EP 459: Anti-Galentine’s Day

Summary

Decisions, Decisions – EP 459: Anti-Galentine’s Day (Feb 9, 2026)

Hosts: Mandii B & WeezyWTF
Podcast Network: The Black Effect Podcast Network & iHeartPodcasts
Theme: Rejection of traditional (and even "Galentine’s") Valentine’s rituals, candid talk about solo and coupled-up celebrations, non-traditional relationship navigation, and the realities of love, sex, holidays, and friendship.

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Episode Overview

This episode dives deep into the hosts’ evolving feelings on Valentine's Day and Galentine's Day, weaving together hilarious personal stories, relationship advice, and strong opinions about how to truly celebrate love—whether single, taken, or situationshipped. Mandii B and WeezyWTF blend humor and soulful honesty as they share Valentine’s tips, reflect on relationship glow-ups, and challenge clichéd togetherness norms, all while refusing to glamorize loneliness with forced girls’ dinners.

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Key Segments & Highlights

1. Opening Banter & Setting the Scene

• Atlanta Vibes vs. New York Missing
  Mandii and Weezy riff on traveling, hair struggles, and life between New York and Atlanta. (02:14–03:07)

  • “No, it is. It’s just there. Yeah, we just talked about...” (03:07, A)

• Celebrity All-Star Game Tangent

  • Both hosts laugh about not recognizing current celebrity athletes and realizing their pop culture knowledge is generational. (03:40–04:43)

2. Valentine's Day: Love, FOMO, and the Reality Check

• Relationship Goals Movie & Social Media Facade

  • The hosts discuss how “Relationship Goals” is often a social media illusion, and how Valentine’s Day exacerbates depression and loneliness for many.
  • “Sometimes while I’m excited… I’ve been so depressed over this holiday because it made me feel… like I was lonely but depressed in your past.” (10:22, B)

• Ambivalence Toward Galentine’s

  • Both hosts reveal they’ve grown to “reject” Galentine’s Day as a forced celebration that ends up feeling worse for some people.
  • “Galentine’s Day on Valentine’s Day is just an excuse to feel worse.” (37:52, B)
  • "We want to retract all of our old pro-Galentine's comments. Mark this clip—ride me, I don't give a fuck." (37:41, B)

3. Top Valentine’s Day Tips & Relationship Glow-Ups

• The ‘List’ Valentine’s Tip (13:05–15:20)

  • Weezy shares a tip: making a mutual “notes” list of your partner’s likes (food, snacks, clothing sizes, favorite places) to give each other meaningful gifts and experiences.
  • “Babe, take my phone and put everything and anything you love and that you like in it… so he can figure out what to get me and how to surprise me.” (13:32, B)
  • “Whether you’ve been together 10 years, 20 years, make the list.” (15:13, B)

• Personal Favorite Lists

  • Fun segment where they each list favorite foods, snacks (“okra chips,” “cheese and crackers”), brands (low to high), and cities—juxtaposed with jokes about spontaneity and “rich people shit.” (15:20–20:25)

4. Relationship Resets and Post-Breakup Flourishing

• Glow-Up Stories
  • The “Teyana Taylor package”: sometimes, breakups are the catalyst for an amazing personal and professional upswing. (13:21–14:40)
  • “Look at what her career… has happened since her divorce!” (13:31, A)
  • “Days later, Paris Fashion Week—booked. New job—booked. Next thing, flights.” (12:17, B)

5. Long Distance Love & Tech-Savvy Solutions

• Virtual Valentine’s—FaceTime Domination & Shared Experiences (27:08–32:11)

  • “FaceTime Instruction” tip: Guide a partner through sensual/sexual activities via video for long-distance relationships.
  • "If you're too scared to dom somebody in person, you could do it over the phone—it's a little premeditated, you know what I'm saying?" (27:08, B)
  • Book synchronized massages/meals/movies so you’re meaningfully together-apart.
  • “Book massages at the same time… eating at the same time… makes you feel close.” (31:36, B)

• Mandii’s Story: Movie Date with UberEats

  • “The guy rented a movie and shared it with me, Uber eats me the snacks, and we literally got to watch the movie at the same time.” (32:13, A)

6. Galentine’s Day Debate—Approval Withdrawn

• Galentine’s Day Not-So-Feel-Good Factor

  • Weezy recants earlier pro-Galentine's stance: dinners with single girlfriends on V-Day made her feel lonelier.
  • "If you’re doing Galentine’s Day because being alone is something you can’t handle, it almost makes it worse.” (37:53, B)
  • "Let the little lonely bitches hang out with the girl." (38:34, A)

• Prefix Menu Rant

  • Both hosts agree that overpriced, fixed menus at restaurants make solo or group Valentine’s dinners extra ghetto.
  • “A prefix menu is the ghetto… stop doing that shit. Cuz the people that ain’t with the couple shit—I want to order what I want to order.” (39:06, A)

7. Real-Life Dating Stories & Relationship Dramas

• The Candle Magic “Witchcraft” Story (44:42–48:09)

  • Story of a woman “securing” her long-time boyfriend with a full moon ritual/candle magic, only for him to later accuse her of “locking him down” with magic after learning about it.
  • “He was like, I always knew something was off because you were never my type.” (46:13, B)
  • Mandii: “If a man did magic on me, oh no, you gots to go.” (46:25, A)

• Soccer Player Dating Drama (“Mom on Life Support”)

  • Mandii helps a friend navigate a sketchy boyfriend’s excuse about why he’ll be busy on Valentine’s:
  • "He said, she’s on life support. She’s like, what the fuck? ...He says, February 12th, I’m gonna leave.” (57:15, B)
  • Both hosts are hilariously, ruthlessly skeptical: “So your mama gon’ make it just to Valentine’s Day weekend?” (57:58, A)

• On Men Juggling Multiple Women

  • “Y’all need to stop thinking that [if] they gonna love you too. Just take the money. You can’t have both.” (61:01, A)

8. Humor, Self-Awareness, and Sex Positivity

• Phone Sex & Hotel Hijinks
  • Mandii and Weezy swap stories about long-distance sex, phone instructions, and making partners “come on the lamp” in hotel rooms. (29:35–30:31)
  • "I'm a classy woman... was it really more than one that day?" (28:46, A)

9. Cultural Commentary & Pop Culture Tangents

• Movie Nostalgia & Diva Rumors
  • Banter about only being able to watch 90s movies, Dogma missing from streaming, candid takes on Ariana Grande, Lena Waithe, and toxic celeb relationships. (32:40–36:38)
  • “I cannot watch a movie that wasn’t made in the 90s.” (32:54, B)
  • “When people talk about Illuminati shit, I’ll be like, oh, this is it.” (35:15, A)

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Most Notable Quotes

• “Galentine’s Day on Valentine’s Day is just an excuse to feel worse.” (37:52, B)
• “Look at what [Teyana Taylor’s] career… has happened since her divorce!” (13:31, A)
• “Babe, take my phone and put everything and anything you love and that you like in it.” (13:32, B)
• “If you’re feeling this way to where you’re venting about how wrong you’ve been by men... it’s a little male-centered.” (41:03, B)
• "If your situationship asks, what are we doing on Valentine’s Day? Fellas, do something on the 13th or the 15th...” (43:14, A)
• "He said, I always knew something was off because you were never my type." (46:13, B)
• "I just love listening to Weezy talk about rich people shit. Paris on a whim? It's only $400." (19:13, A)
• “Y’all are gonna be lonely. Y’all are gonna be happy. Y’all are gonna be in situationships. Y’all gonna fuck. Y’all gonna do what you wanna do.” (42:04, A)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Ambivalence toward Valentine’s/Galentine’s – 10:22, 37:52
• Valentine’s Tips: “The List” – 13:05–15:20
• Breakup Glow-Ups – 13:21–14:40
• Virtual/Distance Date Tips – 27:08–32:11
• Galentine’s Reality Check – 37:52–40:18
• Candle Magic Relationship Story – 44:42–48:09
• “Mom on Life Support” Situationship – 56:00–60:04

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Final Thoughts & Takeaways

• Whether single, coupled, or somewhere in between, find your own authentic way to celebrate (or skip) Valentine’s Day. Avoid forcing friendship dinners that feel performative or depressing.
• Use tech and creativity for meaningful connection, especially in long-distance relationships.
• A thoughtful “favorites” list is a game-changer for making holidays special.
• Always question dubious holiday plans and protect your own feelings first.
• Most of all: reject tired norms, laugh at the chaos, and do what's real for you.

Closing words:
“If y’all got a nigga, have fun this weekend. If y’all don’t got a nigga, have fun this weekend.” (65:10, A)

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Transcript

[A]

I just love listening to weezies talk about rich people. Because she says it so casually. Paris on a whim.

[B]

Bro, I'm not saying you just debug me.

[A]

Lay flats. Your lay flats are not $400. I know they're not, but depressed in your past. Yeah.

[B]

That's why sometimes I want to reject the whole thing. Because I'm like, I know I've been in a place where I was like, fuck Valentine's Day. It's stupid. It's this and that. I hate the Galentine shit. We'll talk about that later. But, yeah, there's a part of me.

[A]

I just got invited to one.

[B]

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[B]

Hey, guys.

[A]

Welcome to another episode of Decision. Y', all, this is y'. All. I don't like how you look at.

[B]

Me coming off that bad boy performance.

[A]

I am your girl. Mandy B, AKA Mandy Le Pew, AKA Just that bitch. Okay, wait. Is this all you, girl? You know what? Now you acting white.

[B]

Don't do that.

[A]

You know this ain't on me. It is giving 27 pieces of me.

[B]

But your hair, it gives your hair.

[A]

I know that's what I was doing, but you know, I ain't been to New York to get my hair, like, done done. And bitch, it was not given. And I Was like, uh. But I didn't know you was going to come in here with the natural. Cuz it's giving.

[B]

I've been pressed to get rid of my braids. Girl, I've been so.

[A]

It's giving. We see Rodriguez.

[B]

It is.

[A]

It's giving. Bonilla.

[B]

Very mucho. Because, you know, I live in the Lower east side and see. Anyway. Hello. As you can see, Nueva York is.

[A]

The back of me.

[B]

That's what she misses it.

[A]

We are in Atlanta.

[B]

Honestly. Must say, coming to Atlanta is. You remember what was the guy that was fucked. He did some fucked up shit. Chris something. He's like, when you come to Atlanta, it just reminds you. It's black. It's in your face.

[A]

No, it is. It's just there. Yeah, we just talked about. I don't know if you saw the news, but I talked about it. They are making lemon pepper wings. The food of Georgia. Like, there's a literal. There's a politician.

[B]

I know they. Stacey.

[A]

No, they're. No.

[B]

Oh, wait, that's right.

[A]

She don't do that. I said, who is these niggas?

[B]

You know somebody?

[A]

I don't. Don't. Who is these? N. I don't.

[B]

Wait, what do I type in?

[A]

Bro, I realized Celebrity game all star 2026. Bro, you not going. Hold on, I can show you. Cause my homeboy Keith posted it.

[B]

Is it the celebrity roster?

[A]

Is that what you mean? Yes, girl, yes.

[B]

Jeremy Lynn. Okay, I know Jeremy Lynn.

[A]

I know Jeremy Lynn. Okay, keep going. Who else do you know on that list?

[B]

Dylan Wang, Shams, Char Night, Jenna Bandy.

[A]

Who are these people? Who the is this?

[B]

Jason Williams? Mustard. Oh, DJ Mustard.

[A]

I know DJ Mustard.

[B]

Keenan Allen. Is that from Keenan and Kel.

[A]

Kenan Allen.

[B]

Andre Degrassi. Like Neil Degrasse.

[A]

See, I don't know.

[B]

Cody Jones. Simu Liu. I know them. That's the nigga from what's the. With Amy Wong. Ali Wong.

[A]

Keep going. Do you know any bruh? Bruh. Okay, so here I go. Like, well, I just wanna go to Kenny Smith's party. Kenny Smith is all the niggas that are like 40 plus, 35 maybe plus in the league. Or I'm like, damn. What I realize is the niggas I know is either is either podcasters or commentators now or retired and broke because they went through their money. And so I'm like, wow, this is gonna be interesting. I just wanna.

[B]

We'll see. I mean, but it's the parties. I'm not gonna hold you. I was getting a little bit of Grammy Weekend fomo.

[A]

Oh, I was shocked that you weren't there for that.

[B]

I had been in LA for weeks, bro. I really miss my n. You remember that song?

[A]

Nope.

[B]

If you, like, sing along, too. I really miss my week. You never heard this?

[A]

I really miss my nigga. Wait, this is the song?

[B]

Manny, hold on. I cannot believe you have never heard this song. It's a fabulous tune.

[A]

I need to hear this. Wait, I really miss my nigga. No, I've never heard this talk in my life.

[B]

Wait, yomi. Have you?

[A]

That's one of your jams.

[B]

I love singing that song.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie.

[B]

I love a good Internet meme song.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie. I have a song right now that I really like, and I just sent it to my nigga, and it's by a white man. Caldwell. No, he's a new artist. Do you know Alex Warren?

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, my God. He has this song called Ordinary. Oh, my God, it's so good.

[B]

And is it giving like Teddy Swims?

[A]

Fuck that. You know what? Bleep it for the YouTube. I need you to hear this. White man went off with this song, and I'm just like, why is it so good? Let me go to the chorus.

[B]

Imagine Dragons.

[A]

No, bitch, it's not Imagine Dragons. It's like the angels are up in the clouds, jealous that we found something so ordinary. Something that's not so ordinary. It's talking about love, and it's like, bitch, not everybody could find love, but, bitch, we found something that's out of the ordinary. I feel. I feel my whiteness when I. But it also gives you kind of church tunes because you got the choir in the back.

[B]

Yummy.

[A]

What are you doing? Don't do that. I'm not going. I just told you Valentine's Day. I'm finna be partying, and I do got niggas in la. The one that I ain't gonna. He not a. He's not a character in on this show. Oh, you don't know who I'm talking about. You're. Cover your mouth more. No, no.

[B]

Oh, then I don't know.

[A]

You do know.

[B]

And if you fucked in the ass.

[A]

No, sorry.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no.

[B]

That's you at the comedy club with.

[A]

No, no, no, no. Can you not just start naming niggas down. Jesus. The one you fucked. Yes. The one from the comedy club. No, the one that I first fucked in Cannes.

[B]

God damn it. Yeah. That's a good one, huh? I'm ready to see that motherfucker Again, shut up. Sorry.

[A]

How are we going with this episode? Y' all see what happens when Weezy got the outline? So you ain't even got your phone out. You said I'm a freestyle. This shit.

[B]

I had a good outline because I had a Valentine's Day tip I want to give because I feel like it's a really good one. Okay, my plans for Valentine's Day. So every year we switch planning. This is your year. Last year we was in Thailand. This year is his year. And most of y' all know we do a date night each month. One of us plans a date, right? So this month was my month. And I made a little theme for it. It was music, so. And this month, sorry, is the previous month. It was January, so I did a dance class. We learned salsa. Later that day, we went to a candlelight concert. And it was Drake.

[A]

And then I know I saw it in our email. I was like, what the fuck is. I thought it was spam.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

I said a candlelight show something, but.

[B]

It was literally Google when I'm buying something, bro.

[A]

I literally saw that. I was like, weezy is so random, bruh. It was a candlelight party, Drake themed.

[B]

You know, they do like the violin. Yeah. Uh huh. And then after we went to Django, which, by the way, is a very sexy date. It's an underground jazz club at the Roxy Hotel. And you have dinner and you listen to jazz. It's fire. So we get to the candlelight concert, right? And he looks at me and he was like. I was like, what? And he was like, it's part of my Valentine's Day shit. N. We can't go twice.

[A]

Oh, he planned it for Valentine's Day.

[B]

He's like, I thought we was going to do this.

[A]

Wait, this is the thing that happens weekly in Naomi.

[B]

We have like five a week, bitch of Drake.

[A]

No, it's different artists.

[B]

And he was like, I'm so mad right now. I got the 90s theme. He's like, I even went through the list to make sure you knew all the songs and would like them and played them back. Like, yeah, she going to lie. He was like, I really curated our day. Are you fucking kidding me, bruh? The whole time he in the concert, sitting there, like, looking on the fucking website at the refund, like, now we gotta do some different shit. We can't sit through this shit again. So I don't know what Valentine's Day holds, but I know that night. I love this party called Descendants in New York. And it's on Valentine's Day. But it's tough. Cause, like, Valentine's Day for me has also been so terrible in the past that I. I don't know. Last night I went to the Relationship Goals premiere. We were. We were even talking about interviewing Kelly that I've been so excited. Ugh.

[A]

Y', all, we wanted this episode to be Kelly Rowland, but she. Guess she was busy.

[B]

I guess they had Kelly.

[A]

Kelly, we was trying to get you. I guess you gotta tell them you finna sit with us, girl? Cause we see you in the likes on the Instagram page.

[B]

Yeah, her PI rep was really nice. She came up and was like, I'm sorry it didn't work out. Everything.

[A]

I didn't talk to her.

[B]

Yeah, yeah, she came up with, why.

[A]

Didn'T she sit with us, bitch.

[B]

Anyway, I had a good seat. Okay, so. Oh, fast forward. In the movie Relationship Goals, Maybe everybody saw it by now. Method man and Kelly is on Prime. Go check it out, Ryan. Jamal Swain is in there. We had him on.

[A]

Yes, we did.

[B]

Best part of the movie. Okay, I'm talking about every time he was on screen, you were excited because you knew he was gonna be a gag. Okay. Like, he did an amazing job. So long story short.

[A]

And every time I see Method man in that movie, I'm going to want to gag.

[B]

Everybody. It's a thing in the movie where everybody wants to fuck them.

[A]

I believe it.

[B]

Okay, so they basically kept talking about how people will act and pretend like Relationship Goals is a real thing, but it's a facade. Like, oh, you're online and someone's on a mountain with their partner, and you're like, oh, my God, Goals. But it's not really real. And there's a thing about Valentine's Day. Sometimes while I'm excited, I can celebrate Valentine's Day with a partner. I'm like, damn, bruh. But, like, I've been so depressed over this holiday because it made me feel.

[A]

Like I was lonely but depressed in your past. Yeah, okay.

[B]

But I mean, like, that's why sometimes I wanna reject the whole thing. Cause I'm like, I know I've been in a place where I was like, fuck Valentine's Day. It's stupid. It's this and that. I hate the Galentine's shit. We'll talk about that later. But, yeah, there's a part of me.

[A]

I just got invited to one.

[B]

Oh, girl. We'll talk about that later. Okay, so I'm gonna give y' all one of the best tips I've heard for Valentine's day.

[A]

Okay? This is for people with someone.

[B]

I thought this was really dope. This is people with someone.

[A]

Okay? So let me not listen, okay? No, I'm just playing. I got a lot of N, but I ain't spending it with them.

[B]

If y' all heard an episode on Patreon where I had to help my homegirl move out the house.

[A]

Yes, it was my homegirl.

[B]

Now, the reason I'm naming her is. Cause I was really like, damn.

[A]

That's who it was. No, I swear to God, bro. When you was with. When you were with lover boy.

[B]

We cutting that part out.

[A]

No, we can just bleep it. They like the bleeps. Y' all we talking about. Well, I'm talking about our friend.

[B]

No, you not.

[A]

But I'm not. But it was the truth. Don't move in.

[B]

What do you think is eight years should not count? Actually, nine.

[A]

How does eight years not count, bro? So nothing that happened eight years ago on this podcast count?

[B]

I'm just saying, let me know.

[A]

It ain't like it's a couple we erasing. What happened eight years ago?

[B]

Anyway, boom. She broke up with this nigga. And the reason I wanted to name her, she was like, oh, fuck it. I don't care. Tell the new tip I got a new man, and he's great.

[A]

So did she move in with him? No.

[B]

So I remember, like, you know when you're just going through a rough patch and it's like you can't see light at the end of the tunnel? Breaks up with this N. Days later, Harris Fashion Week, booked. New job, booked. Next thing, flights.

[A]

This. Oh, I'm not gonna lie. This is called the Teyana Taylor package. Look at what her career. Look. Look what's happened with her career since. Oh, my God, since her divorce.

[B]

That's the perfect example. Like, and I'm just thinking to myself, on the phone with her, she's like, I can't believe this happened to me. I'm like, damn.

[A]

And you only got rid of this nigga five days ago.

[B]

Like, but when you're in it, you're like, fuck. You know, you're dating someone and they're saying, oh, you're this to me. You're that to me. But also, you know, it doesn't fit, and it's just fucked up. Bitch had a whole glow up, meets a new man. They're vibing. Bam, he did something. I was like, oh, bitch, that shit kind of playing. So I'mma read this message that she sent to me, because I was like, yo, the Fellas need this Valentine's Day tip.

[A]

Okay? I'm not gonna lie. This reminds me of the YouTube comment I saw about you. I was like, damn, Weezy can't hold water. You just come on and tell everybody, bitch, you know I get permission, okay?

[B]

That's why she was like, you can say my name, bitch. I don't care. That's how you know a bitch excited about her new nigga.

[A]

And we can bleep your name out. That's how I know you.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

But it's okay. I love her. I love that she keep getting new houses with these niggas.

[B]

I gotta send the unedited. Okay? So basically, now, the funny part about this shit, and this ain't even no shade, but shade. I was like, bitch, he really did this. Cause y' all moving fast, but it's still cute. Okay, okay. She wrote. So my man hands me his phone, and written at the top of the notes, list says, lists. He said, babe, take my phone and put everything and anything you love and that you like in it. Favorite food, favorite snacks, hair product, favorite brands, your measurements, your sizes, including ring size, favorite color, favorite country, favorite city. And I was thinking to myself, like. She's like, yeah, so Valentine's Day is coming. Her birthday's in April. She's like, basically, he's preparing this list of all these things I like so he can figure out what to get me and how to surprise me. Favorite city, Say, you want to take me on a trip. Oh, I know my bitch likes blah, blah. And I'm like, yo, that's fucking fire.

[A]

I like that.

[B]

I love that. And my one.

[A]

But also, if you. My nigga, just listen, because I tell all of it. You don't listen to it.

[B]

But you know what? I like the list of it, though, because, like, my boyfriend and I both said, yes, we're going to make our list. We were like, yo, we should make a list. So. And I also wanted to say I wanted to do this list because I think it's good to bring it in a few years ago and maybe we'll put it in. I basically called out, we did a casting call for what we looking for, and I found my boyfriend months later after that clip. And there was so many.

[A]

Here we go. She want to be a witch, y'. All. She's like, let's put it into the universe.

[B]

And it worked, ho.

[A]

Mine, too. I feel like it did. I gotta look and see what I said. You said I need to be more thoughtful.

[B]

Oh, wait, I gotta see what you said.

[A]

I Might have said some bullshit.

[B]

Okay. So I thought we should make our list. And for anybody that's listening, I think whether you've been together 10 years, 20 years, make the list.

[A]

So pull out your phone, open your notes and. Okay, let's go through our.

[B]

And you can do a shared note, by the way. So basically what you do is on Apple, if you have it, you send the list. Like that person.

[A]

Press the arrow.

[B]

Yeah, that person did like Gabby's list. So she can fill it out in real time, and she could change things and add things in real time. Okay, Mandy's list. Food.

[A]

Japanese. Cause I'm Asian.

[B]

Okay. No, I put restaurants after. So, like, name the food. Because for me, mine's pizza and steak. But my restaurant is French and Japanese.

[A]

No, it's Otoro. I want a hand roll or a tuna pizza. I want Japanese food and a sushi restaurant. It could be 8. Sushi. Japanese is my favorite. Japanese or Thai.

[B]

Okay, that's a good one to know. Snacks. You know mine, it ain't changed in 15 years.

[A]

I know what yours is. Cheese and crackers.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

Snacks. For me. Oh, my God, right now. It's so crazy. Dry freeze.

[B]

Okra. What?

[A]

They're like okra chips, y'. All. I. I love okra chips, bro. I'd be dry freeze. Didn't I make you try them at the house? Oh, pickles. Oh, I have.

[B]

Oh, no. Bread and butter. Pickles.

[A]

I have six different jars of pickles. No, I like the little Cornish hen. They're not Cornish hens. What are cornucopias? Corn. Corn. What's the corn? What's the. What's the goddamn. Look it up. What the fuck is this?

[B]

Bitch, I don't know where to start.

[A]

Hold on. Do you know what I'm talking about? Are you talking about a pickle still? It's a pickle.

[B]

Croans Corinth. Oh, yeah. They be putting them on bag as a shit.

[A]

I don't like it.

[B]

D, O, R, N, I, C, H.

[A]

O. I'm putting corn.

[B]

Pickles. Corn and chunks. Cornichon. Sorry.

[A]

Cornucons. Cornichons.

[B]

So next is pickles.

[A]

Pickles is my snack.

[B]

Okay, brands. Here's mine. I put high, mid, and low.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

For high, I got Prada, Bottega. For mid, Mista, the shoe brand. Okay. And for low, I got Aritzia.

[A]

Okay, me for high, Fendi. Fendi or Chanel? Actually, I have a lot of Chanel right now. I like Fendi or Chanel. For high, Mid. Zara.

[B]

I don't know Zara.

[A]

To me is Zara, not mid. You go into Zara now.

[B]

$100Ame is like essentials or kith or like it's not thousands, but it's hundreds.

[A]

Okay, Mid Sephora. Every time I go in, that's a good me. Sephora.

[B]

Like if you want to spend 300.

[A]

$300, go, go to Sephora. And then low for me would be actually no, my mid is delta.

[B]

Oh, that's a good one.

[A]

And then low would be Sephora. Then.

[B]

Okay, he put sizes. And then next one was me too.

[A]

38.

[B]

If you. This is ladies, let me tell you. This is how you set the tone with an interview.

[A]

When he asks you your shoe size.

[B]

Do not go American.

[A]

Do not say American. You gotta give him your European size.

[B]

The fuck bitch might give you the waist at euro too.

[A]

Eh, That's a little tricky for me.

[B]

Oh, okay. Favorite color?

[A]

Oh, orange.

[B]

I put black, but then I was.

[A]

Like, black is too.

[B]

What's he gonna do with this? Like you buying clothes? Yeah, okay, so for favorite cities, I liked that question. Favorite cities and countries, I was like, okay, this is what I wrote for mine.

[A]

If you want to take me to the beach. Oh, not.

[B]

You did it by activity, bitch. What? I put on a whim. Paris for relaxation on Paris is crazy.

[A]

What?

[B]

We live in New York, bitch. It's $400, bro.

[A]

The way I. You know, they also said that in the comments. I just love listening to Weezy talk about rich people shit. Cause she says it so casually. I just hold on. Paris on a whim? It's only $400.

[B]

You just said you lay flats.

[A]

Your lay flats are not $400 to be.

[B]

I know they're not. I'm just saying you can go like real shit, bro. A lot of my friends that were doing the fucking Miami trips or the doctor or fucking Puerto Rico even a lot of my friends went to see Bad Bunny in Puerto Rico. Bad Bunny? I'm sorry. You could have went to fucking Europe too, right? Not saying you want to go to white man's land. I'm just saying like a lot of these flights, bitch. LA to Atlanta. I almost flew here from that.

[A]

No, I told you, 600 miles away. Paris is cheaper. I know.

[B]

Non stop. Yeah, on a way in Paris. And then if you want to take me to the beach.

[A]

Mexico.

[B]

Holbox. Mexico. That's right. Not Mandy could make my list.

[A]

I know. I mean, I've only been sitting by you for almost 10 years now and known you for 20.

[B]

Wait, what would I say for yours?

[A]

Oh, you Don't. Don't be like that. Ok. Ok.

[B]

I feel like if you want to make it rich. Let me guess.

[A]

Hold on. Make it rich.

[B]

Dubai.

[A]

You know what's crazy? I've gone there so many times. I don't like if. If. And I haven't been there yet. But my dream trip that if a nigga's gonna take me Tokyo and then for you were close for a beach any at this point. Oh, Aruba. That's my favorite island. Like, but really to go by myself. I like Aruba, but if you got money, I'll take the Maldives.

[B]

If you got money, I'll take.

[A]

I'm gonna do safe tails if you got me. Yeah, no, I do. I do like Aruba. Aruba to me, is really nice. I like Aruba better than Curacao. Yeah. And I ain't even gonna hold you. I'd be turning down trips like Jamaica again. Like, I go to Jamaica.

[B]

Wrong.

[A]

No. I'm Jamaican, and I still don't want to go to Jamaica. I go every year. I feel like Jamaica is like a yearly trip now for me. And in Mexico, I don't. I'm not a fan. But I do want to do where I have my little unicorn experience again.

[B]

I like, baby. By the way, if y' all want to try that out ever where Mandy went, maybe you can two get.

[A]

Maybe you two can get Cancun.

[B]

And it's just a.

[A]

It's a fairytake. It's a ferry.

[B]

There's hotels there.

[A]

Yeah, it's so cute. And you don't feel like you in Cancun because I literally went there. If y' all listen to the episode. I went there thinking I was gonna, like, relax and bitch. There was a phone party at the pool. I'm trying to read a book. I'm trying to read the four agreements.

[B]

To let me work on myself.

[A]

And it was niggas like, you want to start? Like, bro, I try to work on myself, bro.

[B]

I just told my nigga about Cancun, right? Because most of the places I like in Mexico, you kind of got to go to Cancun first. Tulum, Holbox, even. I like, there's a small place called Merida. Like, anyway, so long story short, him and I are trying to figure out where we want to go on our Euro trip this summer. And I'm like, you know, Paris is it for me, but where should we spend another week? Because he said, bitch, we did too much bouncing last time. I. I ain't doing it. I was like, well, you haven't been to Spain. I think we should try Spain.

[A]

My friends love Spain.

[B]

I feel like. Oh, and Ibiza. I said to him, I don't know if it's two party, because this is how I could describe Ibiza. I said, think of Cancun, but with wealthy people.

[A]

So for. It's funny because my two best friends went. Adriana and Crystal went. And then they also did Barcelona.

[B]

Barcelona or Ibiza?

[A]

They did both.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

During COVID And I was like. That's when I was scared of COVID at first. I said, bitch, I'm gonna be stuck over there. I gotta come back to work. But they said I would love Barcelona. They were like, girl, you would have hated Ibiza. But it's because too white. First off, that's what they say. They say it's a beat the bitch.

[B]

It is also Barcelona.

[A]

Oh, it's Barcelona.

[B]

Barcelona. You know why they do it?

[A]

I got half right.

[B]

Do you know the story about the list? Apparently the king at that time had a lisp. Had a lisp. So all of the people.

[A]

You're lying.

[B]

I swear to God. You're lying. Not joking.

[A]

In Barcelona is because that is like, the. The man had a lisp.

[B]

Barcelona. Catalonia.

[A]

Yeah, Barcelona. That is hilarious. Well, they said I would have. They said I would have loved Barcelona. But Ibito, they was like, girl, real white.

[B]

It is real white.

[A]

Every. Everybody white. They look at you when you black. Like, it's weird and everything is. Which is why you would like it. Unsa uns. So they said, bitch, everywhere we went, there was no word.

[B]

That's why I don't like Ibiza. Oh.

[A]

Because it's all USA uns. I like regular house music, but there's no word. USA uns. That's why even when I went and took my mama and my sister to what part of Greece did we go to? Athens and Mykonos, girl. I was like, give me a word. I need a word in this business.

[B]

I need, like, I need a soulful house. I know y' all dragged me for saying Detroit. I meant techno. I understand Chicago. Damn. But that's what I need. I need to feel that.

[A]

You know what? You know why I need words? I realize because I'm neurodivergent. Like, I become too overstimulated just with noise coming in my ear, and I'm like, where?

[B]

No, where's the word? My ADD Makes me want to change a song.

[A]

Yeah, but you can't change my add. It's a dj.

[B]

No, because the dome had words. My add, you know, I'M a piano it take a while I'm a piano song would be like 99 if you're.

[A]

Neurodivergent like me I literally wait for words like it it like it it like get hurts me where's the words hello talk to me Then they don't and then you're just supposed to do this like you had a workout class. I'm like I can't even move my hips. Like what? I can't do it. I can't do it. I cannot do it. Okay. Hey guys, you need to check legends.com today. Legends is a free to play social casino and sportsbook with all of the games that you love. They have hundreds of slots, a full sportsbook, and even have live dealers for table games. That's L E G e n d z.com the best part is you get free coins to play with every day and redemption to your bank account is instant and new players get an exclusive welcome bonus. Join thousands of players on legends with a Z.com today. No purchase necessary. Legends International Void we're prohibited by law. 18/ Terms and Conditions do apply. Join thousands of players on legends with a Z.com today.

[B]

Listen, I have been waiting to promo this, okay? Y' all know I work with them. I have been waiting for this project to drop for years. They've worked so hard to make this. From the visionary creator Kenya Barris From Black Ish comes Big Age, the hilarious and heartwarming Audible original comedy about love, aging and finding your way into love's next chapter. Big Age stars comedy legends Jennifer Lewis, Cedric the Entertainer and Niecy Nash Betts. Big H follows the recently retired couple Dot and Butch Watts, reluctant relocation to their new Florida home, Sunset Gardens, which is a senior community that's anything but relaxing. And in Barris retirement community, Dot and Butch encounter a parade of unforgettable personalities who push their 50 year marriage to the limit. There's Butch's flirtatious ex flame Ethel, who's Niecy Nash, spiritually possessed neighbors, pesky pill pushing couples and the ferociously competitive Steven Aider. Through its blend of outrageous comedy and touching revelations, Big Age explores what it means to grow older without growing old at heart. Listen to Kenya Barris new laugh out loud Audible original comedy Big Age Big Age Age does funny things. Go to audible.com bigage series to start the listening today. Now I got a hor d' oeuvre that we going to do just because it's Valentine's day and considering your text that came through when I Was visiting my dad the other day. I think you probably do this too. So I got a long distance Valentine's Day, too. One of my favorite things to do is the FaceTime instruction is to what? The FaceTime instruction. Okay, so this is what you do. Okay. Basically, if you too scared to dom somebody in person, you. You could do it over the phone because it's a little premeditated, you know what I'm saying?

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So you tell them that you're gonna own them. They have to call you at a certain time. They have to be wearing whatever you say and be sitting in whatever place that you say, and you give them instructions via FaceTime. If you get too nervous, you could write down what they are and they won't even know you did the shit. So, like, number one, y', all, there's.

[A]

A teleprompter app y' all could use. Write that shit down.

[B]

So, like, number one could be like, lean forward, put your lips out, give me a kiss, tell me something dirty. And they'll tell you something and be like, tell me a fantasy and whatever. And then you can tell them to, like, slowly strip for you. And then by the time they're naked, you could have them masturbate for you. And if you really get them to that point, of course, asking permission to come is, like, so hot. But FaceTime instruction, bitch, that's my jam.

[A]

Okay? I don't like that you threw me in here.

[B]

Like, I just. Yeah, you said niggas was calling you to jerk off.

[A]

They on horrible decisions, decisions, decisions. Don't tell people that I do such a thing. I'm a classy woman. Was it really more than one that day? You don't understand. Within 24 hours, three niggas was asking to jerk off on the phone during the snowstorm. It was during the snowstorm, but two of them were not in the snowstorm. So I was like, bruh, I'm at home. And I think it was the day right before my period. So I was like, these are horny ass niggas. Like. Cause I was not in the mood to be sexy because I just felt like blood about to come out this coochie any minute now. And one was like, you got toys. I want to see you. I don't like when I have to do stuff. The only thing I like to do is when they jack off. I be like, ooh, yeah, jack that big ass dick. Ooh, it's so big. You want to. I like to talk to them. I don't like when I have to like, do my shit. I don't like when I have to put on a show.

[B]

How long do you have to stay on the phone?

[A]

Till they feel, oh, girl, I be making them come real quick. I be like, I'm not going to do it because it's the decision. You say I'm in it.

[B]

Have you ever timed it?

[A]

Oh, no, no, no. When I tell you the way I talk dirty to these niggas, they be busting in like two minutes, two Atlanta car drops. I didn't do that. First off, first off, don't make me seem like I'm not feminine. Okay? I'd be talking a little dirty and get why you're snorkeling. Snorkeling? No, but I be talking dirty to them and then it get them real hard and they be like, what about the bus? And I be telling them where the bus and it's great. And I be like, well, imagine they going, wait, where to go? Yeah, like, cuz they're at home. So I got one real nasty.

[B]

Make them go around.

[A]

No, no, no, no. So sometimes they be in a hotel, they traveling, you know, my n got jobs and so when they in a hotel room, oh my God, I told you the one, I like him. If y' all stay in hotels, just know if any of my niggas stayed in there, you're not safe. I make them like, like, ooh, come on the lamp, come on the dresser. Come on the, like, spray it on the floor. I like to see it in the hotel room. I'm disgusting. And then when they're at home, I be like, ooh, I wanna see it all over your chest. Then I got one nasty nigga. I be like, ooh, make it come in your face. And he literally jacks his dick off to where I love it and be like, ooh. And now imagine I look at all and then they be like, crystal ever.

[B]

Be like sitting there?

[A]

First off, when these niggas call, no, no, no. So you ready? She was snowed in with me and you should have seen me. She was like, mandy, you're so mean. Because I was like. I was like, I'm watching tv. No, I don't want to watch you. Because also my best friend. Can you imagine me and her are watching tv. I get these text messages multiple times.

[B]

And the plot's getting good.

[A]

And they're like, first off, we were into it. And so I'm like, girl, this imagine. I gotta be like, girl, can you pause it? I gotta go upstairs, tell this nigga Jack off and mind you she's heard me leave into another room to be like, oh, yeah. Oh, it's so hard. That is, if I just wasn't in the mood for my best friend to hear me, like, talk dirty to a nigga while he jack off 3,000 miles away. And that's another thing. I really only like to do it within the week that I know I'm about to see you. If we not about to see you, that is fun. If we not about to see each.

[B]

Other at this point. Now you making me an only fans, bitch, literally for free. I know.

[A]

Nigga go on Twitter.

[B]

It's unfair.

[A]

It's so unfair. Where's my deposit? Where's my cash app?

[B]

Oh, I got another tip.

[A]

Okay, I don't like that you're turning this into horrible decisions.

[B]

No, now this gets more vanilla.

[A]

Okay, Because.

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

I'm not mad that you're turning it into horrible decisions, but we're almost 10 years in and I'm supposed to be mature and I'm still being an ex.

[B]

Well, you chose the TV show, so I guess you are.

[A]

Okay, you're right.

[B]

Now, this is for.

[A]

I didn't do it.

[B]

I didn't do it. Okay. Okay. I don't know if anybody else has used his zeal or what's that soothe, but get on one of them apps. It's a massage app, and y' all book massages at the same time. Basically trying to spend your day together. So let's just say you're in LA, he's in New York. You do 5 o', clock, he does 8 o'. Clock. Same time. Right. Just booking them at the same time, eating at the same time, like, really getting to experience. I have a friend right now, and they can't afford to get to each other, so she's trying to plan out how they're gonna, like, really have a nice day. And I was like, oh, bitch, do the same things together. It'll make you feel close.

[A]

So the.

[B]

I don't like that.

[A]

But you remember one of, like, my really good dates that I talked about where the guy rented a movie and shared it with me to where we watched it at the same time, and then he Uber eats me the snacks, and we literally got to watch the movie at the same time, talk about what was happening, and it was a really good movie. Life of PI. So cute.

[B]

I'm only laughing because the movie been out.

[A]

So cute. Don't do this. Don't do this. Shut up. Well, this date was a couple years ago.

[B]

I remember. No, no, no, honey, it's old. But anyway, by the way, speaking of old movies, I literally cannot watch right now. I don't know what I'm going through, Mandy. I cannot watch a movie that wasn't made in the 90s.

[A]

There are divergence.

[B]

No, no, I can't watch New. The new is so bad.

[A]

No, it's not. Wait, Movies.

[B]

I just can't handle new movies. Like, if I go to the movie and I experience cool. When I was sitting watching Netflix, like, I was watching People We Met on Vacation, I was like, my God, this is terrible. I.

[A]

You know what? I liked the one with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. But I love them two whites. Adding them to my favorite whites, y'. All. When I tell you I used to be in love like they used to. They had a movie that I really loved growing up called Dogma, which I'm so mad it's not on any of the fucking streaming apps.

[B]

Why?

[A]

I don't know if any of y' all know where I can watch fucking Dogma because Blockbuster no longer exists. I cannot find Dogma anywhere. It's just, like, not even on YouTube.

[B]

The old movies got some cachet that the new shit. Don't the acting be bad? The colors.

[A]

Wicked was good. Did you see Wicked?

[B]

No. I'm not a musical girl.

[A]

It was good.

[B]

Plus, they're too, like, cracked out right now.

[A]

No, she's back normal. She's wearing drawstring ponytails again.

[B]

Who? Ariana.

[A]

Ariana is back to being Ariana.

[B]

Like, let me.

[A]

She's no longer Glinda the Good Witch.

[B]

I don't do well with, like, the sick, like, by choice.

[A]

Whoa, whoa.

[B]

What?

[A]

Problematic.

[B]

Keep talking. I'm dead ass. No, like, it's not like that.

[A]

Wait, you think they look sick?

[B]

Do I think they look sick? Both of them? I don't even at this point, I.

[A]

Don'T think it's the other lady or.

[B]

Just, like, no food, because at least on some of the GLP ones you eat, these hoes look crazy dog. And then maybe, maybe.

[A]

I think Ariana.

[B]

It looks like they need help to walk.

[A]

I think she eating again because she looked a little fuller at the Grammys.

[B]

Have you seen, like, the skits on how they act together?

[A]

Oh, no, no, no. I'm not gonna lie. Their fake lesbian relationship. First off, old girl is real rude to Lena. Waithe. Because you can't be having this much of. It reminds me of, you know, Kerry Washington and the President. They both actually have spouses, but they be real close in them interviews. It Reminded me of that. Like, this is a co working relationship that is kind of disrespectful to the marriage.

[B]

They're disgusting, bro. Stop.

[A]

They be fixing each other's necklaces when it don't need no fix. And they just want to touch each other.

[B]

I just. And then the way they get when they say holding up. No, you just love each other so much. I'm like, I support her. It freaks me out. It's like sometimes when people talk about Illuminati shit, I'll be like, oh, this is it. This is.

[A]

We're watching this. You think that's what it is?

[B]

I honestly thought.

[A]

I think they're both just neurodivergent.

[B]

No. And then I thought, no, not it. And also at first I thought, oh, maybe they are gay. But I was like, no, because you wouldn't do this much to hide. Like, you would hide it more. And then I thought it was drama.

[A]

And I was like, one of them really is gay. And we know Ariana just steals everyone's boyfriends, so maybe she just likes to do that. But maybe she is gay too.

[B]

And you know what, too? When you got a bitch that. That's pursuing you and you straight, it still be like flattering. Cynthia Revo's gay. She.

[A]

She's with Lena Waithe. That's her partner.

[B]

That's why Lena Waithe was at that thing, bro.

[A]

That's why she be pulling up like, Ariana step the fuck back. Yeah, they go together.

[B]

Maybe they're fucking Ariana.

[A]

No, no, no, no. It looked like Lena be like, abrah, you doing too much. Probably talk just like that. Abrah, you doing too much.

[B]

I want Lena on the phone.

[A]

Cause they. Lena from Chicago.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

She ain't having that shit. Hey, bro, bet the Ariana.

[B]

No, it's just her show. The shot.

[A]

The shot. That's probably why I think she first Chicago.

[B]

This bitch from where?

[A]

Lean away from. But wait, now I remember.

[B]

Okay, okay, okay, wait, hold on.

[A]

Lean away. Let me see who it is. Oh, wait, they not together.

[B]

I'm lying.

[A]

Oh, no. She was previously married, but now she with old girl Cynthia Erivo.

[B]

What? She. That is Cynthia Erivo?

[A]

No, no, no. They're together now, but she was married previously to another woman.

[B]

I will say I went to this random party in LA that Cynthia Erivo started singing at. Look. And I felt, oh, okay. They together look good together.

[A]

They do look good together. But Ariana liked to come steal people.

[B]

People pursue shit, Fi. And mind you, I didn't know people could hear me. And I said right when she was done. Cause I didn't know. It was like, you know when people slowly sing and they wait for the closeout? Right in that quiet moment, I was like, oh, my God, that's her from Wiki.

[A]

No, you didn't.

[B]

Yes, I did.

[A]

No, you didn't.

[B]

And I only knew because she was bald.

[A]

By the way, we did good. She from Chicago.

[B]

Oh, you did good. Okay, following the hors d', oeuvre Lil Tip, I want to talk a little bit about solo Valentine's Day shit All Star Weekend. Because I despise Galentine's Day.

[A]

You know what's crazy about you saying that? If y' all go down to. Back in the day, we. We. We encouraged Galentine.

[B]

I know we did. And I wanna. I wanna retract all of my comments. Why here, now make the clip ride me. I don't give a fuck. Galentine's Day, Here we go. On Valentine's Day is just an excuse to feel worse.

[A]

Ooh.

[B]

It is if you're doing Galentine's Day because being alone is something you can't handle. It almost makes it worse if you don't give a fuck about Valentine's Day and you're single and you're like, whatever, I'm, like, doing my thing. I don't care. I'm home alone, chilling. Cool. Galentine's Day on Valentine's Day. Knife to the.

[A]

So the 13th is fine.

[B]

It's a Friday this year, so. No, because bitches gonna be out fulfilling their Valentine's Day shit. Okay, my nigga. I've done, like, three. I did one with Injector. Zoey, I think.

[A]

Yeah. No, no, you've been Galentine queen, which is why you see what happens when bitches get in relationships. Y' all want to act like you don't remember what it was like.

[B]

I just did.

[A]

A bitch was lonely. So let the little lonely bitches and.

[B]

I think hang out with the girl.

[A]

That's crazy.

[B]

No, no, no, no. This isn't me being in a relationship saying Galentine's Day was. I'm just realizing now, like, there were so many moments when I would head out with my homegirls, like, oh, my God, this is so awkward because I'm pulling up, everybody's in a couple. You're getting to the table. There's hearts all over this shit. Everything is Valentine's Day themed now. We gotta pretend to be gay.

[A]

You know what's crazy about that?

[B]

I hated that.

[A]

The only thing I hate more than anything about Valentine's Day weekend. Is that the motherfucking restaurants do the menus.

[B]

The prefix menus.

[A]

A prefix menu is the ghetto. Restaurateers, restaurateurs, whatever it's called. Owners stop doing that shit. Because the people that ain't with the couple shit. I want to order what I want to order.

[B]

But now when I say Galentine's Day, it's cause I think of the dinner.

[A]

So I think you're not talking about a party.

[B]

No, like.

[A]

Cause what about the little gathering at the house with the charcoochie board?

[B]

Oh, that's different.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Galentine's day, like if. If we're home and we're vibing or we head out and like are dancing.

[A]

I didn't know girls was doing Galentine's dinners together.

[B]

Am I tripping on me? Do they do that?

[A]

I've only seen it at the house. I think Galen's.

[B]

I've only been invited to the dinners.

[A]

Cause you rich. That's rich people shit.

[B]

No it's not, girl.

[A]

My friends want $200 fish. If we not hunching after. I don't know why we keep on shit, bro. Katana, they be wanting that whole fish.

[B]

My last Galentine's day dinner. Let me explain to you what we did. And this is why I'm rejecting it. Ooh.

[A]

It was 2022, okay?

[B]

I went out with five girls, okay. We didn't all really know each other, but one girl organized it. She was. We went to Tower or something, but it was single bitches, right? And I was like, okay, this shit gonna be fun.

[A]

You just sat there and talked about how lonely everyone was.

[B]

And everybody talked about how they've been wronged. And everybody starts pretending about how much better they're doing. But we're all kind of crying because everybody has a horror story. And I'm like, I literally could have been in my bed. It was terrible. And I think that's.

[A]

That's terrible. But I think also you gotta watch. Here would be my advice on Galentine's if you're single, don't surround yourself with male censored women. Because the male centered woman is the person who's going to sit there and.

[B]

But even if you're not complaining. No, but I don't think someone that's like gone through a breakup or is feeling sad necessarily has to be male centered.

[A]

Well, to me though, if this holiday is bringing about all of these just emotions because it's a day of love, it's really just capitalism. But if. If you're feeling this way to where you're venting about how wrong you've been by men. To me, it's a little male censored. Like, the ideology around it, it feels.

[B]

Sometimes like a venting session. And that's, like, what gets difficult about it because it's like, all right, now we're in this safe space with each other, but we're using it to. And I just wasn't on that in 2022 because I was really fucking n and enjoying fucking niggas.

[A]

That's what. So what you should have done is after the Galentine, you should have took them to the Sex Clerks. I had to go out on my.

[B]

Own because the sex club is coup night on Valentine's Day.

[A]

Wait, what?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

When they always take a single bitch. How do you think people have threesomes?

[B]

They take a single bitch. But now I gotta be available for the couple.

[A]

Yeah. No, you don't want to be a unicorn.

[B]

Like, there's never. To Me, being a unicorn on Valentine's.

[A]

Day would make you feel worse. I'm not going to hold you now that. I just thought. I just thought about it. I just thought about it. I just thought about it.

[B]

See, we're still giving bad advice.

[A]

First off, I said it a couple episodes ago. Fuck advice. Y' all are going to do what y' all want to do. Y' all are going to be lonely. Y' all are going to be happy. Y' all going to be in situationships. Y' all going to fuck. Marry me. Y' all going to fuck niggas that need visas. Y' all gonna do what y' all wanna do.

[B]

Y' all go fuck niggas that need be crazy. Cause the new 90 Day Fiance, honey, is the best of all time.

[A]

See, I mean, the girls are gonna do what they wanna do.

[B]

They are.

[A]

They are.

[B]

But I think protecting yourself first, if you know you're in a vulnerable spot, don't ruin a Galentine date. Don't do it.

[A]

Well, they all in a. They all single.

[B]

By ruining it. I mean, like, dumping when we're having a good time.

[A]

So here's my question to you.

[B]

And then what if you want you looking at the ex and seeing what he doing for the new bitch here. My question for you, huh?

[A]

You in your 30s and you fucking on a few niggas, but you don't want to do the Galentines, do you? Ask one of your Situationships to do Valentine's with you. Is it okay for a woman to. Yeah, okay. Okay.

[B]

Yeah, I think it's okay if. If See, I knew you can handle that. Nothing may come from it after.

[A]

That's the problem. These bitches be delulu.

[B]

See, I man spins. I went on a first date on Valentine's Day.

[A]

Here's the thing. Then here's my advice to the men. If your situationship asks, what are we doing on Valentine's Day? Fellas do something on the 13th or the 15th that lets them know just a little bit more that they. Not that.

[B]

Don't do it on the 15th. We judge right now.

[A]

Okay, let's do it. We listen and we judge. By the way, we are judging the hell out of everyone in 2026. Uh.

[B]

Oh. Oh, I hope we don't have to cut it out.

[A]

No, we're not, because we need to make time for Black Effect. You guys are getting an hour up.

[B]

Can I tell the story where yo n said his mama was gonna die around Valentine's Day?

[A]

What? Oh, by the way, my homegirl saw the clip of which one of the ex boyfriend who got engaged in Bali but was inviting her. She was like, damn, bitch, I ain't know you was gonna say New York, Bali at. She said, bitch, you named everything. And I said, well, those are major cities.

[B]

I did.

[A]

I literally said. She was like, you gave a lot of detail.

[B]

Bitch. I'm telling you. Like, I've been trying to be good with my detail. Here's my other. We listen to me, judge. Okay, Ready for this shit? Yep. This one to me is dope because someone fucked up. But then I think someone fucked up worse on top. Boom. Here we go.

[A]

All right, story time.

[B]

Homegirl is on a couples trip, okay. With her man, her homegirl and the homegirl's man.

[A]

Yep.

[B]

They were at a full moon party on a beach or something.

[A]

Okay, Thailand.

[B]

No, doesn't everywhere do them?

[A]

Is it full moon party? Just Koh Samui. Oh, am I out of details? My bad, my bad, my bad.

[B]

Anyway, so basically what happens is they're all making jokes about how people are doing weird ritualistic shit on the full moon. And her homegirl said, bitch, you remember what we was doing years ago? That's how you got your nigga wait in front of.

[A]

In front of him?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Not. The homegirls felt that they did sex magic.

[B]

So basically they all start laughing, right? And no one she thinks takes it serious. They get back to the room, next day, he's like, what ritual did y' all do on the full moon? She was like, well, we were, like, trying to bring in an energy for love. And he's like, like, with affirmations and shit, like, what did you do? And I want you to tell me the truth. She's like, oh, we did candle stuff. He's like, when was that? And she tells him the time and day. No, the homegirl didn't say, that's how you got him. She said, that's how you locked him down. She was already dating him when she did the candle work.

[A]

This nigga says, oh, I'd break up with her right then and there.

[B]

Oh, well, this is what he says to her. I can't believe you did that. I always knew something was off because you were never my type.

[A]

That might be worse than tacky bitch whole, bro, these just be saying anything.

[B]

That's way worse than me doing all the candle magic that ever really was real.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[B]

Oh, now you say it.

[A]

It's not real. I ain't gonna hold you if a tell me he did some motherfucking magic and that's how we together. Oh, no, you gots to go. I would not be with a man who did. Who did some ritualistic light as a feather thick, light as a feather, stiff as a board type shit.

[B]

I'm not gonna hold you. I didn't ask her in full detail what she did.

[A]

She was holding her. He said that to her.

[B]

He said that to her, mind you. So wait, in front of people. No, no, no, they weren't.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

That would have been worse when she said that. So basically, she ended the trip early. They're still dating now, I guess, like, they're trying to, like, refigure it out. That whole.

[A]

She better go light some candles.

[B]

That whole flew to another little Asian country and said, I'm out. I'm about to do my own thing. And I was like, yo, she was on her close friends talking shit. I was like, damn, bitch, what the fuck happened? Like, why did you. Where is he?

[A]

I'm not gonna lie. You know, it's bad. And I feel like there's more to this story. You don't leave your nigga in Asia to go to another Asian country off of. Yeah, you wasn't my type. I knew something was up.

[B]

Oh, I think he said more type.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie. That conversation.

[B]

He.

[A]

He said some shit.

[B]

That bitch. You know, I always thought you was fat. He said something, something, something. Cause I ain't gonna hold you. I might have just broke up with you when we left the beach.

[A]

Let me ask you, if a man. If you found out like a man did magic on you, how would that make you feel.

[B]

Okay, for context, they've been together a really long time.

[A]

What's a really long time?

[B]

More than four years, I think almost five.

[A]

Okay, maybe it is five years. She did this magic. How far did them dating she's been.

[B]

I haven't known her that long.

[A]

But, like, when was the time if they were already dating?

[B]

Apparently it was.

[A]

How?

[B]

Right after, like, he said he wanted to make her his girlfriend. But here's the thing. I don't really know. Like, was it. They, like, using my hair and shit?

[A]

Like, I feel like that's what I'm saying. What if she grabbed his toothbrush and, like, put little yarn around it, Put that shit in the freezer, put some blood in his spaghetti, bro.

[B]

I'm like, I'll hold you. I'm dating a Nigerian man. Before that, I was dating a Haitian nigga.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Would I leave?

[A]

That's why I date African Americans. I don't. I ain't going to hold you. They don't do the little wishy stuff. They just want they fried chicken extra crispy, fried hard.

[B]

I say that to say, right? No, there's a little bit of context, I think. Once you use the person's. This is my feeling on it.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Once you're using something that comes from my body, I feel like now you violating me. However, if you wrote my name on a paper and did a little candle, I'm fine with that.

[A]

I told you, I felt a little way that I felt like I was tricked into, like, one of my past sugar daddies. Like, basically, he was. He was a fan. I know. How does that happen, right? So he was a fan of mine. And I didn't know this, but this is when I worked at Applebee's. The nigga who ended up putting me on payroll when I was in college.

[B]

Yes, bro.

[A]

I found out a year and a half, almost two years into that. He knew where I worked. He knew the. So basically he.

[B]

How did he find you? Twitter.

[A]

First off, I've been on these Internet streets, but he knew me from Twitter, so he knew where I worked at. Because, bitch, I was a bartender, so I used to invite, come and tip me. He knew I was from Orlando, so even he made sure to come to my bar when the Orlando Magic was playing and talked to me about the Magic. He tipped me his bill was $40. He tipped me $40. He just knew how to. And then was like, yeah, so let me take. Started taking me and my friends out. All that, bro. It was you two years, bro. Told Me, two years later. Yeah. Like, I pulled up and knew exactly what to say and all these things. And a part of me was like.

[B]

Oh, how would it feel?

[A]

I feel bamboozled. But I needed to stay on the payroll, so I couldn't take it too personally, because by that time, we actually had made a friendship. But I felt like I was tricked.

[B]

So crazy.

[A]

I. I felt like. You deadass, mind you. He told me at a little cigar bar, and I. I really felt like I was tricked into giving you some coochie.

[B]

Nigga, you were.

[A]

I was. I thought this was a natural, organic relationship. No, nigga, you came and found me and knew things about me.

[B]

That's not the way you want to say what. Okay, I know I must have told this story on horrible. This is one of my favorite stories of all time. But I'll tell it real quick. I'm pretty sure you heard it. Amen. My lash lady, or no, my eyebrow lady that does the eyebrow tinting and shit, told me one of the. I was like, I always ask this, and if y' all want some good tea, ask a Uber driver, a nail person, or the girl. Who do you know?

[A]

No, girl, my Uber driver today, I hopped in, and he was listening to Kevin Samuels. Okay, I'm not.

[B]

Girl, rest in hell. Well, I will tell you, I always ask somebody, what's the craziest stuff that ever happened? Like, what's the craziest story? Okay, this is what my homegirl told me. Her name is Katrina, bitch. Ooh. She was like, okay, so I had a woman that worked for American Express. Okay, I never told you this.

[A]

No, I don't remember an American Express story.

[B]

The woman works for American Express. This shit is tea. Okay? The woman worked for American Express. She told my eyebrow lady, I'm going to get a man through the American Express records. So this woman was Indian. She looked up common Indian last names. Let's just say one of them was Patel. She looked at them.

[A]

That's very. You did that really good. I don't think I would have thought of an idiot name that quick.

[B]

Bitch, you're real racist. Rodriguez. I don't know. Jewish. Okay.

[A]

Rodrigo.

[B]

Goldenberg. I don't know.

[A]

Okay, valid.

[B]

Okay, valid. So she looked up. Let's just say Patel. Whatever, right?

[A]

Patel.

[B]

She goes through the top spenders from there, types in their names to see if they're married, et cetera. And a lot of the top spenders have their travel book through American Express, so she knows exactly where they're staying. She said on her sixth Try just the sixth nigga. I don't know how many she got. She pulls up to the Langham in New York, which is a very expensive hotel. Sits in the lobby, met the nigga right there. She no longer gets her brows done with my homegirl because she's living between Dubai, London and New York. She has a townhouse in the Upper east side where sometimes she goes to do her brows. They have a private plane, two children, a live in nanny, and an au pair in Dubai. Totally set up. And all I could think was, bitch, what would she do?

[A]

What would. If he found out that. That's if she planned. I want to ask you, though. So even my story, you would feel away if a man maybe listened to this pod and intentionally made sure to take you to the pod. I've had that before.

[B]

Yeah, I've not talked about that before. I had a guy say, have you ever heard of Lucien? And I was like, he listens to horrible decisions. Because all I talk about is like, how I love that restaurant. Yeah, but I've had guys do that to me. But this in particular. You went looking for a rich nigga.

[A]

She needed. Well, she don't need her job anymore. But you could lose your job for that, can't you?

[B]

Like, she works.

[A]

Yeah, no, not anymore.

[B]

That's my son works.

[A]

I'm wondering, could you lose your job for that?

[B]

Now, is that a deep cutter? Do y' all know where that's from?

[A]

Wait, do that again. You know what's.

[B]

My son works coming to America. McDonald's. Oh, okay.

[A]

My bad. But basically, Big Mama, your arm, bitch. Everybody knows, so I always do that.

[B]

Okay, this should be a Twitter thread.

[A]

What? What's a Twitter thread?

[B]

He's a good man.

[A]

Savannah. Savannah. I know that one.

[B]

He was having a hard time right now.

[A]

Wait until.

[B]

Do you know, I just watched that two days ago. Cause I'm in my 90s movies bag. Them bitches was in Arizona.

[A]

I forgot, bro. Them bitches were Arizona.

[B]

They were fucking anything.

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I. In my head, they were in la. Cause West Coast.

[A]

No.

[B]

And I started watching.

[A]

I'm like, did you see the desert? The desert was there.

[B]

It's been so long.

[A]

And I was like, damn, I'm not gonna lie. Rewatching it back. Even old girl's character, the one that had to play a big woman, even. Look at all. She's not even that big, bro.

[B]

Bro. And she kept making the comments. Loretta Devine.

[A]

Yes, Loretta Devine. There we go.

[B]

That was good.

[A]

Yeah. No, that was a good Movie.

[B]

Okay, anyway, so, yeah, when she exposed that whole thing, I was like, bro, imagine if you just wanted to, like, extort her. Like, how many people did she tell? And I'm like. Because she told her fucking brow lady. And she's like, yeah, but she's not telling her homegirl. She's gonna tell her brow lady.

[A]

She never sees.

[B]

Yeah, bitch went through the top spenders. And all I could think is, like, bro, I know how much life I spent on my M.6.

[A]

I was about 6, bitch. I just got my 20, 25 spin.

[B]

I ain't like that. Mine was high, bro.

[A]

Mine was. Mine was higher than I thought it would be.

[B]

Mine was salary.

[A]

No.

[B]

So I'm not going to say it.

[A]

Oh, okay. I was.

[B]

But I can't even say.

[A]

Hold on, mom. Me too. Wait, the same number? Not the same number. Seven was the last one.

[B]

Wait, we spent one one? Anyway, mine the same. Level seven, but a little bit more.

[A]

No. Yeah, I saw that. And I said, now how the hell.

[B]

Bitch, I saw my spend and said, no wonder they waive the late fee.

[A]

I said, who the hell? No wonder they Let me go 7,000 above my limit. Oh, and I just saw that. I was like, whoa.

[B]

But there's one thing I will say, the perks I've had, my mama don't pay for flights.

[A]

Like, oh, no, I'm diamond. Like, I rate. I reached diamond last year by May.

[B]

That's when I knew it was a problem, bruh.

[A]

But no, we were. It was only that, too.

[B]

Because she said, you could tell the story, but don't give any clues. It's me.

[A]

Okay, Last we listen and we judge. Are we gonna judge her? Wait, are we gonna judge her really bad?

[B]

No, she broke up with him. So then, okay, homegirl just started dating a soccer player overseas.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Now.

[A]

And she already broke up with him.

[B]

Yeah, okay. That's why I was like, oh.

[A]

Bit.

[B]

Cause I was like, what happened?

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And then she told me, okay. Started dating a soccer player overseas, and they just don't have a lot of communication.

[A]

Well, do they speak the same language?

[B]

They do.

[A]

That's why I barely get a song player.

[B]

He speaks fluent English.

[A]

Girl, I was talking to one this summer.

[B]

They fine, though.

[A]

Yeah, but it's. Girl, we on FaceTime.

[B]

And I'm just like, no, he's not playing right now.

[A]

Bitch, we talking to the same nigga.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[A]

Kama got injured, too.

[B]

Y' all not talking the same nigga.

[A]

So how you know. Oh, okay, okay, okay, okay.

[B]

So, boom. Talking overseas and they're in the same city right now because he's injured, okay? So she's like, I have. He hasn't brought up Valentine's Day. I have. He hasn't really said much. Okay? He hits her up and he's. My mom is sick right now, okay? And I'm gonna need to fly back to go see her. Okay. This is last week. Let's just say January 30th. She's like, oh, shit. I'm so sorry. What's going on? He said, she's on life support. She's like, what the fuck? She's like, holy shit.

[A]

How long have they been dating? And why is she just finding this out?

[B]

No, no, no. She knew his mom was a little sick and not life support sick. She's like, I'm so sorry. I'm gonna pray for her tonight. Da, da, da. And she goes, when are you gonna be able to go? He says, February 12th. I'm gonna leave. She was like, nigga, it's January. So I said, hold on, bitch.

[A]

Now, he planned life support.

[B]

So she get on the phone with me. I said, so is mom finna die.

[A]

On Valentine's that weekend? Oh, bitch.

[B]

She's like, I know. And I was like, oh, bitch.

[A]

How do you question that?

[B]

Like, that's the gag.

[A]

Like, how do you question. Like. Because as a woman, you don't want to seem insensitive, but how do you just say, so your mama go make it just to Valentine's Day weekend?

[B]

So she's like, weezy, I don't know what to say. I was like, write him back. Oh, wait, I wrote the text for her, too. She was like, I don't know what to say. I don't know what to say. I said, bitch, you know what to say, Bitch. Hold on. I write.

[A]

What did you tell her to say?

[B]

I said, uh, hey, baby, I'm really thinking about your mother. She's on my mind. It's really breaking my heart right now, and I just wish you were there with her now. What is keeping you?

[A]

Good girl. That's good. I wouldn't have thought of that.

[B]

What is keeping you?

[A]

I would have went straight to. Yeah, I was. Well, okay.

[B]

Right. What is keeping you here in the States? I know. I'm not trying to school you or anything. I know you know how intense this can be and how serious it is, but just. Why the wait? He writes back, hold on, wait. Where's his text? Because she sent it to me.

[A]

What was his response?

[B]

Team needs me here. I am still. I am still Helping the coach with side stuff. It's going to be difficult to leave any time but that week, huh? Please. Anyway, basically, she didn't break up with him, accusing him of lying about his mom, but she just basically said, your communication's off. Da, da, da. And I was like, yo, the 1% chance that that bitch is really not.

[A]

You calling his mama a bitch.

[B]

I'm sorry.

[A]

Not the chance that that bitch is on life support.

[B]

Yo, but what if she on life support? I'm going in three weeks. Huh? And then she.

[A]

No, that's the thing.

[B]

That's my thing. Stable right now. I said, bro, you have to break up with your mama. He breaking her off crazy bread.

[A]

Because if you. But if your mama is really on life support, you gonna wanna be there for her to say your mama on life support. But I'm gonna go see her Valentine's Day weekend.

[B]

Talking about, she's stable right now, mind you. I was like, dog, you have got. I was like, stand up, bitch. That nigga told you his mama's basically dying the weekend. You wanna eat some chocolates with him?

[A]

Oh, no, he going to spend it with another woman. Hell no, he going to spend it with another woman, bitch. That's what's happening.

[B]

So anyway, I requested all the bitches that we think he's fucking from the horrible Decisions page. Just letting you know now, bruh. What? I was like, well, we know I can't do it. I was like, but this looks like a page, you know, when yo bitch needs you to investigate, you investigate.

[A]

I love that you investigate using our business assets.

[B]

So I basically was like, you know what? It would make sense because the podcast, it looked like it just want to grow and shit. You know what I'm saying? I was like, so let me see.

[A]

How many bitches did you follow?

[B]

There's four. All of them declined their request too.

[A]

I'm not. Wait, they declined? Wait, they were all private?

[B]

All of them were private. The ones that were the bitch. The ones that were public, we didn't need to follow.

[A]

Oh, so they declined it.

[B]

And they all live in his hometown overseas.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie. The fact that the mama followed one of them, but I'm not gonna lie. The fact that your girl was dating a N and she knew four other potential bitches. She been a part of the harem.

[B]

But she been making bread, though, from the N, so she don't wanna cut them off.

[A]

So then why does she care whether she spent a holiday with him or not?

[B]

Because I think now she's like, Y'.

[A]

All, if you gonna be tricked on by a nigga, y' all need to stop thinking that they gonna love you too. Just take the money. You can't have both. The nigga not gonna care about your feelings and holidays and be breaking you off. Do you wanna be a taken care of woman, or do you wanna be with an emotionally intelligent man? Which one? You're not gonna get both.

[B]

Wait, here's the tea.

[A]

You're not gonna get both.

[B]

So the two women that we thought, you know, sports players, don't be following many women. Oh, wait, wait. Some of them do if they're big enough. They're not.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Oh, I'm not gonna lie. The nigga who I. Girl, he follows zero.

[B]

And we.

[A]

That. Here we are. He follows zero.

[B]

See?

[A]

But I also don't know how he found my bitch. He got like 30 million followers. I don't know how he saw my likes.

[B]

Oh, no, it's a notification for blue chips.

[A]

Well, no, no, no, no. You don't even know how he found. He found me because one of our horrible decisions clips came across his algorithm. Then he went to my page and saw that I follow him. Girl, you ain't even gonna believe.

[B]

Oh, you're Dior back.

[A]

No, no, no, no, no. My soccer player. Oh, that. We didn't get nowhere. Cause then I dug deep into his life, and I was like, oh, I don't know about this. I don't know about this.

[B]

Oh, wait, hold on.

[A]

But also, he spoke. This is how you. Five languages would be like, lulu, go ahead.

[B]

So one of the. Cause I was like, why do you feel like. Feel like it's these women, right? She's like, okay, well, I'm not sure because his mom follows one, but maybe it's his cousin. Bitch. I click on the picture of the bitch. I don't want to say she was bad. My homegirl's cuter.

[A]

Bro, niggas have bad cousins.

[B]

I'm just saying.

[A]

Just look.

[B]

Don't look.

[A]

Cat eye. Just look. Maybe he was helping her with the groceries.

[B]

But you know what?

[A]

That's what they say. Shout out to. I was just helping my cousin with groceries.

[B]

This is giving me anxiety. I can't sleep at night, bitch. I'm. Valentine's Day is fucking crazy. And the man was like, I'm gonna propose to you. I'm gonna do this and that. And just like, you know, giving her all this attention. Now, her friend who was in the background. Cause you know, when a bitch going through it, your Friend gotta drive over there.

[A]

Mm.

[B]

I'm trying to talk her off the ledge, cuz she sounds really upset. And this is how I know I'm not the straight up friend. Like, I'm the caudal friend. I was like, listen. She was like, I just can't believe he's doing this to me. And I was like, I don't want you to feel like it meant nothing. Like, obviously he cares about you so much. You're always in his home. You have your stuff there, da da da. I was like, bitch, you probably just the main and the favorite friend in the background talking about you ain't the fucking favorite. If his mama died on February 12th, that's crazy.

[A]

And ain't. And ain't he gonna be with one of them other girls?

[B]

She was like, oh, my God. But no. Sucks. But like, here's the problem. When you have someone that's just like, she is ig baddy attractive girl.

[A]

Beyonce got cheated on. Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[B]

I'm making a point with this one. I'm not that she isn't. She's obviously beautiful, but I'm saying that shit that them niggas want, that athletes want when they want, like, want those girls so badly and they zone in on it, it's tough because it's like. It's almost like a game. Like when n find you on IG because you're bad. It's hard because it's not to say it can't go anywhere. But you know that they're rampant for you because you're so beautiful.

[A]

Oh, no, I'm not going to lie. When I go through sometimes my Explore page, I literally think like, ooh, if I was a nigga with millions, I'd fuck her.

[B]

I'd fuck her.

[A]

I literally think of the bitches that I would fly out to me to suck my Dick for about $1,000. I'd be like, that's how I look at bitches. Like, oh, yeah. That would be the best part.

[B]

Every time I see Jody from Fashion Nova, I'm like, done deal, bitch.

[A]

Before all the surgeries. Like, she too much.

[B]

Oh, in person she looks good, though.

[A]

Like an alien.

[B]

I like it.

[A]

You like alien bitches.

[B]

And I'm not a BBL lover, but her alien type get me. Oh, boy.

[A]

Actually, I like the girl. Her name start with a Y. Oh, she's so bad. Ooh, I don't know her name. I can't think of it right now. She bad. She gotta be real. But that little waist is Tiny ass fat.

[B]

You know what? We should invite, like, incel niggas on so we could just talk about our IG baddie girl shoes.

[A]

I fucked more women than us.

[B]

Cause you know they got every single one. Oh, do you mean so and so?

[A]

Yeah, she actually posted and she's on bl.

[B]

Yeah, give y' all the IG baddy tea because I feel like they know.

[A]

Just follow IG Model T.

[B]

That page is messy. Me too.

[A]

Anyway, if y' all got a nigga, have fun this weekend. If y' all don't got a nigga, have fun this weekend.

[B]

Absolutely. Have fun.

[A]

And if you at All Star Weekend, I'll be at the parties where you don't have to buy me a drink. So let's just do a shot together. What? Girl, you know it's going to be open bar where I'm going to be at Fire. It's not dry February.

[B]

If you miss all of our sex talk, run. Don't worry. I'm so sorry. I had our DND for an and we've been recording for an hour.

[A]

Well, we record for four.

[B]

If you miss us Horrible decisions on Patreon. We also have vlogs now.

[A]

That's right. And, bitch, you got about six months. Five months till our soft cover is out of no hold. Damn. You see, I don't be knowing all the words, bitch. Soft cover, paperback, satisfaction.

[B]

I know you be thinking about dick.

[A]

Hard.

[B]

Soft.

[A]

I mean, facts. Anyways, y', all, the soft version of the hard dick is finna be out in June, so make sure you pre order that now. Or if you like the hard version, which I always like it hard. It's the hard version of our book. No holds, Bart. Wherever you get books. Bye, everyone, and thank you guys for listening to another episode of Decisions, Decisions.

[B]

This is an iHeart podcast.

[A]

Guaranteed Human.