Podcast Summary: Duncan Trussell Family Hour | Episode 695: William Montgomery
Release Date: June 22, 2025
Host: Duncan Trussell
Guest: William Montgomery
Title: Episode 695: William Montgomery
Introduction and Welcome [00:00 - 05:25]
Duncan Trussell kicks off the episode with his characteristic warmth, greeting listeners worldwide and announcing his upcoming Australia tour. He shares excitement about connecting with fans across various cities, including Auckland, Brisbane, Sydney, Melbourne, and Perth. Duncan invites listeners to watch live episodes on his YouTube channel before introducing the episode’s guest, William Montgomery.
Notable Quote:
Duncan Trussell: "Everyone in Australia I'd love to meet individually, every person living in Australia. All I need is for you to come to any of these shows." [00:00]
Technical Glitches and a Fresh Start [00:00 - 05:25]
The live recording faces initial technical difficulties with William Montgomery appearing visibly frustrated due to microphone issues. Despite the hiccup, Duncan persists, humorously navigating the technical setbacks and finally re-establishing the connection to begin the meaningful conversation.
Parade Season Experiences [05:26 - 11:00]
William shares his recent experiences attending parades, highlighting the vibrant atmosphere and the variety of vendors, especially praising the corn dog stalls. He recounts a peculiar incident where he was hit by a beanbag during one parade, sparking a humorous exchange about parade safety and the unexpected events that can occur.
Notable Quote:
William Montgomery: "I was walking into a place, and I just got hit with something in the face. I thought it was a bee or something." [06:05]
Corn Dog Eating Contests and Their Quirks [11:01 - 26:17]
The conversation delves into the realm of corn dog eating contests, with William explaining the intense preparation involved in such events. Duncan humorously critiques the obsession with hot dog eating, likening it to the over-regulation and dangers inherent in competitive eating. They explore the absurdity of participants undergoing surgeries to enhance their eating capabilities, drawing parallels to extreme sports doping.
Notable Quote:
William Montgomery: "A lot of these people are getting the surgery on your stomach. Instead of making it real small, like the fat people will do, they actually get another stomach." [16:42]
Health Concerns and Personal Anecdotes [26:18 - 40:00]
Discussion shifts to William’s recent health diagnosis involving plaque buildup in his carotid artery, prompting Duncan to offer light-hearted advice juxtaposed with quirky humor about health practices. They touch upon diet changes and the challenges of maintaining health amidst competitive eating.
Notable Quote:
William Montgomery: "It’s a Nashy Nationwide boil order. My God." [02:45]
Parade Safety and Observations [40:01 - 55:20]
William provides practical tips for parade-goers, including bringing backpacks, food, water, sunscreen, and protective footwear. They discuss the significance of various flag symbols seen at parades, debunking myths like the upside-down American flag indicating ecstasy sales. The hosts emphasize the communal and joyful aspects of parades while acknowledging the underlying eccentricities and safety precautions.
Notable Quote:
William Montgomery: "Bring some boots. Bring some steel toe boots. The last thing you want is to get to one of these parades and your big toe gets smushed." [84:25]
Humorous Interlude and Commercial Spoof [55:21 - 76:37]
Duncan and William engage in a comedic segment where Duncan showcases a fictional Burger King commercial he directed. The segment features absurd scenarios, including the use of CGI to depict deceased individuals dancing on hamburgers. This playful interlude highlights Duncan’s improvisational humor and creative storytelling.
Notable Quote:
Duncan Trussell: "This is one of the most creative and exciting experiences I've ever had, collaborating with a great company like Burger King." [63:03]
Audience Interaction and Final Thoughts [76:38 - 85:49]
The episode transitions to addressing live audience questions, where William shares additional insights and humorous takes on parade dynamics. They discuss the blending of various cultural and symbolic flags, such as Ukrainian and Palestinian flags, emphasizing the diverse and inclusive nature of modern parades.
Notable Quote:
Duncan Trussell: "If you have a million flags, you might just freeze up choosing which one to fly." [84:50]
Closing Remarks and Upcoming Events [85:50 - 105:20]
As the episode nears its end, Duncan and William reflect on the shared experiences and the importance of community during parade seasons. They mention William’s upcoming show in New York City and express mutual support for each other’s endeavors. The episode concludes with a mix of heartfelt messages, light-hearted banter, and a final humorous exchange about the challenges of directing commercials.
Notable Quote:
Duncan Trussell: "Please go see William Montgomery in New York. Rest in peace, Philip Seymour Hoffman. Stay safe at the parade." [103:56]
Conclusion
Episode 695 of the Duncan Trussell Family Hour presents a vibrant and entertaining conversation between Duncan and his guest, William Montgomery. From the lively discussions about parade experiences and competitive eating to humorous commercial spoofs and audience interactions, the episode encapsulates the essence of Duncan’s salon-style show—blending deep insights with comedic relief. Listeners are left with a sense of community, laughter, and anticipation for future episodes and events.
Disclaimer: This summary is based on a provided transcript and may contain paraphrased content for clarity and coherence. All notable quotes are attributed to the respective speakers with approximate timestamps.