This week on the Tuesday Teaser, it’s Deli Dave live from his dad’s apartment after witnessing the Knicks destroy the fucking Celtics at the Garden. Dave’s ranting, grateful, full of rage, and maybe a little too high on spite and salt. He tells the tale of being surrounded by Boston fans, why he might be losing his mind over the NBA playoffs, and how a man with a salt-and-pepper beard stole his nickname. Then: Ray Brown is back to dish out Dopey’s hottest topics — Grindr cleaning offers, premature fan interactions, Botox for your soul, and Ray’s anti-aging sex life. Plus: a real heartfelt moment from the street, and the return of Dave’s paranoia that this whole thing isn’t even a real podcast. Oh yeah, and they butcher “Our Lips Are Sealed” and crush “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down.” www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast