EP 475: She Ran Through The WHOLE Family (feat. Craig Wayans)

Summary

Decisions, Decisions – EP 475: She Ran Through The WHOLE Family (feat. Craig Wayans)

Date: June 1, 2026
Hosts: Mandii B & WeezyWTF
Guest: Craig Wayans (actor, writer, producer)

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Episode Overview

This lively, no-holds-barred episode dives into the complexities and humor of modern dating, unconventional relationships, and navigating love within family dynamics. Mandii and Weezy are joined by Craig Wayans for a candid conversation about generational views on sex and relationships, dating as a public figure, blending family with romance, and the real-life chaos behind sexual boundaries. The episode blends irreverent humor with surprisingly vulnerable moments, all while challenging traditional norms.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Unexpected Opening: Roosters, Chickens & Food for Thought

• Mandii B’s Rabbit Hole: The episode opens with an offbeat debate about why people don’t eat rooster meat, leading to a running joke about “eating men.”
  • Mandii: “I went down a rabbit hole… why we don’t eat roosters? So we only eat the women, not the men?” (05:01)
  • Craig: “Very few eat the men.” (05:15)
• Quickly moves to using this as sexual innuendo, setting the comedic and candid tone.

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Craig Wayans: Family, Hollywood & “Scary Movie”

• Wayans Legacy & Nepotism: Craig talks about being a Wayans family member and how women sometimes try to “collect Wayans like Pokemon.”
  • Mandii: “Family members can share women and that’s okay?” (13:43)
  • Craig: “There’s girls out here that try to collect Wayans like Pokemon. You gotta catch ‘em all.” (13:48)
• Hollywood Wrangling & Set Life:
  • Discussion around writing and cameoing in new genre films (“Scary Movie” and “Sinners”) and the challenges of spoof movies in today’s viral culture.
  • Craig explains keeping it “thriller” versus “horror,” and why making new classics is so hard with so many spoofs. (06:45)

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Sex, Sharing, and Kinks: Family Ties & Transparency

• Sharing Women in the Family: Craig owns up to “passing” a former sexual partner to an uncle, which sparks a debate about boundaries.
  • Craig: “It wasn’t my girlfriend… I met somebody else so I was like yeah, slide on through.” (13:32)
  • Mandii: “Don’t hook me up with none of your family members!” (15:46)
• Taboo Fantasies & Pegging Culture:
  • The hosts and Craig discuss public reactions to pegging stories, with references to R. Kelly rumors.
    • “The whole Internet just went on a storm, talking about pegging… Because a girl wanted to blast her for buying a strap on.” (10:46)
• Locker Room Talk: Craig discusses men’s reluctance to openly talk about their sexual likes due to fear of rumors and judgment.
  • Craig: "I stopped hanging out with [men who gossip]... They talk too much." (12:19)

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Gendered Double Standards, Parenting, & Raising Kids

• Parenting Sons vs. Daughters:
  • Craig addresses viral Nick Cannon comments about allowing sons to date but not daughters, and reflects on how he handled dating discussions with his four kids (three in college, one graduating HS).
  • “I tell them the same as I tell my girls: Sit on that shit. Because you ain’t ready for life to change.” (22:18)
• The ‘Hangout House’ Approach:
  • Craig keeps his home open for his children’s friends to create a safe, supportive space and discourage sneaking around.
• Cultural Shift—Letting Adult Kids Stay Home:
  • The group discusses why many American families push kids out at 18, why other cultures value multigenerational homes, and the downsides of independence at a young age.
  • Weezy: “Kids really aren’t as ready now. Maybe kids don’t feel as forced out the house.” (25:10)
  • Craig: “I’m giving them adult training wheels… they get to come ask me, not for permission, but for guidance.” (25:37)
• Parenting Challenges:
  • Funny and honest stories about catching kids drinking or smoking, and the differences in transparency with each child.
  • “My oldest son, drunk and high – we got into it. My younger son told me he was gonna smoke and asked what kind of weed he should smoke.” (26:12)

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Dating in Your 50s: Expectations, Boundaries & “No Dinners” Rule

• Craig’s Current Dating Life:
  • Recently out of a 16-year relationship, Craig intentionally avoids traditional dating routines—especially dinners—to manage expectations and avoid emotional entanglements.
    • “I’m actually enjoying being single.” (37:24)
    • “Not dating… ain’t no dinners.” (37:32)
  • Explains his avoidance of public outings to prevent rumors/public scrutiny: “I’m just not gonna make a public appearance with you if I’m not ready. You deserve [better].” (48:34)
• Older Men, Vision Boards & Pressure to Commit:
  • Craig describes struggles dating women with strict timelines for marriage and cohabitation, highlighting the disconnect between his desire for more relaxed, authentic connections and cultural pressures.
    • “They’re not dealing in their reality… they’re putting me in a reality. I’m closer to the age of retirement.” (45:13)
• Friendship After Sex:
  • Craig emphasizes transparency: “A lot of times we become friends. Because I wasn’t dishonest…I wasn’t hiding anything.” (50:22)
  • Running gag: "Dick grows into friendship." (50:30)

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Double Standards in Compliments & Sexual Aggression

• Street Compliments: Safe or Not?
  • In a debate about whether compliments like “nice toes” feel unsafe, both hosts note that context and personal experience matter, but often women can be equally aggressive—especially in certain social or party scenarios.
    • Weezy: "Complimenting making you feel unsafe? Like, stop. He liked your pretty dog." (32:30)
    • Craig: “Every party video, who's the first one sucking the male stripper’s dick?” (34:54)
• ”Selling Toes” for Packages:
  • Weezy shares a story about bartering her feet to a neighbor obsessed with them in exchange for holding packages—prompting a playful debate on micro-cheating. (36:11)

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Marriage, Cheating Excuses, and Long-Term Partners

• Craig’s Engagement That Didn’t Happen:
  • Craig reveals he was engaged in a 16-year relationship, but marriage didn’t happen due to his partner citing fear of increased child support from her income. Hosts debate whether this was a cover for not wanting to get married or for other reasons.
    • “She pretty much turned it down... because if we got married... they look at it as a joint income household, which makes the child support go [up].” (38:26)
    • Mandii: “That bitch was cheating. That bitch had another dick!” (40:34)
• Why Stay Too Long?:
  • The group candidly discusses why people stay in “meh” relationships—sometimes for comfort, not commitment.
    • Craig: “You ever stayed in a relationship that you was like, eh, but I like hanging out?” (41:00)

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Pop Culture, Monica Lewinsky, and Power Dynamics

• Workplace Romance & Power Imbalances:
  • Reflecting on the Monica Lewinsky scandal, the hosts debate consent, grooming, and workplace dynamics, noting the nuances of power and victimhood.
    • Weezy: "To me, consensual doesn’t always mean there isn’t, like, grooming involved. Power dynamics...” (52:19)
    • Craig: “I didn’t look at it…I looked at it as a workplace romance that went wrong.” (53:52)

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Game Segment & Wrap Up

• Poetry Game – Name That Song:
  • The guest guesses songs based only on lyric recitations, with some humorous strikes and generational disconnect in music taste.
    • Craig jokingly: “I’m like, is this Sexy Red?... You went back to the 70s?” (56:17)
• Latest Projects:
  • Craig plugs “Daddy Issues” podcast, announces the web series “Adult High” dropping soon, and gives release info for “Scary Movie 6.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Sexual Collecting:
  Craig: “There’s girls out here that try to collect Wayans like Pokemon. You gotta catch ‘em all.” (13:48)
• On Transparency With Sex Partners:
  “A lot of times we become friends. Because I wasn’t dishonest with them... Dick grows into friendship.” (50:22)
• On Parenting:
  “I keep my house as the hangout house so if your house is the hangout house you get to witness a lot more.” (22:03)
• On Compliments Making Women Feel Unsafe:
  Weezy: “Complimenting making you feel unsafe? Like, stop. He liked your pretty dog.” (32:30)
• On Why He Avoids Public Dates:
  Craig: “I’m just not gonna make a public appearance with you if I’m not ready. You deserve [better].” (48:34)
• On Dating Women with Vision Boards:
  “I don’t want to compete with vision boards… not dealing in their reality.” (45:02)
• On Long Relationships Ending:
  Mandii: “If you got married— I don’t— that bitch was cheating. That bitch had another dick!” (40:34)
• On Why People Stay Too Long:
  “You ever stayed in a relationship that you was like, eh, but I like hanging out?” (41:00)

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Important Timestamps

• Craig’s Entry & AKAs: 03:55–04:30
• Rooster vs. Chicken Debate: 05:01–06:01
• Talking Spoof Films & Scary Movie: 06:26–07:37
• The “Wayans Family Collection” Confession: 13:20–15:05
• Parenting: Daughters vs. Sons, Letting Kids Stay Home: 21:08–26:00
• First Time Caught Kids Smoking/Drinking: 26:12–27:32
• On “No Dinners,” Boundaries, and Emotional Detachment: 37:24–48:49
• On Friendly Exes & The ‘Dick to Friendship’ Pipeline: 50:22–51:52
• Monica Lewinsky & Power Dynamics: 52:01–54:05
• Game Segment: Guess the Song: 55:12–57:55
• Craig’s New Projects & Wrap up: 58:29–61:07

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Conclusion

This episode showcases both the hilarity and vulnerability that arise when generational icons, candid women, and real-life relationship hurdles collide. Mandii and Weezy, with Craig Wayans’ unfiltered honesty, break down boundaries around family, love, and sex, offering insights on parenting, being single in your 50s, gender double standards, and the power of transparency. Whether you’re in a traditional relationship or just here for the wild stories, you’ll find laughs and food for thought in every segment.

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For more, catch Scary Movie 6 (in theaters June 5), Adult High on YouTube, or hear more from Craig on the Daddy Issues podcast.

"Dick grows into friendship." – Craig Wayans (50:30)

Transcript

[A]

You know what's crazy? I went down a rabbit hole. I was like, why the we don't eat roosters? Why I don't ever go to, like Whole Foods and see rooster? And I'm like, damn. So we only eat the women. We don't eat the men. Cause men is roosters, right? Why we not eating roosters?

[B]

We talking about the food, right?

[A]

You get so much further in life when you don't fuck a nigga.

[C]

When you don't fuck, when you're saying a lot of times, when you get.

[A]

You know where I literally was at a party.

[C]

That's not true.

[A]

And this nigga gets women, somebody for that day, right?

[C]

For that role. At what point with the women in your sleep with. How do you. Do you even catch yourself.

[B]

A lot of times we become friends. It just grows into a friendship. Because I wasn't dishonest with him. I wasn't hiding anything.

[C]

Dick grows into friendship.

[B]

Yeah, we become friends. We talk all the time and all that. And then when it just. Dick evolved, the dick just grew into life.

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[A]

Decisions, decisions. Hey, guys. Welcome to another episode of Decisions, Decisions. It's your girl, Mandy B. AKA Pegan Markle, AKA Peg the Stallion, AKA Peggy Bundy, AKA That.

[C]

Hey, everybody. I didn't have as much coffee as Mandy, but it's Weezy.

[A]

No, it's the Celsius. And you know that got cracked.

[C]

No, mand that was that day you started crying.

[A]

Cocaine in a can. Nah, bitch. I'm gonna drink this.

[C]

Okay. He got a monster.

[A]

Anyway. Oh, we.

[B]

I'm waiting for you to say my name, so I try to top her shit.

[A]

Wait, you have some AK's?

[B]

What?

[A]

Do you have some AKAS? Think of it real quick. You stick on your toes, she gonna give you your nice intro. And then you gotta be like, put it on table.

[C]

So we have in the building actor, producer, writer, and funny guy Craig Wayans in the building. A

[B]

a.k.a. get you to do that. OLED o brown ooze. Goss magoosh.

[C]

No, no.

[A]

A.k.a.

[B]

slime it from the back. A.k.a. it's not me. It's your stomach hurting on its own, girl. AKA Plan B's right above the cabinet. Let's go.

[A]

Slime from the back. Is that what you said, or slime on the back?

[C]

I think it's not Bishop's stomach.

[A]

That is insane. Huh? Slime on the back.

[B]

We started off with titties shaking.

[C]

I'm like. And we was talking about threesomes off of them.

[A]

We did.

[C]

Listen, Craig asked the funniest question. He said, y' all do threesomes in town? Yeah.

[B]

Like, what is that, like, for vacations? That's like drinking every day.

[A]

No, you.

[C]

But you got a cock on your hat. Is that for us?

[B]

It's a rooster. El Gallo. El Gallo the boss.

[A]

El Gallo the boss. Wait, is a rooster a cock?

[B]

Yes, it is.

[C]

Oh, don't you eat chicken?

[B]

Don't you, sir a cock?

[A]

Chicken is not a rooster, though. Chicken ain't a rooster, though.

[B]

No.

[A]

Like, they don't even. Chickens ain't roosters. You know how I just looked at.

[C]

But that's the family hospital.

[A]

I went down. You know what's crazy? I went down a rabbit hole and I was like, why the fuck we don't eat roosters? Why? I don't ever go to, like, Whole Foods and see rooster. And I'm like, damn. So we only eat the women. We don't eat the men. Cause men is roosters, right?

[B]

Very few eat the men.

[A]

Why? Why we not eating roosters?

[B]

We talking about the food, right?

[C]

The food.

[B]

Yeah, okay. Yeah, it's very few.

[C]

I eat the men while the niggas don't taste good.

[A]

No, we eat budah.

[B]

No, I'm talking about the rooster.

[A]

We eat men. You eat men. We hate men.

[B]

I think they keep them more around to, like, impregnate all the women. It's like a bunch, but there's gotta

[A]

be enough of them to keep impregnate. Like, we can eat roosters. We should be able to eat roosters.

[C]

Oh, that's a fair point. If we need the eggs and the titty. And they ain't got no titty.

[A]

Now we need the breast.

[B]

If my chicken got a dick, I don't know if I'm gonna eat it.

[C]

I don't have dick dicks.

[A]

I've never seen a chicken dick. But roosters got dicks. I've never seen a rooster dick, by the way, this is starting very horrible decisions of us.

[C]

Oh, you know, I'm sorry.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait. Are you.

[B]

It must have been big. She's like, look, look.

[A]

So scary movie.

[C]

Sex, sex, sex.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

So I ain't gonna hold you. When I saw the email from your assistant, I got excited because I was talking shit when I saw the trailer. I go to movies about once a month. And so I'm watching it, me and my nigga, we like, yes. Cause it's coming back. And then he goes, we ain't seen no scary movies, though. What the fuck? We don't know anything but sinners.

[B]

No, there was long legs. There was.

[A]

There was long legs. There was the doll. The little scary doll. Megan, Megan, hold on. Let me think about the scary movies.

[C]

We need some good ones. Because terrifier, when you think back to a scary movie, you think about all the classics you got to see. But since then, have there really been any phenomenal scary classics? So I'm wondering, could you give us a little prep on what we need to see?

[B]

Well, they just dropped two screams over the last two years that did really well in the box office. Terrifier has Been killing it. I didn't really miss.

[C]

Oh, I saw Smile, Smile, Smile one and two.

[A]

What's the one where the people can't talk?

[B]

Can't talk?

[A]

Or what's it called?

[B]

Was it not Bird Bottle? Quiet place.

[A]

No, Quiet place. Is that, like. Was that considered scary?

[C]

Bird shit was scary.

[B]

See, we were keeping it. We kept this one more Thriller.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

We didn't go into those. Yeah.

[C]

Now Sinners is Sinner's in it.

[B]

I can't tell you everything in it, but they did that in the commercial, so. Yeah, Sinners.

[A]

It was shot in Atlanta, right? Or no.

[B]

Yeah, it was shot in atlant.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I thought.

[B]

It makes it a little bit harder now because when the movies come out, everybody runs out to shoot their version of the spoof of Sinners. I'm glad none of them was what we did, but.

[C]

Okay, good. We know it's gonna be good.

[A]

Well, yeah, no, I see the people mad at Chris Brown for his new album, and I'm like, it is so. It doesn't have the horror element. So he has. I'm a breezy stand.

[C]

Is that why they're mad at him?

[A]

Well, shut up. Don't. Don't do that. Don't do that. Okay. No breezy slander allowed. But no, he just did. I think it's called Fallen, but it has, like, Tank in the video. Usher's in the video.

[C]

That's the one with Kayla.

[A]

Yes, she's in the video. But people are like, ooh, now he biting all Sinners. And it's just like, bro, that era of time has been done by hella people forever.

[B]

Yeah, Vampire's been around forever.

[C]

But Sinners was question for you when I googled you. Cause that's what we do. We just Google the niggas before they come on. I saw a scary movie. The first. Who were you in the first one?

[B]

I. So I wrote the first one. I wrote the first one. The second one I wrote pretty much

[C]

because I feel like I remember all the black people in the movie. So I was like, okay. No.

[B]

And I did a cameo in this one. Yeah.

[C]

So you're a writer in the movie.

[B]

Got it. Right. And I'm.

[A]

I wanted to be in it as well.

[C]

Congratulations.

[B]

I wish I would have known you before.

[A]

I know. I asked Marlon back.

[C]

I know. I just want to see.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Marlon was like, yo, anybody around? Come get in this.

[A]

Come get in this. I think we were traveling when it did start, but, yeah, I was like, damn, I want to be in it.

[B]

And he Stood behind his word.

[A]

No, he normally he. Yeah, but I was sad. I wanted to be in it. I did. There was something else for what? And I just wanted to tell you, there are two moments during the scream. What are they called? Series now? There's so many screams. Right? Scream.

[B]

Scream or Scary Movie.

[A]

Oh, Scary movie.

[C]

Scary. I'm like that.

[A]

I always do. Ok, so it's the good hand with the magical titles.

[C]

The movie theater, always.

[A]

And then the I' ma shit on these walls when I say those two moments. Like, do we have a sex moment? That's gonna be iconic in this one. I need a sex moment. And now you have to be more sex forward.

[C]

How old are you right now?

[B]

Oh, wow.

[A]

Not asking. Not asking a man his age.

[C]

You're 50?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

You look like doing this nonstop, bro. Niggas be looking 32 years.

[C]

Okay. I was just thinking the last person we had on that was 50, that looked phenomenal to me was Mr. Marcus.

[B]

Oh, you got to see my tapes.

[A]

You got tapes?

[C]

No, I mean people that look great.

[B]

Not on the Cloud. I got actual tapes.

[A]

Vhs.

[C]

We gotta.

[B]

Y' all literally, y' all ain't get me. I just like this. Ah, pulled off.

[C]

You really got tapes of sex?

[A]

No, I was about to say not a camcorder.

[B]

I just did what Nobody go hack my chick, go to my class and be like, damn, he fucked her, too.

[C]

Okay, so when you was. So that means. So I was like, 12 when scary movie came out. Maybe less than. I don't know. But I remember my mom, because the movie was so wild for its time, I wanted to go see one of my friends. My mom had to walk us to the theater, sit with us, and then leave. Because when we went by ourselves, they were like, no, no, no. An adult has to be present. Like, that's how crazy and nasty people felt like Scary Movie was.

[B]

And then you watch it now and

[C]

it's like, oh, okay, I know. Wait.

[A]

Because they did have the long dick. Yeah.

[B]

There was the lady with the yes. Busting all covering up.

[A]

Y' all better be even more nasty in this one, cuz it's, like, allowed now. Like, literally the whole Internet just went on a storm, talking about pegging for two days because a girl wanted to blast her for buying a strap on. He's a Boston Richie.

[B]

You know what's so wild? How does it go so public with Boston Richie? But when that girl was talking about that's what she did to R. Kelly, everybody just was like, oh, that's R.

[A]

Kelly was being pegged yeah, one of

[B]

the girls said she used to peg him.

[C]

Wait, we didn't believe. I didn't hear about that.

[A]

I don't know if it's about believing

[B]

as much, but that's why I know what you meant, because I was like, that's why you knew what Peggy Bundy. Oh, snap.

[C]

You learned about that through R. Kelly?

[B]

When I heard about it, I was like, what the hell is this?

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Well, none of my homies like, hey, man, you be getting pegged. That shit be crazy.

[A]

I don't think that that's ever a thing that men would talk about with each other. Like, do you like your ass? Eight.

[B]

Eight. In which manner?

[C]

What the is different, man.

[B]

There's question, there's a. There's a turn around, bend over, spread your cheeks, and she be rubbing her finger on it and trying to shove her tongue. Not that kind. So they be getting the balls, then they go down and get some. Yeah, they get some.

[A]

Okay, so you don't do that.

[B]

And if they do that, I'm sliding up the bed. If they.

[C]

But the talk about that in the locker room.

[A]

Yeah. Is that something that mental?

[B]

What is the.

[A]

What is the most. Because men admit now to eating groceries, but what is the thing that now has become normalized with men sharing with each other? Do y' all talk about sex with each other?

[B]

I stopped hanging out with and we stopped hanging out with because they talk too much. Oh, I was. I was out in the street spy meeting it up. You didn't know what I was smashing.

[A]

But you said they were talking.

[B]

They were talking.

[A]

You talked so la.

[B]

I don't know what the hell. Some. Then they would talk to somebody and tell somebody else, and then it will come back and I'd be like, oh, damn, they running their mouth.

[A]

They running they mouth.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I mean, but is there not a way to just talk about sex where it's not gossiping? Because, like, we as women are in the group chat, we're constantly talking about sex. We are horny creatures of nature. You know what I mean? But for men, outside of gossiping and spreading information, is there a way that y' all talk about it healthily?

[B]

No. Because one thing is you tell a dude about what something that a woman does, automatically he's gonna want that for himself. Oh, you be like, man, she be sucking my dick crazy. They like word.

[C]

And I'm thinking about it because you're a nephew of a Wayne's brother, and I'm thinking about it because the guy from Club Shay Shay, who was on My wife and kids.

[B]

George, Damon.

[C]

Damon, yeah. And they were talking about the nephew thing. He dated somebody.

[B]

His nephews weren't my things.

[A]

Wait, that was you?

[B]

Yeah. It wasn't my girlfriend.

[C]

Wait, wait, wait. I wasn't even trying to be messy. That was you?

[B]

Yeah. It wasn't my girlfriend. It was one of my things I had. And then I met somebody else and was getting serious with her. So I was like, oh yeah. Slide on through.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Family members can share women and that's okay, man.

[B]

There's girls out here that try to collect wings like Pokemon. You gotta catch em all. There's girls with three four Waynes on they back.

[A]

You're lying.

[B]

Hey, you.

[A]

You know what's crazy? I will say too.

[B]

Some people try to collect all the bulls. 91 bulls.

[C]

No, no, no.

[A]

But y' all are related.

[C]

You're his nephew.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Okay. Connecting. So when that moment happened, you just made me think about that. When you said you can't talk too much. Do you think the girl was talking. The girl that you had dated, was she talking about what she had did to him or do you think it was a conversation you had?

[B]

How? What? How he knew about it? No, I hooked him up with her.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Like I wasn't. I'm not just occupying.

[A]

You were done with.

[B]

I'm not occupying space. It's wrong. Like, you know, people meet and they connect and sometimes they don't. But for somebody to try to have onus on somebody is crazy.

[A]

Did she.

[B]

And she was really a cool person.

[A]

Was she interested in him?

[C]

Yeah. Oh, so she let you know he's fucking people's magazine.

[B]

Top 100 best looking.

[A]

Yes. You know what? I'm not gonna lie as a woman.

[B]

She had a binge truck in the first week.

[A]

I don't care how dope I am.

[C]

She had a binge truck in the first week.

[B]

Ye. She was catching the bus to see me. I'm joking. Not that.

[A]

You know what's crazy? I don't know how I would feel if someone tried to, after dealing with me, try to connect me and hook me up with their family members.

[B]

Well, we are still in the same circles. He was going out back then, so we still see each other. And I'd be like, oh, what's up?

[C]

Yeah, but it's.

[B]

And he'd be like, no, that's.

[A]

That's. I don't. Again.

[C]

Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[A]

Oh, no. If I.

[C]

Who's on our list? Let me think. Skepta. If it was like, if I Fucked Skepta's nephew. And then he said, would you like to meet? Maybe I would say, yeah. Cause I'm trying to think back in the day. Like, maybe it was.

[B]

What matters is the age range. Like, the three of y'. All.

[A]

Yeah. What was the difference between you and him?

[B]

All three of y'? All? About 15 years, but I was. All right, that's not happening. I was in my, like, mid-20s.

[A]

Where was she at?

[B]

Where was she? Closer to my age.

[C]

Okay, that's not weird. In your 40s, bitch.

[A]

It's all weird. Don't hook me up with none of your family members. But I'm gonna feel away.

[C]

But you know, you used to say

[B]

back to me whenever you say that.

[A]

Okay, okay, so I'm not gonna lie. Okay, so I'm not gonna lie.

[C]

I'm not saying who y'. All.

[A]

I did used to say one of my fantasies, Especially right now. I'm perfect. Age 35. Would love to fuck a daddy and his son. That's just like. Because some.

[C]

Mandy. I'm trying to stay off the blogs right now.

[A]

Okay. No, I'm not gonna lie. We gotta stop talking.

[B]

I'm sure a couple.

[A]

I didn't say fuck. I said take me to church now.

[B]

I'm sure a couple women want to baptize my son.

[A]

Who?

[B]

In church.

[A]

Okay. Yeah, there we go. Baptize me.

[C]

Get baptized.

[A]

Knock my head, nigga. Okay.

[B]

Sit at the pew. No.

[C]

Oh, now, was it ever weird when y' all did family events?

[B]

Not for me. I was coming in saying, hey, what up, auntie? I was with it.

[C]

You did not call her auntie.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

I respect her.

[A]

So it worked. They stayed together for some time.

[B]

What do you call some time? They stayed together for a bit. A little bit.

[A]

Couple years, I think.

[B]

A couple years.

[A]

That's a. Okay, so you're a good kid.

[B]

It was real. It was real.

[A]

Yeah. I might need to. Hook me up.

[C]

Well, you know what?

[B]

Listen, I gotta smash you first. Then I'll be like, hold on. Let me tell you what this one's.

[A]

What's up, y'? All?

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something that did. Because you have two sons and two daughters. I thought you were going to bring this up. Nick Cannon just went viral for pretty much saying that his sons can date, his daughters cannot. What has been. Has there been a difference in conversation around dating boyfriends, girlfriends?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

How old between your sons and your daughters?

[C]

I just saw one graduated. Oh my God.

[B]

That was last year. Howard, congrats. One graduated sc, one graduated Portland State and the other one's still in college.

[C]

Wow. So all your kids are.

[B]

Yeah, and I dropped out of school. I dropped out of high school and they all graduating college.

[A]

My son's on the same like me and my fam, that is, I say

[B]

not as I do.

[A]

What have those conversations then as they were growing up and getting older, did you have different conversations with them?

[B]

A lot of times I keep my house as the hangout house.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So if your house is the hangout house, you get to witness you do a lot more.

[A]

I had the hangout house.

[B]

I didn't necessarily force little brother. I knew about the sneak outs and all that, but it's just conversations. It's basically I tell them the same as I tell my girls. Sit on that shit. Because you ain't ready for life to change. Right now, it's not the sex part, it's the kids, the disease, the whatever you may get from this, you ain't ready for that. I don't even think you're ready for the breakup. So you can hang out with people and see people, but.

[C]

So you allowed the girls to bring guys home to. Not like I know how that sounds, but to hang out. Do you know I just had a conversation yesterday.

[A]

They are gonna do it in rich families.

[B]

You know any girls I fingered on the bus?

[A]

Oh, yo, I was gonna be on the bus.

[B]

Let's take the bus. Why? Let's just take the bus.

[C]

Do you think that the hangout house happened? Well, I guess not, because have you ever noticed rich kids never leave their house? Nepotism runs like, when you grow up with a nice house, you just wanna stay at home. And I was having this conversation with a friend of mine. Like, I wonder if there's a thing where when kids are older, in American culture, we push them out, right? Go figure it out, live on your own, whatever. But when families are well to do, wealthy, smart or cultural, maybe they're Caribbean, whatever, they encourage staying at home. And I really do think more kids need to celebrate being in a house. This whole idea of, like, we gotta get them out of here@fucking18 is insane to me. I want my kids to be home as long as they want to. I want them to bring their friends around. I want them to feel comfortable, like, being at the crib. To me, that's like the safest thing you can fucking do.

[B]

Okay? I let them come up with their plan for life and then I help walk them through it. So I'm like, yeah, stay home. Figure out what you want to do, because you're not going to have this opportunity once you leave here, once you pick up a mortgage. Because with my kids, I want them to have a house or a condo or something to move into so that when I'm gone, I know they're fine. Even if they lose it, they gonna get some money back from it and they'll be all right. I don't. I don't know.

[A]

I didn't have that experience.

[B]

Me either.

[A]

Yeah, me and all my sisters, we moved out as soon as we graduated high school. We didn't. I don't know. I don't know. That was never really an option to stay, but maybe. Cause I don't know. And none of my friends really did to what I know I'd have to sit on and think about that. I don't know. To me, I do think that when you become an adult, go be an adult. Like, I hate the idea of grown people living off their parents. Personally, this is a good conversation.

[B]

So it depends on what they're doing. If they're going and trying to reach a goal. They're trying to save up that 10 grand to get a business. I'd rather them do that than go and be in an apartment.

[C]

I just think of how dumb I was at 18, you know what I'm saying? Like, if I would have stayed home a little bit longer, I moved in with a nigga at 18. Like, what the fuck was I thinking? Like, I don't know. Kids really aren't as ready now. Should a kid be sitting in a house leeching off you and not working or not doing anything? Fuck, no. But I do think there should be something that shifts within our society where maybe kids don't feel as forced out the house. Because I kind of did in my head. Not that my parents did it, but I was like, I thought it was this big grown thing to do. And I think you end up having just better stories, a better upbringing a little bit, or an easier adulthood if you can have some support at home. I didn't really have that.

[B]

You know what I mean? I'm giving them adult training wheels. They make their own decisions. They do everything they want to do, but they get to come ask me. Not for permission to, but for guidance or for some information, or if I know someone that's done it before that I could hook them up with. It's that process. Now, if they were just home sitting around, smoking, fucking, I'd be like, hey,

[C]

speaking of smoking and fucking love, too, tell us about the first time that one of your kids, whether you caught them smoking, drinking, doing something, and, like, what that experience was like for you as a parent.

[B]

It was funny because I caught my son, my oldest. My oldest son, drunk and high, and we got into it.

[C]

How old was he?

[B]

And we kicked him out the house. He was 17. Now, my younger son, he came to me and told me he was gonna smoke and asked me what kind of weed he should smoke. So it was a different. Whole different conversation. He was 18. So it was a whole different conversation, a whole different thing. Now, if my other son would have came to me and talked to me like that, I think it would have been different.

[C]

My mom allowed me if I was. Mandy always said she handed us the condoms when we was kids, but I really do think that's an important part of hearing it. I'd have fucked my Kid up. They should.

[A]

I mean, 17, not too bad. I came home drunk like in ninth grade. 14. I went to an all white school when I was 14.

[B]

Shout out to DP. Of course y' all drunk.

[A]

Going to one of DP.

[B]

What?

[A]

Dr. Phillips. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[B]

Y' all started off shout out to dp.

[A]

Context the show. Of course, so. But of course, like the kids at, you know, in the rich houses, when their parents went away, they threw fucking big ass house parties. I came back so fucking wasted. My mom and I was like crawling to the bed just drunk as fuck. I ain't get in trouble.

[B]

Yeah, I didn't smoke till I was 30. What everybody else was smoking and stuff. I was dumb, feeling like I was an athlete. Even though I was right.

[C]

You know why that's interesting to me? Because you grew up in black Hollywood.

[B]

Like none of them smoke. It was my little cousin that.

[C]

But I don't think it's about them though. It's just la. You can do whatever you want.

[B]

I was out drinking and hanging out in places.

[C]

Why did you smoke at 30? What did you do?

[B]

I went to Jamaica with my son's mom.

[A]

Oh, of course he did.

[B]

And she called herself Get Me High. And did she, boy? So we get there, get off the plane, you know, there's the van outside. Nobody's on it yet. He's like, you wanna buy weed?

[C]

They do.

[A]

They ask you, as soon as you

[B]

touched it had to be at least 2 ounces. It was like 20 years ago. I know that weed was $40. I was like, boom. She's like, take it, take it. When we get there, we don't have no papers. We go to the little gift shop. The only bong they have is the Jamaican dude with the big dick that's left. Wait, so the first time smoking, that's

[C]

why he got that clock on his hat.

[A]

A Jamaican dick Dong it was.

[B]

The man too was attached. Let's not make it seem like I'm just sucking on dicks.

[C]

It's a man dick. We got it.

[A]

You were inhaling the dick. BBC.

[B]

So that was the first time I smoked. Was a Jamaican dude. Lean back with the yeah.

[A]

Did you enjoy it?

[B]

What do you mean, Smokey?

[A]

Not the inhaling.

[G]

I was like,

[C]

you know what? I appreciate that because I went to this party in LA on Saturday and we were hanging out at Sincerely yours, Shout out to uri. Great black owned spot in la. I'm sure you all know what it is. And we decided to go to an afties. And at one point, at the afties, my nigga was like, I ain't even gonna hold you. Shit getting a little too LA masculine in here for me. Like, these niggas, like, if you bump. You know what I'm saying? We didn't even know. Throwing up the peace. Sign me's excuse me. Like, it does, bro. Some gang. Woo. It was a little too much. So anyway, we laughing about it in the car. And he was like, bro, these are the type of niggas that you compliment them, they gonna be like, the fuck you say? Like, oh, I like your seat. Like, it's a little too much. I love hearing that. A man can just calm the fuck down. This is our only option. You gonna suck this dick.

[B]

Like, you gonna get hired. If this is the way you get hysterics.

[A]

For real.

[C]

Because niggas be doing too much, bro. They be acting too tough. Stop being tough for me. Lift them legs up.

[B]

I turned it upside down, though.

[C]

So you said that makes it any better?

[B]

No, that didn't make it better.

[A]

Boy.

[C]

Man, logic is a mess. Jorge, we have a surprise.

[A]

That's right. We are hitting the stage like we've done for so many years for one night only. Weezy, tell them where it's at.

[C]

So it's at Sony Hall, June 9. It's only one night only because it's not us getting a long tour. And we just.

[A]

I don't know why you keep saying tour. Because not a tour.

[C]

One date for the tour. Because not us getting along.

[A]

Sis.

[C]

If we keep getting along, we finna add another date.

[A]

So whether you go to the Sony hall website or the description of this episode, make sure you get a ticket now because it will only be one show until we decide to make it. Mo. Get your tickets now. June 9, Sony Hall, New York City. See you there.

[C]

All right. I don't know if y' all have seen this clip. This is one of my favorite clips on the Internet because it almost describes all the people living in New York City. And even though I'm always on the side of women, I wasn't on this clip.

[A]

We're not on the side of women right now.

[B]

I am.

[A]

No, you're not.

[C]

You're a trip.

[A]

Go over to Patreon. Wheezy is not.

[C]

In fact. Here we go. I don't know if you've seen this, Mandy, but I feel unsafe because you're commenting on my pretty toes. Then you have a problem if I feel un. No, go ahead. Say it again.

[B]

You're recording us? I'm recording you feel unseen, safe.

[C]

Because somebody gave you a compliment about my pretty toes.

[B]

You have an issue.

[C]

Okay, let's see. So sorry for what you're going through. Have a great day.

[B]

You too, Karen.

[C]

I'm a Karen because I don't want to be have my body complimented.

[B]

But you got a Rockwear jacket on you.

[C]

Like he said you don't like all the time. Okay, here's the thing. I'm kind of on the side of it because I feel unsafe because you're commenting on my toes is crazy. Don't get me wrong. When give me compliments on my toe, I do be like, you would kill me. You would me.

[A]

I was curious what you were gonna say, because I know we talked about the carpet, man, and you were like, okay with that, bro.

[C]

All the said was, I like your toes. I'm like, get over it. You feel unsafe. Stop the cap.

[A]

However. Did you see, girl? You didn't let the video play, did you see when she showed her she

[C]

had on Birkenstocks and.

[A]

Whatever.

[C]

Niggas want to fuck.

[A]

Whatever, bitch.

[C]

I could wear a garbage bag. They gonna be like, I like your booty. Something gonna happen. But here's the thing. I genuinely felt like she was doing too much. Is complimenting making you feel unsafe? Like, stop. He liked your pretty dog.

[A]

Go ahead, go ahead. Go ahead and dog women out real quick. I wanna hear.

[C]

Okay? And I just wanna say this transparently. If a dude is getting aggressive with me and, like, you don't hear me talking to you, bitch, I live in New York. Da da, da da. That's too far.

[B]

Oh, that's sweet. What you mean?

[C]

If niggas is getting to the point where they're, like, starting to come up to me and then they cussing me out because I don't want to talk about. That's too much. But I am every construction worker's dream. Because I'm gonna say thank you. Yeah, I know. Thank you. I live by a basketball court downtown, and them niggas be on my ass no matter what I got on. So if I'm having a bad day, all I gotta do is walk the dog, bitch. Cause they gonna be on me. And now is that mad talking about she feel unsafe now. Compliments, dudes getting in a little mode. Sometimes they can go too far. But I think unsafe is actually ridiculous. We live on the Internet, okay? You're not used to niggas hollering at you anymore. That's really what it is. A nigga can't pull up on you and say, you look good.

[A]

Well, he didn't say that. He said, nice toast.

[C]

What's the so what? Nice fucking anything.

[B]

I understand it, I understand it.

[A]

What do you.

[B]

Especially after baby reindeer. I get it. You ever been to a fat girl party? It get dangerous.

[A]

What do you mean there?

[B]

So I don't put it in a men woman classification. That's just nasty.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

They will grab. They'll be like, damn, don't wear no gray sweats. I didn't even know the gray sweats was a thing.

[C]

Now, who invited you to the BBW part?

[B]

I got a sister, man. She a bdw. She a big. She a plus size model.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

To the party.

[B]

It was her party.

[C]

Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[A]

I will say. I will say, being in lifestyle.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Women are actually. And this is gonna be terrible. Look, they're gonna come for me.

[C]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

In quite a few spaces, women are very aggressive. They're very touchy, handsy feely. And big girls. I don't know what it is. Especially at parties, especially in certain environments, they will literally grab dick, grab titties, get behind you. And I've never seen so many aggressive ones.

[B]

Every party video, who's the first one sucking the male strippers dicks?

[C]

Now y' all gotta stop.

[A]

What? What do we do?

[B]

Everyone. They the volunteer. I'll do it.

[C]

Huh?

[B]

I ain't even say nothing. I was gonna flash the light and shake, man.

[C]

Hoes come in every shape they do.

[B]

But round is very.

[A]

I ain't even gonna say nothing. Cause they just been tearing my ass up. So I'm just gonna keep quiet. But I've seen tattoo, okay? I've seen tit.

[C]

So would you feel unsafe if a nigga said, I like your toes?

[A]

I've had a nigga ask to take pictures of my toes in Parkchester in the Bronx. Okay? Like, niggas have walked by and been like, can I take a picture of your feet?

[C]

Did I ever tell you about the guy that I bartered with my feet for with the package? So living in the Lower east side, I don't live around here anymore. But basically there was a place called Lucky Jack's and I lived next door to it because it was a bar. They didn't want to leave packages downstairs. And I knew I needed whatever the fuck it was. I think we were actually going on tour. So the nigga always talked about my toes. And it was wintertime. Specifically, I was like, hey, would you mind holding a package for me? I'm gonna tell him to come here. He's like, if you come downstairs with flip flops on. I'm gonna hold it for you, bitch. So that was our exchange. He didn't do nothing. He didn't say nothing. But I would wear the flip flops or shoes like this, and he would be like, I got.

[A]

How long ago was that?

[C]

I lived there. 2017.

[A]

2020. You had a boyfriend? I think that's a form of cheating.

[C]

How is that cheating?

[B]

I told you how dudes are. Now I'm like, I got to see your feet.

[A]

That only form.

[B]

I didn't even want to see your feet, but now I'm like, word.

[A]

Another man's. That was absolutely cheating on whoever you were with at the time.

[C]

I was fucking with old babe.

[A]

He was cheating like. Like. Like if. If my nigga got. Got offered packages as long as he came down in gray sweatpants. And he did that shit for a bitch. Excuse me.

[C]

What's up? No, they're gonna clip this again.

[A]

No, no, no, I can't. You were. You were out here selling your soul. Poor nigga. To watch your pages.

[C]

My soul bit my bro.

[B]

That's where all your chakras begin.

[C]

I have nothing to give y' all today, but they're good ones. And you know what? Thank you.

[A]

He was great. I don't think he was great. You see how she was just cheating on her nigga? But Craig, wait.

[C]

We ain't never talk about nothing else. That's the crazy part. You told me to flip flop shit once. I lived in that apartment for two years. The nigga. We never said nothing else. I be like, hey, I got something coming. I got you, baby. And I come right downstairs.

[B]

He just hear you coming down the hall. He'd be like, oh, shit.

[C]

But we didn't really talk. It's not like he was my feet.

[B]

He wasn't.

[A]

Are you dating right now?

[B]

No.

[A]

You're not?

[B]

I'm actually enjoying being single.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Now, there's been a lot of talks recently about men.

[B]

I'm a couple people.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[B]

Not dating.

[C]

It ain't like he ain't getting.

[B]

Ain't no dinners.

[A]

There's no dinners. Can I ask you why at 50 years old, that is your choice of dating?

[B]

I ended a long relationship.

[A]

How would I.

[B]

Long ago, I was in a 16 year relationship.

[C]

Wow.

[A]

Wait, no 16 year marriage?

[B]

No, no, no.

[A]

We dated 16 years relationship.

[C]

Do you.

[A]

Commitment issues.

[B]

I propose.

[C]

All right, all right.

[A]

There was a ring.

[C]

I take it back. I take it back.

[A]

Okay. Y' all were engaged.

[B]

She didn't take.

[C]

You want to see my feet? I'll Let you. Oh, wait.

[A]

Oh, wait. This was at the end. This was at the end. You proposed to.

[B]

Well, in the beginning we discussed it, but I had other kids and I was on her. No, no, no.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[C]

Whoa.

[B]

Okay. No, I had other kids on the other women, not on her.

[A]

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. I'm listening.

[B]

So she. She pretty much turned it down. You threw me off with it just

[C]

because of your other children?

[B]

Well, she didn't want to pay child support because if we got married, then they don't only look at my income, but they look at it as a joint income household, which makes the child support go.

[C]

That's interesting.

[B]

I thought she was lying. I was like, oh, she's cheating. It's on time to start cheating.

[C]

That's very interesting and admirable in a way because.

[A]

How old were you?

[B]

Oh, my mama told me she's cheating. I was like, cool. Kept it in the back of my head. But I was like, I like the relationship.

[A]

That's an interesting. Like, I know that getting married this more. Would it have went up?

[C]

Just curious.

[A]

Well, no, I know you take on debt. It doesn't do that.

[B]

She was making a nice sum.

[C]

No, no, no, not her. How much more would you have been spending? Like, how much would your marriage really have cost you monthly?

[B]

It wasn't my idea. I didn't care. She was. And that's what made me say, she's cheating. Made my mom say, oh, she's cheating. You like her? I was like.

[C]

Cause to me, I'm thinking.

[A]

I'm sorry, I'm going. This was in California.

[B]

Yeah, I've.

[A]

I'm sorry. I have to ask my husband, but.

[C]

No, no, I think he's right, Mandy, because there was a woman that went viral because she take on debt, but she paid off her husband's child support

[A]

because he owed it. That's a debt. I've never heard of child support payments changing based on a woman's name.

[B]

Well, my child support. Well, based on the house income. I know my child support changed quite often every time I took a new job and made more money.

[A]

You as a father. Yeah, but if you got married. I don't.

[B]

They do the Dissol Master and you have to put your whole family income.

[C]

Well, I mean, I'm sure you've listed up on. So we don't need to.

[B]

Well, like I said. Anyway, I thought she was, but I guess so.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

16 years. Okay. So how long have you been single?

[B]

I've been.

[A]

Yeah. Sorry. It generally doesn't. Sorry. Y'. All know I had to look that up.

[B]

It does.

[A]

It said. It said. In the US Child support is usually based primarily on the parent's income, meaning the biological or legal parent of the child. A new spouse's income, a wife's or husband income after remarriage is generally not counted directly as income for child support calculations. That bitch was cheating. That bitch had another dick.

[B]

And my mom is.

[A]

Oh, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. No, thanks.

[C]

Maybe she just really, you don't want to get married? So maybe it was just.

[A]

No, it's possible. But then you say that you don't bring up child support as the excuse.

[B]

Like, just say you don't want to get married.

[A]

Just say you don't want to get married. And he said that they had the conversation that she did want to get married earlier in the relationship.

[C]

But why would cheating matters? Like, I'm just trying to think.

[A]

No, not why would cheat matter? She was really cheating.

[B]

Yeah. And that's what made me feel.

[A]

And that was the excuse. Cause he proposed and she said no.

[B]

You ever stayed in a relationship that you was like, eh, but I like hanging out.

[C]

Oh, yeah, Right behind you. That New York Times bestseller we wrote, why Did I Stay Too Long? One of my chapters.

[B]

But do you enjoy being with the person? But you was like, ah, no, this ain't gonna work for me.

[A]

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we had a conversation. It's called a we listen and we judge where we basically spill some friends to eat. And one of the things I talked about with Mandy was one of my homegirls who's mid-30s was like at this point in time, because I'm dating single with a kid, I just feel like even if it does feel eh, it can grow into love because it is really hard to date single with children.

[B]

Oh shit. I used to have backyard dates.

[C]

Tell me.

[A]

Backyard dates.

[B]

Kids upstairs. I set up a little thing downstairs and have a little date in the backyard.

[A]

But now with your kids growing, I'm curious because we've been hearing all of these women in their 40s and 50s talk about how hard it is to date. But as a man who's 50 out of a 16 year relationship, what. What's making dating difficult for you? Because you could date a woman in her 30s or like you can go, you know, date someone younger. Like nigga, it's la. You're a fucking writer, you're dating someone. It makes it difficult for you to find someone that you want to take on dates that you just don't want to have the situationship or casual sex with.

[B]

With like I don't Want to compete with vision boards? Okay, A lot of women now have. A lot of people in general have vision boards. Okay? The guy, the house. They're not dealing in their reality.

[C]

No, that's not a good excuse.

[B]

That's why I. I'm like, they're not dealing in their reality, and they're putting me in a reality. It's like I'm closer to the age of retirement.

[C]

You know, women want a good man and a man that'll court them, Right? Ain't nobody expecting you to do yachts and jets.

[A]

No, but he didn't even say yachts and jets. They wanted us.

[B]

They do expect me to because they count. Not my pockets. They count my uncle's pockets and what the films make.

[A]

But even the vision board. I want you to go back there as a woman or how women you say are dating, especially if they're older, they might want the ring very soon. They might want a shared house or to move in. Is that what you're seeing?

[B]

I've hit time restraints. I've hit like, okay, by this time, we ain't living together. If we ain't engaged by three years, it's over.

[C]

Okay, when are they telling you that?

[B]

Year one and a half, most of the time.

[C]

Can I throw out a scenario? I mean, if your daughter was dating a man and you knew she wanted marriage and children, is she wrong for not, you know, keeping up with the relationship after?

[B]

If she's happy, I'm like, if you're happy, that's all I care about is your happiness. Now, if that's gonna add stress to the relationship or do something that you guys are moving together, you guys are working great together, but that one thing is gonna break you guys up, then

[A]

I'm not gonna do you have relational goals, like, with the women that you deal with. Clearly you're not that interested in it. Sorry if they're listening to this. But when you meet, like, are you intentional on ever meeting a woman? Like, do you have relational goals that you want to meet at your age?

[B]

I do, but I. I kind of just want it to meet and go. I don't want to put the pressures of what I expect out of them or what I want. They should be able to do this, this, this.

[C]

Why the no dinners? Just curious. Does it separate emotional ties?

[B]

Yes.

[C]

Why not? No sleepover. Do you do no sleepovers too?

[B]

Like, sometimes sleepover, but out very, very, very early. Wow. I can't do that. You know what, Craig?

[C]

You must got good dick. Cause I don't know who gonna Be taking this from a lot.

[B]

Cause a lot of times I would say it, and then I get told from my female friends, it's in your actions as well. So if I'm going to dinners and we doing having the best time, then I'm like, I don't want to talk to you. It's like, damn, where did that come from?

[A]

So your homegirls told you if you don't want more to keep it as minimal as possible so that you're not.

[B]

That was my interpretation of it.

[A]

Okay. That was your.

[B]

They just said, you do all this good shit. Why wouldn't a woman want to be with you? And I'm like, that's just a date. That's just hanging out.

[A]

And so you give the bare minimum and they take it.

[B]

Now it's become, unless I really, really like it.

[C]

One of my rules.

[B]

Unless I'm gonna date you. If I'm gonna date you, then, yeah, we go and have a good time. And I'm trying. I'm being intentional.

[A]

So the woman that you see, you've. Hey, this is just that, like, what that conversation is had. Like, I ain't looking for nothing serious.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they know.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I say it on the podcast all the time.

[C]

Not. Not looking for nothing serious is a big difference. Dinner, though, like, one of the rules in our non monogamous dynamic is like, dates are described as dinner. But, like, going out for a drink.

[B]

Like, no, we ain't going out for drinks. We had drinking at the house.

[C]

But that's the thing.

[B]

Like, we go to Postmates. All that.

[C]

Oh, okay.

[B]

I'm just not gonna make a public appearance with you if I'm not ready. You deserve. If I'm gonna wait public with you.

[C]

He said the Cheesecake Factory won't be seeing me.

[B]

No. But then I might order it. I might order it to the house. Postmates it up.

[A]

So I'm not mad at that.

[C]

Another question I have, that's not what you want.

[B]

Yeah. Cause out here especially, you get seen with someone that just runs like fucking wildfire. And you're like, nah, that's.

[C]

We gotta talk offline.

[B]

Where the fuck you live? Postmates, baby.

[C]

Let's go.

[B]

Okay, so you do. Can't watch one of the things.

[C]

No, you're not.

[B]

Those people over there studying my moves.

[C]

One thing I'm curious about is, is there a point too where you broke your own connection and emotional tie to these women? One of my homeboys said something very interesting to me. He is. He's a famous person. That would be Known if he stepped out and he started fucking with a bitch that he used to talk to years ago, he was like, oh, I'm gonna have so and so come over if we gonna have on a game night. And I was like, you talking to her again? He was like, you know what's crazy, Weezy? I don't have time to meet a new bitch and tell her my favorite foods fucking what show I wanna watch. Like, I'm very tired of telling my life story for five dates. I'm tired. I'm tired of learning about somebody. I kind of just want to be around someone that knows me. It's a little too much. I'm already meeting them and feeling anxious as to are they gonna take a picture of me when I'm asleep? Da da da, da. And he was like, I just want to, like, feel a connection with someone that I care about. It don't mean I want nothing. And I was like, okay, at what point with the women you're sleeping with, how do you even catch yourself?

[B]

A lot of times we become friends, it just grows into a friendship. Because I wasn't dishonest with him. I wasn't hiding anything.

[C]

Dick grows into friendship?

[B]

Yeah, we become friends. We talk all the time and all that. And then it just.

[A]

Dick evolved.

[B]

The dick just walks out to life.

[C]

How old are the women you're normally meeting or dating or what now is

[B]

from 30 to 42.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

Somewhere around there, casual sex for me, I don't know if it's grown into a friendship.

[C]

If I stop a maybe. But even then, I can't be friends with you more.

[B]

I got a nigga I can't run.

[C]

Nobody bodies back.

[B]

I'm stop.

[A]

But when you stop fucking, then you stop seeing them, right?

[B]

The fucking sessions? Yeah, but still seeing them around. Shit, yeah.

[A]

Seeing them around is not intentionally seeing.

[B]

You need help with your couch or some shit.

[A]

I got you that. Management casual fuck buddies should not be building furniture.

[C]

No, I'm not coming to TaskRabbit. I ain't about to run into my old dick. Hell no.

[B]

If I'm not getting paid for it, everybody's getting paid. I'm like, damn, you know what? But I'm like. Because usually the people I have slept with, they have some motion in their life, okay? So it would be kind of stupid to burn bridges and shit when we're adults. And it's like, okay, that happened. But we was cool all the way up until we wasn't going to fuck around no more.

[C]

Did you see our Monica Lewinsky clip

[B]

That's the one that you guys got. You caught heat from. No, you. I did.

[A]

I get heat from everything.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

I stand on it. So I don't care. And I just doubled down on it.

[C]

Did you have an opinion when you watched it?

[B]

I stand clear of that. It's not for me to have an opinion. Ask me the direct question now. Maybe I could answer it directly.

[C]

It was just interesting to me to look back on some of the comments on both sides, things I never thought about. I still stand where I stand. Mandy does, too. But there's a lot of dynamic we were talking about, and specifically Mandy was like, she's not a victim. It was her choice. Like, this was consensual. To me, consensual doesn't always mean there isn't, like, grooming involved. Power dynamics. Your president is the guy you fucked. He's old, married, clearly. I believe it's very difficult to say no. So I'm sure there was a world where this man made her feel sexy, et cetera. And because of power dynamics, why the fuck would you say no? Like you're working in the Oval Office. So it was that thing that made me feel like there is some victimhood here.

[A]

I mean, even though you being in Hollywood, too, there was a term that I came to learn through the comments I didn't even know about. Honeypot. And apparently her mom was someone who actively pursued powerful men. One of her friends literally told her to keep the dress for an insurance policy. So there were little things to where I'm just like, okay, there are women that actively pursue rich, powerful men. There's women who lie. We just saw the girl with the Stefan Diggs case literally claim this abuse to get a certain amount of money. It was a money shakedown. Those things happen, too. I don't want to react. Revisit this conversation, because that episode dropped months ago now. But, yeah, to me, when we have these conversations, I just feel like in any relationship with a power dynamic, I just don't think the lesser person is always the victim.

[B]

I didn't look at it. I looked at it as a workplace romance that went wrong.

[A]

And there's a lot of workplace romance

[B]

because there's a lot of times when you're spending so much time with a person that these things, these feelings develop.

[A]

Y' all know how ugly people start looking, all right, after you see them a couple times. The way that she said she made out to that old nigga.

[B]

I know people that worked on shows for years, and you be like, y'.

[C]

All.

[B]

Y' all end up together.

[C]

I made out with a cameraman on Sex Sells. It's on Prime. Go check it out. It was season three. We left Vegas, and I said, let me take the crew to the strip club. And you know what? The DP started looking good. And I remember my makeup artist looked at me and said, bitch, if you would have seen this nigga in any other dive bar, you would have said, fuck no.

[A]

And I was like, really?

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

I remember the next day, they had

[C]

to sit me down and have a talk with me. I was like, I'm talent, nigga.

[A]

I don't own Fuse. The fuck?

[C]

But I ain't gonna hold you.

[A]

I scrolled past him the other day,

[C]

and I was like, yikes.

[A]

No, that's what happened.

[B]

You're around each other so much.

[C]

But you know what?

[B]

And he's the president, so he's not even having supermarket conversations. Nothing. Supermarket. You know where. The Bread Island.

[A]

She was bringing him lunch.

[C]

Shut.

[B]

Girl.

[A]

What? I'm just saying. I doubt it was happening.

[C]

Okay, as we're coming to a wrap, we gotta play a game with you. I got two. Cause I really don't do that first one.

[A]

That one's way too far. No, but let's see. That was way too easy, bro. Okay, literally, the first sentence. He gonna get it.

[C]

That's okay. I'll start with the first one and see if he can get it. Okay, so Poetry is our segment where we read a song, like poetry, and you have to guess the song.

[A]

This one's so easy.

[B]

Did you change the lyrics or is the actual lyrics.

[C]

No, no, no.

[B]

Okay, okay.

[A]

She's just gonna read it like poetry.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

I used to go out to parties and stand around. Cause I was too nervous, baby to really get down but my body yearned to be free I got up on the floor and thought somebody should choose me no more standing there beside the walls finally got myself together Now I'm having a ball. As long as you're grooving. I can't believe you're not getting this.

[A]

No, this one's the harder one. You didn't give them the easy one.

[C]

This shit is not hard. There's always a chance somebody watching. Might want to make romance. You haven't got this?

[A]

No, no.

[B]

I'm like, Is this Sexy Red? Oh, you didn't tell me what genre we in. I'm thinking sexy red.

[A]

I'm thinking hip hop together, baby.

[C]

What?

[A]

What?

[B]

You went back to the 70s to roller skating song?

[C]

Sorry. Old Mick in the house. My bad.

[B]

We normally do I'm a Y in at heart.

[A]

I didn't even know that one.

[C]

All right.

[A]

The other one is the easy one.

[C]

No, I don't think he gonna give.

[A]

He is the one.

[B]

I'm an ogyn. It's like your ogbyn, but no, B.

[C]

I'm gonna skip the first line.

[A]

No, you gotta say the first line. You can't skip the first line.

[C]

It's gonna burn for me to say this, but it's coming from my heart. It's been a long time coming but we didn't build and fell apart I really wanna work this out but I don't think you're gonna change.

[B]

Sounds like some synth music. Some people.

[A]

This actually, you know this. Let me keep going, right?

[B]

This is so easy off the first line.

[C]

I do, but you don't think it's best that we go our separate ways? Tell me why I should.

[B]

That's the hook, right? I guess it's Keep going.

[A]

You know it. Sing it.

[C]

Tell me why I should stay in this relationship When I'm hurting baby, I

[A]

ain't happy plus there's that Billy Ocean or some shit. That is crazy, Eugene.

[C]

There's so many other things I gotta deal with.

[B]

I fuck the music. I don't listen to it.

[C]

I think you should let it burn.

[B]

Oh, it's gonna hurt me to say

[C]

this, but it's coming from my heart. I really thought he was on Gheeble.

[A]

Shit. Really? Well, I thought you were gonna get on the first line.

[C]

I did too.

[B]

I wasn't allowed to listen to that album.

[A]

What was the content that you talk about on your podcast?

[B]

It was after I cheated, so the whole album, it was. Don't play that.

[C]

So y' all was both singing?

[B]

Every song was related to me. I was like.

[C]

Well, as we come to this close, let people know what you talk about on your podcast. When Scary Movie 6 comes out, which premiere and what city will we be invited to, period, and where they can find you?

[B]

You gonna hit Marlon up without him?

[A]

Well, I was gonna try to go when he was on the road to one of his shows too, but my

[B]

son, he's on the road. Not always.

[A]

He's always on the road. I know. I'm mad. I missed like. And then wasn't in Atlanta when he wasn't in New York, when I just keep missing him. What June is. Cause he's been doing a lot of standup.

[B]

Fifth is the release date. Premieres on the third, I believe.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

I'll be LA or New York.

[B]

Keeping word I got daddy issues Podcast. Congratulations. Got the new web series. Dropping High School Life. No, I'm sorry. Adult High. That's another one. Adult High.

[A]

What is Adult High about?

[B]

It's about a guy that, at his job, he's faced with either get a promotion, go back to school, get your high school diploma, and get a promotion or lose your position.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

His job's being upsized, so he has to go back to school. And when he gets there, he realizes everything is the exact same as when he left. The bully, the pretty girl who's a dad. It's not a dad. It's a.

[A]

No, it's a. It's a guy.

[B]

It's a guy who's.

[C]

Oh, I was thinking daddy issues. Sorry.

[B]

Oh, Daddy Issues is me. Well, me, Keon Poley, Chaz Rogers, D.C.

[C]

irving, and who plays the.

[B]

That's on the podcast.

[A]

That's the podcast?

[C]

No, no. On Adult High.

[B]

Adult High. Well, we have Tahiri on it, Terry, Jose, myself, Donnell Barrett, and then we're gonna have a bunch of comments.

[A]

Where is that gonna be?

[B]

It's gonna be on my YouTube page. Crazy.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Come on. Web series. I love it.

[B]

Come get on there. While in between movies, I'm gonna come give something to the web.

[A]

Well, I know that that's, like. That's where everything's going now with the verticals, with web series. Even Issa's back doing something on YouTube,

[B]

so I'm selling movies, so I don't really have to go there.

[A]

No, no, no, no. But I just. I love that we have all this way to.

[B]

I love it. I got to get my people who I believe in in front of the camera, and I'm not gonna let them be the. What are they called? The gatekeepers. Oh, I'm gonna help crush gatekeepers.

[C]

That's so dope.

[A]

No. And that means you always work, and potting makes you always work, too.

[C]

June 3rd. I'm guessing this will probably.

[A]

Well, no, June 3rd is the premiere, but the movie comes out for everyone on June 5th.

[B]

June 5th.

[A]

Scary movie. June 5th. Y' all know how important it is right now more than ever to support black films, especially in the theaters. So let's rally Behind Scary Movie 6 the Way we have you already know.

[C]

I feel like this is when none of y' all need to do no promo.

[A]

This is like. Yeah, this is one of them days.

[C]

We showed up for sinners. We showing up for the black shades. I mean, even you, Tuscany, I was in that hoax.

[B]

But we're showing up for you, too, sinners. They showed up for us. Like we showed up for them. For real.

[C]

I can't wait to laugh. Oh, I'm so ready. I'm like, can I bring my mom?

[B]

And now people can smoke weed and

[A]

go in the theaters in Cali, not across the country. This is a global show here. Do not just go to your local AMC with oh, no, I didn't say

[B]

bring it in with you.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[B]

Do it at home. Do it in your car.

[C]

Okay? Y' all go and support Craig. Go check out Scary Movie 6. I'm like, which one is this? Scary Movie 6. And keep up with all of his content. His handle is in the description of this. And if you want more of us, patreon.com backslash horrible decisions. We'll see you over there.

[A]

Bye.

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