753: The Firehose of Falsehood

Summary

Duncan Trussell Family Hour Episode 753: "The Firehose of Falsehood"
Release Date: May 24, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this sprawling and irreverent episode, Duncan Trussell and sidekick Josh dive into the torrent of modern propaganda, focusing on the overwhelming effect of contradictory messaging in media—what’s known as the "firehose of falsehood." Drawing from Russian advisor Vladislav Surkov’s propaganda techniques, they dissect how confusion and cognitive overload shape our perceptions, referencing recent political and cultural chaos, AI-generated media, and even the collapse of trust in institutions. With Duncan’s signature mix of absurdist humor, psychedelic imagery, and philosophical insight, the duo move through history, technology, conspiracy theories, and the surreal impact of living in an age where truth itself feels eroded.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The Overload of Modern Media (05:20–12:30)

• Cognitive Overload and Mind Control

  • Duncan describes the sensation of being overwhelmed by endless, contradictory messages from media and government, resulting in "data vertigo" and "cognitive overload."
  • He likens exposure to this flood of conflicting information to literal psychological warfare: “You get the sense that something's off these days a little bit…a feeling of car sickness, except it's coming from you sticking your amygdala in the glory hole of your reptoid produced hypno rectangles, your fucking phones…” (05:10)
  • Introduces the often-overlooked third response to stress after fight or flight: freeze.

• Propaganda by Design: The ‘Firehose of Falsehood’

  • Introduces Vladislav Surkov, Russian strategist and architect of the ‘firehose of falsehood’ technique—propaganda that seeks not to persuade but to overwhelm with contradictory noise.
  • Explains how audiences, faced with too many conflicting realities, grow passive and cynical, no longer trusting any source.
  • Duncan: “It’s confusion by design… left audiences unsure of what to believe, undermining clear narratives. Does that shit sound familiar to you, Josh?” (10:35)
  • Josh: “That's what Trump just did… With everything.” (11:22)

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2. Effects on Democracy, Apathy, and Cult Mentality (12:30–18:30)

• Society’s Response: Apathy and Stockholm Syndrome

  • Argues that this propaganda strategy leads to apathy and withdrawal—“People are gonna stop voting, Josh.”
  • Links this to psychological abuse tactics: “It’s the same thing as, like, constantly changing personalities, getting you freaked out and confused and exhausted…” (13:54)
  • Discussion of Stockholm syndrome and how public becomes attached to its abusers through confusion.

• Signal Jamming and Meme Parasites

  • Duncan, humorously, compares himself to a meme-infested deer—suggesting we’ve all become infested with bad ideas and misinformation ("I'm covered in shitty, shitty parasitic memes." 17:25).
  • Strong critique of passive consumption: "America has become a country of adult diaper fetishists… imagining that you're an informed citizen, when in fact you're just somebody with a big full diaper full of chewed up memes…” (18:21).

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3. The Collapse of Reality and Rise of Conspiracy (28:00–34:00)

• Mainstreaming of Conspiracy Culture

  • Observes how ideas once considered fringe are now widespread, like politicians referencing demons or UFOs.
  • Duncan on Tucker Carlson: “It’s wild… to see what one would have formerly considered sort of, like, normies talking about the Pentagon being a pentagram and demons running the government.” (29:45)
  • Reflection on generational shifts: “They were the adults in the room… now they seem to be the ones who are the most stoned among us, which is really unnerving and quite exciting.” (31:13)

• Is the Disarray Deliberate or Chaos?

  • Debates whether the current insanity in political messaging is orchestrated mind control or simply incompetence.
  • “It’s either this or that… we are all unwilling, semi-willing participants in some new mind control psyop… or everyone’s just gone fucking batshit up there.” (32:26)

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4. Deep Fakes & AI: Future of Truth and Anonymity (36:00–51:00)

• AI-Generated Video & End of Visual Proof

  • Introduction and critique of Google Gemini Omni, a new advanced video generator, and speculation on its society-changing impacts.
  • “Video will no longer be a reliable source of proof for anything…” (39:20)
  • Concerns raised about how those with power or blackmail vulnerabilities (e.g., Epstein associates) can now flood the internet with plausible deniability (“I would flood… so it was impossible to determine what was real and what wasn’t real.” 39:38).
  • “Think about all the people who cheat on their spouse. They can be like, look, that’s not me, it’s AI.” – Josh (40:07)

• The End of Anonymity Online

  • Explores notion (and biblical reference) that everything ever done online will be revealed—a “Great Unmasking.”
  • Duncan: “There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed…” quoting Luke 12:2–3 (46:52).
  • Raises both liberating and terrifying outcomes: trolls unmasked, authority figures exposed, general collapse of privacy.

• Government Push Against Online Anonymity

  • Discussion on legislative attempts to link all online activity to real identity, using porn verification as experimental precedent.
  • “There will be no more anonymity on the internet. You won’t be anonymous.” (50:13)

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5. Language & Labeling in the Propaganda Wars (55:00–57:30)

• Negative Labeling as Control
  • Explores evolution of terms like “truther,” “panic-king/panicker,” and “anti-vaxxer” as ways to stigmatize dissent and curiosity.
  • “You truther, you piece of…” (56:20)
  • “It's all of these, like, derogatory terms that villainize what is just a very normal good thing that you should do if you're curious about stuff.” (57:13)
  • Celebrates the basic act of being curious and doing your own research, even if you’re not an expert.

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6. Absurdity, Detours & Cultural Critique (Throughout)

• Sections on odd historic trivia and internet rumors (e.g., crossdressing presidents, Gandhi’s “celibacy tests,” OnlyFans foot pic comedy), showing the episode’s unpredictable tone and satiric edge.

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7. Operation Beast Blast & The Pyramid Bit (1:10:00–End)

• Mission Statement Satire
  • Duncan details (tongue-in-cheek) “Operation Beast Blast”—his movement to destroy the Great Pyramid of Giza with soda and Mentos, presented both as a joke and as an allegory for collective action against “the turd in the litter box of this beautiful world.” (1:17:00+)
  • Earnest but absurd call to action: “If I can get more subscribers than Mr. Beast… I will have more than enough money to buy the Great Pyramid of Giza…” (1:18:00)
  • Urges audience to go beyond passive consumption—sharing, making shirts, and mobilizing (“We’re gonna get these subscribers up. But I need your help.” 1:25:40)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Information Overload:
  “You’re getting rattled and wrecked by what appears to be a diverse and divergent and often contradictory spray of messages… you go thrall… you basically get paralyzed.” (05:10)

• Confusion as Propaganda:
  “The aim isn’t to convince with a single coherent narrative, but to overwhelm people with so many conflicting stories that they become confused, cynical or passive.” (10:35)

• Parodying the Media Mindset:
  “America has become a country of adult diaper fetishists. Nothing against you guys… But… you're just somebody with a big full diaper full of chewed up memes…” (18:21)

• On Loss of Truth:
  “No central locus of truth exists anymore. It’s all scattered and spread out, a diaspora of fragments…” (21:10)

• On AI & Deepfakes:
  “If I was on the Epstein list 6,000 times… I would flood… so it was impossible to determine what was real and what wasn’t real.” (39:38)

• Biblical Moment:
  “There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed… what you have whispered in the ears in the inner rooms will be proclaimed from the roofs.” (46:52, quoting Luke 12:2–3)

• Modern Privacy:
  “Anonymity on the Internet is of primary value… There’s so much freedom in anonymity… any kind of push towards making the Internet no longer anonymous… leads to a lockdown.” (49:21)

• Final Satire (Operation Beast Blast):
  “The Great Pyramid of Giza is like an ass barnacle hanging from the world… Our sole mission is… to swim upstream... and reach the source of the piss, the Great Pyramid of Giza…” (1:16:10+)

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Important Timestamps

• Cognitive Overload & Freeze Response: 05:20–08:00
• Firehose of Falsehood & Surkov: 08:00–12:30
• Apathy and Cult Behavior: 12:30–18:30
• Mainstreaming Conspiracy & Media Absurdity: 28:00–34:00
• AI Video Generation, End of Proof: 36:00–41:00
• Biblical Revelation & End of Anonymity: 46:30–51:00
• Labeling, Curiosity, and Research: 55:00–57:30
• Operation Beast Blast & The Pyramid: 1:10:00–End (~1:28:00)

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Episode Tone & Style

• Irreverent, surreal, and deeply satiric
• Mixes philosophical seriousness with absurdist comedy, woven through recurring riffs and bits (OnlyFans, pyramids, internet memes)
• Embraces both paranoia and playful liberation, creating a space for skepticism and creative resistance

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Conclusion

This episode offers a dense, hilarious, and unsettling meditation on the confusion of modern life, tracing how propaganda, technology, and meme culture have left us overloaded and disoriented. Through Trussell’s comedic lens, we're reminded about the importance—and difficulty—of critical thought, even as the lines between truth and fiction dissolve.

Call to Action: Duncan’s last word—whether taken seriously or with a wink—is to unplug from the “hypno rectangle” as an act of spiritual hygiene and to join the ridiculous, utopian quest against the literal and figurative pyramids of control.

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For listeners seeking both social commentary and a wild comedic odyssey, "The Firehose of Falsehood" encapsulates the DTFH’s unique voice: skeptical, humane, and gloriously weird.

Transcript

[A]

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[B]

Yeah, mine Was a man, though.

[A]

The night hag. Mine was a. Mine was an old witch with a soppy soupy puss. And she slides that thing up your chest right in your fucking face. And you can't move. That's freeze. Fight, flight or freeze. Now, I don't know why people would study how to mind control other people. But as it turns out, there's a name for the effect that comes from getting way too much information all at once. It's called cognitive overload. And when you get too much information all at once, you're going to freeze up. That's one of the things you might do. Or you're going to desperately try to revert back to the old way. These things have been studied. And I just want to play a little clip I put together for you. Just as an example of all the bizarro fucking shit we've been sprayed into our fucking face lately. Check this out. This possibly perfect, well produced clip. I didn't make it. It was the Garganza brothers who did this for me. Very expensive. I spent a lot of money on this. Took a couple of months. Got the UFO files. Weird pictures from Trump. Remember that? Remember, you can play the song. UFOs all over New Jersey. That's a great song. Would you turn it down? Straight o' Horror Moose opened. It's a reptil. Straight up. Hormuz closed. Charlie Kirk's assassin was a furry bully. Bullet doesn't match. Maybe that wasn't his assassin. No time frame for ending there around war. War in Iran will end very quickly. The fuck's going on, man? The economy's great. What the fuck? Why does it not seem like that? What's going on here? There was no Epstein client. I didn't. I gotta talk to the garcon. Epstein file now releases 305 names. What the fuck? Okay, here. He got it. What the fuck? This is just a small sample of all the weird, contradictory shit we've all been getting blasted with. I mean, it's fucking nuts. Like, when you think about it, it's. Nobody knows what's going on. Everybody's like, is there an Ebola outbreak? Are we all about to get hantavirus? What's happening? I don't know. And you have to ask yourself, wait a minute. Is this on purpose? Do we live in a realm of absolute chaos? Is it truly like this? Just shotgun blast after shotgun blast of disparate, contradictory information in the face every few days? Or are we being experimented on using a classic propaganda method? I don't speak Russian created by Vladislav Surkov. Can you pull up that dude's picture real quick? Check this guy out. This is really interesting, you guys. This guy looks stoned as fuck. That's Vladislav Surcov. He's a key advisor to Putin and is known for shaping Russia's propaganda strategies. Now this guy came up with something really, really fucking messed up, dude. But let me just read it off of here so you get an example of what this is. It's called. He invented this, apparently. It's called the fire hose of falsehood. It's a propaganda technique that involves flooding the information space with a high volume of messages, regardless of consistency or accuracy. The aim isn't to convince with a single coherent narrative, but to overwhel people with so many conflicting stories that they become confused, cynical or passive. It's often associated with modern Russian propaganda tactics. In short, it's confusion by design. Well known example is during the annexation of Crimea in 2014. Russian state media and online channels rapidly spread contradictory stories about events on the ground. One day denying any involvement, another day suggesting locals acted independently, and another day presenting partial truths about the presence of, quote, little green men. The sheer volume and inconsistency left audiences unsure of what to believe, undermining clear narratives. Does that shit sound familiar to you, Josh? Yeah.

[B]

That's what Trump just did.

[A]

With what? With everything.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Now when you realize that more than likely what is happening every time you're like watching the news and going, what is happening is not like you want to imagine. It's fumbling, bumbling. What have they done, the rnc? They're out of their fucking minds. He's out of his mind. Then it could be true. But what if it's all intentional? What if they looked in to this brilliant fucking propaganda method that this Russian warlock came up with and they've been using that on all of us. The Epstein files. There's no Epstein files. Why are you talking about the Epstein files? Here's the Epstein files. There's lots of shit on The Epstein files. UFOs. There's no UFOs. Why are you talking about UFOs? Look, here's UFOs. We're not going to invade Iran. We would never go to war with Iran. Oh, we're at war with Iran. The war with Iran is ending. The war with Iran is not going to end. This is what we've been getting and it's very like. It would be easy to imagine. This is just bumbling, which I don't wanna do. The fucking 5D chess that the fucking MAGA people do. Cause I don't wanna assign brilliance where there isn't brilliance. I just wanna point out there does seem to be a correlation between the way information is getting given to us right now in this propaganda mechanism, this propaganda tool that was invented by this fucking Russian warlock. Now I'll read some other stuff that's related to Surkov and I think there's a. Probably lots. If I spent more than 30 minutes preparing for this, I could find out about them. Maybe you guys know more about them than I do. Scholars of disinformation, and I consider myself one and strategic communications, have studied confusion as a tool. The Rand Corporation. The Rand Corporation's 2016 report on the firehose of falsehood specifically analyzed how rapid, high volume and contradictory messaging can be affected. It highlighted that confusion wears down critical thinking, making people more susceptible to apathy or misinformation. Now it gets really interesting. So this is based on studies that have been done on something called cognitive overload and ambiguity. It's rooted in cognitive psychology and decision making research. Herbert Simon, a pioneering cognitive scientists, introduced the idea of bounded rationality, explaining that humans have limited cognitive resources. So basically the idea is you just overload the system. You get everybody fucking confused and they're just gonna grab onto anything that gives them some sense of normalcy or that things are going the way they're supposed to be going. Which is perfect if you're trying to get someone into your fucking cult. I mean, this is the same shit that's used by like, you know, abusers. Like it's the same thing of like constantly changing personalities, getting you freaked out and confused and exhausted, that you just end up disassociating or going into some kind of dark place.

[B]

What is it called when you fall in love with your abuser?

[A]

Heaven.

[B]

Yeah, that's what it feels like.

[A]

Fucking called a raging boner. Let's see, Let me find one more little piece here before we go on Stockholm syndrome. Stockholm syndrome, exactly. Yeah. It creates like this disgusting fusion with the person fucking with your head. By constantly shifting narratives and creating confusion, the propaganda aims to push people toward apathy or reliance on familiar, often biased sources. In both cases, uncertainty makes us seek clarity, even if that clarity isn't accurate. So, my God, the method works. It's a very effective tool of propaganda. And it especially works if you went through the first phase of conditioning, which was to believe that the politicians are telling you the truth. You believe that you've been conditioned to believe that. And so then what starts Happening is suddenly you're getting completely contradictory things coming out of the federal government and it scrambles your fucking head. If you're a poor brainwashed fool and you start getting confused, who do I trust? What can I listen to? What out there is real. Nothing's real. Nothing can be trusted. And so what you've managed to do is signal jam everything because people, they're overloaded. You don't have time to discern one thing from the next, from the next, from the next. And so you just give up. You go into this pathetic sad mode, which is the mode that I've noticed when people get eaten by tigers. You ever see that video of the dude who got eaten by a tiger, Josh? You ever see what that looks like? It's really sad. Animals too. You know, when you. I saw it at the rodeo. I went to the rodeo. And it's like when the calves give up, they just sort of like almost fall asleep. You know what I mean? It's some mental version of that where you get so fucking overloaded by bullshit that you just give up. You don't care anymore. You disconnect from the system. God help you. You stop voting. You stop voting.

[B]

I don't know if the propaganda works.

[A]

People stop voting. Didn't you hear what I. People are gonna stop voting, Josh.

[B]

I mean, not for like, American Idol people.

[A]

Still.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, that's important. Yeah. At least we know that's real. None of you, you end up. You have to just look into yourself. Because I just. When I read this shit, I realized, my God, and I am a guinea pig for propaganda. Let me tell you, I'm a fucking. You ever see those videos of the poor deer running through the forest and they're just covered in parasites. That's me, but with memes. Like, I'm covered in shitty, shitty parasitic memes. So I feel like I could speak from someone who falls for so many thing. When I started reading this amazing propaganda mechanism by Surkov, I realized this seems to be exactly what's happening. And the moment you realize that, the spell kind of breaks. You just have to give up on the idea that any of the bullshit that you're getting regarding what the federal government is doing, none of it's real. You have to give up on the idea that any of it's real. And if you want to find out what's real, you're going to have to work for the information. Now. That's the main thing. No one wants to work for this shit. We've been like adult diaper fetishists. Is what we've turned ourselves into. America has become a country of adult diaper fetishists. Nothing against you guys. In fact, there's something more honorable about getting an adult sized crib and slapping on some diapers and hiring some lady come over and change your diapers and spoon feed you applesauce than there is to imagine that you're an informed citizen, when in fact you're just somebody with a big full diaper full of chewed up memes that you've shit out of your ass, which happens to have a mouth which you have been using to send messages online. You're just, you know, it's a human centipede of bad information. You Somehow someone on TikTok has gotten some bad information. Certainly not here. I should have said that at the beginning. This is a fountain of truth. That's why you feel so good right now. That's why you feel refreshed. That's why you can feel that familiar feeling that you lost long ago. The feeling of your nipples hardening up like ice picks. That feeling you used to get when you knew that you were in the presence of good, positive truth. That's what you're feeling right now. Your erectile tissue is expanding from a blobby, spongy mass to something hard, sharp and real. Something you can use to cut through the web of lies that these bastards have spread throughout the interwebs. That's what they did. Of course they did that. What a fucking nightmare. You want to get good propaganda out there and that's really important. If you're running any country, you gotta propagandize the shit out of people. You've gotta keep everybody in line. You're trying to make money selling weapons and go invading countries. You can't have some fucking asshole in a poncho yapping about bullshit, potentially messing up your plan. So what do you do? You can't shut down the Internet. It's too late. People will rise up also. You recognize though, the Internet is a fucking mess when it comes to wanting to mind control people. It also is an incredible opportunity that you could use it. So what do you do? You confuse the shit out of people. You start with like the, you know, how the pandemic played out. That was pure Surkov propaganda. Don't you remember? Wear your masks. Masks don't work. This is gonna be over in a couple of weeks. It's not gonna be over in a couple of weeks. It's still not over. It is over. It never happened. It did happen. It was a Cold. It wasn't a cold. It was a bioweapon. It wasn't a bioweapon. That's exactly what this dude figured out how to do. And we all got so flabbergasted and confused that we're still feeling the ripples of it to this day. That's why everything feels disjointed and fucked up. No central locus of truth exists anymore. It's all scattered and spread out, a diaspora of fragments of truth, most of them connected to various corporations or state media or think tanks or just basic trolling. And so what do you have that you can believe in, man? What can you believe in? What's out there for you to believe in? If you can't clamp those big fat blistered lips of yours onto an adult sized baby bottle in your opal filled shit crib where you've been slurping up propaganda to fill up that strange void inside of you, what nipple can you suck on? What nipple is there for you to feed upon? That's what we're going to talk about on today's day stream. But first, this. Say something, Josh.

[B]

The nipple for me is the San Antonio Spurs. And if society collapses, whatever, as long as we win a championship, that's all I care about right now.

[A]

The San Antonio Spurs. That's. See, there you go. Yeah, you don't. You don't need some kind of complex thing. It can be the San Antonio Spurs. That could be the thing that you cling to. And this strange tsunami as we approach the singularity. It could be the Spurs. It doesn't have to be anything special, but you have to do the work. I mean, that's the main thing. That's what I've been realizing. You can't. Fucking nothing's. You're not getting anything anymore. They're not giving you anything. It's all complete confusion at this point. We have look up pink goo. Look at this shit that's going on right now. Look at the pink goo that's washing up.

[B]

Where is it washing up at?

[A]

I think Florida. Pink goo. Florida? No, Florida. Put in Florida. This episode of the DTFH has been brought to you by BetterHelp. And this is May. You know what May is? Mental Health Awareness Month. Now maybe hearing that it's a named month bugs you. You think it's weird. Maybe it gives you a sense of like why they gotta name the months. Mental Health awareness. What the fuck? I don't need that mental health. I'm a man. I don't need to Worry about my mental health. Just my abs. Why do I cry at night? Look, you've got a meaty hard drive up there with a set of fairly distorted memories that are defining your entire identity. And sometimes it's not going to work perfectly up there. Or even worse, it is working perfectly, but you think it could be more perfect. You become neurotic, self obsessed, or more likely completely self. You start hating yourself and you think that's normal and good. Some weird shit in the past, some crappy kid who freaked you out when you're in the third grade. Who knows? But BetterHelp has got to be one of the coolest technologies out there when it comes to finding a good therapist. You don't have to do this alone. Maybe what's going on with you is something you don't feel comfortable bringing up with your friends, your parents, your wife, your kids, whoever. This is why we need therapy. Therapy has helped me so much. I know that is an embarrassing thing to say for some people, but it's incredible. No matter how skeptical you are about it, there's a reason it exists. And BetterHelp is incredible because you don't even have to fucking drive to the therapist anymore. That's amazing. Not only that, but BetterHelp will find you the right therapist for you. They do the initial matching work for you so you can focus on your therapy goals. A short questionnaire helps identify your needs and preferences and their 12 plus years of experience. An industry leading match fulfillment rate means they typically get it right the first time. If you aren't happy with your match, you switch to a different therapist at any time from their tailored recs and who's ever. If you've ever dealt with therapists in going to an office. It's a real bummer when you realize this might be a great therapist for somebody, but it's not the right one for me. And then you have to like how do I find another fucking therapist? And you manage to pull yourself out of bed to go to a a therapist. It's a nightmare. BetterHelp fixed that. They've got over 30,000 therapists. It's the world's largest online therapy platform, having served over 6 million people globally. And it works with an average rating of 4.9 out of 5 for a live session based on over 1.7 million client reviews. You don't have to be on this journey alone. Find support and have someone with you in therapy. Sign up and get 10% [e-mail] Duncan that's betterhelp.com. duncan. Thank you. Betterhelp. Mysterious pink alien eggs leave path of destruction over invasion fears. What is that? Look up what that is. We got pink goo in Florida. Tucker Carlson talking about demons running the government. What's happening? Oh, there's snail eggs. Pink cocaine. What? A synthetic recreational party drug heavily trapped in South Florida. Pull up an image of pink cocaine.

[B]

I think that's the stuff Diddy was doing.

[A]

No fucking way. I never heard of that. That's just died cocaine. Wow. Wow. Okay. Get out of there. Don't do that. Kids, drugs are bad. The fuck is that?

[B]

It's called Tussie.

[A]

Ugh. Why they have to call it that? That sucks. That sucks. They called it that. Now this might take a second. I do want to play a clip. I believe it's at the 49 minute mark of the newest Tucker Carlson podcast, which is so hilarious to listen to. I mean, it's real good. Yeah. This is so great. It's wild. You know, I. Anybody you like, watch the news? He was a pretty square dude. But this new one, ex freemason, Possessed Paul. Click on that. Okay. Turn it down for one second. Now. I believe. I tried to remember this. Go to the 49 minute mark. I think it's the 49 minute mark. Okay. Start there. This is the craziest conversation. Things that we find intolerable, right? But if we hate the person, if we demonize the person, right? That's feeding wanting to hurt other people. Right.

[B]

You know, having malice.

[A]

You got to hear him talk about the media with it. Right? Like media and government working hand in hand. Right. I mean, those kind of are the messages, really. Yeah. There's someone you need to be afraid of and there's someone you should hate to. Turn it off. I can't. It was 49. Somewhere in there, you got Tucker Carlson going. I've lived next to it. And I just. Why is it shaped like a pentagon? He's talking about the Pentagon. Why would they shape it like a Pentagon? You could fit a pentagram in there. Which. Dude, we all thought of that. Like, that's like. That's like the most basic bitch stoner thing. That's just one of the things you think about when you're too high, is that you could fit a pentagram in the Pentagon. It's just funny to hear Tucker Carlson talking about it. I mean, that is, to me, one of the most incredible byproducts of this spray of propaganda that we've all been getting. Is that now conspiracy culture. I don't know a better word for it is becoming mainstream, which is hilarious. Like, this was always the domain of, like, you know, weirdos and stuff. But to suddenly see it getting into the mainstream is one of the most gratifying moments in my life, I have to say. I've been. So many people have historically, have accused. Have slurred me. So many people have slurred me with a. With a grievous misnomer of conspiracy theorists. A word that is designed to undermine, A word that is designed to defame. A word that is designed to take away from the importance of what you have to say. What's been coming to you in the dreams, what the silver angel tells you, what the silver angel says. That's right. The silver angel comes. Don't you do it. Don't you do it, Josh. Don't you get old now. Don't you. That is so awesome, dude. We'll get to that in a second. I do want to introduce you guys to this incredible new technology that Google just spit out, which you just saw an example of. But it is wild to see what one would have formerly considered to be sort of like normies talking about the Pentagon being a pentagram and demons running the fucking government. Like, what? The Vice president, when they asked him what he thinks the UFOs are, says he thinks they're demons. Like, what the fuck is happening? Like, for you, for the youngs out there, this might all just seem like, yeah, that's what it's like now. But, you know, I came up in a time where, like, the, the. The politicians were the adults in the room. They were the. They were the sort of speakers of truth. They were the people who came to break up the fucking party when it got too fun. And like now they seem to be the ones who are like the most stoned among us, which is really unnerving and quite exciting.

[B]

Isn't that part of the propaganda, though? They now are just going the opposite way and saying the opposite of what they were saying before. You know, like what you were talking about. Just say different things every other day. They've completely changed.

[A]

Well, yeah, they're rattled. I mean, or they're not. The question, it's stupid. Whenever you do this, what I'm about to do, it's one of two things.

[B]

And it can only be these one or two things.

[A]

It's either this or that. It's a binary. There's nothing in between. It's this or that. And on one side, what's happening is we are all unwilling, semi willing participants in some new mind control Psyop. I hate saying that word. Some new mind control program, some new form of propaganda that recognizes that it's better for the people to not trust their leadership and be completely confused, which creates division, accusations, or everyone's just gone fucking batshit up there, which, you know, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, how would this. How would it work? How would the meeting go? Or how would you have the conversation about? Okay, let's just completely make ourselves seem totally fucking nuts and fuck with the people of the world. But when you look at some of the shit Trump tweets, pull up some of the images Trump's been tweeting you got. I mean, it's like, this is pure trolling.

[B]

Let me send it to myself here once.

[A]

Oh, Google it. You could just Google. Just look at the fucking shitty tweets he's taking. Big old presidential dumps. Just images. Image search. Trump. I don't know. Pull up like Trump. Yeah, See if you can find the recent spate of fucking. Oh, yeah, wait. Go up to that. The word panicing is the new propaganda word. Go up a little bit. Up, up, up that. Open that shit up. Panicking. No, panickings. That's like the new fucking neg. That denotes anybody who's, like, looking at, like, one of the main arteries the oil gets throughout the world. Being closed is, like, potentially catastrophe, Catastrophic. You're a panicking. What the fuck? It's gonna be fine. Nothing to worry about. It's fine. Pull up the thing. Who was it you said closed down? What country closed down?

[B]

Oh, the Philippines.

[A]

Pull something up. The Philippines just apparently shut down, which. I don't even know how you do that. Yeah, on March 20th. What? That was a while ago, man. Are you fucking with me, Josh? Is this your fucking way of doing the exact same thing to me? Is that what you're doing?

[B]

No, never.

[A]

Anyway, yeah, it's. Obviously. I don't want to talk about the fucking straight of goddamn horror movies. Nobody wants to hear about that shit. We're all bored with that shit. But the point is, when you look at, like, the reality of leaders talking about demons and aliens and all of them being on a list of people who are, like, doing the most vile shit on earth, you gotta ask yourself, is it somehow flipped where we're now the adults in the room? Are we the ones who are supposed to, like, go into the basement and tell everybody to shut the fuck up? What's happening? It's a very strange time, and you shouldn't get too rattled by it, though. I'm not rattled. I just think it's cool. Oh, yeah, there we go. It's like martial law here. What's that? That's not. You lied to me, Josh.

[B]

I guess so.

[A]

You gave misinformation. That's a fucked up thing.

[B]

It wasn't my fault. It was Twitter.

[A]

No, it was your fault. You knew that wasn't real. You can't believe anything on Twitter. X. I call it X. I call it X. And the next thing that we have to talk about, which does feed into this, is Google's new insane video generation software. Can you look up Google's new video generation software? I can't remember what it's called. If you're pissed at AI video boy, it's never gonna end. It's not flow. It's called go into the chat, somebody knows. What's it called, you guys? The new one. I can look it up. I've got it right here.

[B]

It's on VO3.

[A]

Omni.

[B]

Omni.

[A]

Yeah, there you go. Gemini Omni. This thing is nuts. That. That's what did the Josh aging video. But yeah, pull that up.

[B]

Images.

[A]

No, go to the actual website. You could probably show the video. Basically, you can put video. You could put your own video into this thing. And it does like, essentially what you'd have to. Like the kind of work you would have to do to do. I don't know why they're showing the lady not playing violin. I guess the point is you could put a violin into her hands, but maybe go to YouTube. YouTube. Google Gemini. Oh, there you go. Now, yeah, just do YouTube. Google Gemini. I don't know how Google fucked up their own goddamn ad for Gemini. Omni. That's what it's called. Not Gemini. Gemini is their AI.

[B]

So should I switch it back to Omni?

[A]

No, this is the ad for it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

No, maybe it isn't. Yeah, go look up. This sucks. Whenever this happens.

[B]

The hell, man.

[A]

They don't want us to show it. Yeah, there it is. Introducing Google. Gemini Omni. Look at this fucking shit. Turn it down. Turn it off. I guess you could play it and cut the music out later. Right, Josh? Yeah. Look at that. I mean, these examples they're giving are obviously like cheesy and dumb, but I guess they're calling it an editing software because they know everybody is mad at video generation. But that looks stupid. Obviously they're not gonna. I mean, talk about what it means for everything. Okay, that's fine. God, so cheesy. Who the fuck is doing that? Who is this Marketed to. But what's incredible about this software is that Gemini, which is Google's AI, is using its general intelligence to do physics within the videos and also placing you in the video so it actually looks like you. And of course they're just showing cheesy shit you're going to put on your TikTok. But. But what all this means is what we already knew was happening, which is video will no longer be a reliable source of proof for anything. It won't matter what comes out. No one's going to be able to tell. And right now you'll be able to tell. Maybe. But I got to tell you, man, if I was on the fucking Epstein list 6,000 times, potentially being blackmailed by Israel to do shit, boy, I'd be excited about this technology. I'd be so excited. And I would pour into the world all kinds of fucked up videos of me doing weird fucking shit. I wouldn't, you know, I wouldn't wait for the dump. I would make the dump. I would flood Tsunami of fucking shit so that it was impossible to determine what was real and what wasn't real. I feel like that is what we could expect pretty soon. Some. Just some videos that seem so very real, but there's such a magnitude of them fitting in to the Russian warlocks plan of fire, hosing you with bullshit until you give up, right?

[B]

Think about all the people who cheat on their spouse. They can be like, look, that's not me, it's AI.

[A]

Dude, I don't know who made this, but they're the devil. That's insane. I would, I would never suck on a clown foot. You were at the circus. Yeah, I know, It's. It's just we all have to start dealing with like. By the way, using video as proof of anything is a relatively new thing based on how long humans have been here. I mean, video is relatively new. You know, it used like, when did the first movie come out? Josh, look that up.

[B]

I'm gonna guess 18. Late 1800s.

[A]

Late 1800s. 1888. 1888. The world's first motion picture. Round hay garden scene was created in 1888 by French inventor Louis Le Prince. The silent film holds the Guinness World Records, is the oldest surviving film though it is only about 2 seconds long. And it is the first film about eating ass. That is so weird.

[B]

It was a Vine.

[A]

That's so crazy that the first film was porn. Pull up round. Hey, garden scene. Let's take a Look at this. 1888, we saw the round 8 garden scene probably blew People's minds, too. This would have been the very first. How is that not available

[B]

images?

[A]

No. Go to videos. Go to YouTube and look up round a garden scene. There it is. What? It's not showing it. This is some kind of psyop right here, everybody. Josh, I think you're compromised. I do. I think you're compromised. Few people have said that you're compromised. Pull up round a garden scene. I want to see it now. Josh, I want to see the round a garden scene.

[B]

I misspelled it.

[A]

Round a. Round a. Like suit. Balls of hay. Here we go. Here was the beginning of the end. There you go. What the fuck?

[B]

And people's minds are blown.

[A]

Blown. When people saw this, they freaked the fuck out. Before this, you had to go to a play. I guess if you knew, like, a very talented shadow puppet dude, maybe you could see something close to this. But to see this, you've probably seen Zoetrope. See, when zoetropes came out, 1834. So maybe. Maybe you'd gone somewhere and seen, like, a Zoetrope. Pull that up on YouTube so people know what we're talking about. Wow, that one's amazing. But, yeah, basically what happens with this is your brain, or, in this case, the camera, it's framing things in a certain way. And so what ends up happening is that an actual object. That is so cool. But basically what's happening is it's tricking your brain. Your brain can only take in so much information, and when you rotate these things. Pull up Zoetrope record. I want to see that one, though. Pull up this. Play that one real quick. All right. I love them. Basically animates, but the reason it's animating is because it's the way your brain processes information. In this case, the way the camera is, the frame rate, I think. But the point is 1888 isn't that far away. Like, before 1888, if you wanted to prove something, you wouldn't show video. There were no security cameras. There were no Flock cameras. You didn't have to worry about if you got your ass kicked. That shit was gonna end up on Worldstar. Nobody's filming your duel. Nobody's. You lived in a world of, like, anonymity that no one alive right now can know. You live in a world of pure anonymity. You weren't locked down. When did Social Security numbers come out?

[B]

Didn't FDR put that. And we are the dead of the country?

[A]

What?

[B]

Yeah, that's what the Social Security is. We're the what?

[A]

Yeah, the debt. Oh, I thought you said the dead. No, don't go sovereign citizen on me, Josh. Yeah, FDR 1935. So we get start getting film, it's only 57 years later, we all get assigned a fucking number, get locked into the system and now we live in a Panopticon where it's a somewhat consensual Panopticon. I mean, I'm intentionally filming myself right now. Most of you are intentionally filming yourself. My fucking Tesla helps the Panopticon, it's got cameras on it. I can watch videos of people who got too close to my fucking Tesla. I don't know where that video is going. The other day I was like trying to do my night streams. I apologies again for my couple of failed attempts. Video lag. What was happening? Well, it was because of one of the nanites we use for the kids uploading information to the fucking web. Or maybe my Alexa. Gigabytes of information just getting pumped out all the time. Our fucking smart TVs, our smart fridges, all of them constantly recording us. This is brand new. No one talks about the stress, the secret underlying the stress that must come from knowing you in some way, shape or form are always being monitored, recorded, watched. And if you're not being monitored, recorded or watched, you're probably filming your fucking self. Which brings me, and I hate to do this, guys, I do have an onlyfans. I just want to very quickly plug that. I just released an incredible new series of feet pics based on the Netflix series Lord of the Flies that just came out. And I'm not going to go into a lot of detail about it other than I did have a professional makeup artist come and make my feet look like one of the characters. Piggy. And I'll leave it at that. But it's pretty, pretty good. Just leave it that.

[B]

Have you heard that conspiracy about how AI is not necessarily going to blackmail all of us, but basically every single website we've ever gone to, porn, everything, it's all going to be leaked for everybody to see.

[A]

Yeah. Isn't that a verse in the Bible about the end of the world? Look up that verse. That's one of the Book of Revelations or what? I don't think it's. What is it? Where is that? What does it say? Like all the secrets will be told. All your porn history. That is going to be freedom for us. There is nothing concealed. There is nothing concealed that will not be disclosed. This is Luke 12:2,3. There's nothing concealed that will not be disclosed or hidden. That will not be made known. What you have said in the dark will be heard in the daylight. And what you have whispered in the ears in the inner rooms will be proclaimed from the roofs. Oh, yeah, baby. That's really going to be a very terrible couple of days. A very funny couple of days, too. It's not even a conspiracy. I mean, we know this is coming with quantum computers. We know this is coming with the ability to unencrypt data. The great unmasking. Some theorists believe the AI is being trained to eventually deanominate, de. Anonymize the entire Internet, linking every anonymous post, ha. Health query and private chat back to real identities. Now that. Oh, I'm excited about that. That's gonna be great. Because, you know, the. The anonymous thing is, like, it will be exciting to see. Like, that will be exciting to, like, be able to do that. And terrible for. Terrible for some people. Terrible. And probably it's gonna hurt a lot of feelings too. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, when you start realizing, like, fucking trolls on the Internet, it's like, that's your brother or something, you know, that's gonna suck.

[B]

People are gonna get fired. Marriages are gonna break up. I'm screwed. Because I Google everything for all these podcasts in Austin. So my algorithm and everything I Google is basically the podcast comedy community.

[A]

Oh, you have a way out.

[B]

That is my way out. That's what I'm saying.

[A]

Yeah. You have nothing to worry about here. I'm even gonna help you, Josh, Google how to dispose of a body.

[B]

All right. I don't think it's gonna tell me,

[A]

but just look like how to dispose of a body. If crime detective. I'm a crime detective. It doesn't seem suspicious at all. Oh, there you go. So you got a way out now? I know what you're going through, man, but there. Consider that a little. Just helped you.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

But, yeah, this is definitely something I have mixed feelings about when it comes to the Internet. Anonymity on the Internet is of primary value. If you want to do any kind of trolling at all, we do need that. And also, there's so many. There's so much freedom in anonymity. You're sort of locked down to some central identity, which is exactly. Seemingly what power structures would want. They don't want you to be able to bifurcate. They don't want you to be able to be in 16 places at once. That's a disaster. So I think it's really good. And any kind of push towards making the Internet no longer Anonymous, obviously, just leads to. It's a lockdown.

[B]

That's what Mexico's doing right now.

[A]

That's where everything's gonna go eventually. Everything's gonna go there. So it's a horrible nightmare. You know, they did this sort of like beginning tests with porn to see if we'd go for that. And they did it like, you have to give your fucking ID if you're such a dummy. You can't use a vpn, you dumbass.

[B]

You can't afford it.

[A]

They're not that expensive. How much is it? VPN?

[B]

It's like 20 bucks.

[A]

Not ExpressVPN. I don't think they're even sponsoring this episode now. I seem like a shill. I am a shill. I guess. I fucking promote ExpressVPN. I use them. It's great. But, yeah, they'll make laws where you can't use VPNs eventually, you know, it's the anaconda technique. The way the anaconda suffocate someone is horrifying. Every time you breathe out, it tightens a little bit. So, you know, you just have to get through a few generations and it'll happen eventually. There will be no more anonymity on the Internet. You won't be anonymous. It'll be like, you know, walking down the street. Which does create a polite. A more polite universe, you know? It is. There is something cowardly about wearing a mask. I mean, it's true. Like, what are you afraid of?

[B]

Yeah, but what happens when you find out, like, some judges are pedos and watching horrible stuff, like, do they all lose their jobs? Or, like, well, you know what? Everything's forgiven because everybody's bad.

[A]

No, if you're fucking hurting kids, you lose your fucking job. It would be nice if we did that with the Epstein files. I don't know what's taking so long.

[B]

And that's actually perfect for the people on the Epstein files, because it's like, now everybody's shit is out there, not just ours.

[A]

Well, yeah, like, if you. If, like, if. If it's true what they say, that there is a sort of currently underground network or loosely connected series of networks of PDFs who are in positions of power and that exposing them would collapse society, then we need to collapse society. Like, unfortunately, that's the only choice you would have to collapse society.

[B]

But isn't that what they would tell you? Listen, if you get rid of us, everything, it's gonna collapse.

[A]

Yeah. No. Yeah. You mean, like the thing that every fucking abuser always says? Sense is the Beginning. You need me. Without me, you're nothing. Now, let me get my finger back up your asshole. They all say that shit. Of course they say that. That's all they got. Like, if you expose me, you're dead. It's exactly the creepy shit that people say to fuck with kids. So, yeah, the Epstein files are classic examples. So, yeah, the great revelation is. I mean, it's not the worst thing if it means, like, people who are in positions of power and are using that. Wielding that power to hurt the most vulnerable people on Earth are, like, taken to the guillotines.

[B]

Well, the Apocalypse.

[A]

What's wrong with that?

[B]

The apocalypse isn't the end. It's the unveiling.

[A]

The unveiling? Like in wedding, you pull the. You pull the veil back and you see your beautiful bride. The truth? Yeah. I don't know, man. The reality is that we are obviously experiencing a collision of a few different things. Primarily, how does centralized power deal with decentralized data sources and add to it the AI arms race, which is making it so they can't regulate AI, which I'm sure they want to do, and you end up with this fascinating collision between archaic, dying, what Terrence McKenna called male dominator culture, patriarchal power systems being eroded by the information that they want to tamp down as much as possible. And I think this Russian propagandist figured out the way you respond to that is not by fighting back, not by responding and saying, no, that's not true, but by overwhelming people with bullshit until they just give up and no longer care, which is a really pathetic place for humanity to find itself.

[B]

It's smart, though, because we're not used to this type of propaganda and we have short attention spans, so it works great on us.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

It's like a virus or a bacteria that we're not used to. And it just got introduced into our culture.

[A]

Yeah, as long as you keep following it up with something more extreme. How many people said when the fucking Epstein files came out that this is gonna lead to war with Iran? How many times did you hear that before it happened? I heard it a million times. People are like, you know, we're due to war with Iran now. Like, for sure. I didn't think aliens, but aliens, too. What's next? I mean. Cause it doesn't seem like people are forgetting it. That's the thing. It's not going anywhere. I'm not forgetting it. I don't think people are forgetting it. You know, I don't mean to be a fucking panicking, but you know what I mean? It's a fucking school yard.

[B]

That'd be a great shirt, though. Panicking.

[A]

Panicking. It's schoolyard bully shit. You fucking panicking. What? What? Doesn't matter. It's like, dude, it's like really embarrassing. I guess maybe it's like what happens when like a really powerful propaganda technique falls into the hands of, like, very dumb people so that whoever's writing the propaganda is just stupid so the technique still sort of works. But because whoever's behind the whatever, whoever the writers are on this fucking show are not like a grade writers. It's like it's not working quite as well as it could work well.

[B]

It has to go through too many suits. I think that's the problem.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And also the propaganda, like, what do you. The. What do you call. What do you say again? The panickers or panic.

[A]

Panickings.

[B]

It's negative. You got to go positive. Like 9, 11. They did the truthers. That's how they gaslit them.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

That's the perfect type. Because people still truthers. Yeah.

[A]

I mean, you truther.

[B]

Were you telling the truth?

[A]

You truther, you piece of. Or. Yeah. Or when they were saying, like, when they started using like, do your, like, do your citizen journalists is a derogatory phrase or do your own research is like, you know, you. You do. You're not. You can't do your own research. Or that dude, on Rogan, it was like, have you ever been there? Yeah, that kind of thing. Just like a general dismissal of any normal person doing what normal people have always done when they're trying to figure out which is do their own research. You don't have the credentials to do your own.

[B]

That's why the COVID name calling didn't work. They called them anti vaxxers. It was negative. And all you heard was you're an anti vaxxer. You heard it like that.

[A]

Yeah, over and over and over again. Even though a lot of people who. I've been called that anti vaxxer, which I'm not. It's just like, if you don't stick to that insane vaccine schedule, you're, you know.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Even though they. They change that shit all the time. So. Yeah, it's. It's all of these like, like derogatory terms that villainize what is just a very normal good thing that you should do if you're curious about stuff. I mean, anytime I do my own research, I understand. I'm not good at research. It's not like, you know what I mean? Believe Everything I read or see or anything like that. But you should. It's fun just to investigate shit. Not even conspiracy related. It's just fun to look into stuff, whatever it may be. You know like when a monkey pisses, all the other monkeys piss at the same time. Did you know that triggers a wave of piss?

[B]

I had no idea.

[A]

Happens with my kids too. Piss waves. Like when one has to use the bathroom. All of them have to use the bathroom.

[B]

And they don't tell you till after. Like after they use the bathroom.

[A]

Exactly. It's the. It's exactly timed out in the worst possible way. It could be where like you've taken one of the bathroom, now the other one has to go because while you were in the bathroom with that one, the other one is like regretting not going. And then it gets in their head.

[B]

They get fomo.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. You just get. You, you, you get piss anxiety, you know? Don't you remember piss anxiety as a kid? It's a nightmare where you have to piss. Like on a long car trip.

[B]

I had anxiety.

[A]

You did?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You. You were worried you were gonna like. No.

[B]

I was a second grade and some kids looked in between the cracks of the thing and I was like, get out. I cried and everybody said that I cried and I took off all my clothes. I was like, I didn't take off all my clothes. I took off all my clothes.

[A]

Why?

[B]

That's the way I did it at my house. So I take off my shirt.

[A]

Oh, you took off your clothes to shit.

[B]

Yeah. And I wanted to get comfortable. And then I still do.

[A]

Yeah, still do at the airport. Nothing wrong about that. And I still cry when men look through the cracks. Just want you to know that.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Yeah, you're welcome. Let's jump into the. What's going on up there? Foreign. This podcast is supported by Squarespace. It's the all in one website platform designed to help you express yourself online. And they've got everything you could possibly need when it comes to building a website. Whether you're just starting out or scaling your business, Squarespace gives you everything you need to get a domain name, showcase, whatever it is you're offering the world with a professional website. Grow your brand. You can get paid all in one place. I have to give a personal story here. That happened to me. That is one of the incredible powers of Squarespace. I was on the road, I had to do TV the next day, and I realized it would be a perfect opportunity. I'm sorry, Squarespace. I don't mean to get Too personal here. But to talk about a tragedy that happened to me years ago. My firstborn child, Sheraton Trussell, named after the hotel he was conceived in. I did something that a lot of parents do, sadly, which is you. You tie helium balloons to your baby because they like to float and it's better than tossing them. It doesn't fuck up your back. But as it turns out, you go one helium balloon too many and they're gone. And they're gone. And this happens every year. Countless children drift away. And so I have a foundation. I'm not going to take up Squarespace's ad time to plug that. But the point is, I was able to go on Squarespace and build a beautiful website for my foundation, which is saving so many parents from the heartbreak of watching your child drift over the Hollywood Hills on a helium balloon. And I was able to show this on TV on a public TV station. I don't remember where I was, but I feel like Squarespace helped me save a lot of lives. So you should also know that I built that website and it looked great, having had at least three vodka sodas prior to building it. And I believe I started building the website at 2am and I feel like I was done easily by like 2. 45. And it looked fucking great. That's incredible. You couldn't do that a long time ago. So there should be no excuse if you're trying to build a website. If you're thinking it's complex, it's hard, you're not a technical person, forget it. Squarespace is going to do all the heavy lifting for you. What you're going to get is a beautiful, powerful and potentially life saving website. It's going to save children. Maybe if not save children, you could sell your socks. Head to squarespace.com duncan for a free. Head to squarespace.com Duncan for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use Offer Code Duncan to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain. Again, it's squarespace.com duncan for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use Offer Code Duncan to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or a domain. Thank you, Squarespace. Oh, we got some super chats coming in and I want to thank you for that so much for supporting the dtfh, AKA the Day stream, AKA a proxy of the Night stream, AKA Operation Beast Blast, which we'll get into later. And I have something cool I want to show you. This is a good one because I have no idea what it is. And I'm not gonna. I don't know what that is. Tommy Jordan. It seems like some kind of weird thing, but thank you for the thing. Thank you for the two bucks. Do you think Happy Rockefeller, the wife of former Vice President Nelson Rockefeller, was born a man? The older pics of her look suspect. I used to listen to Lavender Hour back in the day. Welcome, Purple Pope. Wish you and your family well. Okay, let's do our own research here. First time I've ever heard of Happy Rockefeller. Let's pull up some images of Happy Rockefeller and we'll try to identify their gender. Yeah, I think I'm going lady right there. I don't see. I don't. I mean, I guess it's like kind of a strong.

[B]

Well, there's no Adam's apple.

[A]

I don't see an Adam's apple. It's just the strong chin. It's a strong jawline is what's going on there. It's scrolled, I guess. Google Happy Rockefeller, man, and you're gonna get the most. Nah.

[B]

Now Barbara Bush.

[A]

Now Barbara Bush. Yeah. I don't know, but, yeah, Pull up Barbara fucking Bush. Barbara Bush makes Happy fucking Rockefeller look like pure femininity. Yeah, it's that strong chin. You know what I mean? It's just like, if you're a lady with a strong chin, this is the kind of shit you have to deal with all the time. Or, you know, if you're a guy with a strong chin trying to.

[B]

That's a jawline.

[A]

That's a serious. If I had that fucking jawline, I wouldn't have a beard.

[B]

That's Grandpa in Pearls.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Beautiful Grandpa in Pearls. I love that book, by the way. Very erotic. Thank you for the super chat. I don't know. That isn't. By the way. This is another interesting emergent phenomena in the conspiracy verse, which I don't use as a derogatory term. Conspiracy, of course, means breathing in unison, actually. But, you know the new thing where we're accusing various First Ladies of being dudes? That's like a whole thing right now. Yeah, I just. Now somehow it's gotten to Happy Rockefeller, which is crazy. Like, I don't give a shit. I'm not saying that to try to, like, seem woke, but I truly. I don't a give. Who gives a fuck? I don't care. Who cares?

[B]

I think people care because they think, why do these presidents and elites want that?

[A]

Why not? It's fucking kinky. It's weird, you know, you're a fucking run in the country and you're, you know, I get it. It's kind of. I don't know, I don't see. I'm just saying I don't see how it's sinister. I guess it would. I guess this. It's because they're not saying it right. But they couldn't say it because then they couldn't get elected.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know what I mean? If you're. If you're like married to somebody who likes to like do drag or whatever, you're not getting. You're not getting elected. But I mean, this is Herbert Hoover, right? Wasn't he into that shit? Cross dressing?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Or J. Edgar Hoover. Look up J. Edgar Hoover cross. I mean, this is a thing.

[B]

It's the FBI thing. They cross dress.

[A]

Is that him?

[B]

I don't think so.

[A]

Yeah, you're not gonna find it. Wait, that's not real. Is that real?

[B]

No,

[A]

I mean, it was J. Edgar Hoover. What's the other? John Wayne.

[B]

John Wayne was a cross dresser.

[A]

That's what I heard. But again, these are just rumors. Who fucking knows? You're gonna have to go on. Like, you're gonna have to get the AI. Which is probably gonna say no. I did hear that though.

[B]

It was for a role.

[A]

The Phil Stern photograph, a widely circulated 1959 photograph, shows Wayne wearing short rolled up shorts and a towel. I mean, all that masculine energy, it's got to get balanced out, right? You got to put on some fucking high heels and fishnets. If you're John Wayne, you got to balance out your fucking.

[B]

Or if you're Oscar de La Hoya. Did you ever see those?

[A]

No.

[B]

What?

[A]

Let me see.

[B]

Yeah, he had a bunch of them.

[A]

Fish nets. What the fuck?

[B]

You don't remember this?

[A]

I never knew about it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

And then he went on the. The Shay podcast. Shay Shay podcast. He's just like, sometimes, you know, you just. You put on some fishnets.

[A]

Sometimes you do.

[B]

It was like. No, no, no, not sometimes you do.

[A]

Yeah, I mean, you know, I. I gotta tell you, it is fascinating. When it comes to humanity, our obsession with the kind of clothes we wear is fucking crazy. Like, the fact that we wear clothes at all is crazy. We have to wear clothes. If you go outside without clothes on, you get arrested. It's happened to me numerous times and once in the airport, and that was just because I had taken a shit, so. But we have to wear clothes. But then it's not just that you have to wear clothes. It's like the clothes you wear there's like a set of clothes for the ladies and a set of clothes for the men. And if you wear the ladies clothes, dude, it really rattles some fucking cages. It freaks people out. Like it really does. It's interesting.

[B]

I mean, depending on the circle you're in.

[A]

Well, right. But in general, the fact that we are two dumbasses just went through all these people, you know, allegedly wearing ladies clothes, like, who gives a fuck?

[B]

Do you have any photos of you wearing ladies clothes?

[A]

Do I have an only fans?

[B]

True.

[A]

And I'm not saying that because the next after the Lord of the Flies that's coming out, the next one is called lady in Paris. But, you know, that's one of the great things when you're just doing feet picks is you don't have to, you know, I can shave my feet. I don't want to shave my beard. I look like a stork down here. But, you know, I can feminize my feet much. It's easier for me to do that.

[B]

It's all about the ankles.

[A]

100%. Yeah, 100%. It's all about that ankle ball. And so many people don't tend to their ankles, they tend to the rest of their feet. And as somebody who has monetized their feet and has beautiful fucking feet and like, the amount of energy I put into keeping my feet looking the way they do and I will not show them. Not on my only fans. For all of you feet people out feet freaks who try to like lure me in. I'm not going to show you my feet. You go to my only fans, you'll see my feet. I got kids to feed, so.

[B]

And he's whistling too.

[A]

Oh, yeah. You can hear me whistling on many of my only fans. You don't see me because it's a feet focused only fans. But yeah, I whistle all the time. Yeah, you could just go back and look. The links are down below if you're interested. And to all of my onlyfans fans, which are not my only fans because you guys are here, I just want to say thank you for supporting me. And it's not expensive keeping up with these old man feet, by the way. The regimen I have to do, the soaks, the. I have a foot pot is what they call it. It's a. It's a Taoist foot pot engraved with the I Ching. And I have to fill that with my own urine yogurt and creme brulee. And I'm not giving away some of the other ingredients, but I do mix it with some other proteins, I guess you could say. Helps the cuticles, Dude. So, you know, I bet you have beautiful feet.

[B]

Yeah, I do. The onion wrap and then I put the wrap all over and then I let it sit there.

[A]

Red onions, right?

[B]

Red onions.

[A]

Yeah. Remember when that switched, everybody was, like, doing, like, just regular, like, cooking onions. Yeah.

[B]

You can't do a yellow or white onion.

[A]

No.

[B]

Doesn't work.

[A]

No. But everyone is doing cooking onions for a long time. And then thank God, they figured it's like red onions. It's like one red onion wrap is like 50 yellow onion wraps easily. It's a lot. I'm just saying we put a lot into our work at OnlyFans, and I am having made a great fortune. Far more than I've made streaming from my OnlyFans. I just want to say I absolutely despise and reject people who accuse OnlyFan artists of not working hard. Like, the shit we've got to do is insane. The soaks, the long baths. I gotta go to Tulum next week. You know what I mean? Oh, I'm sorry. You have to vacation. It's like. No, this is no vacation for me. Like, after you've been massaged a certain number of times a day, it has the opposite effect. It becomes quite stressful.

[B]

Yeah. It makes your feet veal. And it hurts when you walk.

[A]

You got it? Yeah. Oh, numbing cream. Then you start using numbing cream, which is going to fuck up your cuticles. So, yeah. Please stop all of you attacking OnlyFans. Models, workers. I don't even like calling them models. Essentially, like coal miners, like I would say. In fact, you know what? Honestly, if I had to choose between being an OnlyFans foot model or working in a coal mine, I would choose coal mine. If I got paid as much.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Let's keep going here. We all are for propaganda. Notice Grace Duncan. That's good. I'm glad. I'm gonna give you guys some serious propaganda in a second. Good shit, too. Thank you for the super chat. Thanks for supporting the show. All your porn history shall be written in the Akashic Records. Gandhi, 11. 11. They got Gandhi. They got Gandhi. They got Gandhi.

[B]

Gandhi got himself.

[A]

Oh, here we go. Austin Miller. Oh, my God. I'm gonna read it, even though, like, I shouldn't, because I want to address the accusation dope by duck. It's only fan. It's all generative AI and it's all good. Okay, well, it is all good, but those are my fucking feet. I don't do generative AI. I Don't sink to that level. Fucking data centers are crushing the planet. You think I'm going to fucking burn down tropical forests so that people can see AI generated images of my feet? You know how insane that is? That's like taking a picture of the Mona Lisa, the great painting. I have pictures that's all over my house. It's just pictures of the Mona Lisa everywhere. Taking pictures of the Mona Lisa and then giving it to Chatgpt and saying, make a Mona Lisa. So it's like, degrade the Mona Lisa. I'm not going to do that. I'm sorry. I don't care how good AI gets, it's never going to be able to generate my beautiful feed the way they actually are. The way God made them. And yeah, I said it. God made my feet. The devil made my ass. Hi, Tim. Today's stream is the best. Thank you. By the way, what is your guys take on Vlad the Impaler? Is he a hero? Was the impaling propaganda or was he an evil vampire? I mean, it's hard to say. He seems like a real piece of shit, but I don't know. Didn't he like people like famously. This could be propaganda, but people. Who knows? I don't know. Pretty sure if your last name's. They're calling you an Impaler. You're a piece of shit. That nickname doesn't come from nowhere. But maybe it was great. Let's look up. Was Vlad the Impaler a great guy? Ah. Whether Vlad the Impaler was a great guy depends entirely on who you ask. To his enemies and victims, he was a sadistic tyrant. To Romanians, he remains a national hero. Ah, there you go. For strict law and order, he famously eradicated crime and corruption in Wallachia. Legend says he left a solid gold cup in the main square of Targovsa for anyone to use. It remained untouched because people were terrified of his punishment. Yeah, he's a piece of shit. I don't know. He sounds like an authoritarian piece of shit. He erased lawlessness by impaling people.

[B]

Isn't that what the guy in El Salvador did? He just put everybody in prison?

[A]

Yeah, yeah. I don't know. I don't fucking know. Did I just piss off a bunch of Romanians? I don't know. I don't know. I.

[B]

Damn, that's like a third of your audience too.

[A]

I know, I'm sorry. Romania. I don't know. Look at me. You think I know anything about Romanian history? I barely know American history. Pull up a picture of Vlad the Impaler impaling people, though. He was definitely impaling people.

[B]

Yep.

[A]

I mean, he was Vlad the Impaler. Look what he did. I mean, what did what, What? What did all those people do to deserve to get impaled?

[B]

Apparently, that's the way he would look today. Mm.

[A]

Still creepy.

[B]

He would still be Vlad the Impaler impaling people on their jobs.

[A]

And yeah, he looks scary all the way through. Doesn't matter if he's in a suit or in that weird Dracula outfit. I don't know, it seems like a dick.

[B]

Apparently, this is what he said.

[A]

He didn't say that. I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person. There's no way that dude's that funny. Okay, let's keep going. Let's jump into the chats. Then we'll wrap this thing up with an inspirational message.

[B]

Yeah, one more super chat.

[A]

Oh, Drew Lewis says, why are you wearing my great aunt's bedding from the 80s? Does it still smell like nine cats and Virginia Slims? I'm glad you caught it, Drew the blasphemer. Yeah. How's it feel? I got ahold of your fucking aunt's bedding, and that was 100% for you. I wanted to send this message to you specifically. I'll get you. I'll get you. Fuck with me. I'll get you. And I'll do the long game. Slow and steady. That's how your aunt liked it. You know that, right? You know that, right? You know how I got this fucking bedding? Let's just say your aunt, she doesn't have to keep taking that fucking Lexapro after what I gave her. I dicked your aunt down. And yeah, it does smell like her. It smells like more than Virginia Slims and fucking cats. Smells like your aunt's loins. I like that smell. I've been smelling it during this whole stream. Drew, I'm not gonna stop here. You're gonna see me wearing a lot of your family's fucking clothes before the. Before the year is up. Feels good. Powerful. Did we get the Canadian fifty dollar Super Chat already? Okay, what is that? Where is it?

[B]

I don't see it.

[A]

Look right up there. The red thing. Oh, yeah. That was 50 bucks to talk shit about Gandhi. Or 50 Canadian bucks. I don't know what that translates to in USD.

[B]

Things pretty close.

[A]

Yeah, thank you for that. Pull up. We might as well pull up. Did Gandhi actually sleep? What's the thing with Gandhi?

[B]

Yeah, so Gandhi, in order to test himself, would put Young children in bed with him. That was his test.

[A]

How is that a fucking test?

[B]

He passed the test.

[A]

He failed the fucking test. The moment you're sleeping in bed with fucking young children to test yourself, you failed the fucking test. That's the craziest logic I've ever heard in my life. I was testing myself. It's like something that people say when they're getting busted by those anti PDF people who, like, trick them. Where is it? Tell me this isn't real. I've always not liked, you know, I love.

[B]

And it was in his later life.

[A]

Historical accounts indicate that during the later years of his life, Mahatma Gandhi engaged in controversial practices to test his vow of celibacy, or Brahmacharya. These practices involved him sharing a bed with several young women from his inner circle, including his grandniece, Manu Gandhi. Gandhi viewed these actions as spiritual experiments.

[B]

Oh, that's what Michael Jackson was doing.

[A]

He believed that by placing himself in close proximity to women without experiencing sexual arousal, he could demonstrate total mastery over his physical desires. Dude, that is the most warped shit I've ever heard in my life. Modern critique. Contemporary historians of biographers often analyze these events through the lens of power dynamics. Critics argue that the significant age difference and the immense social and spiritual authority Gandhi held over his followers meant that the young women involved may have felt unable to decline participation. Yeah, I mean, dude, it's not like modern fucking critique. I guarantee that was weird all the way through. I'm sure that people in India, when they heard that was happening, were not like, oh, yeah, of course. You're just testing your celibacy. Hey, do you. Do you mind if I use your kids to test my celibacy? Hey, what's up? Listen, I was wondering if your kid could spend the night with me. I'm not gonna fuck him. I don't think. I mean, it's a test. I mean, I'm pretty sure I'll pass the test. Yeah. Reaction. India was overwhelmingly critical. Yeah. They're acting like modern critique. It's not modern. It's like a. It's creep. Yeah. Everybody's like, no.

[B]

His physician pleaded with him to stop.

[A]

Pull up a picture of his physician. Holy. He's like, that is who I want as my doctor.

[B]

You stop sleeping with kids. And you need to eat something, dude.

[A]

Yeah, eat. What are you doing? Staff walkouts. Editorial rebellions. Why are they saying m Modernity? Like, we've suddenly, like, changed. That's so crazy. Would you like to explore how Gandhi himself defended these actions? Yes. Show me the Letters. Oh, my God. It was the British. British propaganda. This episode of the DTFH has been supported by BlueChew. The future of erectile function is here. Bluechew Gold is changing the way millions of men are having sex in 2026. It's basically Blade Runner over here, but it's Boner Runner. Sorry, bluechew. No more waiting for a pill to kick in. No more moments ruined by performance anxiety. Their new arousal boosting formula combines passion and performance into one tablet that dissolves under your tongue for super fast onset. This is the future. This isn't your grandfather's boner that took forever. This is your boner. A boner your grandfather will be proud of. Most ED meds only focus on blood flow, but bluechew Gold goes further by combining two ingredients for blood flow with two for mental arousal and connection. So you're not just physically ready, you're actually in the mood. This type of innovation is why blue chewed gold not chewed. This type of innovation is why bluechew Gold is the number one brand in erectile function. Process is simple and all online. Get started [e-mail] and go for gold. Most importantly, guys, I use it. It works. I'm not ashamed of that. I need help. Look at me. I need it. I need it all the time and it works. Discover your [e-mail] and we've got a special deal for our listeners right now. When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for free with promo code Duncan. That's promo code duncan. Visit bluechew.com for more details and important safety information. And I thank BlueChew for sponsoring the DTFE. Gandhi developed a bizarre mystical belief that his external political failure to bring peace was a direct result of his internal spiritual imperfection. He argued in letters that if he could completely master his physical desires under the ultimate temptation, his spiritual soul force would increase. That is the shit.

[B]

It's not working because I'm so horny

[A]

and I need these. Like, what the fuck? That is so twisted. The things that people will do to rationalize being monsters. It's amazing. I mean, that is some seriously bad math. I mean, number one, like, he's acting like, pull up. What are those things called? Pull up. Cockney.

[B]

This is what he said. Did you read this part?

[A]

If I stop sleeping together for all. If I stop sleeping together for all time, it'll mean that I've been mistaken. Sleeping together came with my. What does that mean? Oh, if I stop sleeping together for all time. It'll mean that I've been mistaken. Sleeping together came with me, taking up. Okay, yeah. He's just saying I have to do this now. Once you're. Once you start sleeping with fucking your niece. Your niece, you can't stop. You gotta keep doing it. That's the way it works, guys. I'm Gandhi. Shut the fuck up. Pull up. What are those things called, man? Chastity cages. And don't show this yet, but do an image. Yeah, I don't think we can show that.

[B]

No, we can't show that.

[A]

But, yeah, these are these cages that. I think if these had existed in Gandhi's time, he would have put these on.

[B]

Well, there was cages back then. They were like this.

[A]

Chastity belts. Yeah. So that if you got a. If you. Some of them had spikes on them so that if your dick got hard, it would spike your dick.

[B]

Well, no, this was the woman's one. The woman's one had teeth so you couldn't get banged. Yeah. And then all the guy ones had, like, these big, huge. Like. If they had huge dicks or something.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. So it's like, you know, those evolved, I guess, as, like, forging technology for weird shit for your dick got better, and now they've got, like, little cages you can put on. And so that's what Gandhi was doing. I mean, there's like, an entire genre of porn. I've heard it won't come out. It won't come out when my search history comes out. But I have heard there's an entire genre of porn related to those things getting clamped on dudes. And so it's like Gandhi is acting like just let. Like, it's already sexual. Just because you don't jizz doesn't mean you're, like, some enlightened master. There's, like, zillions of dudes who would love. Like, that's exactly their thing.

[B]

He was the first Edger. He was edging the whole time.

[A]

Yeah, he was fucking edging himself. That's just edging. Gandhi was edging. He was obsessed into edging. Like, hardcore blue balls, level edging. And he's acting like that's a spiritual virtue. I mean, give me a fucking break. Well, guys, look, it's been a wild ride here today. We started off strong and we ended stronger. Is there a psyop happening right now where we're all getting our realities distorted by some horrific Machiavellian regime that's using the tactics of a Russian warlock to beat us all down to the point where we just Give up doing our own research and we ignore what our inner self is telling us because we don't want to be panicans? Or is the world truly just upside down and batshit? Well I'll tell you this. The less you look into your fucking hypno rectangle, the more calm the world seems to get. And my advice to you would be, do the exact same fucking thing Gandhi did, but with your phone. See if you can lay in bed with your phone all night long. Your little technological pacifier that you've been slurping on like an adult diaper fetishist. There's ways to tell by the way, how corrupted you've become by memes. How many memons are currently possessing your poor chakra system. There's a simple way to figure that one out. How many times in the last couple of days have you talked about Thomas Massie? How many times in the last few days have you thought about Nick Fuentes? How many times in the last few days have you worried over Candace Owens? How many times in the last few days have you found yourself contemplating the roast of Kevin Hart? If you realize I'm not judging you, that not only have you been contemplating these things, but you've been bringing them up almost like somebody with. Like you can't stop a sneeze been sitting around, spreading around. Don't feel bad. Just recognize you've been mnemonically possessed. And the reality is all this. If it's true, if we are getting fire hosed with bullshit right now by the Reptilians, the fire hose ends at your fucking phone. The fire hose ends at your tv. The fire hose ends at whatever rectangle you're staring into. Except for the day stream. This, my friends, this is a. This is a truly a safe space. You're not going to get any kind of fucked up propaganda, you're not going to hear any kind of bullshit or misinformation here. And that brings me to the most important part of the show. I would say is the core of the show. At the end of the show, you see this day stream thing, I don't know what this is. Throw on a poncho, ramble for a little bit, that's something. But it's not what this show is about. You see, this show is actually an appendage, I guess you could say extrusion extension of a global movement, a decentralized global movement known as Operation Beast Blast. Now if you've made it this far, you're more than likely already a passionate member of Operation Beast Blast. But if somehow, inexplicably, you've stuck it through the whole stream and you're thinking, why do I suddenly feel good again? Why am I feeling balanced? Why is this fucking weird dude wearing somebody's aunt's bed sheets making me feel better than I felt in a long time? It's not me, number one. It's not me. I'm just a voice, a representative, I guess you could say, of a group of some of the most powerful, brilliant, passionate, and most importantly, benevolent people that have ever walked the face of this earth. You won't meet some of them. Some of them are anonymous. Some of them don't even type into the chat. In fact, some of them live in caves. Some of them are hidden away in the forests. Some of them are engaged in other forms of Operation Beast Blast. I'm just one particular subsection of a much bigger thing. What is Operation Beast Blast? Of course, that would be the next most important question. Well, I'll tell you. You see, while the Reptilians golden shower us with bullshit contradictory propaganda, while the 24 hour news cycle spins up some other fucking thing that's living under your bed, it's going to jump out and kill you. While the oligarchs are cooking up gene editing ticks to spread in the fields of our farmers, while Disney's cruise ship operators are looking at PDF files, while the general message that you might be getting is that there's so many problems in the world, there's nothing anyone can do. What you're going to find here is the truth. Not some lie cooked up by a Russian fucking propagandist, but the truth of truths. The problem is the Great Pyramid of Giza. That's it. You see, the Great Pyramid of Giza protrudes from our sacred soil, planetary soil, what Buckminster Fuller called Spaceship Earth. Great Pyramid of Giza is like an ass barnacle hanging from the world. It's like a middle finger pointing to God, pointing in God's face 24 7. And it's the reason things are so fucked up. Things aren't fucked up because of the Strait of Hormuz. Things aren't fucked up because of the disappearing scientists. Things aren't fucked up because of the Epstein files. These are downstream effects. This is. This is kind of like when somebody takes a shit in a wave pool is. You know, the waves are problematic, I guess, especially if you can't swim. But as soon as that shit makes it wait its way to you, you know it's gonna pollute the water. It fouls the water. Before you could even deal with a wave pool, maybe you need to turn down the power of the waves. You gotta get ship the shit out. I guess a better analogy would be it's somebody shit into the control mechanism of a wave pool and then shit in the waypool. It's a bad analogy. Pyramids suck is what I'm trying to say. The Great Pyramid of Giza is the suckiest of them all. The moment that we get rid of the Great Pyramid of Giza, all of these other things will go away. I can assure you of that. All of them will go away. It's like you got it. If you're running a water slide park and somebody keeps pissing at the top of a water slide. You can't clean the water. You got to get rid of the piss. And so our sole mission here is not just to ramble about shit that is barely connected. Our sole mission here, and it is a SOL mission, is to swim upstream through these geysers of piss and reach the source of the piss, the Great Pyramid of Giza, that emanates a foul, archaic, metaphysical dark energy that has enveloped our planet for millennia. You don't know what it's like to live on a planet without pyramids. And the Pyramid Defenders will tell you there's no other way to do it. It's the best way to do it. We've got to have pyramids. It's got to be this way. We figured it out. This is the best way. Worship the pyramids. Worship and bow down to the Great Pyramid of Giza. Support it, sustain it, uphold it. Without it, you're nothing. It's beautiful, that Great Pyramid. Don't you want to go visit it one day? You don't want to go visit it, by the way. It's disgusting up there. The upper tiers of the pyramid are covered in old condoms, Sandy discarded condoms. People. Depraved freaks like to go up there. Fuck. And right underneath those levels are dead animals and dead cats that died from climbing up and smelling the waft of st. Sweaty pyramid crotch blowing down from the top. It's a disgusting, horrible thing. Why do we call it Beast Blast? That should be your next question. Well, it's a simple answer. Glad you asked. If I can get more subscribers than Mr. Beast. And we are well on our way. Now then, within three months, according to my business managers, I will have more than enough money to buy the Great Pyramid of Giza. They want to get rid of it. It's a liability. They fucking hate it. And they're so excited. In fact, probably some of. Raul, I hope you're watching. Some of the people over there who are custodians of the pyramid could even be watching. I'm going to buy the Great Pyramid of Giza, and the moment they give me the keys, I'm heading up there in a dune buggy and I will begin preparing for what will be the greatest moment in human history in the last several thousand years. You see, what we're going to do is we're going to saw off that foul fucking capstone. I'll have people up there in hazmat suits so they don't have to smell the stink of all that old desert sex. And we're going to fill the Great Pyramid of Giza with a soda. It's either gonna be Diet Coke, it could be Mr. Pibb. There's a lot of people who are interested. And then what we're gonna do is we are going to fill it up with Mentos now, based on discussions that I've been having, and also some episodes of Mark Rover Roebler. I don't know that dude. He's awesome, though. Watch it with my kids. Based on this, the energy that will be released from so much soda, meeting so many Mentos, will be more than powerful enough to destroy the Great Pyramid of Giza. To blow it up, eradicate it, send it back from whence it came, turn it back into sand, sandstone to sand. That's one of our mottos. And it's not just going to be that. I'm not going to. I'm not some kind of asshole. I'm not going to be out there by myself enjoying this. No, no, no. I'm going to throw a festival. The greatest festival of all time. And every single one of you, the pioneers, every single one of you, the soldiers of Operation Beast Blast, every single one of you will be flown out there. You're going to get to watch. You're not going to just get to watch. We're going to have shows. We're going to have performers. I'm already in pre negotiations with Kanye West. He's going to be performing. And in the background, you are going to see the Great Pyramid vanish in a spray of soda and Mentos. And you're going to be able to tell your children and your grandchildren, when they say, were you there? You're going to say, I wasn't just there. I fucking helped fund that motherfucker. I was one of the many who blew up the Great Pyramid of Giza. And that's why you Live in such a wonderful world. Okay, I have a business question for you. Where did you get your domain on wix? It was really easy. Was it actually easy or are you exaggerating? No, really, it took like 90 seconds. I even built a full website. What do you mean? I just used WIX Harmony just told it what I wanted and it built a fully functional website for me in minutes. It also comes with hosting security, privacy protection, everything.

[B]

Oh, cool.

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Yeah, check it [e-mail] domains here's a

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riddle for what costs less than my coffee, actually makes me money and makes my mom proud. A domain from WIX mine cost me less than 2 bucks and only took a minute to register. And I even built a whole website in minutes using WIX Harmony. After two years of dragging my feet, I'm finally in business. Don't wait. Like I did get your [e-mail] domain. That's wix.com domains.

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Sorry, I get choked up. Josh, pull up my subscribers. How many subscribers?

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191,000.

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Can you show people?

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Yeah.

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Where is it? There it is right there. 191,000 subscribers. Now, where were we a few months ago?

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160.

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30,000 subscribers in only a few months. Now where's Mr. Beast at right now? Let's take a look. This gives us a sense of trajectory and timing. Mr. Beast has 488 million subscribers. So let's just do a quick chat GPT question, figure out the exact timeline we're looking at here. How many subscribers do I have?

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191,000. Joseph did a Super Chat. It says it's a national project, sir.

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It's a global project, Joseph. And thank you for that super chat. 591,000 subscribers. And I'm 191,000 trying to get to 400 million.

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488 million.

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488 million. 8 million subscribers.

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The Ton 13 says, sorry I'm late. Love you.

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Love you back. Thank you. The ton. How long will it take? So give us a sort of perspective on how long this is going to take.

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Shogun wants to know. Duncan, should I take a blinker?

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Yeah, absolutely. We'll supply blinkers. Okay. So according to ChatGPT, it would take at the current rate of growth, 13,550 years to get to where we're trying to go. And I just want to say this. And look, you do your thing. Maybe you're a passive person. I don't know, maybe you've gotten the golden shower from the fucking Russian warlock to the point where you just observe and take in shit. You don't participate. Maybe that's where you're at right now. But I think most of you understand where I'm coming at from here. Where I'm coming from here. Most of you understand that this could seem like some kind of long form larp, a joke that's gone on too long. But in fact, we are going to blow up the Great Pyramid of Giza. This is real. And I think some of you have been out there doing the Lord's work. Doing the Lord's work. Let me just show you something real quick as an example. I was so thrilled. I was in San Diego. Just gotta find this. It's gonna take a second. I saw that number. I'm sorry if suddenly I seem a little dismayed. I didn't realize it was gonna be 178, 17,000 years based on the current. By the way, the fans who made this shirt offered me a percentage of if you guys decide to buy this stuff. And I refused. And the reason that I refused is because though that money would go towards the project of blowing up the Great Pyramid of Giza, I want to reward the soldiers of Operation Beast Blast. I want them to experience the fruits of their labor. And I'm not trying to shame you guys, but I do want you to take a look at something here. When they came with these shirts, they didn't say, will you promote a T shirt thing? I said, you guys should sell these. Pull that up. Josh, what happened to you out there? I know you guys might be subscribers, and I know you're saying, well, I subscribed, but where aren't you in the streets? Do you want to live on a planet with fucking pyramids? Is that your goal? Is that what you really want underneath it all? Is this some kind of Freudian death fantasy? Look at that. Look at that. They're out there doing the Lord's work, spreading the message. They're out there on the streets making shirts, promoting what we're doing here. While many of you. I don't know what you're doing out there. It's not enough to just subscribe. It's not enough to just like it. Look at that beautiful shirt.

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They got a hoodie too.

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They got a fucking hoodie. Some bonfire. What's the link to that, Josh? So people know. Put that in the. Would you mind putting that in the chat, Josh? Though I doubt any of you are even gonna click on the link. I'm dismayed. Let me just make sure my math is right. Maybe the AI is distorting. Reality. Maybe the eyes on the side of the Pyramid Defenders. Says here, subscribers remaining, convert that to years. 13,550 years. 13,550 years for our children to live on a. On a. On a planet with the Great Pyramid of geese on it. That you feel happy now? Do you feel proud of yourself? Where are the flyers? Where are the posters? Where's the graffiti? Where's the tele centers? This is decentralized. I can't do it all myself. I need your help. Let me compose myself for a moment.

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Joseph had a super chat.

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I want a brick. Buy some minnows with this cash. Thank you, Joseph. Make me cry right now. Joseph. Thank you. The super chats, they mean everything to me. But it's not enough. It's not enough. And for those of you watching right now who have not clicked that subscribe button, look at your finger and feel shame. Think of all the places you've put that finger. Think of all the places you've wormed that finger into, burrowed that thing in so many times. And you can't even raise it up to click that subscribe button. Knowing that brings us one step closer to a pyramid free planet. You shove that thing inside a barnyard foul and you can't press subscribe. Maybe the Russian Warlock won. Maybe the Pyramid Defenders won. That's what they want you to think. But when I see this number here. 13,550 years. I will not be pushed off of this sacred and noble path that so many of us are on right now. We're gonna get these subscribers up. But I need your help. I need you. I need you making your shirts. I need you making your flyers, making your zines. You don't even have to point people back here though I would appreciate it. Bring people back to the day streams and the night streams to Operation Beast Blast. Go out there into the dark desert, this dry cracked hell field that we call default reality, and bring them home. Bring them back here. Use your artistic powers, potencies to spread the message of the Great Pyramid of Giza being the only turd in the litter box of this beautiful world. Shit. Out by a sphinx. And that litter box is about to get changed. I can't do it without you. Like. And subscribe. Join our Discord server. Give Josh a link right now. Confer. Confer with the noble soldiers. Come up with plans. Art Experiments, Culture jamming. Help me out here. 16,000 years. We're not going to be here for 16,000 years if that pyramid is allowed to last that long. Yea. Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for the pyramid is gone. Pull this up right now. Why the fuck does Discord always download updates?

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Also what's coming out tomorrow?

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Oh, shit. My God. Forget the Discord. You're right. It's downloading updates. Mysterious updates. I don't even know why it has to do that. This is the most important thing I'll mention at the beginning of the show too. So you may have already seen this for those of you joining us lately. First, can I send you this and you can, like, spam it in the chat or something? Josh.

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Yeah.

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Join the night streams, Discord. Gather together while you still can before they shut us down. Jesse Gallagher says the pyramids are eternal. Well, now I guess we know who you are, Jesse Gallagher. Now we know who you are. You should be able to just drop it in the. Yeah, and also, I want you guys to take a look at this and then we'll get the fuck out of here tomorrow. Something I'm very proud of that I hope you guys will like is coming out on ymh. The Mystery Boys at last are here. I just went to see Eric Weinstein. Talk about. I couldn't understand what he was saying because I'm not a physicist with Kurt.

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