A crusade for more casual hookups *with Liv!*

Summary

Podcast Summary: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder

Episode: A crusade for more casual hookups (with Liv!)

Host: Hallie Batchelder
Guest: Olivia "Liv" Manny
Release Date: January 15, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this hilarious, unfiltered episode, Hallie Batchelder is joined by her bestie Liv Manny for a no-holds-barred sleepover chat about sex, relationships, navigating messy NYC social life, and their evolving approach to hookups and friendships. The pair bring their signature chaotic energy, recounting wild stories, doling out advice, clapping back at haters, and celebrating friendship (with some drunken tangents along the way). The mood is deeply candid, brash, and relentlessly funny.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Casual Hookups and Selectivity

• Sexual Droughts & Resolutions

  • Hallie admits to a sex drought since November, only broken by a random New Year's Eve hookup (06:45).

    “The drought of 2026. I haven't had sex since November.” – Hallie (06:45)

  • Both talk about wanting to have more sex, but with greater selectivity: “more sex with less people” (13:33).

    “Selective sex 2026. With your BC body count.” – Liv (13:11) “No, more sex with less people.” – Hallie (13:33)

• Wild Hookup Stories

  • Hallie recounts a New Year’s Eve encounter in a side room with an audience:

    “No, he was, like, going down on me in the side room. Oh. With no curtain.” – Hallie (09:36)

  • The girls joke about the puppy dog energy of men who relentlessly pursue hookups, with Hallie relishing the attention on lonely nights (07:23-08:58).

• Why Settle?—‘ROI’ in Sex & Romance

  • Both reflect on the “return on investment” for both sex and professional asks, with Hallie declaring:

    “Why am I showing up? Like, give me a reason. Literally, give me a reason.” – Hallie (13:52)

  • Liv pushes Hallie to be pickier in her choices:

    “I don't like the men that you have been choosing for you.” – Liv (14:55)

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2. Friendship: Honesty, Fights & Communication

• Fights Among Friends

  • They discuss their explosive arguments and how real friendship isn’t about avoidance but honesty and getting through the drama (26:00-28:13).

    “Friends who don’t fight aren’t real friends.” – Liv (27:11)
    “A fight doesn’t necessarily mean a friendship breakup.” – Hallie (28:13)

• Support, Affirmation, and Showing Up

  • Openly sharing what different friends need, from acts of service to words of affirmation (24:16):

    “Being a better friend. Like, inconveniencing myself for friends. I feel like that is a lost art.” – Hallie (24:20)

• No Sh*t Talking Behind Backs

  • Liv reflects on learning not to gossip and stresses the importance of being brutally honest to your friends’ faces:

    “Be brutally honest to their face. Make them cry. No, you know what I mean.” – Hallie (49:07)

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3. Relationship Real Talk & Listener Q&A

• Chemistry Isn’t Built—It’s There or Not

  “Is sexual chemistry something you can build or do you either have it or not?” – Liv (32:57)
  “You either have it or not…some people just, like, connect better than others.” – Hallie (33:03)

• Sex as a Decision Point

  “How high do you rank sex when deciding to stay with someone?”
  “Usually the highest…I’ve decided to stay in bad things because the sex was good.” – Hallie (33:43)

• Top Partner Traits

  • Liv: Drive, devotion to craft, chemistry, trust, loyalty (34:08).
  • Hallie: Sense of humor, good job, good looks, good sex, then trust.

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4. Attitudes Toward Haters and the Self-Reflective Glow-Up

• Handling Social Media Hate
  • Hallie wakes to a hate video about her and shrugs it off:

    “I would be doing something wrong if not a lot of people were making hate videos about me.” – Hallie (20:57)

• Leaving Negativity in the Past
  • Both vow not to lurk on Reddit or spiral from negative feedback in 2026.

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5. Long-Distance & Modern Dating Reflections

• Not Romanticizing Relationships

  “I don't romanticize being in a relationship. That's something I love about you.” – Liv (31:13)

  • Hallie values independence and is wary of sacrifices in a relationship (31:15).

• ‘If He Wanted To, He Would’ Principle

  “If a man likes you and wants to see you…it doesn’t matter what the f*ck is going on…that man is gonna see you.” – Liv (41:10)

  • Both argue that attention, effort, and communication aren't ambiguous; they're clear signs of interest.

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6. Random Rapid-Fire: Sex, NYC Life & Pop Culture

• NYC Tips: Don’t talk to random survey people on the street (57:40).
• Making Yourself Feel Hot: Spray tan, masturbation, blowouts, working out (51:21).
• Embarrassing/Funny Moments: Discussing which cartoon characters they’d sleep with (49:31), vibrator purchases and porn preferences (52:01-53:49).
• Fashion Predictions: Maximalism, baby blue, vintage coats, overdressing is “in” for 2026 (58:50).
• Texting Etiquette: Daily texts from a new partner = must-have sign (56:13).
• Checking Phones: Both confess to snooping on exes’ phones and finding incriminating evidence (56:39).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Hallie on Social Media Hate

  “The first video I watched this morning…was this girl that…goes, ‘I wish that influencers with under 5,000 followers could all unite and vote for the influencer they want to deplatform. And we would all choose Hallie Batchelder.’” (19:48)
  “I would be doing something wrong if not a lot of people were making hate videos about me.” (20:57)

• Liv on Sexual Chemistry

  “You just know when you want to rip someone's clothes…I think it's the pheromones, something animalistic in human nature.” (33:04)

• On Selective Sex

  “No, more sex with less people.” – Hallie (13:33) “Selective sex 2026.” – Liv (13:11)

• On Friendship & Arguments

  “Friends who don’t fight aren’t real friends.” – Liv (27:11) “A fight doesn’t necessarily mean a friendship breakup.” – Hallie (28:13)

• On Modern Men:

  “Men used to go to war. Now they just build desks.” – Hallie (45:03)
  “I feel like I have more testosterone than half these men.” – Hallie (45:32)

• Cartoon Character Hookup Game:

  • “You're telling me you wouldn't let the Grinch hit?” – Hallie (49:56)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Sex Drought & NYE Hookup Story: 06:45–10:10
• Friendship Fights & Honesty: 26:00–28:30
• Reddit & Social Media Hate: 19:45–22:44
• Listener Relationship Q&A: 31:04–44:57
• Sexual Chemistry/Myths: 32:56–33:59
• Checking Phones & Trust: 56:39–57:37
• NYC Moving/New Friends Tips: 57:40–58:45
• Random: Feeling Hot & Masturbation Chat: 51:21–52:32
• Fashion Trends 2026: 58:50–59:40

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a raucous, refreshingly honest window into girl talk that toggles effortlessly between raunchy humor and real vulnerability. Hallie and Liv showcase the importance of picking better men, being ride-or-die friends, speaking your truth, and not taking yourself—or internet trolls—too seriously. Expect loads of sex-positive laughs, relatable chaos, and the type of storytelling that makes you feel like you’re back at the slumber party you never outgrew.

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For anyone craving a mix of wild confessions, sex and dating wisdom, and unfiltered friendship moments, this is required pregame listening.

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For what?

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Literally for.

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What's that Catching. Yeah. No, thanks.

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What are we talking about? The same thing. I was talking about like a brand dinner. What up, you little freaks? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Hi, guys. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. We have Libby here. Hey, are you happy to be here with me?

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I'm so happy to be here. I feel like, you know. Okay.

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Let me just say, let me stress this. She goes, you better wear fur. And if you don't wear fur, fur, I will not show up and I will not speak on your show. I know. So I planned out my whole outfit.

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I know. You actually. You look amazing.

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And you showed up in fleece.

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You look amazing. This coat, I'm like, obsessed.

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It's Drew fan.

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Sorry. I'm on my period and I'm just like, disgusting. Like, it is the worst day of my life.

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What's the first day or period like? Tell me about that.

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Yesterday was the first day. No, this is the third day. I didn't sleep last night. I was up till 4am on the phone with my boyfriend being like. Like whining to him as if he could do anything for me from Turkey. Yeah, Yeah. I don't know. I'm just. I feel gross. I feel really gross. So I just wanted Your boobs ever hurt? Oh, my God. My hurt. I look pregnant. Like, it looks like I'm about to milk. Like, let a child, like, suck my. Like, it's not cute.

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Like, have a child suckle on your teet.

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Right. Te my teeth. So. But that's not going to happen.

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Yeah, we're going to be okay.

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I actually saw something the other day that said you don't have to be pregnant to, like, lactate. Is that true?

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Can we get a fact check on that one?

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Because that might be a good side hustle.

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Do you want to lactate? If I had breast milk, would you drink my breast milk? It might have some plastic in it.

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I love you so much.

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I would drink yours. Okay.

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I don't think I would drink yours or anyone, to be honest. You can absolutely lactate without being pregnant or giving birth. You can. Which can be achieved with hormonal medications, nipple stimulation, or sometimes due to underlying conditions. Imagine we just start squirting nipples. Party trick. Yeah, that's one of my resolutions to learn that.

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But, like, what if a guy's, like, sucking on her and you start milking? Is that a thing?

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Wait, so John's gonna get so mad at me if he hears this.

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Okay.

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But so as I talk, I don't.

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Think he's an avid fan of the show.

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No, he sends me clips all the time. He's like, lmao. This is so funny.

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That's nice. Thanks, John.

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I got my breast done as I've shared on here, like, over the summer. And I went to my doctor recently and he was looking at my scars and he was like, hm, These are a little stretched out. Like, what happened?

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Oh, God.

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And so I texted John. I was like, you ruined my nipples. Sucking on my nipples. He's like, hold on. I don't just suck on your nipples like a little baby. I'm like, no. Sounds like he does, but like. Yeah. So if you have your breasts done, maybe refrain.

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Yeah. At least for the. For six months or something. I don't have. I didn't have my nipples done. But you didn't have to. No, but I do remember when I first got my tits done, I had sex the second day, like, right after.

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Yeah.

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And I was like, literally holding them up because I was, like, riding him and I thought they were gonna, like, fall out and like.

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Yeah.

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Hit him in his face.

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No. It's so painful.

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He should have known not to, like, do that.

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Did you still have, like, your. I was still taped. I was taped up for two weeks.

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I got really drunk the same night after I got off, like, the table of surgery.

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Yeah.

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And I went that night and went out with my mom. My mom was with me, so I.

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Thought it was fine, guys.

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She was babysitting me.

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This woman is not real.

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And we had like, three espresso martinis and I went to the bathroom. I was ripping everything off and showing Lauren my.

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That's really funny.

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It was funny. But honestly, the next day, I was more hungover than I was in pain from surgery.

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Yeah. Well, there you go.

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No. Yeah, it was signed.

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There you go.

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So what did you do for your New Year?

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I was home in Rhode island with my family. It was really uneventful and honestly, super depressing.

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Yeah, I don't like the New Year.

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I don't like New Year's at all. I was supposed to go to Turkey to visit my boyfriend, but I last minute canceled my trip because I just, like, I had been there three weeks before.

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Yeah.

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And I also got hit with the flu, like, whatever was going around New York. I got hit really bad. I was down bad for like, nine days. And then I was supposed to travel like, a week later. I just wasn't feeling it. And I'm going to see him next month anyway, so I was like, I'm going to stay home. And then on New Year's, the Eve, I was just like, I am such a.

[A]

Does New Year's make you emo like me?

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So emo.

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I, like, thought about all the things I didn't accomplishment in 2025 instead of, like, focusing on everything I did accomplish.

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Okay, that's normal. Like, I do the same thing. But don't, like, harp on that.

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I don't even know what harp means. One of my ends for this year was a dictionary addiction. Because I feel like I speak in, like, brain rot. I don't think I talked about this.

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Maybe like a thesaurus.

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A thesaurus?

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Yeah. To what words this year you should come out with, like, a rap.

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You want me to come out with a song?

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I just feel like you could. You. You're so good with, like, not with words. Just talking, like. Yes. Like, it rolls off the tongue for you. Like, you just so many, like, anomalies and, like, analogies and I don't even know what I'm saying right now, but you know what I mean.

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I do have, like.

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You have a funny way of telling a story.

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Yeah.

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Like, you could make a really poetic verse.

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Maybe I'll write a song this year.

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Yeah.

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What should it be called?

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Lactating?

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The drought of 2026. I haven't had sex since November. Well, I did, like, kind of with someone on New Year's Eve.

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Really?

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Yeah.

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Who?

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This? No, you don't know him. Tell me you don't know him.

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Oh, because I had a guess.

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No. Yeah, he was sick and he couldn't make the trip.

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I wasn't thinking him.

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Oh, who were you thinking? He wasn't there. And, no, it wouldn't have been him. I mean, maybe, but, like, no, it was some random kid who was, like, not child.

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Some random juvenile.

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No, he was, like, 24 or so, basically. But, like, he was, like, following me around like a puppy dog all week.

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H loves that. Remember this summer at Cisco? That kid from Nashville who.

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Oh, the guy that said he worked in oil and then he made me pay for my own bracelet.

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He had oil money, which I think means he works at a gas station, cuz. No, because that wasn't adding up.

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No. When I heard oil money, and I was like, this is amazing. Like, he's kind of cute, but then, like, he whipped out the Dairy Boy hat, and I was like, he whipped.

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Out the Dairy Boy hat, and we were like, we know exactly what's going on.

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I know exactly what's happening right now.

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What's going on here. He's a very avid follower of our beloved friend Paige, and we need to separate from him right now.

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Yeah. And also, like, we went to get these bracelets, like, these permanent bracelets.

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You still have it on.

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Oh, my God, I'm so worried. They're really cute.

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They are cute. They. They are cute.

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When it came time to pay for these bracelets, I kind of looked at him like, well, he's the one who.

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Said, go get the bracelet.

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Yeah, he was. Go get the bracelet.

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Yeah.

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So I sat down, I was like, this is so cute. Like, this will be such a good story when we tell our children on the oil rig.

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On the oil rig.

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And then all of a sudden, I look up and he's like, yeah.

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You're like, okay. And he's like, I'm gonna go get my friends.

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Yeah. Like, we're like, okay. So now I have to pay for these two, like, beautiful white gold bracelets.

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Yeah.

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I stopped that. I wouldn't have.

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But the moral of this story was.

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He worked at a gas station, and maybe he had some oil on him.

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The moral of this story is that you, at your core, love a little puppy dog sometimes at the end of the night.

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So this is what happened near.

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I mean, I love a puppy.

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We were there, and honestly, he came at like, 1, 2. Like, I didn't even think he was coming. I did not invite him over. I was like, I didn't even save his contact. That's how much I didn't care.

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Got it.

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Like, his contact was not saved, which is, like, a really good tell. Telltale sign for me that, like, I did not give a fuck about this man. Right. Anyways, he comes over with his friends, and he's just kind of, like, following me around. And I was the level of drunk at that point in the night where, like, he was there and he had.

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A beating heart, and he's giving you attention, and he's giving you attention.

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And I haven't, like, gotten touched in a while. And I was like, it hasn't even been that long.

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But, like, you guys were, like, making out. Like, I love him.

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No, he was, like, going down on me in the side room. Oh. With no curtain.

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Oh. First meet. But talk about cute. Oh, my God.

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You've never hooked up with someone on the first time you met them.

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That's what I'm trying to think. No, I've hooked, of course. I'm just trying to think of if they, like, went down on me in a public setting. Probably not.

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Well, that's a. Maybe an original experience. Yeah. It was almost like we were mannequin. It was like, a really small side room. Like, clear mannequins. We're like mannequins in the sex museum.

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Did we ever tell the story of Chow Down?

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No, we definitely did tell the story of Chow Down.

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Yeah.

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Yeah. I mean, I'm not afraid of people watching for sure, but, like, it was just, like, the wrong crowd. I didn't know most of the people there.

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People were watching.

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People were still at the party. Wait, picture a full party and then just a clear glass door and then this guy just going down on me in the corner.

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I need to know everything.

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Yeah.

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How were you positioned? Like, was he under you? Were you laying on the couch? Oh, there was a couch.

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Yeah, there was a couch.

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Got it.

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He was lying on the couch, and he's between my legs.

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Green was finally, like, no.

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So then he, like, going to bed, and so the guy, like, wanted to go into Greedon's room. So Green thought me and this guy were proper, like, propositioning him. Oh, so Green was like, no.

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Grey's, like, barricading his door because Greyden.

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Has this idea in his head that I want to fuck him, and I do not. Well, I've never seen Green's penis in.

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My life, and I don't Want to.

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I could live my whole life without seeing that man's penis. And I'll be okay. Whenever I change in front of him, he, like, turns away and, like, jumps out the way.

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He's so funny. He's like, stop looking at me, lesbian. Like, it's. He's literally turns into jamae.

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So then we go into my room, and one of the other people on the trip. I don't want to name drop anyone, really, but there was someone else on the trip.

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Normalize name dropping in 2026. I know.

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I really just should.

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On this here podcast.

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Yes.

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Name drop.

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Like, Hunter was with the guy. Okay. I feel like I couldn't say that. Yeah, he was with the guy, and they were hooking up, and then they came into my room and I was like, okay, someone get a speaker. Like, let's all hook up together.

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You are ally.

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No, I'm an ally. You are also, like, in the movement of, like, heated rivalry. Like, I just, like, wanted to, like, have sex with gay men.

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Yeah. And. Okay.

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And so the guy I was with was not down, which doesn't shock me. And he was friends with the guy Hunter was getting with.

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Okay, got it.

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So it would have been, like, honestly, like, sharing friendship at the end of the day.

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So, like, I see where he's coming from. I also see where you were coming from. Halle was just trying to, like, rally the troops.

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I was like, get the jbl, Bring it into the bed. So he woke up, there's a jbl.

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And get the.

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No, I go get the jbl, get the ky, and get in the bed right now. Everyone roll your blinds down, turn the music up, and let's get weird. That's what I was saying. I was like, commander of the troops.

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I bet you were, like, stirring your words too. You the jbl?

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Yeah. So the guy got the jbl. We got that far.

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Your guy?

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Yeah. And he's, like, straddling my.

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What? You were doing?

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No, no, he knew exactly.

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Like, he saw the gaze walk in, and he was like.

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He just. I think he just thought I wasn't serious.

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Uhhuh.

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I was serious. And he was like, wait, I can't do this.

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So then what happened? He just.

[A]

So then they left, and I just, like, blew this guy, and he went down on me again. And then I was like, I'm not having sex with you.

[B]

Sounds fun.

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I've been saying no to having sex recently.

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I love that for you. Cuz I just, like, can't with my selective sex. 2026.

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Selective sex 2026. With your BC body count.

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Got it.

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We need to L. The BC.

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It was, like, before Christ. What are we talking about? Two of my ends. Like, I guess the first one is more for you on this topic. Less sex in 2026. And by less sex, I don't mean less sex. I mean selective.

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No, more sex with less people.

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Yes. That's same with work. More jobs. Yeah, less jobs.

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I've been whoring my. I was saying this in my last episode. Like, I've been just, like, whoring myself out for. That's, like, getting me nowhere in my career. So unless it's, like, gonna give me a little pat in the ass and, like, whatever the I'm doing.

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Yeah.

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Why am I showing up? Like, give me a reason. Like, literally, give me a reason.

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Yeah, you're getting no return on investment.

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Like, why am I. Yeah, exactly. The roi. Why am I going to this little Right when I could be at home literally watching? For what?

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For what? Literally dance at catching chlamydia. No, thanks.

[A]

What are we talking about?

[B]

The same thing.

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I was talking about, like, a brand dinner.

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I'm actually so. We were so on not even different pages. We were different chapters of a different book. Right. No, I was talking about, like, men. We.

[A]

How? Yeah, I meant, like. What do you mean? ROI then?

[B]

Like, return on investment.

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Emotional investment.

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No, more so, like, like. No, I don't want to sound rude and, like, because people are going to be like, she's too ugly to be talking.

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Be yourself on the show.

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Do you understand what I'm saying?

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Yeah.

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I'm trying to, like, give you hints, and I feel like it's not catching.

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Just tell me. I don't like that man for you.

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I don't like the men that you have been choosing for you.

[A]

Who was the last guy that you like that I've hooked up with?

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Probably none. And I don't even mean that in a mean way. Like, they're nice guys and they're handsome stuff. Like, you're my best friend, so I want, like, the best person for you.

[A]

Yeah. I do pick some dicey men.

[B]

What about the last guy you were talking to a guy before Christmas.

[A]

We haven't hooked up, but I would like him. Yeah, you like him, but, like, he gives me nothing.

[B]

He doesn't ask you out.

[A]

It's a slow burn with that guy. He'll ask me out in, like, group chats with. Excuse with the guy that introduced us.

[B]

Oh, my God, it's giving North Sea.

[A]

Not really. Like, this guy's actually, like, a normal person. I just think he's like, older and got it. I'm giving him, like, way too many excuses off the bat. Yeah. But like, I'm just like, not even.

[B]

You're like, no, he's so into me. He's like, too into me to text me.

[A]

Yeah, that's what I always do. I'm like, so delusional. Like, convince myself the complete opposite just to make myself feel better. I'm like, he's scared to text.

[B]

I really hate a slow burn. There's nothing more boring than a slow burn.

[A]

Yeah, but also, maybe the chemistry is not there because also, like, he's kind of like, he's perfect in a lot of ways. Yeah, he's very serious.

[B]

Like, perfect on paper. Yeah, that's actually a really good point. Like, maybe a slow burn is just an indicator of not enough chemistry between two people.

[A]

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[B]

So I have a question for you.

[A]

Yes?

[B]

Why are our martinis. They look moldy. I'm really scared.

[A]

That's just the.

[B]

Is that normal?

[A]

Yeah, that's just the oil from the olives.

[B]

You sure?

[A]

I love a moldy martini. A very extra filthy moldy martini.

[B]

What else happened on that trip? Have you talked to that guy?

[A]

No, I never saved his number.

[B]

Oh, right.

[A]

And he. I'll never see him again.

[B]

Where is he from?

[A]

The West Coast.

[B]

Didn't get that far.

[A]

I know it's somewhere past.

[B]

It's somewhere in the West.

[A]

I know it's somewhere, like, past, like the middle line of America.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I don't even know his name. I'm not gonna lie to you.

[B]

No, that's okay. That's.

[A]

Oh, my God. I don't even know his name.

[B]

That's the energy. We're leaving in 2025. No, I kind of, like, didn't even know his name.

[A]

I, like, want to still have casual sex just, like, responsibly and with the better people.

[B]

Yeah, that's what I was trying to say without sounding like a better people.

[A]

You can be a bitch to me. I can handle it better. I can handle a lot worse. Like, the first video I watched this morning when I opened my eyes was this girl that made a dedicated video about me. She tagged me and she goes, I wish that influencers with under 5,000 followers could all unite and vote for the influencer. They want to deplatform. And we would all choose Halle Bachelder. And if we couldn't get enough people to do that, I would make 10,000 accounts in deplatform her myself.

[B]

What?

[A]

That was the first video on my for you page today. I was like, this is the kind of. It's mean, but, like, she's just a.

[B]

I think people who make videos like that and leave mean comments off burner accounts or even, like, real accounts. Are you okay?

[A]

It's just mental health.

[B]

You know that video you showed me the other day of the girl going, it's Ralph Lauren. Not Ralph Lauren. Hallie Bachelder.

[A]

No, she get it right. She goes. I'm like. She goes, haley Bachelder, get it right. I'm like, okay. The whole argument just fell. I like the video. Yeah. But honestly, like, I would be doing something wrong if not a lot of people were making hate videos about me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You got. You got to accept it.

[B]

They're jealous.

[A]

Yeah. Well, no, I just think they hate me. But, like, I'd. I guess I'd.

[B]

Leaving the losers in 2025.

[A]

Yeah. Not going through hidden comments.

[B]

Not going on Reddit in 2025.

[A]

I. I've actually. I didn't go on Reddit in 2025.

[B]

Do you know I haven't been on Reddit since 2022?

[A]

Same. I haven't either.

[B]

And over Christmas break, I went to Jordan's for, like, a day because it was snowing. I was on my way to the city, stopped at Lauren's fiance's house. Lauren was there, obviously, and we were so hammered. And she's. We were all sleeping in the same bed because Rob had so many people staying at the house. We all had to sleep in Jordan's bed. Yeah. And Lauren's on Reddit. And I'm like, you go on Reddit? And she's like, yeah, I'm just like. I wanted to look something. She wants to look something up. And I was like, what are you.

[A]

Looking up on Reddit?

[B]

Look up. No, I think it was something like. Like, even the word related.

[A]

I know.

[B]

It wasn't, like, influencer, like, snark related. She was, like, looking at something else. Yeah. And I was like, wait, look up my. And there wasn't much, but I can't even imagine I saw written about me. I literally, like, my heart sank into my ass.

[A]

Yeah. It's so mean, Liv.

[B]

Manny has a horse face. Like, be so.

[A]

I want to see what they look like.

[B]

Be so. For real.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I really only think.

[B]

And then I started crying.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, they probably said, like, so much worse.

[B]

Yeah. No, I was just crying because I was drunk and, like, really wanted attention.

[A]

Yeah, well, there's that, too.

[B]

Yeah. I got.

[A]

I think only, like, smaller creators go on Reddit. Is that a hot take?

[B]

I just don't go on because I'm not built for it.

[A]

I don't think anyone is.

[B]

It's. Yeah.

[A]

Bullying. But I don't even want to, like, spend the time talking about Reddit on the show.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But I just thought it was, like, funny. That was the first video I saw this morning waking Up.

[B]

Yeah. You're built different.

[A]

I was like, you're raised sunshine.

[B]

Yeah. Good morning.

[A]

Good morning.

[B]

Good morning, sunshine.

[A]

It was like 9am No. I was like, what time zone are you in?

[B]

No.

[A]

She woke up and, like, clicked her chord.

[B]

Chose violence. She chose violence.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What a way to start.

[A]

I know. What a way to start the year. I was.

[B]

What are you doing to start the new year? Like, what's. What's like, one. I know everyone. I mean, this first week of the new year is always like, I'm reinventing myself. This is the year of the horse, and we all need to move.

[A]

Like, it's.

[B]

It's a lot.

[A]

So maybe was calling you a horse face was a positive thing.

[B]

I know. The year of live Manny's horse face. Obsessed Continue. But it's, like, a lot to take in. Everyone's like, this is. I made so many vision boards, and this is what I'm doing. And this is. Look at everything I achieved this year. Like, it was a lot to take in. Everyone just, like, reminiscing on everything they achieved and didn't achieve and that they're changing their entire personalities. This year I wrote down goals because I do this every year. On the first, I maybe wrote down, like, four because, let's be real.

[A]

I just have monetary goal. I just have monetary goals.

[B]

Most of mine were monetary.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Two were spiritual.

[A]

Okay. And I forgot. I forget you're, like, religious sometimes. Yeah.

[B]

Two were spiritual. One another. One was monetary, and then one was like, be a better girlfriend.

[A]

I like that for you.

[B]

What are yours?

[A]

I want to be hotter, prettier, and make X amount of millions this year.

[B]

And to be a better friend. Elaborate on that.

[A]

Being a better friend. Like, inconveniencing myself for friends. I feel like that is a lost start. I love, like, showing up for your friends, even if it inconveniences you.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And just, like, celebrating your friends, wins and doing all those things that, like, I think some people forget to do. I forget to do sometimes. And that we all do. Even if you, like, mean well, I think it's important to be proactive about. Yeah, it's important.

[B]

Like, say it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And, like, words of affirmation and, like.

[A]

Knowing what different friends need.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because everyone needs something.

[B]

I love that. And that's so true, because sometimes I feel like I just assume, like, you and Lauren know that, like, I have your best interest at heart and, like, you know, I'm proud of you and, like, whatever. Whatever. But sometimes I don't, like, go out of my way to be like, hey, I saw that. Like, that was sick. Like, good job.

[A]

Like, Lauren especially needs, like, words of affirmation.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And like.

[B]

Like, what do I need gifts?

[A]

But, like, sometimes I'm not the type of friend. Like, I don't really need a lot.

[B]

You don't like words of affirmation?

[A]

No, I like. But, like, also, you can't read my mind either.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So that's, like, something.

[B]

I wish Lauren was here so we could all.

[A]

Yeah, we could talk.

[B]

But, like, she's stuck in St. Bart's. Poor girl.

[A]

Poor girl, Poor girl. Oh, she's probably so stressed, though.

[B]

I feel like we all, us three this year. Our goals should be communicate more.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Just communicate more so that we. I feel like any arguments we get in the three of us, whether it's you and Lauren, me and Lauren, me and you, all three of us. It's always lack of communication. It's never someone being deliberately mean. Deliberately, whatever. Like, it's always just a lack of communication.

[A]

You're a little reactive, and I'm a little reactive.

[B]

A little.

[A]

We're so reactive.

[B]

We're so reactive.

[A]

When me and Liv fight, it is like, an actual, like, Lauren, like, hides.

[B]

We love vibrating atoms. Like, that's how mad we get. We're like, have steam coming out of our ears.

[A]

No. Like, we had to, like, leave restaurants.

[B]

Like, we point at each other.

[A]

No. Like, we look at each other's faces. Like that.

[B]

So epic. But.

[A]

And Lauren's like, guys, guys. Because she doesn't want to pick a side.

[B]

And then some. And then sometimes Lauren will laugh because she gets nervous. And then we're both like, what are.

[A]

You laughing at right now?

[B]

And it's really. But we haven't gotten in a fight like that in almost a year. But last time we got in a big fight the day after we actually talked about it and.

[A]

Is that the summer?

[B]

No, I'm thinking of Aspen. The summer wasn't you and me. That was you and Lauren.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That was bad Aspen. Even though, like, we both said things we didn't mean to say, there was an issue at the core of it. And we talked about that small issue. And then. It hasn't been an issue since.

[A]

No, I haven't really fought since. I mean, sometimes we, like, get a little bit.

[B]

Yeah. Sometimes you're like, what do you mean by that?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And then two minutes later, we're like, really? Hi.

[A]

Love you. Oh, we're so cute.

[B]

Friends who don't fight aren't real friends. I was friends with this girl for literally like, maybe 10 years. I went to high school with her. We were on and off. Because she was also extremely reactive. Yeah. More than me. Like, very reactive. And we couldn't fight. So even, like, a small misunderstanding would be we're not friends anymore, and, like, ghosting. Like, she would, like, ghost me for, like, weeks, like, after a small misunderstanding. And I always felt so insecure in that friendship because I was like, well, this is just life, and, like, this is relationships. And sometimes you have misunderstandings. Just because you're fighting with your friend doesn't mean you shouldn't be friends with that person. It's literally, like, just something you have to get over. And I was always so insecure in my friendship with her and, like, other friends of mine where I felt like we couldn't talk about things because I was too scared we wouldn't see eye to eye, and then it would end in us not being friends. And that's something I don't worry about with you and Lauren. Like, we can tussle, and I know it will work itself out.

[A]

Yeah. Like, a fight doesn't necessarily mean a friend. A friendship breakup.

[B]

Yes, exactly.

[A]

I think with a lot of people, like, you don't want to feel like you're walking on eggshells with any of your friends. That's not a real friend.

[B]

No. You need to be able to, like, see, speak your mind, say it how it is. Yeah.

[A]

And, like, also, if you let things fester, it'll become like an atomic bomb once you let it, like, all come out.

[B]

Totally.

[A]

If you have a problem, say your problem and then move on from it.

[B]

Yeah. And, like, find solutions and don't take it personal. Like, if your friend is telling you something that bothered them, even though you might think it's so ridiculous and have no idea what they're talking about, just, like, breathe and be like, okay, I'm sorry, and move on.

[A]

I'm bad at that.

[B]

The breathing part can be bad at that, too.

[A]

Yeah, we're both really. We're both fight the same way.

[B]

My mom always tells me. She's like, there's one thing that gets you in trouble in this life, and it's your mouth.

[A]

Gets me in trouble, but also gets me into parties.

[B]

You're not real. I knew she was gonna say it. I literally knew she was gonna say it.

[A]

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[B]

Wait, should we check on Lauren? Should we check her location, see if she's back in the country?

[A]

She's probably in the middle of the ocean. She's literally still in the same bar. It's not even real.

[B]

Oh, she's on a plane.

[A]

Let's do some listener red questions.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

What do single people romanticize about relationships? That isn't actually true. I don't romanticize being in a relationship.

[B]

That's something I love about you.

[A]

I'm just like, Halle's like, I don't.

[B]

Want to be in a relationship for what. And I like, love that.

[A]

Well, like, I. It sounds. Parts of it sound nice, like companionship and like, having someone attacks quality time.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But like, I also like my independence a lot right now.

[B]

That's why I think you'd be really good in a long distance relationship.

[A]

I probably would.

[B]

I really think you would.

[A]

I know, but like, sex is so important to me. I need someone that's like 10 minutes away.

[B]

Tell you something.

[A]

What? Oh, like this is a good example.

[B]

It makes it so much better. Everything.

[A]

A long distance.

[B]

The distance makes the time together. And I mean everything about the time together.

[A]

So the distance makes the clique go fonder.

[B]

That's exactly.

[A]

That's exactly what you're going for. That was poetic. Yeah.

[B]

A lot of people think it's just like butterflies and fucking rainbows all the time and, like, dinner dates and, like, movies. But, like, relationships take work.

[A]

I romanticize arguments, honestly. That's actually I miss about having a boyfriend is like, the hotness of a fight in the makeup of it. But, like, that is so wrong.

[B]

My fights aren't hot because it's just me basically talking to a wall. Because John is so calm and he's just like.

[A]

But do you ever, like. Like getting done? Yeah, I. I think I need that, honestly.

[B]

Well, that's why. That's sometimes why we fight, because I am reactive and I'm working on it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But sometimes I am just in a mood where I'm like, I just want to bicker and he won't. And then I'm like, bye.

[A]

Yeah, you can always text me. We can. Baker.

[B]

Yeah. I need to fight. Do you have 10 minutes?

[A]

We should do that in the new year. We should start bickering with your friends.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Totally contradicts what we just said.

[B]

Don't do that.

[A]

Is sexual chemistry something you can build or do you either have it or not? You either have it or not.

[B]

Yeah. You can't build it.

[A]

Yeah. You just know when you want to rip someone's clothes. I think it's the fair pheromones that it's like something animalistic in human nature.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Where you just, like, want to tear their clothes off. And some people, like, connect better than others.

[B]

Yeah. If it's not there the first time in most cases, like, majority of the cases, I would say just let's move along.

[A]

That's something you can just build.

[B]

You can't.

[A]

You can't build that. How high do you rank sex when deciding to stay with someone? Usually the highest. I. I mean, I've decided to stay in bad things. Because the sex was good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Where I've ignored every red, purple, fuchsia flag that's been thrown out my face.

[B]

Orange, yellow.

[A]

Just because the dick was at least good.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's really. But there's other more important things in life. Like. Like everything else that I guess a relationship has.

[B]

It's important.

[A]

What are your top three most important things in a relationship?

[B]

In. In a person person or in my relationship?

[A]

In a person.

[B]

Okay. Number one, probably, like, drive.

[A]

So, like, looks is not even on there.

[B]

No, I just said number one. Number one is someone who's, like, a hard worker.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Can, like, put their head down and, like, is devoted to their craft.

[A]

Even if, like, they were a cashier. Like, they have to be the best cashier.

[B]

No, that's.

[A]

I just wanted to clarify.

[B]

Not me. Okay, so that's number one for me. Number two, chemistry.

[A]

Like, this does look a little sauce.

[B]

It looks so sus in my stomach and hurts. Like, chemistry. Like how I feel around that person and how I feel about that person. That's like super. Like, do I get butterflies? Like, I'm excited to see them. And number three would probably be like, trust, Loisly reliability, all that stuff. Because I have to say that. And then number four would be like a six. Six man with muscles and curly hair, period.

[A]

Yeah. I don't know what mine would be, but it'd probably be a little. Probably a little different than that.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, because I prioritize bad, like different things. My top things would be a sense of humor, a good job, good looks, and a good dick. And then trust and whatever the comes after that. Cheers to that. I'll drink the moldy martini for that. Yeah.

[B]

Cheers. So moldy.

[A]

It's not multi. I think it's just the aju. Is it normal for sex to ebb and flow in a relationship?

[B]

No. No, Sorry, it's not.

[A]

I want to be like bunnies until my veneers fall out of my head.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Which could happen.

[B]

But I know, honestly, I've also never been pregnant. Like, I guess that would be a major thing, like, if I was pregnant. Like, maybe.

[A]

I hear your hornier when you're pregnant.

[B]

I've heard that too. But I've also heard that girls. Some girls just don't want to be touched when they're pregnant. And I did. I've also heard others, like, horror stories where the man, like, doesn't wanna. And in that case, really?

[A]

I've heard like, guys have a fetish for pregnant woman. Yeah, I know guys that like love a super pregnant woman.

[B]

I love that.

[A]

I don't know if I like, that's.

[B]

That's a manly man right there. Really?

[A]

I.

[B]

Yes. Like you if you're like your pregnant wife. Like.

[A]

No, not that. Like a guy like will look up pregnant woman on Instagram and like, like all their photos and like, be like, jerk off off to it.

[B]

Oh, sorry.

[A]

I know a guy like that and it's really creepy. Had to unfollow him. Yeah. So like, if it's ebbing and flowing, it's probably a sign of bad things anyways. Next, what's the biggest green flag a man can have? And what's the biggest green flag that's impressed both of Us. The biggest green flag I think a man could have is when he's like, really comfortable with his masculinity.

[B]

Love that. Yeah, that's a good one. Biggest green flag, I'm going to say the one that impressed me first because that's what came to mind. I can say I'm going out. I also. My boyfriend's eight hours ahead of me, so he's asleep at 4pm my time. He doesn't give a what I'm doing at night. He's not like, what are you doing? Where are you going? Who are you going to be with? He doesn't give a. He's like, babe, have the best night. Have fun. I hope you have fun. Why don't you go out? Ask. Yeah, ask Lauren and how if they want to go out. Like, that is the biggest green flag. That surprised me because I've never had a boyfriend like that before. And the fact that that exists. A secure man obsessed.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

There is nothing more unattractive to me than a man who's like, well, how do I know so and so isn't going to be there? And how do I know this and like, who are you going to be with and why are you out that late? What's your motive? Like, literally, relax. Thank you. Like, you're weird.

[A]

Like, stop being weird. That's also like very like, please, please. Small dick energy.

[B]

Micropen energy.

[A]

Micropenis energy. I agree with that. I feel like we answered that one.

[B]

Have you ever seen a micro.

[A]

Yeah. The second guy I after my first boyfriend had a micro penis and I him on a bean bag and I thought his thumb was in me. I'm not even kidding. It was the smallest dick I've ever seen my whole entire life. You needed like a microscope to see that. And I have bad eyes to begin with. So I was like. I literally thought he had a big.

[B]

Like, oh, my God. And he was a.

[A]

And he was a big man.

[B]

It's always that 66.

[A]

It's always that hot, chiseled athlete with the smallest penis I've ever seen.

[B]

Oh, this is a while ago.

[A]

This is back in college, you know, that's really scary.

[B]

Like, it looked like a button.

[A]

Not a button, but, like my thumb.

[B]

I'm freaking out.

[A]

Like, my thumb.

[B]

Not to be mean. I'm just like, freaking out. Is there surgery for that?

[A]

I don't know, but there should be. I mean, I. I feel like it'd be equivalent to like lengthening a limb. It's an. It's an organ, though. Yeah. So I don't know, but, like, not.

[B]

To be mean, because if someone struggles with that, like, love you. Sorry.

[A]

I think there is a surgery, though.

[B]

Yeah. Imagine they just come out with a baseball bat.

[A]

Like a, like, third leg. I'm done.

[B]

A tripod.

[A]

Okay. Is a teeny bit of jealousy in a relationship ever healthy? And we just talked about this. Like, no, but, like, it's kind of hot. I mean, you like a little bit of jealousy?

[B]

I. I get jealous.

[A]

Does he like that?

[B]

Probably not.

[A]

I think it's kind of, like, cute to, like. Like, I am not the one to ask, so, like, why ignore me? I just, like. Like, when they get a little pissed. That's why I'm single here.

[B]

Actually, you know what?

[A]

Like, if a guy's giving you attention.

[B]

Like, I, like, really poked the bear a couple weeks ago because I just, like, wanted to argue.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

I sound really toxic right now. I poked the bear because I was like, come on. Like, give me something. Like, do you even love me?

[A]

Like, what do you mean? Like, I know.

[B]

Like, it gets to a point where.

[A]

I'm like, how are you so cool.

[B]

As a cucumber all the time? Like, I just told you. Like, and he's like, oh, cool. And I'm like, dude, like, what the.

[A]

Do you even love me? Like.

[B]

And I. I got a. I got a DM last week that said, like, did you and your boyfriend break up? And I, like, I told him. I was like, so many people are DMing me thinking we broke up. And he. He goes like, guys. And I was like, no. And he's like. And I was like, yes. I want to see more of that.

[A]

I feel like this is good episode so far.

[B]

Yeah. I feel safe to say what's on my fucking mind.

[A]

And as you fucking should on this show. Should be yourself on the show.

[B]

Be yourself on my show.

[A]

Hi. Be yourself on my fucking show yourself on my shirt. Hi. Wear your fur and be yourself on my fucking show.

[B]

I have so many sick furs, and I wore a fleece.

[A]

Do you believe in. If he wanted to, he would. Yes.

[B]

Yeah. Yeah, I do.

[A]

I do, too.

[B]

Let's not be crazy and be like, oh, if he wanted to, he would have got me a helicopter to fly in 30 minutes ago. Let's not be crazy.

[A]

I want to see huge you.

[B]

If he wants. If a man, Guys. If a man. And I can only say this because I have had so many experiences with men who didn't like me, okay? So I know how to decipher. If a man likes you and wants to see You. It doesn't matter what the Is going on in his personal life with his friends, with his family. If it's a holiday, that man is gonna see you.

[A]

Yeah, also, like, I find myself making excuses for men. Like, oh, maybe they have a busy week. Blah, blah, blah. Like, no, if he wanted to see you, he would make time. Yeah, if you want to text you. Like, it doesn't take much. It's, like, legitimately easiest thing to do. Like, he has time to, like, go to the bathroom. Right? So he has time to text you.

[B]

Look, I just said, hey, how's your day going?

[A]

Oh, you know. Yes. Took literally a millisecond. Yeah, in this world. No, you can always communicate.

[B]

Literally.

[A]

Please. In this day and age. Okay, if you don't like your friend's partner, what is the window where you can tell them before it's too late? Tell him right away. If your friends don't like your man, then your man's not right for you.

[B]

I would say, like, literally, right away.

[A]

I would say literally yesterday.

[B]

I would say right away. I would say before it gets too serious. Because once it's serious, then it's awkward.

[A]

And you're gonna lose the friend.

[B]

But also, it depends how close you are with your friends. Because, like, if I didn't like your man, if you told me, like, if you. If you pull me aside and you're like, listen, I know something, and you're.

[A]

Not gonna like, you know, I used to not like Jordan.

[B]

No.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Like, in the beginning.

[A]

In the beginning, when he was being like, a boy to Lauren, I was like, oh, what is this nonsense? But now he's, like, the best ever to her. Literally. I used to be like. And also, like, you know what? I didn't like that he was taking my time away from, like, my best friend. Right. So I was like, what the fuck is going on? That's my girlfriend, not yours.

[B]

I also feel like you didn't love John at first.

[A]

I didn't really get John at first.

[B]

Yeah. And then it was hard.

[A]

Quiet.

[B]

It was because we had three days with him, and then you didn't see him. And then I started dating him, and then you didn't see him until June, and that's when you guys became friends. Like, friends.

[A]

You realize, like, his, like, sense of humor.

[B]

And I feel like over the summer, you, like, Halle, like, pulled me aside at one point and was like, I really like him, and I really like you guys together.

[A]

Yeah, I do like you guys together.

[B]

I waited a year to hear that because, seriously, there's A while where?

[A]

I didn't know you guys were still talking.

[B]

I know. Your best friend's approval, at least for me, is so important in a relationship. It's like. Like it gave me the confidence. Like, it just. It's like everything.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know?

[A]

Yeah. I've never gotten the Sam of approval from any of my friends about any guy. They're all like, run for the hills.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Except for that one guy that doesn't like me. That like, likes me, doesn't like me. That doesn't give me attention. The guy we were just talking about.

[B]

The most recent.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Duh. Yes. Okay.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah.

[B]

Again. Halle, if you wanted to, he would like. Come on.

[A]

No.

[B]

100.

[A]

Like, if you wanted to, you would like. Where are you in this world? I like, don't get it.

[B]

Where are all the men?

[A]

I was just thinking about that the other day. I think they like, died. I don't know.

[B]

I saw this real. Which they're all gay now. That. Yeah, that's the thing. Like, I actually saw. Saw this video of men at a Playboy cardi concert in a mosh pit, jumping up and down, sobbing. Like they were crying and Playboy card hugging. And the comments were cracking me up. It was like, these are women.

[A]

No, like the. The men. Loneliness academ epidemic.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like they're all in the mosh pit jumping to play B. Hardy and like.

[B]

I know it's a joke. Men used to go to war. Literally.

[A]

No, like, they just like build like desks.

[B]

Imagine, like cut down wood men, you know, I bet on average half of them. Like, you cannot picture them even picking up a gun or going to war. Like, they could never.

[A]

I think I could do it.

[B]

Picking up a gun was aggressive, but like, I know. Yeah. I don't know why I said that. I. I'm more so just I'm kind of like losing my train of thought because I'm just like being insane. But like, seriously, we need some more testosterone.

[A]

I agree. I feel like I have more testosterone than half these men.

[B]

100% same.

[A]

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[B]

What's the most important role?

[A]

Rule.

[B]

A rule, probably honesty. And refrain from, like, talking. I know everyone talks here and there. It's okay. But, like, refrain from talking a lot of behind people's backs. Like, that's something that's definitely bit me in the ass before, like, years ago in some of my female friendships because I didn't, like, un. I couldn't, like, grasp that. That, like, you don't have the right to talk about your friends.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And lucky for me, those friends, like, we rekindled our friendships and we don't deal with that anymore. But, like, that was, like, one of the biggest lessons in my life, literally, in female friendships. Be kind, be nice, be gentle. Obviously, be honest. But, like, not none of the high school, college, like, talking mad shit behind their backs. Like, it is a recipe for disaster. Everything comes to light. And don't say that. You wouldn't say to the person's face if you had to. Like, if you're saying something that if you got caught saying by that person and you'd be, like, mortified if they heard that. Don't. Don't say it. Yeah, don't do it.

[A]

Yeah, that and, like, be supportive.

[B]

And I'm thinking about that, like, one scenario.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. And then be, like, brutally honest. Honestly.

[B]

Be brutal to their face. I think.

[A]

Be brutally honest to their face.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Make them cry. No. You know what I mean? Like, be honest. Like, if you don't like their outfit, a fake friend would say nothing. A Real friend would say, go change. Change right now.

[B]

Good on you.

[A]

You look like a dumb fugly clown.

[B]

Yeah, you look like Ronald McDon. I'm, like, drunk. Would you him Ronald McDonald?

[A]

I would let him hit. Same with Mickey Mouse.

[B]

What are we saying? What? Wait, wait.

[A]

Same with the Grinch. I would let the Grinch.

[B]

I'm wearing my Grinch socks. Oh, my God. Like, same.

[A]

You're telling me you wouldn't let the Grinch, like, hit?

[B]

I'm not saying I would.

[A]

I wouldn't let Santa hit, though. He's married.

[B]

Minnie Mouse is married.

[A]

Mickey Mouse.

[B]

What are we saying?

[A]

I didn't know Mickey and Minnie were still together. Saying, I thought they broke up. Oh, SpongeBob too. Smash.

[B]

Patrick.

[A]

Patrick. No pass.

[B]

Yeah, but like that one random fish, that's always like, my leg. Sash, dude.

[A]

My leg.

[B]

You know who I'm talking about.

[A]

What about Sandy the squirrel?

[B]

She's a woman. You fucking scissor with her. I don't want to. H's like licking her glass helmet. Come here. We have drinks. No, I know we can't after, but I'm wearing pajamas. Why did I wear pajamas?

[A]

Like, you wore exactly the opposite of what you told me to wear.

[B]

So great. I'm gonna regret this for the rest of my life.

[A]

Yeah, probably. All right, next.

[B]

I literally just got the sickest fur.

[A]

Faux fur.

[B]

No, it's fur.

[A]

Oh, Peter, don't come for her. It's so. Okay. Shut up about your foe. I'm gonna funk right now with myself. What's the one thing each of you does that makes you feel hot instantly? Spray tan.

[B]

Ooh, good one. Spray tan. Go to the gym.

[A]

Masturbate.

[B]

Get a good workout in.

[A]

Yeah, go on, Raya.

[B]

Shower. Give yourself a blowout.

[A]

Honestly, a dating app?

[B]

I just bought a vibration plate.

[A]

I feel you going to sit on it.

[B]

I feel like such a loser.

[A]

I feel like everyone has those.

[B]

Good idea.

[A]

I just got gifted four random vibrators.

[B]

I know from a really good brand.

[A]

I was like, did I drunk by these? But like I said, didn't. No. I got 10 more after that. Yeah, thanks. I used one last night and I don't actually the ones that, like, suck. I can't.

[B]

It's too much.

[A]

It's too much, too fast. And I kind of like the ride.

[B]

Yeah, I. Yeah, you know what I mean. Edging.

[A]

No, like, literally, I. It needs like, be like, if I come in, like 15 seconds, what's the.

[B]

Point of even doing?

[A]

I want there to be seven minutes at least. Like a beginning. Seven successive. Like I want people to watch like at least a little bit of something. Watch? You not watch porn. Oh, you don't watch porn.

[B]

We've talked about this. You know I don't watch porn.

[A]

I have bad memory.

[B]

I have a really good imagination.

[A]

I. That does not do it for me. I need to watch like two people enjoy themselves.

[B]

What kind of people?

[A]

I watch.

[B]

Oh man. I already know what you watch, but you say it.

[A]

I just watch a man and a woman. Lauren watches girl and girl.

[B]

So crazy.

[A]

But like most people do watch girl and girl.

[B]

Oh really?

[A]

Yeah, I think if you ask like 10 girls, like eight of them would say girl and girl. Like I need to see a man involved.

[B]

So if I did watch porn, that would not be my bread and butter on girl.

[A]

Yeah. Now I like to watch a man and a woman.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Get absolutely obliterated. Obliterated, yeah.

[B]

So does Lauren watch girl on girl with Jordan?

[A]

No.

[B]

Just alone.

[A]

Yeah. I mean that'd be hot though. I'm sure Jordan loves it. Jordan's like, Jordan's like, put it on.

[B]

Jordan's like, I love my life. Jordan's like, babe, sorry, Jordan. Jordan's like snuggled up at night with his mouth tape on and he like moves fish's hair and like goes to her ear and he goes, babe, can we put our show on?

[A]

They probably do like do that together. I used to do that with an ex boyfriend.

[B]

We know.

[A]

Yeah, I miss that.

[B]

He used to project it onto the.

[A]

Ceiling actually in share houses and play it on every room of Sonos.

[B]

We're all doing this together tonight.

[A]

If we're horny, you guys are all going to get horny. Reporting for duty, sir.

[B]

Yes, sir. He's like, is everyone ready over the intercom? Is everyone ready? Room one ready.

[A]

All right, let's go back to the girl and girl thing. Oh, because like how do you even like know you like that? So you watch, you've never watched porn ever?

[B]

I've watched porn and does nothing. I've seen porn but I have not watched it.

[A]

I used to watch massage room porn.

[B]

And like happy ending.

[A]

Yeah, like a happy ending massage. But like they very happy. Would you ever get a happy ending?

[B]

No. Actually, one of John's old teammates, his wife gifted him a happy ending.

[A]

Yeah, I hear people doing that all the time.

[B]

And I was like, you wish.

[A]

But like, do you even like want. I mean like who's giving the massage?

[B]

Does it come with photos?

[A]

Like can you pick who does it? What if it's like a 200 year old woman?

[B]

That lady from Spongebob. What are they selling?

[A]

She's like, acrylics on and, like, a bunch of rings. Like, yeah. Who is doing it?

[B]

Yeah, like, someone's auntie.

[A]

It would have to be vetted, but, yeah, I mean, I would, like, let my man do that. I think, speaking from someone who has.

[B]

No man, we are not the same.

[A]

Yeah. At all. I just started seeing a new guy. We've been dating for a few weeks. Is us texting every day a good sign or a bad sign? He initiates. I think it's a great sign.

[B]

It's a great sign. What do you mean?

[A]

I think that's the only sign. If it was. Even if he missed a day, I'd be like, red flag.

[B]

That's the biggest good sign out of.

[A]

All the signs in the street.

[B]

It's a good one.

[A]

It's the best.

[B]

That's, like, the first sign on the path of greatness. I'm so. I'm, like, so drunk.

[A]

I think the mold is getting to you.

[B]

I haven't drank in, like, three weeks. This has me, like, on my ass.

[A]

Have you ever checked your partner's phone? Did you find anything? Doesn't have to be your current partner.

[B]

Oh, then, yeah, I found a text to my ex's ex.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And it was terrible. And then I still dated him after.

[A]

Yeah. I found my boyfriend was on Tinder in Schenectady out of all places. Like, I don't even know who you're gonna find on Tinder. I guess other college students. But, like, I was, like, my roommates at the time showed me his Tinder, and then I went on, his phone, was like, show me this.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I was like, you, you chopped ass. Busted ass. No, I kept him. But, yeah, I was mad.

[B]

Yeah, I was mad.

[A]

But, oh, my God, Ignorance is bliss. But, like, if you even feel, like, the need to check your partner's phone, then it's probably not a good sign.

[B]

I don't feel a need, so I'm good off that.

[A]

Yeah, but, like, you feel like you needed to, then I sense there's a bigger issue at hand.

[B]

If I felt I needed to, I would.

[A]

What is the advice you'd give someone just moving to New York City? Don't talk to people that stop you on the street asking to do questionnaires.

[B]

Good one. I would say go out, meet people.

[A]

Where would you go out to meet people if you had no friends moving here? Oh, go to the gym. Go to the park. No, no, Maybe not the park.

[B]

Maybe.

[A]

Some sort of class of sorts.

[B]

I really Doubt anyone has moved here and didn't know at least one person. Like, there are so many people here. Like, even, like, a friend of a friend. That's how I met a lot of my friends at first when I moved here. Like, they were friends of friends. They were like, oh, you're moving to New York. Let me, like, give you this girl's number, you guys. And that's how I'm some of my really good friends now. I met, like, the first week living in New York.

[A]

Do we have a mutual friend? Yeah, we have, of course, Maggie. Yeah.

[B]

Maggie brought us to sushi, and we fell deeply.

[A]

Blue ribbon.

[B]

Blue ribbon. So hot.

[A]

What is a fashion trend you think we will see this year in a big way?

[B]

The color baby blue. A lot of maximalist. I think we're moving out of that. Minimalist.

[A]

Yeah. More campy.

[B]

A little more camp. A little more, you know. Oh, what the Is that? You know?

[A]

Yeah, like, overdressing.

[B]

Like, borderline ugly. That's just, like, really cool, you know, Maybe belts. Yeah.

[A]

I don't know what I'm talking about.

[B]

Maximalism. I'm. I mean, I've already been seeing it. Like. Like, people are wearing, like, vintage. Guys, I'm telling you, get. Like, the best thing I did was buy. What'd you say?

[A]

Sheer.

[B]

Oh, I thought you said cheer. I was like, yeah, that. Buy your coats. Vintage. Like, buy vintage coats. They don't make them like they used to. Except for this one, of course.

[A]

Yeah. I do love this coat.

[B]

Insane.

[A]

I wish you were wearing a coat, too. We could have been, like, super cunty.

[B]

So I got my Uber, and I was like, olivia, Manny, you just made the worst decision of your life putting on a black fleece.

[A]

Black fleece. You and black fleece.

[B]

Like, I have a baby blue because.

[A]

You always wear a black fleece.

[B]

Every single episode, you're in black. I'm wearing a black fleece. It's probably because I have body dysmorphia.

[A]

Okay, well, that was just a lovely episode with Olivia, Nora, Reed, Manny.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What was that? What in the Minnie Mouse was that? Anyways, Liv, do you want to say bye?

[B]

Love you. I'm, like, really drunk.

[A]

She's being very demure right now.

[B]

Sorry. I'm so drunk, and I feel, like, weird. I feel like I just took a rip of weed and I'm being, like, super weird and, like. Yeah, no, I'm totally fine. I don't feel weird. Why? Like, Okay, I have to go.

[A]

Well, anyways, I love you. And I love you. And I love you. And I love you.

[B]

And I always have and I always will.

[A]

I always.

[B]

And I do.

[A]

And you do. And you will. Anyways. Okay, you can watch me on YouTube, listen to me on any other platform, like subscribe, tell your friends, do it all. Good ratings, good comments. A follow on the Instagram, a follow on the TikTok, and I'll see you next week.

[B]

Love you.

[A]

Love you, too. I love you guys.

[B]

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