The Pee Pee Girls

Summary

Podcast Summary: "The Pee Pee Girls"

Decisions, Decisions — The Black Effect Podcast Network & iHeartPodcasts
Episode Date: February 2, 2026
Hosts: Mandii B and WeezyWTF

Episode Overview

In this candid and highly entertaining episode of "Decisions, Decisions," Mandii B and WeezyWTF unpack the realities of dating, relationships, and sexual boundaries – with a heavy dose of unfiltered humor. The hosts discuss societal expectations around relationships, personal evolution in dating standards, and the nuances of “dating up” or “dating down.” True to form, the conversation also journeys into taboo kinks (including watersports), the mythos around partner attractiveness, and self-acceptance in love and sex. This episode is a no-holds-barred, laugh-out-loud guide to unlearning “shoulds” and embracing authenticity—no matter how messy it might get.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Dating “Types” and Modern Relationship Realities

• Choosing Partners with Open Eyes:
  Mandii and Weezy riff on the pitfalls of dating men based on potential or social clout rather than realistic compatibility.
  Key advice: “Why are you dating someone who is still going through a divorce with four kids and an unstable job?... The reality is, the girls that the guys are really dating aren’t the guys that everyone wants... They’re the more regular guys.” – Mandii B (00:39, 44:33)
• Weezy’s List of '10 Guys to Date Before Finding The One' (36:07):
  1. The hot guy
  2. The cool/trendy guy
  3. The ambitious guy
  4. The nerdy/smart guy
  5. The guy who’s had a crush on you forever
  6. The partier
  7. The ‘perfect on paper’ guy
  8. The musician/rapper
  9. The older man
  10. The “one” who’s a balance of all
  • Mandii: “Them the worst types. Them the ones that make you end up on motherfucking Lifetime movies.” (37:35)
  • Weezy: “You have to know how to move with that person... But really you gotta know how to move with yourself.” (42:33)

2. The 'Atmosphere' of Dating: Are Attractive Partners Social Currency?

• Carlos Miller Clip Discussion (10:53):
  • Miller claims that men are judged by the attractiveness of their partners in business/social settings: “You can get a lot more opportunities as a man from other men if they know that you're a guy that brings around a nice atmosphere…”
  • Weezy: “That is so Atlanta. Gross.” (11:34)
  • Mandii challenges the logic: “The idea that a man would think you're a bad decision maker because of the look of your partner, I think is false... Men will sit here and still cosign an abuser.” (12:00)
• Double Standards & Hypocrisy:
  • Rich, influential men often marry safe/“average” partners and cheat with “baddies.”
  • Weezy: “I actually think a lot of rich men have ugly wives.” (15:20)

3. Celebrating (and Roasting) ‘Taboo’ Kinks: Urine Play and “The Pee Pee Girls”

• My Strange Addiction Segment (22:13):
  • The hosts react to a reality show clip featuring people consuming urine, mocking the pseudo-science and questioning authenticity:
    “This is clearly a kink.” – Weezy (22:33)
    “If they die, I'm not going to be mad. I'm not going to be sad and I'm not going to say they deserve it, but bitch…” – Mandii (24:00)
• Personal Kink Confessions:
  • Mandii and Weezy playfully brand themselves "The Pee Pee Girls" after recounting various (consensual) pee-related sexual escapades, then roast each other for their history:
    • “You said...your pissy ass fucked up the hotel room… That was one time in the last three years. You had multiple pee stories!” – Eden & Mandii (26:43–26:49)
    • Weezy: “You was pee peeing. I remember… That was New Year 2024. We are literally in 2026... That was one year ago!” (27:07–27:18)
  • Social stigma, double standards, and “Nastiness thresholds” for sexual adventure are all joyfully debated.

4. Authenticity Versus Societal Milestones

• Choosing Happy, Not Just Conventional:
  • Mandii shares her preference for independence, resisting relationship milestones like cohabitation and marriage:
    “I want to create memories and be happy with anyone that's in my life… I don't want to live with nobody. No, never.” (53:24, 54:36)
• Self-Knowledge and Setting Boundaries:
  • The importance of knowing what you want, rather than subscribing blindly to ‘rules of dating,’ is a theme throughout.
  • Weezy: “There is advice that I really think I could give to people that are in the mix... but a lot of times, I put way too much effort into a thing that was already dead.” (50:44)

5. Relational Self-Awareness & Navigating Dating ‘Advice’

• Mandii’s 'Gum Analogy':
  • Eden: “You chew them up and then...you spit them out.”
  • Mandii: “Did you just call me a man eater?” (51:43)
• Coaching, Therapy & Growth:
  • “Dating advice does work. Dating coaching can work. A lot of people really don't understand how to navigate.” – Weezy (48:57)
  • “I think there's so many people that don't know themselves...there’s really no blueprint. You can't tell nobody how to do things.” – Mandii (48:24)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Mandii on Settling:
  “Why are you dating a guy who’s 23 years old and may be overseas next year when you want somebody serious?” (00:39, 43:32)
• Weezy, summarizing dating successful men:
  “Our dinner always consisted of someone else popping in...it never feels like privacy.” (40:41)
• On taboos:
  “You said a lot... but she's done it a lot. First of all, pee pee, girl.” – Eden & Weezy (26:29–26:37)
• Mandii on non-traditional relationships:
  “I want a healthy, loving relationship with someone that I could live life with, that I could create memories with… I don't want to be around someone who steals my peace.” (53:57)
• On advice and self-worth:
  “They're really not dealing with the super hot guy...They're dealing with somebody just...they gave them enough attention to make them feel wanted.” – Mandii (45:54)
• On boundaries and honest self-assessment:
  “You have to know how to move with that person...but really you gotta know how to move with yourself.” – Weezy (42:33)
• Roasting each other (the “Gum” moment):
  “You chew them up and then you spit them out...Sometimes you like new flavors.” – Eden on Mandii (51:38–51:55)

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Important Timestamps

• 00:39: Mandii rails against unrealistic dating choices.
• 10:53: Discussion of Carlos Miller clip — social value of attractive partners.
• 22:13: “My Strange Addiction” segment on urine consumption; pivots to the hosts' own pee-related sexual confessions.
• 36:07: Weezy introduces “10 Men You Should Date Before 'The One'.”
• 42:33: Strategies for dating the “hot” or “in-demand” guy; boundaries and self-awareness stressed.
• 50:44: Weezy reflects on dating lessons and knowing when to walk away.
• 53:24–54:36: Mandii articulates her ideal relationship structure (happiness, autonomy, no cohabitation).
• 54:48: Weezy and Mandy share honest perspectives on relationship needs and fulfillment.

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Episode Tone and Language

• Authentic, raw, and unapologetically candid: Just as raucous and explicit as their brand promises.
• Self-deprecating and playful: The “pee” stories serve as both comic relief and a lens for exploring shame/taboo.
• Empowering: Consistently encourages listeners to set individual standards, reflect, and avoid societal pressure.

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Takeaways

“The Pee Pee Girls” is a quintessential episode, mixing insights on self-worth and relationships with the honest, hilarious messiness that makes Mandii B and WeezyWTF so relatable. Listeners leave with permission to define “happy” relationships on their own terms and reassurance that every dating “fail” is a stepping stone, not a life sentence.

Transcript

[Mandy B]

This is an iHeart podcast, guaranteed human.

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[Mandy B]

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[Mandy B]

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[Weezy]

One tip I would give for dating an athlete or a rapper is just.

[Mandy B]

Know you go share them, of course, but don't know that. Why are you dating someone who is still going through a divorce with four kids and an unstable job? Why are you dating a guy who has two kids under two and sells weed bags? Why are you dating a guy who's 23 years old and may be overseas next year when you want somebody serious? Like for me, the reality is the girls that the guys are really dating aren't the guys that everyone wants, aren't the hot guys, aren't the super rich guys. Decision, Decisions. Welcome, everybody. Too much to another episode of Decisions, Decisions. I'm your girl, Mandy B, AKA Peg the Stallion, AKA Full Court Pumps, AKA Mandy Le Pew, AKA that bitch.

[Weezy]

Hi. And I'm Weezy outta here.

[Mandy B]

What?

[Weezy]

What?

[Mandy B]

Wheezy, Isn't it Wheezy.

[Weezy]

Ana Weezy out of here like the drop.

[Eden]

Oh, that's the drop, ain't it?

[Mandy B]

Yeah. Oh, okay. I see you doing a little something, a little switch up for the 2026.

[Weezy]

You know what? It was this shit. I was working at a trap this morning and obviously there's trap music. We really don't have a lot of white people. You're absolutely welcome, by the way. I ran into a girl at another gym who told me she never went, who's a whorehive member because she felt like she was invading a space. I said, oh, honey, please, I want your money, Please.

[Mandy B]

Gosh, capitalism, I do. Okay, so basically, should have told her it's preparations. Come in. Come and support a black business.

[Weezy]

No, I was really mad. I was like, girl, at this point, I'll give you free class because you bring, you better bring your white ass.

[Mandy B]

Period.

[Weezy]

Okay, so I'm in the class and the guy, his name's Terry, was working us out. He starts playing some song and then he's like, wheezy, out of here. Aight, da, da, da, da. Walking out of the class. There's only one white girl now in there. And I'm talking to the regulars and she hears someone say, goodbye, wheezy. And she says to me, shut up. I'M like, what? She's like, I hear that all the time. Never knew it was a woman.

[Mandy B]

Oh, wow. Because she thought you were a little weight.

[Weezy]

I don't know no. Weezy out of here is the producer. He beat up Drake. Shit.

[Mandy B]

Yes.

[Weezy]

Yeah. I was like, huh? She's like, weezy out of here.

[Mandy B]

Oh, my God.

[Weezy]

Isn't it you?

[Mandy B]

That's funny.

[Weezy]

And you know what? I said yes.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, it is. It is me. Bitch sure did. That's crazy.

[Weezy]

And I don't know when she gonna find out. It's not, but sorry to you, ma'. Am.

[Mandy B]

That is crazy.

[Weezy]

I do want to give a shout out. I've been. I did a challenge, and it was like a few whore hive members. Basically, this challenge, we did a trap. If you worked out 25 times in 30 days, you get $300. So I was telling, you know, like, my team, like, ain't nobody finna do this, bitch. It was a little too many.

[Mandy B]

That is hilarious. First off, you should have did, like, the 75 hard. 75 is harder than 25, bitch. I know.

[Weezy]

25 in 30 days. That's working out. 25 days? Yes, in 30 days. That's a lot.

[Mandy B]

I'm telling you, I could do it. Oh, bitch, can you give me that bet? I'll take your money now.

[Weezy]

Hold on. I could do that. Do you remember I did it with the whore hobby one?

[Mandy B]

Wait, wait, no. Do I get that option? Can I work out for 25 days out of 30 and you give me because I $500?

[Weezy]

You gotta give me the 500 too, though.

[Mandy B]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Weezy]

Both of us.

[Mandy B]

Wait, no. Cause then that cancels it out. Bitch, I'm telling you, I wanna do that challenge you gave to the people. I'm not betting you bitch. You fucking own a gym. You need to give me the challenge because I'm a regular person.

[Weezy]

I have to get something too anyway.

[Mandy B]

Okay, wait, wait, wait. At one point, you can't do it. 30 out of 30 and run it through an airport and don't count.

[Weezy]

Can I do 29 out of 30?

[Mandy B]

Why the fuck you want no, bitch?

[Weezy]

Because what if I need a cross?

[Mandy B]

You're not in Thailand. This is not a border system. Bitch, I said 30 out of 30. You got to work out. Sex and airport travel does not count as a workout.

[Weezy]

If I can't get to the gym, can I do at home workout?

[Mandy B]

I need to see it.

[Weezy]

Oh, this we have to verify from pictures.

[Mandy B]

I need to see it. You just posing in a little labubu. Whatever no, no, no.

[Weezy]

Real shit. After the workout, like, you'll see the boo boo. Damn, that's hard, bruh.

[Mandy B]

Oh, that's Lulu.

[Weezy]

You know why it's hard, Lulu? For example, when I take that 7am flight out of LA and land at JFK at like 4. Then you get home by 6. Who the fuck going to the gym?

[Mandy B]

I don't care about all that. That's what I'm saying. I don't care about all that.

[Weezy]

How much do I get?

[Mandy B]

Good job.

[Weezy]

Nah, I ain't gonna hold you right. When we got to day 13, I was like, well, we gotta hold on now. We gotta cancel some classes. Hold on. These bitches is. Dog.

[Mandy B]

Them girls was in that motherfucker. Okay? Now what's crazy is. Cause you know, I had sets or whatever recently.

[Weezy]

Calories.

[Mandy B]

Do you know that? I got on top and I had to tell him. I said, oh, I think I like you. Cause I don't get on top. And I was like. I was feeling the workout, but in my mind, I couldn't even enjoy riding because I was like, this nigga don't even know I don't get on top. I ain't been on top in years. Like, years, bro. And I said, damn, this kind of is special.

[Weezy]

Getting on top is some work, bitch. How did you do it? Did you lean the body forward? Did you get on the feet? No, no, no. The balls of your feet. You was on your knees on top.

[Mandy B]

I got knees.

[Weezy]

That's a good one.

[Mandy B]

Which was crazy. Cause I was like, I ain't know my hips open that wide. I said, even my hips are working.

[Weezy]

But you be twerking on the ground.

[Mandy B]

I be doing what?

[Weezy]

If you twerk, bitch, I can't dance.

[Mandy B]

Stop.

[Weezy]

But you still shake your ass.

[Mandy B]

I can shake my ass, but that's not twerking.

[Weezy]

For real? For real. But that's fucking to me, when I'm on top of a nigga, if my pussy feel the same as it do when I'm shaking it. No, no, no.

[Mandy B]

Like, I got on top, I was like this. And I was like this. You got up like this, like this.

[Weezy]

That's what I be doing.

[Mandy B]

I was like this.

[Weezy]

Wait, my big ass penny showing. Look.

[Mandy B]

Wait. On my head. I was like this. That's hella.

[Weezy]

Ooh, the penny line is not good.

[Mandy B]

Wait, I have penny lines.

[Weezy]

Let me pull it in.

[Mandy B]

I got penny lines too. Okay, hold on. Let me make sure these titties in.

[Weezy]

I literally in my little booty.

[Mandy B]

And I like, uh, you about to show them co this is the YouTube. It's no coochie ass. Sit your motherfucking ass on down. God damn it.

[Weezy]

I thought you were trying to sell a show here.

[Mandy B]

Apparently, we are.

[Weezy]

Apparently.

[Mandy B]

They're like, these bitches must be out, babe.

[Weezy]

Hold on.

[Mandy B]

They gonna be like, these hoes been at this shit almost 10 years. They like, we about to start selling these.

[Weezy]

Matter of fact, you know what, temp? Let me get the minute mark. Cause I feel like there was a little too much pussy out.

[Mandy B]

No, no, no. I ain't gonna hold you. I saw your uterus.

[Weezy]

For real.

[Mandy B]

Did we get a whole Experience explicit sign over that coochie?

[Weezy]

Hold on, let me show you through the footage.

[Mandy B]

Uh, a lip fell out. Bitch, I saw the lip. I got Ross on you having Calvin Kleinz under this dress, bitch. You're a fucking stud, you butch bitch.

[Eden]

Oh, my God.

[Weezy]

First of all, Haircut, do we have to.

[Mandy B]

Wait, wait, wait. Do we have to meet? Do we have to bleep that?

[Eden]

You guys would have to tell me.

[Weezy]

More than anything, just get my pussy out the frame. Okay? Cause I really feel like someone could zoom in and see the little clip.

[Eden]

Edit the lips out. Got it.

[Weezy]

Yeah. You know what I talked about in.

[Mandy B]

The car over here? Trying to keep the areolas in.

[Weezy]

When I got out the car today, my man said, yo, cover your titties up. And I'm like, huh? And he's like, how much of your nipples have Eden and Dave had to cut out?

[Eden]

A lot.

[Weezy]

I was like, I know a lot.

[Mandy B]

Really?

[Weezy]

At one point, I remember we were recording. I don't know how many years ago it was, but Eddy was doing this, and I thought he was scratching. He was telling me, bitch, cover the tenant.

[Mandy B]

I ain't gonna hold you. We had a sex pot, I think at one point, I thought they were bird calls. I thought she was like, I'm finna find me a nigga. As a podcaster, I'm a show to you.

[Eden]

Oh, you thought that was on purpose?

[Mandy B]

A little areola.

[Eden]

Wow.

[Weezy]

I mean, I think it was at one point, bruh. But now that I'm reformed, I look back and I'm like, that was a slip.

[Mandy B]

You're what, girl? We was just at the studio, and you couldn't find a bitch that you fucked because you had all these other bitches. Then you realized you didn't even have a picture of her. You had a picture of her pussy.

[Eden]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[Mandy B]

Is that not crazy? You remember that last night?

[Eden]

I do remember.

[Mandy B]

Like, ooh, let me show you A picture of this bitch. Oh, only have a picture of her pussy. That's crazy.

[Weezy]

Amanda.

[Mandy B]

The government is crazy. The government is insane.

[Eden]

She's perplexed.

[Weezy]

First of all, I'm going to be a mother soon. And once my kid can speak English. We got to go back.

[Mandy B]

Once your kid can speak English, what's that, baby? What other languages can't speak?

[Weezy]

I'm just saying, no talk. At one point they do Goo Goo.

[Eden]

Gaga and then they say, but once.

[Weezy]

The baby gets advanced. Yeah, I might gotta be like, hold on.

[Mandy B]

When it gets the update, your baby gonna hear everything. It's on the Internet.

[Weezy]

But you know what I was thinking too, by the time my kid is of like school age where they get made fun of, everyone else's mom did porn, so I'll be fine.

[Eden]

I don't know if everybody else's mom.

[Mandy B]

Did porn, but everybody else's mom in.

[Weezy]

LA or New York, like your mom is like someone did something.

[Mandy B]

Or your mom blessed that she laid by a rapper while he slept.

[Weezy]

Yikes.

[Mandy B]

That's another thing, bruh. These niggas be embarrassing.

[Weezy]

I know.

[Mandy B]

Oh my God.

[Weezy]

We gonna talk about a different type of niggas today.

[Mandy B]

Wait, what's the, what's the topic today?

[Weezy]

Oh, I literally have a full.

[Mandy B]

Wait, we have an outline with you. Whoa, ladies and gentlemen, I don't know who I'm sitting by and it's not.

[Weezy]

The outline of my draws.

[Mandy B]

What we talking about today?

[Weezy]

Okay, so I really. The Turks and Caicos combo, it just fill in, it still comes around. So I was like, you know what? We need to talk about how to date different type of niggas.

[Mandy B]

No. Why? I. I like niggas that look like they could be cousins. I like him either way it goes. I like the same type, okay? And it's not working for me. I came around to where now. Now it's working.

[Weezy]

Now I want to play two different reactionaries if we have time today. But I saw this one and I thought it was really fucked up. But there's also possibility that it's true. This is a clip.

[Mandy B]

This is a reactionary. We get right into the mix.

[Weezy]

Uh huh.

[Mandy B]

Right into the shit.

[Weezy]

So this is a clip from. It's called the Giving Podcast, but it's Carlos Miller and he's making a comment.

[Mandy B]

Oh, he was with Sarah. Yes, I want to have her on the pod.

[Weezy]

Yeah, Here is the. Oh, look, it's from Traphous TV's TikTok, not mine.

[Carlos Miller]

People treat you different when your ladies aren't attractive.

[Mandy B]

They treat you different.

[Carlos Miller]

They treat you.

[Winter Olympics Announcer]

Yeah, they treat the men different.

[Carlos Miller]

They judge you based off your lady. You say you're in a business setting, right? You bring her around, they're gonna look at you like you don't make good decisions.

[Weezy]

What if she's smart?

[Mandy B]

She's.

[Carlos Miller]

Men don't do a lot of business with men who are like who? That's your thing. Like, you have four fives and sixes around. You can get a lot more opportunities as a man from other men if they know that you're a guy that brings around a nice atmosphere when you're around. Like, are you the guy that all the women like? Yeah, he's gonna get some opportunities based off that.

[Weezy]

That is so Atlanta.

[Eden]

Gross.

[Mandy B]

Okay.

[Weezy]

Gross. That is so fucking Atlanta to me. So I have thoughts, but I do have a bunch of thoughts too, because I have thoughts. If you remember an episode we recorded recently where I told my homegirl when I saw her man's ex wife and I said, whoa.

[Mandy B]

So.

[Weezy]

But she wasn't average. She was actually like, here's, here's.

[Mandy B]

And I love Carlos. I love Carlos. Down. Here's the thing about this same.

[Weezy]

I think they're.

[Mandy B]

Here's the thing about this, right? The idea that a man would think that you are a bad decision maker because of the look of your partner, I think is false. Because, hear me out. You could marry and be with someone who society may not deem attractive, but if you bring around the hoes or the attractive women, then you're accepted. However, your decision making isn't there. Because at the same time, these men are seeing that you're cheating on your partner, that you're stepping out of your marriage, that you're being disloyal. But as long as you have fine side bitches, your decision making makes sense. Because now that you have attractive bitches, like, to me, the look of the partner that you choose to be with, I don't think is true. I don't think that they look at you completely. Agree, bad decisions. Because if you could sit here and be cool with a person that, you know cheats on their partner or steps out, and a lot of men condone that behavior, a lot of men will sit here and still co sign an abuser. And on all these other decision making, I don't think that a man standing next to a unattractive woman is viewed the way that Carla.

[Weezy]

I had a conversation once with Andrew Schultz, maybe 20, 20. One time we had lunch together. I remember where we were and there was a conversation about someone that he used to hang out with. And I will never forget him saying this because it let me know. Men actually do clock bullshit. He basically was like. He just. He was talking about this dude and he was like, I'm not about to be out in my green room doing things where you're inviting women that you just met. Like, absolutely not. We have wives and long term girlfriends. You're not going to be bringing some girl around that just popped up to see your friend's show. I don't like that. I don't condone it. Don't have it around me. And he really was standing on the fact that he felt. Not to bring up tacky, but like, kind of like how the fuck you have all of us looking when you just met some bitch on ig, like on Instagram and you're like, having her around us and having all this access, like, that's fucking nuts. I really do believe wealthy men, men of stature, unless you're having fucking meetings with cheetahs or some shit. You know what I'm saying? Like, why would they be wanting you to bring fun times around? What?

[Mandy B]

Well, and I don't think what Carlos was saying even had much to do about fun times.

[Weezy]

But no, he said if you gonna bring the party around. He did say that. Oh, he said if you the guy.

[Mandy B]

That'S gonna bring around, like, the ugly girls.

[Weezy]

No, like hoes. Like, he said something along the lines of, like, who?

[Carlos Miller]

That's your thing. Like, you have four, fives and sixes around. Oh, you get a lot more opportunities as a man from other men if they know that you're a guy that brings around a nice atmosphere when you're around.

[Weezy]

That's what I'm saying. So you're gonna get opportunities because you bring around some hoes. Are you kidding me?

[Eden]

Yeah. It ain't about the attractiveness at this point. It's about what the woman is doing.

[Weezy]

It's just so crazy to me that, like, we're placing this much value in.

[Mandy B]

Wait, are you about to say value on looks?

[Weezy]

No, no, no, no, no.

[Mandy B]

Okay, okay. Because I'm about to call you up. No, don't play.

[Weezy]

Hell no. I actually think a lot of rich men have ugly wives.

[Mandy B]

But they do.

[Weezy]

They do. But I was going to say this much value on you being a nigga that fucks hoes. Like, yeah, like, I think that it's kind of ridiculous. And quite honestly, I do think that the higher up you go as far as up the ladder, boss niggas, they not about to be seen with no. Fucking raggedy hoes all the motherfucking time. That shit is private.

[Mandy B]

But. But to be fair, going against what Carlos said, I do feel like men would like men of money, stature, power. They get with ugly women. They cheat with the baddies, but they marry the just safe girls all the time.

[Weezy]

All the time.

[Mandy B]

All the time.

[Weezy]

And I have one or two men that we both know that I'm like, who? I don't wanna be rude.

[Mandy B]

We could bleep it out. I like the bleeps we gotta bleep out in 2026. Who say it. And they got ugly wives.

[Weezy]

No. Cause I don't want you to say it.

[Mandy B]

Who?

[Eden]

Just hold on.

[Mandy B]

Just say it. Oh, I know who you're saying.

[Weezy]

Who?

[Mandy B]

You know what's crazy?

[Eden]

Just.

[Mandy B]

Just. I would have to be very drunk. I would consider. Cause I wanna fuck him.

[Eden]

Oh, my God.

[Weezy]

No, no, no. Wrong one.

[Mandy B]

No, no, no. I think we're saying the same one.

[Weezy]

Tell me yours. Check your text. Hold on. I texted you and Ed and I feel so mad.

[Mandy B]

Hold on.

[Weezy]

No, no, no.

[Mandy B]

Cause there is a. Ah, yes. I'm not gonna lie. She's a sweet woman. She's sweetie. She's so cute. Cutie. She's sweet, so I feel like sweetie. Because she's so sweet.

[Weezy]

Man, that's.

[Mandy B]

No, no, no. With enough Don Julio, I would have.

[Eden]

A T. That is.

[Mandy B]

I would be hurt with enough. What?

[Eden]

Enough liquor for me to do.

[Mandy B]

I actually do want to fuck him.

[Weezy]

Hold on. Who was the one you gonna say no?

[Mandy B]

That's who. That's who. I wanna fuck him.

[Weezy]

Mandy. I feel so bad.

[Mandy B]

I know, me too. Because I really like her.

[Eden]

You saying that you need enough tequila for the bundle?

[Mandy B]

Because I know it's a bundle package.

[Weezy]

No, I feel like it's so obvious that you might have to delete the fact that.

[Mandy B]

Oh, wait, are you texting Eden?

[Weezy]

Yeah.

[Mandy B]

Don't text Eden. Don't tell him. Don't bring him in on it.

[Eden]

I already know.

[Weezy]

I didn't.

[Eden]

We in the group chat.

[Mandy B]

Oh, that was to the group chat.

[Weezy]

Yeah.

[Eden]

I don't care.

[Weezy]

Okay, so let me tell you why I bring that up.

[Mandy B]

Oh, I can't say it now. You don't say no more.

[Weezy]

Okay, so I saw the wife out at a party once, and I was with my homegirl and she's like, how you know her? You work with her? And I was like, no, that's Blah blah Blah's wife. And she was like, really? And I was like, not saying anything. She goes, they must have been together For a while.

[Eden]

Oh, my God.

[Weezy]

And I was like, are you kidding me? But I think.

[Mandy B]

Okay, okay.

[Weezy]

Let's talk about it. Let's go. Wait, wait. Let me ask you a question.

[Mandy B]

Wait, wait.

[Weezy]

Now, hold on.

[Eden]

So does that mean that you wouldn't conduct any type of business with him?

[Weezy]

Absolutely not.

[Eden]

Exactly. That's it.

[Weezy]

I think that's. No, wait. I think it's ridiculous. Yeah. Also, I think it's stupid, but.

[Mandy B]

But it's also like, she's dope.

[Weezy]

Hold on. You know who got a baddie wife? Who? Charlamagne.

[Mandy B]

Oh, yeah.

[Weezy]

Dude, I ain't just saying that because he cut.

[Mandy B]

Because he cut the chick I like. Jess.

[Weezy]

We can say her name.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, he says her name all the time.

[Weezy]

I remember. And I say it all the time. For a wife to be hidden. And then you see that.

[Mandy B]

And you know why? You know why I said her name? Cause I be like. When people bring up jets, I be like, bitch, now you don't. I'm talking about Charlamagne's wife. Oh, okay, okay, okay.

[Weezy]

Oh, my God, man.

[Mandy B]

Don't be like, bitch, stop. The other jets.

[Weezy]

No, but, like, you would think when n hide something, I just always kind of thought, you can't have it all. So, like, you can't have money.

[Mandy B]

Oh, no.

[Weezy]

But now I realize, God is fair. Charlamagne don't have that.

[Mandy B]

I'm not gonna lie in my mind to like. To, like, have the lust off of him. In my mind, he got a little dick.

[Weezy]

What?

[Mandy B]

That's what. So are we talking about Charlamagne still?

[Weezy]

No.

[Eden]

She has bad things.

[Weezy]

In my mind.

[Mandy B]

When I lust after a man that I know is forbidden, after a while I have to convince myself it's whack. You ain't missing out on nothing bad.

[Weezy]

The fact that you said you got to get drunk. And you know what's fucked up? He seemed like a good nigga, too.

[Mandy B]

Like, you know how we used to talk about, like. Like, when we see couples and one ain't attractive and the other is. But you, like, you don't want to have to fuck them to go with the other one.

[Weezy]

Do you think people gonna know who he talking about?

[Mandy B]

No.

[Weezy]

Okay.

[Eden]

Not the way I'm holding up.

[Mandy B]

Cause I feel like there's a really popular one that we cool with. You saw him come to LA with me, and you were like, bitch, yes, you did. Cause you were like, why is he in the studio here and I won't fuck his wife to fuck him? But see, that's another one. See what I mean?

[Weezy]

Oh, oh.

[Mandy B]

Oh. Bitch. There's multiple. I can keep the list going.

[Weezy]

We've been together a long time. Uh huh.

[Mandy B]

But. But if that's his and then it's like. You don't wanna believe that's they type, by the way.

[Weezy]

I just wanna say.

[Mandy B]

What do you wanna say?

[Weezy]

We're not saying average, regular, cute. We talking.

[Mandy B]

Don't do that.

[Eden]

Stop. Sleep.

[Mandy B]

You're making it work.

[Eden]

Yeah, yeah. You're making it way worse.

[Weezy]

Sleep.

[Eden]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're big and bad.

[Mandy B]

Now you're being disrespected. Fuck it.

[Weezy]

No.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, because I said I was.

[Eden]

Well yeah, but you also said with a whole fucking bottle of Don Julio.

[Mandy B]

Half the bottle.

[Eden]

Half the bottle.

[Weezy]

Wait, if my vision's blurred, I hit. I'm sure she's a clean woman.

[Mandy B]

Oh God. Oh my God.

[Weezy]

Hell no.

[Mandy B]

Let me go follow another thousand wives.

[Weezy]

Is it right to hell we're going or what do you think?

[Mandy B]

You said? What?

[Weezy]

Straight to hell Are you going?

[Mandy B]

Straight to hell.

[Eden]

Oh yeah.

[Mandy B]

Gasoline draws with them Calvin Klein on.

[Eden]

No, stop.

[Mandy B]

Yes. How old are them draws? Do they even sell them Calvin Klein draws any.

[Weezy]

I get new packs.

[Mandy B]

I didn't know that. Oh, not you new pack of draw.

[Eden]

Yeah.

[Mandy B]

Okay. It's like a. You are so masculine.

[Weezy]

Sorry.

[Mandy B]

I buy my Calvin Kleins once a week I think.

[Weezy]

Or the Girl.

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[Mandy B]

Lipsy for sensational.

[Winter Olympics Announcer]

The opening ceremony of the winter Olympics.

[Mandy B]

Three different finding this sport.

[Winter Olympics Announcer]

Friday at 8 Eastern, 7 Central on NBC. And Peacock.

[Mandy B]

Okay, what's the next topic?

[Weezy]

Okay, so the next one is Kinky Cor.

[Mandy B]

Kinky Cor. We don't have the gavel because I didn't order it.

[Weezy]

From Mandy does have the blonde plaque so I'm going to play a little bit of it. But you know that my Strange Addiction type show.

[Mandy B]

The what?

[Weezy]

My strange Addiction.

[Mandy B]

No, we don't. Is it a TLC show?

[Weezy]

Have you never seen a clip?

[Mandy B]

We don't watch the same television.

[Weezy]

It's the same show where the dude be falling in love with a car. Someone eats cotton balls.

[Eden]

Yeah, I've seen it.

[Weezy]

Yeah, it's like clips from there. I never watched it but this one is on there and I thought. I'm sorry. The way they acted like it was health benefits. This is clearly a kink.

[Mandy B]

Okay, let's see. My name is Nick. Cheers.

[Weezy]

My name is Aubrey and we are.

[Mandy B]

Addicted to drinking our urine. And I have not drank water for years.

[Weezy]

Now each day I'm consuming about a half gallon of fresh urine. Smells like buttery popcorn. Never in a million years would I think that I would have a son.

[Mandy B]

That would be drinking his own urine right now. We're about to take a pee shower.

[Weezy]

It almost feels like a drug. Nick, come on.

[Mandy B]

I gotta wash down the burger with something. I'm disgusted. I'm disgusted.

[Eden]

Was that his father that said yes?

[Mandy B]

I don't know.

[Eden]

I just wanted to make clear.

[Weezy]

Now, did you know this real white silent enthusiast?

[Mandy B]

I eat natural things that come from nature. I sleep on the ground, I surf, jump off high things into water.

[Weezy]

I don't use any makeup unless it's a very special occasion. And I am very minimal with the materials I wear in my body and what I consume.

[Mandy B]

And we are addicted to drinking our urine. So they drink it says Nick and.

[Weezy]

Aubrey both drink 200 gallons of urine each year.

[Eden]

Yeah. So this is actually just even like scientifically bad for you because drinking peas is as bad as it could get you dehydrated kidney damage, it could give you an infection since urine is more of like a waste product that the body's trying to eliminate. Like, this could actually mess you up.

[Mandy B]

You know the strange thing, you know what's crazy? Like I don't be wishing death on people, but like, if they die, I'm not going to be mad. Like, I'm not going to be sad and I'm not going to say they deserve it, but bitch. This is technically the first thing I.

[Weezy]

Thought when Edin said it was bad. Yeah, my father is uses a catheter two years ago, was the sickest he ever got. They literally thought my dad was going to die because something went wrong with the catheter. So what happens when it can't come out is the urine goes back into your body. Oh, and so it gave him that toxic drug.

[Eden]

Yeah.

[Weezy]

And he was in the icu. It was awful. And literally I remember having a conversation with the doctor and I was like, this is so crazy. Like when I was a kid, I remember they used to say cures for my eczema would be urine. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Was like old wives tale shit. He's like, I don't know why people think urine is so helpful to the body. Whatever jellyfish thing fled the Internet.

[Eden]

Real either.

[Weezy]

He's like, it became a myth, ruined it. He's like, because it is so harmful for you, it is literally your own fucking waste. And y' all are sitting here trying to tell us you sleep on the ground and don't wear makeup.

[Mandy B]

You know what's crazy? I actually now. Now that we just learned the science behind it, I think that they're actors. I think that there's writers that come up with the most crazy thing, and they say, hey, let's go find some. Like, people want to be actors, girl. There was a strike. Niggas need money. I think they're acting. I don't think that this is real. I don't believe it.

[Eden]

Now, the biggest thing about that jellyfish thing is that urine is not. Urine is not sterile.

[Mandy B]

There was a strike. You said the biggest thing is what?

[Eden]

Urine isn't sterile. Like, there's bacteria in urine.

[Mandy B]

That's what I'm saying. These niggas like, I'm thirsty. I gotta wash down my burger with some urine. It just sounds so fucking gross. That's bull.

[Weezy]

She. You know, I'm just thinking about how they smell. And they take urine showers at that bitch, bro.

[Mandy B]

You would smell them. Like, the way, like, when you get on the train and you see a nigga with a cart and you know. You know his situation, and they smell like, yuck. That's probably what they smell like, Mandy, what they do, you know, they situation.

[Weezy]

That's crazy.

[Mandy B]

They are. They are. What is it? Unhoused?

[Weezy]

Okay, let's go into poetry.

[Mandy B]

Wait a second. We're leaving this topic.

[Eden]

I just want. I just want to, like, really quick try to understand where this could have, like, started to, like, how do you.

[Weezy]

They was peeing on each other, by the way.

[Mandy B]

Wait, you keep doing a lot of pee shit.

[Weezy]

No, don't.

[Mandy B]

It ain't never getting. Yes, you do, bitch. We don't. Don't. Ooh, y', all. She coming in 2026, forgetting she done told all this.

[Weezy]

No, I've done pee. You said a lot.

[Eden]

A lot is not a lot word, but she's done it a lot.

[Weezy]

A few times, nigga. A few times. First of all, pee pee, girl.

[Mandy B]

Pee pee, girl.

[Weezy]

You just told a whole pee pee story.

[Mandy B]

That.

[Weezy]

But Thanksgiving and your pissy ass fucked up the hotel room.

[Eden]

You said, oh, my God. You did just say that.

[Mandy B]

That was one time in the last three years. You had multiple pee stories.

[Weezy]

One time in the last three years, buddy.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, I had to think about it. I had a nigga that wanted to pee peed. Okay, so you want to talk about.

[Weezy]

Pee, bitch, bring up a pee story. In the end, when the last time I got pee peed on you was pee Peeing. I remember.

[Mandy B]

You pee peed. He peeped on you.

[Eden]

Yeah, And I think. I think he was like, wasn't you on?

[Weezy]

That was new year 2024. We are literally in 2026.

[Eden]

That was 22 years ago.

[Mandy B]

That.

[Weezy]

No, it was.

[Eden]

Felt like yesterday.

[Weezy]

The Mexico Strip, literally. That was when I was in Tulum.

[Mandy B]

That was one year ago.

[Eden]

And there was, like, barely any water.

[Mandy B]

If it was New Year's of 2024, which is January of 2026, we only went one year. One year. That's not how you do the Math.

[Weezy]

New Year's, 2024. You right. Cause last New Year's he was at home. Then the New Year's before, but he.

[Mandy B]

Peed on you then, too.

[Eden]

That wasn't the last time you got peed on, though.

[Mandy B]

I don't wanna talk about this.

[Weezy]

Oh, I. No, it wasn't.

[Mandy B]

You put it on the outline. So you're judging people for drinking pee. But wait, did it ever go in your mouth? Like, what did the pee that went in your mouth taste like?

[Weezy]

Actually, no, it didn't. You know what he said afterwards? He was like, you know what? When I was peeing, I saw you was really holding your mouth tight.

[Mandy B]

That's crazy.

[Weezy]

Cause I thought you loved me.

[Eden]

Oh, yeah? Did you see you.

[Mandy B]

Matter of fact, wait.

[Weezy]

We listen and we judge. You see how we judging each other? But we the Pee Pee Girls.

[Eden]

Wait, no, Y' all are the Pee Pee Pee Girls.

[Mandy B]

We the Pee Pee Girls is crazy.

[Weezy]

We the people.

[Mandy B]

We the Pee Pee Girls.

[Weezy]

Me and this.

[Mandy B]

Wait, wait a second.

[Weezy]

Wait a second.

[Mandy B]

Wait a minute. Hold on, hold on. So in 2026, you not gonna get pissed on or pee on somebody?

[Weezy]

Of course.

[Mandy B]

You literally came in here, like, multiple times. Do you not remember? Multiple times she came in here with a gallon of water preparing her bladder to pee on her nigga.

[Eden]

I thought you had, like.

[Mandy B]

I feel like, for health reasons.

[Weezy]

I was on a fitness journey, bitch.

[Mandy B]

No, you're. No, you literally said, it's the fill this bladder so I could pee on my man later.

[Weezy]

Maybe it was a joke.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, that's a joke.

[Eden]

I think two things could be true.

[Weezy]

But also, when you was judging me and I was judging you, I had.

[Mandy B]

To talk about why was you judging pee.

[Weezy]

But you was judging me by pee. But you just got peed on. But let me tell you, me and my nigga went to the birthday party. This girl that's always been a prospect. We always, like, make out with her and have fun, but never fucked. So we're at her Birthday party. I don't know why it never happened. Just. It just hasn't.

[Mandy B]

Y' all gonna get mono out here kissing.

[Weezy]

But let me tell you how I really. We know it ain't gonna happen.

[Mandy B]

Now what happened?

[Weezy]

So we're at her birthday party, and she starts telling us about this wild night she had with her homegirl and her homegirl's man. She's like, oh, my God, Y' all over there. I'm, like, feeling so awkward. My friend brought her boyfriend, and the last time I saw them, we all. I was like, oh, why is it awkward? And she was like, honestly, it's. I think it's just. Cause he was, like, standing over us and, like, peeing on us and shit. Bitch.

[Mandy B]

Wait, wait, wait. He peed on both of them?

[Weezy]

And my.

[Mandy B]

You and your girl ain't even been able to fuck her yet. He turned around and looked at me.

[Weezy]

And said, I know. I was like, why?

[Mandy B]

I don't know what it was. Y' all are hypocrites about.

[Weezy]

I know.

[Mandy B]

Y' all are hypocrites.

[Weezy]

He's like, I just can't believe. She was like, I don't know.

[Mandy B]

He just got pissed on. He was like.

[Weezy]

It just felt crazy. And I'm like, right? But if we also.

[Mandy B]

You just jealous, then your nigga ain't get to piss on her and you together. Not y' all being mad.

[Weezy]

You know what it was, Mandy, like.

[Mandy B]

How dare you let someone else.

[Weezy]

It was a little too floozy of a. Bringing up the pee. You know what?

[Mandy B]

Like, she was probably trying to see how nasty y' all are. She wanted to see it. She heard you on the show.

[Weezy]

I think it was the way she told the story. Oh, my God. My friend's over there. Her and her boyfriend pissed on me. Like, what?

[Mandy B]

Wait, her and her boyfriend pissed on her?

[Weezy]

They were standing over both of them. And then the girlfriend stood over her and peed, too.

[Mandy B]

Oh, she took two different pisses.

[Weezy]

That's what I'm saying.

[Mandy B]

Oh, yeah. No, that's nasty.

[Weezy]

Thank you.

[Mandy B]

That's nasty, bro. Uh, because now you mixing two different people pisses on you.

[Eden]

Why is that the final line?

[Mandy B]

You let a couple piss on you. Why is that the final thing? You know what's fine? No, I'm judging.

[Weezy]

We got in the car.

[Mandy B]

I thought you said we on the way home.

[Weezy]

30 minute drive, 20 minutes in. He's like, dog, I cannot believe. Like, when you think, like, imagine if we kissed her right after that. She in the shade, pissy ass. Okay, let me. Let's go to hoetry because it's been a while. Okay, this one I didn't actually pick and I actually. This is kind of tough.

[Mandy B]

This is tough.

[Weezy]

But you know the song My talk game is fire, Dasani. It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me the way I spit, ooh, I don't need.

[Mandy B]

Ad libs I felt sexual.

[Weezy]

And now you're trying to sign me Your honor, I'm a freak Handcuffs, leashes, switch my wig make him feel like he cheating put him on his knees, give him something to believe in Never lost a fight but I'm looking for a beating in the food chain I'm the one.

[Mandy B]

To eat you this sound like some make thee stallion. It's give or make thee stallion.

[Weezy]

If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder. Big D stand for big demeanor.

[Mandy B]

This makes the sign, right?

[Weezy]

I can make it bust before I ever meet you now make it pop.

[Mandy B]

Wait, that's really.

[Eden]

That's what Ass?

[Mandy B]

That's W. Yeah. We never make it to the last verse.

[Weezy]

I.

[Eden]

No, that's like in the very beginning, this one.

[Weezy]

Oh, that was the beginning.

[Eden]

Well, it's like after Cardi's verse. Yeah.

[Mandy B]

Oh, wow.

[Weezy]

I ain't gonna lie. That was hard.

[Eden]

No.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, but it's okay.

[Weezy]

The other one he got is mad easy, but I'm gonna skip the beginning.

[Eden]

But you know what it is, is cadence. Cadence makes it like.

[Mandy B]

But. But if she's saying Cardi's verse, where I'mma park that big Mac truck, of.

[Eden]

Course, but that's easy.

[Mandy B]

Like I would have known.

[Eden]

I didn't. I wasn't going to send that.

[Mandy B]

Okay, where's it?

[Weezy]

Well, I have my inhaler. Okay, this one is very easy, but let me see. Damn it, I didn't.

[Mandy B]

What?

[Weezy]

10, 10, 10, 20 on your titties, bitch.

[Mandy B]

Oh, 10 10. Oh, I know this one.

[Weezy]

A hundred deep. VIP, no guest list. You don't know who you fucking with. Got my other bitch fucking with my other bitch.

[Mandy B]

Why do you whisper when you do this?

[Weezy]

I like it like fucking all night, nigga. We ain't celibate. Make sound too dope. I ain't selling it bar fresher than a motherfucking peppermint gold lettermans last king killing shit. Got your grandmama. I did. Girl, you know what it is? Uh huh.

[Eden]

What is it?

[Weezy]

Back city bitch.

[Mandy B]

I know.

[Eden]

Oh, okay.

[Mandy B]

So why you ain't saying it's one of the bitch.

[Eden]

But you see but you did the.

[Weezy]

Rhythm this time, so that's the point, Mandy.

[Mandy B]

I know. Well, I couldn't catch the beat because you did. It was a little difficult.

[Weezy]

God, you can never get it.

[Mandy B]

Rack City. That's Tyga.

[Eden]

Yeah.

[Weezy]

Ooh, I hope I found my healer.

[Mandy B]

I think my friend produced that.

[Weezy]

Oh, really?

[Mandy B]

Sunny Digital.

[Weezy]

I think my friend produced that. Don't do that.

[Mandy B]

Don't do that, bitch.

[Weezy]

My friend Questlove.

[Mandy B]

No, literally, that's what you.

[Weezy]

You know what's crazy? When I was thinking back, I'm like, damn. Cause I'll bring up my friend Gabby or my friend Andre, and I'm like, now I sound like.

[Mandy B]

No, you do sound like you a name dropping ass bitch. This one time, me and Andrew Schultz had lunch at. I'm just saying.

[Weezy]

Cut that out. But I feel sometimes it's relative to the story. Okay.

[Eden]

I mean, it was. Yeah.

[Mandy B]

Was it? Yeah, it was.

[Weezy]

I actually, like, if it's like, something that won't expose somebody.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, fuck it.

[Weezy]

Have all.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, we're gonna be name dropping ass bitches.

[Weezy]

Love Andrew. Sorry, is that a name drop?

[Mandy B]

Not on this platform.

[Eden]

Y' all have literally.

[Mandy B]

Hey, yeah. Our audience is gonna be like, this bitch. Fuck you. Alt right wheezy for 2026.

[Weezy]

I'm saying. Okay, so I want to get into this particularly because the Turks and Caicos conversation got me. Really? I was saying to you on that.

[Mandy B]

First episode, you keep doing the Turks and Caicos.

[Eden]

Turks and Caicos.

[Weezy]

No, the Turks and Caicos conversation.

[Mandy B]

Oh. Oh. But she was also saying the Turks and Caicos.

[Weezy]

No, I wasn't.

[Mandy B]

Like I say, the YouTube.

[Weezy]

First of all, I've been there, and it wasn't off Drake. I had my own money. I had 300.

[Mandy B]

Oh, that. You ain't going. Drake's 380 bucks anytime I see you.

[Weezy]

But that whole.

[Mandy B]

Like that. Where Drake at? Yeah, that bitch out there with Dre.

[Weezy]

But that convo when we were having it at the top of the year, I was like, she's not dating that type of guy. You could do that with XYZ type of guy. And then it got me thinking, let's go into the.

[Mandy B]

Why you want me to date someone.

[Weezy]

Different type of men?

[Mandy B]

I don't want to. And you like my type. Y' all ain't hear it. But on the Patreon Weezy out here in the likes of my niggas, again.

[Weezy]

One N. Cause he had locs.

[Eden]

So one is enough.

[Mandy B]

I told her to take the like back, but I said, go. Unlike that picture, right?

[Weezy]

I really Felt like if I did it, it was phony. To unlike it.

[Mandy B]

Just unlike it. He not gonna know that you unliked his picture, girl.

[Weezy]

Hold on. Okay, top 10 before you have to date these men before finding the one.

[Mandy B]

Wait, wait, wait. This is. What's the list? Reintroduce this.

[Weezy]

10 guys women should date before finding the one. And I believe that we could go through tips once we go through this list. On this hype of men, 10 guys.

[Mandy B]

A woman should date before she finds the one.

[Weezy]

Let's go number one, the hot guy.

[Mandy B]

Okay, we all didn't hear that.

[Weezy]

This is the guy that is super attractive. Everybody wants to fuck him. It's an ego boost that he's even fucking with you.

[Mandy B]

Oh, got that.

[Weezy]

Two. The cool guy. The motherfucker knows every fucking type of new music. He's so, like getting into exclusive clubs. He knows what's on trend. He's. He might be a sneaker head. He might be super into like home design. Whatever it is. He's just super cool and trendy.

[Mandy B]

Okay, three.

[Weezy]

The ambitious guy. Okay, your mom normally loves this one. He's probably working at an investment bank and then also has a side business. He's into academics. On track to get a PhD or already has one. That guy.

[Mandy B]

Four.

[Weezy]

The superstar.

[Mandy B]

You know, it's crazy, those first three, I think I've all had. I've had it. One, so keep going.

[Weezy]

The four. The number four is the super smart, nerdy guy. The motherfucker that's read every single book. He knows everything about the latest film and will deep dive it. Kind of boring, but he's the smartest person. Always. 5. The guy that's always had a crush on you. This guy.

[Mandy B]

Hell no.

[Weezy]

Has wanted to fuck you for years now. He's obsessed with you. You're lukewarm to it, but you give them a shot. You give them a shot. Hell no.

[Mandy B]

Them the worst types. Them the ones that make you end up on motherfucking Lifetime movies.

[Weezy]

Number six. This is old BAE the partier. You met this guy at a party.

[Mandy B]

Yeah. You could date these type of niggas.

[Weezy]

You ran into him at two other parties this month. When you started dating, you realized it wasn't fate because you're only running into him because he goes to every single party. Number seven is the perfect on paper guy. You don't really have a connection with him, but there are so many good things about this person that it teaches you what you actually may want in someone else. Okay, number eight. In this article, it says the guy in a Band for us is the rapper nigga. This guy seems really cool. He's got access in every place. Everybody thinks he's dope. His primary job is being a musician. There's probably songs about other women. There's other women on his line, but you're secretly excited to just get this off your checklist. Nine, the older guy.

[Mandy B]

At this point, nine is the older guy. Ten gotta be the younger guy.

[Weezy]

It's not the older guy that knows everything, teaches you things, knows a good restaurant, very smart, on a different page, but a little too old. And number 10 is finally, when you meet the one. And the one will normally arrive once you've gotten to have enough experience knowing.

[Mandy B]

This, once you fed up and want to settle, and not once you want.

[Weezy]

To settle, once you explore. They said men love to explore in their 30s and they want to settle down right around 36. The one normally arrives who's smart, handsome, warm, honest, has enough of a balance of all of these men, including the partier, including the smart guy, including the guy that's really into you. We tend to turn, you know, turn away at the men that are interested in us. And I think as you get older, you're like, you know what? This is doing all the right things. And it becomes less of like an it.

[Mandy B]

Well, no, they become more manipulative.

[Weezy]

Well, I thought we would give tips for dating the athlete, the rapper, the guy that every girl wants, and the good guy. Now, why? I think that a lot of women are sliding in the DMS of some of this men, these men, a lot of women are meeting them out somewhere at a party, and they don't necessarily know how to go about things. For example, one tip I would give for dating an athlete or a rapper.

[Mandy B]

Is just know you gonna share them, of course. But bitches don't know that.

[Weezy]

I think, you know how, like, you want to play the game a little bit and say maybe like, oh, well, I want him to hit me up at this time and be ready for this and be ready for that.

[Mandy B]

Sound like your friend. Them type of bitches don't need to be dating.

[Weezy]

No, I think a lot of bitches are like that. If he doesn't hit me up at a certain time. What I will tell you from dating athletes and rappers, when them niggas is in town, you may be going to dinner with other people.

[Mandy B]

Oh, you gonna go to. You gonna go to dinner? It's gonna be five other bitches that all think they gonna suck his dick tonight.

[Weezy]

You make it going with a bunch of naked Stuff.

[Mandy B]

Which one? Who he want to suck his dick at the end of the night.

[Weezy]

I think the one thing I learned from dating just a few was that our dinner always consisted of someone else popping in.

[Mandy B]

Yep.

[Weezy]

Whether it be security, another friend on my homeboy, friend of fourth player. What the fuck? And it never feels like privacy.

[Mandy B]

And privacy only gonna happen in the bedroom. I don't really like that sometimes not even then they might invite some other bitches in the bedroom.

[Weezy]

We kind of let that go for the perks. That's just the truth.

[Mandy B]

Okay, so I'll be honest with you. The reason why our audience is a little older. I would rather give the 35 and up girlies you think they ain't trying to the list of men that they should no longer be dating if they're 35 and up.

[Weezy]

I don't know if I can necessarily agree to that though, because my homegirls have found love with dating.

[Mandy B]

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. To me, 35 and up. You should no longer be dating a drug dealer.

[Weezy]

Can I do my outline?

[Mandy B]

I just don't want to give advice to the girlies to go date athletes.

[Weezy]

That's not the only person on my.

[Mandy B]

List the hot guy.

[Weezy]

I think we should be giving tips to women that are dating a guy that every woman wants. If you don't want to, fine.

[Mandy B]

No, no, no, no.

[Weezy]

My friends are ranging from 34 to 45 and 100% they are dating men that other women want.

[Mandy B]

But see, I guess it's different because my friends are dating all people that I think they're wasting their time with.

[Weezy]

But that doesn't mean that we can't.

[Mandy B]

But at 35, I guess that's why I don't have the advice. I don't have women that are dating men that everyone want. I have friends that are literally moving in jailbirds. Like a nigga who's still claiming to.

[Weezy]

Be a rapper, for example. Right.

[Mandy B]

Like I have a friend who's almost 40 dating a 23 year old.

[Weezy]

But the case though, for, I would say for dating a hot guy, I actually do have really valuable advice. And it would be.

[Mandy B]

I want to hear it.

[Weezy]

It would be setting boundaries before all else. The, the reason that a lot of women end up getting hurt or getting in situationships is because they're with men that have a bunch of other women. And so to me, the best piece of advice I can give you if you end up with the hot guy or the guy that has a bunch of hoes is you have to know how to move with that person. And a lot of the how to move is how to move with yourself. Because we're trying to give niggas all these rules on how to treat us, but we're really just thinking.

[Mandy B]

I think I just call all the bitches dumb. Like, bitches just go into dating still, I think very delusional. So to me, especially if we're talking to a monogamous girl or a girl that wants to move towards the traditional way of living, it's not really gonna be the super hot guy that everyone wants that I think that she has.

[Weezy]

How are we suddenly talking to that girl? But a few episodes ago, you like these N gotta pay for everything.

[Mandy B]

I'm not saying they have to pay for everything. I'm saying that girls need to know what their standards are. I don't say that N. S need to pay for everything. I think I'm just saying words in my mouth.

[Weezy]

No, I'm just saying the reality. A lot of the advice you give are to men that these girls aren't dating. But I can tell you in every single town that guy lives.

[Mandy B]

No. And I don't talk for everybody. The way I move is not how every bitch moves. Which is why the girls that I would be talking to are the girls that are moving completely different than me. A lot of my friends are dating guys I wouldn't fucking. They couldn't sniff a fart out my ass. Like, the guys that my friends entertain are ones that I wouldn't look twice at or ones that I wouldn't consider dating. But it's what I see. Friends are dating. Like, why are you dating someone who is still going through a divorce with four kids and an unstable job? Why are you dating a guy who has two kids under two and sells weed bags? Why are you dating a guy who's 23 years old and may be overseas next year when you want somebody serious? Like, for me, the reality is the girls that the guys are really dating aren't the guys that everyone wants aren't the hot guys, aren't the super rich guys. They're the more regular guys. And these bitches still don't know how to move with them. Like, I think they're the regular guys.

[Weezy]

Are niggas that steal every bitch be wanting depending on what they do.

[Mandy B]

But that's what I'm saying. To me, everything a party promoter. That's the thing. I think so many women just want to be kept. Just want to have a man claim them. I think that we're still in that phase. It's weird because we're at that phase. We're also on the Internet. You have a large variety of women that are literally okay with being single, okay with not talking to men, but the world is telling them they're lonely, miserable bitches for being single and choosing themselves. But then you still have a very large portion of women that literally will just take what they can get. And oftentimes they're not really dating or fucking the guy that everyone wants, because that man is giving them very little bit of their time. They're fucking the guy that maybe doesn't want them, but they're like, okay, this guy I can manage. This guy I can get. I think a lot of women still are insecure in dating, and they're not dating or dealing with the very hot guy or the very rich guy or the very wealthy guy. They're dating the nigga that work at FedEx.

[Weezy]

But also on my list are the guy that's super into you, the good guy. Like, I don't know. I have to disagree on this. I really do believe no matter what city you live in, all of these type of men exist. Wherever you're at, you could be in a butt buck town, and there's still these type of guys.

[Mandy B]

What I'm saying is what a lot of the women are choosing now are just the men that give them the attention. And they're not the good guy. They're not the super hot guy. It's not the super rich guy. It's the guy that.

[Weezy]

Oh, I can tell you why it's not the good guy.

[Mandy B]

Because it's the guy that y' all.

[Weezy]

Basically told them all.

[Mandy B]

No, it's the guy that is giving them enough attention to make them feel desirable or worthy or. Yay. Somebody wants me, like, for the. This idea that, like, women are even. Like, again, even the standards. Like, your friend did it. But the majority of women. And when I say majority, I'm talking about my friends who talk about they friends, and they friends talk about they friends. What I'm seeing is like, they're really not dealing with the super hot guy or the super. They're dealing with somebody just. They gave them enough attention to make them feel wanted.

[Eden]

I'm here trying to find out which guy I am.

[Mandy B]

Ooh. But how do you.

[Weezy]

You might be the mixy guy.

[Eden]

I think I'm the bodygoer. I think you'd be the mixy guy.

[Weezy]

Yeah, I think you're the party guy. But then what's the. What's the. But obviously there's a way to date the partier guy, too.

[Mandy B]

I was gonna say you would be a guy. That. I'm not gonna lie. If I had a friend dating a guy like you, not even you, because I know you, but a guy like you, I would tell her to. That's not the one to take seriously. I get that he's in the club all the time. He DJs, he travels. He is in industry. So proximity, you're out late, you work during the day.

[Eden]

That's so interesting, though.

[Mandy B]

Like, so you're the guy, though, that if you gave somebody enough attention, even though you actually come with a lot of red flags, as long as you gave a woman enough attention, she'd be like, oh, I felt my boo.

[Eden]

Damn.

[Mandy B]

I can't just because DJing does not want attention, bro.

[Weezy]

What type of girl am I? I think I'm.

[Eden]

Well, that's why I was trying to wonder about y'. All. Like, which one? Like, I understand these were the categories about men, but it's like my girl.

[Mandy B]

Told me once, I think that's the thing, too.

[Weezy]

When she swiped up on my profile, she's like, you know what? You kind of look like. She's like, you don't post often, but when you do post, you're posting a trip or an accolade. And that kind of gives the girl that you would assume, like, is high maintenance. And I was like, yeah, I think I'm okay with that. I think I would only be high maintenance to the wrong person. But there was something that I spoke to Wolf about last night that just came to my mind. When you said, the girls aren't meeting the good guys, I don't think that's true. I think every woman has met a good guy that they've passed up. And he said that he had a friend of his that was a therapist and that she realized she was trying to give single women advice and that 70% of her clients would probably pass up her husband. And that's when she knew she couldn't say shit to people anymore. And I really believe, huh?

[Mandy B]

I just told my friend that I said the way that my friends are dating, the way I choose to date in 2026, I don't know what to tell the hoes. They gonna do what they wanna do, be with who they wanna be with, be unhappy, Be, like, everyone. That's the thing, too. When this idea of advice, there's really no blueprint. You really can't. You really can't tell nobody how to do things.

[Weezy]

You can't tell I don't know. I gotta disagree on that. I've had some good dating advice or else I wouldn't have been in therapy. Dating advice does work. Dating coaching can work. Like, a lot of people really don't understand how to navigate.

[Mandy B]

But that's what I'm saying for people who actually can apply it. I think there's so many people that don't know themselves. There's a lot of people who wanna get the blueprint on how to date without knowing who they are.

[Weezy]

I can only assume people listening to.

[Mandy B]

This pod are listening to oh no, they toxic, girl. We every Wednesday ygd. They out here with the mess bitch. Like my nigga here on a green card and he married. But I get to see him Thursday through Wednesday and we go on two trips a week.

[Weezy]

Some, yes, but at the end of the day people are apt enough to like put forward good advice. And I think that my only job I can do is as I learn and get better with dating is for example, I argued terribly. I want to do a whole episode on how to communicate with arguing. Like was really bad, was name calling, doing all kinds of shit. And that shit don't even come out my mouth no more. So it's like there is advice that I really think that I could give to people that are in the mix of their dating and because I really feel like I've dated every type of guy, I feel like I've had every type of relationship from non monogamous lesbian relationship to throuple to monogamous relationship to situationship.

[Mandy B]

Don't leave the white man out.

[Weezy]

What do you call that? Interracial relationship. All of them, bruh. Through all of this shit, I can look back and say every single one something I did wrong. And a lot of the times I would think if I had to do like a big bag of like, what was the main common problem? It was that I probably put way too much effort into a thing that was already dead. Like you ever look. And the whole how do you know when you stay too long? Shit, I will put some effort into a motherfucker that is showing me this ain't it. Because I'm one of those that are like, no, let's move this thing forward. Let's keep trying at it.

[Mandy B]

A lot of women do that.

[Weezy]

Not even because I'm like desperate more than I think that's what I have to do. Like moving forward and moving on to the next thing to be didn't seem like a reality. That would be my biggest piece of advice to Myself. Like, I'll let that motherfucker go quicker.

[Mandy B]

Like, so what's the difference? Why y' all said I'd be disposing of niggas?

[Eden]

No, you do be disposing of.

[Mandy B]

No, no, no, no, no. But Weezy said she wished she could dispose quicker. What's the difference with me just knowing when it's time to dispose a nigga?

[Eden]

This is a special case.

[Weezy]

You a special case?

[Eden]

Yes, you.

[Weezy]

You.

[Mandy B]

It's. You know, bro, I'm listening to her talk, and I'm like, so you wish you could be more like me? But it's a problem with how I.

[Eden]

For you, they're like a new pack of gum.

[Mandy B]

No, I do not treat n. S like a new pack of gum.

[Eden]

Like they're Trident.

[Mandy B]

Like, they're what?

[Eden]

Trident.

[Weezy]

Trident.

[Mandy B]

I feel like Trident. Why would you say Trident? This is not an orbit. You.

[Eden]

Did you just switch them up?

[Mandy B]

You think I dispose of like that? I be liking my. I kept them around for years. You, like, double back.

[Eden]

You chew them up and then, like, you spit them out.

[Mandy B]

Did you just eat it? A man eater?

[Eden]

Oh, I didn't think.

[Mandy B]

Wait a second. How I.

[Eden]

And sometimes you like new flavors.

[Mandy B]

You.

[Eden]

It's not a bad thing.

[Mandy B]

I have not given off that. That's.

[Weezy]

Do you think you get bored easily?

[Mandy B]

No, I think I just don't be caring.

[Weezy]

Okay, well, then that would make me think that you ain't really serious with you niggas.

[Mandy B]

I do. I like them. But caring about, like. I mean, I don't know. Do any of it now, hold on.

[Eden]

Come on.

[Mandy B]

I just be happy with myself. I be happy.

[Eden]

Like, sometimes you need a new flavor.

[Mandy B]

Okay. I think I'm work. I'm very selfish.

[Eden]

That's fine.

[Mandy B]

So, like, we talked about this at the top of last year. I need my alone time, my space. I don't really care if you fuck somebody else. Like, and I think that in having conversations with my partners, they don't like that it gives that I don't care. Because I guess, too, a lot of the ways we view relationships is the jealousy, the envy, the toxicity. And I don't be wanting to argue. I don't. You know what I mean?

[Eden]

I get it.

[Mandy B]

And so I be. Dude, I be liking my niggas.

[Eden]

You do you like them? For now.

[Mandy B]

I don't like both of y'. All. Both of y' all could suck my dick from the back. I don't like where this is going.

[Eden]

We're just assessing the situation.

[Mandy B]

You just said you wish you could dispose of niggas quicker because instead of like trailing on, how do you know you stayed too long for me? I don't believe in wasting my time. I don't believe in trying to make a square peg fit in a circle hole.

[Weezy]

What could be the best case scenario.

[Mandy B]

If it doesn't or what's like your long.

[Weezy]

When I say long term, it doesn't have to be life one year. What would be your long term goal for your own dating life?

[Mandy B]

To me, and I say this to my partners, I want to create memories and be happy with anyone that's in my life. So for, for a male that comes into my life, I want us to create. Should that not be a problem?

[Eden]

How do you say nothing?

[Weezy]

Nigga told me on a date, I.

[Mandy B]

Want to, I want to live. I want to live life.

[Weezy]

That he wanted to create memories with people. I would literally think it's a red flag.

[Mandy B]

Why is that a red flag?

[Weezy]

I'm on a date. What are your long term girls?

[Mandy B]

I want to be happy with how.

[Weezy]

You want to create memories.

[Mandy B]

I do. I want to travel, I want to have fun. Is that not what you do with your nigga? Like, maybe you don't like how I'm phrasing it, but it's literally what you're doing. It's literally what anyone should want in a relationship. I want a healthy, loving relationship with someone that I could live life with, that I could create memories with, that I could enjoy. I don't want to be around someone who steals my peace, who doesn't make me happy, who triggers my fucking nervous system.

[Weezy]

Is there, do you ever have a place in your life where you would want a main partner? And if so, of course, has it got more serious? Do you think you could cohabitate with somebody?

[Mandy B]

I don't want to live with nobody. No, never. Like, I think that that's the problem too. Like the way I view relationships, the milestones that are set forth in relationships, the let's move in, let's have a baby, let's get married. Those three things aren't things on my bucket list to do for you.

[Weezy]

Longtime partner, never living together. Like, but you had the desire to live with your ex before and talked about it.

[Mandy B]

Where do you think about it? And then I realized I wanted stealing the floor windows. And he didn't care about it. Right. But if he did, I'm actually glad in hindsight that it wasn't a thing.

[Weezy]

You know what it is that sometimes it feels like it could be you were in love with your ex. Yes, I really believe if you were in love with somebody, you would be talking different.

[Mandy B]

I was in love with my ex that never wanted kids or marriage. I'll still, by the way.

[Weezy]

No, I know, but hold on. I don't think that out of the way. I don't think children will ever do that.

[Mandy B]

Hold on, I'll take a ring, I'll do a honeymoon.

[Weezy]

Yeah, I don't think that love means.

[Mandy B]

You'Ll want a baby. I'll give you he be my hubby, I'll be his wifey. But it won't be on paper.

[Weezy]

But as far as like, to me, the end all for a couple would probably be building a life together. And building a life together does mean a home to me. Even if. Wait, wait, wait, let me finish. Because at one point it did to you too.

[Mandy B]

No, building a home with a man was never a thing.

[Weezy]

How you almost moved in together.

[Mandy B]

Buying a home, like building a home together was not that thing. But also, we were in New York, bro. Now how I'm living. Oh, no. Okay. I don't want to cohabitate with anyone. I told you Bodhi get on my nerves. I gotta put him in a room sometimes.

[Weezy]

That's a cat.

[Mandy B]

I don't want to be bothered. And that's a cat.

[Weezy]

I mean, in Atlanta you probably have a mansion. Never see that neither.

[Eden]

I was just gonna say, I was like, what if you had a location that was so big?

[Mandy B]

Like a wing? Yes. If we stayed on different wings of the house. Sure. Yeah.

[Weezy]

Cause we needing space. Also, I have a couple that's a friend of mine that are like very like. I didn't even say neurodivergent. Introverted. Like, they're both like, neurodivergent.

[Mandy B]

I'll tell you, I'm neurodivergent.

[Weezy]

No, no, no.

[Mandy B]

Like they.

[Weezy]

They both get a little weird and they spend a lot of separate time together. They live in a three bedroom in New York, but it's got a pair of stairs. And he was like, oh, it's so great. Sometimes we don't see each other till dinner. And they both were like really into it though.

[Eden]

I get that for sure.

[Mandy B]

I'm into that.

[Weezy]

And I think that that's a great example of showing that, like, you can want space like a motherfucker and both agree to it and then not be something scary. But also acknowledging like, hey, living together doesn't mean I'm giving something up.

[Mandy B]

Yeah, but you know how happy I am when I walk in my house and maybe I see my drawers on the floor from the night before. I be like, I'm so glad. Ain't nobody telling me to pick up my draws from the night before because it's my shit. I don't want to have to. And this is, again, the selfish part. I don't want to have to consider somebody else with what makes me comfortable and what I want to do when I wake up, when I go to sleep. Like, I really. And I think it's so strange. This year has been the most fulfilling year in dating for me, in the partners I've had and how we've communicated and the honesty and how we've made commitments to seeing each other and being excited and sharing our goals and what's happening in our lives. I'm like, this is fulfilling. Like, I don't feel like I need anything. Like, even when I just went out with my homegirl, I was like, girl, we outside to find you a nigga, but I don't need no numbers. I actually don't even. I'm letting you know I want to help you find somebody, but I'm good. And to me, that's what. Like, I just want to live life where I'm happy.

[Weezy]

She wants to create memories where we would like to create memories with you.

[Mandy B]

On Patreon.com Raggedy podcast decisions, bro.

[Weezy]

It's create a memory with us.

[Mandy B]

I be feeling like she's making fun of me.

[Weezy]

I'm not Kodak create memories for $5.

[Mandy B]

To motherfucking Guggenheimer and all that shit over there in Germany and in Italy and going to Brazil. You create. You create motherfucking memories with your nigga. But when I say I want to create memories, it's a problem.

[Weezy]

To hear more PP stories. Head on over to patreon.com orvilledecisions where you're gonna get p memories and you.

[Mandy B]

Gonna get me happy with all my niggas and the memories we create together.

[Weezy]

As you should, bitch.

[Mandy B]

But insane. This has been another episode of the show that you come to to hear us figure out life. Cause we still waiting on the alien. I got my robot coming, though.

[Weezy]

Bye.

[Mandy B]

This is an iheart podcast. Guaranteed human.