EP. 439: Why You Need A Medium Ugly Man (Ft. Rosy)

Summary

Decisions, Decisions – EP. 439: Why You Need A Medium Ugly Man (Ft. Rosy)

Date: September 22, 2025
Hosts: Mandii B, WeezyWTF
Guest: Rosie (Say Less Podcast)

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Episode Overview

This lively episode of Decisions, Decisions features Mandii B, WeezyWTF, and special guest Rosie from Say Less Podcast, diving into candid conversations about dating, relationship expectations, and why having a “medium ugly” man might be the move. The trio uses real-life humor, relatable stories, and bold honesty to dissect current dating culture, societal pressures, personal preferences, and the liberating power of defining your own standards in love and sex.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Relationship Status & The Evolution of Standards

(06:21 – 08:30)

• Catching Up: The hosts start with personal updates, discussing dating statuses and the differing phases of being single and in relationships after 30.
• Changing Preferences: Mandii B reflects on moving from dating “bad boys” and those with a “felon aesthetic” to now appreciating emotionally available and reliable partners.

  "I was like, you know what? He's actually a really good guy. Like, why am I not?" – Mandii B (08:30)

• Physical vs. Emotional Attraction: Mandii B admits a past attraction to men that look “rough or hood,” but now values qualities like stability (“nerds”).

2. Modern Dating: Expectations vs. Reality

(08:01 – 10:45)

• Aging & Dating App Woes: The group discusses how dating in their 30s is affected by shifting expectations and the pressures of social media.
• Unrealistic Checklists: Mandii B points out the common trend of women showing up with an extensive checklist, which sometimes makes dating needlessly complicated.

3. Liberation in Emotional Unavailability

(11:08 – 17:00)

• Navigating Dating Without Commitment: Rosie shares her current phase of being “emotionally unavailable but fulfilled,” challenging patriarchal expectations that shame women for nontraditional dating.
• Patriarchal Standards and Public Judgment: Rosie addresses the criticism she faces online for not wanting traditional roles or pet names in dating:

  “There’s this, like, kind of fight right now where I'm just like, am I wrong for feeling liberated, for being emotionally unavailable for a relationship, but still navigating dating?” – Rosie (12:56)

• Honesty and Boundaries: All agree that open communication about intentions is crucial—no one is “wasting time” if boundaries and expectations are clear upfront.

4. Double Standards and Oversharing in Dating

(18:22 – 23:12)

• Oversharing vs. Omitting: Discussion about whether you should disclose everything to partners; Mandii admits to omitting details and likens it to what men do.
• Double Standard in Multi-Dating: The hosts highlight how women dating multiple people are judged differently than men:

  "I like being a lit, powerful, rich fuckboy right now. It feels great. It feels empowering." – Rosie (21:32)

5. Truth & Dare: Kinks and Fantasies

(25:55 – 29:37)

• Truth: Mandii B shares her curiosity about trying “real-life bondage,” noting the importance of doing it with someone experienced.
• Dare: The roundtable shares their filthiest, under-10-word dirty talk lines, resulting in much laughter and some NSFW creativity.

6. Dating “Medium Ugly” Men – Why You Should Consider It

(47:24 – 59:05)

• Defining “Medium Ugly”: The group discusses why “medium ugly” or unconventional-looking men often make better, more loyal partners.

  “I have a thing for schmedium ugly. I like them to be ugly, but they got like…they cool. And they have this little aura about them and they're funny. And so those are the little things I look [for].” – Mandii B (54:30)

• Relationship Satisfaction vs. Societal Standards: The story of a beautiful friend happily dating a “fat” man but feeling ashamed to introduce him due to societal expectations. The trio argues that happiness, not appearance, should take priority:

  “Maybe you were settling with the last fucking Lakers player when he wasn't treating you right and we were crying, like, you're happy and you're settling?” – Kaz Lowkey (51:11)

7. Judging and Being Judged: The Social Pressure of Appearances

(53:08 – 59:05)

• Friend Judgment: The conversation reflects on worrying about friends’ perceptions when introducing a less conventionally attractive partner.
• Role Reversal: Discussion on the double standard of men dating “hoes” vs. women dating “fat” or “ugly” men.
• Final Thoughts: The hosts advocate embracing your preferences and not letting external judgments dictate your happiness.

  “I want everyone to be happy. Whether you are dating multiple people and emotionally unavailable or whether you are in a flourishing relationship with the man of your dreams that might be fat, but that’s okay.” – Rosie (59:29)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Emotional Unavailability:
  “Even though I'm emotionally unavailable for partnership right now, I am really fulfilled in my dating life… I'm not lying to no niggas. Like, I'm very open and honest with everyone.” – Rosie (12:28)

• On Multi-Dating:
  “At any given moment, all of y’all may be in the same room at this point, because everybody can pull up. Let's all have a good time together.” – Mandii B (18:17)

• On Double Standards:
  “Why the fuck do these niggas come…? If these niggas talk together and be like, Are you fucking Mandy? Are you talking to Mandy? It's up to them whether they want to see or exactly…” – Rosie (21:16)

• Dirty Talk Challenge:
  “I want you… Wait, wait, wait. Come in my mouth and let me spit it back into your mouth.” – Mandy B (28:25)

• The Wisdom of the Medium Ugly Man:
  “Medium ugly people go together all the time.” – Rosie (48:24)
  “I think settling is only when you're unhappy. If you're enjoying your relationship, it's not settling.” – Kaz Lowkey (49:19)

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Important Segment Timestamps

• [06:21] – Relationship status updates and the rough patch of single life
• [11:08] – Emotional unavailability, patriarchy, and being judged for dating style
• [18:22] – Oversharing and playing the dating “game” as women
• [25:55] – Truth or Dare: kinks and dirty talk challenge
• [42:34] – Reaction to the “Passport Bro” trend and relationships with power imbalances
• [47:24] – “Medium Ugly” men, friend judgment, and dating for happiness
• [53:08] – Judging partners by social standards and embracing actual happiness

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Tone and Takeaways

With their trademark blend of rawness, irreverence, and humor, Mandii, Weezy, and Rosie dismantle dated assumptions about who and how women should date. They champion honesty, personal standards, and liberation from the outdated rulebook. Whether talking about emotional honesty, unusual kinks, or the politics of dating men who aren’t IG-model-ready, the hosts advocate choosing what works for you—even if that means a “medium ugly” happily-ever-after.

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Takeaway:
Your relationship choices are yours alone. Standards, checklists, and societal judgments? Leave them at the door. The best love stories might just come from breaking the rules, being vulnerable, and keeping it real—especially with the “medium ugly” man.

Transcript

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[Kaz Lowkey]

Welcome to Decisions, Decisions.

[Rosie]

I don't think you should say Decisions, Decisions. It sounded like you was talking. It cursed him.

[Kaz Lowkey]

You definitely say to welcome.

[Rosie]

Welcome to the new podcast.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Oh, wait, you want to say it together?

[Rosie]

Decisions, Decisions. Hey, guys. Welcome to another episode of Decisions, Decisions. I'm your girl, Mandy B. AKA Peg, Thee Stallion, AKA Peg and Marco, AKA that Beach, AKA Full Court Pups.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Hey, y', all, I'm Weezy. We got a guest in the building. We don't want you to say less.

[Rosie]

But, yeah, you gotta say more today. We always do. We always.

[Kaz Lowkey]

We always.

[Rosie]

We have one half of the say Less podcast with Kaz and Rosie.

[Mandy B.]

I tried to bring Kaz. I tried to bring.

[Rosie]

We did. We did. You know what? When I found out, like, he had to spend the day with Mello, I was like, okay, I would have done that, too. I don't want to be with you bitches. So we do not have Kaz here today, but hopefully we can bring y' all on since he a whole father.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I got a whole working father recently when I was in this conversation about podcasts where there was a host that someone didn't know. And what's the girl? Melissa Mendez. What's her name that was on the Joe Budden podcast.

[Rosie]

First Melissa Ford.

[Kaz Lowkey]

No, no, no. Red hair.

[Mandy B.]

Marissa. Marissa, Marissa, Marissa.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I was like, there's Marissa. There was Sophie on Call Her Daddy. There was Kaz on flagrant. Like, a lot of people don't realize shows where there's another host that you never seen. Right?

[Rosie]

Or that just left. There's a lot of. There's a lot of pods.

[Kaz Lowkey]

No, I mean, never seen. Like, you maybe picked up on the pod and don't even know the pod's origin. Don't know the original cast member, but they brought in some girl. We need girl on a man pod. I hate a man explaining podcast.

[Rosie]

Yeah, there's some women that could get off of the man.

[Kaz Lowkey]

We call them the.

[Rosie]

The hey Fella podcast, not the hey Fella pod.

[Mandy B.]

Like, hey, fellas, how much you think you can spend on a first date? Hey, fellas. Hey. Hey, fellas. I'm like, y' all get no zero, zero.

[Weezy]

You remember?

[Kaz Lowkey]

That's all of the. I think men. Women are in a drought. You could be a bad bitch in a drought.

[Rosie]

N be getting. I be like, you how they. Oh, no, let's be very clear. Looking at, like, the T app, all the women that swear they have standards. Oh, bitches. You bitches are giving it up for anybody. And I. Actually, maybe we'll play the reactionary clip that I want to play, because I want to read you goddamn bitches later. But I guess we'll start with a quick catch up since we're. Whatever. Rosie's here because we're going to see Chris Brown, right? Everything. And we have bone poses ready in case we're able to get our.

[Mandy B.]

Yeah, I want a JCPenney.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Oh, you booked the meet and greet?

[Mandy B.]

No, girl, we're gonna try to sneak in, though.

[Rosie]

We're famous. As long as we get backstage, I'm taking my job.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Sonogram. That was. That was a little.

[Rosie]

Yeah, that was cute. That was cuckoo. That was cute.

[Mandy B.]

I didn't see that one.

[Rosie]

I love it. It was a girl who brought her.

[Kaz Lowkey]

But, like, he's holding her like, dude, I love it. She's a coconut.

[Rosie]

I just want to know. Now, the only way that's a problem is if she's actually still with her baby daddy. Because, like, girl, that is a.

[Weezy]

Is she still with him?

[Kaz Lowkey]

It's Chris Brown. I don't think Chris Brown's worse than Usher. Cherries. Let's do it. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Rosie]

You think that Chris Brown is worse than a bitch?

[Kaz Lowkey]

If I had a. And I'm holding my sonogram and my booty pushed up on Chris Brown holding.

[Mandy B.]

The belly like it's his baby.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Oh, yeah, yeah. Let me just suck on them cherries.

[Rosie]

That's not worse than cherries.

[Weezy]

Sucking on the cherries is sucking on.

[Rosie]

The cherries in front of all the people, mind you. Look at that. Look at that. No, no. On a cherry.

[Mandy B.]

Damn.

[Rosie]

Usher is dangling that shit. So that's a sexual.

[Kaz Lowkey]

But that was just for fun.

[Rosie]

It's pretty.

[Mandy B.]

Okay, but that's somebody's pantos.

[Kaz Lowkey]

But, bitch, that baby gonna be sitting there. That's somebody baby. That's why Chris found my daddy.

[Guest Speaker]

Oof.

[Rosie]

Nah, that's.

[Kaz Lowkey]

And what if the baby come out like.

[Rosie]

That? Oh, my goodness. Well, I wanted to start with a catch up and check in with y'. All. And yo, your relationship statuses, your. Any stories or dating.

[Kaz Lowkey]

How many statuses can you have on relationships?

[Rosie]

I mean, there's a lot of different status. Well, statuses because it's multiple people.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Huh?

[Rosie]

Us. Us.

[Mandy B.]

Oh, I'm like, oh, yeah. Status.

[Rosie]

Rosie said, bitch, can we keep our.

[Mandy B.]

Friendly conversation with you snitching? Nah. A relationship status is I am finally in one after a long, rough four years. They the single life wasn't bad, but it started getting a little cringy for me.

[Rosie]

What about it?

[Mandy B.]

Like, the date impulse is.

[Rosie]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kaz Lowkey]

What part of the singledom. I actually just talked about this with my boyfriend this morning. I said, the last two years of being single, I did it right. But the first.

[Mandy B.]

You did right?

[Kaz Lowkey]

You said, yeah, those felt good. In the four years, what was the best part of the single? The beginning when you first cut off or when it's getting close?

[Rosie]

Like, what is it?

[Mandy B.]

I would say that mid weird after you're getting over the heartbreak, but it's like you're starting to love yourself more and go outside more and not just to get drunk and forget about shit. Like, you're actually, like, finding true friendships and doing shit you like to do. That's not just like, drinking and partying to try to get over or forget somebody. That was my favorite part. Then we got towards, like, third quarter.

[Rosie]

Not third quarter. Then we hit third quarter, and you.

[Mandy B.]

Hit a rough patch where it's like the scores is tied. Going out there again, and it's just like, bro, it's not. Outside is not what it used to be. Our options are not the best.

[Rosie]

Okay, wait, do you. Does that have to do with aging? Do you think that it's because when you're in your 30s, your actual expectations change? Or do you really think that there ain't no niggas out here?

[Mandy B.]

I feel like in the world we live in right now, the oversharing, the Internet, the social media, it's made unrealistic expectations, to be honest with you. Like, bitches do show up, and I have a lot of male friends, and bitches show up with a checklist, bro. And. Which is fine if you have your standards and boundaries.

[Rosie]

Cool.

[Mandy B.]

But it's like, I'm dating someone right now who I known for a while, and I didn't ever really want to give him a chance. And I was like, you know what? He's actually a really good guy. Like, why am I not?

[Rosie]

Because you wanted them hood niggas. You wanted them thugs, and the bitch had to grow.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Why he's spending Chance. No, no.

[Mandy B.]

The way I want him to look like he had a felony or two.

[Rosie]

And not have them. And we talked about it, and now he's so nice. Look. What? Cause you're laughing. Cause what she's saying. Well, Eddie also know. Eddie is over there also a producer. He be over there to say less crazy.

[Mandy B.]

I like them to look like some felons.

[Kaz Lowkey]

He pull up on your podcast. He Just be pulling up on you.

[Rosie]

Isn't that a thing, too? Like, do you think as a woman, it becomes a time where, bitch, you too old to be going after a man who just looks like he's a problem or just is emotionally not there or, like, when you're ready to settle down.

[Mandy B.]

Okay, so Mandy, shut up. Because we just had this conversation, and I was trying to tell her that it was just a look that was. I had a type. Physically.

[Rosie]

What is it?

[Weezy]

Cause, bitch, we think that's burn a boy type beat.

[Rosie]

There we go.

[Weezy]

Burna boy type beat.

[Rosie]

Burna boy. Dreads, dark skin, rough tail.

[Mandy B.]

Why this?

[Rosie]

You're too far away to be honest.

[Mandy B.]

He's just a fucking nerd. Which I love, by the way. Everybody get you a nerd. Not mine. Get your own.

[Kaz Lowkey]

So I actually don't think the aesthetic is bad. I think it's really like the attachment. For example, Burna Boy is. If someone's saying that to me, I'm be like, okay, you like locs, dark skin? Maybe you like African men? Height, Whatever. That's what I'm a thing. The men true.

[Mandy B.]

All correct.

[Kaz Lowkey]

There's going to be the other part of, like, do you like the fucking, I don't know, the scammer vibe? He got the motherfucking scammer vibe.

[Mandy B.]

He's Nigerian.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Hella chains. My man's Nigerian.

[Rosie]

He ain't scammer.

[Kaz Lowkey]

But I'm saying, like, he got them cousin scammers, which every time we go to a wedding, I'd be like, that nigga really pulling up with this. This big ass chain. But here's the thing. There can be, like, an aesthetic, and then there can literally be just the way that someone looks. What type is that?

[Mandy B.]

No, my type is purely physical. That's physically my type. Now I had to lean into, like, what else do I need? And what else am I not willing to put up with anymore? You know what I'm saying? And it was definitely not those types.

[Rosie]

Yeah.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Cause those types are shitty sometimes. They're spending money on you. They make you fucking feel like you're the best woman ever. Like, they're just like the love bombers. So it could be addictive.

[Mandy B.]

Yeah. Until you get home one day and you're like, I don't feel right. It doesn't feel right.

[Rosie]

It doesn't feel right. Scam likely.

[Mandy B.]

Something doesn't feel right. I don't like it. It's like temporary satisfaction.

[Rosie]

Yeah.

[Mandy B.]

Versus, like, long term.

[Rosie]

I feel loved. And I think that I'm on the opposite end. Right. Now, we were just talking about where I'm at, and the comments from the show don't make this easy. So I had therapy today, and I was grappling with, like, oh, my God, am I not living life right? And, you know, there's a right and wrong, there's a good and bad, But I'm in this phase right now where I am emotionally unavailable. Like, in a way that I'm like, damn. What I'm really doing is when I'm seeing the comments of people comment on how I'm moving with my partners or not wanting to be called babe. Like, I mentioned, like, a couple months ago.

[Mandy B.]

Like, oh, yes, but listen.

[Rosie]

But the comments are from men mostly. And so as I'm having this deep conversation, I'm like. The crazy part about it is, even though I'm emotionally unavailable for partnership right now, I am really fulfilled in my dating life. Like, with the guys that I am dating who are. And mind you, that's another thing y' all gotta realize, too. When women say they're dating, they're not fucking every single guy that is in their life and that they're dating. So, like, right now, I have, you know, guys that I talk to on the phone, that I FaceTime, that I spend time with, that, and they're filling in all of these different pockets. But I don't feel lonely. I don't feel empty. All the ways I used to have, like, casual sex and have so many men in my accommodation and with age.

[Mandy B.]

That shit don't feel good no more, bro.

[Rosie]

But I'm having right now casual sex, and it's. I'm fulfilled. Like, it's fun, it's exciting. It's. With guys that I'm talking to after, we're making plans after. It's great sex.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Wait, what's the living life wrong part? Why do you feel like there could be a wrong.

[Rosie]

Well, there's a wrong because of fucking patriarchy. So when I'm reading the comments, it's a. Fellas, this is. This is the type of bitch that'll drain you spiritually. Fellas, this is the. This is the hoe ass bitch that this is. Da, da, da. There was another comment that said if she was in her 20s, I would get her acting like this, but you too old to be moving like this. And there's this, like, kind of fight right now where I'm just like, am I wrong for feeling liberated, for being emotionally unavailable for a relationship, but still navigating dating, where also, I'm not lying to no niggas. Like, I'm very open and honest with everyone. I'm not wasting anyone's time. They're. They can be here or they cannot. And I guess the doing things wrong has me questioning the stuff that we preach because I'm like, the whole Internet is saying, bitch, you a ho ass, da, da, da, da, bitch. But I'm literally living. Wait, where is this, bro? All in the comments on the. The clip from today.

[Kaz Lowkey]

The clip. I'm thinking YouTube.

[Rosie]

No, it's everywhere. It's everywhere. There's.

[Kaz Lowkey]

So the babe thing. The babe part of it, which someone can judge outside in. Right. When a woman is asking to be treated a certain way, we connect those two emotional behaviors, whether it be cuddling, intimacy, being taken out to eat, even pet names. So I think that might be why that might be on the receiving end. Now, if you like having casual sex without those things, then I could see why you don't appreciate.

[Rosie]

Or I don't like pet names at all.

[Mandy B.]

And I think sometimes people just speak like that.

[Rosie]

Right, Right. But to me, because I don't like pet names, it's. It's crazy because when talking about it, I brought it up in therapy, too. And maybe my expression of not wanting that is I said I didn't like it. And he continued, you don't like it at all.

[Mandy B.]

You didn't like it from me.

[Rosie]

I don't like none of my niggas. I don't have pet names.

[Kaz Lowkey]

You never had your boyfriend called you baby?

[Rosie]

He's not a boyfriend or an ex.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Or guys you're dating?

[Rosie]

No, no.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Guys you date don't say babe.

[Rosie]

No.

[Mandy B.]

You used to call your ex babe.

[Rosie]

My ex. We were in a relationship. My point, the nigga that I was just fucking Captain Hook is not a person I'm with. That hook was hooking, bitch. But no, none of the guys that I like, I mean. And I might if they're, like, depending on their role or if they want to be called a name. Like some niggas like daddy or call me daddy.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Or once you're inside of me, I'm okay. Now. I will tell you, you ever get that text from a first date, and they'd be like, oh, thinking about your baby. Good morning. I'm baby.

[Mandy B.]

But that's what I'm saying.

[Rosie]

But once you're in me and we.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Could have had a baby. Now I'm your baby.

[Rosie]

No, I don't know.

[Mandy B.]

Oh, my God, Mariah, the science.

[Rosie]

I'm your baby.

[Mandy B.]

No, please, the scientist. How I daddy, Am I your baby?

[Rosie]

Whether we fucked or not like, them. Them. Those type of things to me are just like, I don't like it.

[Mandy B.]

I used to be like that.

[Rosie]

You know what I mean?

[Kaz Lowkey]

But to me, does it help you safeguard, though? Is that a deeper thing? Maybe even therapy is the safeguard? Go.

[Rosie]

I know. I don't want to stay here too long. Yeah, yeah, I agree. I agree. But yeah, I agree. I agree. For. For me, it's just being in a space of being a woman who's emotionally unavailable and how that's perceived publicly when it's just like, bro, this feels so powerful. I'm in a good space right now. Like, if y' all remember my breakup, I talked about feeling really empty with the niggas in my life. I don't feel like I need for anything. I get my good morning text, my goodnight text, my How Are youe. My, how is Work? My how I was at Disney World with my family sending, you know, my partner's pictures or whatever of us.

[Mandy B.]

Like, your partner.

[Rosie]

Listen, I sent pictures of us last night.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Bae.

[Rosie]

It's giving. It is not good, babe. I don't call that giving.

[Mandy B.]

You whispering.

[Rosie]

I don't call that babe. It's giving.

[Mandy B.]

You whispering.

[Rosie]

He probably be sleeping.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I'll send a update. You're my baby.

[Rosie]

I don't call that babe. He not my babe. But daddy, though, sometimes.

[Kaz Lowkey]

But being emotionally unavailable, though, we. I also think when someone's emotionally unavailable, they can't even date. Like, I don't know what dating looks like when someone's mostly available because I'm dating different. And I think. I actually don't think anyone dates wrong or right. I think we are just dating the wrong people in the wrong times.

[Mandy B.]

Figured out. Yeah.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I actually don't think there's any wrong way. Genuinely speaking, if you're fucking to get over a breakup, I don't even think that's bad. As long as you fucking niggas that.

[Rosie]

Know you healing a little bit.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Like, seriously, like, whatever. Whatever itches, needing to be scratched. That shit is really it. Now, you could be dating someone that is looking for something different. And to me, that's when you hit a point.

[Mandy B.]

As an adult, you have to make a decision.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Yes, both people, men, that nigga need.

[Rosie]

To make a decision. If you want something else and I'm being honest about what I'm providing you and what my capacity is to give you right now and the things I don't want later, that's on you to then step out. Like, it's not on me if I'm showing And it's the same. It's the same accountability. I ask for women. If a nigga is literally telling you he don't want shit, bitches be like, we don't want a relationship right now. Just stick around expecting something different. Bitch, you are wasting your time. And it's crazy because one of the patrons Shout out to our patrons. Shout out if you. If you want to join us for bonus content. Patreon.com Horrible decisions, bruh. Someone said, damn, Mandy Love wasting niggas time. How am I wasting anyone's time when I'm not upfront with them about what I'm willing to offer, how I want to move, what my boundaries look like? And I told you, if I'm talking to you, I'm letting you know I'm talking to two, three other niggas. And at any given moment, all of y' all may be in the same room at this point, because everybody can pull up. Let's all have a good time together.

[Mandy B.]

Do you know how crazy you sound? Why you sound nuts? Because all these men at the same time could be like, fix your face, sweetie.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I said, that's your friend.

[Rosie]

You sound nuts.

[Mandy B.]

Like, like, all three of y' all might be in the same room, bitch.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Imagine if a n said that to you, though.

[Rosie]

Let me ask you.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Let me ask you.

[Rosie]

Why would you even ask? You got mad that that nigga had.

[Kaz Lowkey]

You at a table with hoes.

[Rosie]

No, no, no, no. Let me ask both of y' all a question right now. I seen you leave before.

[Mandy B.]

Cause of that.

[Rosie]

When?

[Mandy B.]

At a club, when he's like, oh, no, he got me fucked up.

[Rosie]

Oh, no, no, no. It's because he didn't get us drinks. And I was like, n said he didn't get us drinks. But also, I get. Really? No, but I told you, I think he has a kink of pissing me off. I think so too, bro. Every time we go out with this.

[Mandy B.]

Nigga, I think so too.

[Rosie]

He pisses me off. And I be like, fuck that nigga. I'm leaving.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Ah. Do you guys have sex after?

[Rosie]

No. No. Oh, every time. And then I walk out, and then.

[Mandy B.]

I tell her she not going nowhere.

[Rosie]

I'm like, literally, she has to come and get me or he'll send his friends to come get me. And I was like, bro, this is every time. He loves it.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I would like to talk to the whore high for a moment. Get Mandy out of my frame. And when I say I be yelling at my nigga, she's too about to hear you. What Does Mandy do? Oh, she's crazy.

[Rosie]

So what? I want to act a little cuckoo bird. No, I don't. Oh, I don't cuss out. I just leave.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Oh, bitch cuckoo bird is getting mad at a nigga giving him pussy.

[Rosie]

No, no, no.

[Mandy B.]

Maybe that's her kink then.

[Rosie]

Never real mad.

[Kaz Lowkey]

See, I know.

[Rosie]

Always mad.

[Mandy B.]

Either pick a fight.

[Rosie]

Wait, wait. Do I always just say, oh, I'm leaving, And he be like, no, you're not going anywhere. No, I'm leaving. And so I leave. And then.

[Mandy B.]

Okay, so. But what's the difference between him putting you at a table with a bunch of bitches and you putting him in a situation that he don't want to be in with a bunch of other dudes? Like, oh, two other dudes.

[Rosie]

Oh, my. Depending on the nigga. Like, that's what I'm saying. I'm not like, bro, there has been many times where you. You has talked to a nigga with power and money. Maybe I want to act like a powerful nigga with money right now.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Hold on, Glenn. I ain't in it, bitch.

[Rosie]

Yes, you are. You absolutely have been at a table or a clerk. Can we.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Can we mute.

[Mandy B.]

Can we mute her mic real quick?

[Kaz Lowkey]

I don't recall.

[Mandy B.]

Why you talking.

[Rosie]

Both of y'. All. Both of y' all have been. No, because I'mma call you bitches out right now. Cause y' all is not going to make me sound crazy. You have both been to a club, a table, a restaurant.

[Mandy B.]

I ain't never been outside before my due.

[Rosie]

Now you ready? When you was with.

[Mandy B.]

What does outside even mean?

[Rosie]

With a nigga that you was fucking.

[Mandy B.]

I was a virgin before, my man.

[Rosie]

Now you knew that you shared space with another bitch neighbor.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Can I spice up the night? Me and you was at a club, and I didn't even know we was.

[Rosie]

Fucking the same nigga.

[Kaz Lowkey]

And this is why light skinned men aren't good for you. The buck should stop with me. We got. Stop suing me. Don't worry, Jody. Your episode won't be like this.

[Mandy B.]

That these nice.

[Rosie]

And guess what? Hold on. Hey, what did y' all do that night?

[Kaz Lowkey]

Take shots together?

[Rosie]

Nobody left. Y' all had a great time in the house. I just. Wait. We didn't leave together. My point. So why the fuck do these niggas come?

[Mandy B.]

We see laughing with Mr. Light Skin Fuck boy, and I went home.

[Rosie]

But you know what's crazy around the office of me like, I didn't fucking run. So my point. If these niggas talk together and be like, Are you fucking Mandy? Are you talking to Mandy? It's up to them whether they want to see or exactly y' all say it had.

[Kaz Lowkey]

It was a run in.

[Mandy B.]

It was a run in.

[Kaz Lowkey]

But also, I will tell you, I think it would be rude, especially cuz Rosie and I know each other. If none of these are both of.

[Rosie]

Us, none of these niggas know each other.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Actually, like, maybe not.

[Rosie]

I'm not doing that. That's what I'm saying. They don't know each other. And then what? It's. It's. I like being a lit, powerful, rich fuckboy right now. It feels great. It feels empowering. And I see why they sleep at night. But also, it's given, like, every time I'm out now. Hunger Games.

[Kaz Lowkey]

May the best one win.

[Mandy B.]

May the best motherfucker win Tonight.

[Rosie]

I'll fuck any of y'. All. Really? Let's see who I have a best not. I'll.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I'll take anyone.

[Mandy B.]

It's her roster. Yeah, it's her roster.

[Kaz Lowkey]

You know, I've never been in the predicament. I would say where in the same space. I had to, like, really choose. But it's definitely been for the night.

[Mandy B.]

Yeah.

[Kaz Lowkey]

But for me, I do think that might be a case that ever happened.

[Rosie]

I love that y' all keep talking about how y' all done this shit. No, no, no. Make it seem like I'm crazy. I'm not.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I would actually like that. For me, there's a lot of checklist things that I feel like I need to have three niggas out.

[Mandy B.]

Only thing that I said that you're crazy about is telling them. Cause you be oversharing.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I do too much.

[Mandy B.]

You don't.

[Kaz Lowkey]

You don't have to tell shit. Mandy showed her ex boyfriend the Dior bag that the other N got her, and basically, he was like, he wants you to. Where were you?

[Rosie]

We wasn't together yet. Mandy over sharing.

[Mandy B.]

All right, nobody asked. I can have three dudes in one room, but I'm not telling them that. They're all there.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Hey, I went to Barney's today, and look at this new collection. Yes, it's $7,800.

[Rosie]

Sure, I have it. So I love how y' all just are admitting that you lie to the people. You don't lie. We omit information.

[Mandy B.]

Just like men do.

[Weezy]

I like that.

[Rosie]

No, no, no.

[Weezy]

As a man, I agree. I do omit.

[Mandy B.]

You do overshare specifically, ask me something I'm not telling you.

[Rosie]

And because you want to go against me right now, we're playing Truth and Dare bitch. You are doing we we are getting to our segment where I'm not playing with your bullshit. You hear me?

[Mandy B.]

Play Truth or Truth.

[Rosie]

Nope. Nope. Is giving Truth and Dare.

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[Rosie]

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[Mandy B.]

To tell you that Mint's offer of unlimited Premium Wireless for $15 a month is back.

[Rosie]

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[Mandy B.]

Fun if we made $15 bills, but it turns out that's very illegal. So there goes my big idea for the commercial. Give it a [e-mail] switch.

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[Kaz Lowkey]

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[Rosie]

See mintmobile.com.

[Mandy B.]

Y'.

[Rosie]

All. This is a new icebreaker that we have here on the pod when we have guests. And because this bitch wants to go against her friend on a microphone.

[Weezy]

Sorry.

[Rosie]

Act like she ain't done.

[Mandy B.]

I've done it. I just didn't tell them, hey, I.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Love someone else fighting but us. Okay?

[Rosie]

Okay. So do you want to do the truth first or the dare first?

[Weezy]

Get it out of the way.

[Mandy B.]

I want to do two truths.

[Rosie]

Nope.

[Weezy]

Get it out of the way. Get it out of the way.

[Mandy B.]

How bad is the dare?

[Rosie]

It's not bad.

[Mandy B.]

Let me do the truth.

[Rosie]

Truth. What is a kink or fantasy that you're currently curious about but haven't tried?

[Kaz Lowkey]

Well, this is child's play.

[Weezy]

I know what she's going to say.

[Rosie]

She's a little bit more vanilla than we are. Huh? You a little bit vanilla? Like, what's a kink or fantasy that you haven't tried that you actually would.

[Mandy B.]

Try that I haven't tried?

[Kaz Lowkey]

They're not horrible decisions anymore, so spice it up for them.

[Mandy B.]

Oh, man, I don't know why you call me vanilla. I just don't be doing that shit. But I think like, the real life bondage I want to try. Oh, like, like the real life bondage. Not just like your. The handcuffs and the getting tied up. Like, I want to try, like, the real shit.

[Rosie]

You know what's crazy? I be saying that in terms of like. In terms of like, certain kink people. I literally am like, bro, where the fuck am I gonna find a nigga that just has rope in his closet? And then if he has it, where's Dexter? Are you a serial killer?

[Mandy B.]

Where's Barry and Dexter when you need him?

[Rosie]

Literally, I don't know how I would feel if I start dating someone and he just happens to have rope.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Do you ever talk about when my man Valentine's Day, pulled out the restraints? We had already been together for a year. First of all, where the fuck was this like? And who the fuck.

[Rosie]

I'm telling you, when he went to.

[Kaz Lowkey]

The bathroom, I literally went. I lifted up the mattress to see. Did it look used? Was there any oils, lotion? I wanted to see if it was tainted. Cause when the fuck you added this? And why am I just seeing it a year later?

[Rosie]

I'm a Kink ass bitch. I. Maybe because I actually date and deal with, quote unquote, regular guys. I've never met a kinkster. Like, I've never dated a kinky person.

[Mandy B.]

Well, and then. But then here's the thing. Here's the thing. That's something I want to try and want to do, but I know I can't do it with someone who hasn't done it before.

[Rosie]

You have to do it with.

[Mandy B.]

You have to do it with someone who knows.

[Rosie]

Do you think your boyfriend would let you hire someone to have you? No.

[Mandy B.]

Fuck no, baby.

[Rosie]

Okay, well, here's the deer. All right. Think quickly, please. We don't have all fucking day. Dare say the filthiest sentence you can think of in less than 10 words. So the nastiest sentence you can think of.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Now she gotta count y'.

[Rosie]

All.

[Weezy]

She's gonna say.

[Kaz Lowkey]

She's not gonna be able to.

[Rosie]

In less than 10 words.

[Mandy B.]

I'm not gonna what?

[Kaz Lowkey]

Be able to count.

[Mandy B.]

Fuck y'.

[Ad Voice 3]

All.

[Mandy B.]

The kinkiest sentence.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Just say, like, a dirty sex talk. That's real nasty. But hurry up.

[Weezy]

Ready? Three, two, one.

[Mandy B.]

I want you. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come in. Come in my mouth and let me spit it back into your mouth.

[Rosie]

I know that's.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Hold on, wait.

[Rosie]

I got more words right now.

[Kaz Lowkey]

She said, I'll be doing what you do.

[Rosie]

Yes, you do.

[Mandy B.]

I didn't say that. She said that.

[Rosie]

Oh. Oh, you see? Add in your turn, your turn. Add in your turn.

[Mandy B.]

Do I got mores left?

[Kaz Lowkey]

Slowly. Okay, here. Uno, do.

[Weezy]

That's crazy.

[Mandy B.]

Say it in Spanish.

[Weezy]

I cannot do it in Spanish. I want you to get over here and sit on my face. There you go. That's all I got.

[Rosie]

That's all you got?

[Weezy]

That's all I got. I don't do snowballing here, saying that.

[Mandy B.]

On a Tuesday night.

[Rosie]

Okay, here. Here goes mine.

[Kaz Lowkey]

No, I don't want to do mine.

[Rosie]

Hurry up.

[Mandy B.]

You got time to think, though.

[Weezy]

Ready? Three, two, one.

[Mandy B.]

Was that so?

[Rosie]

Bend that ass over and let me milk that dick.

[Weezy]

Oh, my Lord.

[Rosie]

I'm not. Milk that dick. I'm not mad at that dick.

[Weezy]

I don't want to hear the word milk in the bed.

[Rosie]

Okay, so you know how.

[Weezy]

No, I understand. I understand. Yeah. No, yeah.

[Rosie]

Okay. I'm into this.

[Mandy B.]

And put the milk in my mouth.

[Rosie]

And then I'm into this corn thing where like. Okay, hear me out. This is the position. Okay. I don't know if y' all are watching on YouTube, but there's a thing now where. Hold on. Yeah, Imagine Wait, can we go to.

[Weezy]

The wide real quick?

[Rosie]

Yeah. Imagine this. Imagine the camera's over there. So the view is the dick is hanging right here and you only see the asshole. You see the asshole and they dick and then the person is stroking the dick.

[Mandy B.]

So all you see is like the milking.

[Rosie]

Oh, it's a milking position right now I am into it.

[Mandy B.]

I don't want it.

[Rosie]

I don't have to see the face. It's just a Buddha hole with a dick and balls. And you just. They stroke it or they have someone else stroke it. And it's such a beautiful thing.

[Weezy]

Okay, Weezy, you gotta do it too, but involve milk systems involved.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Milk.

[Rosie]

Yeah.

[Weezy]

Cause there was leche right there. Milk right here. Now it's your turn. Leche is also cum in Spanish.

[Mandy B.]

I was spitting it back out.

[Rosie]

Oh, you nasty. Okay, you gotta do something with cum. Come on, bukake queen.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Wait, you said milk.

[Rosie]

Milk is cum nut.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I ran out of milk for the coffee. Can you fuck me? And then we could take the cream out of me.

[Rosie]

That is way too bad. That is way more than.

[Weezy]

I'm not mad at that.

[Rosie]

It's only 10 words.

[Mandy B.]

That's way more than 10 words.

[Rosie]

That shit was like 50.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Oh, bitch.

[Rosie]

No.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I don't give a fuck if you're an account. I did what I could.

[Rosie]

I don't give a fuck if you're an account.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I had to.

[Rosie]

Nobody else was giving a fucking pee is crazy. Okay, next segment. What I really like. And we like to take people's musical cards and black cards away for not knowing this. We have a segment called Poetry.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Not to be confused with Flow Tree. Who everybody thinks I am Marsham Ambrosia.

[Rosie]

That's crazy.

[Kaz Lowkey]

It's exhausting. Bitch.

[Mandy B.]

I could see that.

[Rosie]

Look.

[Mandy B.]

Oh, never thought about that.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Do you know how often this happens? I didn't think Beyonce or something, but it doesn't.

[Rosie]

Huh. Oh, my God.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Oh, no.

[Rosie]

Really?

[Kaz Lowkey]

They really.

[Rosie]

Okay, so, Rosie, I am going to read the lyrics of a song in a very poetic way. Eden, do not jump in. Weezy, do not jump in. However. Oh, you haven't tested me dead. We are gonna see how far if you know what the song is it.

[Mandy B.]

Three, six, nine.

[Rosie]

No. Damn, girl. Five stuck it to me one more time. I was not gonna make it easy. Okay, this one to me is fairly easy. O I could be your bud, you could beat me up Play fight in the dark.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Oh, I got you.

[Rosie]

Then we both make up. I do anything just to feel your butt. Why do you got me so Messed up. I don't know.

[Weezy]

I'm not helping you.

[Rosie]

You got to stop tripping. What the fuck? Be a good girl now. Turn around and get these whippings.

[Mandy B.]

What the fuck kind of song is this?

[Rosie]

You know you like it like that. You don't have to fight back.

[Mandy B.]

You don't have to fight back. Here's a fight, dad.

[Rosie]

Ludicrous. All these separate plays on all those separate ways.

[Kaz Lowkey]

You wanna know why I knew that so quick? I did karaoke this week at saa and I'm like, what's. No one did. They like Lovers and Friends.

[Rosie]

I'm like, wait, that. Is that a karaoke song that people do?

[Weezy]

Hell, yeah.

[Kaz Lowkey]

People do A Lovers and Friends did a Lil Jon.

[Rosie]

Nah, it was John. I love Luda. I love that song.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I actually have a karaoke list that I just started. Cause there was a white bitch next to me, and I was like, oh, I'm ready to go. And she had like 20 songs. She's like, everybody should have one in their phone. So we do a trap karaoke this Friday. So here's my sober song. Bills, bills, bills. Okay, Then I have a few shots of tequila, and it's gonna be I kissed a girl and I liked it.

[Rosie]

Is that your white girl song? Is that your white girl song?

[Kaz Lowkey]

I'm on a cruise. Then I have number three, don't go on a cruise. And this is when I'm smacked. And it's Alanis Morissette.

[Rosie]

I'm gonna be like, yeah, yeah. I don't know.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I don't know.

[Rosie]

Okay, you got two white songs and a Destiny's Child. What are your three karaoke songs? Yeah, your three go to's. I got. I got my three sing along how.

[Kaz Lowkey]

You get the crowd.

[Mandy B.]

My three go to is Red Hot Chili Peppers, California Cation Love.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Okay.

[Mandy B.]

Bob Marley, could you be loved?

[Rosie]

Oh, okay.

[Mandy B.]

And then maybe like REM Losing my religion just because I like it and I never get to hear it.

[Rosie]

Okay.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I really like the first, though.

[Mandy B.]

Californication.

[Rosie]

I like Dream of Cash. I love. I love that we all have white songs. Like, to me, depending on the crowd, I realized. So Tyrone is my go to, but when the crowd don't know it. I done tried to perform Tyrone. When the whites are there, they just don't know what's going on. And it doesn't feel like I'm getting.

[Mandy B.]

Oh, yeah, what are your people?

[Rosie]

Lauren?

[Mandy B.]

Her lost. There's black people around. What's crazy is that I jump in and help.

[Rosie]

So Tyrone, Erica Badu is my number One song that I go to, however, then what's funny is I have two white songs that I go to.

[Weezy]

Of course you do, bitch.

[Rosie]

The first one is because we sound alike, and you're not gonna tell me we don't share belief. Do you believe in life after love? See? Ooh.

[Mandy B.]

And do you believe. You sound like Cher is sharing the room with us.

[Rosie]

I could feel some things.

[Weezy]

It did get better, you know?

[Kaz Lowkey]

And then already, like, you want to start singing along?

[Rosie]

And then my other one is Panic at the Disco. Yes, I.

[Mandy B.]

It depends on the crowd. I went into a crowd uptown to hear.

[Rosie]

No, I can't help but to hear anything. That's my favorite part. I went to a karaoke uptown.

[Kaz Lowkey]

You know, they play that at weddings, and they.

[Rosie]

Every time. Weddings. What?

[Mandy B.]

No video is a wedding.

[Rosie]

It's a bad wedding, isn't it?

[Kaz Lowkey]

Well, but the bride is a. And then everybody's just like.

[Rosie]

People ever heard of closing the goddamn door? No. They're gonna be like, oh, my God. They are really trying to get another demographic over here. These bitches.

[Mandy B.]

All right.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I said I wanted to do a day at Trap of white songs that black people love, but I said it in front of this white girl, and she's like, I know exactly which ones those are.

[Rosie]

Also.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Wow.

[Mandy B.]

Like, literally, which ones are they, bitch?

[Kaz Lowkey]

She said Francisco first, then she said, black people love. What's that song? Blink182. What's my name?

[Mandy B.]

All the Small Things.

[Kaz Lowkey]

That's our age group, though. That American Pie era, right?

[Mandy B.]

Yeah, yeah, that's.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Yeah, dude. And everything sounded like, what the. Those white guys, man.

[Rosie]

Oh, that's Cali. Wait, no. Do you know who I love right now, y'?

[Kaz Lowkey]

All?

[Rosie]

I have a new white that I'm kind of obsessed with.

[Mandy B.]

Don't say the racist one.

[Rosie]

Wait, the country singer? Country.

[Mandy B.]

Morgan Wallace.

[Rosie]

I don't even know that.

[Mandy B.]

It's. You're not supposed to. You know, I like his music.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I don't know it.

[Mandy B.]

I don't know. It's really good.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I just know he thought.

[Weezy]

Allegedly. Allegedly. Allegedly, bro.

[Rosie]

I don't know.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I don't know why country people.

[Mandy B.]

It's really good, but you can't hear it outside your.

[Rosie]

You have to listen to it in silence.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I was getting a facial, and I was like, oh, what is this?

[Weezy]

You were getting facial.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Wait, wait, wait. Not that kind.

[Rosie]

I'm not gonna lie, though. A white racist country singer. Not surprising.

[Mandy B.]

Not surprising, but it's just really good.

[Rosie]

Well, this guy. I don't. He's been around for years. But he is really leaning into his white boy aesthetic. Post Malone. No, bitch. Ew.

[Mandy B.]

He's leaning into his face.

[Rosie]

That nigga don't look like he showers.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Damn.

[Mandy B.]

He's leaning into his white boy aesthetic.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Okay, but also, I was thinking you were talking about the music, but now.

[Rosie]

This guy looks clean. Showers is putting a little one to it.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Mgk, baby.

[Rosie]

Love me some mgk. Machine Gun Kelly.

[Mandy B.]

He's clean.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Yeah, he cleaned it up a little.

[Rosie]

He cleaned up. Have you seen his new shit? He looks like a boy band guy.

[Mandy B.]

He looks like the. He doesn't shower.

[Rosie]

No, his new shit, he look like he shower Machine Gun Kelly. I finally am, like, looking him and I'm like wondering what that dick be like.

[Kaz Lowkey]

You know what's crazy? I'm going white guy. It's not clean aesthetic white guy. I want fucking Bushwick, bro. I want you to just fucking feel.

[Mandy B.]

Free with the music.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Make art, do a little molly. Whatever, man.

[Mandy B.]

What's he look like? Name a shaggy hair, like.

[Rosie]

No, name a white celebrity. Name a white celebrity.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Jared Leto.

[Rosie]

Oh, Jared Leto.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I need like that.

[Rosie]

Is that the nigga with the chin? Ain't he gay?

[Kaz Lowkey]

Wait, not Jay also?

[Rosie]

What? Oh, a half Jay Leto.

[Weezy]

Jared Leto. Not Jay Leto, bitch.

[Rosie]

Why do we do this? I don't know white people, bruh.

[Kaz Lowkey]

And you know what? I have a white podcast for fact's sake. And he's like, oh, go ahead and.

[Rosie]

Talk about Kodak Black again.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Cause he's not me, bitch.

[Rosie]

He don't know what the fuck I be saying. So now I like it. Who does that? It's so hard.

[Weezy]

Jared Leto was. He was the bandleader of 30 Seconds to Mars, but he was also the Joker. That's a famous movie.

[Kaz Lowkey]

He was in Heath Ledger, also another Joker, Kai. Yeah, I know that, man. Heath Ledger is one of those for me. Rest in peace.

[Rosie]

I was about to say, we can't be lusting over God damn the dead.

[Kaz Lowkey]

We can't. No.

[Mandy B.]

Jada Pinkett does it every day of her life.

[Rosie]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Weezy]

Oh, my God.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Well, Rosie, that was your best. We can leave.

[Rosie]

Wait a second. But. Wow, I don't even know what to say now, because, bro, she mourned. She mourned somebody. Still. Still. People grieve in different 40 years span. If I.

[Kaz Lowkey]

If that dick was there, like, it made me.

[Rosie]

I want. No, she claims.

[Mandy B.]

I'm not gonna lie.

[Kaz Lowkey]

If I had to, everything Jada said, I want the hologram.

[Mandy B.]

Listen, if I was alive to have fucked or fucked with Tupac, I would still be talking about it too. Jada. Not a lot of people can do that. You and Madonna.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Let's not act like Will Smith isn't Will Smith.

[Rosie]

He is.

[Kaz Lowkey]

And you'll really be playing in this n face, bro. I just don't understand how much can we hear about him anymore.

[Weezy]

I have nothing good to say.

[Rosie]

I'm not gonna lie. I don't know how to step in here without adding to the disrespect.

[Weezy]

Same.

[Rosie]

I really don't. Okay.

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[Rosie]

Sometimes a movie comes along that feels like it was made for you and Ruth and Boaz is one of those. Produced by Tyler Perry and Devon Franklin, this film is a modern day reimagining of the biblical story set right in our world with themes that hit home like love healing and second chances. It stars Soraya as Ruth Mobley, an Atlanta hip hop artist who leaves fame behind after a tragedy, moving to rural Tennessee. There she cares for Naomi, played by the legendary Phylicia Rashad, and finds an unexpected connection with Boaz, a vineyard owner brought to you by Tyler Lepley. At its heart, Ruth and Boaz is about black love. Tender, grounded and real. The chemistry between Saraya and Tyler is undeniable. And the music, featuring an original song from Babyface, brings it all home. This is a story for everybody about finding peace, purpose and partnership after pain. Ruth and Boaz premieres September 26th only on Netflix. So let's go to the next segment, y'. All. This one is our reactionary. I have a clip that I'm gonna play. It's a little long, so I'll cut it off. But this is an interesting take. And this is where I want to read you bitches for Phil. But here we go.

[Kaz Lowkey]

No wanna read us like she did.

[Rosie]

J.J. here we go.

[Guest Speaker]

You prey on dumb, ill equipped women to make your wife. It's not like he's saying, I'm gonna go to Italy, I'm gonna go to France, I'm gonna go to one of these established countries. You're going to a third world country to find a woman that can't tell you what's two plus two. And you're gonna bring her back here and treat her like sh for the rest of your life because it's your concubine. You want to treat her like a concubine because you never had no power nowhere else. So now you're going to exert your power over this woman. The number one movie was How Stella Got Her Groove Back and it's the same shit. Oh, I can't do what I need.

[Rosie]

Yo, let him talk.

[Guest Speaker]

No way you're going to justify high earning women going to Jamaica. I didn't know they was high earning. Cpn. No, no, that's high earning. Ain't no different than a man going to a third world country. A chick that don't speak no English. That's the same equivalency of debauchery. That's all bullshit, right? Number of women doing that is way less than the niggas that are going over to.

[Mandy B.]

That's not true. My friend moved to Jamaica during COVID.

[Guest Speaker]

Impoverished countries snatching a woman away and destroying the rest of her life.

[Rosie]

Destroying her life. Maybe they take her to a better life.

[Guest Speaker]

Take away her rights. You can beat on her, you can tell her she has no Sexual agency. You can treat her like literal shit. I think she would go back to her country. But why do we have to do it like that? Maybe I just want to take it.

[Rosie]

And treat her good.

[Guest Speaker]

So why you couldn't do that here, why you specifically went over there? This is the same one to get her back blown out by Jamaicans.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I say the hot take.

[Rosie]

Hold on, one more.

[Mandy B.]

Okay.

[Kaz Lowkey]

My hot take is.

[Rosie]

It's safe to say because we all got takes. Now.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I actually don't. I don't think y' all have this one because mine is really specific. Okay. I don't believe they're taking advantage of these women necessarily. I think they actually are seeking these women out because they don't have the infectious, I'm not gonna do shit for a nigga that all men believe we are. I think they know that these women in other countries probably are more closely tied to family, the patriarchy, in ways that are beneficial to them. Now, for me, I'm somebody that wants to get married, have children. So I believe maternal qualities aren't bad. I don't believe seeking that from a partner is a bad thing. Whereas some people may look at it that way, I don't. I think it's okay to want someone for their maternal and paternal instincts. I just believe that people in other countries are more connected to family and community in a way that Americans are not. And the problem is we are such high earning women and we're meeting so many men that have so many options to where we've lost that connection too, to honoring men in a certain way. So when you go to these other countries and you realize they are treating their men a certain way.

[Rosie]

Fuck yeah.

[Kaz Lowkey]

You fucking scooping them up like that's actually what I think that is.

[Mandy B.]

Sure.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Do you want to make some hot Colombian bitch a sex slave? I'm not saying that can't happen, but for the most part, I think they love the fact that they ready to have four kids and do nothing and you're not going to meet an American woman that's that happy to do nothing.

[Rosie]

Especially because they be losers. I love this.

[Kaz Lowkey]

They're going to fall really lit, nigga.

[Rosie]

I love the loser bum ass niggas. The hey fellas is going out to another country to get whatever they need. Go away now.

[Mandy B.]

Stay there.

[Rosie]

My hot take is I believe that they are wrong. I think that there are many high earning or well earning women that actually do want a nigga that they can boss around. So I say this because there is an influx of women which I don't think is any different than the passport bros looking to date. Looking to date niggas in jail but aren't high bro. Okay, bro, they got jobs.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I don't wanna say rest in peace, rest in hell. But our high value women don't date.

[Rosie]

We're not Kevin Samuels in this. Yes, bitch.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I watch love after lockup. They are the same white women that are going to Nigeria.

[Rosie]

So here's my thing about what they were just saying though. At the end of the day, it's back to what I said on the Breakfast Club. A lot of people deserve the relationships they're in. So I think that even the women that would date a passport bro couldn't get a lit nigga in they country either. So they gotta stand for a passport bro or a lame bum ass motherfucker. Because in their own country they weren't sought after. They weren't able to get high esteemed men. So they're the bottom of the barrel, I think in they country too. Nah, it's bottom of the barrel dating bottom of the barrel. It's a lot of.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I don't know about that. I watch a lot of 90 day fiance.

[Mandy B.]

Okay.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I hate to admit every Sunday. And that bitch is be bad.

[Mandy B.]

Never said that.

[Rosie]

If you have good looks, cool. A lot of women now. I'm sorry. Outlook. Men on the daily Niggas is ugly. Where the fuck they're ugly. So there's a lot of beauty in women that comes easy and they're not swaggy. But what I see happening with a lot of the women overseas that we presume to be aesthetically beautiful, their families want them to marry a nigga that's gonna take care of them because they don't care. They're not raised in wealth. They're looking to either just become moms or just become housewives. And so if a man can go overseas and literally have a live in housewife that is also his sex slave and mother of his children and only make $35,000 a year, he's with the type of woman that that's all she could probably bag too.

[Kaz Lowkey]

So there's a specific couple and that's.

[Mandy B.]

Like a one up for Nigeria.

[Kaz Lowkey]

And I watched this recently because they like brought them back on a new spinoff. Annie and the guy, they live in Orlando. That's what made me think of them. She's Dominican, brown skinned, black to me. And he is too. They look like they would have met anywhere.

[Mandy B.]

They're both Dominican.

[Kaz Lowkey]

They're both Dominican. No, no, he Got that Dominican look.

[Rosie]

He'S a black kid look, long hair.

[Kaz Lowkey]

They both got that look. They both look like a Dominican couple. But when I was looking at them, I was like, damn, this is probably one of the first times. They're not, she's not super sexy, he's not. They just look like normal people.

[Rosie]

Medium ugly people go together all the time.

[Kaz Lowkey]

But I was thinking to myself, this is probably one that was the most fair. He definitely can't afford to have someone stay at home cooking, clean on his salary and be happy in Florida. She definitely wants to leave. Doctor. They kind of don't look like they're living that well in the States, but they're both really happy they started their family. And I was honestly thinking to myself.

[Rosie]

Is it that bad? So that's what I think. These relationship dynamics that happen. I think so many of us want to nitpick who people are, how much they make from the outside looking in. And a lot of those.

[Mandy B.]

I was saying about that checklist, that dating, that dating.

[Rosie]

But a lot of people are happy with the people that they end up with. I mean a lot of people are unhappy too. But I think people are settling. A lot of people settle. But I think a lot of those passport bro relationships or high earning women that go after like maybe lower income men or inmates or whatever, it's. It works for both parties.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I think settling is only when you're unhappy. I actually don't think settling can be the standards of like, like the per. Like if you're enjoying your relationship, it's not settling. No, I agree. And I actually had a. Ooh, we can maybe if you don't mind. I know you have a little. We listen and we judge. This was a really big one for me. And if y' all haven't heard this segment yet, we listen and we judge is where we tell you our friends got this.

[Rosie]

Our friends bitch.

[Kaz Lowkey]

How you tell them hoes bitch. I'm for the tail. You know, I got a new segment.

[Rosie]

Oh, I got, I got some T shirts.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Oh, bro, I'll share for the next. This is actually all consensual. We are not telling secrets.

[Rosie]

Oh, wait, I gotta ask. Well, I was gonna make it seem like another bitch.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Oh, is you?

[Weezy]

Oh my God.

[Mandy B.]

She gonna ask herself. Okay, hey, consult for yourself real quick. Figure it out.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Homegirl is exceptionally attractive, okay. And started dating someone at work. Now she is one of those girls.

[Rosie]

Where dating at work. I'm already judging her.

[Kaz Lowkey]

It's a little. They're more like passerby industry. They're both in Hollywood. They're not like nine to five seeing each other every day.

[Rosie]

Okay.

[Kaz Lowkey]

But I will say she's one of those people. Normal girl with a few hundred followers in the ball players in her shit. That's how exceptionally beautiful she is. Now, she recently said to me she wanted to go on a double date when I'm in LA with my man. She was like, ugh, but I don't want y' all to judge me. And I was like, why would we judge you? I haven't seen him. She was like, he's fat. And I'm like, damn.

[Mandy B.]

Okay, wait, wait. Like, how fat though?

[Rosie]

Yeah, how fat?

[Mandy B.]

So I'm like, like chunky. Like, like, like big boneded or like nothing festive.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Now that's the follow up. She's like, I don't even want you to know.

[Rosie]

Did you say how fat?

[Kaz Lowkey]

I did say how fat. And I was like, but also, can I be honest? Like, bitch, you been going through hell with these niggas and you're fucking happy as fuck. You guys just seem to be like, really enjoying. She's been remodeling a house she bought, like, really struggling. He found an architect based on a photo she liked and brought her. Brought the person the fat guy did.

[Weezy]

Yeah, a fat guy did is.

[Mandy B.]

Of course, that's what Fat Rick Ross said. I'm the biggest bus.

[Kaz Lowkey]

We got into this whole debate of where she's like, you know, I just feel like because I'm getting closer to 40, I'm settling, but whatever, we're enjoying ourselves. And I'm like, bitch, maybe you were settling with the last fucking Lakers player when he wasn't treating you right and we were crying like, you're happy and you're settling. What the fuck are you talking about? Like, niggas get fat. We have Ozempic is ripping. Who gives a shit? I'm sorry, but, like, shallow how for me, if I intrinsically felt happy and I thought you were the sexiest nigga and we were having great sex, she said their sex is bombed, so who cares? She cares. And that is, to me, that is that shit. That's crazy, man. If I'm happy for real.

[Rosie]

I mean, good that she's happy, but I'm curious to know how many other fat guys she's dated before.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I don't know if she dated any. She was. She was really dating. She dated a Lakers player. Before that she dated a actor.

[Mandy B.]

Let me ask y' all a question. Think about the happiest you've ever been with a man Right.

[Rosie]

Oh, Jesus.

[Mandy B.]

Just. Just think about it real quick.

[Rosie]

You know, how.

[Mandy B.]

Right. Your feelings, how you feel around him, how he made you feel, everything he did for you.

[Kaz Lowkey]

What if he was fat?

[Mandy B.]

What if he was fat, bruh? Well, all the same characteristics into a.

[Rosie]

Fat person, it wouldn't be the same like she said. Cause I would have gave him a chance.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Okay, like, if my got fat, how would I feel?

[Mandy B.]

Exactly.

[Weezy]

No, no, that's not the same thing.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Because I already love him.

[Rosie]

No, if y' all got fat, that's different because I already love him.

[Weezy]

I cannot believe it would be that much of a big deal for y'.

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[Rosie]

Well, like, I'm surprised too. And y' all could judge me. I don't give a fuck. I was a big, right? And I ain't never date no big.

[Mandy B.]

Because you was big too.

[Rosie]

Even just because I lost weight doesn't mean I'm gonna go date big niggas now.

[Kaz Lowkey]

No, she big, Big. She's right. I don't see a lot of big couples together all the time. Unless it's been like a.

[Rosie]

No.

[Mandy B.]

If I see a big girl, I always see the skinniest speaking man that just came out of jail.

[Kaz Lowkey]

But like, honestly, I was judging her crazy. I was like, oh, bitch, I'm bringing.

[Mandy B.]

Him when you saw him.

[Kaz Lowkey]

No, no, no. I was judging her crazy for the way she was talking. Like, the happiness, the way she's been feeling lighter. They literally are doing shit with their families. They're taking their families. Can't.

[Rosie]

I got a comparison.

[Mandy B.]

Did you see him? Is he cute though?

[Kaz Lowkey]

I ain't see him yet, so let me.

[Mandy B.]

Maybe he has a cute face or something.

[Kaz Lowkey]

It can't be that bad. She's bad too.

[Rosie]

Okay, here's the thing. Let's draw the comparison real quick. How many men do we know end up really having a good time and loving a hoe? And then they have a problem with like, oh, damn, this is the girl I'm about to bring around my family. This is the girl I'm about to bring around my friends. And she has maybe this type of perception about me.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I would rather you fuck my co host than be ugly. I don't care if you was a hoe ass nigga.

[Rosie]

I don't care. Tell everybody, be on the tf, but don't be ugly. We don't care about ho ass niggas. I'm talking about in reverse men do. No, men normally care about what people think. So when you said it, the fact that she's like, don't judge Me. Because now she's bringing him around. Friends. To be fair, I think women actually do that quite often. Like when we know we're liking somebody and we want to bring them around our friends, there is a little bit. Like, we wonder what our friends will think about. No. Is that never a thing?

[Mandy B.]

Not me. I do fine.

[Rosie]

I mean, I like, first of all, my nigga, fine. I ain't got to worry about it.

[Weezy]

To my friends. Like, it is what it is.

[Rosie]

Yeah.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I'm gonna be honest. I'm on that level too.

[Mandy B.]

Like, what level?

[Kaz Lowkey]

I've never dated someone ugly, but I. I've dated guys that weren't as attractive.

[Mandy B.]

I will say something. I've dated ugly men. I like. I have a thing for schmedium ugly.

[Rosie]

You do you love me?

[Mandy B.]

I like them to be ugly, but they got like.

[Rosie]

You like uglies.

[Mandy B.]

Yeah, but they're cool.

[Rosie]

They cool.

[Mandy B.]

They cool. And they have. They have this little aura about them and they're funny. And so those are the little things I look.

[Kaz Lowkey]

So here's a comment she made to me that means.

[Weezy]

Because I know anybody's gonna listen to that and be like, which one is it? Wow, that's gonna be crazy.

[Rosie]

Yeah. No, but them other ones was ugly.

[Weezy]

That's crazy.

[Rosie]

It was.

[Weezy]

She told you that before this? What, that they was all you?

[Rosie]

No, let me tell you. We had a party. She tells me she likes the ugliest nigga in the room. And it's like, I did. Could you ask your. I was with my dude. Could you ask your dude? I asked him myself to hook me up with. And I said, bro, all these niggas in the room, why was he ugly? He ugly, girl. Ugly.

[Mandy B.]

He little rough around.

[Rosie]

Rough around the edges is what she rough around the edges. And she knows he ugly, but she was like, he's rough. It's a dark room.

[Mandy B.]

You squint your eyes a little bit. Take a shot.

[Rosie]

You like. Yeah, he fine.

[Mandy B.]

Love him.

[Weezy]

That's insane.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I will say that the most funny looking nigga I ever dated. I don't wanna say it now, but he was the funnest. And he was also. Everybody loved being around him. And you know what?

[Mandy B.]

It's always that one.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I will tell you this. That shit was embarrassing. I took him to a movie premiere. It was. It was Kenya Barris yous people now.

[Mandy B.]

We'Re gonna look it up, bitch.

[Kaz Lowkey]

And Kenya went to me and said, he must really treat you well. Wow.

[Weezy]

Wow.

[Rosie]

That's what she's doing at home, girl. He must really treat Wait, what did you say?

[Mandy B.]

What did you say?

[Kaz Lowkey]

She said, mind you. So they're both in Hollywood. There are a lot of spots in Hollywood where execs go. I don't know how high up the ladder he is, but she's at, like, a big streaming service now. She said they pull up to, like, Saffy's Chiconis. These are, like, spots where you gonna see somebody.

[Mandy B.]

Yeah.

[Kaz Lowkey]

She's like, I can feel the people looking at me.

[Rosie]

He's that ugly?

[Kaz Lowkey]

No, he's fat.

[Rosie]

He's that fat.

[Kaz Lowkey]

But she's that fine, too. And so she says.

[Mandy B.]

They try to figure out.

[Rosie]

I feel like, is it over £300.

[Kaz Lowkey]

When we kill it, when we kicking it, or when we have to be in New York for work? No one does this to me. She's like. So now I'm getting in this superficial brain of other people.

[Rosie]

He got to be short and fat. Because if he was big and fat, they might think he looked taller than that.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I really want to. I'm not gonna lie.

[Weezy]

He might be short.

[Mandy B.]

Ask a text to see what happens, bro. Be like, yo, real quick, send me a picture.

[Kaz Lowkey]

You have to take a break on the next episode. Let's see this fact.

[Rosie]

No, no, no, no. It's gotta be. It's gotta be height and size, because he was. If he was a.

[Weezy]

He's like, six, four, big.

[Rosie]

Dude, you know what?

[Kaz Lowkey]

Five, 11 already.

[Mandy B.]

I'm gonna say something.

[Rosie]

He said she's taller than him.

[Mandy B.]

I'm gonna say she's taller than him. Number one. I'm also say, who the little nigga from the. Probably not.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Danny DeVito. Mandy.

[Rosie]

Yes.

[Mandy B.]

Bro, what's wrong with you?

[Rosie]

What?

[Mandy B.]

Jay Leno, Danny DeVito. Like. All right, I'm gonna say something, and I'm just shooting in the dark right now, but let me know if I'm right later.

[Weezy]

Here we go.

[Mandy B.]

Not only is he shorter than her, he's probably not the most up to par with cleanliness and all that.

[Weezy]

Say what you want to really say.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Oh, you think he not fly either?

[Weezy]

Yes, and I feel like that's more important.

[Mandy B.]

I think he looks dusty.

[Kaz Lowkey]

He's gonna look dusty if they're both of, like, a.

[Weezy]

That's funny, because that is Daddy.

[Mandy B.]

It doesn't matter, because men with money often don't care about how they look. He probably dresses up. Girl, be short.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Get him on the shot, and you gonna be straight, sis.

[Weezy]

What if you don't want the shot?

[Mandy B.]

Whatever.

[Rosie]

What if.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Shoot him up?

[Rosie]

Shoot him up. Wait, wait. You said, what if he likes being Fat.

[Weezy]

No.

[Kaz Lowkey]

What if he isn't Ozempic Insulin.

[Rosie]

Can you shoot him up while he's. No, that's like salt water.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Oh, I don't know. I'm sorry.

[Weezy]

What if you don't want the shot.

[Mandy B.]

Shoot him up when he's sleeping.

[Rosie]

That is crazy. You can't say that. If he says he doesn't want to lose weight, give him time.

[Weezy]

That's different.

[Rosie]

Lizzo said that too.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Get him to run in.

[Rosie]

She don't want to be seen. There's so many people there. That's a lot of people.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Said, I want to go to dinner with Jon. Dutch. I'm sorry. Eden's giving us the wing, so I don't know.

[Rosie]

At the end of the day. Okay, so what is our advice? Well, we're judging your friend for sure.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Oh, I know I'm judging her, but.

[Rosie]

What are we judging her for? For telling you not to judge her or for dating the Fed?

[Weezy]

For her caring fucking much about what people think.

[Mandy B.]

I think. I believe I judge her.

[Rosie]

What are we judging?

[Kaz Lowkey]

And I'll tell you why we can't judge that. I can't tell you how many bitches. And I'm so tired of women saying, a fine man or a wealthy man. They can't believe he's with this woman. I've heard people say, who just got that big ass rock. Cristiano Ronaldo.

[Rosie]

Oh, yeah, yeah. That rock is ugly.

[Mandy B.]

Yeah, that could bring.

[Rosie]

That rock was ugly.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Anything they want to say? Like, when I watched the show, it wasn't Spanish, but I watched the subtitle. She was like, oh, I worked at the Gucci store and girls are looking at me be like, I can't believe he's with her. Okay. And she was a little chunky, too. Like, everyone wants to know why her. And I am not going to do that, bro.

[Mandy B.]

You never scrolled on. On Mother's Day or Valentine's Day and be like, d. Of course you can.

[Rosie]

Scroll like this with a woman. That's your woman.

[Mandy B.]

So.

[Kaz Lowkey]

But yeah, I've done it. Exactly.

[Mandy B.]

We all have.

[Kaz Lowkey]

Especially a negative.

[Rosie]

We all have what have scrolled and been like, that's your girl. I thought she was saying, because that's.

[Mandy B.]

When they really post and then they take it down, but that's when they really post their actual bitch. You're like, ah, I get it. I'm gonna tell you.

[Rosie]

Well, I wish her. I. I want everybody to be happy with who they like.

[Mandy B.]

Yeah.

[Rosie]

I think what makes your face like.

[Mandy B.]

What works for me. I don't like her. Challenge.

[Rosie]

Fix your face, Eden. I do. I want everyone to be happy. Whether you are dating multiple people and emotionally unavailable or whether you are in a flourishing relationship with the man of your dreams that might be fat, but that's okay. That's probably not the man of her dreams. If he's one of your happiest is in fat.

[Kaz Lowkey]

This is God doing Ciara's prayer. He bring you a fat nigga. Now you mad.

[Mandy B.]

No, no, I'm sorry. She's soaking.

[Rosie]

God, don't put that on God. God, don't just be.

[Mandy B.]

I'm sorry. God.

[Kaz Lowkey]

No, God be trying to give you.

[Mandy B.]

Little, like, keep blessing her God.

[Rosie]

Yeah, blessed.

[Mandy B.]

I just don't like her childish mentality about caring. I don't think she should care.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I think if she's happy. But speaking of being blessed, bless us on patreon.com Horrible decisions. Spend that money spending money and bless them.

[Rosie]

Try to get us back onto the New York Times bestseller list by purchasing our book, no Holds Barred, A dual manifesto of sexual exploration and power.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I know. Don't get me wrong. Of course I want to be back on the list our publishers want. I'm. I was already on bitch. When they said, y' all want. Y' all could be on next week, I was like, I'm already changed my bio.

[Rosie]

Let's just get it back on there. But it's already tatted on my hand, bitch. I am a can't strip me of that, bitch.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I could get canceled. Let me see what you get.

[Rosie]

The New York Times bestseller Mel Robbins. Gotta stand Mel Robbins.

[Kaz Lowkey]

I'm not trying to worship a white woman, but if they.

[Rosie]

That's the one.

[Kaz Lowkey]

That's the one.

[Rosie]

That's the one. And Mel Robbins told us. Congratulations, bitch.

[Kaz Lowkey]

And tagged us.

[Rosie]

Rosie and tagged us. She know my name. Well, she know pull core pops. But anyways, y' all make sure y' all get that. Rosie. Where can people listen to you and your co host talk all the shit?

[Mandy B.]

Um, we're still on all platforms say less with Kaz Lowkey and Rosie, but I gotta change that soon. Yeah, and it's Rosie on Instagram, not.

[Kaz Lowkey]

The T. And it's in the show notes, y'.

[Rosie]

All. Check it out. Check it out. Say less. And we said too much. Actually, we should have said less. This episode, well, it's a failure.

[Kaz Lowkey]

We're sharing.

[Rosie]

Here we are. Thank you guys so much for tuning in to another episode of Decisions. Decision. Bye.

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[Mandy B.]

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