647: William Montgomery

Summary

Duncan Trussell Family Hour Podcast Summary Episode: 647: William Montgomery
Release Date: November 8, 2024
Host: Duncan Trussell
Guest: William Montgomery
Duration: 78:10

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Introduction

Timestamp: [00:00] – [02:50]

Duncan Trussell kicks off Episode 647 by promoting his upcoming performances at the Wilbur Theater in Boston and encouraging listeners to check out William Montgomery's comedy shows, especially his appearances on "Kill Tony." He also highlights new merchandise available on his shop and introduces the concept of becoming a member for ad-free episodes starting November.

Notable Quote:

• Duncan Trussell ([00:00]): "If you're interested in looking, honestly, you probably will see this later, but this is astrology for October 18th... Aquarius, you are ready to graduate to a higher octave of maturity and wisdom about everything related to love, romance and sex."

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Astrology Segment

Timestamp: [02:50] – [06:09]

Duncan and William dive into astrology, discussing their zodiac signs—both identifying as Aquarius. They explore the weekly astrological predictions, focusing on Aquarius individuals' readiness to advance in personal relationships and the occurrence of nocturnal emissions (wet dreams).

Notable Quotes:

• Duncan Trussell ([03:24]): "Aquarius, you are ready to graduate to a higher octave of maturity and wisdom about everything related to love, romance and sex."
• William Montgomery ([04:10]): "It's a wet dream."

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Political Prognosticator: William Montgomery’s Election Predictions

Timestamp: [06:15] – [75:00]

Introduction to Prognostication:
William Montgomery reveals his unconventional hobby of analyzing elections, a passion he inherited from his late grandfather, Rusty Vance. He humorously references his role as a "political prognosticator," claiming to have accurately predicted the outcomes of the last three presidential elections.

Notable Quotes:

• William Montgomery ([07:04]): "I've been a political prognosticator. My sweet grandfather, Rusty Vance... taught me how to analyze just the general situation of the political climate."
• Duncan Trussell ([09:14]): "I don't believe you. You can lie about that."

The Medallion System:
William introduces his unique system based on "medallions," symbols that he associates with election outcomes. These medallions are derived from various sources, including dreams and interpreting internet data patterns such as pornographic trends.

Detailed Breakdown:

1. Medallion One – October Birthdays:

   • William Montgomery ([12:03]): "Number one is you cannot be a president up to this point has not been born in October."
   • Duncan tests the validity by referencing Donald Trump's birth in June, confirming Trump's eligibility under this medallion.

2. Medallion Two – Warm Month Births:

   • Both discuss the correlation between presidents being born in warmer months. William cites Abraham Lincoln's February birthday as a contested point but maintains his stance.

3. Medallion Three – Animal Symbols:

   • William introduces Muding, a dwarf hippopotamus symbolizing aggression and survival, linking it metaphorically to election outcomes.

4. Medallion Four – Online Porn Trends:

   • William controversially uses pornography preferences across states to predict electoral outcomes, associating specific genres like "cuck porn" with political leanings.

Discussions on Predictions:

• Battleground States Analysis:
  William identifies key battleground states—Pennsylvania, Georgia, North Carolina—and correlates their predominant porn preferences with their voting tendencies.

  Examples:

  • Texas (Red State): "Big beautiful woman (BBW)" preferences indicate a tilt towards Trump.
  • California (Blue State): "Scat" and "cuckolding" favor Harris.
  • North Carolina (Blue State): "Voyeur" trends predict Trump's win.
  • Pennsylvania (Battleground): "Threesome" preferences suggest a Trump victory.

• Implications for Investments:
  They humorously discuss how predicting the election could influence financial decisions, such as investing in private prisons or Bitcoin based on the anticipated president.

  Notable Quotes:

  • William Montgomery ([47:19]): "If Trump wins due to my analysis of the medallions."
  • Duncan Trussell ([51:23]): "You are looking at a $95 per day profit per prisoner."

Personal Anecdotes and Interruptions:
Throughout the segment, Duncan shares personal stories about his upbringing in the bayou, including traumatic experiences with his stepfather, which briefly divert the conversation from politics to more intimate topics.

Betting on Predictions:
The dialogue culminates in Duncan challenging William to a wager—$5,000 if Alan Lickman's election prediction system proves more accurate. William accepts the bet, further solidifying their friendly rivalry.

Notable Quotes:

• Duncan Trussell ([75:03]): "I want to bet you $5,000 that Trump is going to win due to my analysis of the medallions."
• William Montgomery ([75:08]): "I'll bet you $5,000 that Trump is going to win due to my analysis of the medallions."

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Conclusion

Timestamp: [75:03] – [78:10]

Duncan wraps up the episode by reinforcing his skepticism towards William's medallion system while maintaining a humorous and lighthearted tone. They exchange final remarks and reiterate their friendly bet regarding the 2024 presidential election outcome.

Notable Quotes:

• Duncan Trussell ([77:27]): "Thank you so much for watching. A big thank you to our sponsors and I will see you next week."
• William Montgomery ([77:43]): "We'll see. Again, I stand behind my medallions."

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Key Takeaways

• Unconventional Prediction Methods:
  William Montgomery employs a blend of astrology, dream interpretation, and even internet pornography trends to predict presidential election outcomes, presenting a unique and humorous take on political forecasting.

• Friendly Rivalry and Skepticism:
  Duncan maintains a skeptical stance towards William's methods, fostering an engaging and entertaining debate that highlights both camaraderie and playful competition.

• Personal Narratives:
  Duncan’s sharing of personal family experiences adds depth to the conversation, balancing the more abstract discussions on politics and predictions.

• Engagement with Audience:
  The episode encourages listeners to follow William’s predictions and engage with the humorous bet, fostering a sense of participation and anticipation for the election results.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

1. Astrology Insights:

   • Duncan Trussell ([03:24]): "Aquarius, you are ready to graduate to a higher octave of maturity and wisdom about everything related to love, romance and sex. Expect more nocturnal emissions."

2. Election Predictions:

   • William Montgomery ([07:04]): "I've been a political prognosticator. My sweet grandfather, Rusty Vance... taught me how to analyze just the general situation of the political climate."

3. Skepticism and Humor:

   • Duncan Trussell ([09:14]): "I don't believe you. You can lie about that."

4. Investment Implications:

   • Duncan Trussell ([51:23]): "You are looking at a $95 per day profit per prisoner."

5. Friendly Bet:

   • Duncan Trussell ([75:03]): "I want to bet you $5,000 that Trump is going to win due to my analysis of the medallions."

6. Closing Remarks:

   • William Montgomery ([77:43]): "We'll see. Again, I stand behind my medallions."

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Conclusion

Episode 647 of the Duncan Trussell Family Hour featuring William Montgomery offers a blend of humor, personal storytelling, and unconventional political analysis. William's medallion-based prediction system adds a quirky twist to election forecasting, engaging listeners with its originality and the ensuing friendly debate. The episode balances lighthearted banter with deeper personal narratives, providing an entertaining and thought-provoking listen for both regular fans and newcomers.

Transcript

[Duncan Trussell]

Hi folks, if you're watching this the week of October 18th, please come and catch me at the Wilbur in Boston. This is, I usually do clubs. This is a gigantic theater, famous comedy theater. I can't wait to go there. And if you're living in Boston, come out and see me again. That's going to be. I'll be at the Wilbur. You can find all of my [e-mail] Greetings friends. It's me, Duncan. And this is the Duncan Trussell Family Hour podcast. Now, I love William Montgomery. I love having him as a guest. But usually I don't put guests on right after they've been on the show. But in this case I had to do it. I was at the Mothership in the Green Room and William was giving a lecture on some bullshit about how he can predict elections. And it seemed like such incredible horseshit that I had to invite him back on the show to share this horseshit with all of you. You probably know William from Kill Tony. He is a regular on the Kill Tony show also. He is a really hilarious comedian. And so if you are watching this on the week of October 18th, go to William's website which will be down here or if you're listening it'll be in the episode description on dunkatrustle.com and go check out William's show. I think he's coming to Portland. He's got a lot of shows coming out and he is so funny and I really hope you'll come and watch him. Also, I would love for you to revisit the [e-mail]. we have brand new designs up that I hope you will enjoy. These are really great T shirts that I've been designing and I would love for you to check them out. Learning how to draw, how to do digital art, which is this brand new thing that people have been doing where instead of using a paper and a pen they actually you can do art on your computer now, which is crazy. So check out the new [e-mail] just click on the shop. And also in November I'm going to start memberships for the dtfh. So if you are watching this in November and you want ad free episodes of the dtfh, just sign up to be a member. That's on my YouTube or if you listen to the audio you can find commercial free [e-mail] dtfh and now welcome back to the dtfh comedian, political and analyst, I guess William Montgomery. William Duncan, welcome back to the DTFH.

[William Montgomery]

Thank you so much for having me again. It is such a pleasure. And what a nice day. What a nice day it's been.

[Duncan Trussell]

Dude, are you into astrology?

[William Montgomery]

Big time.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay. This is like the Austin Chronicle, gang. The best source for astrology.

[William Montgomery]

That's where I look. I love the Austin Chronicle.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so let's see here. Let's do some astrology to start. I know it's a weird way to start it off, but I know you are a fellow lover of astrology.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah. What is my. So mine. I was born January 26th. So that is Aquarius. How is mine Aquarius?

[Duncan Trussell]

For those of you interested in looking, honestly, you probably will see this later, but this is astrology for October 18th. October 24th.

[William Montgomery]

Okay. Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

So if you're watching this, if somehow we get this released the week of the show, then this could apply to all the Aquarius people out there. Yes, Aquarius, you are ready to graduate to a higher octave of maturity and wisdom about everything related to love, romance and sex. Expect more nocturnal emissions. What is a nocturnal emission?

[William Montgomery]

It's where I think you have a dream and maybe you're kissing on somebody or maybe there is sexual contact or whatever.

[Duncan Trussell]

A wet dream.

[William Montgomery]

Yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, it's a nice way to say wet dream.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah. Well, that's weird about that though, Duncan, because I swear on Sunday, this past Sunday, I was laying on the couch and my girlfriend was sitting beside me, kind of close, and my shirt pulled up and I didn't move or anything. And so it's a ghost. So that's a weird thing to hear because I swear that literally happened on Sunday and my shirt moved up when I was thinking about playing Call of Duty. Whoa. Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

You know what they say. Millionaires use financial advisors, billionaires use astrologists.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, it makes sense.

[Duncan Trussell]

What's yours, Josh?

[William Montgomery]

Virgo.

[Duncan Trussell]

Virgo.

[William Montgomery]

Oh, from the Big Island. I just knew a Virgo from Jamaica. Just a guy. Some nice guy. Met when I used to work at a. Seriously. As a guy named Virgo. So every time I hear Virgo. Yeah, and he was a Jamaican guy. So every time I hear Virgo. Virgo from the Big Island.

[Duncan Trussell]

Let's see. I once had a Virgo girlfriend. She was talented, hardworking, meticulous, organized, health conscious and resourceful. She also hated it when I had her poodle euthanized while she was at work. She didn't understand that the dog was suffering, but I could tell based on its astrological predictions or what the fuck.

[William Montgomery]

That was a weird one. And that was for Virgo. So you need to be careful this week. I think that just means be careful.

[Duncan Trussell]

You have pets?

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, my wife is constantly trying to kill my 14 year old cat.

[Duncan Trussell]

So there you go.

[William Montgomery]

Super weird.

[Duncan Trussell]

Super weird. Yeah, that's Rob Bresny. Thank you, Rob. Very accurate, very interesting.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, keep up the good work, Rob. Seriously, he does do a good job.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't know, I can't imagine that the Austin Chronicles paying you what you deserve. But I've made a lot of big life decisions based on your column and I really do appreciate your hard work. So thank you. Dude, look, and for everybody watching, I do not like getting political on the dtfh. I don't think it's a political podcast. I don't have a political mind. But I was hanging out with William at the green room of the mothership and he revealed something about himself that I don't think a lot of people know, which is that as a hobby you analyze elections.

[William Montgomery]

And yes, a political prognosticator is what I like to refer to it as. I've been a political prognosticator. My sweet grandfather, Rusty Vance, rest in peace down from Mississippi. He always would do that for the elections. He would always have different ways he would analyze what was going on currently in the country. Just all different things to analyze. And he really got me in it. I mean, it was a hard time. It was when I was living back down in Mississippi and things were not looking good at the time. I was getting laid off from jobs left and right and I really got into communication with people, as I called him, and he kind of ended up teaching me how to analyze just the general situation of the political climate. So it's been a lot of fun. I mean, we are really close. What are we a couple weeks away? Something two or three weeks away right now from.

[Duncan Trussell]

When is the. Josh, what date?

[William Montgomery]

November 4th.

[Duncan Trussell]

November 4th.

[William Montgomery]

November 4th. Okay, okay, okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

So it's coming up and like, man, I gotta tell you, these fucking campaign ads, they are crazy. I'm so sick of them, man. Like, I'm so ready for this shit to be over. Just like every time you turn on the tv, it's another campaign ad. And it's. It's.

[William Montgomery]

They're so toxic, horribly toxic. And they're, quite frankly, I don't know, it's. The more toxic you get, I think you can start alienating people. And it's like, how many people are. I saw when I've. I've. I was in Ohio kind of recently and I saw one there for somebody running for something and it Was somebody did a thing where they caught on fire by a bathtub. What is that called when somebody catches on Spontaneous combustion? Yes, it was a spontaneous combustion. Something about bathtubs. And then it morphed into this political thing and it made me want to throw up. It made me want to turn off the television.

[Duncan Trussell]

I know, man. It just feels like they're resorting to like, just fear tactics to try to get us to vote, man. It's just so fucked up, man. Well, okay, I'm going to be honest with you. Uh, you told me that you have predicted the last three presidents.

[William Montgomery]

Yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

And I don't believe you.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, no. Duncan is crazy.

[Duncan Trussell]

You can lie about that. I feel like you're trolling me.

[William Montgomery]

No, no. It's something I don't like to bring up because I feel like people aren't even gonna believe me. But now it's. You've been so nice to let me come on here. It's not nice to kind of describe. Cause I really do have a system. I literally have been able to pick the past three presidents.

[Duncan Trussell]

Here's what I feel like. This is what I. And this is why I asked you to come back on the show. And I love you. I love you as a friend. I love you love you in a lot of ways. And the reason I am bringing you on the show is because not only do I not believe you, I don't appreciate you trolling me. Like, I know you're a troll and you're good at it. And so I just want publicly for you to display. You guys have to understand, like, it wasn't like he just said I. It's like I have a whole system. Well, you ear. He gave a green room ear beating for like an hour and 20 minutes regarding these medallions or some.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, the medallions. That's how I do it. My sweet grandfather, Rusty, rest in peace. He did. He had his were called tenants. But I thought I didn't want to do exactly what his was, even though I take a lot from him. So, yeah, I started calling him medallions because it just seems like a medallion is something if you pick something. If you see something shining on the ground, a medallion would be a good thing for it to be. Not just a bottle cap or something like a medallion.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay.

[William Montgomery]

It's probably worth some money, your medallions. But yeah, that's how I came up with that. Okay, that's what I was thinking.

[Duncan Trussell]

The plot thickens. So the next day, William sends me some. Like some shit he's cooked up, which I'm still convinced is a troll, but it's a very detailed troll. And because we are approaching the elections now, you can put your money where your fucking mouth is.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, we will see how accurate I am again, let's go 4, 0. I think there's a strong chance I'm going to go four and.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay. Okay.

[William Montgomery]

So come November 4th. November 4th. Yes, come November 4th.

[Duncan Trussell]

You don't even know the date. But you're predicting the fucking elections. You would think you would need to know the date.

[William Montgomery]

You can't. You have to get a. But you have to stand up sometimes. You can't just be down in the weeds. You can't have your face down in the weeds all the time. Every now and again, you have to stand up and analyze what's going on around you. And I've just been. I've been standing up, analyzing.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and let's just show the folks this system. Can you. Can you pull out the. Yeah, you sent it to me. Whatever the fuck it is, the thing you sent. So. All right, so tell me what I'm looking at here. Malia Montgomery's five medallions of liberty.

[William Montgomery]

So this is. Yes. William Montgomery's five medallions of liberty. Again, I've been able to get the past three presidents very accurately using the system, if you want to call it a system. But we have. Yes, five. Five medallions. Five different ways to analyze the election. Five ways to analyze what's going on, to figure out who our president, next president is going to be.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so where did you come up with these medallions?

[William Montgomery]

It came to me. Two of them came to me in a dream one night.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay.

[William Montgomery]

Because I had been trying to. Sometimes when I get in a certain headspace, I can start dreaming about that. I can be in that headspace in my dreams. And I was able to come up with. Yeah, two of them in dreams, actually. Number one and number two, those came to me in a dream. Just the analyzing.

[Duncan Trussell]

What is that, number one? Is that a skeleton? Orange skeleton? Is that a pump? What is that, a pumpkin?

[William Montgomery]

So number one is.

[Duncan Trussell]

Can you pull up the. Yeah. You know, Christmas is a coming. It's happening. I saw a Christmas tree in a window. We are already putting up Christmas lights. And you know my favorite Christmas carol? It's the Little Drummer Boy. This poor little drummer boy goes to Jesus. He says, I don't have a gift to give you but I'll play you my drum. Now, I think if that happened to me, I mean, I'm assuming the parents were around, like, don't. The baby is sleeping. You will not play the fucking drum for my kid. Where is the gift? But in this carol, if you haven't heard it, it's called the Little Drummer Boy. He plays the drum. Baby Jesus smiles. And if only that little drummer boy had known about Uncommon Goods. Instead of going there with his little drums, he could have bought Jesus a Bluetooth banana phone. Think about that. I wonder what the Bible would be like if Jesus had had a banana. It looks like a banana, but it Bluetooths to your phone. Do you understand what this means for dadding? Do you realize how I'm. Soon as my banana phone comes, I'm going to be blowing the minds of three children who already think I take calls from Santa Claus on my banana. It's. I don't know. I ethically, I keep going back and forth, like, is that good that they think that they can call people on a banana? I mean, is that going to be like, what if they're in danger? And like, instead of finding an actual phone, they just go to the fruit bowl and try to call the cops? But regardless, I'm excited about my banana phone. And this is one of the many, many incredible gifts you can find it. Uncommon Goods, today's sponsor. No more gift cards. Promise me that. Just no more gift cards. It's easy. Go to Uncommon Goods and check it out. They don't. They have a lot of really cool stuff. People like me like banana phones, but they have everything. You want to get something beautiful, sophisticated, and cool for someone, they've got that. You want a banana phone. Not that that isn't sophisticated. Depends on who you're calling. But you can get that, too. When you shop at Uncommon Goods, you're supporting artists and small independent businesses. Many of their handcrafted products are made in small batches, so shop now before they sell out. This holiday season, Uncommon Goods looks for products that are high quality, unique, and often handmade or made in the US they are the most meaningful out of the ordinary gifts anywhere, AKA banana phones. They even have gifts you can personalize. To get 15% off your next gift, go to UncommonGoods.com dunkin that's UncommonGoods.com dunkin for 15% off. Don't miss out on this limited time offer. Uncommon Goods. We're all out of the ordinary. Okay, so, okay, it's a pump. Yeah.

[William Montgomery]

Yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

Jack Lantern.

[William Montgomery]

Yes, Jack o'lantern So, number one is you cannot be a president up to this point has not been born in October.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay.

[William Montgomery]

So it's weirdly enough.

[Duncan Trussell]

All right, let's pull up Donald Trump's birthday.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, let's see. Because again, this has. I don't know how it works. And again, that was one. That. It came to me in a dream. I feel like that's maybe disingenuous saying that it made me. I thought of that in my dream. Oh, maybe a certain month no president has ever been born in. And then I went down, did my due diligence, and I figured out nobody had ever been born in October who was a president before.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so we got Donald J. Trump, born June. June.

[William Montgomery]

Okay, so he is okay for this.

[Duncan Trussell]

Let's pull up Kamala Harris.

[William Montgomery]

So he is okay for number one. And again, check me, Check me. Fact check me. Whatever. But I'm telling you, I've already done this. October 20th. So again, I swear, people are already going to think I'm goofing around or something. But look at it. October 20th.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think some people are going to think this is like a partisan thing you're doing.

[William Montgomery]

No, not at all. I tried to totally stay in the middle of stuff. I am not. I. This is. I swear this is not. So it's not reflecting who you want.

[Duncan Trussell]

To be president, is not reflecting any political ideology.

[William Montgomery]

Not whatsoever. It's literally the tenants. It's the medallions.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so. And the medallions are not partisan.

[William Montgomery]

No, not at all.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so tell me about number two. What do we got there?

[William Montgomery]

And I'll just say, number one, just because Kamala was born in October, that doesn't necessarily mean she's going to lose. But let's analyze these other things, and we will figure it out. But that already, though, for me, is a red flag. I swear it's a red flag already.

[Duncan Trussell]

Fair enough. So. Well, holy shit. There you go. Number two. Born in a warm month. Number two.

[William Montgomery]

Yes. Born in a warm month. And again, this was another one that. It was that same dream I had. I think to myself, oh, I wonder if they're all the same month. And then I think, wait, if they all are around general. Around the same general months, maybe they're all born. And I do my research. And in fact, all presidents have been born in a warm month.

[Duncan Trussell]

That is fascinating. Can you. Okay, I'm going to test you on this. Can you pull up Abraham Lincoln's birthday?

[William Montgomery]

Yep. Let's see. And again, some people might argue this a little bit, because obviously some places, warm months will start indifferent. I mean, if we're talking in Texas, there's a lot of Warm months. But so.

[Duncan Trussell]

So see, When's his birthday?

[William Montgomery]

February 12th.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, that's. He was born in March.

[William Montgomery]

So that's. If you are in.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, in office in March. When was he born? Maybe look up Lincoln's birthday. I'm surprised that's not February 12th. Wait, February 12th is not a warm month.

[William Montgomery]

No, but in Kentucky.

[Duncan Trussell]

18 oh, 1809.

[William Montgomery]

1809.

[Duncan Trussell]

So 18 nine. That. I'm just reading a book on the Civil War. This is so interesting. 1809 had like anomalous weather and that was a very hot winter.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, I think it was an El Nino system or something. Especially in Kentucky.

[Duncan Trussell]

Fascinating. Man. This is so fascinating.

[William Montgomery]

So again, some people might. Again, this is where people will come in and say, oh, well, that's kind of a weird one because different again, Texas, there's a lot of warm months and maybe somewhere else it's a lot of cold months. So I get it. Somebody might kind of come at me a little bit for that one, but I stick with it. Wait, so when. So Don.

[Duncan Trussell]

Something weird has happened. And I, I think I, I don't mean to get woo woo here, but when you are, when you're doing. I've noticed anytime on my podcast where I get into the mystical, weird just happens.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And my chair just dropped.

[William Montgomery]

I heard that. I heard that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Did you see that, Josh?

[William Montgomery]

I got on camera, dude. You got that on camera? Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Wait, see, this is the kind of shit that happens when you start getting into.

[William Montgomery]

And I had something move my shirt the other night on Sunday. Well, it was in the middle of the day. That's true.

[Duncan Trussell]

Goosebumps. Goosebumps.

[William Montgomery]

And you just. Your chair went down. So again, on the first two, first one always stands up. Second one can be kind of wishy washy. Again, depending on specifics.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's not like any one medallion, you're saying it's like when you get this set of medallions together, that is how you would predict who the.

[William Montgomery]

So maybe one or two. As long as you have a majority of the medallions, then you. I take that as a real strong indicator that somebody's gonna win over. Somebody's gonna beat the other person.

[Duncan Trussell]

So tell me about number three. We've got like a little gray dog there. What is that?

[William Montgomery]

Yeah. Muding. It is a sweet hippopotamus who happens to be wonderful at being able to predict who our next President of the United States is going to be. Now Muding has a real small mama. That's why you can tell because normally hippopotamuses are real giant Scary creatures. But Muding's mama is really small and they think that's why Muding is staying around this size for many years. Normally hippopotamus are. Oh, it's a dwarf.

[Duncan Trussell]

So a zoo worker plays with a female dwarf hippopotamus.

[William Montgomery]

Exactly.

[Duncan Trussell]

So that's like a toy hippopotamus.

[William Montgomery]

So they don't have to worry about you eating people. Because a lot of the times the hippopotamus eats people in different countries.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think they're the cause of like. Like they kill more people per year than like sharks. They kill more people per year than like any other animal, I'm pretty sure. Can you pull that up? Like hippopotamus. How many people?

[William Montgomery]

I think they are the most deadly hippopotami. Have you ever seen a video of them swimming? Because they don't actually swim. What do they do? They're so heavy that they run on the bottom of the lake or river. They run on the bottom and they can hop up and like get air. So they're doing that and they're. Yeah. So they're running at you underwater and then they're eating you and they have those four big tusk teeth and so.

[Duncan Trussell]

It'S a horrible death because they just rip you apart.

[William Montgomery]

Woo woo, woo woo.

[Duncan Trussell]

Accounts recording the number of human deaths per year by hippo attack range from about 500 to 3,000.

[William Montgomery]

That is.

[Duncan Trussell]

It is thought that hippo attacks on small boats are anti predator behavior with the hippos mistaking them for crocodiles. As a result, hippos have long had a largely undeserved reputation as aggressive animals. What do you mean undeserved? They kill between 500 3,000. That is a deserved reputation. Jesus Christ.

[William Montgomery]

But they have bird friends. See that one? They have a nice relationship with the birds. The birds?

[Duncan Trussell]

Those. Those aren't birds. Those are cuts.

[William Montgomery]

Those are birds on the.

[Duncan Trussell]

Cut.

[William Montgomery]

The birds. Help. They're buddies.

[Duncan Trussell]

The birds are feasting. They're burrowing into the hippo. They're trying to kill it.

[William Montgomery]

I hope not.

[Duncan Trussell]

Why? Jesus.

[William Montgomery]

Look, that one's eating a lion.

[Duncan Trussell]

The one attacking the. Jesus. Jesus Christ. These fuckers are deadly. Let's scroll down and look. Jesus.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, you got it. You gotta be careful. But again, can you pull up that.

[Duncan Trussell]

One of the guy running away from the hippo? Jesus Christ.

[William Montgomery]

And that guy got both of his legs.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, the guy, the injured man. Oh my fucking God. He ripped his legs off. Look at him. You can see it's got him right there and he. Look at the hippo is smiling and then look there. Look at this little baby about taking a chunk. Is that Muding?

[William Montgomery]

That's Muding. When Muding was younger. Muding. I again, is totally leveling out. Muding picks the President.

[Duncan Trussell]

Look at this. Look at this. The hippo biting the croc on the. Can you. Can you scroll down? Look at that. Just chomping a Gatorade.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, that's muding.

[Duncan Trussell]

And they. Look. Look at this. Pull up. They seem to be at war with alligators and people.

[William Montgomery]

They got a lot going on. People forget about the hippopotamus. The plight of the hippopotamus.

[Duncan Trussell]

Can you. Why is it a plight? Can you pull up? They're winning. It seems to me they're winning.

[William Montgomery]

Well, look down there. That guy's shooting them. They get killed by trophy hunters.

[Duncan Trussell]

I mean, it seems like we get killed. How can you look up how many hippos are killed per year by hunters? Because I want to see who's winning this war.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah. I've never even thought about it. Who is winning the war?

[Duncan Trussell]

It's clearly a war. Jesus Christ. Hundreds.

[William Montgomery]

Hundreds.

[Duncan Trussell]

Hundreds being shot each year they kill up to 5,000 people a year.

[William Montgomery]

So hippos are winning the war.

[Duncan Trussell]

Hippos are winning the war.

[William Montgomery]

They're winning the war. Okay, so hundreds is not too bad, I guess.

[Duncan Trussell]

Mosquitoes kill more people than hippos.

[William Montgomery]

Skeetie. Did you ever call them skeeties?

[Duncan Trussell]

All the time. They were skeeties. You know this. When I lived. I lived up in Louisiana for a little while. On the bayou. Yes. And in a little hut by the bayou with my family. My stepfather was a Cajun fisherman. And those are some really great times, man. But my stepbrother, 3 years old, and he was consumed by mosquitoes. Like, we. It was the most up thing. I had to go to therapy.

[William Montgomery]

Did you see it?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes, I did.

[William Montgomery]

You were there?

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, I mean, it was the morning and, you know, he hadn't come out. We were. Every morning, it was fish. You do get sick of that. But we went into his room and you open the door. I'll never forget it. Just mosquitoes just flew out.

[William Montgomery]

What, did he sleep with the window open or something? Or.

[Duncan Trussell]

How'd they get in? He didn't mean. I mean, he's three.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Honestly, it's kind of my stepdad's fault because he would put him to bed.

[William Montgomery]

And he left the window open and.

[Duncan Trussell]

He left the window open to crack, and just like, so many mosquitoes got in there. And the poor kid had, like, been fishing and had gotten Like a bunch of fishing hooks stuck in his body. And because it was late at night and because, like, you know, when you live on the bayou, there's no cars. So we. My stepdad thought it would. It made more sense to take him to the hospital the next day. And so.

[William Montgomery]

Really?

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, we just put a bunch of bandages and novocaine and stuff where the.

[William Montgomery]

In his little fingers. I'm sure it was hard for him to get the little fish and the minnows or the worms. I'm sure a 3 year old has tiny little fingers. And your stepdad was really making him do that bio.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's the bio life. It's the bayou life. We do things different out there on the bike.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And, you know, respect zydeco music.

[William Montgomery]

I love some zydeco.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, well, I don't anymore because that's what was playing. Because we would. When we had the fish breakfast, he would always play zydeco. And so he's. We're listening to Zydeco. And I remember at first when my mom fell in love with him and left my dad for him. I remember like enjoying the zydeco all the time.

[William Montgomery]

Cajun mystery or descent?

[Duncan Trussell]

What? Incest.

[William Montgomery]

Whatever.

[Duncan Trussell]

Cajun incest.

[William Montgomery]

No, like the incest or not in. No. Yeah. Not incest.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, okay, he. Before he married my mom, he was in a relationship with his sister. So technically it would be considered incest. But things are different on the bio and, you know, was she nice? She was. I never met her. She died.

[William Montgomery]

Oh.

[Duncan Trussell]

Fishing accident. Right before he married my mom. They were out on a boat or whatever and I don't know, I guess she fell in and drowned. Which is crazy because she's like, if I'm by you, you know how to swim. Everyone does. But, yes, she passed away and he had an insurance policy out on her, which, you know, actually gave me a pretty nice childhood, which is why I kind of have mixed emotions.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, I'm sure stuff like that's hard.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, it is. Yeah, it was. He was grieving when he met my mom. And anyway, blah, blah, blah.

[William Montgomery]

And that can be a bad time to meet somebody.

[Duncan Trussell]

I agree. I agree.

[William Montgomery]

It's like, where are you in the mix? You're probably just a sweet little guy and just tagging along with your freaking mom. And it's like she meets this God, this Cajun guy down in freaking Louisiana, the bayou. I mean, I feel for you, man. That's like a hard. That's a hard deal.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, it's kind of can of worms. We're Opening here.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah. No, I'm really. I'm so sorry. And it's so weird about Louisiana because Carville, the. That political prognosticator, I'm generally. I have been more accurate using my system than Carville. And he's, I think, a Louisiana guy.

[Duncan Trussell]

He lived right up the bayou from us. Really? Yeah. That's cool. His family did. Yeah. Well. Yeah. Anyway, we just opened the door, a bunch of mosquitoes came out, and it just, like, didn't. It didn't look like Stefan anymore. It just looked like a kind of mummy with fish hooks in, like, its little withered appendages, like, they drained completely.

[William Montgomery]

Sucked all his blood.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like, all of his blood. All of his blood. And that zydeco music playing. And the sound of the mosquitoes. Like, I literally feel nauseous right now. Like, I feel like I'm going to throw up.

[William Montgomery]

Did that make it. So you can't listen to. Because what is zydeco music? What does it have, like, an accordion sound in it?

[Duncan Trussell]

It's an accordion sound. It's like.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, yeah, with the accordion. And it's got kind of like German music, but it's not like German music. And it's not like mariachi music either, but either. Whoa.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's just. I know. It is.

[William Montgomery]

We don't have to. Duncan. We don't have to talk about it. I didn't even.

[Duncan Trussell]

I'm sorry.

[William Montgomery]

You never even told me that about your freaking poor little brother.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't know. It's hard for me to bring it up. I don't want to do. I don't. Like, I'm trying not to do this shit on the podcast anymore. Okay, give me one second.

[William Montgomery]

Well, I didn't bring it up. Remember, Duncan, remember? I didn't bring it up.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't blame you. I shouldn't. I shouldn't. Anyway, let's get back to the medallions. I'm sorry about that, man. So. So here.

[William Montgomery]

What is that, a math spiral? Basically, you do in different. You can find. You find the counties, you. You go to the. You go to the battleground states, you find the certain counties with certain. There's all kinds of numbers you're putting in here. You're putting how many. You find the average of what's in the circle.

[Duncan Trussell]

Is that an embryo or something?

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, it's like a. It's one at. Well, it came to me also. It was the same dream, but. Have you ever seen those? I think they're dragonflies or something. Like, if you're ever out at a lake and you see, they're always connected together and it's like, are they doing it or something? But one of those came to me and that's a baby. One of those.

[Duncan Trussell]

Fuck. I see you're just bringing me back.

[William Montgomery]

Man, because you probably saw a bunch of those down there, didn't you?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. Oh, my God. And, you know, I can remember as a kid, Stefan, you know, honestly, I could never. I don't feel like he ever really loved me. God rest his soul.

[William Montgomery]

Well, you don't know that. And that was your full.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, I couldn't fish. Did you try? You better believe I did. I wanted to impress him. It's my, you know, it's like my mom's husband. It's my new stepfather.

[William Montgomery]

What was going wrong? Why couldn't you?

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, because, like, I just. When I would pull the fish up, you know, I would just. I didn't like killing the fish and I would cry and.

[William Montgomery]

Well, you shouldn't. They shouldn't have put you in that position, Duncan. It's all messed up. The more I hear about this, it all is messed up. They shouldn't have put you in that position. You're a little boy.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, and I was 23.

[William Montgomery]

Oh, yeah. Wait, so there was a 20? There was a 20 year age difference. Was that a half brother or. That was a.

[Duncan Trussell]

No, just step. Yeah, it was just his kid.

[William Montgomery]

Okay. Okay. His. Oh, I see. I see. Well, still, even at 23, it's like, if you don't want to fish, you shouldn't be forced to fish.

[Duncan Trussell]

I don't think I. I hated it, honestly. He would get me up so early in the morning and I hated that because, you know, I was taking a break, you know, just.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, you're probably trying to sleep in.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, I just wanted to sleep. And it's like, it's so peaceful out there, you know, I just wanted to sleep. And yeah, he'd made. He had a crossbow and he just hit me in the gut, in the stomach with a crossbow. That's how I'd wake up.

[William Montgomery]

Well, like the butt of the crossbow.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, gosh. I know. And I would, like, it's the worst. And then I, like, he'd be like, get on out of here in the boat. And you won't work if you live in the bio.

[William Montgomery]

And he gets you in the stomach area because that doesn't show the bruises. If he got you in the head or the arms or something, it showed bruises. Oh, so he knew what he was doing.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, my God. Yeah, but it didn't matter. I mean, because, like, I called the cops on him once. Like, when he did it really hard, I called the cops. The bayou cops come up.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

And I showed them where he'd hit me with a crossbow. And they laughed. They said, like, you're in your 20s, you know, you should have a job. What are you doing? Like, you're a parasite. And so anyway, he took me. I just remember the dragonflies were like, something that I found to be really soothing. Up until, you know, I accidentally, like, you know, we pulled in a fish. He was calling me a bull. You're pussy of the bio. And I don't know what happened, man. I just fell backwards because this fish is flopping and I hate the way they. I don't like the way they look or feel. And I fell into the crossbow and I disengaged the arrow accidentally and it went through his neck. And he died in the boat.

[William Montgomery]

So what happens? It's like it goes through his neck or it's still stuck at his neck. Or is there just blood kind of. Just kind of streaming down? He, like, looks at you for a second and then falls over or what is he even do?

[Duncan Trussell]

It went right through the neck. And there's just this awful wound in his neck, blood gouting out. It severed the femoral artery. I don't remember.

[William Montgomery]

So probably for a little bit, he knew what was going on.

[Duncan Trussell]

He was like.

[William Montgomery]

He's probably all scared and bleeding and.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, excuse me of doing. On purpose. Which I would never. I mean, it sounds like you didn't.

[William Montgomery]

Like the guy, but you wouldn't have tried to kill him.

[Duncan Trussell]

I hated him. With every atom in my body, I hated him. I hated him. Him for trying to replace my dad. I hated him for beating me.

[William Montgomery]

But you didn't kill him on purpose.

[Duncan Trussell]

No. No, I didn't.

[William Montgomery]

Seriously, that's an accident.

[Duncan Trussell]

It was a total, total accident. And. But this is the thing again. Another thing ruined. Zydeco. Ruined for me and dragonflies. Because I remember just watching. It's. I guess dragonflies are attracted to blood and they just descended. They just like. It was like watching, like, bees go into a hive. They just went into that hole.

[William Montgomery]

And what are you, just kind of laying in the boat? I'm picturing it being like the talented Mr. Ripley where he kills the guy on the boat and then he's just laying next to his body as the boat's just floating out in the water.

[Duncan Trussell]

Hell, I'm laying in the boat screaming. I'm covered in blood. A fish is flopping against me. And I hate they're the way they're very slimy. And I hated the way that in.

[William Montgomery]

The smell of fish they can make you sick too.

[Duncan Trussell]

They can make you sick. And like it got into my mouth, like the. It slid kind of through my mouth and then he of released his bowels and so the smell of the fish and the sound of the dragonflies burrowing into his neck.

[William Montgomery]

That's a lot. That's a lot. How are you feeling?

[Duncan Trussell]

I have to throw up. Excuse me. Here we go, pals. It's another Thanksgiving, Christmas thing, whatever your thing is. You're about to get sucked into a time vortex, baby. You're going to be packing bags, unpacking bags, forgetting diapers. You're going to be on planes, you're going to be using hand sanitizer, you're going to be at dinner tables. You're going to smell your uncle's farts. And it's going to be a whirlwind. It's going to be a whirlwind of booze and arguments and love and joy and giving and taking. That means you're not going to even think about your vitamins. You don't have time. How are you going to do that? You're really going to think about your vitamins. You got to get to the airport two hours earlier because you got a bunch of kids. You really going to think about your vitamins at 4am you're not going to eat? What are you going to. You're going to eat. You're going to make yourself a big breakfast when you're trying to get a bunch of kids to the airport. No, you're going to skip the meal. You're going to think, well, they'll probably have food on the plane, but they won't. No time for supplements anymore anyway. We all know time is speeding up as we approach the singularity. Days or days or minutes now, months or days. I don't know the exact way it's coming out, but we're moving quick, which is why I love AG1. I don't have to worry about a bunch of pills, a bunch of supplements, a bunch of vitamins. I just take AG1 and I put that sweet powder into my glass of cold water in the morning, easy to remember. And I pour that vitamin rich glory juice right down the old pipes and into my guts or my gut. Biome dances like farmers in a. In a field where a drought has been happening for months and it finally rains after they sacrificed the child. I don't mean a literal Child, the main thing is when I drink AG1, I feel great and it's easy. Those are the two main points. It makes me feel better. I feel less bloated, I got more energy and it's easy. For someone like me, I need easy things. I live in a vortex of children and I just don't have time to organize vitamins. And that's what I love about it. There's so many good things about AG1. You are going to get so many vitamins, adaptogens, prebiotics, probiotics. And honestly, this is all magical words to me. What I know is my body feels better when I'm drinking it. That's why I drink it every day. So this holiday season, try AG1 yourself or even gift it to someone special. It's the perfect time to focus on supporting your body with an easy and surprisingly delicious daily health drink. And that's why I've been partnering with AG1 for so long. Every week of November, AG1 will be running a special Black Friday offer for a free gift with your first subscription in addition to the welcome kit with vitamin D3 and K2. So make sure to check out drinkag1.comduncan to see what gift you can get this week. That's Drink AG1.com Duncan to start your holiday season off on a healthier note while supplies last. Thank you. AG1.

[William Montgomery]

Are you okay?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, I'm fine. Gosh, let's just pick it. Josh. I will clean that up after we finish up with William. Okay.

[William Montgomery]

Appreciate it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Sorry about that. Let's pick it back up. Yeah.

[William Montgomery]

I'm so sorry that it had to get into the freaking bayou talk. I swear that was not my intention.

[Duncan Trussell]

Water under the bridge.

[William Montgomery]

Okay, so. But yeah, with the mass spiral. So again, you go to these sort of. These states where you don't know exactly the battleground states. You go to a battleground state, you end up typing. It's a little. Essentially, I guess I can call it a program where I type in. Okay, average family size. Average. So just some kind of demographic, Some.

[Duncan Trussell]

Way of analyzing just basic publicly available data?

[William Montgomery]

Yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

And you did this.

[William Montgomery]

Public available.

[Duncan Trussell]

So you have done this? I have done it every state.

[William Montgomery]

I've done it for every state. It took me the past week. I've been able to work hard on it on the weekends, but it took me the past two or three weeks, started doing it. What, September? October. Yeah. End of September, Something like that.

[Duncan Trussell]

This is crazy. So you're. It's crazy to imagine that you are simultaneously writing brand new jokes For Kill Tony every week.

[William Montgomery]

And you're doing this. It's a passion project.

[Duncan Trussell]

It sounds like an obsession.

[William Montgomery]

Well, ever since my. Seriously, ever since my sweet grandfather died, it's like, I gotta keep the. I gotta keep the torch going. I gotta keep it moving. He was able to predict most presidential elections in the 1900s. So I'm gonna.

[Duncan Trussell]

I do want to say this. If this is a troll that you're doing to be. I promise it's not done an incredible job.

[William Montgomery]

I studied political science at college. It's always been something I've been very interested in.

[Duncan Trussell]

How does that work? What is political science? What do you look at politics?

[William Montgomery]

It was a lot of.

[Duncan Trussell]

No.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah. Kind of a funny name because there's no science to politics, but it was just, I don't know, learning about the different. I can't even remember now. Yeah, kind of.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, that's. That's outside. That's scam science. You got sucked in. I bet you have huge student loans.

[William Montgomery]

Giant student loan debt. Talking a couple hundred thousand.

[Duncan Trussell]

Jesus Christ.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, I don't want to. Yeah, you talked about. Now I want to throw up a little bit when I think about that. Yeah. I got scammed into going to. I got scammed into going to a big state school. And then I got scammed into, oh, I study political science. I'm immediately going to become a lawyer. It was all just a giant scam.

[Duncan Trussell]

You never considered politics yourself?

[William Montgomery]

No, not ever since. I had to. Once I got underwater in debt, it's now the goal became it get. It went away from politics into how do I stay afloat.

[Duncan Trussell]

Right.

[William Montgomery]

How do I survive?

[Duncan Trussell]

I think a lot of people are feeling that right now.

[William Montgomery]

How am I surviving in this climate?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yes.

[William Montgomery]

I have to figure out using the medallions. I have to figure out who is going to win. And then I have to analyze if that. If the winner is ultimately going to be a good thing for me or bad thing for me.

[Duncan Trussell]

I mean, I think, like, if you pull. If you, like, look at it in a completely just Machiavellian way, If you. Theoretically, if you could accurately predict who the president was going to be based on just who the president is going to be, it changes the markets. Like, certain markets go up. Like, for example, if Kamala Harris becomes president, then there's going to be. I'm sure some markets will go up. I'm not sure what.

[William Montgomery]

And then for sure, if Trump wins, I think bitcoin bond market is supposed to go down. Bitcoin would go up.

[Duncan Trussell]

Bitcoin is supposedly going to Go up. Because they're going to embrace crypto. Josh, if Kamala becomes president, what can we expect from the economy? Like, what would go up?

[William Montgomery]

Private prisons.

[Duncan Trussell]

So, yeah, so, like, if Kamala goes up, you know, you could invest in private prisons and stuff like that, which.

[William Montgomery]

My friend runs one, so that could be some good. Oh, he's figured that out. Depending on the lens. Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

For a Harris victory. Because, yeah, he, you know, and like, man, again, if you just look at things like, purely from a Machiavellian perspective, there is a lot of money in private prisons and they don't cost that much to open up. Did you know that?

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, I think it costs more. Weirdly enough, I've read it costs more to open up a. Like a 300 room Ramada in. Oh, way more versus a private prison, which is shocking.

[Duncan Trussell]

Cost more to open a Burger King.

[William Montgomery]

Which that honestly doesn't surprise me because it's like, how are they even making those burgers with the flame broiled? I'm sure that machine they got that has to be a pretty penny, whatever they're using.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, you know, I'm not going to name names because I have an act. He has often said, don't mention my name on the podcast, but so his plan is so fascinating to me. And I'm honestly, sort of. This conversation is actually going to affect sort of where I put my money.

[William Montgomery]

Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

He wants me to invest because he wants to start a franchise private prison chain. Meaning basically, like just the model that McDonald's has or any of these things. You can sort of start your own franchise. You put up the money, you find the place, and that's it. They send you all the supplies, everything you need. So. So yeah, this. So basically this is like. He calls them prison. Prison is the name of it. And that sounds dumb. That's the name of his prison. So Prison Prison Prism.

[William Montgomery]

Prison.

[Duncan Trussell]

Prison, Prison, Prison, Prison.

[William Montgomery]

Like, you're going to prison prison.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's prison 2X. So I don't know.

[William Montgomery]

Okay. Okay.

[Duncan Trussell]

And I think he calls it that because it's like, you know, do. It's a franchise duplicating. So basically you invest like X amount of money you have to find a prison. And there's so many out there, by the way. Like, there's a lot of empty prisons out there. Or, you know, you could find some land. Churches are really good if you want to do like a county jail, because it.

[William Montgomery]

Oh, interesting.

[Duncan Trussell]

You could do, you know, massive prison if you can find the land. But if you just can find like a. There's a lot of churches that are abandoned now. Perfect for prisons. So they're easy to convert into prisons. So yeah, basically like, you, you know, invest X amount of money, they send you the bars, they send you like everything you need so you don't have.

[William Montgomery]

To try to figure out how to melt metal or whatever and literally come up with prison. Oh, okay. Affords you don't have to worry about that. They're sending you the bars to make the doors, windows, and that's very expensive.

[Duncan Trussell]

And that's why a lot of the, like federal prisons and modern prisons that aren't the non. Like the public prisons. They. It takes a long time to build it because you have to find like a, like a legion of blacksmiths and they have to forge the metal and all that shit. And then like, yeah, I could only take forever. This is like cut and cut and paste. Like, he will send you the bars. He will send you everything. He will connect you with local state agencies because prisons are overflowing. So when you have one of these built and you're like, hey, I've got room for X amount of prisoners. They will send you that many prisoners right away. It's like, doesn't even take certification or anything. This bus pulls up. They put a lot of prisoners in your prison.

[William Montgomery]

Will they help you figure out people to come work for you? I mean, you're gonna have to find some good guards. Probably, yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

They will help you find local area prison guards. There's a lot of prison guards out there, and a lot of prison guards are sick of working in the overpopulated prisons. And so to get a chance to work at just like a normal prison, you can choose what security you want. Minimum, maximum, everything. Like, you don't have to do anything other than put some money up front, but because you make a lot of money per prisoner. So like an average prisoner per day, do you know how much it costs to keep them fed, clothed, showered, alive?

[William Montgomery]

Like 70 bucks less. Just an average prisoner. What, in the. In the private ones you're talking about or just a public.

[Duncan Trussell]

In any prison. Do you know how much?

[William Montgomery]

$30. 20. 10.

[Duncan Trussell]

Keep going down.

[William Montgomery]

5.

[Duncan Trussell]

5.

[William Montgomery]

$5?

[Duncan Trussell]

It costs $5 a day to keep a prisoner fed, bathed and alive. It doesn't take much to keep a person alive.

[William Montgomery]

That's not very expensive. Yeah, I thought maybe it'd be a little more or something. That's not a lot. That' numbers.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, now, how much does the state give you per prison?

[William Montgomery]

Or were they giving you 50?

[Duncan Trussell]

Josh, pull it up. How much Per day for keeping a prisoner, on average, alive. Look at this. And then you do the math. Uh, B.

[William Montgomery]

107 a day.

[Duncan Trussell]

So you are looking at a $95 per day profit per prisoner. And guess what?

[William Montgomery]

You can make $100 a day on each prisoner.

[Duncan Trussell]

You can fit 50 prisoners in a church in a refurbished prison church.

[William Montgomery]

So that's how much a month?

[Duncan Trussell]

Let's do the math. Let's add that up.

[William Montgomery]

So 50 times 100. Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

50 times 150 times 100 times 30.

[William Montgomery]

So, yeah, let's see. I mean, that may be. Gosh, maybe I'll get into.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, it depends on who gets elected.

[William Montgomery]

Okay, okay. So again, if he's wanting Kamala, what is that?

[Duncan Trussell]

Then he wants just so.

[William Montgomery]

150,000Amonth.

[Duncan Trussell]

A month.

[William Montgomery]

A month.

[Duncan Trussell]

A month.

[William Montgomery]

A month. 150k a month.

[Duncan Trussell]

A month. Well, and it gets better.

[William Montgomery]

Huh?

[Duncan Trussell]

You. Because of, like, depending on the state you're in, you can make your prisoners go work at McDonald's. Can you look up prisoners working at McDonald's? Now? Check this out. We're talking 150K. This is. This is 150K net a month. And you don't have to pay taxes on prisons. Now, see, McDonald's is hiring inmates.

[William Montgomery]

So then he can also get whatever they're making at the McDonald's.

[Duncan Trussell]

This is where it gets beautiful. Wait, this is where it gets really beautiful. Guess who he's partnered with. Ronald McDonald.

[William Montgomery]

Oh, Ronald McDonald. So the kids will like us.

[Duncan Trussell]

So. Yes. So, no, you can not just invest in a prison prison. You can simultaneously invest in your own McDonald's.

[William Montgomery]

What?

[Duncan Trussell]

And get it.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay. So you take your prisoners. They have to work at your McDonald's, because there's prisoners. You only have to pay them $1 an hour or something very cheap.

[William Montgomery]

Whoa.

[Duncan Trussell]

And they can't call in sick.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, right, Right.

[Duncan Trussell]

Because, you know, they can't lie. They come from your prison. So you open up a McDonald's. So these. And it gets even better. Guess from the garbage cans, at the end of the day, you collect all of the food and stuff. Guess what you do with that food?

[William Montgomery]

Oh. And then you feed it to the prisoners now. Oh, my gosh.

[Duncan Trussell]

Bingo. Bingo.

[William Montgomery]

That's so interesting. Well, he better hope. Hope Kamala wins.

[Duncan Trussell]

Dude, he's like, you know, it's. It's very tight right now. So he's definitely freaking out because he's worried if Kamala doesn't win, that there won't be the same subsidies and stuff for private prison. So, you know, again, These, this is real world implications of being able to predict who will be the next president. But let's keep looking at these medallions.

[William Montgomery]

The price actually went down. They get paid now. 50 cents per day.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yep, 50 cents per day.

[William Montgomery]

Wow.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. No, Is that true? If. Yeah, it's, you know, again, it's state to state. I don't want people to. I don't give people the wrong answer. Alabama. And you know, again, friends, I would not think about investing. You know, let's. If you believe William Montgomery the comedian can actually predict presidential elections, then I guess based on this, you can make a choice regarding if for sure.

[William Montgomery]

And again, my history kind of speaks for itself. I'm 3 and O. I'm nothing online.

[Duncan Trussell]

I looked at. There's nowhere I've seen you do, say or predict anything.

[William Montgomery]

All right, I don't need that scrutiny. That is, people are going to come out of the woodworks, Duncan. I don't need that time.

[Duncan Trussell]

Time stamp. Can you see that, Josh, the date on there?

[William Montgomery]

Not really.

[Duncan Trussell]

You're time stamping this, right?

[William Montgomery]

Right. Just so people know. Because again, I want to be four and on it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Timestamp.

[William Montgomery]

Yo. Because again, I do. People need to know timestamp. I mean, that I'm gonna be 4 and O. I mean, really? Yeah. So we need a time stamp and thank the Lord we happen to have that laying around. There we go. Okay. That's the timestamp for showing when it. When we are right now.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so now this one is really interesting to me. Tell me what this medallion is. This is a final medallion.

[William Montgomery]

So essentially what this one is, and this is one that really, again, with. With the Internet being as popular as ever, with pornography sites, for better or worse, being as popular as ever, it's a. It's a new metric that I think in the future I'm going to be able to get my medallions down to because again, one of them, the second one with the month, that can be too screwed. Heavily screwed.

[Duncan Trussell]

So you think you go down to formidable.

[William Montgomery]

I think I could go down to four with this one leading the way. Now, this is a cuck porn proximity ratio. And for those that don't know what the cuck porn is, essentially what it does, you turn on your computer or just look on your phone or what have you go to whatever website, whatever, and then you click on that. And basically what you're seeing in something.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like this is like I could Google like cuck porn. And yeah, some probably would come up.

[William Montgomery]

Essentially what it is is there's three people at Least, but around on average, three people in the bedroom. And it is maybe, let's say a man and a male and a female on a bed or something.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yep.

[William Montgomery]

And they're doing it. And then there's somebody else. A male, normally another male.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay.

[William Montgomery]

Sitting in there, like in a chair or maybe standing. Just watching. Now again, he could be standing up, he could be sitting down. It doesn't really matter the location of the person, but as long as there's somebody else watching the two, interacting but not interacting, well, they can say some stuff. But there. There's no contact. They're not allowed to make contact. Okay, no contact.

[Duncan Trussell]

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[William Montgomery]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Friends, we can obviously not show this. Okay, so porn pornhub. This would be a pornography website.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay.

[William Montgomery]

Which I don't think you can watch in Texas. Yeah, I don't have my VPN on.

[Duncan Trussell]

Oh, okay. Well, that's probably. Probably good. So just. Just to be clear on it again, just describe maybe in some detail, describe like a typical scene.

[William Montgomery]

So again, you may be the camera starts a lot of the times I've seen it. Not that I've seen it a lot, but the times I've seen it, maybe the camera is the cameraman. He's walking through maybe the front door, the bedroom door. And then it's just. Maybe it's a man and a woman having. Having sexual contact.

[Duncan Trussell]

What kind?

[William Montgomery]

It could. It just all depends. I mean, it can be penetrative sex.

[Duncan Trussell]

It could be like fellatio.

[William Montgomery]

Fellatio. It could be all kinds of stuff. And then you. And then the camera will pan to the person sitting in a chair, standing up around it or whatever. And sometimes they' smiling, but other times they're not.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, describe the woman.

[William Montgomery]

Oh, well, I mean, a lot of the times she might have big bosoms or something and.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so like a large bosom.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, maybe she has big bosoms a lot of the time. And then sometimes maybe she. It's like has a shirt or something and then the. It gets ripped off and then you can see the bosoms. And then what about maybe start kissing a little. Yeah. And sometimes they have real small nipples.

[Duncan Trussell]

So small nipples. A big bosom.

[William Montgomery]

Real big bosom. Real small nipples. And then sometimes they're wearing something that maybe the. It gets pulled off.

[Duncan Trussell]

Does the man kiss the bosoms?

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, a little bit of kissing every now and again. It can be. For sure. It can be a little bit of kissing and it. What I've gathered. It's almost like you're trying to get milk out of them or something.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's almost like a nursing. Like a big nursing.

[William Montgomery]

Like we all did as a baby or whatever. Yeah, we all kind of drank from him, I guess, growing up. But it's. It's kind of like it's. They're replaying that and then it's. It'll show the guy again and maybe he's looking a little more. And I would like. I think he's thinking, wait, what's he doing?

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay.

[William Montgomery]

With my wife here? But he's kind of a weird person, so he kind of like likes it. It kind of like hurts him, I think. I think it kind of hurts him a little bit.

[Duncan Trussell]

But he likes to watching.

[William Montgomery]

He's getting into watching.

[Duncan Trussell]

He likes the pain of watching the bosoms of his wife. He's enjoying. He's not enjoying, but is enjoying a man nursing.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, in a sick way. He's loving watching some other guy. Just.

[Duncan Trussell]

It makes him excited.

[William Montgomery]

Makes him very excited in weird ways that he can't always describe. And again, sometimes you need to explore those things because it's maybe not always healthy.

[Duncan Trussell]

What is that called again? That is cuck.

[William Montgomery]

Yes. So that is cuck. That's what. Yes. So that's what that is. And then again, it's just been so interesting during my analysis. It seems like for whatever reason the states that the majority of the pornography that they're watching, searching for what have you, whomever the presidential candidate, like whoever they're gonna. Whoever they're voting for.

[Duncan Trussell]

So like you got like their state states that lean left, there's states that lean right, there's red states, blue states. So you're saying you can go through each state, red, blue, whatever, and then find out what porn they're watching. On average, the most porn, what kind of porn they're watching is.

[William Montgomery]

Yep.

[Duncan Trussell]

And if like the majority of those states are watching this cuckold happen to be.

[William Montgomery]

If it happens to be the cuck born, then it's not. Then it's not going.

[Duncan Trussell]

That doesn't look good for the candidate.

[William Montgomery]

No, it doesn't look good for the candidate that they're voting for in that state.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, okay, so. Okay, okay, I got you. So let me just run through some states then and. Okay, what's typically Texas? Let's start here. It's a red state. It generally leans to the red. So what. What kind of porn on average are Texans watching?

[William Montgomery]

What I found over the past year and you. Basically what I have found and I gotta keep on tweaking these numbers, but if you even go from the date of the election date just a year back, you can. Even if a year point of time is the only timeframe I found you'd need. And for Texas, the past year it was bbw.

[Duncan Trussell]

What does that mean?

[William Montgomery]

Big beautiful woman. So it's like we're talking if, if it's that scene on the bed or whatever. Let's say the girl takes her top off and it's like, like real big bosoms.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so like a, A larger, like a plus sized lady.

[William Montgomery]

Yes, we're talking. Yeah. If it's that scene on the bed, like the girl does her shirt off, like rips the shirt off or whatever and we're talking big in that video.

[Duncan Trussell]

Do they show her bottom?

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, normally it is like a. It's a big looking thing.

[Duncan Trussell]

Like. How would you describe it?

[William Montgomery]

Oh man. Like sometimes, if you ever. Well, I don't know.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's a marshmallow. Yeah.

[William Montgomery]

Maybe like if you. Yes, if you can picture what two. If you have the marshmallows, the big kind that you like that anybody likes to use for s'mores or whatever. You put two of those together.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah.

[William Montgomery]

And then you can picture that maybe you're looking at what you're looking at from like a really great distance. Yes. Sometimes the butt crack, it can look like two of the marshmallows together. It's like just kind of a slit.

[Duncan Trussell]

Wow.

[William Montgomery]

Yes. The butt cracks can be real slitty looking if the. If the woman is big enough. Because then your body just gets so big that again, if you see a bit. That's why I think a lot of the times that people tell the big women not to. I don't want to see behind you.

[Duncan Trussell]

What is this called?

[William Montgomery]

Bbw.

[Duncan Trussell]

Can you write that down, Josh?

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, bbw.

[Duncan Trussell]

So, okay, so that was Texas. Red state.

[William Montgomery]

Yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so let's think of a typically blue state. California. We both have lived there. California trends. Blue.

[William Montgomery]

Yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

So, okay, what kind of porn is California into?

[William Montgomery]

So this year, the past year, it's weird. It's a kind of a tie. And again, the more I do. The more years I do this, the more I'll know kind of what a tie or if it's really close means. But in California, they did have the cuckolding one up there. And it was also something called scat.

[Duncan Trussell]

Scat.

[William Montgomery]

Which is. We're not talking about a scat back. We're not talking about those fast cars. We're talking about somebody. Let's say it's the scene in the bedroom and the person.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think I know where it's going.

[William Montgomery]

And then it's somebody.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think I know where this is. Like, she's saying, get out of here. Yes, scat, leave my room.

[William Montgomery]

Well, saying that as number two's coming out. Out. Oh, so it's something that it's. I don't know, it's real.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay. Wow. Yes. Okay, so that was California.

[William Montgomery]

Got it.

[Duncan Trussell]

Scat. S, C A T. Okay, so all right, let's jump. I'm just trying to think of like we did a blue state. Okay, let me think of a red state. Florida.

[William Montgomery]

Florida. Hand jobs. Specifically at a massage parlor.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay.

[William Montgomery]

Masseuse hand jobs.

[Duncan Trussell]

I know what that is. All right, so let's go to another blue state. New York.

[William Montgomery]

There's a cuckolding.

[Duncan Trussell]

Are you serious?

[William Montgomery]

Really?

[Duncan Trussell]

So this is not like based on. And you've gone through all the states.

[William Montgomery]

To look at, and weirdly enough, Pennsylvania. That's one. That's a big battleground. When I have found that it is not. It is a. It's like just the. It's like mmf or so it's.

[Duncan Trussell]

What is that?

[William Montgomery]

Or it's. It's like a threesome.

[Duncan Trussell]

Threesome.

[William Montgomery]

So it's not cuckolding.

[Duncan Trussell]

But now that's interesting because.

[William Montgomery]

Because again, Pennsylvania is a big battleground. So that's what I'm really looking at.

[Duncan Trussell]

Blue wall. They're calling that the blue wall.

[William Montgomery]

So I'm calling that looking at what the porn is that. No, it's actually not.

[Duncan Trussell]

You're saying Pennsylvania will go Trump.

[William Montgomery]

Correct. And I'm just. And this is solely from using. Using my medallion. He won't split Pennsylvania. Yes. Specifically looking at the pornography.

[Duncan Trussell]

Now I'm calling it. Can you look up with Biden, where did Pennsylvania go? I think Pennsylvania is a blue state. I don't think it goes well.

[William Montgomery]

I'm calling it Duncan. And again, you're calling it based on what? My medallions.

[Duncan Trussell]

Threesome porn.

[William Montgomery]

Well, we'll see. Again, it's so interesting. It'll be so fun to see what ultimately happens because we'll see if I'm correct or not.

[Duncan Trussell]

Let's see. Did it go? I can't tell. I don't. He won it.

[William Montgomery]

Oh, it looks like what? Oh, okay, so he won it this past.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think he won Pennsylvania or did he in 2020. Yeah, 2020 Pennsylvania presidential results.

[William Montgomery]

Well, regardless, I'm saying yes, Pennsylvania. I'm calling Pennsylvania just from looking at the porn.

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah. Okay. You don't have to look it up. Whatever. So, okay, now this is where the rubber hits the road, so to speak. You have predicted in with like real specifically who's going to win the next election.

[William Montgomery]

Can we pull that up and say what I'm.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, here we have. Yeah, look, so here is the. You're saying this.

[William Montgomery]

Here's my path.

[Duncan Trussell]

Who is going to win? First of all, he's going to win.

[William Montgomery]

Donald Trump will win the 2024 presidential election. That is my call. Again, not being political, not saying that's a good or bad thing. I'm just calling. That is my call.

[Duncan Trussell]

Nonpartisan. You're just saying based on these medallions, Donald Trump. Trump is going to win based on.

[William Montgomery]

The medallion, specifically the cuck medallion. I might again, prediction is Georgia, North Carolina, and again, Pennsylvania.

[Duncan Trussell]

So you're saying that like. So these are like all states that like, these are battleground states. If Trump wins those, he's going to get the electoral College.

[William Montgomery]

Correct. These are, in my opinion, the key battleground states. There's some other ones, but these are key for me. Georgia. Guess what the porn was.

[Duncan Trussell]

Can't imagine what it was.

[William Montgomery]

Well, Georgia was like a, like a blowjob in car from boss or something. So it was not. Yes. So it was not cuckolding. So again, George. I'm calling it North Carolina.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's my home state, baby.

[William Montgomery]

I know another one again, big battleground. That one is some, like, voyeur thing where it's like peeping people. So kind of. Of maybe a little similar, but not. It's not. So I'm calling.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, let me. Let me just add. That's interesting, because, you know, in North Carolina, growing up in North Carolina, peeping is, like, sort of less frowned upon.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah. You're probably out in the woods a lot of the time.

[Duncan Trussell]

Window, window, woods, whatever it is. Like, it was very common growing up in North Carolina to look out the window and there's a peeper. And, you know, you. You like, it would be annoying sometimes. It just depends. But a lot of times, like, you would just be like, get out of here. And they'd split. Or like, you know, once my mom invited the peeper in, like, she had a peeper.

[William Montgomery]

Oh, really?

[Duncan Trussell]

Yeah, that.

[William Montgomery]

Oh, my gosh.

[Duncan Trussell]

That became.

[William Montgomery]

Whoa.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's how she met my stepdad.

[William Montgomery]

It's kind of full circle. I did not.

[Duncan Trussell]

Isn't that wild?

[William Montgomery]

Even realize that kind of backstory?

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, you know, I. You know, again, like, it's a tragic story, but I do think it's a. I think there's something romantic about it. And I know these days a lot of people are feeling lonely out there, and I just. You just never know. Like, right around the corner could be your husband, your wife, your lover, and like, in this case, it was at my mom's window. Yeah, the bathroom window.

[William Montgomery]

Stranger things have happened.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's true. Yeah. So that's interesting. So, no, that makes sense. North Carolina peeping and Pennsylvania non. So these are all non cuck porns, you're saying.

[William Montgomery]

Correct. So I'm saying because of that analysis I've made, that those are going to Trump. And due to that.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, okay.

[William Montgomery]

And then I'm calling it Trump 1.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay. And you have gotten real specific. Let's pull up the actual numbers that you sent me.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah.

[Duncan Trussell]

So you're saying, okay, so this is electoral votes. Harris is going to win or, no, Trump will get 292 votes.

[William Montgomery]

And nobody's saying that right now. Again, let's just be clear. Nobody. Nobody's saying that.

[Duncan Trussell]

No one is saying that. Like, nobody's saying is that it is neck and neck. It is so tight. We have no. It's. I saw an analysis saying this is the. Of all the presidential races, this is the most difficult to predict. And that dude Lichtman, do you know that is. He's Actually, I guess a competitor of yours, if this is true.

[William Montgomery]

Yes.

[Duncan Trussell]

He's got like 13 keys to.

[William Montgomery]

He has 13. And I'm going to say about Lichtman. Too many keys, dumbass. I mean honestly, that's what I going to say about Lichtman. Wow.

[Duncan Trussell]

Too many keys, idiot. Can we pull up Lickman just so people know we're talking about here?

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, too many keys, dumbass. So let's see how your prediction is. I'll put, I don't know, Alan Ligman. I, I'd bet $1,000 right now if he would talk to my ass. But he looks scary.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay, so this is Alan Lickman.

[William Montgomery]

This is Alan Lichtman. This man again has.

[Duncan Trussell]

Is it Lickman or Lichtman?

[William Montgomery]

Licked my butt is what I say sometimes when I'm talk about him because it's like, dude, lick my butt. I have freaking. I have my medallions. It's a lot less than your. Whatever you're calling them. You have what, he has 15 keys, 13 keys or something Keys. It's too many, man.

[Duncan Trussell]

So, so do you ever like you, do you talk to him every now and again.

[William Montgomery]

It's kind of like I, what I picture, I don't know, maybe like Michael Jordan and maybe like who's the mailman? What was that guy's name?

[Duncan Trussell]

Carl Malone.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, I picture it being like a Michael Jordan Carl Malone when they were like against each other in the NBA playoffs some and it was so like maybe a healthy rivalry. I picture being kind of like a healthy rivalry, but I don't, I can't stand them because he's right. Yeah, I don't think he's right and I think I'm going to.

[Duncan Trussell]

He's been right every time. He's literally predicted every. He always is right.

[William Montgomery]

Well, we'll see. I've. Well, I predicted all the ones I've ever done. I'm three and oh, but no one.

[Duncan Trussell]

Has seen that Ligman. Everyone is he like over and over and over and completely predicts.

[William Montgomery]

Well, this is the first official one that I'm versus Lichtman.

[Duncan Trussell]

He's saying.

[William Montgomery]

And I'm saying Trump. So this is the first Montgomery Lichtman head to head. So it will be very interesting to see what happens. The guy's a fool. He's not correct.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay.

[William Montgomery]

And I'm going to prove it because I'm calling it right now that Trump wins.

[Duncan Trussell]

Listen, I don't want to like you are my friend. I think you're incredible. But I would like to wager with you regarding your Predictions. I'm just curious to see how, because I kind of feel like this is how I know you're trolling me.

[William Montgomery]

Huh? You want me to put my money where my mouth is? Is that what we're getting at or what are we getting?

[Duncan Trussell]

I want to bet you $5,000, okay. That Lichtman is correct and that Harris is going to win and become our next president. I want to bet you 5K.

[William Montgomery]

Okay, well, I'm good. I will bet you 5,000 that Trump is going to win due to my analysis of the medallions.

[Duncan Trussell]

Okay. Boom.

[William Montgomery]

Oh.

[Duncan Trussell]

That's the easiest $5,000 I've ever made in my life.

[William Montgomery]

We'll see again. Everybody's calling Kamala right now. Everybody.

[Duncan Trussell]

It is. And it feels unfair. I feel like. Okay, I don't think you're trolling anymore.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, seriously. I mean, that's how much I believe.

[Duncan Trussell]

I think your medallions are ridiculous. I think it's ridiculous to imagine that you can predict who's gonna be the president by what Porn people who are voting for them. Look at. Look. The future.

[William Montgomery]

Duncan. We're in the age of the Internet, and I think we can extrapolate a lot from seeing people's habits on the Internet. And that is the. That is my wager. And we made literally a wager, so.

[Duncan Trussell]

All right, friends. We only a few weeks away from DT making 5k off WM here. No offense.

[William Montgomery]

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[Duncan Trussell]

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[William Montgomery]

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[Duncan Trussell]

Thank you for coming on the show, William.

[William Montgomery]

Yeah, well, thank you so much for having me.

[Duncan Trussell]

Good luck. Luck.

[William Montgomery]

Good luck to you.

[Duncan Trussell]

Well, you need luck. Good, good luck.

[William Montgomery]

Good luck to you.

[Duncan Trussell]

Better good luck to you than. Because I don't think I really need luck. I have Lickman's keys and they. He's just been right every time.

[William Montgomery]

We'll see. It's exciting.

[Duncan Trussell]

It's exciting. All right, see you next time, William.

[William Montgomery]

Bye.

[Duncan Trussell]

That was William Montgomery, everybody. Looks like I'm going to be making some sweet, sweet dough in November and you should invest in a private, private prison, if Lichtman is correct. Thank you so much for watching. A big thank you to our sponsors and I will see you next week.

[William Montgomery]

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[Duncan Trussell]

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[William Montgomery]

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