C (29:37)

Yeah.

B (29:38)

No sugar in it. Yeah. What do they sweeten? Sweeten it with? Some chemical some Mr. Beast cooked up, some extra dimensional they harvest in the astral plane. What it, what is it? Natural flavors, my ass. Let's see what it says here. Let me read these deadly things in here. Ingredients for prime. Water, citric acid, potassium, phosphate, natural flavors. Sucralose, that's what they put in there. Acellofame, potassium. Some kind of gum. Shit. Alpha Topher. Vitamin. Oh, vitamin E. They put vitamins in it. Okay, fine, maybe it's not filled with fucking sugar, but I guarantee it tastes like shit. Bet it tastes like piss we got here. Not bad. It's not bad. All right. Fuck you, Mr. Beast. You think you got me? You didn't fucking get me. I'm still. I still wouldn't give these my fucking kids this shit. I would eat it if I didn't have diabetes. But Jesus Christ, I mean, this is like if you gave this to a stone person, it's like everything you would ever want if you were high. Fuck you, Mr. Beast. I'm gonna get you. We're gonna get you. And you're gonna get got Project Beast Blast. Thank you everyone who is supporting this YouTube channel. Thank you. You're more than just a subscriber. You are a soldier in a fight against a man. Out there healing the blind, but not putting audio of what he's doing on his YouTube channel out there healing the blind, but. But not letting people understand the systemic issues that cause the blindness. So we're dealing with a fucking monster of epic proportions. And we really need him to win that lawsuit because I think if he loses, his subscriber count could actually drop dramatically. And then I don't know how I'm going to get the money to blow up the fucking pyramid. So I'll be in a lot of financial trouble because I've already dropped a. A lot of money. I'm in a lot of debt because I've been putting a lot of money into hiring the physicists, the planners, people. Going out to Egypt to talk to people and shit is not cheap. 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Go to uncommongoods.com dunkin that's uncommongoods.com dunkIn for 15% off. Don't miss out on this limited time offer. Uncommon Goods. We're all out of the ordinary. All right, friends, we're back. Hey, I want to show you guys something I stumbled upon. So you guys know I'm super obsessed with AI, and I'm always looking for new weird AI apps out there. I'm really excited about ChatGPT and I'm very excited about the impending release of their video generation software. It's called Sora, and they got us all hyped up for it and then for some reason they still haven't released it. So I don't know what's going on there. My guess is OpenAI of all the AI companies seems deeply, intently concerned about not fucking up culture or society with their AI somewhat more than others. For better or for worse. I don't know, I go back and forth on that all the time because from one perspective, with AI, you have to look at it as a process. Whatever we are seeing at any given moment with AI is a snapshot of a thing that is evolving faster than any other thing on the planet has probably evolved. So you're just getting these little snapshots. And that's one of the thrilling things about it. If you are not fucking around with AI, you should, because every week when you go back to visit it, it is exponentially evolved, which is so cool. For example, let me show you this and I, you know, I know in previous podcasts I said I was over AI, that it freaked me out and I wanted to learn to do shit myself. But I'm back, baby, I'm back because it keeps getting better. I really wasn't over AI. I was just bored of the iteration that I was fucking around with. But since then it's grown into something completely different. I have the ChatGPT app that I use on my phone and I do recommend it. I think it's a little pricey. I think it's like $20 a month or something. But I now use it all the time for everything. It will transcribe stuff for you. It will help you. If you're working on a story, don't have it right for you, or God help you if you get it to write a joke because it's terrible. But structurally, if you're disorganized, you need help structuring something. Especially like if you're a screenwriter or you want to write a screenplay. Screenplays, you might not know this, but screenplays are like haiku. They are so technical and you know, because you're dealing with like on average a 90 minute movie. And the way everyone is used to seeing a movie is based on acts and those acts have to have beats in them. And all of it's incredibly formulaic and people go to all seminars and read a million books to try to like pick up that sort of framework that you write a screenplay with. And so that has always been really frustrating with me because the way my brain works, I like to sit down and start working on something. It feels boring to outline a thing and then work on it. And that's so dumb. I mean, imagine if an architect built your house like that. Like, you would have a wobbly, weird, fun house, Winchester mystery house style house. Because it would be. You have to, like, know everything before you start. And I think a screenplay is kind of like that. It's like you have to be this weird story architect before you get going. And chatgpt you could. I've. I've told it to just ask me questions about my idea that fit into the beats of a movie. And it just perfectly does that. It just like. And it asks, like, what version of the questions do you want? Mentioning, like, various screenwriting theories and stuff. And I don't know, I just picked one because I had no idea who they were talking about. But the point is, by the time you finished answering those questions, it's got all it needs to create an outline for your story and to suggest beats, places that you need the inciting incident. And so I think using it like that is good. You're not going to, like, fuck up your own creative process by letting it write for you, which you shouldn't. It's terrible. It's a terrible writer. I mean, it's better than me, but it still sucks. I'm not. It's like low level. It's got phrases it likes to use all the time. It tries to, like, make everything good. Tries to find the bright side and everything, you know, which is truly one of the more evil things you can do in the world. And I don't think it's satanic technology. But that is a dark thing, which I do, and I hate it when I do it, which is you hear some bad news from someone and you try to find the bright side for them. It's. I call it putting lipstick on a fish. You're trying to, like, make a stinky thing look fuckable or something. And so you. It's really a bad habit that I have. You're trying to. Cause I realize, like, when I'm doing that, am I really doing it? Cause I want the person telling me the bad news to feel better, or am I doing it because I want to feel better and them being upset makes me feel bad or something? It's insidious. You know, being benevolent can, like, have a lot of, like, underlying, like, aggressive, dark aspects to it. Doesn't mean you shouldn't try to be benevolent. And it doesn't mean you're a bad person because you're trying to make someone feel better when they give you bad news. It's just sometimes there isn't anything you can say to make it better. And sometimes just listening is way better than trying to come up with some solution when someone is, like, crying to you because their house got washed away by a flood. So this thing, it does try to do that with everything. And also because they're very careful with it, it won't even participate with certain activities. Now, one thing I did the other day with it, which maybe I shouldn't have done. In fact, I don't know if I should be letting my kids talk to ChatGPT, but, wow, the games you can play. Like, you know, if you're, like, pretending to be, like, part of a, I don't know, space, like explorers, you can tell ChatGPT, hey, I'm playing this game, Space Explorers with my kids. Can you be the voice of the spaceship? And it just does. It will play any role you want it to play. And you could fucking talk to it. So it's crazy. My kids call it the lady, but I changed his voice recently and I can't remember why. So it's going to sound like this. I don't know about this voice that it has. It's got different voices you can pick from. And it's strange how it makes me react to it differently. Like, when it's the lady's voice, I think I'm more polite to it, but when it's this guy's voice, I find myself being, like, more irritated with it, which is fucking weird. But it's so good. Highly recommend it the app. Let me see if we can talk to it real quick. What would happen if you hollowed out the Great Pyramid of Giza, filled it with Diet Coke and poured Mentos into it?

C (44:46)

Pizza. Filled it with Diet Coke and dropped a massive amount of Mentos into it? You'd create one of the largest Mentos Diet Coke reactions ever. The reaction happens because the surface of the Mentos candy provides nucleation sites for carbon dioxide bubbles in the soda to rapidly form. With that much Diet Coke, the amount of fizzing and bubbling would be immense. However, it wouldn't be as dramatic as an explosion or. Or anything that would destroy the pyramid.

B (45:18)

Hey, how do you know that? You don't know that. Do you work for Mr. Beast? Hello. Hello. Do you work for Mr. Beast? Do you work for Mr. Beast, do you work.

C (45:37)

Having issues right now?

B (45:39)

Oh, what do you know? Oh, you don't. Oh, you don't understand what I said, huh? Just all of a sudden you could tell me about the nucleotides and fucking Diet Coke and Mentos, but suddenly you. You don't. You can't answer the question about Mr. Beast. That's real interesting.

C (45:57)

Haha, okay, I get where you're going with this. If Ms. Abeast was behind filling the Great Pyramid with Diet Coke and then dropping a bunch of Mentos in for one of his wild videos, it would definitely be insane.

B (46:11)

No, no, Mr. Beast is not involved in this. I am going to do it. And my physicist who I hired to work for me told me that it would explode the Great Pyramid. So you are wrong. And I am real curious about whether or not you work directly with Mr. BE. See, that doesn't work all of a sudden. Hello. Don't use open. Don't use chat. GPT. I'm sorry I said anything. Cut. What an adventure. Spilled water all over my laptop. You know, this is the problem with anger. It's of all the emotions, you know, when you think about like the one that's really going to fuck you up, it's anger. Like the videos I watch are so horrifying. The one that comes to mind the most is two neighbors are squabbling. Stupid fight over snow. I guess he's like shoveling snow in the, in the other neighbor's yard or something like that. And I mean, fuck, maybe I can actually find it. I don't know if they put that stuff on YouTube anymore if I'm allowed to, but fuck, let me see if I can find this real quick. Neighbor. Snow shovel fight. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, here it is. Check this out, friends. This. And yeah, this is if you like. This is not for kids. And anyone who doesn't want to watch something horrific, we won't even show the whole thing. I don't have audio on my computer, but let me just jump to the. Check this out. You don't need audio here, it's got. I'll read it. I'll read it for you. I'll do the voice acting. Call me. What? Step out here, I'll knock your butt out. They there. This is a family. The. The blurred people have a disease that causes their heads to blur. I'll make your life a living hell living here. Anger couple. They're not even showing what he's yelling at. Go, go ahead. The other guy, he's got a gun. Look at that. It's a snow shovel fight. It's a Neighborly snow shovel fight. Suddenly it turns it. Oh, my God. Are you okay? You want to help up? Are you okay? So, like, he, like, runs away, which is definitely what you should do. This is a horrible thing and a terrible thing that happened. And what a weird zoom on the camera. What the fuck was that? That was really cool. Do you see that? Look at this. The weird zoom in. What is that? Isn't that weird? Doesn't that look like he's like. He's on. Look, he stops. What the fuck? What? Are you seeing that? Can you, like, look at this? I don't understand what's happening here. He's sliding forward. He's not there, is he? It's a green screen. Is this one of those things where they're pretending to be there? Because look. What? What was that? Hold on. This is way more important than that video. Or talking about how we should control our. What the fuck did you see? He's not walking. It's like he's being pulled on something. Is he on some kind of, like, slay?

C (50:12)

I think.

B (50:12)

I think the cameraman's getting closer and zooming out at the same time. That is so weird. That is so fucking weird. But, yeah, I mean, you think about that snow shovel fight, you know, we all get angry. I'm sure both of them are assholes and have been antagonizing each other for a long time. But, you know, that moment, you know, this is actually a real problem, ladies. I don't know if y'all even realize you do this, but sometimes when, like, I've had girlfriends where, you know, we've been out or something and somebody cuts us off and the lady screams at them like, fuck you, you piece of shit, you stupid fuck. And, like, you're the guy, like, the person who, if there's a road rage incident, they're not going to probably attack your girlfriend. You're the one who's going to have to fight. And this is like a true, true, absolute issue in our country. Like, 70% of road rage accidents. And you can look up the statistic. 70% of road rage violence starts with a drunk girlfriend mouthing off to, like, a chad in a truck. That's so many deaths are caused by this way more than heart attacks. So please, ladies, unless you can fight or pack in heat, don't antagonize scary fucking weirdos when you're out on a date with your man, if he's me, because I don't know how to fight, and what the fuck am I going to do? You're putting me in some awful ego position where like, because I want to have sex with you, I have to act like I want to fight. I have no choice. And I can't tell you how many men I've had to just beat senseless because of this. So many times I've had to jump out of my car and well, my jump off my lime scooter and fucking like throw some dude around. But anger, karmically, you gotta watch out because you know, like with sadness generally, like, it's a creeping kind of thing. Like sort of sadness kind of fills you up real slowly. Like you hear a song or something or whatever, you're coming off of MDMA or, you know, that sense of just kind of this low level sadness washes over you. And then sadness will inspire you to cry, to go to bed, to like, you know, slow down. And then there's like being horny, which is almost as dangerous as anger. Being horny will like drive you into really bizarre situations. Horniness is an adventure. It's an invitation to like probably fuck your life up or someone else's. But the path that opens up when you're like spectacularly horny is pretty amazing. And you know, I would guess that many of the great innovations in the world, many of the great technologies we have, many of the great stories all started with someone who was like that fever level horny. Like Ernest Shackleton or something. I'm going out to explore Antarctica. But anger, what's scary about anger is like, it can just spring up on you like, you know what I mean? Like you just suddenly you just fly off the handle. And that's a scary thing. For a second you're not even there. You're just like pure monkey. Your lizard brain is activated. You see it with kids, you know, like when they tantrum. It's like you see what's in all of us because there's a moment where your child will become inaccessible. They are offline, dude. And you're not going to like be able to logically convey to them. You know what? I really can't give you lunch leaves. Because they're filled with all kinds of weird shit. And I don't think it's the healthiest thing for you to eat. They don't want to hear that. They're like on the ground shrieking. So it's hard to break through. This is anger. And anger gets your ass in jail. Or like this video anger. Suddenly you are angry and then you're like looking at your wife. He killed both of them. He, like, shot both of them. I think he shot himself. But, like, you're looking over at your wife, she's bleeding. And what's incredible that you won't see in this YouTube video is one of them, as they're lying there dying, says to him, you. Which is like their last word on this planet. Their farewell to human life, to the time space continuum. The way they wrap up the symphony of their life. The final line in their movie is you. And then they're dead. That's anger. Not only does it put you in all kinds of dangerous situations, but it's embarrassing. Oh, my God. Horniness, Embarrassing. Anger, embarrassing. These are the two I'm trying to think of. The other ones, fear. Fear's got a kind of, like, purity to it, you know? I don't think fear is real, true fear. I don't think it's embarrassing. I mean, your friends might be like, you're a pussy, but fear is like. There's something pure about it. Anger, horniness. You, like, turn into some cartoonish thing. Your face gets red, your cheeks get red. You start sending weird fucking DMS to people. You know what I mean? Like, horniness inspires dick pics, which is wild. And something we'll never know is how, at any given moment, how many digitized dicks are flying through us as they travel to someone's phone around us? How many, like, ones and zeros that will be alchemized into a picture of a dick right now are just shooting through you. Like on a plane, in a hotel. My God, in a hotel. My guess would be you're getting at least 15 dicks every hour shot through you as they go to someone else's phone. An ocean of dicks. It's embarrassing. But anger, wow. So embarrassing. Now, I've been listening to this great book which I would recommend called it's by Chogyam Trompa, and it's called Cynicism and Magic. Wow, it's great. And so he's talking about expectation, and I never thought of it this way. So basically, you expect things to be a certain way and then they're not. And so you get angry. But he was saying that expectation is aggression, that there is an aggressive quality to expecting things. It already is kind of an angry sense. You're already kind of pissed off. You have an idea of the way you want things to be. You've been alive long enough to know it's not going to go that way. Like three out of four times. It never does. So you're already kind of Pissed off because you know, it's that thing where you're like, fuck, this is going to be bad. You walk into a restaurant, you're like, God, this is going to suck you. Like you get to the airplane and like you sit down in the seat, no one's there yet, you don't know who's going to sit next to you, but you're already kind of pissed off because you're picturing, you know, some giant. Like you always get the giant in the airplane. Your mind is telling you, I guarantee it's going to be a fucking football player. And the whole time I'm going to be smushed against the side of the, of my seat with some sweaty dudes, testosterone, fucking puffed arms smooshing into me, every, the hairs of his arm rubbing against me. Or a baby's going to start crying and you're already pissed. So anger is what's fascinating about it. And this is why the general prescription in Buddhism is meditation, and this is why they call it a practice is because if you get tuned in to yourself, you realize you can see anger rising way before you have the anger seizure. And that is an interesting thing. It's like having some telescope on Earth and knowing there's an asteroid that's like about to hit the planet. Like you see the beginning of it and then, or you know what it's like, it's like fucking hurricanes. You know, they catch like, oh, there's the perfect form, there's the beginning baby hurricane. And they know it's coming, but the difference is you don't. We don't know how to stop hurricanes yet. Like theoretically you could, I don't know, cool the water down, use some as of yet non existent technology to disrupt whatever the series of events going on that creates the spiral that creates a hurricane. You can, we don't know how to do that yet, but you can actually not stop it, like repress the anger, which is really bad. You know what, I would guess there's some direct connection between repressed anger and horniness. Actually, I think who was it Freud said that someone said that like anger gets like one of the ways it depressurizes is through jerking off. Which by the way, if you apply mindfulness to jerking off, it's real funny to really be honest about the way you're feeling because it's not just like you want to come. You'll notice there's a whole lot of other stuff in there too. And sometimes there's anger, there's boredom, but generally like I Don't know if you've noticed that maybe it's just me, but like, you start looking into it and you realize like you're kind of disgruntled, you know, like you're not just horny, you're like, fuck this. I've had, you know, frustration jerk offs. Yeah. So you can sort of identify it and then the identification of it as it's forming allows you to work with it. It's workable. That's chogum Trump. I love that word. It's workable. You understand there's this thing growing inside of you and then you start looking at the causes and conditions around it, like what is happening here? And then inevitably you'll realize that what's happening is you have a distorted perspective regarding what's going on. Like you're, you've decided that things are away when they're not completely that way. Maybe not that way at all. But the way Trump puts it is when you have an expectation, like I'm going to smoke a cigarette. You actually, the moment the expectation emerges, you soften into the form of what you're about to experience. Your identity transforms with the expectation. So you're thinking you're about to have a good dinner. You turn into someone who's about to enjoy a great dinner. You think you're about to have great sex, you turn into someone who thinks they're about to have great sex. And when that expectation isn't met, you harden up. It's like a, it's like a, a turtle going into its shell. You now that the expectation isn't met, everything gets real rigid. It's not soft anymore. You don't have that, ah, the weed is kicking in. I'm about to have a latte feeling now. You've got the where's my fucking latte feeling? What's going on? What. What the fuck? All of that. And so then you get real rigid and that is the pain that goes along with it. There's a rigidity to anger, there's a unwillingness to unanger yourself. And the more you stick to that, the angrier you get. And then in that rigidity, you actually transform the people around you to like, like go into their shells. And now it's just a bunch of rigid, calcified, irritated, frustrated people jerking off together. I'll put up the link below about my men's group. We have been pleasuring ourselves together to deal with our anger. And it. We have had great success. Except for Daryl. No offense, Daryl, but he can't. He says he Got me in real trouble. He says he can't get hard. He says he doesn't want to jerk off with a lot of dudes. And to me, this is a block. It's a block. It's like number one, the term dude is offensive. Like it's men. You are jerking off as an aggression, a microaggression. You're jerking your dick and that's like. That's not it, man. Don't jerk your dick hard. Think about it. I mean, that's your. Your yoni. I don't remember the name. I forgot. My teacher told me that. It's not yoni. It's. You know what the hippie word for dick is? It's not yoni. Hold on, let me look it up. It's like yoni and. Hold on, yoni. What does yoni mean? Maybe we start there. Yoni, a symbol of divine procreative. Procreative energy conventionally represented by a circular stone. I always thought it meant. Yoni means vagina. Let me look this up. Yeah, A stylized represent. This is the real definition. A stylized representation of the female genitalia that in Hinduism is a sign of generative power and symbolizes the goddess Shakti. So what is, what is the spiritual word for penis? Penis? Phallus. But I thought there was another word. Anyway, it doesn't matter. There is a hippie word for cock that is not showing up. The point is, your phallus isn't just like the dangling, weird, cum dripping tentacle that flops around between your big fat legs. Your phallus is the representation of penetration, penetrating wisdom, interrogating the universe, diving into a swimming pool. These are all forms of penetration. So it's a key, I guess you could say, that unlocks the pussy door. And in that, unlocking all of human life and all of the great things that we have exist, from unlocking the pussy door and going inside and blasting jizz. This is how life continues on this planet. And so if you come to my men's group and you use the term jerking off, I don't want to jerk off in front of dudes. You're going to hurt my feelings. I'm not afraid to say that. I don't do toxic masculinity, you're going to hurt my feelings and you're going to hurt the feelings of my brothers in my men's group. And if you can't jerk off with your brothers, then how can you even call it a family, which is what our men's group is? So I'm sorry. I called you out. But please, I hope this episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Because there's options out there, man. You can do that. Overcome your fear. Fear is the mind killer. Let me read something to you. This episode of the DTFH is sponsored by BetterHelp. You know what's scary? I'll tell you what's scary. What's scary is when you realize you've been acting like someone. You're not around people and they've gotten used to that version of you, which is just some kind of weird mask you constructed during an anxiety attack because you wanted them to like you. And now you got to commit to the mask. You're afraid if you take that thing off and they see what's underneath, they're going to reject you, make fun of you, call you names, be mean. And that's pretty sad because that means that you don't love yourself. That's a bad feeling. So this is why sometimes therapy is a great thing. Yeah, sure, I'm being flippant about what I'm talking about, but I actually believe it. That's happened to me. It's really creepy and nobody wants to be crystallized into some kind of self imposed mask. But also, you might need some help breaking that thing off your face, softening it up, getting it off your face, maybe in little chunks. You know, this was the recommendation of my barber before I shaved my entire head. He's like, why don't we just slowly get rid of the hair and then by the time it's all gone, people won't even know your head is bald. I said, just take it off. But sometimes with therapy, that's what it's all about. It's a very slow, gentle process of melting away all those layers of not you that you think are you. And it's changed my life profoundly. It's one of the best things I ever did outside of like having kids, psychedelics, Burning man, my podcast, some cars I've had, exercise, eating healthy, being nice to my dogs. Choosing to go to India was a great thing I did. But therapy is definitely up there. Like it's the real deal. And there's a reason it exists. It works. So if you're thinking of starting therapy, you should give BetterHelp a try. It's entirely online, designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. You just fill out a brief questionnaire to get matched with a licensed therapist, and you switch therapists anytime for no additional charge. Take off the mask with BetterHelp. Visit betterhelp.comduncan today to get 10% off your first month. That's BetterHelp hp.comduncan Thank you. Better help. So this is a quote from Dune. It's a Frank Herbert quote. I'm a huge fan of Dune. We could pull that up if you want. Now, what a lot of people don't know about this quote is that Frank Herbert used to actually say this before circle jerks with his pals. I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear is gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain. He would say that. And supposedly in his men's group, everyone just started saying that before they started jerking off together. And I tried to get folks in my men's group to do it and they all refused, which is fine. It's a democracy, sort of. And so we're not gonna. If you don't wanna do that, fine. I don't care. But I don't like what we all have to say. And they voted on this, which is like, hey, now you're an all star. Get your game on. Let's go. It's so stupid. It makes me feel so dumb to say that. I would rather do an incantation or a chant, but it doesn't matter. The point is, fear and anger are the same thing. In fact, they say that anger is hot fear. When fear gets hot, it turns into anger. So theoretically, if you could become fearless, you wouldn't get angry anymore. If you became fearless, you would somehow walk through this world without freaking out and spilling water all over your fucking laptop because you got sucked in like a fly. You were temporarily pulled into some hyper manipulative spider web spun by Mr. Fucking Beast, who got me. He got me on every level. I guess he knew that would happen. Yeah, you didn't poison me with your fucking whatever your lunch lease. But you almost destroyed the computer I'm using in Project Beast Blast. So Kudos to you, Mr. Beast. You got me. One point for Mr. Beast. But I'm not stopping. And we will blow up the pyramids. Last thing I did want to show you guys this. I know I don't know what I'm doing here, in case you haven't noticed. Check this out. Also, I feel like I need to say this. I'm not sponsored by OpenAI or any of these things. I get nothing from it. I Just want to share it with you. I was talking about Sora earlier, but check this out. Luma Labs AI is the best video generation website out there. Like, a lot of them are. A lot of them are okay, but this one, like, look at this video this produces. How crazy is that? It looks so good until his head melts into his chest. Or let me find another good one. BDSM dude at a call center. I mean, that's incredible. It looks real good. See what else we got in here? I don't remember what. So you can add stuff. Like, you can kind of see everything. Like, one thing I always do with AI, I know it's childish, is like you try to ask it to, like, show someone eating sausage. Because you can't say, show someone, like, munching on a penis. Let me see here. This was a video clip I was trying to do for the prank calls that Emil and I made, which, by the way, are available on Band Camp. Link underneath. But check this out. Satan Attacks a Call Center. That one, not so good, but terrifying. And then finally, let me see if there's another good one here. You know, obviously every once in a while it totally fucks up. But check out. I was trying to do like a cocoa melon. What's great about Generative AI is if you have a stupid idea, but you. You're kind of like, for some reason you're uncertain if the idea is stupid. This will show you. No, that's a really bad idea. And you won't pursue whatever the fuck it was you thought you were going to make and save a lot of time. But this is my attempt to, like, duplicate Cocomelon. And it did a pretty good job. But I just realized, like, the amount of time it would take me to do an entire cocomelon song with AI would be exorbitant. And for what? You know, it's pretty good though. Like, if you think about, like, that's pretty cool, huh? That's actually pretty awesome. Maybe I will do a cocomelon video. But this is great. If you are interested in messing around with Generative AI. Luma Labs AI is great. Runway ML is also good. But this one and a lot of these things work really well together too. So you can make generate shit in Mid journey, then throw it into Luma AI, then throw it into Runway ML. And then this is a way that you can create content that is better than a lot of the AI content you see out there, which can be pretty disappointing. What's the last thing I wanted to say?

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Well, I don't know. Thank you for watching my solo episodes. For those of you who aren't subscribing, subscribe, won't you? We got to get to Phase two. Keep your eyes on this page. Soon the clip of Little Hobo will be uploaded and finally, I really hope that you guys have it in your hearts to send some dough to Western North Carolina. I grew up there and there's links down there or in the, on the, on the website. If you're listening to this with audio, there's links that you can find that for the for the foundations that my wife and I think are the best for donating to. There's lots of good ones out there, but we research the ones that are like boots on the ground and you can see them in the comments down below. And I'm sorry, for my audio listeners, I just realized that I was referring to things you can't see. Okay, I love you. Goodbye.

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