Ep. 433: Captain Hook

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Decisions, Decisions" – Episode 433: "Captain Hook"

Introduction

In Episode 433 of Decisions, Decisions, hosts Mandii B and WeezyWTF delve into the intricacies of modern, non-traditional relationships, exploring themes such as casual dating, the desire to avoid traditional commitments like having children, and the challenges of maintaining personal boundaries. The episode features candid conversations, personal anecdotes, and humorous exchanges with occasional contributions from their co-host, Eddie.

Main Story: The "Captain Hook" Tale

The centerpiece of this episode is WeezyWTF’s recounting of her encounter with a suitor affectionately nicknamed "Captain Hook." This moniker stems from his notably large and uniquely shaped penis, which plays a significant role in their interactions.

• Initial Encounter and Reconnection
  WeezyWTF begins by sharing her history with Captain Hook, highlighting their initial attempt to connect pre-pandemic, which faltered due to mutual disinterest in sexual intimacy. "So we just kind of kept following each other on Instagram. We haven't, like, done anything," she notes (04:12).

• Rekindling the Connection
  Fast forward to a recent night out where WeezyWTF was partying and decided to reach out to Captain Hook. Despite their past, he was hesitant, responding with "dead ass" (04:35). However, driven by mutual attraction, they met up again under more conducive circumstances.

• The Hook Reveal
  During their reunion, WeezyWTF prepares for intimacy by setting up condoms, signaling her readiness. "I had already the condoms under the pillow and the loop, like it was just right" (08:34). The moment Captain Hook reveals his impressive endowment leads to humorous and exaggerated discussions about its size and uniqueness. WeezyWTF humorously remarks, "His dick is probably like this. Like, it might be the size of my whole arm" (09:25), solidifying the episode's playful tone.

Discussions on Relationships and Boundaries

Following the main story, the hosts transition into broader discussions about relationship dynamics, particularly focusing on the challenges of dating without the desire for children.

• Desire to Avoid Traditional Commitments
  WeezyWTF articulates her stance on not wanting children, emphasizing the importance of clear communication in relationships. "If someone wants children and you don't, they shouldn't be dating long term" (24:05). This sentiment sparks a dialogue on the practicality and implications of such choices in modern dating.

• Dating Partners with Children
  The conversation shifts to the complexities of dating someone who already has children. Mandy V raises concerns about the additional emotional and logistical burdens that come with such relationships. "I don’t think you should have because you edit" (27:00). WeezyWTF counters by acknowledging the nuances and individual differences, suggesting that while some may find it challenging, others might navigate it successfully depending on the circumstances and the individuals involved.

• Ghosting and Communication
  The hosts also touch upon the topic of ghosting in relationships, discussing its impact and how it intertwines with their personal experiences. "I actually really had a reason. I understand he had a reason" (22:17) reflects WeezyWTF’s perspective on why ghosting occurred in her relationship with Captain Hook.

Insights and Personal Reflections

Throughout the episode, WeezyWTF provides introspective insights into her approach to relationships, emphasizing self-awareness and personal boundaries.

• Compartmentalizing and Self-Preservation
  WeezyWTF discusses her ability to compartmentalize emotions as a coping mechanism. "I think compartmentalizing is my superpower" (27:18), she explains, highlighting how this trait helps her maintain her autonomy in relationships without becoming overly entangled.

• Navigating Emotional Attachments
  Reflecting on past relationships, WeezyWTF shares her struggles with emotional attachments and the concept of "googly eyeing"—a term she uses to describe deep infatuation. She expresses concerns about feeling safe and maintaining her sense of self when becoming emotionally involved. "I haven't felt safety with a man" (47:25) underscores her current stance on emotional vulnerability.

• Balancing Casual and Emotional Connections
  The hosts explore the balance between seeking casual relationships and the potential for deeper emotional connections. WeezyWTF emphasizes the importance of being honest about one’s intentions to avoid misunderstandings and ensure that both parties are on the same page. "I'm very clear about that" (35:51) highlights her commitment to transparency in her interactions.

Conclusion

Episode 433 of Decisions, Decisions offers a candid exploration of modern relationship dynamics, particularly focusing on the challenges of maintaining personal boundaries while navigating casual and semi-committed relationships. Through WeezyWTF's humorous and honest storytelling, the hosts shed light on the importance of self-awareness, clear communication, and the necessity of aligning personal goals with those of potential partners. The episode concludes with a reinforced message about the value of knowing what one wants in relationships and the significance of making informed and deliberate decisions to foster authentic connections.

Notable Quotes

• "I don't want you to be one of those that haven't read our book yet. So go and order No Holds Barred is out now." - WeezyWTF (01:00)
• "Let me tell you what really happened." - WeezyWTF (18:57)
• "If someone wants children and you don't, they shouldn't be dating long term." - Mandy V (24:05)
• "I think compartmentalizing is my superpower." - WeezyWTF (27:18)
• "I haven't felt safety with a man." - WeezyWTF (47:25)

Final Thoughts

Decisions, Decisions continues to provide a space for open and honest conversations about modern relationships, challenging societal norms with humor and authenticity. Episode 433, "Captain Hook," encapsulates the show's commitment to exploring the complexities of dating and personal connections in today's world, offering listeners valuable insights and relatable experiences.

Transcript

[Mandy V]

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[Mandy V]

Welcome to Decisions, Decisions.

[Weezy]

I don't think you should say Decision, Decisions. It sounded like you was talking cursive.

[Mandy V]

You definitely say the. Welcome.

[Weezy]

Welcome to the new podcast.

[Mandy V]

Oh, wait, you want to say it together?

[Weezy]

Decisions, Decisions. Hey, guys. Welcome to another episode of Decisions, Decisions. I'm your girl, Mandy V. AKA Full Court Pumps. AKA that Beach.

[Mandy V]

Hey, everybody. Welcome back to another episode. My name is Weezy and per usual, you can go get our book. No holds barred. If you don't have it already. You are really missing out, bitch. I really don't like when people are left out. It's like people that didn't watch Love island and all that shit. I'm one of them. And I don't want you to be one of those that haven't read our book yet. So go and order no holes. Barred is out now.

[Weezy]

That's right. Don't be them people that got so much to motherfuckers say. Because you watch a little clip, a little 30 seconds, a little 60 seconds of something and don't check out the whole thing. That's what y' all doing on the Internet. And I know by now you've seen all these clips about our goddamn book. Do not comment unless you've read the whole thing. Poor favor. Okay.

[Mandy V]

Poor favor.

[Weezy]

Por favor.

[Mandy V]

She only said that cause you're here. Cause we wanna make you feel included. Like we just said what I can't say Poor favor.

[Eddie]

I feel included.

[Mandy V]

Your favorite Nicaraguan.

[Weezy]

Nicaraguan. I guess we gonna start with a little ketchup or whatever. It's crazy because I know this is Decisions, Decisions now. And I don't want us to get like bleeped too much on the YouTube. So therefore, if you don't wanna hear the bleeps that's about to come, go ahead and subscribe to our Patreon where it's bleep free. Pussa hoe. Anywho. Or what?

[Mandy V]

You could try to Tell this story without saying eat.

[Eddie]

I like that.

[Weezy]

Oh, well, I mean, she just said dick. Do you think they bleeped out dick?

[Eddie]

Yes, I'm.

[Mandy V]

Oh, no, no. Isn't that an anatomical PG, PG13 version? Like, call it banana.

[Eddie]

Like a banana or eggplant appendage.

[Mandy V]

Yeah, say stuff like that. And when me and him were punching, say stuff like that. You think we could say hunching if you were hunching?

[Weezy]

Hunch. It is crazy. We're from Florida, okay? So I'm gonna make it. By the way, it's already gonna sound like it's coming from an old. Or an old. I'm sorry. Look at me. I don't want to get the bleeds going, okay?

[Mandy V]

Sound like it's coming from over.

[Weezy]

You gonna hear why? Because I'm embarrassed to share this story, but I'm gonna share it with y'. All. Oh, my God. No, even worse, Even worse, even worse. First off, not y' all guessing about the goddamn eggplant story. Okay? So anyways, if you guys have been on the Patreon, you would have known, like, the backstory. I'm back single, so I'm back dating outside, going back in the Rolodex. And so basically, boom. Let me tell y' all what happened. So I ended up double back into somebody that. This is so bad, too. Pre pandemic, we ended up hanging out, tried to hook up. We were both so lit, he didn't get up. And so normally, I don't give someone second chances with that. There's a few guys I've talked about on the pod where that's happened, and it's like, well, we didn't fuck because it didn't get hard, right? So anyways, we just kind of kept following each other on Instagram. We haven't, like, done anything. Anyways, I was lit the other night, and he happens to live in Atlanta. So I was lit the other night. Coming from, like, my homeboy game night. When I say lit, lit. We was playing some game. I don't even. Was it tonk? It might have been Tonk. And you would just have to drink. Anyways, I was lit. So it's 2 o' clock in the morning. You hear me? 2 o' clock in the morning. I say, come over. Cause I look at his story and he. Outside. So I hit him up. Like, come over. Mind you, we've never had sex. He's like, dead ass. I'm like, yeah, the dead ass response is crazy.

[Mandy V]

Now, did you ever feel it coming?

[Weezy]

Did I feel it coming? For him.

[Mandy V]

No, no. Yeah, like. Cause you're like, we never had sex.

[Weezy]

No, he good looking. He very good looking. He also about to have a nickname on the pod. And y' all about to hear it. Goes deeper into the story. So anyways, so it's 2 o' clock in the. He's like, dead ass. He's like, yeah, I'm calling my Uber now. I said, me too.

[Mandy V]

This why bitches can't have homeboys. This why bitches can't.

[Weezy]

No, no, no. He wasn't my homeboy, cuz we clearly tried to fuck years ago. He just didn't get up. And I didn't really give him a second chance.

[Eddie]

So what did you do right after you didn't give him the second chance? You were just like, okay, nevermind.

[Weezy]

This was pre pandemic. And we didn't live in the same city anyways. Like, I was living in New York pre pandemic.

[Mandy V]

I used to say pre pandemic as if that's the.

[Weezy]

No, it was 2019. Like, it was. It was pre pandemic. It was pre pandemic.

[Mandy V]

It wasn't even worth pre pandemic.

[Weezy]

No, we didn't. We.

[Mandy V]

Because reset body counts after pre pandemic.

[Weezy]

Oh, then, baby, I got three. I'm good.

[Eddie]

So it's three and eight.

[Weezy]

I mean, I had a relationship then the basketball nigga I went to every time me and him broke up. And then my new boyfriend. Ex boyfriend. Now them the only. Oh, and St. Croix.

[Mandy V]

Them the only N you fucked.

[Weezy]

Remember I went celibate.

[Eddie]

Yes, you did.

[Weezy]

And then I stopped fucking 24 7. Oh, so I can add 24 7. Five.

[Eddie]

Five penises in five years is not bad. That's a dick a year.

[Weezy]

Whoa. I'm proud of my.

[Mandy V]

That's a dick a year.

[Weezy]

You know what's crazy? I actually feel like that can't be right.

[Eddie]

I'm gonna be honest with you. I don't think so either, yo. No, really, is that this show has.

[Weezy]

Been going on a little too well.

[Mandy V]

For you to always.

[Weezy]

Yo, I was in a three year relationship. I mean, okay, there was mad girls.

[Mandy V]

Let me count my date.

[Eddie]

Do girls not count? I mean, no, not really. I'm talking about the insertion per penis.

[Mandy V]

Okay, wait.

[Weezy]

Well, I have five and five years.

[Mandy V]

Old, but he counts because 2020, when we moved to Mexico. BDD. Then the nigga. I was cheating on him with Lambeau.

[Weezy]

Bdd.

[Mandy V]

Oh, Lambeau too. No, no, no. Lambeau was pre pandemic.

[Weezy]

No, Lambo was after pandemic. Lambeau Was after old bae.

[Mandy V]

All right, hold on. You name him too many. The nigga I cheated on him with. Bdd Lambo.

[Weezy]

Netflix.

[Eddie]

Netflix, Netflix.

[Mandy V]

The skater nigga.

[Weezy]

Mm.

[Mandy V]

I can't have my Mandy.

[Weezy]

You already do.

[Eddie]

You already do.

[Weezy]

I'm at five.

[Eddie]

And then you're a man.

[Weezy]

And now you're a man. Oh, and the two niggas you cheated on Obey with.

[Eddie]

Oh, my God.

[Mandy V]

Oh, one nigga.

[Weezy]

Oh, okay.

[Eddie]

7.

[Mandy V]

Obey.

[Weezy]

That don't sound right either.

[Eddie]

How does her sound right?

[Mandy V]

Uh.

[Weezy]

Oh. First off, Eddie, you gotta. Hold on. We counting our dicks when I'm trying to share a dick story. It's crazy.

[Eddie]

Nah, I like this.

[Mandy V]

Your nigga you ain't fucking nobody was.

[Weezy]

When he was with you. No, the one that.

[Mandy V]

You see what she's doing?

[Weezy]

You see what I mean? I don't like this.

[Eddie]

I get what I'm saying. She's over here trying to bro when.

[Weezy]

I was with him. And that's why he got mad at the one dude that I used to go to. And you know him. That's him.

[Mandy V]

I just feel like mine don't count.

[Weezy]

How girl? Cause she lost. Cause she had more dicks than I did. I've been more conservative. You know what's gonna be. Hold on. You know what's even more crazy? People about to hop in the comments, like, wait, what about this guy?

[Eddie]

What about this? They're about to do the mathematics. Without a doubt.

[Weezy]

They about to go back and be like, in this episode. I really just said, hold on.

[Mandy V]

No, that was it.

[Weezy]

Yeah, that was it for me, too. Damn.

[Eddie]

Why would you do that?

[Weezy]

Okay, you know. You know what's crazy? This actually might lead to one of the variables for this story that I'm telling. So anyway, back to the story. Back to the story.

[Mandy V]

I know. I was scared.

[Weezy]

Okay, so let me get back to my story. So anyways, I was horny. Clearly, he was outside. So I said, come over. He said, dead ass. He said, yeah, didn't really waste no time. Wasted, like, none.

[Mandy V]

So he walks in.

[Weezy]

So he walks in. We go straight to my bar and do another shot. Cause, nigga, you've been out. I've been lit. Let's do another shot.

[Mandy V]

Even though the first time.

[Weezy]

So we do a shot. Even though the first time, you know, this was done with me.

[Mandy V]

That was a good. Yeah, good point.

[Weezy]

And he was so lit the last time. We both were lit, but literally couldn't get up. Maybe he was nervous. Maybe it was liquor. I don't know. All I know is this time I Think maybe he went and got surgery. It came out. He was hard. We started kissing in my dining room. Said, let's go upstairs. We get upstairs, this is how you know I was ready. I had already the condoms under the pillow and the loop, like it was just right.

[Mandy V]

Ready.

[Weezy]

I knew I wanted some dick diablo. So he pulls it out his shorts.

[Mandy V]

Is it there when no one's there?

[Weezy]

What? No, I don't.

[Mandy V]

I wasn't.

[Weezy]

I put it there. I set up. I set it up.

[Mandy V]

I was just like, oh, baby.

[Weezy]

Shooting.

[Mandy V]

Listen, I'm gonna get some new.

[Weezy]

Listen.

[Eddie]

I was mad uncomfortable.

[Weezy]

So he takes it out, and I get ready to put it in my mouth. And it is ginormous.

[Eddie]

Love it.

[Mandy V]

Oh, no.

[Weezy]

But it is ginormous with a hook. Ooh. And when I tell you, like, so his dick is probably like this. Like, it might be the size of my whole arm.

[Mandy V]

You know what's crazy? Someone's gonna know who you're talking about.

[Weezy]

Because you think so.

[Mandy V]

When a dick has a hook, not cursed on it.

[Weezy]

No, bitch, that thing, like, left to right, his name on the show about to be Captain Hook.

[Eddie]

It's not an uppercut.

[Weezy]

It's a hook, bitch.

[Mandy V]

Are you gonna fuck him again?

[Weezy]

So we've already fucked three times, and this is where the story's gone. So anyways, we fucked that night, and, bitch, I know. I'm Yalls queen. Ooh, baby. I ran about 40.

[Mandy V]

We just experienced a heat wave in New York City. And during our downtime, me and Ed encounted three more dicks that this bitch fucked. Continue the story, Captain Hookrix.

[Weezy]

Oh, my God, y'.

[Mandy V]

All.

[Weezy]

I forgot that. Okay, wait. Can I be like, the. The how the men be. Do sex workers really count?

[Mandy V]

Sex workers and friends and that nigga from Texas. Okay, bitch, you fuck three different states.

[Weezy]

Okay, you right. And you thought I was first off, the fact that y' all was, like, all up in my pussy.

[Mandy V]

No, man is crazy. And you know what? You didn't fucking say Pedrehill. What's it? Bendale?

[Weezy]

Bendel. Anywho. Okay, so back to the story. So boom.

[Mandy V]

Oh, he was running.

[Weezy]

That's true. He go to fuck me. And, baby, I cannot take that dick for nothing. And I'm like, this isn't normal.

[Mandy V]

It's the hook. Nothing.

[Weezy]

Hold on. It's even. It gets deeper than this. Cause I'm like, mind you, we're lubed up. So I'm like, okay, maybe it's. Cause, you know, I haven't fucked in a while. I broke up with my boyfriend, it's been like a month and a half. You know, the pussy done came back and it's. Ugh. So I was like, maybe that's it. So, girl, it was so good. I ran that thing back the next day.

[Mandy V]

Mm.

[Weezy]

Okay, hold on.

[Mandy V]

Any daytime.

[Weezy]

Hold on. Literally, during his lunch break, bitch ran that thing back again. So he came in again.

[Mandy V]

Bitch not came into the pussy.

[Weezy]

Girl, put it in me, and I was running again. So let me tell you how big this thing is. Let me tell you now. The hook is a variable. The amount of time it took me to have sex is another variable. Y' all want to know what another variable is?

[Mandy V]

What's the variable? I understand.

[Weezy]

I don't know the other variable yet because I decided that maybe something is anatomically wrong with me.

[Mandy V]

Not an anatomically.

[Weezy]

His. His penis went so deep into me and I couldn't take it so good. I said, you gotta be a fibroid. I need to go to the doctor. I literally, in my old ass mind, said, bitch, you don't run from dick. It's gotta be something like, something they write down there that you was running. So here we go.

[Mandy V]

Wait, did you go?

[Weezy]

Well, no, we went a third time. Oh, boy, did I take that dick like a motherfucker pro. So maybe I said, so maybe it was the time that I was. You know, you have a cycle, and within your pms, apparently you're more sensitive at certain times than not.

[Mandy V]

It's vaginismus.

[Weezy]

There's a whole lot of things that could have been. I am gonna get to the doctor, though, because I don't like not being able to take dick. But anyways, so that happens, and it's so good, I start to be like, so need that again. I have a question for the men, because now I'm confused. We're having a great time having sex. It's going well. We've only fucked three times, and he says that he feels like meat, and I need to know how to not make him feel that way.

[Eddie]

Although I have no.

[Mandy V]

Like, show me that you remember how. Anyone that attended our last Horrible Decisions tour.

[Weezy]

What? Show me the text of you asking, what the meat? Or ask him for the dip. Wait, ask him for the dick.

[Mandy V]

I need to see why he said like. How did you say it?

[Eddie]

Yeah, how did you say.

[Mandy V]

The way he used to text 24 7, you up, gang? Or he said that.

[Weezy]

No, no, no, we don't need to talk like that. That's crazy. You know what's also crazy about you saying this about how I talk. So hit him the other day. Cause we've been talking about, like, Michelin restaurants and stuff. And I went to one yesterday. So I called him. I was like, ooh, going to this. Da da, da Cote.

[Mandy V]

Oh, I love Cote.

[Weezy]

So Cote. So went there and so called him and was like. And when I called him, he answered like, what's up, babe? Not the B word with three insertions. And I kind of let it slide. And I don't know that if I hear it again, if I'm gonna have to like, hey, bro, calm down with the problem. Okay, first off, to be called babe after only three insertions, this is.

[Mandy V]

Insert a clip of this. So I made that Love island joke today, because I just started it. Cause everybody's watching it.

[Weezy]

Okay.

[Mandy V]

Breonda actually hung up on me a few days ago for the watch. You're not watching Levine? Then I can't talk to you. And hung up. She's like, bitch, I need.

[Weezy]

That sounds about right.

[Mandy V]

Oh, she's like, I need to talk about this. I can't talk to you.

[Weezy]

Okay.

[Mandy V]

Also dubbed me in text. So I started watching it, and there's a scene where this dude chooses a girl as his number one, which means they now share a bed together, and they're coupled in the villa.

[Weezy]

Okay?

[Mandy V]

His name is Ace. Her name is Amaya. And he goes, look, I just want you to know, even though I chose you. Like, yeah, he With. Oh, I'm not watching it, but apparently.

[Weezy]

They came out of sick. Okay, okay.

[Mandy V]

But anyway, he said to this girl, he said, yeah, like I'm with someone else. She goes, okay, fine. Next day, she's like, I mean, damn, babe. And he goes, I don't really like that either. She's like, what? He's like, yeah, like the cuddling, like the extra. I don't like the pet name. She's like, okay, so you don't. I can't say babe either. And at this point, I'm really feeling her because I'm like, yo, don't tell me you like me or you fucking with me. And I can't say that. Like, I can't say fucking babe. Do you have any co. Babe.

[Eddie]

Why is it worse?

[Weezy]

First off, he just. He inserted in me three times. Cool.

[Eddie]

Exactly. We're close to the minute mark.

[Weezy]

You could say, no, no, no, no to me. Three insertions doesn't mean that. Now there's the pet names going on.

[Eddie]

She says babe on the regular.

[Weezy]

Look, nothing. Call you by your first name, babe.

[Mandy V]

Hey, babe.

[Eddie]

Yeah, I mean, he. He doesn't say like that.

[Mandy V]

But my man actually told me once, he was like, you call everybody babe.

[Weezy]

Yeah, but you know what's crazy?

[Mandy V]

Don't let the waiter.

[Weezy]

He didn't call me babe. How do you say inserted me?

[Eddie]

How do you say it?

[Weezy]

He answered the phone, what's up babe?

[Eddie]

Like that? Just like that.

[Weezy]

I am not your babe.

[Mandy V]

Are you not?

[Eddie]

Well, are you not?

[Weezy]

I'm not your babe.

[Mandy V]

Why are you calling him other restaurants? Bab?

[Weezy]

Because we finna go and eat. Because he don't want to feel like meat. So I'm gonna let him feed me some other meat besides his meat.

[Mandy V]

So you calling him to tell him about stuff, right? Because you are doing something.

[Weezy]

No, but that's the thing. But since before Pandemic, we still maintain where we talk. We send each other memes, we text. Like we do all that shit. When I moved to Atlanta, like I told him about my favorite sushi restaurant, he told me about it. Like we still have conversations.

[Mandy V]

You don't like him?

[Weezy]

You know what's crazy? He cool.

[Eddie]

Oh my.

[Weezy]

Is he handsome?

[Mandy V]

Is he your type?

[Weezy]

He's very handsome. He my type? With a big old dick?

[Mandy V]

Yeah.

[Weezy]

Tall. Good job. Six, Five. Good. Yeah, like it's cute. She said, yeah, but I don't, I don't want a relationship right now.

[Eddie]

That's fair. But he can't call you baby.

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[Weezy]

Okay, it gets deeper. Let me tell you what really happened. Hold on. Cause why not? Let me tell you what really happened.

[Mandy V]

Oh, he did more.

[Weezy]

So we went on a date. This is before I got with Active A. So we went on a date. It was cool. He ghosted me. Swear to God. He doesn't think he did, but I felt ghosted. So literally, after he fucked the shit out of me, I said, damn, here you ghost me, nigga. So he's like, wait, wait, wait, what?

[Mandy V]

He fucked the shit out of you?

[Eddie]

Recently.

[Weezy]

Recently. And then I brought up damn, nigga, and you ghosted me and I still gave you some pussy, which is crazy. Anyway, so. But then I got a boyfriend and so it didn't matter. I got a boyfriend, so it didn't matter. So he's like, okay, I'll tell you why, just not right now. Cause we laid up. I'm probably ruining the mood. Oh, bitch.

[Mandy V]

And that's what I'm saying.

[Weezy]

So he tells, you ready?

[Mandy V]

Yes.

[Weezy]

Tell the nigga I ain't want kids.

[Mandy V]

Oh. Oh.

[Weezy]

Exactly. And so in his mind. Hold on. So we have this whole conversation because he like, liked me. And then I said, yeah, fuck them kids on a date. And he's like, he's my age, so he wants kids. This was after fuck one. We've now fucked three times. I like to think my pussy is that good. He now's like, well, maybe I don't need kids. And he called me babe. I feel like he's liking me. And whoa. Yeah.

[Eddie]

He must have got him a chuckle. Like this looks got him in the chokehold.

[Mandy V]

Well, this got him in the Chokeholding. But we did an episode with Trash Tuesday. We loved that.

[Weezy]

I love them.

[Mandy V]

Cutie for tooties. Actually, Alex has been trying to get us to go. I want to go back for years.

[Weezy]

I will go back on their show.

[Mandy V]

Love them.

[Weezy]

And I don't say that about many people, especially white people. When I tell you I would go on their show once a month.

[Mandy V]

Vibe was there.

[Weezy]

I love those girls.

[Mandy V]

They want us back before the episode came out. Love them.

[Weezy]

If y' all go check it now, it's out. If you're on our patreon, I posted it. Trash Tuesday. Shout out to them. Oh, my God.

[Mandy V]

So cute, white girl. Us so cute. Not even actually, no.

[Weezy]

Cause, girl, we were saying nigga with them, but they didn't say it back, which I appreciate it.

[Mandy V]

Wait, Mandy, why would they say that?

[Weezy]

They wouldn't.

[Eddie]

But if they did say it back, what would you do?

[Weezy]

Well, no, if they did say back.

[Mandy V]

Which one do you think would say it?

[Eddie]

No, don't put it.

[Weezy]

No, I'm not gonna say that. Because neither of them date black guys. One was dating an Asian, and the other dates white guys. Right.

[Mandy V]

She dating a Samoan. L. Brown.

[Weezy]

I like Samoans. Nah.

[Mandy V]

Yeah, you do.

[Weezy]

Damn.

[Mandy V]

I do want to see her.

[Weezy]

But you know what? I will say? I will say. I will say Samoans, though. Samoans, though. And them. Them. Them Islanders, they're probably the most respective in terms of not having to say nigga. Like, y' all saw the Mexican OT say nigga. I could say what? They grew up around their own tribe, so I don't feel like they need to say the N word.

[Mandy V]

I'm so bad for Cleo Chapa. Because you know what it is, bruh? Here's the thing. She asked the question people like, why you ain't checking? There's some moments where you're just like, I'm gonna let you sit, and you're dumb.

[Weezy]

Yep.

[Mandy V]

I felt that from her just like.

[Weezy]

But, yeah, I don't think any of them would have said it. Anyways, y' all check it out, nigga. We ain't playing. What did we talk about on Trash Tuesday? We talked about something like this. Ghosting and ghosting.

[Mandy V]

I don't think ghosting is okay. And you and the girls were like, no, I ghost people in it.

[Weezy]

Yeah. And so he did that to me. So I would think.

[Mandy V]

I actually think the ghosting is the most appropriate in terms of, like. Of what I'm saying for a reason.

[Weezy]

I actually really had a reason. I understand he had a reason.

[Mandy V]

He literally. They really can't go past this at all.

[Weezy]

And he literally said that to me. So after the date, which I thought.

[Mandy V]

Was best with you.

[Weezy]

Well, wait, which I thought was great, right? The date was great. So when it kind of went nowhere and I stopped hearing from him, and then I got a boyfriend, it didn't matter. But now that he fucked me and it was good, now it's like, damn, now I want to know why the fuck you ghosted me.

[Eddie]

And it was because he's dicking you down.

[Weezy]

Anyway, he is taking me down.

[Eddie]

What is the fine line between distancing and ghosting?

[Weezy]

No, no, no. We were, we were texting, talking. Like it was like a shut of me. Literally, it was like a shut off immediately. Oh, no more texts, no more calls, no FaceTime.

[Eddie]

No more reactions.

[Weezy]

And that went like, even on my Instagram. And then guess what? He started reacting to you. My flowers I got sent by my nigga. The sushi that he bought me when I went to la. All the posts about me having a N is the ones he would kind of like corny, double tap, like big.

[Mandy V]

Dick, six five, cornball. I don't like that.

[Weezy]

I didn't mind it. But that's where he was like, you got into a relationship.

[Mandy V]

So he was like, my shit. Well, you know what it is? It's very passive aggressive.

[Eddie]

It is.

[Mandy V]

It's a very passive.

[Weezy]

I don't think so.

[Mandy V]

It is, bro. If a bitch did that to a nigga, that's corny. You just gonna own.

[Weezy]

No, I'm glad you found somebody. I even told him when we started talking about the kids, I said, no, if you wanna go have kids, you could still be in search of your baby mama.

[Mandy V]

You telling everybody this?

[Weezy]

Why? Why can't I tell men? If they want to have kids, go have them. You're just not gonna have them with me. I don't see nothing wrong with that.

[Eddie]

There's nothing really wrong with you.

[Weezy]

Like, I don't know how we're supposed to navigate this non traditional life without new ways of introducing solutions to problems.

[Mandy V]

Because the truth is, if someone wants children and you don't, they shouldn't. You shouldn't be dating long term.

[Weezy]

Well, who's to say what long is? It's subjective.

[Mandy V]

The reason I say that is like.

[Weezy]

Can we date a year?

[Mandy V]

Is someone, can we date for two years?

[Weezy]

Like, what is long?

[Eddie]

I think if you're dating for two years, that's kind of messy.

[Mandy V]

I think two years. And here's why I say that. And this is no shade to You, I want you to meet. I'm shitting a man that's in alignment.

[Weezy]

Like, yeah, he might be in alignment now. He said he don't want kids no more.

[Mandy V]

Didn't ask real. So to me, the reason I think it shouldn't happen is because one you start doing shit, no one needs this extra headache in their life. For example, you're a woman that's saying, go out there, do your thing where that's gracious of you. Now it's another fucking headache in your life because now this nigga has to take time from away from you to go be with his children. Then you gonna have the baby mama headache. Then there's a new energy in their life. Then that kid is somehow now surrounding your life. Now you're the fucking bitch for saying, hey, I don't want to have your son come on vacation.

[Weezy]

Oh, I have a kid.

[Mandy V]

And you like, what the fuck?

[Weezy]

It was supposed to.

[Mandy V]

I didn't want kids. It like, brings it into your life and he's bringing you shit you don't want or need.

[Weezy]

So I can't even date niggas with kids then? I think, I mean, like, that's. But based on what she even said, that's what I'm gathering.

[Mandy V]

I think if you don't want a.

[Eddie]

Child, like, yeah, you don't want to handle that.

[Mandy V]

If you don't want children around your seer in your life. Nah.

[Weezy]

So what you're telling me is I have to date deadbeats?

[Eddie]

No, that doesn't make any sense.

[Weezy]

Well, no, because if I. If you're saying no, so I have.

[Mandy V]

I have more off of other friends that don't want children. So what you say, as crazy as people act like you are, this is not a crazy fucking thing to me at all.

[Weezy]

No, it's not crazy.

[Mandy V]

Men and women don't want kids, understand? So I do.

[Weezy]

But what you're saying is that I can't based off even someone wanting them in the future. Would you say that as a woman not wanting kids, that I also shouldn't date a man that already has kids? Because what about the men that have kids and don't want any more?

[Mandy V]

Respectfully.

[Weezy]

Oh, I mean, that's what I'm asking.

[Mandy V]

Respectfully. Respectfully.

[Eddie]

But you don't want to be around kids at all.

[Weezy]

Maybe they're teenagers by now.

[Mandy V]

Those aren't really, if there's an age that you can handle. But like I say respectfully because I don't want to say it like, you don't like children, but they do seem bothersome to you sometimes. Babies, so.

[Weezy]

Yeah, but I wouldn't date a nigga with a newborn baby.

[Mandy V]

What about like a seven year old?

[Weezy]

I wouldn't mind a seven year old, bro. I'll be around my homegirls with kids. So, like, I'm not that disgusted and like, I hate kids so goddamn much. Like, I. I really exaggeration.

[Mandy V]

How do you feel if it was long term and that kid is with his dad half the week?

[Weezy]

Oh, yeah, that probably wouldn't work for me, but that's what I'm saying.

[Mandy V]

But that's a good dad. Splitting custody.

[Weezy]

Someone splitting custody doesn't necessarily make them a good dad. They probably did it so they had to pay more child support.

[Mandy V]

Well, let's just say that chances are you chose a good partner and a good man is going to want to show up. If they wanted to be in their child's life half the week, how would that make you feel?

[Weezy]

Subjective, you know, it depends how good the dick is, how much money he has, how great he looks.

[Mandy V]

Yeah, I don't think you should make with kids.

[Weezy]

I mean, I've dated guys with kids before though.

[Mandy V]

Long term.

[Weezy]

No, I haven't dated many people long term. Yeah.

[Mandy V]

I don't think you should have because you're edit.

[Weezy]

I don't like this shit.

[Eddie]

Cause I get what she means, though.

[Mandy V]

This is not. It's a headache for Mandy, though.

[Eddie]

I know you're coming from good in intentions. At the end of the day, realistically, even if it's short term or long term, it might be messing with you.

[Mandy V]

I feel like I sound like I'm being picky or nasty when I'm saying don't date a guy with kids. And I genuinely think if I didn't want something for my life, I'm not.

[Eddie]

It's for the better of you.

[Mandy V]

Really. Yeah, I don't think it's. Because then it just really actually is the fuck out of us.

[Weezy]

No, it's not even that. It's crazy because I guess I come from. And again, that's why I maybe even hinted towards the quote unquote, deadbeat daddy. Right. Like, I grew up in a single parent household. My dad saw us maybe once a month, and sometimes the girlfriend was with him, sometimes they weren't. But we didn't infiltrate his life at all. Yeah, as what it seems, right? And a lot of my friends currently are fucking single mothers. Guess who? They have almost zero contact with, zero help, even financially from their baby daddies. So there are a lot of people with kids Who? Especially men. But I'll say especially men.

[Mandy V]

Zion Williamson. Right. Would it truly make you feel good?

[Weezy]

No, no, you're not talking about Zion. Zion, the fat nigga that. No, no, no, you're not talking about Zion. You talking about Zariah.

[Mandy V]

Za'. Raya. And then he. There's a guy that had kids with a woman and he's like, paying not to. He paid him all the way, girl.

[Weezy]

Anthony Edwards. Look, oops, she confusing the basketball player.

[Eddie]

That's Anthony Edwards.

[Weezy]

No, that's Anthony Edwards. She said Zion.

[Mandy V]

Whatever. That guy. Right.

[Eddie]

I know why she confused it, though.

[Weezy]

Why?

[Eddie]

Cause didn't Zion also have a kid?

[Weezy]

No, Zion was fucking with a prostitute who, like, put him on blasting Gossip.

[Mandy V]

Of the City whatever the fuck this shit is. I don't know. The BBL hoes are like, bitch, they tea.

[Weezy]

Oh, yeah. Anthony Edwards.

[Mandy V]

You say drama tea?

[Weezy]

No.

[Mandy V]

Oh, sorry. Cause, you know, I don't even want to put.

[Weezy]

No. If that's your friend, don't be putting. They might not be.

[Mandy V]

It's just his ex girlfriend's like, wiling.

[Weezy]

Out, but it might not be true.

[Mandy V]

She's on TikTok saying how much you should be asking for. For your pussy. Boyden is Anthony Edwards, right?

[Weezy]

What do we say about Anthony, Ed?

[Mandy V]

Okay, so I was gonna say a deadbeat dad, right?

[Weezy]

Yes.

[Mandy V]

Let's just say you dated a guy that washed his hands with those children.

[Weezy]

Yeah. You in this book, talk about how ain't shit my own daddy is. Yep.

[Mandy V]

Now, knowing how the effect of those things, knowing how fucked up it was to date a man that's now having that same action.

[Weezy]

I mean, but that's so. Again, that's why I said it was subjective, like, to me, I've also said that I know a man could be a great partner and probably not a great father or vice versa. There's really good fathers that aren't great partners.

[Mandy V]

But would you. To date a man that wasn't good to children? Good to children.

[Weezy]

So that's what I'm saying. Being good to children, again, is subjective because you could be a good father, not a good partner. And unfortunately, because I also am friends with a lot of people who are single parents, I also know that it's not necessarily always just the relationship between a parent and a child because you have another adult in there that infiltrates maybe how much you can see them or. Or makes it difficult. So that's why I said I don't wanna generalize this topic because there are a lot of nuances to being a Single parent or a nigga being a deadbeat dad. There just is. What I'm saying is though, they can't.

[Mandy V]

Do it unless the kid was older and the baby mama got a nigga.

[Weezy]

But that's what I'm saying. Even if they're older, they still end up like a child with the trauma of not having their child around. So I don't even think age matters. I think. But I also have talked to men who had kids at a very early age. 17, 18, had them in college and now they're in their 30s. So to me, I mean, again, there's nuance to it. I would be okay dating a guy with kids.

[Mandy V]

Are you? I think, Are you watching? And just like that, no. Okay. Terrible first episode. I thought it was a parody. And everyone knows how much I love Sex and the City. Fucking dumb. However, this season, Aiden and Carrie decide to get back together.

[Weezy]

Okay, right.

[Mandy V]

They're in their 50s or whatever. They're in. Aiden's son is acting out, who's like 12.

[Weezy]

Okay?

[Mandy V]

He tells Kerry, listen, we're gonna be together, but I need to be there for my kid right now.

[Weezy]

Okay?

[Mandy V]

I think I need to be with him for another five years.

[Weezy]

Okay.

[Mandy V]

Carrie and him decide to split ways. He moves to Virginia. She's in New York. She's in a relationship with him. They bought a house together.

[Weezy]

Okay?

[Mandy V]

Everybody, all of her friends think this is crazy, right? And Kerry's feeling very alone. Cause he's got to tend to his children, blah, blah, blah. This last episode I watched, she goes to Virginia. He tries to integrate her with his children. They're a mess. He's throwing shit out the window.

[Weezy]

Fuck you, mom.

[Mandy V]

Total white kid shit. And my homegirl and I get on the phone, she goes, this was exactly what the world needed to see. And I wish black America could see this because all we see is a black single woman with her children causing a man a headache. And now you get to see a woman who decided to have no kids. Bam. Yo, fuck shit in your world. And now I'm excited to watch the rest of the season because I'm like, Carrie should leave.

[Weezy]

I'm not gonna lie. Cause these kids are baggage.

[Mandy V]

Not everybody's children are baggage.

[Weezy]

Them little fuck ass motherfuckers.

[Mandy V]

That little boy is baggage. And it's baggage to the point where now I can't be a priority. Now I can't be a part of this world. For example, another thing, get to a city in Europe. I don't wanna say what city, but my man's homeboy's around, and he's got a kid. He has a girl come visit. I'm talking to the bitch at the bar with my homegirl. And the dude was basically, you know, he's only in town for a little bit of time. And the girl's like, oh. I was like, yeah, he's so sweet. Like, he's getting back to his sons. Like, this is so cute. And she was like, yeah, I can't be number two to nobody. And they. Kids, my homegirl not looking like, oh, no. My homegirl says, shout out to aq. So why are you dating a man with kids? She goes, I guess I probably shouldn't. I'm just having fun. But I'm never showing up to number two.

[Weezy]

So that when she. That's super. That's problematic.

[Mandy V]

So when she walks away, me and my homegirl are like, why would you even say something like that to your. To your man's. He's with his friend, his girlfriend now. You know, I know you're gonna repeat this. Why would you tell a man to their face. I'm never coming number two to your kids. So now you're literally dating someone, saying flat out, not gonna happen. Your sons are number two to mind.

[Weezy]

You, a man saying that to a woman would be just like, you don't say that. Kids come first. I think, though I've called this my superpower in previous episodes. I think compartmentalizing is my superpower. And it could be to a fault, right? Like, I know there's gonna be people in the comments like, oh, my gosh, she clearly needs therapy. But I said, and I'll say it again, I don't believe in things lasting forever. And I think that in ways that I genuinely know I can't show up. I have to be willing to walk away or have someone walk away from me. Which is why when I laid down with Captain Hook, because it was good and I wanted again, I wanted to know where that happened. And when he said, oh, because you said you didn't want kids. Okay, well, I'll be here until you go find someone to have them with. Like, but that's not what I want. Literally dead ass.

[Mandy V]

You know why you're saying that?

[Weezy]

Why?

[Mandy V]

Because I feel like that almost lives in the same language of the why married men cheat you better chapter. It's the thing of getting more and deserving better. Are you fucking kidding me? Why would someone.

[Weezy]

Well, right now, I'm just dating. Well, right now I'm just. I don't feel like I'm getting Used. I want the dick. I want the dick. It's really good. I enjoy his company. And so for now, it works for me, and I'm getting exactly what I want. Well, to me, I don't want a relationship right now. I just got out of one, right? Bitch, I haven't been home longer than fucking. Like, even the third time I just fucked him, it was because I decided to change my flight so I could sleep in my bed and not have to rush straight to okc. So I was like, oop, no, I wasn't supposed to be here, but I'm here for 11 hours if you want to come over. Like, to me, it works right now. So to me, where now he has to make the decision. Nigga, if you starting to like me, but you know you want family planning, and I can't give you that. That has to be his decision to stop fucking with me. Right now, I'm getting exactly what I want. And it feels good now that I'm not running. But, like, to me, I'm not wasting my time. If he's wasting his time, that's on him. He has to plan his own life. For me. Right now, though, what I want is exactly what I'm getting out of him, and I like it.

[Mandy V]

If you want friends with benefits, shit, sure. Great. I think that's the best thing. I think the only thing that can suck is, like, the more that we start to grow connections with people. Like, let's just say you really start feeling this nigga.

[Weezy]

Let's say. Cause it's very possible.

[Mandy V]

I think he would be the most unfair one. Because he's telling you I'm good. I said I didn't need kids. Like you said that I'm still dating you. It's like the pressure back and forth. That's why I don't think it's fair or safe to say, date me, go have kids with someone else. Because that still.

[Weezy]

Well, no. So even me saying that, we had a deeper conversation, right? I don't want kids. We're fucking. I know that we're fucking with protection, so I'm not even asking him if there's anyone else he's fucking. I don't think we're there yet. But when I say, when you're ready to go have kids, go find someone. To me, that's me letting him know. Like, when he gets to a place where he wants something, I don't even want him to think he can apply any pressure to make me change my mind or make me feel like I have to show up in a way that I've already said I'm not going to. I think when we date people with intention or not, because yes, we'll deal with people and then fall into feelings. We get dynatized. We think that we just want a friends with benefits relationship. And then it's like, oh my God, you coming over every day now. I'm cooking for you now. I like you. All of those things, yes, they happen. But I'm very clear about that. And so to me, if he is this grown ass man at the age of 35, really wants to have kids before it's too late, I'm fine with him saying, yo, you're not willing. You're not able to give me what I need right now. I need to go get that. And I might cry an attitude, but I'm okay with that. And I think that that's the thing. Like, I'm not gonna try to be somebody that I'm not, that I don't want to be that. And I think that we have to put that same onus on the man. Like a lot of us show up in ways that we don't want to for the sake of a man often. And so if that's what he's doing with me, I hope he's not. Because I want him to be true to himself. That's going to be his job, to step away from me. And for me, it's not to push away no good dick. Bitch, I'm sorry. I'm going to keep getting a good.

[Mandy V]

Dick till he almost don't want you to go eat with this nigga.

[Weezy]

Just keep getting fucked. Why wait? Now you are telling me that now I can't get fed by a nigga?

[Mandy V]

Only because he said he feels like he's being treated by meat.

[Weezy]

Well, that's why I said he could take me out to go get some soup. Shit.

[Mandy V]

No, I'm saying I think when Michelin star, when they make something sex focused because they know that's what they like. I actually really believe niggas need to let that shit rock.

[Weezy]

Oh, no, you should have seen, girl. Cause I didn't make them feel like me. So we put on like the documentary around the submersible and then we started fucking. So we paused it and then he left. Cause I had a flight. Bitch, there's 25 minutes left. Do you know he said, don't finish watching it till I come back. That's hot, bitch. Now we watching shit together.

[Eddie]

That's hot.

[Mandy V]

Oh, I thought, I thought, wait. Oh, he Left. Left.

[Weezy]

I thought, no, he left for the night, but we had 25 minutes left and I was like. And he told me not to finish it until he come back over. Is that like leaving something? Making sure he come back, you know what I mean?

[Mandy V]

Yeah, my nigga didn't talk to me all night because I watched White Lotus without him, bro.

[Weezy]

It becomes a. Well, he was. Wait, so is that more, more intimate than him taking me out to eat?

[Eddie]

Kind of, yeah.

[Weezy]

Saving a Netflix show.

[Eddie]

Yes. Yeah, yes, yes, yes.

[Mandy V]

I will agree.

[Eddie]

Way more than Babe.

[Weezy]

No, no, no.

[Eddie]

That's just a pet.

[Weezy]

I'm not gonna lie. You know what's crazy?

[Mandy V]

You know what's crazy?

[Eddie]

Experience for him.

[Weezy]

You know what's crazy? I didn't check him on the Babe, but if it happened again, I might have.

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[Weezy]

So is there a way to check someone on a technique?

[Mandy V]

I can't check them anymore.

[Weezy]

Why?

[Mandy V]

You're too far.

[Weezy]

Which we have only fucked three times.

[Eddie]

Yeah, but now you're saving documentary.

[Mandy V]

Now you're doing the food thing. Now you guys are picking. You're too far. It's like, what are you talking about now? I can't say, babe. Bitch, shut up. Did he sleep over?

[Weezy]

He hasn't slept over yet. Okay, he hasn't slept over yet, but that's why he feels like me. And I was like, well, nigga, I had a flight. You had to get up early for work. Well, just wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Mandy V]

Now that there's. You made an excuse to why he couldn't sleep over, instead of saying, oh.

[Weezy]

No, I did say I would like, I like slumber parties. So I said, we got to do that soon, and he can't call you babe. I don't like the pet names, bro. I just. I don't like that. If y' all go back to maybe, like, year three of horrible decisions. I've never really liked the pet names, bro. Cause it makes me feel like you just forgetting my name. Like you fucking with a whole bunch of bitches, and it's the easy way out.

[Mandy V]

I got a little tea about a friend of mine. You've only met him once or twice. One of my gays. I don't want to say his name, though. But he was, like, saying something about you, and I was like, was Mandy like that?

[Weezy]

What did he say about me?

[Mandy V]

So in the Breakfast Club interview.

[Weezy]

Yes.

[Mandy V]

You said you were single.

[Weezy]

Mm.

[Mandy V]

He called me and he's like, I knew it. I was like, knew what? He's like. After listening to the show, Mandy, when she, like a nigga, got an energy that I didn't hear from her this time around.

[Weezy]

Ooh.

[Mandy V]

And I was like, really? He was like, oh, I remember Mandy was giggly. And he was like, so Mandy wasn't giving that energy. I said, you know, I'm gonna bring this up. I didn't notice that energy. I think he's gonna be at the book signing tonight, so I'm gonna have him bring it up.

[Weezy]

Keep going, keep going.

[Mandy V]

He Said to me a thing that I thought was very interesting. He said, I wasn't even trying to be. What's the word when you're wanting something to go bad? Malicious.

[Weezy]

Okay.

[Mandy V]

He said, listening, it was like I knew Mandy. It felt like he liked him. Or Mandy was just. She didn't get Goo Goo Gaga. And I've heard her be gua on the show. Your ex, the recent ex.

[Weezy]

Okay.

[Mandy V]

He's like. I would hear Mandy be like, oh, my man, my man. And get so feminine and girly and whatever. He's like, I knew.

[Weezy]

I absolutely did that with my ex.

[Mandy V]

I know.

[Weezy]

Oh.

[Mandy V]

But point he's saying is when Mandy likes a nigga, she's like that. And so I'm saying, when you like.

[Weezy]

A nigga and he call you bad.

[Mandy V]

Bitch, babe, you know you'll enjoy it. It's just really gotta like a nigga.

[Weezy]

You know what's crazy? I like him, but I am so like anti relationship right now.

[Mandy V]

Right?

[Weezy]

Like, but I don't, I don't want it to go that far.

[Mandy V]

You are really gay.

[Weezy]

And I don't think, like. And I don't think I'm the one for him.

[Mandy V]

That's. You're. You're saying you're validating the whole thing. When you really like a nigga and you're into a nigga, your energy is different.

[Weezy]

Yeah.

[Eddie]

You are like super locked in.

[Mandy V]

And I didn't think about it.

[Weezy]

Okay, that's possible.

[Mandy V]

And honestly, it's crazy because I wonder if people felt that from you while talking about your most recent ex. Because for a person who's met you once or twice to be like, nah, I heard Mandy be different before.

[Weezy]

Yeah, with a narcissist. I was throwed over a nigga during. If you listen to the eight years of this fucking podcast, I was throwed over 247's dick, Lawyer Bae, who had a lot of issues, and my ex soulmate. Those are the only three niggas that I've ever been googly over. I talk about good dick.

[Mandy V]

I don't think you were that googly over Lawyer bae. But I.

[Weezy]

Well, it was, it was very short lived.

[Mandy V]

I remember it was very short lived. I remember one thing specifically you said. And I was like, oh, boy, was.

[Weezy]

I googly over a nigga that I thought was my soulmate. Yes.

[Mandy V]

I said something about something wrong. You said, he don't do nothing wrong.

[Weezy]

He didn't. He was perfect for the whole first year.

[Mandy V]

And that's my point.

[Weezy]

But I also say, and it's Weird, because even in therapy, I'm talking about it, that whole timeline of me. First off, it was the pandemic. I was cooking every day. I wasn't outside. We were only together, me, him and my fucking cat. Like, because of the world shutting down, Crystal was battling breast cancer. Like, I wasn't even allowed to be around my core group of friends. So he was my universe, literally for a year. Which is why he was perfect to me. We had no outside influences.

[Mandy V]

But I don't think about him being perfect or not. I think when you talk to someone.

[Weezy]

To me, he's the only person I've ever been like that with. And it's why I had such the difficult time saying that L word to my ex. Because this was the first person I let all of my guards down for. This is the first person I said I love you to. And this is the first person that I like literally kept going back to and. And I felt like I lost myself again. And so me even saying the L word to my new ex. Yes, I probably went into my last relationship with trauma that I didn't realize I had. Even with the L word, I felt like I was a delusional dumb ass bitch when I was in love with him.

[Mandy V]

Being in love isn't delusional to me is.

[Weezy]

This is all to me. Love is not delusion for a lot of people. For me, when I said that word to a man, when it was said back to me, when I look back at it now, I felt delusional, I felt stupid. I kept going back as well to him for the face of love, which is what I said on this podcast bitch, when I went back time nine it was because, well, they say that love is hard and you gotta fight for it. And all the little things about love that I thought I had to be in with him makes me feel stupid in hindsight. So maybe it's not even that it was love. Maybe I was just literally throwed over a narcissist. Maybe the self worth I thought I had didn't exist. Maybe there was still things I was getting over. But for me, what that relationship resembles now is so like choppy that no love to me isn't that. And the way I was googly eyed for that man, the way I was able to exist with him, I literally look back now, I've talked about it in therapy and I'm like, bro, the world was ending.

[Mandy V]

Do you think that you can be or that being googly can be something safe when you're with someone? I mean, and let's be honest, your most recent ex, like, you enjoyed that company. Absolutely affirming. Like, do you think you could ever be googly again and feel safe? Like, do you think that there's safety in that?

[Weezy]

I just think I have said it now a few times. My mom, my sister, myself, and a lot of the conversations with my friends, it's a work in progress. Having felt so safe in that relationship during the pandemic and feeling so hurt and betrayed and manipulated and gaslit and all those things, in hindsight, to me, I'm still at a place where I haven't felt safety with a man. So I can't say that. Like, I could be googly eyed and throw it over, nigga. And this again could be my defense mechanism as to why Captain Hook ain't really getting the googly from me. I don't want that right now. And I don't know when I'm going to be ready to get that. But right now, especially having to navigate not wanting children, not wanting these things and standing firm on it and finding someone that respects that, to me, I'm really cool with just enjoying the joys of life. My friendships, being able to live in Atlanta now and be close to my fucking friends, like, it feels so good. And not saying that I didn't have friends in New York, but like, these are my friends I've been friends with for like 15 plus years. Like, Crystal just made it to 14. My other friend, we've been friends since 10th grade. So, like, these friends are like, they've just known me, it just feels different. And so for me, it's that it's traveling. It's the new baby of our book. It's the new baby of selective ignorance. It's me thinking, okay, realistically, I'm in this new city, what other things do I want to do? And so for me, a relationship doesn't seem like the work I want to do right now.

[Mandy V]

And relationships are work. I said it like, yeah, and I worked with club shit. I had to make space. And I don't think I had the space around the time that I broke up with obe. And it's a good thing. I don't know, it's a good thing I didn't meet my partner. And I remember he was saying the same thing to me, like, damn. Even like six months earlier, I don't know, where would we be? Because you actually do have to make room. And making room is something that, like, I don't think it sucks because we could wanna receive love, intimacy, whatever but it's like, timing matters if I'm just kind of prioritizing this thing. I just realized this week, just with our press tour. Move, blah, blah, blah. Whatever is going on. He was gonna come over yesterday. Yes. We just got back from a trip together. It's only been 24 hours. He was like, miss you. I was like, miss you too. Come over. And I was like, just say, heads up. I have makeup at 10:30 in the morning. He's like, all right, baby, I'm gonna. I'll stay home. I'll see you at the book signing. And I was like, why can't you come over? He's like, we're gonna get wrapped up in shit. And by the time you wake up for me with breakfast, you got makeup, like, I need to leave you alone. And I was laughing about it to myself, because I'm like, oh, my God. Like, there is really a world of, like, you don't have time.

[Weezy]

Yeah.

[Mandy V]

Like, I don't.

[Weezy]

I. I don't have time. I don't want to get fucked.

[Mandy V]

But it's true. I don't have time.

[Weezy]

I want to get fucked, but I don't have time. And this is gonna sound. By the way, this is gonna sound bad. Y' all know limited vocabulary. It's gonna sound bad.

[Mandy V]

Is it gonna sound bad or is it gonna be.

[Weezy]

I don't have the time right now. This is gonna sound so bad. And I know it, but I don't know another word to use. I don't have the time right now to consider somebody else that doesn't sound stupid. Okay, well, they be fucking. They be dragging me for everything. God damn it. Oh, my God. I said, motherfuckers deserve the relationships they in, and I'm getting dragged. So people deserve to be killed and abused. Shut the fuck up. I don't know the world is any.

[Mandy V]

I missed a few texts from him, and he wrote me back and said, do you love me? I wrote him back. I said, you are pages 88 through 90 in my book. I love you. And.

[Weezy]

Ooh, don't make that to clarify. Cause there's a lot of people who ain't get mentioned in my book.

[Mandy V]

No, I was just fucking around and I said, I really am feeling selfish right now.

[Weezy]

Sorry.

[Mandy V]

And he was like, you're good, baby. Like, it's your week. But I think you actually do need to kind of say to someone, I don't.

[Weezy]

I can't consider or. I don't have the capacity to be responsible right now for how you feel or how you Want to be treated because I don't have the capacity to be there for you right now.

[Mandy V]

I just need to say that. And I think it didn't hit me this is the first time in this relationship because when we went on the Last horrible tour, 20, 23, him and I were dating.

[Weezy]

Oh, yeah. Last year, we didn't tour at all.

[Mandy V]

I know last year was easy to be, bitch.

[Weezy]

That's why I was on the phone with Acta BAE for three hours. And I was chilling, bitch, I ain't got the time to talk to a nigga that long now in the book.

[Mandy V]

And then he came over like, bruh. So now he's like, yo, it's cool. Don't worry. And I'm appreciative of that. But, you know, he even hit me and said, what do you need me to do? Do you want me to drive you? Like, tell me, you know, some help you need, like, you know, on this move. Do you want me to take you to Connecticut? You want me to take you guys here? And I'm like, yo, I don't even want you to feel so over exhausted from our shit. And I. And I. I was like, I guess we really do have to be a part. I gotta get this shit done. And it feels good. It's great. Like, you know, especially when knowing that, like, you have the support, but it does make you be like, oh, I.

[Weezy]

Gotta be selfish, bruh, the way I want dick. And I had to tell him I'm supposed to be bleeding when I get back. So then I gotta go on another trip. It's literally like 12 days before I could even have dick again. And I'm like, damn, I gotta tell you. You can't even fuck me for the next two weeks.

[Mandy V]

Oh, my God.

[Weezy]

Like, what the fuck?

[Mandy V]

I need to tell you guys something. This was a very weird, nasty little flirt that should probably be illegal from the guy at one of the pharmacies in Lower east side.

[Weezy]

What the fuck?

[Mandy V]

Okay, so since this is the ketchup and mustard and you just said bleeding at this point.

[Weezy]

No, at this point. Decisions, decisions. Y' all wanted some horrible decisions. Content. Here the you go.

[Mandy V]

Okay, so if you want more, you can go to Patreon. This is where we do it. So I didn't realize I order my medicine or my birth control from one of those, like, subscription services that just send them to you. I don't know if it's in la. I don't know. But I'm on my last pill today, this morning, and I'm like, oh, it's book pub day and I'm hyped. I'm like, damn it, my alarm went off. You know it always goes off in an interview. This. I called the company, they're like, shit, we can't get it here for 72 hours. Now I'm a little nervous because this would be my ovulation time. Technically, I'm just scared and I'm on low estrogen.

[Weezy]

And girl, just don't fuck.

[Mandy V]

Right?

[Weezy]

I think that's talk about you scared bitches. Don't fucked it.

[Mandy V]

First of all, you fucking assholes.

[Weezy]

Look, even Edda was like, just easy fix, bro. Why?

[Mandy V]

It's not that. It's just. I don't know how. If it, like, throws you off.

[Weezy]

Well, just don't fuck for how long? So you get your shit back on.

[Mandy V]

But it's not even that once I take the pill, does it throw me off? I don't want inconsistencies. I heard when you're on low estro, it like, really only lasts in your body for 24 hours.

[Eddie]

So don't fuck.

[Weezy]

So don't fuck for 24 hours.

[Mandy V]

It's not just 24 hours.

[Weezy]

So don't fuck for 48 hours. It's not that.

[Mandy V]

So don't fuck for 72 hours just to throw my body off for like.

[Weezy]

A week, girl, ask for a week.

[Mandy V]

This is an emergency.

[Weezy]

Don't fuck for a week. Wait till you get back regulated.

[Mandy V]

No, it's not going to work for me. So anyway, everybody's trying to. Because you're engineer, I don't appreciate this. Like, you're not in our con. Don't laugh. Okay, so this happened. So I'm like, what do I do? So the lady on the phone goes, this is advice that's off the record, but if you prove that you have a subscription, sometimes you can go to a local pharmacy and they'll actually give you, like, an emergency script. Just try it. She was like, it happens most time for, like, inhalers or things that are like, dire. Emergency insulin.

[Weezy]

Birth control is. Do they consider birth control dire?

[Mandy V]

Because it could throw you off. So anyway, went to cvs. No, went to Walgreens, maybe. Then I went to a local one and there was a man, and he was young, maybe 38. I'm not trying to smile. It's just the way that he was flirting to me was crazy. So he's like, how can I help you? And I was like, I know this is a bit unorthodox. I've never even shopped here before. But I'm your neighbor and I'm trying to get this script filled for this birth control and I'm a little worried, you know, it'll throw my cycle off. Hormonal, whatever he said. With these eyes, I swear to God. You need it that fast, you need it that badly. And by the way he's smiling. I know he's gonna give it to me.

[Weezy]

This sounds like a violation. Yeah, like a healthcare professional.

[Eddie]

It's like a HIPAA kind of thing.

[Weezy]

This is giving a Tyler Perry response. That's why I say it felt wrong, very inappropriate.

[Mandy V]

Then I'm like, okay, I guess I'll just do this back. I was like, well, it's not that. It's just. Then I'll start my cycle if I don't take it and I just don't want it to. He was like, can't have that on a summer day. And I was like, ew, no, no, no.

[Weezy]

Just cause we yucking it. You liked it. So sit here. Don't change your face now.

[Mandy V]

No, I flirted for birth control. Hold on.

[Eddie]

Wow.

[Mandy V]

So right now it is 10:10am I just left Trap House workout and I'm just like. Like, how long is this gonna take? So I was like, I'm gonna just give him what he want. I was like, listen, I really need it badly because I do have plans this week and I don't wanna mess anything up and I would rather be safe than sorry. He's like, I want you to be really, really safe too. I don't want you to have any mishaps. He goes, but we do have condoms. Would you like condoms? And I'm like, oh, now you want.

[Weezy]

Me to say I don't want it?

[Mandy V]

You was condoms. I want a cream pie. How about the berry?

[Eddie]

I don't know if that's what you wanted.

[Weezy]

I don't think that's. I just giving you an alternative like we just did.

[Mandy V]

Yeah, look, we said don't have sex.

[Weezy]

He said, condoms. And now you feel.

[Mandy V]

I said, well, they're not guaranteed. So I would like, bro, they are.

[Weezy]

99% and bitch the 0.1 swimmer. Bro, are you kidding me right now?

[Mandy V]

So I was like, please, bro, do you hear this?

[Weezy]

Could you just give it to me now? Condoms? Are you serious? Bitch?

[Mandy V]

I want.

[Weezy]

Neither is birth control. Do you know how many women have gotten pregnant on birth control?

[Mandy V]

I would like you to shut up.

[Weezy]

I actually want to look up ChatGPT. I think. I think condoms have a better. I think condoms have a better success rate than.

[Mandy V]

Well, I wouldn't have been.

[Eddie]

No. But you're not on the pill right now.

[Mandy V]

I just took it. Oh, you gave it to me. Oh, this is how he gave it to me. So after he gave it to me, I said I didn't want no condoms. He's like, all right, I'm gonna give you another brand that we have here.

[Weezy]

You said low estrogen birth control pills.

[Mandy V]

Yeah, I'm trying to be as Lorna. I think I'm on.

[Weezy]

I just want to know which one is more effective. Chatgpt my man be giving me all the tea. Okay. They're both effective methods.

[Mandy V]

Now let me pull this up because she's a cut.

[Weezy]

Okay? There's a 1% difference. Perfect. Use effectiveness condoms is 98%. Low estrogen pills are 99%.

[Mandy V]

Okay?

[Eddie]

So, I mean, the pill sounds like it's a better.

[Weezy]

Yeah, but there's still like.

[Eddie]

It's still only 99.

[Weezy]

You still got the 1% that you were scared of, hon. Anyway, you just saying.

[Mandy V]

So he goes to get it, and he goes, I want you to pick. So.

[Eddie]

Pick what?

[Weezy]

Pick what?

[Mandy V]

He's like, the brand. He's like, so let me just show you. He's like, whatever's best for you. So then he puts them out in his hand like this. So I had to fucking grab it instead of putting it down on the table. And I was like, he wants to fuck me. He wants me in and around his mouth. And you know what? I just didn't want him to say no. So I was like, I'll take that one. And I, like, kind of tapped his wrist, and he was like, that was so good. That was so good. You made that choice.

[Weezy]

I was like, ah, bitch.

[Mandy V]

Anyway, rang it up. The shit was $48.

[Weezy]

I said, hold on now.

[Mandy V]

That sound high. It's only 30 days. What the fuck? So he's like, I'm gonna give you a discount if you come back to me. I'm never coming back.

[Weezy]

That sounds like you cheated on your man.

[Eddie]

That sounds a little cheating.

[Weezy]

I'm not gonna lie. This felt.

[Eddie]

I felt a little cheating. This is a lot that it's micro cheating.

[Mandy V]

Should I cut this out of the episode?

[Weezy]

No, it's staying in, bruh. Executive decision.

[Mandy V]

I had to do what I had.

[Weezy]

To do to get your birth control pills because you couldn't use condoms.

[Mandy V]

Mandy, it's not about the condoms. I'm really scared to get off birth control for, like a day, because if I throw my shit off, do you want me to be a Looney Tuner this week? I'm already sleeping.

[Weezy]

I mean, birth control pills make you.

[Mandy V]

Do that too, but if you're off.

[Eddie]

It is going to throw you off.

[Mandy V]

It's just like, I'm a little worried about being off. And also, like, the way people scare you about birth control. Like, you have to take it this time. You don't want to do this. Like, it's just too scary. And I've also, you know, I don't know how deep we are into the book, but if you read my love chapter, like, that shit was scary, bitch, I don't wanna.

[Weezy]

I feel it.

[Mandy V]

I wanna know when I'm pregnant, so. Me too.

[Weezy]

So I can pull out the vacuum. Pull out the vacuum. Pull out the vacuum. Pull out the vacuum. Pull out the vacuum. Pull out the vacuum. My man.

[Mandy V]

Thank you so much for joining us this week on another episode. You know what, Decisions.

[Weezy]

First off, this is for y' all bitch ass hoes on a motherfucking. By the way, just so you know, this is a Celsius making me this way.

[Eddie]

No, I know this is not.

[Mandy V]

I've never had one.

[Weezy]

So real quick, by the way, this is Celsius. What happened to her immunity juice this morning? And something else, because I have so much anxiety. That's really like, my anxiety right now is fucking off the charts and I'm PMSing blood about to come out my pussy in a day, bitch.

[Mandy V]

You know, I need a bird you want me go to.

[Weezy]

So. No, no, no.

[Mandy V]

So.

[Weezy]

So I talked to my. I talked to my friends. They say no caffeine and bit. You know, I drink. Oh, wait, is this. She said no caffeine. This is healthier caffeine than coffee.

[Eddie]

Mad caffeine.

[Weezy]

She said no coffee. So she said, do a Celsius. It's healthier. She said no caffeine, no liquor. So. Bitch. Also all week I'm not drinking liquor. So, like, anyways, this is getting me hyped. So I do want to talk to y' all real quick because this was an episode of Decisions, Decisions. And you puss ass hoes since the rebrand want to act like changing one motherfucking word, then change who the fuck we is? Just know this is why y' all hoes just got your ass a horrible decision. You changed.

[Mandy V]

You fucked more niggas than me.

[Weezy]

No, no, no, no, no. Oh, yeah.

[Eddie]

Bring it back.

[Weezy]

No, no, no. Why are they bringing this back?

[Mandy V]

You fuck eight niggas that I fuck seven. Boop.

[Weezy]

You just wanted me to have one more than you. And that is crazy because I feel like you're still leaving someone out.

[Eddie]

I just want to say.

[Mandy V]

I'm really not.

[Eddie]

Your energy drink has 200 milligrams of caffeine, which is like considered a really strong.

[Mandy V]

Didn't Kevin Sam his eye like that? Calm down.

[Weezy]

No, no, no. He died. Rp fucking a girl. Like that was way too young for him.

[Mandy V]

No, they said that there was. He consumed high energy drink or something.

[Weezy]

I never drink high energy drinks.

[Eddie]

Blood pressure.

[Weezy]

Yeah, he was old.

[Eddie]

He had hypertension.

[Weezy]

He was like in his 50s.

[Mandy V]

He had hypertension.

[Weezy]

Talking about fat women that bad? Damn. Yo, Rip. Jesus.

[Mandy V]

I'm sorry.

[Weezy]

Like, rest in pleasure.

[Mandy V]

That's what he does. She get the relationship you deserve? Listen, drinking the damn women like they're healthy.

[Weezy]

We got shit to do.

[Mandy V]

Them still big.

[Weezy]

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[Mandy V]

That's how does he say it?

[Weezy]

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[Mandy V]

Thanks, babe.

[Weezy]

See you next week, babe.

[Ice Cube]

Ice Cube's big three is the surprise hit of the summer. This Saturday, 4pm Eastern on CBS. With playoff elimination on the line. The most physical, fiercest and competitive basketball in the world. Miami's Michael Beasley and Lance Stevenson must win to make the playoffs. And breakout star Dwight Howard of the LA Riot will battle Gary Payton's Boston squad in a do or die match for both teams. Six teams are allowed for four spots and all must win. There's no crying in the big three. And the no holds barred action starts Saturday at 4:00pm Eastern, 1:00pm Pacific. Presented by iHeart.

[Mandy V]

This is an iHeart podcast.