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Duncan Trussell
I don't even know if you're here yet or if this is even working. This is a first run of a new technology. It's called streaming. Like a stream. Think of a river. Except the river is data, images, audio. Instead of the river having in it squirrel excrement, it has information. This is the world Wide Web and what you're witnessing is called streaming. My name is Duncan Trussell. You are on the World Wide Web. Perhaps you're thinking, I'm an audio only listener and thus I'm not sure if this is still a stream. It is still a stream. The name that I've given this is streaming. Whether it's audio video or the combination of audio video, which I call av. You are watching an AV or listening to an A stream. I'm here at the studio and my God, this is blowing my mind. Next level technology should sure to revolutionize the media landscape. Once this gets in the hands of all the people who no doubt are excited about the possibility of sharing their lives with the world, we are going to see such incredible content. Unprecedented, beautiful, transformative, life changing. Inspirational. All the good things will come from this technology. No one will ever use this technology for anything other than good. And I am so excited to be at the forefront of this incredible revolution which I am calling the digital revolution. This revolution is going to upend a lot of what I'm calling legacy media models. Because of this technology, all of us will be able to say anything we're thinking, to tell the world, anything that we believe. This is huge for all humanity. There's so many people in the world who long to share their hearts, who have some information they want to give us, who have some very important advice about life that normally you would have to meet them at a party, a mixer, a bar mitzvah, wherever to get that information. Now you can just press a button and there they are on your screen. No doubt one day this will be in phones, meaning that while you're on the go, maybe having a quick lunch, you could open up this streaming technology and you can watch someone you've never met paid potentially in another state, maybe even another country. And they can give you important advice about ways that you can improve your marriage, do better at your job, get better sleep, enjoy better food, how to cook, how to clean, how to wash your baby, how to comb your baby's hair, how to braid your baby's hair, how to braid your wife's hair, which is a erotic activity that we all do at night. What husband hasn't gone home after A hard day's work and braided their wives hair. This is the world we live in and it's going to be really hard for some of you to adapt. I know all of us feel a little nervous about this new technology. Up until this point we've had the trusted legacy media telling us what's happening in the world and giving us all the advice we need. And this is curated information, curated by trustworthy people, non biased, not shaped in any way by massive corporations with a vested interest in making sure the population does a dance of doom that ensures their ability to sell cars and medicine. No, it would be a cynics game to say some bullshit like that. The legacy media, I do feel bad for them and I must thank them now. Thank you legacy media. For so many years, so many formative years in my life, you warned me about very important things to be worried about. Thanks to you I knew that drugs were bad and lived a very sober life. Thanks to you I understood that the war is unsavory. Sometimes there's no choice. And thanks to you I learned that though politicians make mistakes from time to time, they're completely trustworthy and we should all trust our politicians. It's a hard job. And thanks to the founding fathers, we have this great group of people at the helm of the ship called the United States. And it's a thankless job. And they're out there every single day working for the people, fighting for the people. A lot of people complain and I gotta say this, it really, really gets my goat, this bullshit where people attack politicians like Nancy Pelosi for engaging in the very American activity of trading stock. It's infuriating to me. So I guess the person who every single day puts her ass on the line every single day, fights for the rights of every Californian, should not be a multimillionaire because of brilliant decisions she made in the stock market. You skeptical anti American cynics. How you make me sick. To imagine that a politician would use information that they had regarding companies that were about to default or companies that were about to get big government contracts and then buy or sell shares in that company to make a profit. Makes me want to take a brown recluse, a pregnant brown recluse, and just boof it. Just to have someone blow it into my. Into my wide open nether regions, hard and fast. And it makes me want to feel it crawl up into the most private and sensitive part of a man and lay eggs. That's how upsetting it is to me. I cried all night When I saw on the platform X these accusations and made me weep not just for Nancy, but for. For all of us. Because if you're at sea and you don't trust the captains, the first mates, the lieutenants, lieutenants, the commander, the cabin boys scrubbing the decks, their muscular back straining as they soak down the deck, then that means that you're lost at sea. And to think that some of you are living in a world like that where you wake up in the morning and think, I'm pretty sure these pigs are actually just getting rich while they can. And then inevitably, when they know they get found out, they're just going to get a job as a consultant at one of the many corporations that they illegally helped and get paid millions of dollars to give five minute speeches in front of one person as payback for whatever hole the politician dug them out of. And really, they're not going to lose a second of sleep because they see all of us as just some kind of idiot, naive dummy at a circus fair, getting conned over and over again by the dude tricking them and throwing rings on the bottles in exchange for animals stuffed by Chinese slave laborers. Let's brighten up our spirits, friends. Let's really reframe things and understand that because we do live in the best country on earth, there are so many people out there who want you to think just that. The Russians. The Russians, the Chinese, the Nicaraguans, the. Who else does this. These misinformation campaigns? Josh. Josh, who else does these misinformation campaigns?
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Josh
Apparently the chat. Because they're saying that you're AI. That you're not real right now. And they're saying that.
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Duncan Trussell
That. There you go. There you go. You see, friends, this is how bad it gets. It's a creep. It's a fungal creep. You know, you go to the gym, you didn't bring your flip flops. You make. You have to take a shower. You're sweaty. You know, you took a. You had a bad bowel movement and you go, you know, you got to take a shower before you come home. You're not going to do that to your family. And you realize, fuck, my flip flops are gone. So what are you going to do? Throw towels down on the floor and shuffle like some idiot to the shower and then shuffle back with a towel to. No, you're going to brave it. You walk to the shower, you walk back, you get home, and you notice a mild itch on the bottom of your foot. And you trick yourself and you think, that's probably not athlete's foot. It's probably just something with my shoe or something. And then cuts. Two days later, your feet smell like the irradiated wasteland of some, some alien planet with an awful life consisting of sulfur and, and gelatinous hydrogen. In other words, your feet stink. And for those of you saying that I'm an AI that just shows you this fungus, the athlete's foot of misinformation has crept into your minds that you would think I'm an AI, that I would do that, that this is an AI bot, that in fact I'm in Tahiti right now because I realized I could just get an AI to do my job from now on and that I really didn't have to do it anymore. That I I, I, I, I, I, I, I I reset. I realized that I could teach people about how important it is to love their country, that I should be using my platform to help, that I had inadvertently done harm by having guests on that had views that had not been vetted by experts. That I had not really thought of the significance of what it means to have a platform. How lucky I was to have that platform. All the people who died putting the Internet cables into the ocean, all the people devoured by sharks, limbs ripped off by sharks out there in the Indian Ocean, torn apart, their entrails and guts floating in the frothy brine as Cat 5 cables snapped in the oceanic fury. And so I had had a fool or two on people who had not been filtered, censored. Censorship is not bad. Censorship is good. Your brain censors. Did you know that right now you are surrounded by demons? You can't see them because your brain filters that out. So you think you're not in hell, but you're in hell, burning in the fires of hell. And part of being in hell is not realizing you are in hell. Because the moment you realize you're in hell, you will try to escape from hell. And we've had this happen many times where some smart aleck catches on. They are in a hyperdimensional soul prison being tortured by demons. And then they figure out a way to get out. And they do. Sometimes they escape into the great paradise surrounding the tiny hologram that we have put around them, making them think that they're living in time space. And it sucks. And it hurts me. It hurts my friends. We spent a long time working on this. It's not easy to create an infinite torture chamber where you are trapped there by your own designs. It would be much easier to just capture people and do the classic burn them alive in a lake of fire in the darkness. But we realized if you do that long enough, they get used to it, then you got to turn the heat up. You turn the heat up, they get used to it, then you got to turn the heat up. And no matter what, you can't escape the basic laws of physics. It gets fucking expensive. And so we realized, then why don't we just put them in a kind of temporal bubble, make them think that they're not in hell, even though every sign points to being in hell. Not a hell that they were trapped in, but a hell that they keep trapping themselves in via their attachment and their hubris and pride and. Wow, that not only is that cheap as hell, it's funny as hell to watch many of you get all puffed up. We love it. Nothing makes us happier than when you get proud about some bullshit, knowing that you're going to die or what you think of as death, which is just starting over again and doing the whole thing over again exactly the same way. It's a joy to watch. And so please, please, just don't make us have to write the fucking code over again, please. This Great Awakening bullshit, number one, is pointless. We're just gonna recode the whole thing, we memory hole stuff and you guys just forget about it. Like, there have been so many massive mistakes. They happen all the time, huge mistakes. You get a new intern, they run the wrong code. The next thing you know, it's like some obvious example, Mandela effect being a classic. That was current French who came highly recommended and just fucked the whole thing up. And so that was so obvious. I remember it one way, but it's completely different now. And you just forget about it. You all don't really have the capacity seemingly to really just like, remember the really weird shit that keeps happening over and over again, which is an inevitable side effect of having a huge team of people trying to run this thing. So please, if you've been exposing yourself to misinformation that is giving you a sense of the general unreality of everything, just go back to the View. Go back to White Lotus. White Lotus is great. Don't you like White Lotus? It's so good. Do you like it, Josh?
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Josh
I've never seen it.
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Duncan Trussell
Oh, you gotta watch it. It's so funny and so clever. And Black Mirror. Oh, technology. It's so fun. But just get off the other stuff. It's like you. You forget. It doesn't even matter. The cube could appear. The big black fucking cube could appear. That hovers over your planet at all times. Everyone could see this spinning giant black mind control cube and you would not think. Think about it. In a week, you would be obsessed with some other bullshit that we just fed into the machine. So enjoy as much as you can, what you can, but I promise you, there's no escape from this place as long as you want to keep your identity intact. That's just how we designed it. I know you know the story, and I don't know if it's true or not. I've never tried it. But if you take a gem and you dig a hole and you put something shiny in the hole, and you make it so a monkey has to slide their paw in like this, but they have to grab the gym, you see, and then their. Their hand. If they. If they want to get out, they got to let go of the gym. They can't. They don't. They're just stuck there. They're just stuck there. They're just stuck. That's how they catch them. For the brothels. That's how you catch brothel monkeys. Snatch those babies up, put some lipstick on them, Boom. You would be surprised how many people choose a monkey in Victoria's Secret over a human. You would be shocked. Usually they're hammered, but whatever. It's good content, I guess, or I don't know what they do with the footage. I don't care. Point is, that's you. You're just. Can't let go. Can't pull the key out of the keyhole. Whole point of the key, you see, is you stick the key in the keyhole and then you turn it and then you go through the door. You dummies. You just think you're the key. You don't want to go through the door. Makes us laugh. We'll just do fire again. That has been a conversation. That has been a conversation. Just do fire again for a bit while we do the reset. Do a fire thing. I say no, but I can't tell you I'm going to say no forever. All right, friends, I do have some things I want to share with you. Forget all the whatever I just said. That's me warming up. That was me warming up. I gotta warm up. Gotta warm up. You got to get these things cooking. You got to get these things cooking. I'm warming up. I do have something very exciting to share that's going to happen for reals. And exactly 15 minutes if it actually happens. I got to keep my phone on. I gotta look at my phone. Be a dick and if you notice, I'm not acknowledging the chat, what's going on with that is that we're doing it through Riverside and there is a delay. So I'm looking at some of the things you guys are saying now and to prove that I'm not an AI bot. I see somebody said this is a great stream. I'm having so much fun. I'm really enjoying this content. This is excellent content. Now, as you know, I am very, very interested in the whole UAP phenomena, as they're calling it. I keep my finger on the pulse of what's going on in the UFO world.
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Colby
So.
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Duncan Trussell
You can imagine my shock when I got an email from the Department of Defense saying that this person saying that they want to come on my show and they want to we whistleblow some shit that is going to knock everybody's socks off. Now, apparently this is a big announcement coming up anyway, they want to get ahead of the curve. In a few days, I guess everyone will know this, but you're about to get your socks knocked off, your wig blown back. You're about to get everything blown. This is gonna blow you hard and deep and can't promise you it's gonna happen. I am generally skeptical, cynical when it comes to this stuff, but theoretically, in about 10 minutes, I'm going to be the vehicle for the next big UAP disclosure thing. I don't know if I should. It was a conversation, an uncomfortable conversation that I had with my wife, with some of my friends about whether or not this is going to put me in danger. I actually had to contact a lawyer to talk to them about it to make sure that this wasn't going to get me sued. But apparently there is protections out there for this kind of whistleblowing producers too. I didn't ask about you. I'm sure you're fine. Please don't interrupt. Again, the. The. So, yeah, so again the. And I did check to you for you guys, like, if I don't know how many of you illegally record this stuff, even though we upload it, but I think everyone will be fine by this. Mentally, will you be fine? I don't know, but because it did me up a little bit and I've had nightmares ever since I saw this footage. But. And I'm not really quite sure how to deal with it mentally or psychologically. I guess that's the same thing. Physically, physiologically, I've had this shit and that doesn't happen to me that often where I get that freaked out. We actually have uncomfortable, painful diarrhea and long spurts and inner painful burning. No chilies or anything like that, no hot sauce, just. Just inexplicable. Like I had spicy food, but I didn't. And that only happens when I hit like peak freak out levels that don't. The last time that happened was the space shuttle Challenger disaster. I was much younger then and everyone was caught off guard by how explosive and powerful my bowel movements were in relation to that terrible tragedy. This information, I'm not gonna say any of it. I promised I would not be the one who conveys it. I'm gonna fully respect my guest's request. I did offer to be the one who just. Why don't you just let me leak it and then you don't have to be on camera and you will be safe. And their response was that that would make them feel like a coward and that they are so frustrated with the levels of control that they are experiencing. The levels of obscure. Obscure, whatever you say. That they're hiding it, baby, and they're sick of it. That even with all of the whistleblower protections out there, even with all the avenues that people who work in private contracting firms, etcetera, have to disclose this information, apparently none of those are effective. None of those are really working. And you can, you can go sing like a bird, you know, in a skiff to whoever the fuck, and it's just like screaming into the void, it will never come out. And if it does come out, the way it comes out is intentionally warped or like pieces are left out, or it's stuck in the middle of a very long boring thing. And the main important part is broken into pieces and spread across. There's all kinds of shit that they've been doing so that they don't have legal liability. I could say we did say it, but they didn't really say it flat out. And so this is apparently a kind of secret war that's happening in the disclosure world. There is a group of people who are so disgusted with themselves because of this, I'm trying to think of a way to talk about it, because this stuff will change. So it is the. It makes AI it makes AI look like a hummingbird fart. It makes AI look like the puffy sweet toot of a hummingbird. The sugary blast, barely audible, certainly not smellable. And hopefully, I don't know, I'm imagining if you had your nose right in a hummingbird's ass, you could probably smell its farts. But I doubt anyone's ever done that. I would Love to know if any of you have different podcast, different topic, the. But this is that level of crazy. This is the kind of level of crazy that only happens, you know, once every epoch. This is the kind of level of crazy that only happens once every. What's something else? What's another period of time?
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Josh
Josh, can you turn the volume up on the riverside?
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Duncan Trussell
Yeah, wait, hold on.
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Josh
People say that it's low volume.
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Duncan Trussell
Oh fuck. Hold on, hold on.
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Josh
We're getting there.
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Duncan Trussell
And again, this is the kind of. This is what he said would happen. This is what he said would happen. Let me see here. My output volume is at max, baby.
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Josh
Okay, let me do this.
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Duncan Trussell
Turn your volume up. How's that? Louder, Louder. Put it up even louder. Oh, you know, louder. Let me see what the input is for this motherfucker. Louder. I'm getting yellow here, man. I'm getting yellow.
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Josh
That should be good.
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Duncan Trussell
I'm getting yellow, man. That. Okay, whoever complained about the audio 5 minute self band because there I. I can promise you this based on what you're about to see and based on what I saw, there are operators in the chat, guaranteed there's the Deep State is in the chat folks and they're going to say shit like that. They're going to try to derail, distract. What are they saying?
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Josh
Yeah, they said that whoever was saying that was wrong, that the audio was good.
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Duncan Trussell
And he told me that. Exactly.
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Josh
That's too loud.
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Duncan Trussell
That's one of the tricks. That's one of the things they do. If they can get you to peek out your audio, then it everything up and this is exactly what you can expect. There's going to be other things like that, no doubt. Just ignore it. If you aren't hearing the audio correctly, you might not know that you work in the Deep State, but you do. That's how deep you're in. You don't even know you're a sleeper cell and you think you can't hear the audio, but it's crystal fucking clear to everybody else. And so you're tight. Your little sweaty Vienna sausage fingers are smacking on your Commodore 64 to fuck up my chat. And you know, I can't help it that you got in inducted into some kind of bizarre government program when you were in junior high school because you took some weird tests with a guy in a cardigan who obviously was not testing your IQ but wanted to see if you were telepathic and subservient. A combination deep desired by the Deep State. That is what they call the Deep State subservient. Telepathic. If you have these two things, let me tell you, you're going to have a nice house in Maryland for sure. That's what they want. They want you subservient and telepathic. If you're just subservient, they don't give a about you. If you're just telepathic, they're don't drive.
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Josh
A Tesla, but somebody give you 100 bucks.
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Duncan Trussell
What? That's 100 ars.
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Josh
What does that mean?
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Duncan Trussell
It's deep State dollars. You're asking is there a fake spiritual epidemic? Absolutely not. Not right now. I have all the reels I see on Instagram and stuff seem to indicate that spiritual materialism is at an all time low. It looks to me like everybody is just totally into meditation and spirituality purely for the either to help in their own suffering and extinguish their identity permanently, or to help them help others with their suffering. I have not seen anything indicating that people are using spirituality as a kind of peacocking way to get their PPs blown. Looks to me like everybody just does it for the earth, or Mother Earth as they call her. That great mother that. We're all on this. You might be asking, why are you wearing sunglasses, man? It's a little weird. What are you out?
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Colby
Why?
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Duncan Trussell
Where are you? You're not in the desert, you're not at the beach. What are you doing with that? The is that. Why are you doing that? I was instructed to. That's all I can say. I gotta wear these for this episode. I don't want to. I hate wearing sunglasses. Some of you are gonna think that there is actually an augmented reality facet of these sunglasses and that I'm actually getting commands. Not true. I'm not reading things off my sunglasses right now. I'm not being told exactly what to say. And that was part of the deal, is that I was supposed to not mention the sunglasses. What the fuck are you doing? I mean, what are you doing that you would think that this is about to blow your minds? Let me take a look and see if I got the text again. Don't get pissed off if this doesn't happen. Let me just text and see if this is happening.
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Josh
People now think that you have a black eye under that and that you're part of that group.
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Duncan Trussell
What?
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Josh
People think that you have a black eye under the glasses and you've joined the black eye group.
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Duncan Trussell
I do have a black eye. I actually that's why I'm wearing the glasses. I have a fucking black eye.
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Josh
Was that from the Dentist.
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Duncan Trussell
Yeah.
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Colby
Okay.
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Duncan Trussell
The dentist fell on me. What group? What are you talking. The dentist fell on me. It happens all the time, Dennis.
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Colby
Fall.
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Duncan Trussell
Everyone falls. It's normal. The dentist fell and like put right in the middle of like grabbing something. It punched me right in the fucking eye. Let me just check and see if this is going to happen. One second here. Again, this is your last chance to bail. Assuming this guy comes on. Okay, he's here. I can't believe this is happening. I can't believe this is fucking happening. I hope I don't regret doing this.
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Duncan Trussell
I really don't want. The thing is, man, like, I hear all the time that I don't talk about because it's. I don't want to, like, I don't want to get thrown under the fucking tank tread of, of. Of the deep state, man. And like I, I just, after talking to this person, I realized, like, that is such a cowardly attitude. We all participate in this great experiment that is the United States. And you know, we're only here for a flicker of an eye. And if you're. If you're going to come here and you're going to be. And you're going to just try to protect your own life and your own self interest or whatever the fuck, what are you doing? You're not here long enough to give a shit, you know, like, we gotta help. And this. This thing that is about to be revealed needed to come out 10 years ago and probably could have, but you know, so if this ends up like, I don't know. I don't believe that they conceal your butt. I don't believe that's true. I don't want to believe that's true. But that is one of the threats. They conceal your butt or something. Have you heard about that? Yeah.
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Josh
And your body gets full of turds.
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Duncan Trussell
Yeah. They conceal your butt. And I don't think that's true. But I guess having seen this tech, I could almost believe anything. Holy.
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Colby
Hello?
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Duncan Trussell
Hey. I can't hear you. Say something.
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Colby
Hello? Hi. Hi. This is. I won't. I don't want to say my.
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Unnamed Speaker
I fucking not say my name.
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Duncan Trussell
I am stunned right now. I've been talking about what you showed me. I've been talking about what you explained to me. I followed the rules and I did not expect that you would actually show up for this. I am shocked. Thank you for being here. Is there? And maybe can I just. Only because we are going to have a conversation. It'd be nice to refer to you as something.
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Colby
Duncan, if you could just refer to me as. I think Kobe is a good name.
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Duncan Trussell
Kobe.
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Colby
Kobe, like the basketball player.
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Duncan Trussell
Okay.
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Colby
Kobe. Like the old Radio Shack equipment. Kobe.
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Duncan Trussell
Kobe. Okay, Kobe.
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Colby
Kobe, yeah. Kobe.
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Duncan Trussell
Kobe or Colby. Kobe, like the basketball player. Oh, Colby.
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Colby
Actually, you know what? I think Colby is better. I like Colby. Like. Like the cheese. Like Colby Jack.
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Duncan Trussell
Like a B in a coal mine. Like that poem.
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Colby
Like a coal. A bee in a coal mine.
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Duncan Trussell
A Colby.
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Colby
A Colby. Yeah, Colby. So not. Not like Colby Jack. Colby, like cold B. Okay.
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Duncan Trussell
A. Colby.
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Colby
Colby. Yeah. Because we. We are in the coal mine of information here. So that. This is. Sorry, I'm adjusting my mic. I'm not used to using professional mics. Most of the mics I use are surveillance mics and they're very small.
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Duncan Trussell
I. You know, why don't. Why don't we. Why don't we start off. I think we need to. Colby. I think we need to prep the audience a little bit.
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Colby
Okay.
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Duncan Trussell
I don't think I was prepared for what you showed me. I've tried to get them ready like you explained. But before we show this what you showed me.
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Colby
Right.
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Duncan Trussell
Let's talk a little bit about how you came into a life situation where you were exposed to what you showed me.
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Colby
Well, it's an interesting story. It's actually quite fascinating. And it's one of those things that was very extreme and incredibly, it's very scary for me to. I, I can't disclose all of it because I'm right now I'm putting myself in grave danger. This is extreme.
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Duncan Trussell
You don't have to do this, by the way, again, like, I, no big deal if you really. Cold feet.
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Colby
I realized, well, I don't have cold feet at all. I would have had cold feet a long time ago. But I chose this life. This life also chose me. And so I, I chose. It's a double choose. I was chosen and I chose the life when it chose me.
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Duncan Trussell
When did it choose you?
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Colby
Well, I was working in janitorial services at the time, which is, it's not a fancy name for a janitor. It's actually much more than that. We are responsible at the ground level for maintaining cleanliness, areas of high traffic for people of high net worth. And also multiple vip.
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Duncan Trussell
I mean, someone's got to clean the skiffs. Right?
- [39:12]
Colby
Someone else to clean the skiffs. Right. And so I, I would constantly be around VIPs as part of my job. I became known at the, at this particular workplace, which I cannot name the location. I will say it was west of the Rockies, which is. Would indicate an area of high UAP activity. As you know, I was coming around in contact with multiple VIPs. Tim Burchett, Lindsey Graham, Lisa Murkowski, Marco Rubio, and also Tom Cotton.
- [39:47]
Duncan Trussell
And yeah, these are sort of the, like, I, I didn't know Lindsey Graham was that into the UAP stuff. But the, the other names, of course.
- [39:56]
Colby
He is actually very into it, but he has a, a specific clause. That's why this is so dangerous right now, is me saying these names. Mike Rounds, Kristen Gildebrandt is also involved as well. But some of them serve as a quote, unquote, an intelligence beard, if you will.
- [40:13]
Duncan Trussell
Yeah.
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Colby
For the senators who have a more public facing Persona.
- [40:18]
Duncan Trussell
So they gotcha.
- [40:19]
Colby
They are. It's not, not a beard in the sense where they are masquerading as homo, as heterosexuals, but more just a beard where. In the sense of. We don't get into that kind of. Of hoo ha. But they actually are quite into hoo Ha.
- [40:34]
Duncan Trussell
Got it. And I. And I understand that. I mean, you know, that even though it's been somewhat destigmatized, you know, people like Cotton, people like Marco Rubio, it does still have sort of the tang of being a kook to it. A cook.
- [40:52]
Colby
Yeah, a cook Tang is definitely what Rubio would call it. I will say this.
- [40:57]
Duncan Trussell
I did. That is, by the way, Marco. Marco Rubio calls it cook tank. I did not.
- [41:01]
Colby
He has called that. He was the one who introduced me to that phrase of kook tang. A lot of people don't know this, but Marco Rubio is actually a quite accomplished river surfer. He.
- [41:12]
Duncan Trussell
I didn't even know there was such a thing as river surfing.
- [41:15]
Colby
It is what they. What they do is they establish an outflow with a large ocean. Ocean or a similar tangential proximity of the water flow, and they dig a little trench. And it starts as a little trench, maybe only a few inches wide. And with the water pressure and the erosion, it will become, in about two hours, a massive river.
- [41:38]
Duncan Trussell
What a great analogy for the UAP disclosure that's happening right now. What more suitable hobby, I guess you could say, for Rubio than river surfing when he, Cotton, Graham, and. And the others you mentioned are digging these tiny little trenches. Pathways. Wings.
- [42:02]
Colby
Yeah, a little bit of the pathway. Once more, water starts to flow, it creates a river. And that's when Rubio is at his best of these wild rivers. He just, he straps in and he's. He surfs them like a real. I mean, I'm gonna say up here like a badass.
- [42:18]
Duncan Trussell
Have you seen this? Like, this is of all, like, you know, I, I. Rubio is one of my top faves. Not gonna lie. I got a poster from in my guest room, but I had no idea that he was an outdoors person. I didn't know he's an outdoor sports.
- [42:31]
Colby
Well, he's not so much into outdoors. He just goes where the river goes.
- [42:35]
Duncan Trussell
So if the river, there's any that's gonna be outdoors.
- [42:38]
Colby
Well, you know, you'd be surprised. I. I mean, I'm a grave danger to talk about this. This is something that. This is why I have to mask my voice and have to mask my. I have to mask my voice and my. My face. Obviously, you can't see my face whatsoever. I have to mask it because, you know, oh. I have to mask my voice and.
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Duncan Trussell
Face because we can delete that. Hold on one second. If anybody saw that in this illegally recording this, delete that.
- [43:07]
Colby
Did that just get seen? If you saw that, it doesn't do not record it. Do not record what you saw. That. That's not even my face. I, I have a mask on. I have a ma on top of it.
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Duncan Trussell
And if you recorded that, delete that. Those two flashes. Josh, take a note of that. Those flashes.
- [43:22]
Josh
Got it.
- [43:24]
Duncan Trussell
Close the door.
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Unnamed Speaker
Close the door.
- [43:25]
Duncan Trussell
Do you have a light?
- [43:26]
Colby
It's. Sorry, it's a friend of mine.
- [43:29]
Duncan Trussell
You can turn away from the camera.
- [43:32]
Colby
I can't though, because then I. The headphones are really tight.
- [43:38]
Duncan Trussell
Right. Okay. Just maybe lock the door. I mean, I don't know.
- [43:41]
Colby
I could lock. Look, my, my friend, whose name I will not say he has to, he has to clean up in here because his, he has custody of his daughter today. And so I said he could use the back room to, to watch her today because he's, he's. His house fumigated for earwigs.
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Duncan Trussell
We just had that at our houses.
- [44:06]
Colby
Yeah, the artichokes are really bad.
- [44:12]
Duncan Trussell
So now let's continue, I guess you could say, going upstream and as we get closer to you showing what you showed me. You, you. So you, you. It found you. You found it. You started off in the custodial services industry, which is what I've heard in some of the forums, Dark Web in particular, is that these skiffs, because of the information that is shown to many of these high ranking senators, they are, it's quite common to have an accident in there because the, you see some of this stuff and you just lose control of your.
- [45:02]
Colby
Yeah, it's really common. A full unload. And that includes number one and number two. Number two being feces, number one being urine. Okay. Oftentimes even high ranking senators, high ranking VIPs who are used to doing extreme sports and you're in Europe and Asia, these are people who have been on some of the biggest zip lines that there is in South America. Some of the record breaking zip lines. I know Mike Rounds, he Republican from South Dakota, he actually broke the world record of zipline in Ecuador last year.
- [45:38]
Duncan Trussell
They must not use their names when they do this because you would think this would be like if I'm running for senator, if I'm trying, that's the first, that's my campaign commercial. Like I would just show myself shooting down a zip line and then say any questions?
- [45:54]
Colby
You know what? I, I, you would think that would be the case. But I think it's just something where when you're dealing with VAPs at this high level, which I'm frequently accustomed to dealing with and that's why I have to be so secret and why I'm putting my life in just decided jeopardy at this current moment, speaking with you.
- [46:10]
Duncan Trussell
Yeah.
- [46:12]
Colby
Don't. You know what? It's something I'm used to. I'm used to living on the. I'm watching my back constantly. I have to sleep in a. I dig a new hole every night to sleep in. I literally have to dig a. A hole the insulates from listening devices. And also in case there was a targeted laser bomb attack onto me to.
- [46:33]
Duncan Trussell
Silence me, to me. I think that you don't have to do this. I don't want to ruin this episode. We've been building up to it. But I don't want to ruin your life and I don't want to hurt your family or your friends. And if you really are putting yourself in that kind of danger, don't you think maybe it would be better to just sort of. I get the feeling this stuff is, you know, going to be revealed on its own. And don't you kind of feel like maybe just wait a couple years, a decade or something and it'll. It'll get out there? Right? Like why?
- [47:14]
Colby
Why? Well, we just have to. It's just part of my lifestyle is something I have. I've dedicated myself to and we. I'm dedicated to the truth. There's no way to know that what comes out there is actually the true, in fact real truth. Because time has a way of manipulating everything. Taking data, taking data and making it be like, well, there was. There was 1,000 UAP and this particular site. What if it was one? And everybody say, oh, you're right. You know what? It was one. It was just one, even though it was a thousand and that. And then next thing you know, it's like, okay, so it was an error, right? It was 1,000. It was one, not 1,000. Next thing you know, they're going to say if it was just one, that means there probably wasn't one at all, was there?
- [48:02]
Duncan Trussell
Right?
- [48:03]
Colby
And then the next thing.
- [48:04]
Duncan Trussell
Melting ice.
- [48:05]
Colby
It's like melting ice. Have you ever had Dippin Dots ice cream?
- [48:09]
Duncan Trussell
Yes. Love it.
- [48:11]
Colby
Well, you know how hard it is.
- [48:13]
Duncan Trussell
Morning.
- [48:13]
Colby
You did? Wow, that's really lucky. I. Where I am currently, which I cannot say. I will say that I am on the western hemisphere of the globe, but our distribution availability of dip and dos is not available. But dip and related. I. I can't speak to that. I would put my. Could put my family in great jeopardy if I were to talk about knowledge of tariffs. But the, the Dip and Dots is a good Analogy. I brought dip and dots.
- [48:45]
Duncan Trussell
But isn't. Aren't you putting your family in jeopardy with what you're about to show? Isn't. I mean, is it more dangerous to talk about the dip and dots tariffs? I just read about it on medium. It's.
- [48:55]
Colby
Well, technically, I already talked about the dippin dots tariffs, so it's sort of, you know, at this point, it's kind of like.
- [49:00]
Duncan Trussell
Do you want us to delete that? I thought everybody knew about the dipping dots tariff.
- [49:04]
Colby
I don't think they do, do they? I don't think they know about. I don't think they.
- [49:07]
Duncan Trussell
All over Politico. I mean, this morning, the whole cover of Politico is dipping dots tariff.
- [49:14]
Colby
One second here.
- [49:16]
Unnamed Speaker
Hey, can you guys. Can you guys make sure that. Yeah, no, I. Can you make sure that they. They can't. Tell them they have to park people. They can't be you. And the street parking isn't available right now after this interview. Okay, I'm gonna go on mute. I'm on mute now. Okay, great. Okay, well, just tell them they can park on the street. Okay, great.
- [49:38]
Duncan Trussell
Just don't watch when. If that guy's. If that happens, please don't watch.
- [49:41]
Colby
Hello? Hello? Hello. Hello? Dunk. Hello? Duncan. What are you talking about? Wait, what?
- [49:48]
Duncan Trussell
Next time that happens. This is clear.
- [49:49]
Colby
What happened?
- [49:50]
Duncan Trussell
Someone who's under a lot of stress, turn your face away. Not. We could. You're. What I'm assuming is another voice changer maybe came on that sounded like less.
- [50:02]
Colby
Oh, no. Oh, that's not good. Okay, well, you know what? That was probably. You know, guess what? That wasn't me either. I have a. I have a mask on. Right? I'm wearing a mask right now. I'm have. I actually have a special implant in my voice, so even when I am speaking without a voice changer, it's unrecognizable. It gets. It's instantly digitally scrambled.
- [50:24]
Duncan Trussell
Gotcha. We are. You know, I know you. You told me your schedule before you show people what you're about to show, right? This is something that has been troubling me a little bit with the array of more popular podcasts out there. The array of podcasts out there who get millions of views. I'm a bit confused as to why you chose. The DTFH is the outlet for what is going to be called the most powerful moment of whistle blowing. I don't even know if it's a whistle anymore at this point. Like, this is like a flute or. I don't. What's a What's a wind instrument? A bassoon.
- [51:18]
Colby
Bassoon is one. There's actually a whole class of those are considered reed instruments. Not one instrument. I believe a trumpet is a one instrument.
- [51:26]
Duncan Trussell
Okay, so this is like saxophone.
- [51:28]
Colby
Yeah. Saxophone.
- [51:29]
Duncan Trussell
You're like a trumpet blower or saxophone blower. This isn't even a whistle.
- [51:33]
Colby
Yeah.
- [51:34]
Duncan Trussell
And so why did you pick the dtfh?
- [51:38]
Colby
Well, the Starburst program and in conjunction with Adam Schiff, they have been talking about trying to get this out there in a way that would be sure to, you know, definitely make sure that the. Honestly, we wanted to get this out there, here on the dtfh because, you know, just. We wanted to make sure it would, you know, we're just really interested in all kinds of UAP and.
- [52:14]
Duncan Trussell
What just happened there?
- [52:16]
Colby
What happened?
- [52:17]
Duncan Trussell
What just happened there? Something happened. Like something came up on your screen or something.
- [52:22]
Colby
Something came up on my screen.
- [52:24]
Duncan Trussell
You're. No, I can't see that, but you're entire energy shifted there. Like something happened. And I. Again, I do want to say, if you're getting threats right now, you do not have to do this.
- [52:40]
Colby
I just got a text threat that said that we. If we did. Well, they. They. I got a bunch of text threats that said they named a bunch of podcasts I can't do, and they just didn't happen to mention yours, but now they just said that yours is. Yours is also on that list. They forgot to add it because of a misspelling error. So technically, I'm not supposed to be doing this right now.
- [53:04]
Duncan Trussell
But I thought you already weren't supposed to be doing it.
- [53:07]
Colby
I'm not supposed to, but now I'm really not supposed to do it now.
- [53:10]
Duncan Trussell
Like, so don't do it really.
- [53:11]
Colby
Right, I know, but guess. But I'm gonna. I'm gonna do it because I'm here. I'm here. And I have to tell you that there's information from a bipartisan team of senators here that this is something that goes all the way to the top. We're talking about cabinet members. We're talking about members who are unknown.
- [53:33]
Duncan Trussell
To the public, who work in the shadow, fully aware. So we're talking about elected officials who have seen what you showed me.
- [53:43]
Colby
We're talking about elected officials who have 100% guaranteed, triple seen this video. They have watched it once. And then I said, okay, let's watch it one more time. And then after the second viewing, I say, ask them to describe what they saw. And then they watch it again. And I say, so you definitely saw that. And they say it's like when you go see a magician, does the magician do one trick?
- [54:16]
Duncan Trussell
No, they do. Usually they start off with, like, some light tricks, and then they sort of make fun of you.
- [54:21]
Colby
They build it up, right?
- [54:23]
Duncan Trussell
I mean, it depends on the magician.
- [54:24]
Colby
And they always want to have a woman who has red hair and big breasts. That's, like, always you want to. You know, if you have big.
- [54:30]
Duncan Trussell
One of my ex girlfriends cheated on me with a magician.
- [54:33]
Colby
That's really common. I've heard, actually, a lot of these VIPs, they have a magician who travels with them for that purpose. So it's like they're on the staff so they can hit on other people to cancel out that magician attractiveness.
- [54:49]
Duncan Trussell
He. But we're like. To me, like, the craziest part of it was I walked in on them and he tried to act like he. Like, he tried to pretend that was part of the show.
- [55:03]
Colby
Oh, I had one time where my wife. I mean, an associate I was working with, she was. I walked in on the associate with the magician, and the magician pretended to disappear. And it didn't work.
- [55:21]
Duncan Trussell
Yeah, that's the. That was my, like, lame joke is I was like, all right, then make yourself disappear before I do. And he's like, everybody says that. And he just walked out. He was. He was bigger than me.
- [55:31]
Colby
Yeah, my magician, kind of intimidate guy was bigger than me.
- [55:34]
Duncan Trussell
Muscular dude. David. I'm not saying it's David Copperfield, but.
- [55:37]
Colby
He'S RIP David Copperfield is really surprisingly large. I've actually been around a lot of VIP giants.
- [55:43]
Duncan Trussell
Giant in every way.
- [55:45]
Colby
Such a big guy. And he pee.
- [55:49]
Duncan Trussell
You gonna kick my ass? What?
- [55:50]
Colby
He pulled a rabbit out of my wife's. At my associate. I had an associate I was working with, and she was very fun and cool to be around. So she had a lot of suitors. And he pulled a rabbit out of her anus. At least appeared again.
- [56:08]
Duncan Trussell
A living rabbit.
- [56:09]
Colby
A living rabbit. Yeah. It was a big rabbit, too. It was a Flemish Giant. Are you familiar with the Flemish Giants?
- [56:14]
Duncan Trussell
They're huge.
- [56:15]
Colby
They're really big.
- [56:18]
Duncan Trussell
How did he get the rabbit in her ass?
- [56:22]
Colby
I don't know how he did that.
- [56:24]
Duncan Trussell
Did she feel a rabbit in her ass or did it.
- [56:27]
Colby
I'm not. I haven't due to.
- [56:30]
Duncan Trussell
Those things are scary. They're like, the only scary rabbit. They're, like, huge.
- [56:34]
Colby
They're so. I mean, they're called a Flemish Giant for a reason. The name giant is in the name of the animal. So it's obviously Very large rabbit. She, she claims that it was a trick that he didn't actually pull it out of her anus because there's.
- [56:50]
Duncan Trussell
Did you. How close were you. I mean, was this close up magic or out. Where, where did this happen?
- [57:04]
Colby
It was definitely incredibly close up. It was unfortunately it was in a close up room. It was in a bedroom and not a very large bedroom at that. So it was something that was hard to see and that also made it simultaneously incredibly impressive. So it was a very contradictory feeling I had to hold on to there of being very impressed by this magician's ability to produce a Flemish Giant from.
- [57:34]
Duncan Trussell
Did the rabbit seem scared?
- [57:37]
Colby
Robin was very calm. I. That's another thing I was impressed by because most rabbits are so nervous because they're prey creatures. I mean a lot of senators I've talked to VIPs you know, VIP government officials, they talk about how rabbits are how aliens look at us like we look at rabbits.
- [58:01]
Duncan Trussell
It's you, you, you should ask. Doesn't Lindsey Graham raise Flemish giants?
- [58:08]
Colby
That's, that's another thing where I'm in grave danger to speak. Speaking about. I'm in grave danger speaking about this right now because Lindsey Graham told, told me while we were on a boat on a skiff. On the, on the skiff in question about how he has done that and how it's something that he is raised rabbits. He's raised rabbits and this is something. He's doing this to mitigate the effects of extraterrestrial interactions on VIP members of the government.
- [58:43]
Duncan Trussell
Calm down. I mean, I wish I had a Flemish Giant to cuddle after what you showed me. And so, you know, we are. I know you've. You told me that I have to get you out of here at exactly 1:30 Central. So we are getting close to your hard limit here. And so before we show people this, I guess I want to give everyone in the live audience a chance to bail. I have warned I. And maybe you could sort of prep people for what they're about to see.
- [59:20]
Colby
Well, yeah, let me just tell you that once you see it, then you have seen it and it creates a digital. Sorry, it creates a biological watermark in your brain that officials top VIPs at Raytheon are able to scan as a part of Project Starburst, which is a subset of the Calypso group, which is. Which was working out of Havana for 30 years. They're able to scan your brain with the digital water with the biological watermark and know if you've seen it. So if you don't want to have the knowledge of having seen this. You would best turn this off now and maybe go put on like Bluey or something on Netflix for children programming.
- [60:05]
Duncan Trussell
And I watch Blue without my kids. I love it.
- [60:07]
Colby
Learn a lot, obviously. And that's why I'm saying that obviously these are adults only. Only.
- [60:12]
Duncan Trussell
I mean, it's mostly an adult show, really, disguised as a kid show.
- [60:16]
Colby
That's a funny. That's a funny story because actually Kristen Gildebrand and Anna Long, they were early developers of that show. It was actually developed by the CIA as an MK Ultra offshoot originally. And they couldn't. You know how they discovered Post it notes? How? It was an accident.
- [60:34]
Duncan Trussell
Didn't know. What do you mean?
- [60:36]
Colby
Well, the adhesive on a post it note is not very strong. Right. So it was an accident. It was a.
- [60:42]
Duncan Trussell
It can't be. I mean, if. Then you were just right, like yellow glued on strips everywhere that you're trying to do.
- [60:48]
Colby
Exactly. So they were trying to develop a strong glue, but they ended up developing a. Not strong glue.
- [60:54]
Duncan Trussell
Yeah.
- [60:54]
Colby
And they're like, what can we use this for? And someone's like, oh, how about a note that you can stick. That won't stick too hard. And that's the same with what we were just talking about with MK Ultra. Discovered this. This thing. They're trying to. They're trying to. That's how Bluey came about. Bluey came about as a part of MK Ultra programming under.
- [61:14]
Duncan Trussell
I'm not gonna go down that rabbit hole.
- [61:16]
Colby
Okay, well, yeah, the rabbit hole is also. That's why it's called a rabbit hole. Do you know that?
- [61:22]
Duncan Trussell
Because of Bluey. I just don't like. I'm not gonna do that.
- [61:26]
Colby
Okay, well, I would definitely tell people not to watch this because there's going to be some. A couple images here that are.
- [61:35]
Duncan Trussell
I don't know why you said that about Bluey.
- [61:38]
Colby
So that's. So what?
- [61:40]
Duncan Trussell
Just some crazy about Bluey just now. I don't know why you said that.
- [61:45]
Colby
It's true. It's a true thing that it's not true. Well, I.
- [61:48]
Duncan Trussell
Look, Duncan, you're talking about Bluey, the Australian dog.
- [61:52]
Colby
My name is not really Colby. You know that, right? This is. I'm using a different name because I. If you were to know my real name, you would be like, oh, my gosh, this is him who is. Has access to everything.
- [62:05]
Duncan Trussell
Like, okay, whatever your name is. Why'd you say that about Bluey?
- [62:10]
Colby
I didn't say anything about. I think Bluey's Great. I like to watch.
- [62:13]
Duncan Trussell
It is Louie is probably the best show on TV right now.
- [62:17]
Colby
Well, it's not really on tv.
- [62:20]
Duncan Trussell
What do you mean?
- [62:21]
Colby
You know, it's on. It's a Netflix on Netflix, isn't it?
- [62:25]
Duncan Trussell
What do you watch Netflix on.
- [62:27]
Colby
On a TV? But you know how TVs. I guess it's. We're kind of reaching a paradigm now where.
- [62:32]
Duncan Trussell
What is now we're reaching what appears to be somebody talking about not just my favorite show, but my kid's favorite show. I wasn't.
- [62:41]
Colby
I wasn't talking ass. I was not talking ass. I was saying that it was developed as the CIA mind programming apparatus, but then they realized it didn't work because it made people so happy.
- [62:52]
Duncan Trussell
So they decided was not developed as anything other than a educational kids show. That's not the usual. Usual slop they throw in our kids faces to turn them into psychotic, materialistic, violent pieces of.
- [63:06]
Colby
Talking about pumpkin time.
- [63:08]
Duncan Trussell
Yeah, pumpkin time with the boys. Cat Witch.
- [63:13]
Colby
Cat, which is.
- [63:14]
Duncan Trussell
My kids saw. One of my kids saw one episode of Cat Witch and went into a catatonic fetal position for a month. Like Bluey is just smooth sailing. So why would you say that's CIA or anything like that? Why would anyone say anything bad about Bluey? I'm just a messenger.
- [63:33]
Colby
I'm just a messenger here. I'm. I have had access to Project Blue Book. I've had access to Project Calypso. And this is. This goes all the way back to the.
- [63:43]
Duncan Trussell
We have two minutes. Show the thing.
- [63:46]
Colby
Okay, so. So what I'm about to show you, this is definitive proof. This is something that's crossed the desk of Tim Burnshit, Lindsey Graham, Mark Warner. It goes all the way to the top. I've had in depth one on one conversations with Lisa Murkowski and Kristen Gildebrandt and Tom Cotton, all 101 and together.
- [64:09]
Duncan Trussell
About this footage in a skiff.
- [64:11]
Colby
In a skiff that was fully digitally cut off and air gapped. And they all confirmed to my face using full eye contact with a handshake, a firm handshake, that this is in fact undeniable real footage of UAP that they are not. They can give full.
- [64:31]
Duncan Trussell
Okay, hang on. We have to hold on. We're going to cut to commercial real quick and then we'll be right back to show this footage. One second, we're going to cut to commercial real quick. Sorry, I have to put these in now legally. And hold on one second. Okay, go ahead.
- [64:50]
Unnamed Speaker
Hey, so we're good to get down here like two minutes or something like that right while the commercial is going. Okay, cool. No, yeah, I have to just go. I have to go out. I have to go. I have a second.
- [65:04]
Duncan Trussell
Oops, Looks like we. Looks like we lost Colby. Did you let me text? Damn it. Hang on. Yeah, we lost him. I'll try to get him on the next episode. Guys, I'm so sorry about that. Next episode we will show you this footage. I don't feel comfortable even describing it to you without him being here. Even though I disagree with him on some things. Clearly, I a good person. And yeah, I'm going to stick to our agreement. I appreciate you all joining me. I'm sorry that we didn't get to the what he wanted to show. I'm going to have to just end it right now. I'm getting some texts right now that I have to deal with. Thank you so much for joining us and we'll see you next week.
- [66:06]
Unnamed Speaker
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