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Duncan Trussell
Folks, we got a lot to talk about today. You all know there's a lot going on in the world right now. I'm sure you've got your eyes on the news and even if you are watching the MSM legacy media, you no doubt are getting injections of fear into your amygdala right now based on all the things that are happening. We've got a fog over North America. This is a neurological toxic fog component host of millions of nanobots that have been manufactured in deep underground military bunkers by Android scientists that are implanted with alien brain organoids, which is allowing them to run as they do now. You might be experiencing a fluctuation in your mood states right now. You might be penduluming between feelings of great fear, anxiety, and potentially even an orgasmic joy that comes upon you in unexpected moments, makes you explode inside your pants or squirt all over your kitchen or wherever you may be. These fluctuations are totally normal when the sun is in supernova mode, which is being generated by high powered magnifying glasses which have been placed on top of the Vatican and are re reflecting the sunlight back onto itself, which is heating it up. Now, the heat of the sun and the solar flares and the plasma being blasted from the sun is interacting with the tectonic plates because they want to open up Lemuria again and re release the mud flood. Reset history. This is why you've got Zuckerberg investing millions of dollars, along with all the other global elites in the world in building their own survival shelters underneath the ground. How is there anything you can do to fight back against this inevitable retransitioning, repositioning, or essentially a reset control alt delete on the entire history of the human race? Absolutely not. But one thing you can do is you can measure your mood with my new double black obsidian mood state measure. Not only will this tell you what mood you are in, and no, it is not a mood ring. This is high tech technology. They didn't want you to have it leaked out of a DARPA laboratory. They didn't want it out there. I got access to it. They sent this to me in a brown package that I opened up and I couldn't believe it. Now you can check right now with just a tiny drop of blood, not only your iq, but what purity level you're at and the things you've been thinking. Now these, these reptilian shape shifters want your purity level to be below 42. Once it drops below 42, you open yourself up to demonic possession. Many of my friends have found themselves possessed by the spirit of JonBenet Ramsey. And I know everybody thinks she was innocent, but my God, once she gets into your body, you're going to be doing 360 degree spins with your head. It displaces your spinal cord, and you're going to be paying the chiropractor a visit for a few months just to get that thing corkscrewed back where it belongs. It's not a pleasant experience. You got to keep your mood stayed up right now because they're feeding on your psychic energy, which they're using for the magnifying glasses that are redirecting the sunlight. That's the energy that they use. Enough of us can get happy. They won't be able to heat the sun up, which is what they're trying to do. It's called a code red. They want to code red the sun and blast that thing all over the galaxy. All you got to do is take one of these things and you just stick it right here against your finger like this. But wait, first, I just remembered, I didn't put a new needle in. By the way, if you were wondering, I have been working on my manifesto. It's right here. As you can see, we are in mid manifesto phase. This will be released. It's. I'm going to be placing this in a bank vault, and if anything should happen to me, over 500,000 copies of this are going to be airdropped over New Jersey. Folks, you really can't go without one of these. This is a teflon plated medical bag. This thing can survive the shock of bullets. It can survive anything. A ninja sword, any kind of super sharp ninja blade, throwing stars, etcetera, will be redirected and reflected off of this medicine bag. Inside this bag is over 70 ounces of ketamine and of course, zyn nicotine pouches, which are the number one way to prevent the incoming bird flu. All right, where'd it go? Here we go. You got to make sure that you always use clean needles, folks, whether you're. I don't have any. And I'm not. This thing's got toothpaste on it. I'll probably get blood poisoning, so there goes that gag. I forgot to bring my needles. Wait, let me look. All right, folks, here we are. Got my clean needles. Also, might I recommend Colgate 3D watch strips. Now, the last thing you want to do when you're shining that bright smile, which we call the smile of gnosis, when you wake up to the reality, the demiurge is in control. And we are living in a synthetic Matrix style universe created by a being that was jealous of God and just decided that he would go and essentially steal God's number one joke, which is the creation of eternity, reality and everything that we are existing within. He sucked our souls into an. Into essentially a prison, a soul prison, which we're all existing in. If you, anytime you've taken enough mushrooms or smoked that wacky tobacco, you probably have experienced a general sense of unreality. Especially if you've done nitrous oxide balloons in combination with any kind of psychedelic and have seen the grid of the Matrix. What you're looking at there is the walls of the simulator that we're in right now. All right, here we go folks. Now right here what you're looking at, this pin here looks like a pin. It's not a pin. This is the exact same device the Soviets use to inject polonium into their enemies. You could just walk right up to anybody and poke them with this. Which is why I always wear a skin sheath. This might look like my skin. It is not. It is a body suit. This is a rubber material that cannot be penetrated except in one area which happens to be the finger that I'm going to inject this thing in right now. And for those of you watching out there in the deep state who would love nothing more to inject me with polonium, I want you to know I swap out the fingers so you'll never know exactly where the one tiny opening is. And no, I do not have an opening down below. I wear a diaper beneath the skin suits. You're not going to be able to penetrate me that way either. I'm essentially invulnerable to any of your nanobot swarms. And I walked around in the fog when it came over Austin and nothing happened to me because of my various systems of self protection from the deep state. If you're interested in that, I happen to have just published a book for kids. Protecting your children from the nanoswarms of the deep state. You can order that, the kids love it. It's made just for kids. It's got a special little kitty cat, a wonderful character who is the explorer, is his name Stanley the explorer? He basically goes on an adventure, goes underneath the Vatican to check out some of the secret scrolls they have under there which talk about actual history of the human race prior to the mud flood when we existed in Tartaria. And no, that wasn't the world's fair. If you ever seen pictures can you pull up a picture of the World's Fair, please? Take a look at this, folks. They want you to believe this is an actual fair. They want you to actually believe that these people constructed. You got to go way back there. Just click on an old there right down there. There it is right there, folks. I'm surprised they haven't. Wow. Yeah, that's a world's fair. They just constructed that, didn't they, humans. Oh, you know, we'll build now. Can you put up a county fair? Pull it. Enlarge that, enlarge that. Folks, I need you to take a look at this. These are one of the things they want you to believe. The Crystal palace of London was just a temporary. Is that from the World's Fair? Oh, what do you know? Built by Sir Joseph Paxton. Pack, whatever, open it back up again. We glitch it out here. We got hackers in our system. Built by Sir Joseph Paxton for the great exhibition in 8, 1, 180, whatever. The Crystal palace marked the great Hispanic glass build, the building was later destroyed by fire. Folks, they want to eliminate everything that used to be. We used to live in a beautiful civilization. There are glass palaces. You couldn't walk five feet without finding a glass palace. Every single toilet bowl was made of gold. This is why Donald Trump uses golden toilets. If you have any kind of issue with your bowel movement or any kind of your gut biome will be corrected by a simple dump on a golden toilet. What George Washington used to use the restroom on. And this is what the pharaohs used to use the restroom on. They're not going to show you. At the very center at the core of the great pyramid of Giza, there is a golden toilet that the pharaoh used to fill with his noble waste. Now let's do a check here. I'm going to do a little quick check here, folks. Load this thing up and then you just put it on your open finger and you just take a. Take a little popper there. And then there we go, folks, right there. That's what they want. That's what they want. They want your blood. They want to drain your blood. Not just your blood. They want to drain everything inside of you. And of course, this thing just went down, folks. This is what I'm talking about up there. There we go. Yep, there you go. Folks. This is the kind of thing when you're getting gang stalked, they're going to get into your devices. And right there it says, I'm fairly happy right now.
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Guest Speaker
Meaning that I am immune. I am immune to any kind of influence.
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Duncan Trussell
And I do not expect to be possessed by JonBenet Ramsey or any kind of spirit today. Now, folks, final message here. Before we dive into the next phase of the podcast, I just want you all to know you don't have control. You can't do anything about the drone swarms. You can't do anything about the fog. You can't be doing anything about the Manchurian Candidate Born Identity style lunatics who have been exploding things and driving into things. There's nothing you can do to stop the reptilian agenda other than to find a way to be happy. That's what they don't want you to do. Which is why you'll never hear Rachel Maddow Legacy Media LI Fountain of Volcanic Lies of a volcano of lies wearing ridiculous glasses. She'll never hear her say, just be happy. Because when you're on your deathbed, there isn't a single person on their deathbed who said, I wish I was filled with more anxiety and watched more news. Not a single person has said that. 95.5% of men on their deathbeds ask for a hand job from one they love. That's what you want when you die. And you're not going to get joy and happiness and the sweet smile of a fresh release upon entering into the light. Which you should not go into, by the way. It's another trick of the dim heritage to get you to reincarnate in the never ending soul cycle that you've been trapped in. You're not going to get that sweet smile and that gentle exhalation of relief that comes after living a good life closed out by a happy ending. If you've spent the majority of your life terrified, to quote Frederick Nietzsche, imagine that you were on a. On a loop that you. You just repeat your life over and over and over again. You make the same decisions over and over and over again for infinity. That means if you've spent the majority of your life unhappy, you are in hell. So it is your responsibility right now to find a way. I don't care what you do. I don't care if you gotta go shove your face in a dog's ass. I don't care if you gotta go toss a pit bull salad. Find that little spark of joy. Go do it. Because folks, you are in control of your own destiny. You won't be able to use telepathic powers to explode those drones torturing the poor residents of New Jersey, but one thing you can do is get out there right now and make Your life happy. Make your life fulfilled. Follow your dream, follow your heart. And most importantly, don't forget to order. Where the hell did that go? You'll find a link for my mood testing blood devices just down below. Make sure you order these. We are use offer code, Freedom of the soul. And you'll get 30% off your first order of these things. And folks, you'd be amazed. Sometimes I feel like I'm as happy as a French clown at an orgy and I do the test and realize I'm miserable. And right there's where they get into you. Right there's where they penetrate. Right there's where they slide their fingers up the leg of your heart. And the next thing you know, you're squirting demons all over the face of your family. And you can't do that right now because that's what they want. We'll be right back.
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Guest Speaker
Today's episode of the DTFH has been supported by my friends at True Classic Tees. Pals, I am a T shirt snob. I have a very specific type of T shirt that I will wear and I used to have a brand that I could only find in LA and I bought a bunch of them. I know that sounds nuts, but closet full of black shirts and my God, when True Classic Tees sponsored, the DTF agent sent me samples of these shirts. You have no idea. Maybe you're out there. Maybe you're someone who's like very specific in wanting the best T shirt because you understand how important it is. You understand that if you're going around with some kind of garbage T shirt on feels weird. It's not soft. You don't like putting it on, it's gonna ruin your day. It's potentially. You know, they say like, if you're in the ocean and you're off just by a few feet in whatever direction you're navigating in, those few feet could turn into 100 miles. Next thing you know, you're stranded on some island. You're desperately trying to catch fish, but you didn't watch enough episodes of Naked and Afraid. You don't know how to make a fish net. You don't know how to make a fishing pole. You don't realize that island's inhabited by semi sentient mushroom creatures that come skittling out of the muddy holes that they were hiding in and they spray acid in your face. And that can happen if you wear a shitty T shir. Which is why I love True Classic Tees. And I mean this. When I reach into my closet and my hand touches it. I know I can differentiate shirts immediately. I like putting it on. It is the perfect fitting T shirt. Friends, I cannot endorse this company enough for those of you out there who somehow don't really care about your T shirt. Okay, maybe you should try them out because you will start caring. But for those of you out there who are my heart brothers and sisters and understand the importance of a perfect, comfortable, perfectly fitted, incredible T shirt that seems like the creator of the universe would wear it, this is your brand. Also, might I mention, this is not just shirts. Winner is here. They've got long sleeve henleys, they've got fleece hoodies, jeans, button ups, joggers, and more. I just love the T shirts, but I've gotten other things from them and it's incredible. They are incredible. Also, I'm not gonna lie. I've become friends with the CEO and he is a philanthropist and super freaking cool. So I am a lifetime die hard, True Classic T shirt man. And my children will be or they will not stay in my house. Start the new year off with clothes that actually fit right. Just go to my exclusive link@truclassic.com Duncan to save. That's trueclassic.com Duncan. Shop now and elevate your wardrobe today. It's trueclassic.com Duncan and I'm not. I don't know how much of this I can say, but when the CEO found out I was from Asheville after the disaster, he like donated an insane amount of money to them for me. I love him. God bless you, True Classic and God bless America. And now drawing lessons. So, you know, guys, a great way to relax and have fun and just enjoy yourself in life is to draw. So I thought that I would share some of you. Oh, shit, sorry. Cut it there. And you know, a lot of people have been asking me how I became such a master artist. Oh, wait, you can just. I guess for this one it should just. Yeah, okay, okay, okay. Let's just start over. And now drawing lessons. A lot of people have been asking me how I became such a master artist. Well, the answer is I studied for many, many years at the Devry Institute for Art and Sketching. Dedicated my life to it. And I have practiced ever since I was a kid. When I was five, in fact, a Cambridge professor happened to go into my elementary school because he had food poisoning and had explosive diarrhea. Just had to stop somewhere to use the bathroom. He got confused about where the bathroom was and ran into my classroom. It was the craziest thing. This classic professor, corduroy jacket, spectacles, little white beard came running into our classroom while we were drawing. And I said, oh my God, oh my God, this isn't the bathroom. I'm so sorry. And then just like exploded diarrhea all over a lot of the classroom. It was really. A lot of the kids were crying. But then because he was sick and I guess he was getting incredibly dehydrated from what was happening to him, he just fell on the ground and happened to fall right in front of one of my sketches I was doing at the crayon. And he just saw it and just said, oh my God, oh my God, who did this? And I said, I did. And as he is evacuating his bowels, he said, please, please take my business card. I didn't even know what that was, but I gave it to my dad and he called him up. And I was invited to teach as a child at Cambridge to teach drawing, which is the best way to learn, is to teach. So regardless, I thought I'd share some tips for you for the beginner drawer, the intermediate drawer, or even a late stage drawer master. So let's jump in anytime you are going to draw. It really helps to have paper and some kind of device to draw with. In this case, I use a micron 01 sketch pencil. This is a pen, rather an ink machine is what we call it in the art world. I kind of like to have an idea of what I'm gonna draw first. So in this case, we're just going to be doing a portrait that I just sort of cook up in my own mind. Now whenever I draw, I like to start, especially when I'm drawing a face, I like to start with the head like that. And usually a nice oval shape works for the head. Of course, depending on the head that you are going to draw, maybe your head doesn't have an oval. That's sort of the freedom of drawing. You could do one of these guys if you wanted. And I know you're probably looking at this and you're like, I can't do that right away. This is why we practice. You just start at the beginning with some lines. And that's pretty much all you need to think about when it comes to drawing is like you're just doing lines. And if you do the right series of lines together, then the lines will make a face. Take a look at that. And again, guys, this is not the kind of thing where you're just gonna jump. There's never been A person that I'm aware of who just jumped on a horse and started galloping that baby around the pasture. It takes time. You got to get really cool boots. You've got to get a little strap thing that you put on the horse, and you've got to find a horse. See that? This is just a little creature. And this is a creature that, actually, every time that I smoke dimethyltryptamine, I see this creature. It's got one of these things, a little star on its head like that. If you can see that star. And it's got these, like, interesting protuberances coming out of the side of its head. It's got a. You know, to me, this is beautiful, this kind of body. And I'm so sick of this fascist idea that you have to have a body that matches, I don't know, Timothee Chalamet or something to be beautiful. And that's what he tells me. Anytime I inhale dimethyl tryptamine smoke, this creature appears to me. And he says, every body shape is beautiful, and everything is beautiful if you look at it the right way. He's got these incredible moobs. Just so the algorithm knows, these are not female breasts. These are moobs. I guess I'll avoid the nipple. And he's got four moobs. Wait, six moobs. Actually, now that I think about it, sometimes he has four, sometimes he has six. And I asked him about that, and he said, please don't ask me about why that happens. And that's a really good practice. If you have any friend or anybody in your life who has that situation of, like, some days there's two moobs, some days there's three, some days there's four. You know, if they want to open up to you about why their moobs are multiplying, then let them. But if they don't want to talk about it, the best bet is just to leave them alone. Now he's got these interesting stars on his hands, too. They kind of remind me of the Sheriff star. So I wonder if he's a sheriff, but whenever I ask him if he's a sheriff, he just laughs. Now, what's really interesting about this little guy, he calls himself Natas King, is that he's got more than two arms. He's got four arms. And sometimes in this hand, he's holding what appears to be the. The thing that Aquaman has.
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Duncan Trussell
Trident.
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Guest Speaker
A trident. Yeah, he's got a trident in his hand, and in this hand, he's doing The. I guess he's a sports fan. He's doing the. What do you call it? The symbol of the Texas longhorns. See that? And then what's really cool about this guy, and I kind of love this part, is he's got eight legs. So is he a spider? Is he a spider with moobs? Like some kind of body positivity spider? I don't really know. And again, I think that it's good in the hyperdimensional realities, accessible to human beings via meditation, holotropic breathwork, or fasting to follow the same general etiquette guidelines that. Oh, yeah, and he usually has a necklace. Check this out. Now I know what it's like to be in a hurry. I've been in a hurry. We all have. And my guess is when he's putting his necklace on, he gets in a hurry, and he doesn't have time or he doesn't realize that it's a crucifix, but it's like he hung it the wrong way. It's, like, upside down. Now, the message of this being Natas. Natas King, is love yourself as you are. And he. You know, I remember. It's so funny. Sometimes I like to inhale dimethyltryptamine smoke before I go to the gym. It's when I get my best workouts. I get ripped. It sucks. I tried to inhale dimethyltryptamine smoke while I was on the abdominal machine, and I got thrown out of the gym and had to go to a new gym. And I'm like, it's not cigarettes. What's the big deal? But you see Brad Pitt in Fight Club, you see any classic hunk with abs, I promise you that is a result of smoking dimethyltryptamine while doing crunches. It's just. It goes perfectly together. The point is, I was about to go to the gym, getting ready for my. It was glute day, and he appeared to me, and he said, why are you going to the gym? And I said, well, you know, it makes me feel good. It kind of makes me feel like I'm in control of my life. It gives me a sense of autonomy over my destiny. And he just goes, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Have you played path of exile 2? And I said, no, I have not. And he said, why don't you, instead of going to the gym today, go to the local 7 11, get a jumbo box of Oreos, and just play Path of Exile two for the rest of the day and into the late, late Night. And I said, well, I've been trying to get on a good sleep schedule. If I stay up till 3am Notice I generally underperform the next day. And he said, well, there you go, you see, that's post industrial revolution toxic masculinity manifesting as ambition. He said in the days of the factories, that's what they wanted. They wanted a good worker, got up early in the morning refreshed and ready to work in the factories. But. But is that who you want to be in your life? You do realize this is corporatist, consumerist capitalist propaganda that is giving you a guilt complex and most importantly, pushing you away from leveling up your character, which is not easy to do once you get to level 48 and are on the Act 3 boss and you can't find anywhere to grind to get that exp. It was a convincing argument. Now the other cool thing about him, I almost forgot is he has got like. I don't know what it is, but it's some kind of tube thing that comes out of what looks like a mouth in his stomach and it's a veiny tube. And. And this is what's really cool, what this thing does. If you can see that, that veiny tube, it's got little teeth like this and it's got like a mouth here. Now let me see if I can finish drawing this thing. It's got a little sort of attempt at a beard and.
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Duncan Trussell
I don't know.
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Guest Speaker
If I'm going to depict it correctly, but it honestly looks a little bit like Mr. Beast and this thing vomits. These eggs, I guess they're eggs. They're like brown eggs. They're brown stinky eggs. And if I open the eggs, there's nothing in them. They're just solid brown all the way through. So I don't know, what if I'm supposed to like put them in a hatchery or something and then if I leave the stinky brown eggs out long enough, flies come and fly around the eggs. So I don't know what that is, but anyway, I hope this inspired you all and that you. I don't know if I just. Fuck that. Yeah. I just hope that you guys have the. Oh, and always make sure that you sign your art. There you go. That is now signed and we are going to have a drawing. And our. How many subscribers are we up to now, Josh? 120,000. We are up to 120,000 subscribers. Once we get to 100, whoever my 130th thousand subscriber is I'm gonna send you this. This will be yours. And that means you're gonna be probably pretty rich because this will sell for a ton of money. And that is the end of the drawing lesson onto the rest of the podcast. Pretty depressing statistic. Only 8% of people keep their New Year's resolutions. And you know why? If I had to guess, that is because, like, people make insane New Year's resolutions. Maybe you're not going to learn to do a backflip or how to parachute. Maybe you're not going to become a black belt in some obscure form of jiu jitsu this year. And then somewhere along the line, you realize you overreached on your resolution and then you feel bad because you gave up. This is why I love today's sponsor, Acorns. And truly, I wish I could go back in time and give a younger version of myself access. Because the problem with like, when you're.
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Duncan Trussell
A kid, like some old grump would be like, yeah, saving money. And then it adds up over time.
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Guest Speaker
You're like, shut up, I'm saving. Then you start associating saving money not with, like, you know, bettering your future. You start associating it with the rank breath of whichever ancient gin soaked relative thought he'd offer some advice to you. You're like nine. Maybe you have like 30 cents. You know, they say there's two great times to plant a tree 20 years ago or today. I mean, not here, not today. The ground is frozen. But you get the point. Acorns makes it easy for you to save, and they make it fun and they make it accessible and they make it not some insane chore that makes it feel like an ice lich is touching your heart. And truly, over time, if you get in the habit and if you find a system to do this, it adds up in the most insane way ever. I don't want to read some book on like financial wellness. No one does. You go ahead, read Rich Dad, Poor dad or whatever. But Acorns figured it out, man. They cracked the code. Acorns makes it easy to start automatically saving and investing so your money has a chance to grow for you, your kids, and your retirement. You don't need to be an expert. Acorns will recommend a diversified portfolio that fits you and your money goals. And you don't need to be rich. Acorn lets you invest with the spare money you've got right now. You can start with $5 or just with spare change. Head to acorns.comduncan to download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today. Paid non client endorsement compensation provides incentive to positively promote Acorns tier one compensation provided investing involves risk. Acorn Advisors LLC and SEC registered investment advisor. View important disclosures@acorn.com Duncan nothing feels quite as good as completing a masterpiece. And the only thing that feels better than completing a masterpiece is having a masterpiece on the wall of your house. And so I'm gonna propose a little contest here. Once my subscribers. What are we at right now? Josh?
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Duncan Trussell
120,000.
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Guest Speaker
Once my subscribers get up to I don't know what number. Josh 130. 130. 130,000. I'm going to do a random drawing of all of my members, all of you who have subscribed to be members. The deep core of my heart, the heart of my soul, the soul of the world, the soul of the universe. Then in one of you, I'm going to reach out to and I'm going to mail to you this masterpiece, which you will be able to hang on the wall of your house. So if you haven't subscribed as a member yet, and you want to be part of this drawing and you want to have access to no doubt what will be worth an unquantifiable sum of money, then all you gotta do is just however you become a member on YouTube and for my listeners out there, just become a member on YouTube. Once we hit 130k, the contest will end. And you know, it's like, I still, I remember, you know, when I, when I started podcasting, people would email me and say, do you accept bitcoin donations? And I was like, fuck, fuck your nerd money. I don't, I don't know what that is. I don't want to do a wallet. It's sweet of you, but come on, I don't know. I'm living in a sublet, man. You know, I don't know how to do a bitcoin wallet. Now, if I had accepted those donations, then we would probably be doing this podcast from an orbiting space cruiser right now. But unfortunately I passed up on that moment that the universe was like, do you want to have yachts in your life? And so similarly, this is your moment. This is your chance. This could be yours. It could either be yours or the Guggenheims. You pick, become a member. You'll get commercial free episodes of the DTFH and lots of other stuff. I just resurrected something I used to do on the Patreon and will be doing again. Hopefully. I'll figure out a way to get them both to happen simultaneously on YouTube, which is our meditation group, A journey into boredom, where we just sit and meditate. And it's really fun. If you're interested in meditating, it's a chance for you to just sort of. And it sounds nuts, I know, but group meditation is really great. And it's especially if you are just trying to like, get into it because there's just a lot of like basic questions people have about it. And everyone in the group, they all have different ways they meditate. Some people meditate the way I do, which is boring, basic bitch Buddhism style. Some people do other forms of it. But it's a great group of people. And right now it's on the Patreon. But it will be on YouTube membership soon. Now a little news for you. Can you pull up that news article? Check this out, friends. This is what has been on my mind with all the crazy shit going on. This, this, friends.
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Duncan Trussell
Whoa.
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Guest Speaker
Scientists want to entangle human brains with quantum computers to learn about consciousness. A team of researchers believe they may have a way of testing the hypothesis that consciousness in humans arise from entanglement within our brains. To do so would involve creating interfaces between human brains and quantum computers in attempting to measure any resulting changes in consciousness. Can you scroll down a little bit now? This guy is getting a lot of attention right now. In 1989, British mathematician and Nobel prize in physics winner Roger Penrose suggested that quantum entanglement is involved in consciousness. Though we cannot summarize his full argument spread out over several books, the gist of it boils down to the idea that there are some problems that cannot be completed or comprehended by traditional computers. Humans can deal with these problems and comprehend them, such as non computable numbers and Godel sentences. And so the human mind must not operate like a traditional computer. Instead, Penrose suggests that consciousness could arise from quantum entanglement within the brain. Now this is fucking nuts for a lot of different reasons. Number one, Penrose's theory, mystery is the pathway to sort of connect secular materialist ideas of consciousness with mysticism. If our brains are actually quantum computers, there's some kind of quantum entanglement happening in the human brain, then what that means is that potentially consciousness is not a result of what we would consider like traditional neurological activity, but rather the human brain becomes more like an antenna. Now this is incredible. This is what anybody who's gotten into any form of Buddhism, any form of meditation, any form of spirituality, or any kind of psychedelic, no doubt you've had the experience where you become less of a you and more of an everything. It's just this incredible moment where the unified consciousness state has been studied in many different forms. I remember the first time I experienced it was on a dose of lsd. It's just that moment where you merge with everything. And so what the fuck is that? Now, this is also accessible via meditation. And also, for some people, it could just happen on a hike. Where just suddenly you're not there anymore, but you're there.
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Duncan Trussell
You're everything.
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Guest Speaker
You're not a you. You're not a. You're not a singular thing anymore. Now maybe what's happening there is. So you guys who've been watching it long enough, you know, I'm about to stammer my way through something I don't really understand that well. So any physicists out there watching, Please, correct me all you want. But the way I understand it is at the quantum level. Things can go into what's called a superposition. This is the Schrodinger's cat. Basically, you put the cat in the box. The cat is simultaneously in the box, not in the box, dead. Not dead, because we don't know what's going on in there in the box. Now, I don't know the totality of this insane thought experiment. But the superposition is where the thing has stopped. Is not collapsed into a particle, but is now a wave. And so the idea would be that consciousness perception happens. Because our brains collapse the wave into the particle of attention. And so the moment you're focusing in on something, you're no longer a wave, you're a particle. And this is how we're observing everything. The moment you get a nice meditation practice going. Or whatever your spirituality is. Or the moment you take the correct dosage of some psychedelic. And PS Psychedelics aren't for everybody. I'm not advocating the use of psychedelics, necessarily. A lot of people don't do well with them. For God's sake, don't fucking just go running blindly into the world of psychedelics. In the earlier versions of me, I would have advised that. But these days. Be careful. Friends out there is very powerful these days. And God knows what you're getting.
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Duncan Trussell
I don't know what you kids are doing out there. I don't know what you're doing out there on the dark web.
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Guest Speaker
Ordering God knows what from God knows who up in Sweden. Who knows what you're. Actually, that's where LSD came from. But the point is, if we discover a way to entangle the human brain with quantum computers. It is going to redefine everything we understand about human consciousness and human identity. And it points towards what we read about in all of the transcendental scriptures, like the Bhagavad Gita, for example. The soul is neither born, nor does it ever die, nor having once existed, does it ever cease to be. The soul is without birth, eternal, immortal and ageless. It is not destroyed when the body is destroyed. Now, if you think of the soul as the waveform of consciousness, the sum total of all consciousness in the universe prior to collapsing into the identity, which would be karma, then that makes sense. If non local consciousness is real, then holy shit, we truly are these eternal beings that have been collapsed into the particle of our identity, essentially crucified on the crucifix of eternity and linear time. That's the experience of being human. And so the fact that this is now like being studied in a real way, because this is always the question, how do you study the soul?
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Duncan Trussell
Or what is the soul?
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Guest Speaker
Or what is consciousness? Really, forget the soul bullshit. But the other thing about it that's insane is that if we entangle a human brain with like the new Google Willow, which is the most advanced quantum computer on earth, or maybe on a billion different earths in the multiverse, then there's the possibility that that is the road to actual strong general AI. AGI. That's the road to ag. What are you AGI? That's my insurance company.
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Duncan Trussell
It doesn't matter.
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Guest Speaker
The point is, while all the crazy shit's going on in the world, this is actually happening. They're really looking into this insane now. Foreign. This episode of the DTFH has been supported by Squarespace. Friends, it's 2025. It's time for you to make the most beautiful website on the planet. And you can do that with Squarespace. If you don't believe me, go to duncan trussell.com and lay those peepers on the most beautiful website that has ever emerged from the womb of the Internet. That is not me talking about my website, but rather that is Emmanuel Ponce, the website guru and king who owns three islands in the Pacific Ocean. Squarespace makes it easy to build a website. They've got mix and match templates, just can put something together, you can adjust, you can become the DJ of your own website. And they made it easier than it already was with their new AI Design intelligence. It will guide you along the way, it will help create whatever copy it is that you're wanting to put in your website. And it speeds up the process at singularity level.
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Duncan Trussell
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Duncan Trussell
They make him do blackface sometimes.
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Guest Speaker
They did not make him do that. And, you know, I really wish they had. That would actually be great. I think that he mentioned the idea to somebody and they were like, you really shouldn't do that. And he was like, no, because he'd been reading this. I sent him the book that's coming out, Stand up to youo Bully. It's gonna be available on Random House. And I sent him that. And, like, he read that, and then he's like. Because the dude had been giving him swirlies and wedgies, made him eat rocks. You don't know this, but right outside of Parliament, you might not know this. They have this playground where they go and play. Took sand out of the sand box and put it in his diaper. I'm sorry, Justin, if that is. You don't want folks to know that you have a fashion diaper. But he got pinworms from the sand and very itchy butt. And so he was fed up, and I sent him a book that details ways to deal with your bully. And then so he was like, no, I am going to do this. You're not going to stop me. I wish he hadn't done that. The point is, this is a friend of mine. I don't care what your politics are. He's a good guy. And we had A long talk last week. He did not want to resign, but I convinced him to resign. And I know a lot of you Canadians are probably mad at me. I know he was loved throughout Canada. And I've already been getting emails from upset Canadians who said this was essentially our superman. And now what do we have? Now what do we have? And you still have him. That's the main thing. You still have him. He's still there, and he's going to start a daycare, which is fucking cool. So, theoretically, you could actually bring your children to Trudeau's daycare center. And the way they're gonna run the daycare is really cool. The daycare is like a miniature Canada. And he will be the. I told him, look, maybe not Prime Minister of Canada, but what if you started a daycare and you're the Prime Minister of the daycare, and so it's gonna be run like Canada now with its own currency, everything, so you don't have to feel like you've lost your hero. He's still there for you. I don't know where the daycare is going to be right now. He's kind of like. He's been hammered for, like, a week straight, and he's kind of not in a place to get into business right now. But as Justin Trudeau's life coach, I just want to say it'd be really nice if you guys would give him a fucking break. Please stop bullying him. Please stop calling him names when he's out jogging. Please, just. He's a sweet dude who's got some fucking issues. Who doesn't have some issues? He's a sweet guy. He didn't want to be the Prime Minister. That was a bet he took when he was on a cocaine binge, and he just ended up Prime Minister and just decided to run with it. So come on, take it easy on him. And I congratulate you for your courage, former Prime Minister Trudeau. We'll see you next week, everybody. Hare Krishna.