly. Like, I was going on dates with niggas that were fucking drug dealers, thinking they'd wife me up or they'd be a great partner. Like, you're just not really choosing right. And I think the thirstiness definitely came from loneliness. Once you're a little bit older, you start building community and happiness in other ways.

[Sydney]

Yeah.

[Weezy]

Whereas when you're younger, you're like, oh, I have to get married, get a good job, do this, so I gotta find a partner. That's next. And that's the worst part of dating. Going out like you are right now, just to have a good time. Like, I really believe that's what brings happiness. Yeah.

[Mandy]

What is the. What is the difference between dating men and women?

[Weezy]

Women.

[Mandy]

Are women harder to date, do you feel? Or are they easy?

[Reezy]

I think everybody is crazy. It doesn't matter what gender or sexuality you are. But I do think that women are more direct. They know what they want, and they're not afraid to say their feelings. And most women are like, yeah, that's like, I'm not turned off by a woman being honest. Because it's like, okay, good. I don't have to, like, play these games or, oh, I can't text you back. I gotta wait. And da, da, da, da. So that it is, like, relaxing to feel like, oh, I know that person likes me. I don't have to decipher or look at hylogryphics to see if they are really into.

[Mandy]

Did you say Hylo Griffix hieroglyphics?

[Weezy]

Oh, that is.

[Mandy]

You know. Of course I know what I meant.

[Reezy]

But wait, are you trying to embarrass.

[Mandy]

Me on your show?

[Reezy]

Let the people in the comments.

[Weezy]

I was like, mandy, you wrecked me. I know.

[Mandy]

What hieroglyphics?

[Sydney]

You know what I meant. Hyloglyphics. Yo, Mandy.

[Reezy]

Just like a white woman.

[Sydney]

Just like a.

[Reezy]

Like, how dare you. Don't put that in the history books, bitch. It's always gonna be a beige woman trying to correct a black drawn gay woman on camera. Put that in the books.

[Weezy]

I'm scared to talk. I'm set enough for Kamala.

[Sydney]

Let me call my Uber.

[Mandy]

You know what's crazy?

[Weezy]

Hold on.

[Mandy]

Let me tell you. Let me tell you how Sydney tried to play Reezy. Cause again, how did I try to play me? Cause you tried to act like she be late. And I was like, reezy's never late for me.

[Weezy]

Ooh, now she's trying to take the.

[Mandy]

Heat off her ass.

[Weezy]

Hey, you know you late black.

[Reezy]

That's what the character with a capital K. Do you know that you are crying?

[Weezy]

You are Mandy. I'm not going to lie.

[Reezy]

I've seen it all. I've had enough.

[Mandy]

The way I had to stick up for my black sister in the text message.

[Weezy]

Not with a.

[Reezy]

A sister. Mandy, who are you turning into? Over there.

[Sydney]

Sister's on bt.

[Mandy]

Sister.

[Sydney]

Is it.

[Reezy]

Is it Color Purple? No.

[Weezy]

This is fun. Keep going until you do right by me. Don't do me next.

[Mandy]

I do want to. I do want to end the show by. Not the smash.

[Weezy]

Oh, no, we know you want to end it now.

[Mandy]

No, no, no, no.

[Reezy]

I am having a good time. I mean, randomly.

[Mandy]

I do want us to talk about what we have intentionally changed in the way we pursue partners and dating and sex in our 30s compared to our 20s. Like, I know that you said, clearly you're not out looking exactly, but is there anything intentionally that you're doing different?

[Reezy]

I'm trying to work on me. I just. I just want to be good for me. I don't care about the people per se, anymore. I just want to show up for me. I want to be good to me. I want to do things in a way that it's not chaotic. Our podcast is a mess, but I don't want to be a mess anymore. So it's one hour.

[Mandy]

I don't want to be a mess. Us anymore.

[Reezy]

I don't want. No, I don't.

[Mandy]

Starting today, starting right.

[Reezy]

Starting today, starting right now. Because of you, Mandy. Okay. Wait till I come back.

[Mandy]

I'm gonna have hieroglyphics.

[Reezy]

I'm gonna say it. Hydro Griffin.

[Weezy]

To be honest, High Glow Lithics is a great makeup line. Name.

[Sydney]

Hydro Griffix.

[Weezy]

High Glow Lithics.

[Mandy]

High Glow Lithics Highlighter and glow.

[Weezy]

Get them glow.

[Reezy]

Get them glow.

[Weezy]

Get them glow.

[Mandy]

Glow.

[Sydney]

High Glow Lipics.

[Mandy]

What about you, Reezy in 2025? What you doing different? You gonna get a boo this year?

[Sydney]

Maybe. I think 2025 is gonna be good. I did see a psychic last year for the first time in my life, and she said she sees love in my future. And I see.

[Weezy]

Was she in a window, or did you get, like, a good one?

[Sydney]

I went up. I went up the stairs. I had to ring a bell, actually. No, I had to hit the little. You know, this thing, you know, the door knocker, you know. Cause that's how you summon a wizard. You got what you say.

[Weezy]

That's where they live. Most of them live there.

[Mandy]

Was it. Was it. But you believe in. Has anything else?

[Sydney]

I've never gone to see a psychic before. My friend was like, why would you go see a white psychic? Why would your ancestors talk to a white psychic?

[Weezy]

The only white psychics I think are real are the gypsy. Kind of like, you're not supposed to say that.

[Reezy]

That's how.

[Mandy]

Yeah, you can't call problematic.

[Sydney]

You're not allowed to say gypsy.

[Weezy]

Well, first of all, she said I.

[Mandy]

Am saying homeless and gypsy.

[Weezy]

No, no, no, no, no. You can't call someone a gypsy. Gypsy. But gypsy is a word. Yes, There are people.

[Reezy]

And so is nigger. Just because it's a word doesn't mean.

[Weezy]

You can't say it on G word. It is not.

[Mandy]

No, they say the N word like we can't even say no more.

[Sydney]

You just.

[Reezy]

Yo, how. Wait, can y'all AI me out of this part? Can I just Wait, Wait, no.

[Weezy]

I'm being serious about gypsy. It's a culture. You can't call someone a gypsy by looking at them or by, like, you can say the word.

[Reezy]

I think you need to go back into the history book.

[Mandy]

First of all, gypsy woman.

[Weezy]

Gypsy water. My favorite perfume. I ain't gonna start bleeping myself.

[Mandy]

Aren't they hipsty hipsters?

[Sydney]

Wait, that's not gypsy. Not a hipster.

[Weezy]

We have to.

[Reezy]

This is probably gonna have the most engagement because people are gonna be dragging.

[Mandy]

No question is a stupid question.

[Weezy]

Okay? Now, come on. We have to do something Asian to make it right.

[Mandy]

No, I'm in play.

[Reezy]

No, not no.

[Weezy]

Eden, don't make us talk about you. Okay.

[Reezy]

You're Asian.

[Weezy]

No. Oh, Latino.

[Sydney]

Are you a gypsy?

[Reezy]

Are you a midget? No.

[Sydney]

Are you housed?

[Reezy]

Are you housed?

[Sydney]

Are you.

[Weezy]

Oh, I love a good offensive episode.

[Mandy]

No, that is.

[Sydney]

It's not even really offensive.

[Weezy]

We have rebrand.

[Sydney]

I'm sure gypsies don't listen to this podcast. Oh, Lord Jesus.

[Weezy]

I heard it's gonna be like we put both. Both them ladies. Both podcasts on the network together, and they fuck us.

[Sydney]

Yeah. What was the question? How am I dating?

[Mandy]

How. You're being intentional with dating this year. Oh.

[Sydney]

I'm stepping outside of my house. You can't meet nobody sitting at you.

[Mandy]

I mean, Uber eats. Amazon, strawberry.

[Sydney]

No, I don't do Uber eats. I go pick up my takeout if I'm not gonna cook. I'm traveling the world. I feel like I meet my person in the Delta Lounge or, you know, some random place like that.

[Weezy]

You gotta do Delta to one lounge at this point.

[Reezy]

Yeah, the lounge is for the. For the streets now. Oh, that's everybody up in the lounge.

[Sydney]

Well, let's. Let's make a quick disclaimer. The lounge sucks. Stop trying to go to the lounge. Don't go. Just be by the. Get cancelled.

[Mandy]

Yeah, get your croissant.

[Reezy]

Go to the gate.

[Mandy]

I hate the lines in there. Yes. Y'all shouldn't Go.

[Reezy]

It's awful.

[Sydney]

It's. It's canceled.

[Reezy]

They need to put congestion prices for the.

[Mandy]

For the lounge. They. No, they tried to. That's why they did the sky miles. They were. They tried to get y'all out of there.

[Weezy]

Yeah, there's limits now.

[Mandy]

No, no, no.

[Sydney]

Well, let's blame Tik Tok, cuz Tik Tok is.

[Mandy]

No.

[Weezy]

I'm telling you, that Delta One lounge, they served me steak and sushi.

[Mandy]

Oh, yeah, they give massages and facials in it.

[Sydney]

I did it once.

[Reezy]

Do you have a plus one? Can you get a. Because I'm going over there now. Can you get.

[Mandy]

No, that's.

[Weezy]

Are you girlfriend looking for it there?

[Reezy]

Oh, my God, I can barely deal with one.

[Weezy]

You don't want to wear them little stockings?

[Sydney]

I'm sorry.

[Weezy]

Tell people where to find you.

[Mandy]

Wait, are we done?

[Sydney]

Are we done?

[Mandy]

She gotta go. She gotta go.

[Reezy]

One o'clock. One o'clock for me.

[Mandy]

Where can our listeners check y'all out?

[Sydney]

Come find us. Also on iheart. Mess. That's where you can find us. Our podcast is called that you can find me on Instagram. It's Reezy R E E E Z Y.

[Mandy]

And I just wanna tell y'all what's also amazing about Mess is that you have to. Luckily, it just started. Start from the beginning. Cause you get to listen to Sydney try to find an apartment. And then you listen to a man who bought her oxtails, who she thought was gonna be her man and isn't.

[Weezy]

When a new project starts, you feel like it's not overwhelming.

[Mandy]

He seemed like, oh, he bought her oxtail.

[Sydney]

That.

[Mandy]

It's inflation. It's expensive. Like, that was good.

[Sydney]

And I'll try to get a little one. He got me the large.

[Weezy]

Oh, wow. Marie, tell me that chicks be $38.

[Reezy]

Stop.

[Mandy]

But of course, he ended up being a man.

[Weezy]

Now that's what's worth being a side chick for.

[Mandy]

Oh, no. Side chick for no oxtail. Now, girl.

[Weezy]

See, I'm not doing it.

[Mandy]

Sid. Where can they catch you and follow you and all the things?

[Reezy]

Also on ma.

[Weezy]

Okay.

[Reezy]

On Instagram, it's ooh, mess. And my Instagram is just said bw.

[Weezy]

How many O's?

[Mandy]

Two. Two with a H. I feel like.

[Reezy]

We'Re trying to get to three. We should have did three.

[Weezy]

I feel like we're gonna tag it today.

[Mandy]

I talk to y'all every day through the Instagram. Cause we just be sending memes and shit.

[Sydney]

And you be sending us Hennessy pedicures.

[Mandy]

I told them, oh, no. And you know what? Real quick PSA before we get out of here. Stop turning everything into a martini.

[Reezy]

Stop it.

[Mandy]

We want no more seafood boiled martinis.

[Weezy]

Except for what?

[Sydney]

No more collard green martinis.

[Mandy]

Collard green martinis. Stop it with the martinis. We're fed up.

[Reezy]

And you know who you are.

[Mandy]

No, it's you know who you are.

[Sydney]

You know who you know.

[Weezy]

Oh, that must be where you live.

[Reezy]

You know who you are.

[Mandy]

You know who you are.

[Sydney]

It look like this.

[Mandy]

And you know what? If you want to hear more horrible decisions. That's right. Horrible Decisions hasn't gone anywhere. Make sure you catch Horrible Decisions over on the Patreon. That's patreon.com Horrible Decisions. Other than that, make sure you tune in Wednesdays. You got decisions right here, wherever you listen to your favorite podcast. Or if you want to watch the video, that's over on Patreon as well. Bell. And make sure you subscribe to our YouTube channel. Decisions, decisions, y'all. We out. We'll see y'all again. And see you. Gotta go to the airport.

[Sydney]

Bye, sexy.

[Mandy]

Bye.

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[Mandy]

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[Weezy]

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