Duncan Trussell Family Hour Podcast Summary Episode: 647: William Montgomery
Release Date: November 8, 2024
Host: Duncan Trussell
Guest: William Montgomery
Duration: 78:10

Introduction

Timestamp: [00:00] – [02:50]

Duncan Trussell kicks off Episode 647 by promoting his upcoming performances at the Wilbur Theater in Boston and encouraging listeners to check out William Montgomery's comedy shows, especially his appearances on "Kill Tony." He also highlights new merchandise available on his shop and introduces the concept of becoming a member for ad-free episodes starting November.

Notable Quote:

• Duncan Trussell ([00:00]): "If you're interested in looking, honestly, you probably will see this later, but this is astrology for October 18th... Aquarius, you are ready to graduate to a higher octave of maturity and wisdom about everything related to love, romance and sex."

Astrology Segment

Timestamp: [02:50] – [06:09]

Duncan and William dive into astrology, discussing their zodiac signs—both identifying as Aquarius. They explore the weekly astrological predictions, focusing on Aquarius individuals' readiness to advance in personal relationships and the occurrence of nocturnal emissions (wet dreams).

Notable Quotes:

• Duncan Trussell ([03:24]): "Aquarius, you are ready to graduate to a higher octave of maturity and wisdom about everything related to love, romance and sex."
• William Montgomery ([04:10]): "It's a wet dream."

Political Prognosticator: William Montgomery’s Election Predictions

Timestamp: [06:15] – [75:00]

Introduction to Prognostication:
William Montgomery reveals his unconventional hobby of analyzing elections, a passion he inherited from his late grandfather, Rusty Vance. He humorously references his role as a "political prognosticator," claiming to have accurately predicted the outcomes of the last three presidential elections.

Notable Quotes:

• William Montgomery ([07:04]): "I've been a political prognosticator. My sweet grandfather, Rusty Vance... taught me how to analyze just the general situation of the political climate."
• Duncan Trussell ([09:14]): "I don't believe you. You can lie about that."

The Medallion System:
William introduces his unique system based on "medallions," symbols that he associates with election outcomes. These medallions are derived from various sources, including dreams and interpreting internet data patterns such as pornographic trends.

Detailed Breakdown:

1. Medallion One – October Birthdays:

   • William Montgomery ([12:03]): "Number one is you cannot be a president up to this point has not been born in October."
   • Duncan tests the validity by referencing Donald Trump's birth in June, confirming Trump's eligibility under this medallion.

2. Medallion Two – Warm Month Births:

   • Both discuss the correlation between presidents being born in warmer months. William cites Abraham Lincoln's February birthday as a contested point but maintains his stance.

3. Medallion Three – Animal Symbols:

   • William introduces Muding, a dwarf hippopotamus symbolizing aggression and survival, linking it metaphorically to election outcomes.

4. Medallion Four – Online Porn Trends:

   • William controversially uses pornography preferences across states to predict electoral outcomes, associating specific genres like "cuck porn" with political leanings.

Discussions on Predictions:

• Battleground States Analysis:
  William identifies key battleground states—Pennsylvania, Georgia, North Carolina—and correlates their predominant porn preferences with their voting tendencies.

  Examples:

  • Texas (Red State): "Big beautiful woman (BBW)" preferences indicate a tilt towards Trump.
  • California (Blue State): "Scat" and "cuckolding" favor Harris.
  • North Carolina (Blue State): "Voyeur" trends predict Trump's win.
  • Pennsylvania (Battleground): "Threesome" preferences suggest a Trump victory.

• Implications for Investments:
  They humorously discuss how predicting the election could influence financial decisions, such as investing in private prisons or Bitcoin based on the anticipated president.

  Notable Quotes:

  • William Montgomery ([47:19]): "If Trump wins due to my analysis of the medallions."
  • Duncan Trussell ([51:23]): "You are looking at a $95 per day profit per prisoner."

Personal Anecdotes and Interruptions:
Throughout the segment, Duncan shares personal stories about his upbringing in the bayou, including traumatic experiences with his stepfather, which briefly divert the conversation from politics to more intimate topics.

Betting on Predictions:
The dialogue culminates in Duncan challenging William to a wager—$5,000 if Alan Lickman's election prediction system proves more accurate. William accepts the bet, further solidifying their friendly rivalry.

Notable Quotes:

• Duncan Trussell ([75:03]): "I want to bet you $5,000 that Trump is going to win due to my analysis of the medallions."
• William Montgomery ([75:08]): "I'll bet you $5,000 that Trump is going to win due to my analysis of the medallions."

Conclusion

Timestamp: [75:03] – [78:10]

Duncan wraps up the episode by reinforcing his skepticism towards William's medallion system while maintaining a humorous and lighthearted tone. They exchange final remarks and reiterate their friendly bet regarding the 2024 presidential election outcome.

Notable Quotes:

• Duncan Trussell ([77:27]): "Thank you so much for watching. A big thank you to our sponsors and I will see you next week."
• William Montgomery ([77:43]): "We'll see. Again, I stand behind my medallions."

Key Takeaways

• Unconventional Prediction Methods:
  William Montgomery employs a blend of astrology, dream interpretation, and even internet pornography trends to predict presidential election outcomes, presenting a unique and humorous take on political forecasting.

• Friendly Rivalry and Skepticism:
  Duncan maintains a skeptical stance towards William's methods, fostering an engaging and entertaining debate that highlights both camaraderie and playful competition.

• Personal Narratives:
  Duncan’s sharing of personal family experiences adds depth to the conversation, balancing the more abstract discussions on politics and predictions.

• Engagement with Audience:
  The episode encourages listeners to follow William’s predictions and engage with the humorous bet, fostering a sense of participation and anticipation for the election results.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps

1. Astrology Insights:

   • Duncan Trussell ([03:24]): "Aquarius, you are ready to graduate to a higher octave of maturity and wisdom about everything related to love, romance and sex. Expect more nocturnal emissions."

2. Election Predictions:

   • William Montgomery ([07:04]): "I've been a political prognosticator. My sweet grandfather, Rusty Vance... taught me how to analyze just the general situation of the political climate."

3. Skepticism and Humor:

   • Duncan Trussell ([09:14]): "I don't believe you. You can lie about that."

4. Investment Implications:

   • Duncan Trussell ([51:23]): "You are looking at a $95 per day profit per prisoner."

5. Friendly Bet:

   • Duncan Trussell ([75:03]): "I want to bet you $5,000 that Trump is going to win due to my analysis of the medallions."

6. Closing Remarks:

   • William Montgomery ([77:43]): "We'll see. Again, I stand behind my medallions."

Conclusion

Episode 647 of the Duncan Trussell Family Hour featuring William Montgomery offers a blend of humor, personal storytelling, and unconventional political analysis. William's medallion-based prediction system adds a quirky twist to election forecasting, engaging listeners with its originality and the ensuing friendly debate. The episode balances lighthearted banter with deeper personal narratives, providing an entertaining and thought-provoking listen for both regular fans and newcomers.