EP 481: Happy Heauxs Ain’t Hatin’

Summary

Podcast Summary: Decisions, Decisions

EP 481: “Happy Heauxs Ain’t Hatin’”

Date: July 13, 2026
Hosts: Mandii B & WeezyWTF
Podcast Network: The Black Effect Podcast Network & iHeartPodcasts

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Episode Overview

In this episode, Mandii B and WeezyWTF return to their signature no-holds-barred solo format, candidly dissecting non-traditional relationships, friendship dynamics, and the pitfalls of adulting. They openly reflect on their evolving content, difficult conversations with guests and each other, the complexities of ending friendships, and address the phenomenon of “mad bitches linking up.” The dialogue is packed with humor, vulnerability, and sharp observations about societal norms, support systems, and why happy women don’t hate.

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Key Discussion Points & Memorable Segments

1. Returning to Their Roots (01:13–04:50)

• Addressing format fatigue: Mandii and Weezy note that overwhelming guest appearances have made the show feel less authentic.
  • “We have to find the medium of getting back to our niche.” —Mandii (01:47)
• They reference fan feedback requesting more solo episodes focused on the hosts’ lives and the original show concept.
• Reflection on impact: Candidly acknowledge their influence on listeners’ openness, especially around sex positivity.
  • “You help me be a hoe is crazy.” —Mandii (01:45)

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2. Guest Dynamics & Ethics in Highlighting Non-Traditional Relationships (04:14–07:38)

• Navigating guest selection: Candid debate on whether showcasing controversial or “toxic” relationships risks exploitation.
  • “I don't know if this platform can highlight love in toxic environments.” —Mandii (06:19)
• Challenging expectations: Weezy pushes back, stating not every guest is an endorsement—sometimes it's just about exploring dynamics.
  • “I think we are just highlighting a dynamic.” —Weezy (07:02)
• On dating coaches: Heated disagreement about inviting controversial figures like Anwar and Cheyenne Bryant, with Mandii questioning their authenticity and Weezy defending their popularity and credentials.
  • “[He] knows how to say sentences and goes viral… it’s pretty privileged.” —Mandii (08:00)

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3. Defining “Harm” and Questionable Expertise (09:37–12:08)

• Mandii draws lines between life coaches, motivational speakers, and outright scam artists.
  • “How does a Black gay man tell a Black straight woman how to date straight Black men?” —Mandii (07:39)
• The Cheyenne Bryant anecdote: Discussion of a listener who felt harmed by harsh “coaching” during a vulnerable moment.
  • “I left feeling even worse about myself and I let her know I was in a suicidal state and she actually didn't help me.” —Mandii (12:09)

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4. Navigating Toxic Adult Friendships & “Mad Bitches Link-Up” (13:44–23:12)

• Friendship faux pas: The hosts recount bizarre and fake behavior from former friends, especially when animosity fuels “enemy of my enemy” alliances.
  • “When mad bitches link up, I think it’s the weirdest, most insecure, goofy ass, my vagina is loose ass shit you could do.” —Mandii (19:43)
• Backhanded congratulation anecdotes: Explore how fake support often masks resentment, particularly among women.
• The importance of independence in adulthood:
  • “I can have an enemy on my own. Let me hate Mandy by myself.” —Weezy (19:36)

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5. On Losing & Ending Friendships in Adulthood (25:24–30:40)

• Sending “friend break-up” texts: Mandii describes the gravity and heartbreak of ending adult friendships, contrasting with the ease of ghosting exes.
  • “[With men], I ghost them… but when it comes to ending a friendship, a long-standing friendship, I don’t know if I ever prepared myself to do that.” —Mandii (25:57)
• Life circumstances & expectations: Mandii opens up about feeling let down by her chosen family during moments of crisis (best friend’s stage IV cancer, family health, personal stress).

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6. When Values Don’t Align—Politics, Family, and Identity (30:02–37:35)

• Political rifts: Both hosts admit that political differences are now deal-breakers in long-term friendships.
  • “Political differences… I was choosing to look over that. That’s crazy.” —Mandii (30:40)
• On transphobia and homophobia: Weezy recounts ending a friendship over anti-trans and homophobic views, sharing screenshots and readouts of the conversation.
  • “This is extremely relative. I can really see and tell once again that you don't have children… it’s just really fucking with me that you think gay needs to be taught in school.” —Weezy (36:46)
• The double-standard of heterosexual normativity: Both hosts critique how straight relationships are normalized for children, while queerness is stigmatized.
  • “Parents think it’s so cute when little boys and girls play in the sandbox… but no one thinks heterosexuality is a conversation that needs to be had.” —Mandii (37:11)

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7. Unpacking the 13% “Myth” About Black Americans (39:01–46:11)

• Debunking census stats: Spirited debate on why the percentage of Black Americans (often cited as 13%) hasn’t changed for decades.
  • “How it ain’t changed [since] elementary school?” —Mandii (41:33)
• They reflect on the erasure and undercounting of Caribbean and Latino Black populations, and the impact on cultural narratives.
  • “With all the things of slavery… we did all this shit, we procreated… how are we still only 13%?” —Mandii (41:51)

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8. Backhanded Compliments & Hatred in the Community (48:24–66:17)

• Backhanded compliments: The hosts and their team share personal stories of “Congratulations, but…” moments, from engagement rings to university acceptances.
  • “‘Congrats on your engagement!… The duo ring, I hope it lasts forever. I feel like you picked a style… that’s not necessarily timeless.’” —Weezy reading a text (49:03)
• Professional microaggressions: Mandii opens up about being presumed a “diversity hire” or having her new look attributed solely to her friend’s cancer.
• On fan envy:
  • “Our fans are haters too. You mad you ain’t stepped into your true form.” —Mandii (61:07)
• Sabotage from jealous listeners: Mandii recounts a story where a fan tried to sabotage her romantic prospects by revealing her sexual preferences to a potential partner.
  • “Don’t be listening to this podcast as an evil bitch… We are a community over here.” —Mandii (64:22)

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9. Self-Image, Hair, and Internalized Standards (57:01–59:32)

• Short hair, weight, and female identity:
  • “I have had men tell me how, like, short hair on women is unattractive. It’s masculine. Like, I’m not gonna want to fuck anymore.” —Mandii (57:34)
• Both discuss the liberation and sensitivity around changing appearances, battling stereotypes, and the personal meaning behind physical transformations.

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Notable Quotes

• On toxic alignments:
  • “When mad bitches link up, I think it’s the weirdest, most insecure, goofy ass shit you could do.” —Mandii (19:43)
• On nontraditional lifestyles:
  • “Happy heauxs ain’t hatin’.” —Implicit theme and episode mantra
• On envy vs. real support:
  • “Our fans are haters too. And we love y’all. But some of y’all… y’all be mad. We living the life you want, baby.” —Mandii (61:07)
• On boundaries:
  • “I don’t think this platform can highlight love in toxic environments.” —Mandii (06:19)
• On independence in adulthood:
  • “I can have an enemy on my own. Let me hate Mandy by myself.” —Weezy (19:36)
• On hair & personal style:
  • “I felt like [big hair] made me look smaller when I was a big girl.” —Mandii (58:17)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Solo vs. guest episodes: 01:13–04:50
• Guest dynamic & ethics: 04:15–07:38
• Debate: Toxic love & dating coaches: 07:38–12:08
• Adulting & ending friendships: 25:24–30:40
• Politics, identity & dealbreakers: 30:02–37:35
• Debunking census stats: 39:01–46:11
• Backhanded compliments: 48:24–51:02
• Community envy & sabotage: 61:07–66:17

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Episode Tone and Style

Conversational, raw, and unapologetically candid. Mandii and Weezy deliver sharp banter, drop-ins of dark humor, and vulnerability as they tackle taboo and relatable themes. There’s a strong mix of self-reflection and social critique, with plenty of explicit language, laughter, and the fearless challenge of uncomfortable truths.

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For Listeners Who Haven’t Tuned In

This episode offers a window into the challenges of evolving friendship, community, and content as women in their 30s navigating love, loss, and legacy. Expect thoughtful discourse on why boundaries matter, how support can shift with age, and a very real warning to “haters” lurking within the friend circle. Whether you’re here for the mess or the message—there’s plenty of both.

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Want more raw talk about sex? The hosts remind listeners to check out their raunchier, unfiltered content on Patreon, and encourage support for their new, more affordable paperback book.

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Transcript

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Not a hepisode.

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Decisions, Decisions. It's your bitch, Mandy B. AKA Death Beach.

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Okay, it's easy, and I'm still not scared to lose the giggle.

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Welcome, y'.

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All. Oh.

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Oh, no, no, no.

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That's right.

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Okay. Yep. Welcome, y', all to another episode, apparently

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the way y' all like it. Solo, because I was.

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But we have been giving them a lot of guests. A lot of guests, babe.

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Okay?

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A lot of guests.

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It's a too many.

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It's been a lot of guests. And we up and down and around the corner with the guests. We?

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What you mean?

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Okay, so I have to be honest. Q3, Q4. No one gets to come on to promote anything.

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Hmm. Who promoted something much?

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Bitch? We was apart some pressers, and I had, like, see? Just no more pressers.

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No, it's fine when the press isn't a junction.

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You know what's crazy, too? I also just realized, and from the feedback I've been getting from the whole hive, we have to find the medium of getting back to our niche. Like when we had the live show in New York. Like, I think, because also, we haven't been in a setting for our fans to tell us what we mean to them. I think so many people telling us, too, like, you help me be open. You helped me be a hoe. That's crazy. I'm sick of the bitches saying, you help me be a hoe, bro. You help me be a hoe is crazy. But, like, I think it's, like, you know, getting a little bit away from the niche. And, like, I just. I want to find a medium. And then I know we. You was right, and I'm not. I don't tell you, you write a lot.

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We should have never changed our name.

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No, it's not the name change.

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Oh,

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the age gap couple, maybe. We also need to do some pre Production with some of these. Nice. I seen. I went straight to the comments. That's the first thing I clicked on, the comments.

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Wait. Mandy was like, dare me?

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I was like, they're not that. And so I'm like, okay, if we even want, how can we talk about

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that together without talking shit?

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No, no, we gotta do it on Patreon and this and that. So let's save it for Patreon, which we actually did already. We talked to shit. We talked.

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I'm gonna say this one thing.

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No, because you're. No, no. Save it for Patreon, by the way.

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It's not about them.

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It's about. So here's my thing, too. So basically, guys, and I would love to know in the comments, your thoughts. Weezy and I understand brand, safety, name change, all of that. This started to become a little bit vanilla. We keep it raunchy over on Patreon, but I'm like, okay. There's a strong sense of still our community or people who have rocked with us that may not feel connected anymore. So we were having a conversation about bringing these non traditional couples to the pod. And we had the age gap people. And then Weezy and I have been sending each other crazy ass, like, crazy ass couples. But like a part of these crazy ass couples, Weezy makes me feel like we're like, what's the word? What's the word? Not exposing, exploiting, Exploiting, like, spectrum people or like, people that could be doing, like, crimes. Like, even when, like, he said, I

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know that you know. Okay, okay, let me say.

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You know what I mean. Someone was like, how do we bring people on the pod?

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I saw two comments that they were conflicting and I was like, I can appreciate them.

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Okay.

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The first comment said, y' all smiling a little too much in this episode. Y' all laughing a little bit.

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No, it's the awkward laugh. And then this is the Kevin Hart laugh, bitch.

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There was another comment.

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I saw the Charlie Kirk joke. It was.

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But no, it was awkward. But maybe we were. Because the second comment I said, I read. Someone said it was on YouTube or something. Yes. You guys allow people to talk without, like, shaming you. Like, allow, you know, them to get loose. And I will say this, I cannot bring people on this show and just be like, you didn't. Yeah. You can't be conservative and your daughter's got to talk to you. You're sick. You shouldn't be dating a 19 year old. I'm just going to allow you to speak. Yeah, I can push back on questions like that. Main question I had was, how are you conservative dating a young black woman? Take that how you want it. To me, that is as much as I can. Right. It's not fucking To Catch a Predator here. Not saying he is. I'm just saying that a lot of people gave that energy like we were supposed to do that. What I only wanted to share in the episode was me and Wolf after that episode. Because I haven't stared at someone or tried to look at someone for a long time during an episode to get a reaction. Because you and I were interviewing two people, so I couldn't really lock eyes with you because we had to. Sometimes Mandy and I do that when he gets like, we look and I was like, I need someone else to like, show me that I'm feeling what I'm feeling.

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I'll be honest with you too, though, like breaking the fourth wall here. You had been following them. They were your guests. And being in a better space.

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No, she didn't.

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They were yours. Let me just go ahead and say that.

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I was like, this is going to be great.

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Yeah, but Weezy, you've had guests on that I haven't liked. And I've shared my dislikeness either after or even during the pod. And it's caused contention between us because I want to also respect your decision and guests now because we fuck with each other.

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I'm still glad we had them though, actually.

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So my thing is.

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Oh, Mani didn't save you too?

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Let me. Let me just talk. My thing is I would enjoy sitting with more couples like that. However, I don't know if. I don't know if this platform can highlight love in toxic environments. And I don't know if we do enough pre production with these niggas to where then they sit in front of us. And it's like, I don't also want to platform love to look away. That I don't agree with.

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Okay, wait, wait, wait.

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Here's actually like, bitch, we not.

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But I would say back to that. I don't know if we're always going to highlight love. I think we are just highlighting a dynamic.

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Okay.

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I never thought for a second. And maybe that's why if I. Okay, I would have them on again. I don't believe every guest we've ever had on. For example, the one we all know you don't like.

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Which one? Oh, why do you always do this?

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Because this is a great point to highlight.

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Okay.

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Dating coach Anwar, you didn't really agree with. However, he has a specific method that is so popular amongst Women. He's a person that garners a lot of attention and has a methodology. It's like, yeah, he's someone we should highlight.

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He's a gay Cheyenne Bryant.

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Girl. He is not a Cheyenne.

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No, he is a Cheyenne Bryant.

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How is he a liar?

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Like, to me, how does a black gay man tell a black straight woman how to date straight black men?

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Men are dating coaches for women.

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So it's the gay.

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I don't think it's the gay.

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It's the gay for me, bitch. You want to know why?

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But that's the other thing. He's successful at what he does. So it's not.

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He knows how to say sentences and goes viral like he's.

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No, he's successful. What he does, he gets women to the fucking.

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It is the same reason why Nature Boy had niggas quitting they jobs, moving to fucking Costa Rica.

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You're dragging. You're dragging.

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No, I swear, Nature Boy, I like this.

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Harming kids, bro.

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No, hear me out. I like this one. People like you watch. You watch Nature Boy, bitch. So for me, Anwar, Cheyenne Bryant, they are people. This is where my mind go, bitch. So to me, there is, first off, lack of comprehension, lack of education, lack of people being able to form their own opinion in this country. Let me get this shit off. So for me, when people are able to go online and speak with confidence, say big words, a lot of times I don't even be saying shit. They just sound good. People follow those people because of their own insecurities in being able to express themselves. I say this as someone who has insecurities in speaking. Who. When I go to goddamn church now, I'm like, these are just motivational speakers. Like, so for me, seeing that a church can come together, seeing that people will leave their homes and families and jobs to go follow Nature Boy because he sounds good and he look good. That's another thing. Anwar, if he wasn't an attractive black gay man, I don't think gets the same attention as he does. So when we're looking at. Pretty privileged. When we're looking at people who can eloquently express themselves. Oh, I'm saying all of this. I think everyone. They're aesthetically pleasing to watch.

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Okay?

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And they sound good. So I say all that to say, I wouldn't have a Cheyenne Bryant on this pod. So that's why I didn't really care for the rhetoric of an Anwar.

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We were going to have Cheyenne Bryant on this pod.

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Oh, yeah, she was with some bullshit. She only wanna sit with n S.

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But here's the thing, right? Why I disagree is because, number one, Anwar is simply teaching a method and doing coaching. Okay? He's a married person, gay or not. And I think it's important that at least your dating coach is married if marriage is your end goal. Two, this is somebody with an educational background. He doesn't put doctor behind his name and he talks about his educational background honestly. Three, he is selling things at a premium for a service, mind you. We interviewed someone that used it. Jodi Taylor. Right.

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Wait, wait, did you. Did you see what just went viral though? I know you did that. Your face just says you did. What?

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Someone thinks they wasted their money.

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No, someone purchased it. It's all rhetoric from a book from a white lady that he's selling. So she sent the screenshots between the book and the course that she paid for and he immediately refunded her money and kicked her out of the rest of the course because she's like, this is exactly from this other teaching. And he said, well, I don't say that it's mine. I just say that this is something to use.

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Doesn't he do hands on coaching?

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She said, it's zoomed. It's the same thing that he. It's zoom. Group chat. Zooms like bitch. What we do once a month on Patreon. But the teaching, the course that he sells, she was literally sent verbatim that it was from this white lady. He didn't argue, sent her back her money, kicked her out the courts. But she made a whole.

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But if someone is unhappy, shouldn't you refund them?

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Of course.

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But also, do you think that's gonna stop his business?

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You're not using a rhetoric though, from a white woman. So he doesn't even use, for example,

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the reason I. I get what you mean.

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Allegedly, this is from a white woman.

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Anwar has a book that he wants out, right? Maybe he hasn't been able to use his oath. Maybe he doesn't want to use his own because it could be taken to who knows? Whatever. What I do know and understand is coaching is coaching. Wherever you learned it from, he does have his degrees. Cheyenne does it. That makes her a liar. Nature Boy was harmful. I wouldn't even. I think Cheyenne's fucking cuckoo for what she did. But Nature Boy is totally different story. Like he was harmful. Cheyenne Bryant is a scam artist. Not necessarily like harming people.

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I think she's harming people, bro.

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He was doing things with children.

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Oh no.

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Raping.

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That's physical harm. She's causing Psychological emotional harm.

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Is she?

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There's a woman also, okay. Who came out and said that she was suicidal. Reached out to her for a therapy session and the entire session was pretty much Cheyenne Bryant telling her how she was a low value woman and not the high value woman that Cheyenne is. And she was like I left feeling even worse about myself and I let her know I was in a suicidal state and she actually didn't help me.

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Can I be honest?

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This is what she said.

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I can't even believe I'm gonna stick up for this bitch. Cause I really think Cheyenne's fucking awful for lying. You know how many times my therapist has told me that I need to pick myself up because I have no self worth. I need to do xyz.

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That's not telling you you low value though.

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I don't know what the fuck she told me about.

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It's saying that you're working on your. You need to work on your psyche. It's not saying that you're a low value woman.

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Maybe that's how Cheyenne's rhetoric is. You knew you went for a fucking life coach and taught like that?

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No, they thought she was. They were going to a doctor with credentials. That's the difference.

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I'm making excuses for these motherfuckers. But listen, I love Mr. I really do.

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But yeah.

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Oh, I wanted the reason my jaw dropped to the floor. Why I want to share some tea with you. That just popped up in my phone. Oh my God. Just look at this top thing. Grab my phone right now, bitch. And look who wished me. Congratulations. Is she. Is she okay?

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She's not. She never has me.

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Is she okay?

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She never has me.

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I'm sorry. Do you know I don't fuck with you, bitch.

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She knows that.

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You could have ate that.

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She knows that.

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Bitch. Nobody died. Listen, you put in a hell bath. You think I don't know, bruh.

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Bruh. It's weird. Let's talk about people being weird.

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A bitch I don't fuck with publicly. Have said it. Don't like literally didn't want around me. What now? Let me just say this received a text message when there was a chance we would be working together. And that to me I can meet you with at an even playing field. Sure. Okay. I'm a professional person. But after you got a problem with

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Bro, I don't even fuck with her no more.

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Oh I would have.

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It's weird. It's weird. People be weird when I tell you.

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I'm gonna tell you right now if I ever stop being friends With Breonda. And that bitch hits you up and be like, oh, my God, Mandy, you just got a house in Atlanta. I love it. Are you.

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It's weird. Get the Bible back in this motherfucker. You betrayed me, baby bro. It's weird. People just do weird things.

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Uh.

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And I have come to the conclusion. Never has said anything that people are weird. Like, babe, I'm waiting for the aliens. Neo is about to live in my house.

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But not to spill this tea on

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the pot with all the girlfriends. But mind you, mind you, my boyfriend sent me this video because I've been really eyeing robots from my house. Cause, like, I'm getting sick of, like, transcribing to my cleaner. And she still don't do everything I want. She don't touch my laundry. I don't like that shit. So I've been looking at robots to do my chores. Oh, you mean Neo, like the actual robot? Yeah, I'm a Neo robot. Wow.

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Okay.

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And I'm finna put a little strap on on it. I'm gonna teach her the stroke game. You are mic'd up, bitch. I don't need two echoes of oh, my God calming down. But so I've been looking at robots. So he sends me this robot who's on stage doing, like, the moonwalk and doing all these Michael Jackson moves. But there's a stair on the stage, so the robot just keeps falling. And he can't get up. And he can't get up. And my washer and dryer are upstairs. I also have a spiral staircase. So he's like, the robot ain't gonna make it up. You gonna need two robots. Cause these n can't get upstairs. And I said, no, I'm gonna teach you how to get upstairs. Like, apparently the Neo robot you like, they bring someone to your home to let it, like, learn your home and how to get around. I said, it's gonna learn how to get up and grab your.

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Do you feel a little scared sleeping with a robot in the house, bro? Hell yeah.

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Have you ever had a cat? They're scary, bitch. They pounce on you.

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They just pass something about the robot in my sleep.

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They're scary.

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I won't even sleep with my phone next to my head, bro.

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Cats are scary, bro. Do you know how much I could just be like, bodie, don't think we finna play while I'm sleep. Like, sleeping with a cat, you can't even predict them niggas.

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I know. I've never asked you what does it

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do when you have Niggas over, bro. I be having to lock the door and then he be trying to push it open. So. Cats do not like closed doors in the house. Why not? Because they feel like they pay the bills. They don't.

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Why did I just think about next Friday? No lock doors.

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Nah, they do not like closed doors. So if I'm in a room and the door is closed, that nigga just stay there and scratch it like a little dog. Meow, meow, meow. Bitch, shut up. So when I'm getting like my dirty on.

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Excuse me.

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When I get my dirty auntie, when I'm sucking dick from the back.

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Thank you.

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Gawk, gawk.

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Remember who we used to be?

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Go back to when I was like, you know, like, mind you. Cause he already got normal with me playing with my pussy at night. He be at my feet and I don't like it, but he. He be in the bed when I. When I.

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You know that when you have this theory that Nina knows when we about to. He's like, it has to be like, the energy or something because, like, if she's on the bed, he just start pushing up on me. She jumps off and leaves the room. If I start sucking dick on the couch and because my couch is like an L shape, it's pretty big. She on the other side of the couch, she jumps off and goes, another room?

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Yeah. No. Like, how do they know? I don't know. When my boyfriend comes to Atlanta, though. All I know is by night too, that nigga comes and, like, tries to push him out the bed. Ugh, bro, a cat. The cat will get in the middle and go like this and then, like, start and then it be scratching his feet.

[B]

Do dogs know when you're having sex? Do they know what sex is? Feel like I'm doing? For fact's sake, this is all we do is Google facts. Dogs do not understand human sexuality. However, they're observant and emotional creatures, so they know that something unusual is happening where they may not get attention. Also, yes, there is a heightened sense of smell when the pheromones are releasing during arousal. And they can associate it with your intimate activity. Hearing the vocal vocalizations, knowing the rhythm in the movement. So they may likely leave the room.

[A]

Now, me and. Me and Bode talk. Like, Bode will come lay on my chest and try to purr. And I'm like, n. You know, I'm about to play with myself. Get the fuck up. Oh, yeah. Like, I don't like that. But yeah, I say all that to say I'M finna get a robot to help me around the house. But no, I'm not scared of robots. I'm waiting for the aliens. And we got here because people are fucking weird, and I'm fucking sick of these motherfuckers. They weird. I don't like it. I don't like weird behavior.

[B]

I actually feel offended.

[A]

You should.

[B]

I'm not getting along.

[A]

Yeah, no, yeah, yeah. And we not he blocked.

[B]

Here's the thing, what I just received from that, and maybe it could have been genuine, but I don't believe her

[A]

to be a genuine person. That wasn't genuine. That was because she had reached out to other people in this last week to work with. But they're all my friends, so my friends are like, bitch, should I even respond to her? So, like, to me, I'm sorry. No way that's genuine.

[B]

I. I don't believe it is, because I just don't. But here's the thing that kind of, like, topples it over for me. I'm 35 years old. I haven't been around a block, Bruh. Closer to 40 than I am. We started this pod. I have never in my life thought it was cute or cool. When I have a bitch that has a common enemy with me and thinks

[A]

now we're cool, it's weird. It's weird.

[B]

I can have an enemy on my own. Let me hate Mandy by myself.

[A]

I was about to say bad bitches do not need to link up. I think it is the most. I think when bad. Or you know what? They're not bad. When mad bitches link up, I think it's the weirdest, most insecure, goofy ass, my pussy is loose ass shit that you could fucking do out here.

[B]

You know what? They do it with two things, bitch. And I hope all of you notice. Here's number one. When y' all do it, you both have a nigga you used to fuck with, and now you hate him. So now y' all think he's laughing because you guys went out. Oh, now we in the club. Ooh, girl, he gonna be so mad. He doesn't care.

[A]

He doesn't give a fuck. He didn't give a fuck about both you bitches when he was fucking both

[B]

in the first ball in and then the second ball into another pussy and laughed at the both of you bitches. And then here's the second one. When you have a girl you don't fuck with anymore.

[A]

Hmm.

[B]

Right? Boom. So now I'm the friend.

[A]

Boom.

[B]

I stopped being friends with so and so. Now I'm gonna hit up another bitch that doesn't like her. Ha ha. Oh, and you know she does this. Oh, and guess what else she told me.

[A]

We both hate the same bitch. Let's be friends, you goofy ass, weird ass, stupid ass, pussy ass ho.

[B]

I'm gonna tell you something. I've done a lot of Goof troop stuff around my 20s.

[A]

Okay, no, when you were. No, I'm sorry, babe. You started this off at your 35. I know.

[B]

In my 20s.

[A]

Let's talk about when y' all bitches doing shit too old to be doing.

[B]

But the thing that I recognized quickly was, like, I got in Barras.

[A]

Are you not in Barras?

[B]

I literally hung with a bitch. Cause we was fucking with a nigga. And then I realized, oh, now we're both just calling a nigga at night to talk shit. Listen, Goofy Doofy. And then we end up with another bitch. Goof. Droopy. Listen, there might be a story behind my fiance and two bitches right now that used to fuck with him.

[A]

Like, ew. He does this and this and that.

[B]

And now they looking like, oh, let me tell you, nothing ever makes you look good. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. That is child's play. And as we grow older, to me, the biggest ascension, besides us hopefully wanting to, you know, retain wealth, gain wealth, whatever, is honestly being happy and being

[A]

smarter and being a real ass bitch. Give a fuck about a nigga. The fuck. But, like, to be a. A not real ass bitch. Let me leave a comment under a bitch I don't like, because now it's weird.

[B]

You literally don't fuck with me.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

No, no, no. Let me see it.

[A]

What you gonna do?

[B]

Congrats, video. So just enjoy the journey. You could have. You could have kept that in a draft. Someone probably said.

[A]

No, not in your draft. You literally could have just not said anything. Cause. Does she even follow you?

[B]

I hope not.

[A]

That means someone sensitive.

[B]

Of course, I'm sure that. Oh, Mandy.

[A]

Now I don't give a.

[B]

No, now you telling. Now he's telling.

[A]

I'd like to leave a little bit of. What are they called?

[B]

What's the little Easter egg?

[A]

You go Easter egg? Little Easter egg.

[B]

No, now there's too much.

[A]

We gotta bleep that.

[B]

If you don't want to, you don't have to. It's not my friend.

[A]

I mean, bleep it. She not my friend either. What we talking about? And we was friends long enough. She know I'm a baddie bitch. Bitches know.

[B]

I don't know who's more hurt by this me who never liked her and just got a text like, great, we could be cordial. Or you who just stopped talking to her a week ago.

[A]

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[A]

Yes. Oh, we're here now, guys. Okay, hold on. Yeah. Oh, you did have this. Y'. All. Y' all have, like, heard of where I've been at in this journey of, like, I've literally spent way too many therapy sessions.

[B]

Yeah, I know.

[A]

Because when it comes to niggas, I ghost them, block them. I often go back because niggas.

[B]

How do you pop back in?

[A]

It's the dick. It's the dick. Bitches ain't got the dick. So for me, I mean, I guess they do in this world. Bitches do got dicks. I don't know. But my bitches ain't got dicks. So when it comes to ending a friendship, a long standing friendship, I don't know if I ever prepared myself to do that. Right. And for those of you who are new here, who don't know here, my world has been completely shifted in the people who are in it and my orbit and how I'm operating because I have a best friend who has stage four breast cancer who, like, is literally taking all this medication to exist, to still be here. She finished radiation. Her treatment is done, but she has pills and is going through a lot of different body changes, battling stage four breast cancer, if anyone knows. She beat it five years ago, it came back. So I have that going on. I have a lot going on with my immediate family and my mom and her mental health and her demons. And for y' all that don't know, I have to keep being asked if I'm finna meet this white family that I don't want to fucking meet.

[B]

Well, don't get too much more on

[A]

that, but there's that. My sister just finished. Like, she. She came back from the army. She's dealing with a lot now. Just finished school, and she just feels like, oh, my God, no school, no army. She's also having, like, an identity crisis right now. So just like, ugh. I'm dealing with, like, people around me, and then my boyfriend is dealing with an aging mom. So there's like, just a lot of emotions happening and so literally feel like, top of this year, I'm so happy I got the LOML. Me and my best friend's turning 40. Money's coming in, Selective is doing great. We're in a great space. And I'm like, oh, bitch, I don't reach a place. Oh, life is great. And then I'm dealing with the weight of so many people, right? And so I didn't think that I was going to feel the way I felt about certain people not showing up in this moment in time when I've divulged myself to them in every bit. And so for me, it's like, yeah, if you're listening to this and you're in your 20s, we're meeting fans and they're like, I've been listening to you for the last 10 years. You got me through my 20s, now I'm in my 30s. We started this show when I was 26 years old, about to be 36 this year. And I thought I was above the program. I thought I had selected my chosen family so well, because me and some of my family members aren't the best. I have a lot of people in my family that deal with mental health issues. Then you got the Jamaicans, the whites, people lying. It's just all over. It's a mess. And so I really felt so confident in coming here, happy with my. With my chosen family, that this year has been the biggest disappointment in the people that I've put on this pedestal for so many fucking years. Like, Like. And I don't wanna get emotional, but even, like, the treatment some of them did give you and us being in a place. And like, I just feel almost embarrassed at the behaviors and characters that I defended and apologized for because I do know what good people look like. But I also know that people have faults, and we talked about that in terms of when we choose partners. And I'm a bit embarrassed at, like, the people that I platformed or uplifted

[B]

or really, like, what's something that comes to your mind when you say you're embarrassed at something they did? Because you know how, like, we could have friends go back to somebody and be like, oh, my God, they did. Blah, blah. Like, what is a trait you've seen a friend do that's made you feel embarrassed looking back? Or maybe like, I should have cut them off then? Because I think people listening have maybe felt icky with friends or little things. Well, what's the thing?

[A]

And I think that's the thing too. We defend poor behaviors of our friends a lot of times. So for me not to bring.

[B]

I got one in. I can. Bitch.

[A]

I will say. And I'll be not so exact with them. But one thing for sure that I think has been heightened as well for me in this landscape. Political differences for sure has been one that, like, wow. I was choosing to look over that. That's crazy. So I think political differences.

[B]

I cannot believe we just had the same one, bitch. Political.

[A]

Wait, you gotta. You gotta. Political differences right now I realize is very like, oh, mine was so a big one.

[B]

Mine was so heavy.

[A]

That was yours too?

[B]

Yes, it was.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

And mine was not some Trump versus whatever shit.

[A]

Okay, no, mine wasn't Trump versus anything.

[B]

I walked in the show basically talking about why I made. I made. It was a horrible day. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Where'd it go? Oh, bitch.

[A]

Okay, you said this was. Oh, this was a lot.

[B]

Okay, okay, wait.

[A]

There was this thing. We judging.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

We are clearly judging the same way. So now we just see we have. We don't win a little different with this.

[B]

No. Cause your politics. I don't know where yours went, but this one pissed me off. Okay, first one started with the first day of Pride month.

[A]

Oh, no. Pride Month just shows some colors, bitch.

[B]

And I said this. This is someone that's been in my home. Not super close, but enough.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I made a post. I said, hey, it's Pride month. And a lot of you that follow me got some creative power. You work in marketing. Don't forget the trans people dance cool until y' all trans. And then suddenly you get weird talking about his mental illness and da, da, da. I was like, don't really want to hear that. You want to include the gays or whatever. Most trans people that I know were gay before they were trans. Include them in every version of their life and their journey and themselves. She is a cunt, but I'm going to address her correctly.

[A]

Okay, yes, she's a.

[B]

A murderer cunt. So I said this, and this is my reply. I really can't figure out why trans women bother other women so much. And the only assumption I drop every single time is that you must find them to be a threat against men. Because what have the dolls ever done to us? Of course the comments. Yeah, sister. God, create a human life in your body. Have a C section, breastfeed for 20 months, and tell me if you're not offended that a man with male hormones calls himself a woman.

[A]

Oh, wait. And this is someone that was a friend of like, that they know you.

[B]

I don't even want to make this the clip because.

[A]

Oh, bitch. At one point, I want y' all to be like, hey, put a store.

[B]

At one point, our conversation started to turn into. She's like, are you using me for content? But that's the thing. Offensive. Did you read what I wrote? How does it hurt you at all? Does it evoke the emotion of acceptance to you at all? What makes it feel particularly offensive with knowing that the world appreciates you bearing a child? Does it hurt me directly? No. Does it hurt me that little girls on the other side of the world are being mutilated? No. Neither hurt me. Technically, no. I could also be offended that both things happen, that girls are being mutilated. I wrote back and I said, a woman being mutilated and a person choosing to live their own life are not synonymous. And it's actually fucking weird that I'm having this conversation with you. I even remember the day that you and I stepped out to boxers at the gay club. God forbid we didn't see a trans guy that day, huh? Women born with women body parts and a uterus. Exactly what defines gender? I didn't feel like this before having kids. Gila. I know for a fact when you bear a child, you are going to feel the same way. Your body is special and you can do special things. You want to dress into a woman and get into some weird shit. Cool. I said, lol. Do you know what was really weird shit? This is really why I don't wanna make up a clip. Remember that day that we were doing drugs together and you once confided in me and said you would take it up a notch if you weren't scared to die? That day, you basically told me you would probably shoot up heroin. You didn't say it, but you did. That's some fucking weird shit. Not my homegirls that choose to wear a dress that were once a different gender. That's. What the fuck is weird? Bitch. And it's a white person.

[A]

Have you decided to cease friendship with this person?

[B]

Oh, I unfollowed them. Oh. So that person gave me a call after I said that. Okay, I want to describe that moment too. Maybe they were joking.

[A]

No, no, no, no. This is.

[B]

That felt real.

[A]

This is politically charged.

[B]

I remember exactly where I was. It was me, her and Vinnie. We were at Brooklyn Mirage. RIP I know it's Pasha now. We were at Brooklyn Mirage and I was like, damn. This is a very long time ago, by the way. Maybe even 10 years. I don't even know if I lived in New York and I was like, oh, bitch, I ain't feeling this Molly no more. I'm about to go to bed. She was like, bitch, if Molly ain't working for me no more, I need something harder. And I was like, I like cocaine. She was like, no, harder. Shit, if I wasn't scared to die, I would fucking do it right now. I'm sorry.

[A]

But to me, bitch, it gets.

[B]

I want to get a needle, does it not?

[A]

I thought we were partying.

[B]

And you took it up another level. And I never forgot it, Mandy. So the fact that she really sat there and said, trans women are weird. Bitch, you're a weird bitch.

[A]

What the fuck?

[B]

Who the fuck just realizes they're cured from their hangover and, like, yeah, let

[A]

me hit it again.

[B]

Let me do this again. Let me do harder. No, bitch, you're fucking weird, Bitch.

[A]

What the fuck?

[B]

You ain't no different from that guy that was chasing me down the street. The only difference is your access. Really?

[A]

Yeah. Then here's the next one.

[B]

She calls me, apologizes to me. I was like, I don't know why. Maybe some of what I said was disgusting. Boom. Next thing, I post a video of a gay. No, maybe he wasn't gay. It was a teacher talking to a class. We cannot see the children. The teacher was filming themselves. And it had a. There was a PowerPoint and said, what is gay? And the teacher is really fun, and he's like, okay, we're gonna figure out what gay is today. Boom. PowerPoint. A guy with nails painted. No. Then it's.

[A]

These are kids.

[B]

I think maybe, like, fifth grade. Probably from, like, the way they were talking. Nah, like, it wasn't adult, but I wasn't baby. And then it was a girl with, like, tomboy on.

[A]

No.

[B]

And then it was the words, not men kissing boys. That like boys. Yay. It was, like, really cute how they were, like, someone holding hands with the same sex. No. Someone wanting to kiss the same sex. Yay. And I was like, yo, this is very healthy to circumvent issues with people using the wrong language. That's all I put in the story. Oop, here we go. And this is how she got blocked.

[A]

So she's just a homophobe, Bro.

[B]

This is extremely relative. I can really see and tell once again that you don't have children. Gila. It's just really fucking with me that you think gay needs to be taught in school. How confusing when they don't even need to know anything about same sex. They're fucking children. I wrote back, and I said, Your kids were never explained why you and your husband are together. And that's sexual orientation, isn't it? Are we dumb here?

[A]

Like, but not only that. Parents think it's so cute when the little boys and the little girls play in the sandbox and, oh, he just likes you. Like, heterosexual normativity is happening early on between little girls and little boys all the time. But no one thinks that there's a conversation that needs to be had. Oh, boyfriend. You got a boyfriend at school, you got a girlfriend at school. The heteronormity of that conversation.

[B]

Let me tell you, what else should I children should know. You know, what else shouldn't children should know? When I was four years old, my mom taught me something. And I brought this up yesterday, I believe, with. When it came to protecting people we love, my mom used to take her hand and put it on my thigh and ask me where it was. Okay, who should be touching here? Who would not. When my mom had a feeling I liked women, she had that same conversation with me about women. The first time my mom had that conversation, she really kind of brought up men a little bit or with uncle, so and so if, if your cousin or this or boys for some reason, I mean, you know, we. We are used to sexual start happening at a higher rate with men. And when my mom started to see my attraction to women, she really took it up because she needed me to know there was a boundary with age. And that way that she had the conversation with me change. No one should be like, women shouldn't kiss you here. Like, you know, if you're getting kissed on the cheek or like, she would tell me things like that my mom is having a sexual conversation with me then at 4 years old and for about protection. Do you know what else I would appreciate if my child is in the world seeing gay people because they exist. 20% of Gen Zers identify as LGBTQ plus. Okay, 20% global population. It gets to about 4 or whatever. I think as far as Americans go, it's like 8 to 10. The point is they're going to run into the motherfuckers because Black Americans are 13% of the population. And I see black people.

[A]

Hold on.

[B]

What?

[A]

I don't want to bring it up here, but so I went down a rabbit hole. So they be lying to us.

[B]

How many black people live here?

[A]

But so here's the thing, right? And I just had this conversation. It's so funny that you do this. And I wasn't high. I promise this was a sober conversation. And 13% has been the number we've been told our whole life, right, bitch? How it ain't changed. So I literally bitch, today, what's tea, bro? Go on chat, bitch. I'm in Central park and I go on chat. And I said, how many African Americans are in the US bitch. It went up to 14%. So we start getting into a cop, bitch. Cause We've been here 13% since I was in elementary school, bitch. I swear to God. So hold on, hold on. So hear me out. So I started thinking about it. And so the conversation was, mind you, I have two friends. I have two friends right now that just went through deaths of mom and a grandparent on the other. Both are now in charge of estates. One of these friends has 100 acres to the family in Mississippi.

[B]

Why do they do this, bro?

[A]

Another one, hold on. And then my boyfriend has acres left by the family in South Carolina, which, by the way, New York and South Carolina. Tangent has to be studied. Anyways, so we get into the conversation where it's like, bro, they want to make it seem like we didn't make up this country, that we didn't build the country up, that we weren't already here. They want to keep saying that we all come from fucking Africa. There were some of us that were here because with all of the things of slavery 400 years ago, we did all this shit. We procreated. We've always been only 13% of this goddamn country. Yet how, without all of those rights, do we have family lineage to hundreds of acres of land? Like, we weren't just granted that land. But there's like, mind you, that was the conversation even with my friend. I'm like, bro, you don't even live in Mississippi. Like, what are you doing with 100 acres in Mississippi? He's like, bro, my family is not selling it. We, like, allow people to get lumber from this land. We, like, have different deals, but we're going to build on it. It's our land forever. It's a part of our family. We're not selling it off. And so we literally sat and had this conversation about how the government or the fucking people that be want to sit here and make black people believe that we're not from here, this isn't our land, we don't belong here. When in reality, bro, we have roots here. Like, there's grandparents that have grandparents that have grandparents that only remember the fucking United States of America.

[B]

I don't think, like, for a second it's that we deny that we have

[A]

roots, but they try to make connect to the.

[B]

We are a small makeup of the

[A]

general population, but we are now 35 years old. We've been hearing that 13% since elementary school. Okay? So, bro, there's no way black people still only make up 13% of us.

[B]

You know what I think it is that Latinos got 30 something.

[A]

Nah, bruh, but black people.

[B]

Been a lot of the niggas that we count.

[A]

Bruh, is in the Hispanic. No, because so when you look it up, it is like where you think it is Black American people that identify as black. And I want to say African Americans, because I asked how many African Americans. Which means it wasn't even. I don't even think. Including the Caribbean Americans. Because we already know. Because I know.

[B]

Oh, you mean it don't mean my

[A]

side of the family. Like my dad is here on a green card. Majority of my black side is from the Caribbean. And so I don't have the ancestral conversation.

[B]

But here's the thing though, that could maybe make it.

[A]

But we got 13% for 30 freaking years.

[B]

When Mandy said it was 14, I was like, I was cooking. Why are you gonna hurt to me? But now, okay, now I'm here too. Okay, Why? I don't know if this could be all the way factual is because something we continue to forget is immigration being high from other white countries. So they just whitewashed. No more business trying to get us out of here.

[A]

Me out. Let me tell you how deep I got here. Hold on. The NBA.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

How much percentage of black people is in the NBA? The NFL.

[B]

Hold on.

[A]

The NFL? How much percentage of the NFL is black people? Then when you get into the constructs of. Of our society. Nigga, what 15 teams?

[B]

Hold on.

[A]

No. Then look into the prison system. They say this percentage of African Americans take up the prison system. When you look at crimes for certain major cities, black people make up this percentage of crimes. How do you feel? There's no way that that. Mind you, we also know that black people are not a fucking monolith. The idea that we take up such these high percentages. The fact that hip hop, our black culture has infiltrated so much. There's no way we're only 13% of the motherfucking. What you mean?

[B]

That's why black people are so strong and amazing. We at least.

[A]

We at least in the 20s percentage.

[B]

Wolf, what you think?

[A]

Well, come on, Hotel.

[B]

I gotta be honest. Based on traveling 13, 14%.

[A]

I don't think more than that, bro. Yeah, bro, we're more than you think.

[B]

We more than 1314.

[A]

This is like in America or the world in America.

[B]

America. America, bro.

[A]

We more than 13%.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think there's whole ass cities right now that are like. It was so crazy because.

[B]

But then there's whole ass cities that aren't. Mandy.

[A]

Yeah, but then you still got black people. Well, I think when you made the point about them not counting Caribbean American people, that's a. How do we know they aren't that by. No, no, because that's what I asked. ChatGPT. I said African American because they might

[B]

not identify as African American.

[A]

Identify as African American.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Like they're not. They. They consider themselves.

[B]

I'm thinking like they have their own black Hispanic. Bah. Bah.

[A]

Because technically black would a Caribbean person could be. We talked about this. Black could be Dominican. It could be Puerto Rican. Like they can loop those.

[B]

Okay, so that's the only way I get to 20 if you count the Dominican.

[A]

Well, no, that's why also.

[B]

Cause you know they saying no black. I know black.

[A]

I know black. But they separate themselves by the word Hispanic, which is why you're either Hispanic or non Hispanic. I mean, people identify with both. Decisions, decisions. But what I'm saying. You brought it up.

[B]

Okay, so, hey, okay, now here's where I'm agreeing. In the middle. I really do think we're only 14%. But hold on, wait, wait, let me get off.

[A]

Fred Hampton right now.

[B]

I do believe that black African Americans really are the 14. And I think with the Hispanics, that's what took us up.

[A]

No, we would never be so black.

[B]

No, no, no, that's.

[A]

Hispanic is never considered.

[B]

I know. I hear what you're saying. I'm saying in order to get to that number where you're like, there's no way we're this. I think we really are. However, I don't count that in my mind when I meet black Dominicans. They are not.

[A]

Yeah, but I'm not talking about. So when I even say Caribbean, I take out the Hispanic speaking countries. I'm talking about adding Jamaica, Haiti, Barbados.

[B]

Yeah, I think if you added other people in.

[A]

Yeah, but I'm talking about Trinis. Like, I'm talking about that Caribbean culture.

[B]

Not Latinas, but the Latinas, that 30%, I think at least 10 of them motherfuckers is black. So now that makes 24%.

[A]

But that's why you lean back into African American. It's different.

[B]

No, no, no, no, no. Wait, wait, wait.

[A]

I'm like, bruh, literally. Hold on. So I brought up the 13% to my boyfriend. And he was like, that number. We've been hearing it a long time. I hear this and I said, no, I know, shut up. But we have. So then I look it up and I'm like, bitch, not chat. Saying 14. So we. But we just get into this. You shut the fuck up.

[B]

I need to save the dog. Okay. Over here.

[A]

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[B]

Oh, wait, wait, wait. How we get that? Okay, we listen to each other. So basically I'm just like, holy shit, the politics, bro. But here's a real good we listen and we judge for you. We all got this.

[A]

Look at her. Just felt my outline. I'm glad that we could save this time no, go ahead.

[B]

It's a good one.

[A]

Go ahead.

[B]

Because I know we've all experienced this, and I want everybody.

[A]

Is this a person I want to judge?

[B]

I don't even know if you know this person. It's someone that's a friend, but not a friend. They're just. They're just there. Okay. And I genuinely mean this. I want every single person in this room to talk about a time that they've experienced this. It's this back right in the backhand. And they don't think they're doing it, but they can't even hand themselves. It's just this little bit of hate. So the day of my engagement, when the video went up, got a text from someone I talked to every few months. Let me read it. Hold on.

[A]

Uh.

[B]

Oh. I didn't reply yet.

[A]

Not the actual verbatim.

[B]

Even though it's been a while.

[A]

You're not even gonna summarize it? Ho. You said let me. All right, all right. Well, look at you.

[B]

Look at you.

[A]

Antagonize.

[B]

Congrats on your engagement. Over the moon for you two. You look fucking sexy as fuck. What an amazing video.

[A]

Lol.

[B]

If I could just say one thing. The duo ring, I hope it lasts forever. I feel like you picked a style. Or maybe he picked. It would make sense if the guy picked haha. But picking a style that's not necessarily timeless. I know he spent a grip on that thing.

[A]

Lol.

[B]

Love ya. What are you.

[A]

Nah, that's that. You ain't tripping.

[B]

That's that. Yeah, that's that. That's that.

[A]

Very distasteful. Yeah. Because when I talked about a bitch's engagement ring, I did it in a group chat with other bitches. Does this bitch have a ring?

[B]

What do you think?

[A]

So let's be very clear. That's why I kept it in the chat with other bitches. You can't talk shit about a bitch's ring without a ring.

[B]

That's like, not publicly.

[A]

That's rules. Not. Not to the person. That's vague. You can't say. He.

[B]

Oh, I couldn't believe that.

[A]

That's a good rule, bro.

[B]

Can I be all honest with y'?

[A]

All? It was so.

[B]

So in that process, it's tacky. I literally. We were looking in normal rings and I was like, I hate it, I

[A]

hate it, I hate it, hate it, hate it.

[B]

And it got to the point where I was like, skyler Marche. Shout out to her. I don't know her, but she posted her ring. And that really gave me Inspo. I even went to the store in LA where they create that they have to melt down. It was like weird thick gold wrapped around a square. Like I had to look for something weird. And for me in particular, I just felt like as a non traditional person, I was like, am I really gonna look good?

[A]

A regular?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie. I'm surprised you still wear rings on that hand. Like, when I saw you still put rings on that hand, like it's. It should actually be the only ring on your finger. I.

[B]

No, no, no, no, it was. And now I'm like, well, it's been a few weeks, I'm chilling.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[B]

But I agree with you. Once I had it, I was like, okay, it feels weird to wear other stuff, but.

[A]

Cause like, bitch, technically I can't say

[B]

I'm, you know, I'm happy, you know, I'm excited.

[A]

Talk shit about this. Why would you talk about.

[B]

I also have to be honest. I think this ring is lovely. I've never seen it before. I've never, like, saw someone that had the duo diamond. I think it's fire. And my nigga double rocked me up. Get the fuck out of here. Okay, so, boom, there's that. And then here's a little debate for us.

[A]

Uh oh, what we debating?

[B]

So I shared this tea with my man.

[A]

Uh. Oh, you think I'mma disagree? That's why you said we going to debate.

[B]

Oh, no, no, no. We can, we can all talk about it. But wait, do you have any. Did you have any double backhanded moments? Someone, anyone in the room that could think of like, someone saying, congrats, but

[A]

oh, I love your hair.

[B]

I can't believe you did that again. Anything? Oh, I got this into nyu. This girl was like, congratulations. Like, but can your parents afford it? Oh

[A]

yeah, I had like, they had just called me like I was in

[B]

class, like in school, and like we were going to celebrate something else.

[A]

I had just got the call and we was all riding to get margaritas.

[B]

And she was like, congratulations, can your parents even afford it?

[A]

And I got a full ride, so they didn't know.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Oh no, that's crazy. I ain't gonna hold you.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Now I ain't gonna hold you. That's kind of crazy.

[B]

You know what's crazy? Because assuming you're 18, when you get accepted into NYU, I feel like you can't even. You gotta sit with that later. Well, how many years ago did that happen?

[A]

No, I cancel you for My master's. I was like, 21.

[B]

Oh, you're master?

[A]

Yeah. I caught it instantly. And I was like, what you trying to say? And then she was like, I didn't

[B]

mean it like that. But you did. Of course. But you did.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And that's unforgettable.

[A]

I mean, for me, stop being friends.

[B]

Like, that day.

[A]

I was professionally, though, too. I mean.

[B]

Ooh, professionally, bitch.

[A]

I think there's been a lot of backhanded compliments, especially, like, when I was at EY or Goldman. Like, people assuming I was a diversity hire, which made me feel like I was at one point. I mean, for me, not that it's a backhanded compliment. I will say more people than not have attached me buzzing my cut to cancer. Like, did you do it? Because you're like, I'm not gonna lie.

[B]

I ain't gonna lie. My man asked me that.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie.

[B]

Mandy looks good with the hair. Did she do it? Cause of.

[A]

Did she do it for me? It's weird. Like, first off, dealing with a friend with cancer is already an emotional thing.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

And so for me, like, and I will say, shout out. Somebody in the YouTube comments did say that they are battling also breast cancer right now.

[B]

Oh, and your hair makes them feel

[A]

seen, and my hair makes them feel seen. But, like, bro, I'm not gonna lie, if you see me out. Yes. I'm talking about my friend with cancer. Babe. The bleach just did my hair out. Okay. Mind you, I just. The bleach just bleached. Okay.

[B]

That's not a bad candy hair.

[A]

And I had to cut it off. I had to buzz it all off to grow back. And then I got so many compliments on it. I said, I like it, but I like being blonde. So I said, I know. I buzz it off for the bleach. And now I just put bleach on it every week.

[B]

I told you.

[A]

But, like, especially if it was my

[B]

best friend going through a hard time, I take that hard time and make myself look like a hero.

[A]

You can just say you like the cut without also now trying to say that, like, I cut my hair for cancer because also, I think of how many women. And I've been seeing even more black women, especially shout out that work for Delta. They be at the little gate agents, and they be like, what's up, twin? And you know what I mean? But, like, for me, that's just already such a. It's a touchy subject. So, like, even if a woman cut her hair off for anything it could be alopecia if it's cancer.

[B]

Crystal still got hair, though. Yeah.

[A]

Cause she did radiation, but I don't know how much longer. Cause she's on a chemo pill.

[B]

No, I'm saying normally, doesn't someone cut it for.

[A]

Well, no, they don't cut.

[B]

Oh. Cause I thought people do the buzz when you cut.

[A]

When you go through chemo, your hair falls out.

[B]

Right, right, right.

[A]

You have no choice. Like your eyebrows, everything falls out. And she's been able to grow it back since then. But now with stage four, she's on something that's like a chemo pill, which she knows that after a year or so, it'll start shedding again.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So she's already like, I think I should just cut my hair. And I said, bitch, oh, no, we cannot be twins. You better wear them curls for as long as you can. Look. Me telling my friend with cancer, bitch, keep your hair. Don't join me so. Cause if we gonna look like bobsy twins.

[B]

No, no, no, you can't do it.

[A]

No. So here I am telling my friend with cancer she can't cut her hair. I said, bitch, you gotta keep the curls as long as you can. But to me, it's not backhanded. To me, it's just very insensitive. Like, thinking. Especially if you know what I'm dealing with, don't ask me if I did this for her, like. Cause I don't wanna be out crying all the time explaining what my friend is dealing with.

[B]

Oh, my God. I had this conversation with Lex. I hope this isn't too personal to share. But I told her, Andrea. And I think I brought up my dad. Cause she said. They said, how did you he do it? And you know, his intention was to do it around my dad. And I was like, fuck, I don't wanna talk about this with y'. All. Because I don't wanna bring up a sore spot. Cause my dad's older and you both lost a parent. And Alexa's like, bitch, they be like, motherfuckers be bringing that shit up.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And she said they had a show once and it just. Someone just blurted it out.

[A]

And people don't like it because people are weird.

[B]

No, But I'll tell you what it is.

[A]

No, bro. Why would you bring that up?

[B]

I'm gonna tell you something. I'm thinking about when Mandy and I were doing meet and greets on our tour a few years ago. A lot of people brought up Crystal to youo Bro.

[A]

They made me cry. But I'm not gonna lie.

[B]

But it's like this connection they feel.

[A]

I understand, and I get it. Because between the cancer and the weight loss surgery, those are my connections to a lot of people.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

And I appreciate that. But I'm also, like, when we're doing meet and greet and they're telling me I'm also a friend dealing with a friend going through cancer, like that is acceptable. Bitch, we at the clerk. I'm at McK. Don't, don't. Don't rub my head. First off, they asked to rub it.

[B]

Now you say yes. That's crazy.

[A]

No, no, no, bro.

[B]

You say yes. She's just not.

[A]

Yeah, I gotta do. I let. Depending on how fine they are, the niggas be wanting to rub my head. It's really weird. So to me, if we out, we drinking, it's a good time. You done already asked to rub my head. And you know my best friend dealing with cancer, like, why would you bring it up there and ask me if I did this in.

[B]

I really don't think it's. Even though you hate it, I'm gonna just tell you why I hate what

[A]

people bring it up. Break it up, bro. That is appropriate.

[B]

Most people never have the balls to cut their hair, bro.

[A]

I know.

[B]

So the fact that it's a not

[A]

like I grew up with niggas. When I first started to want to chop my hair, I went short, I would say, for the very first time. I used to get designs in my head when I was like, 19, 20. And I remember men specifically at this time. Again, I've only dated black men. They would tell me if I cut my hair, they wouldn't talk to me anymore. Like, as even a biracial woman who had just hair, they questioned why I would put weave in my hair. They hated that. And so as I've gotten older and went shorter and shorter.

[B]

I get that too.

[A]

I have had men tell me how, like, short hair on women is unattractive. It's masculine. Like, I'm not gonna want to fuck anymore. I had men tell me they wasn't gonna want to me when I lost weight. Like, I've had women. Men attach certain things to me.

[B]

I actually think hair is everyone's.

[A]

But I think hair and weight, those are two very big.

[B]

Because hair. I think when women have shorter hair, wear their natural hair or shorter hair, they don't feel as womanly.

[A]

And so for me, I felt that for me, with my weight loss. I also used to wear half wigs a lot. The big. You know, when I used to have the big curly hair. And what's crazy is, I remember wanting big hair because I felt like it made me look smaller when I was a big girl.

[B]

So for me, I'm not gonna hold you.

[A]

There's an attachment.

[B]

It does, but there's not you.

[A]

But there's an attachment now to, like, me being able to just feel like I could show my full face. I feel my skin is the best it's ever been. Which, by the way, if you're listening in your 20s and you're battling, it's because you're poor and eat terribly. Because. Oh, yeah, that's all it is. Because skincare products are expensive.

[B]

But I'm not gonna lie. Like, Keke Palmer talked about her skin.

[A]

She looks so good with short hair.

[B]

Oh, no, no.

[A]

I was gonna say skin, because skin, too. He got bread, and she's really healthy.

[B]

And I always.

[A]

She said the baby helped her. She said the baby helped, but the baby ain't helped me, bitch. So I'm not speaking from that experience.

[B]

I really was when Keke said that, and I was like, hold on, bruh. I remember when that happened. She's like, this cleared me up. And I'm like, I know for a fact Kiki also doesn't eat gluten. Super fucking healthy, right? And was also back then. And I'm like, I know you had access to all the best doctors, and now we got to get pregnant.

[A]

No, girl, no. I'm saying that's why we don't. She fucked up, but I didn't have to get pregnant, friends. So let me tell my goddamn part of the story.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

I ain't speaking for the pregnant bitches.

[B]

No. Cause you're saying it's money. I don't think you.

[A]

But I do think it's money. I do think it's. And with the weight loss surgery, there's just so much foods I can't eat. I don't eat sweets. I don't eat greasy foods. I don't drink soda. I don't like sweets at all. I'm a savory bitch.

[B]

Mandy's holding a Big Gulp, by the way.

[A]

First off, this is just a cup.

[B]

What's in it?

[A]

And it's holding cut water and coconut water.

[B]

Healthy.

[A]

So kind of healthy. This is kind of a healthy shit.

[B]

This is like when I do a Molly, and I'm like, no, no, no. I'm drinking water all night. I'm not.

[A]

That is not the same, bro.

[B]

Yes, it is.

[A]

You are not comparing cut water to Molly. Like, what? What?

[B]

It Killed Kevin Samuels. Red Webull.

[A]

No. Pussy killed Kevin Samuels. Why was that.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

No. Wasn't it pussy?

[B]

Bad drinks.

[A]

No, he talked so much shit about pussy, Pussy came back for revenge.

[B]

No, he talks so much shit about people's health.

[A]

Yeah, he had a. He had energy drinks is what gave him a heart.

[B]

And he really was sitting. Calling fat women, take care of yourself. The cholesterol, it's crazy because he really actually looked like a very fit, healthy, handsome man. I don't agree with anything said, but that's the crazy part.

[A]

You be saying some wild shit.

[B]

Why did I say that was so crazy?

[A]

I just want to say it's wild. Get her in the comments. What? I just want to share the.

[B]

Call me a six.

[A]

Sure. Oh, no, no. Let's be very clear. Let's be very clear. The way. The way the people want to talk about our. Looks like we ain't who we is. Obviously.

[B]

I'm not gonna lie.

[A]

That's another thing. Oh, I didn't say it on this pot, so let me say it, too. You wanna know what a backhanded compliment is?

[B]

Go.

[A]

From our fans. Hey, bitches.

[B]

Mandy, baby. Mandy. I'm the Patreon runner.

[A]

I might have said this on Patreon, but I wanna bring it to the main feed.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

So I was outside next to a tall tenderoni N. Oh, girl. Oh.

[B]

What?

[A]

I gotta say it because, bro, our fans are haters, too. And we love y'. All. But some of y'. All. What is it? Mad bitches link up. Y' all be mad. We living the life you want, baby. That's what it is. You mad you ain't stepped into your true form. So let me tell you, when I'm out with a nigga and I leave from that nigga's side, whether I'm going to the bathroom or to talk to another nigga or because me and my homegirl want to do a lap. If you see me outside with a man that you won't. Cause you find him attractive. Ooh, baby. All you gotta do is shoot your shot. But what you don't gotta do is walk up to the man and put dirt on my name and let that nigga know that I'm into Pagan. Or let that nigga know that my nickname is Peg, the Stallion. That happened, Babe. Walk at Ruth's picnic, Nigga, no. I'm outside at Lynnea's party. And mind you, this a nigga that I've known for about 15 years. It's not.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

And you laughing, bro. This isn't funny and you laughing.

[B]

I didn't laugh like this yesterday, mind you. It's because you said dirt on my name.

[A]

You put dirt on my name. Because to me, you going up to say that to get this nigga to, like, not be interested in sex. So hold on, mind you. This nigga don't listen to the pod. He see I lost weight. He said I look like a different bitch. He known me for a long motherfucking time. He don't know you paid your stomach. He's, like, proud of me, right? But we go to a party together and we buy each other. I'm with my homegirl, though, so. Nigga, I'm not with you. And I'm fine, mind you. All the bitches looking at this nigga. He's six' eleven, attractive man.

[B]

Six' eleven?

[A]

Yeah. Big nigga. You know, I'm finna always be with a big nigga. So we're. So we walk in, but we're friends. I go to walk around. Cause I know other n at the party. I'm with my homegirl. I done hooked her up with a little. A little tenderoni assist.

[B]

I'm doing.

[A]

I'm at the bar, drinks is free. I'm like, hey, hey, baby. AI in the building. I'm like, oh, shit. I'm party one. You know, I feel like, oh, I come back, this nigga lets me know. And this is how I know. They fans. They said, you know, who you with, right? And almost, like, start questioning him as to, like, if he's a nigga. I pegged he was like. It was so weird because they came up to me to, like, tell me what you do in the bedroom. Mind you, he didn't know, you know,

[B]

what they look like.

[A]

That's hate. No, and mind you, he didn't know this about me. He was one of the bitches that linked up.

[B]

These are bitches that linked up.

[A]

I don't know, but they're a fan because they listen to the podcast. They know I'm Paige and Stallion. Right, right, right. You know what I mean? He doesn't know this about me. We've never done that before. He don't listen to my podcast. That's bad. He just know I got a podcast.

[B]

You hunched up with him.

[A]

What?

[B]

That's the nigga you woke up with?

[A]

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. It was another nigga. It was another nigga. That's a friend. That's just a friend of mine. You know what I mean? Y' all could have had him. I don't want Him. All you had to do was be like, I think you're a lovely gentleman. Are you with that lady? He would have said no. And y' all could have talked. And when we walked up, we could have all drank the free drinks together.

[B]

You know what? Also, we should all point out, does it ever work out?

[A]

You saying you didn't think. You saying that you didn't think, Nigga, yes, they do this.

[B]

I didn't think.

[A]

That's crazy to me that it's, like, evil, right? That's. It's evil, you evil bitches.

[B]

That's evil.

[A]

Don't be listening to this podcast as an evil bitch. Take your ass over to one of the podcasts. We are community over here. Uh, And I don't need you hating on me. Come on, Pimpsy. When I'm out on the motherfucking outside just trying to live on Big Dog. Shut the fuck up.

[B]

Okay, So I was gonna say, it never works out for the bitch that has to call a nigga to be like, she did xyz. You know how I know, bro?

[A]

He made about.

[B]

I'm talking to you. Every bitch. Every bitch that called my nigga when

[A]

we first started dating.

[B]

The ex. The ex. The bitch he was fucking with, he

[A]

was fucking with me.

[B]

All the bitch he was talking to,

[A]

oh, my God, she's a sexy as a whore.

[B]

It really did not work out well for you. It doesn't work. And you know what? Nice shot. I'll stop talking about it. But I'm just saying, like, it doesn't work.

[A]

It's just tacky. Like, y' all don't have to go up to a nigga and try to throw something.

[B]

Let me tell you, little sly shit you can do. Because my nigga did tell me once he showed me, I think he was telling me about a girl, and I was like, that girl that be wearing neon all the time. Okay, she got a pretty face, but the neon is crazy. He literally told me a year later, Like, I was so mad when you said that shit. He's like, I hated her clothes, too. But the fact that you brought the clothes up got me even mad. Cause now I know you see what I see, and now I know the clothes real bad. Little bitch, you want to take a little, Take a little dun dun. But for you to try to bring this information and think you're going to be with.

[A]

You didn't do that.

[B]

Like, no one cares.

[A]

Do you know who you with? You with Pet the Stallion, you little hating ass bitch. That shit pissed me off. Do you know who you're with, mind you. He's like. He's like, you be pegging. He had no clue. And he was like, you think I give a fuck? He was like.

[B]

He literally said.

[A]

It was like. It was like, man, they asked me if I was gonna tell them. I bend over and you pegged me. I don't know. Like, I don't understand why they were telling me that information. And I said, you know what? Cause they're hating ass bitches. Well, I'm mad that we have hating ass bitches in the whore hide.

[B]

I actually.

[A]

And when I see who you are. But you will be exiled. Ooh. Ooh. That's the only word I can think of.

[B]

That's a good word.

[A]

You're gonna throw it. Anyways, we about to get out this motherfucker. Thank y' all so much for tuning in. If you haven't yet, our book, no Holds Barred, is now available for paperback, which is a lot more affordable than the hardcover. And in this economy, every dollar counts. So head on over, get your goddamn book. It's available wherever you get books from.

[B]

They just about to get it on Kindle.

[A]

Now, listen, and if you want to listen to sex. Damn, did we talk about sex at all here? Nope. If you want to hear sex.

[B]

No, we just talk shit.

[A]

Head on over to Horrible decisions. That's right. Patreon.com horribledecisions you can get us talking about pussies and dicks and sucking it from the back. Anyways, thank y' all so much for listening to another episode of Decisions. Decision. You had a baco Sad ho. This is an Iheart podcast. Guaranteed human.