You've Got Decisions: ENM Update + WLW Does This Count as Cheating?

Summary

Podcast Summary: "You've Got Decisions: ENM Update + WLW Does This Count as Cheating?"

Podcast: Decisions, Decisions
Hosts: Mandii B & WeezyWTF
Date: May 7, 2026
Theme: This episode explores the complexities of non-monogamous relationships and the nuances of emotional and sexual boundaries, focusing on honest listener dilemmas: an ENM relationship breakdown and whether watching porn counts as "cheating" in a lesbian relationship.

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Episode Overview

Mandii and Weezy bring their trademark humor and realness to candid discussions about boundaries, trust, and self-worth in modern relationships. They revisit a listener's previous update about difficulties in an ENM (Ethical Non-Monogamy) relationship, then dive deep into a listener letter from a queer woman grappling with her partner's views on porn and intimacy droughts.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. ENM Update – An Ethical Non-Monogamy Relationship on the Rocks

[03:25–08:02]

• Listener Update Recap ([03:44]):

  • Original dilemma (April 1 episode): Couple attempted ENM after a breakup, established boundaries.
  • Update: The partner broke explicit rules (sex with another without communicating, hiding encounters).
  • Listener ended the relationship but struggles with the idea of staying friends.

• Mandii and Weezy's Reactions:

  • Honesty and Friendship ([05:57], [06:40]):
    • "How can you have a friend who doesn’t honor the basic need for honesty and respect?" – Weezy ([05:53])
    • Mandii: Difficult to remain friends. Emotional routines are hard to break, but healing requires space.
    • Trauma-bonded relationships often lead to repeated hurt if one tries to maintain a friendship post-breakup.
  • Memorable Quote:
    • "Girl, daddy nigga ain't your friend either." – Weezy ([06:03])

Advice Highlights

• Breakups are challenging due to lost familiarity, not love alone.
• Trauma bonds need to be broken for true healing.
• Remaining friends with an ex, especially after dishonesty, is not recommended.

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2. Listener Letter: Does Watching Porn Count as Cheating in a Stagnant Lesbian Relationship?

[08:03–27:41]

• The Dilemma:
  • A lesbian couple, together since their teens, now in their mid-to-late 20s, is facing a “stagnant and slow” sex life.
  • The "masculine partner" writes in: She frequently initiates but is often rejected. Occasionally withholds sex as payback. Turns to porn and masturbation for relief, but her partner sees porn as "cheating."
  • Emotional distress: Cries over the lack of intimacy, wonders if it's her fault, feels unloved and undesired.

Mandii & Weezy’s Analysis

• Weaponizing Sex is Fatal for Relationships ([19:12]):

  • Mandii: Using sex as a tool or for “payback” erodes intimacy:
    • "I actually don't think relationships work once they get to that point."
  • Payback tactics (“When she finally wants it, I deny her so she knows how I feel”) signify underlying resentment—a death knell.

• Intimacy ≠ Sex and The ‘Ick Factor’ ([21:12], [23:14]):

  • Relationships need to maintain non-sexual intimacy (cuddling, touch).
  • "If intimacy and physical touch is only being shown in the bedroom...you start to feel less desired." – Weezy ([21:14])
  • When routine or personality quirks (e.g., baby voice) become annoying after arguments, it's a sign deeper issues exist.

• Love Languages Evolve ([22:45]):

  • Mandii suggests a candid conversation about love languages—as people change over time, needs and ways of expressing love shift.

• On Masturbation & Porn: Is It Cheating? ([24:21–26:47]):

  • Both hosts agree watching porn is NOT cheating.
  • Partners feeling hurt by masturbation often stems from feeling “chosen over,” but this is usually about insecurity.
  • Quote:
    • "The idea of complaining about [your partner masturbating or watching porn] is insane." – Wheezy ([26:56])
  • They call out personal hypocrisy (e.g., being okay with some porn but not others).
  • Mandii’s Advice: If you’re questioning fidelity due to porn, examine your own feelings of inadequacy, not your partner’s behavior.

Conclusion: This Relationship May Be Over

• Multiple signs—weaponized sex, unresolved intimacy needs, tit-for-tat attitude, and mutual “ick”—suggest it's time to move on if both partners aren’t willing to do the work.
  • Quote:
    • "Break up with her before you cheat… And the cheating is coming." – Wheezy ([27:15])

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• "How can you have a friend who doesn’t honor the basic need for honesty and respect?" – Weezy ([05:53])
• "Girl, daddy nigga ain’t your friend either." – Weezy ([06:03])
• "I actually don't think relationships work once they get to that point." – Mandii ([19:12])
• "If intimacy and physical touch is only being shown in the bedroom... you start to feel less desired." – Wheezy ([21:14])
• "The idea of complaining about [your partner masturbating or watching porn] is insane." – Wheezy ([26:56])
• "Break up with her before you cheat… And the cheating is coming." – Wheezy ([27:15])

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• [03:44] – ENM Listener Update and Response
• [06:40] – Friendship after Breakup and Trauma Bonding
• [08:03] – Introduction of "Is Watching Porn Cheating?" Listener Letter
• [19:12] – Weaponizing Sex and Relationship Breakdown Analysis
• [21:14] – Non-Sexual Intimacy and Evolving Love Languages
• [24:21] – Is Watching Porn Cheating? Personal Reflections and Advice
• [27:15] – Final Verdict: Time to Break Up

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Tone and Language

• Conversational, frank, humorous, and unapologetically real.
• Hosts challenge each other and listeners to face hard truths and break from patriarchal, restrictive norms.

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Summary

This episode navigates the messy reality of modern relationships—ENM gone wrong, weaponized intimacy, and what truly constitutes cheating. Mandii and Weezy, in their signature style, offer empathy, tough love, and plenty of laughs, but ultimately, they remind listeners that honesty, evolving self-awareness, and real communication are the only ways to build—and end—healthy relationships.

Transcript

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[Mandy]

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[Mandy]

Did you take the honey?

[Wheezy]

Yes.

[Mandy]

Or was it adrenaline? You were just bro.

[Wheezy]

Ask these questions on the channel.

[Mandy]

Okay. Sorry.

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Cause I'm gonna let you know everything you want.

[Mandy]

I just woke up. As you know, it's five in the morning. It's pretty early.

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Oh, my God. And I'm on my Instagram and I see you. Yeah. Why are you lying to the people? Okay, so before we get started this week, we actually have an update, so

[Mandy]

it better be with pictures, too.

[Wheezy]

It's no pictures. However, this is from. Let me give you guys the episode. So on April 1, we released or we gave advice to someone who asked if they are E and M, if the couple is E and M because they are more experienced or not. Just a little backstory from what this entailed. Basically, um, they broke up for three months. They were seeing other people. Um. Just go listen to it. Anyways, she gave us an update, and Weezy, apparently we weren't very nice. Um, she said, hey, Mandy and Weezy. Y' all read me down, didn't we?

[Mandy]

Oh, no.

[Wheezy]

But I appreciate the honesty. Here's the update. We are no longer together. We did have boundaries in place for our relationship this past weekend. He broke multiple rules. Having sex with someone without telling me. Seeing another person sexually while we are arguing and keeping the information from me no matter if it hurt me or not.

[Mandy]

Oof.

[Wheezy]

We have a note that clearly states these rules. And he broke them off.

[Mandy]

They have a note.

[Wheezy]

They have a note with their boundaries. He admitted that he had no intention to tell me and just wanted to be selfish. Can get to do things because his location of employment is hindering him from being able to see other women often. So basically, if you guys remember this, they were casually sleeping. She was casually sleeping with a married lesbian couple. They were doing this together. They tried to go off. He started fucking someone at his job. That's what happened anyways. He says he didn't tell me when it happened because we were arguing and he didn't want to make it worse. I ended the relationship and now can see that we just trauma bonded when we first got together. And now I need to figure out how to move on. However, I do not want to Lose him as a friend. But, oh, girl, how can you have a friend who doesn't honor the basic need for honesty and respect? I'll be honest with you, girl.

[Mandy]

You know, Mandy played that same shit. Look how that worked out.

[Wheezy]

Well, he didn't want to be my friend. I know, but I wanted to be his friend. But.

[Mandy]

Because you're a nut.

[Wheezy]

But me and him didn't end on bad terms because of cheating or anything like that. By the way, guys, we're referencing actor BAE right now. Where when we broke up, I was like, nigga, we could be friends. And he was like, bitch, I no, we cannot. And I wasn't nutty for that. But anyways, to me, this is different, because she's asking. She wants to be friends with him. But he ruined the basic needs of a friendship, which is honesty and respect for me. Girl, daddy nigga ain't your friend either.

[Mandy]

So I don't really think you can be friends with someone after romantic pain. I think, like, let's just say y' all had to keep working together like it was some situation like that maybe. You know what I'm saying? Maybe. But at the end of the day, we need to let people go so that we could heal from the previous shit. Because no matter what they do, you're always going to be angry or it's just going to come back at some point. Like, I remember trying to be cool with any guy used to fuck. And then whenever I got drunk, I would start saying shit like, that's how you do it. Like, it's just, what's the point now? What makes it harder during a breakup to not be friends is because you're used to a routine. That's all a breakup is. You're used to talking to that person every single day, getting up a date. How's your mama feeling? Ooh, did you get the corn removed from your toe? I don't know what it was. How's that bitch at your job? Is she still annoying you? Like, you need to know. Like, you're just so removed from it. Cold turkey breakups really suck, but that doesn't mean you keep a friendship.

[Wheezy]

But also the fact that you said that the relationship was rooted, and the foundation of it you genuinely feel was a trauma bond you need to work through. Whatever you feel like you. Whatever trauma you was bonding with that nigga, you got to get over that, because your friendship with him, even post relationship, is going to be unhealthy.

[Mandy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Wheezy]

All right, well, let's get into this week. If you guys have a letter and need our advice. We are not experts, but I think we kind of know a little bit of something something. Send it over to our email decisionspodmail.com if you want to skip the line, join us on Patreon. That's patreon.com horribledecisions drop us a message in our messages and we normally dig through that first. Anyways, Weezy, let's get into this one and I love that this one comes from a man. Oh yeah, I ain't got that in a while. All right. Hey y'. All, please keep anon if shared, which we are a really big fan of both hey Mark. Hey. Actually you know it's the quantes bitches. So here is my dilemma. My partner and I don't have sex often, so I masturbate and watch porn occasionally to get some relief. She thinks it's cheating. I think it's relief. Am I really cheating? For some context, our sex life has been pretty stagnant and slow for a while now. The last couple of years I forget that. Oh I'm lying bitch. My bad. I didn't read through it all. This is a lesbian relationship, so it's given. Sarah I forget what they call that in lesbian relationships, but we've been together since we were teenagers and we're now in our mid to late 20s. I feel like I've expressed multiple times and in different ways that I would like to be intimate more frequently, even if it's only a month and planned. I've even cried to her asking if it's me, my appearance, or the act itself. Her response is that she feels like I only touch her when I want to have sex, so that doesn't get her in the mood. But that part that I think she fails to understand is that I, the masculine in the relationship, tend to initiate sex 9 to 10, 9 out of 10 of the time. So to get denied every time I try, it really hurts my feelings and ego. On the rare occasion that she actually wants to have sex, I deny her just so she can feel what I feel even though it hurts me inside because I know I want it. I don't really agree with what she says because we've been having this issue for months, if not a year, and I feel like I have listened and tried to touch her randomly without the expectation for sex. Right now we can go months without sex and if I'm being honest, it really hurts my self esteem knowing that I've expressed myself and yet my needs aren't being met in the slightest. However, when we do have sex, it seems to be enjoyable for her as she's always talking about some. This is great. I need this again. Why don't we do this more? And of course I'm love satisfied, but I know in the back of my mind I have to put on a show because who knows when I'll get it again. I feel like watching porn is the safest thing I can do and stop me from really cheating. As a reformed dog, it's really hard for me to handle these dry spells and then the annoyance of hearing watching porn is cheating. Any advice on navigating this? By the way, Mandy, I'm a huge fan. I've been a fan since 2018 when I was in junior college. I love the work you do on all your platforms. Thank you. And the ones you're gracious enough to bless between. Oh God, you're going to love this. Between you and Candace Owens. I love an outspoken black woman that ain't scared to stand on it.

[Mandy]

Oh my God.

[Wheezy]

Authentically, you is shining bright. Best longtime listener, first time writer. I mean, I see it, I get it. You know, I like Candace Owens. She's the only other woman that I know be going through it with how people perceive her as an opinionated woman. Do I agree with her? No. But she is entertaining.

[Mandy]

Candace is smart. That's the case.

[Wheezy]

She's very smart. She is very smart, but weezy. As someone who, I wonder if, you

[Mandy]

know, someone would think of being compared to a sex podcaster.

[Wheezy]

I would. Okay, wheezy, real quick. If we could get her on, would you sit with Candace Owens who thinks that, like, whores are like, like with her rhetoric. Would you? The way that we did with Sarah Fontenot? Bitch, I think you and me would kill a Candace Owens conversation about feminism. Value truth. Being an outspoken black woman, being opinionated, being educated, how like people view us. I think she's brilliant. I think it would be great. Would you do it? Because, bitch, I'm gonna start working on it if you say yes.

[Mandy]

Even though I respect Candace Owens because I think she's smart, it's hard for me to sit with someone I have a low opinion of. And the reason I have a low opinion of Candace Owens is because I believe that she goes out of her way to be. I'm not going to use that word, but shuck and jive for white people and especially when George Floyd died. To watch her try to take a man down in that way was gross. Nobody cares that he did porn, bitch. And I don't care that he did drugs. You know what I do care about? The fact that every time I see you, it almost gives the visual like Candace is sucking white dick. That's how much she takes the opportunity.

[Wheezy]

Maybe, maybe, maybe the man who's no longer with us, maybe she was giving neck to the nigga that got got in the neck.

[Mandy]

And like, I don't know black women that just work so hard to go against black people. I'd be like, what nigga fucked you over? Like, Candace is cute. So like, I know niggas been on her ass. Like, what nigga was fucking with you and dubbed you?

[Wheezy]

What happened?

[Mandy]

What happened to you? Something happened there because to me, you can't be that smart in that dumb. So watching somebody work overtime to have white people enraged in her comments be

[Wheezy]

like, yes, she's so smart. You see she hates you. Hardy Rs too.

[Mandy]

That's why I don't fuck with Candace Owens. Not to mention I think it was her bridal shower picture or whatever where there were no other black women in the picture. So didn't really surprise me that all the 20 white women that you had in your closest circle are the ones that you share opinions.

[Wheezy]

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[Wheezy]

so is that a no?

[Mandy]

Yeah, but you could do it.

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Okay, I'll bring her on. Selective ignorance. Goddamn. All right. Anywho.

[Mandy]

So see the thing with Sarah Quanten,

[Wheezy]

I the only person.

[Mandy]

I think Sarah had a little hole in her back in the day. That's why I like talking.

[Wheezy]

You were the only one of the two of us who has actually been in a relationship with a woman. So I'm curious to know if this is normal. For me, the fact that she clearly wants sex gets rejected and instead of like, actually, no, no, this is a she. This is a lesbian. I thought, no, this is a lesbian couple.

[Mandy]

Oh, because you said a man wrote us.

[Wheezy]

I thought it was. And then sentence two was like, you know, lesbians, bitch. So basically the ego around being denied. So the person who wrote in is the masculine lesbian in the relationship. And the. The problem is that they feel denied 9 out of 10 times. So by the time that the other girl actually comes on for sex, she denies her just so that she can feel how she Feels when they not having sex.

[Mandy]

Right, right, right. Okay, so now I'm back. So here's the thing. I have strong opinions about when sex becomes a tool to use each other or like weaponize against each other. And I actually don't think relationships work once they get to that point. I think you could have dry spells, but at the point are you at like, I hate to be so negative, but these are one of those emails where I'm like, okay, so it's over. Like, oh, it's over. First of all, you may only be touching her when you want to. That actually might be true. Like I actually told my boyfriend a few months ago during a check in we had. I couldn't differentiate when he wanted sex for me and when he just wanted intimacy like cuddling and touching because he touches me so much. So I was basically like, sometimes I feel like I'm denying you because Nick, I don't know if you want or not. And we had to have a talk about like what that looks like because there were moments where he'd come up on me and I'd be like, well, baby, can we do it later? He'd be like, damn, bitch, can I kiss you? But I don't know what's what because he always be hard and he always be ready to go. So I don't know. Now I do think there's a real reality where maybe you only do come to her when you want to fuck and that's what you're doing. And if that's the truth, that is wrong. Because that means the only form of intimacy that you guys are having at all is sexual when it happens. But at the months without sex and all of that, and now you're doing it to pay back and all that. This is dumb.

[Wheezy]

Watching porn and she's almost like a year at this. I agree. It's crazy because I be having to be told about myself, which is crazy because both of my partners don't live in the same city. I feel the need to constantly overshare. They both say I overshare it. They say tmi. They both are on the same page when I'm on my period. And it's because I don't get it.

[Mandy]

What do you say about your period?

[Wheezy]

Well, no, it's just that I'm on it and they're like, okay, like we can still enjoy each other even if you're on your period. And you know that's a hard limit for me. But they're like, like for me, if I'm on my Period. I'd be like, you probably don't want to see me. Maybe let's move the trip next week or. And they constantly have to tell me, like, being around you, laying with you, cuddling with you, being with you isn't just about sex. And so I agree with you with what you're saying about this couple. If there's. If intimacy and physical touch is only being shown in the bedroom, and there aren't ways that you're showing intimacy other than sex, then you start to feel less desired. And maybe this is me having to unlearn it in my own relationships right now. Like, to where. No, I still want to be around you, even if you're out of commission. That's what I call it. I be like, I'm out of commission, nigga, but like, a car bitch out of commission. I know, but I. Shut up. But to know that within a lesbian relationship, I would hope your periods don't sunk up. But if there's moments where, like, you know, you're going through your. Your cycle, you know, there's moods, you know, there's blood, you know, there's moments. And then also you're not holding each other's hands or cuddling any other time except for right before sex. Like, you know, and then. Honestly, it's been happening for a year. Therapy is the easy way to go about it. But at this point, I would. I would encourage you both to have a deeper conversation about your love languages. You guys, you. You said you've been together since damn near high school. This is a lesbian relationship. Y' all are almost. Y' all are in your mid to late twenties. Your love languages could have possibly changed. And also to the point where you

[Mandy]

guys are icking each other out.

[Wheezy]

It is icky. They are icky.

[Mandy]

Let me tell you something. My last time feeling super icked out by somebody I remember.

[Wheezy]

Say his name. I can't. Okay.

[Mandy]

But it was a girl I fucked.

[Wheezy]

Oh, a girl. Okay.

[Mandy]

And they be listening. They patrons and shit, especially these hoes. Okay, so she used to do something that, like, frankly, really was just like, oh, she. She used to do this, like, whiny voice when she wanted to. But in the beginning, when she did it, I was.

[Wheezy]

It was cute. You liked it at first.

[Mandy]

And she was like, oh, I want you to come get in this passy. And she'd be all like, funny and silly, and I thought it was cute. Once it got to the point where we had been in a few arguments, she started to do the voice, and I was like, ugh, no, that's because

[Wheezy]

the arguments ruined it, bitch.

[Mandy]

And that's what I'm saying, right? Y' all are arguing about sex. You're talking about porn. What you can't do. Like, you can't even be in your own body and not be cheating. So it's like, break up with us. Would you?

[Wheezy]

Do we. Are we in alignment that porn is not cheating?

[Mandy]

Duh.

[Wheezy]

Okay, so when people assume that their partner is masturbating and watching too much porn, what would be your advice to the partner that has an issue with that?

[Mandy]

Okay, so one of my homegirls, and I can say this because she knows it, Gabby knows she's my most possessive friend over in. She'd be like, where's he going? Like, the bitch be acting crazy. So we were all out having fun the other night, and I was like, bitch, I feel like you the type of hoe they get mad when they can watch important. She's like, no, I mean, that's his private business. If I'm not there, fine. And I was like,

[Wheezy]

so if you live with a partner, they can't watch porn?

[Mandy]

I don't even know if she meant it that way. But what I can assume is. And I can actually understand watching porn, knowing someone else is around makes them feel chosen over. And I actually. Can I understand it. You know what I mean? My nigga said to me the other day, now he was playing with me, but I was talking about how I masturbated. And he goes, and what did I do? Die? Where the was I?

[Wheezy]

Nigga, you could take this dick when I'm sleep the fuck?

[Mandy]

So I was like, yo, it was a divorce and you have work.

[Wheezy]

And he's like, you couldn't wait?

[Mandy]

And I was like, no, I couldn't wait. So we're joking about it. And then. But we also have a little game of like, ooh, I wanna don't come do it. So, like, you know, owning each other's orgasm, giving each other permission, but in conversation about porn, knowing that I have a certain thing I like to watch, right? Whatever that might be, maybe if he didn't fit that mark, it would. He would feel away. Not my nigga, girl.

[Wheezy]

All my niggas don't watch gay porn. But I'm just saying, like, me think

[Mandy]

or not, that's why her girlfriend's feeling.

[Wheezy]

The only way I would feel away is if I am fucking. Like, if either of my boyfriends got off by watching white woman porn, Skinny Bitch porn, anything that was like, that still wouldn't bother Me watching Ebony, bbw, thicc, bitch, like, gang bang, all that. But if you're intentionally, like, watching white women, which honestly don't make sense because I'm a hypocrite, because they know I watch gay male porn, and they're like, you got it.

[Mandy]

Hold on.

[Wheezy]

But that's the thing.

[Mandy]

That's also.

[Wheezy]

See what I mean?

[Mandy]

I'm like, okay, maybe I could understand it. And now that you're saying it out loud, I'm like, I don't. Damn.

[Wheezy]

I feel like more people need to speak out loud because you'll see the hypocrisy in it. And also, if your partner masturbates or watches porn at all, the idea of complaining about it is insane. Anyways, Wayne, break up with her.

[Mandy]

Send us a message.

[Wheezy]

You're a lesbian. The relationship is over. Um, if y' all are both doing the tit for tat in terms of sexual pleasure, this is an unhealthy relationship. And if you're not willing to do the work to get through this hump, break up with her before you cheat. Um, and the cheating is coming.

[Mandy]

One of the Reed sweatshirts and cross out the hem.

[Wheezy]

Yeah. Break up with her. Yep.

[Mandy]

Nothing else need to be said?

[Wheezy]

Nope. Anyways, thank you guys for tuning in to this week's you Got Decisions. If you want to see the video. And Weezy's white woman blowed out hair and my grown out. I don't know what's happening here yet. I got to redo it already before I don't know what's happening. Join us on Patreon. That's patreon.com Horrible Decisions. Also, our paperback book will be available June 9, so if you are a paperback lover and reader, make sure you pre order that it will be out June 9th. Again. We trying to be New York Times bestsellers a year later.

[Mandy]

Again, Paperback lovers.

[Wheezy]

Paperback lovers. If you like a little gummy. All right, guys. See y' all next week. Bye.

[Mandy]

This is Wheezy. WTF from Decisions, Decisions, ladies. Let's talk about taking control of our sexual health.

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[Wheezy]

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[Mandy]

I assisted first. Oh, don't be silly.

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[Mandy]

Shoot.

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