A good outfit cures heartbreak *fashion review solo!*

Summary

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Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder

Episode: “A good outfit cures heartbreak fashion review solo!”

Date: February 19, 2026

Overview

In this energetic and unfiltered solo episode, NYC-based influencer and podcast host Hallie Batchelder delivers a sassy, laugh-out-loud exploration of how fashion, hot takes, and chaotic stories from her personal life collide. Hallie invites listeners to relive her most iconic, controversial, and hilarious relationship advice through a raucous “Finish the Extra Dirty Quote” game, before launching into a fashion review of pop culture’s most famous red carpet moments—and her own memorable (and questionable) outfits throughout the years.

It’s fast, funny, and full of the trademark “sleepover yapping” loyal listeners adore—equal parts raunchy wisdom, fashion critique, and self-deprecating nostalgia.

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Key Segments & Insights

1. Jumping In: “Finish the Extra Dirty Quote”

[01:12 – 20:06]

• Hallie and her producer play a rapid-fire game recalling infamous quotes from past podcast episodes. Hallie offers context, commentary, and updated insights on each, revealing which truths she still stands by.

• Sex & Situationship Hot Takes:

  • “A vibrator will never ghost you, but sometimes batteries do turn on you.”
    – Hallie describes the tragedy of two dead vibrators leading to “tears rolling down my eyes” on a Sunday. ([02:32])
  • “If his texting is spotty, move on.”
    – “Guys are very black and white. If he wanted to, he would.” ([03:29])
  • “He had chronic Coke dick. It was like wet Saran Wrap.”
    – Hallie shares a wild story about a recurring bad sexual experience with a Sigma Chi boy, comparing his equipment to “a limp anteater.” ([04:14])

• Calling Out Dating Red Flags:

  • “Stop trying to make a situationship a relationship. It’s not build-a-boyfriend.”
    – “Situationships shouldn’t last any longer than three months in the winter… one month in the summer, cap.” ([06:11])
  • “If he only texts after 10pm, you’re an extracurricular.”
    – “Honestly, appetizer works too, because you’re not the main course.” ([06:56])
  • “Pillow talk is dangerous. That’s where delusion is born.”
    – “You start talking about your feelings, you’re a little buzzed... It feels like you’re connected but you’re just naked with someone.” ([07:49])

• Sexual Empowerment and Humor:

  • “I made him feel like the smallest man alive by pulling out my own vibrator right in front of him.”
    – “This is the most powerful move a woman can do—emasculate the fuck out of a man.” ([05:32])
  • “Butt stuff is a trust fall.”
    – “It’s hard to know what’ll happen when you’re having anal... If you’re going to go in there through the trenches, not knowing what you’re going to find.” ([09:49])

• Self-Reflection & Personal Growth:

  • “A good outfit cures heartbreak faster than journaling.”
    – Hallie credits shopping sprees and flow-state dressing as her best cure for heartbreak. ([19:16])
  • “I’m in my era of saying yes—as long as I’m being safe.”
    – “Saying yes is amazing if you know you’re being safe. That’s what brought me here with stories to tell.” ([13:18])
  • “Good sex won’t fix a bad man, but it will delay your exit.”
    – “I’ve been in this position a lot... You look back and realize you were just into the guy, not the dick.” ([14:49])
  • “The best way to get over a man is to get under another one. Distraction, distraction, distraction.”
    – “For damn sure, he’s probably getting on top of a lot of other... So why not you?” ([15:40])

• Funny, Memorable Quotes:

  • “I’m like the dumb bitch that puts the fork into the light socket to see how many times it takes for my hair to fry off.” ([18:09])
  • “I don’t care about gift giving. Fuck me, period.” ([17:22])
  • “It’s raining dick out there right now, and I was in a drought.” ([19:52])

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2. Fashion Review: Pop Culture’s Most Iconic Red Carpet Looks

[20:06 – 32:56]

• Hallie celebrates and roasts the world’s most memorable celebrity red carpet outfits, combining cultural commentary with her own irreverent flair.

• Highlights:

  • Rihanna’s “omelette dress” (Met Gala):
    • “She’s wearing this very long gown, massive train, beautiful headpiece... Only so many people can pull this off. I’m obsessed, yellow looks beautiful on her.” ([21:19])
  • Kim Kardashian’s Marilyn Monroe dress:
    • “People thought they tainted it... I love her super blonde hair, love the shawl. Bad press is still press.” ([24:08])
  • Bella Hadid’s spray-on dress:
    • “She’s literally my hall pass... She ate this up. Interactive 4D experience.” ([25:26])
  • Lady Gaga’s meat dress:
    • “I never understood a lot of her fashion choices... That would smell and get sticky... But, you know, it's definitely a choice.” ([26:16])
  • J.Lo’s Versace dress:
    • “I’m not a J.Lo fan... I don’t love a mean diva. But yeah, would I wear this dress? Yeah, now with my tits being super fake.” ([27:23])
  • Kylie and Kendall Jenner at the Met Gala:
    • “They look like mermaids. They put 110% into it. It’s giving mermaid meets Victoria Secret fashion show.” ([28:35])
  • Britney & Justin’s all-denim look:
    • “I love a Canadian tuxedo... Different and fun and cute. Free Britney, I miss her.” ([29:03])
  • Princess Diana’s revenge dress:
    • “She outshines Marilyn Monroe... She looked hot and knew what she was doing. Rest in peace to that queen.” ([30:08])
  • Beyoncé, Jennifer Lawrence, Lady Gaga’s “egg,” Rihanna as “Heavenly Body”:
    – Hallie continues with quickfire opinions—often irreverent but always specific. She praises, critiques, and keeps the energy high.
    • “Beyoncé’s body looks tea in it—she looks like a garden fairy, but, like, yassified.” ([30:39])
    • “Jennifer Lawrence looks beautiful, but the dress is kind of plain—she’s so girl next door.” ([31:34])
    • “Lady Gaga’s egg... I would never be an egg. It’s giving Clash of the Titans, Trojan Horse...” ([31:45])

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3. Hallie’s Personal Fashion Journey: Self-Roast & Reflection

[32:56 – 46:53]

• Hallie reviews her own fashion evolution, pulling up wild, nostalgic, and embarrassing personal photos. Throughout, she’s hilarious, vulnerable, and sharp.

• Self-Deprecating Highlights:

  • Fairy-themed Halloween with Remy Bader:
    • “My tits look great. This is my old boob job...the veins are popping, the filler is screaming... Four olives. Halloween though, I wouldn’t wear this to the grocery store.” ([33:54])
  • Sparkly blazer at Crew Nantucket:
    • “I look like a yassified fairy...sparkly blazer, sparkly bra...filler out of control...abs, so I guess that’s good. Two out of five olives, because Green [friend] looks hot.” ([36:30])
  • Short hair with mom:
    • “Wanted to try my mom’s haircut. Bad decision. I look like eleven from Stranger Things... But it’s cute—5 out of 5 olives because that’s why I’m funny.” ([36:45])
  • Halloween devil look:
    • “Devilish stare down. No tits here. Three out of five olives.” ([37:46])
  • Miami COVID phase:
    • “Why was I wearing leather pants with shearling-lined booties in Miami... legs open like the Holland Tunnel. I was getting laid, not paying attention to outfits, clearly.” ([39:33])
  • Adorable cross-eyed baby photo:
    • “Five olives because I can still do this—it’s my party trick.” ([40:45])
  • College party pregame:
    • “I wore this white top every day until it was destroyed... classic, every college girl relates.” ([41:45])
  • “I look like I just escaped prison” ensemble:
    • “It’s giving two patterns at once; also lost the Gucci bag in an Uber. Jumpsuits used to be really cunt.” ([43:22])
  • Classic 2016 LF party fit:
    • “LF was like the biggest scam of 2016... It’s definitely a moment in time that needs to be respected.” ([44:54])
  • Childhood karate trophies:
    • “It’s giving ‘hi, I’m different’ but it kind of eats. My mom still thinks I need to get my black belt.” ([45:46])

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4. Closing Thoughts — Fashion, Confidence, and Moving Forward

[46:53 – 47:28]

• Hallie summarizes her take on fashion and confidence:
  • “Fashion has to do with expressing yourself and your personality and if you’re confident in what you’re rocking, then it is a look in itself.”
  • “Hopefully my fashion sense has gotten a little bit better.”

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “[Sex toys] will never ghost you, but sometimes batteries do turn on you.”
  — Hallie, [02:32]
• “If his texting is spotty, move on. ...If he wanted to, he would.”
  — Hallie, [03:29]
• “Butt stuff is a trust fall. It’s very ambiguous down there... if you’re gonna go in there through the trenches, not knowing what you’re gonna find...”
  — Hallie, [09:51]
• “A good outfit cures heartbreak faster than journaling.”
  — Hallie, [19:16]
• “Bad press is still press.”
  — Hallie, on Kim Kardashian’s Marilyn Monroe dress, [24:19]
• “I’m like the dumb bitch that puts the fork into the light socket to see how many times it takes for my hair to fry off.”
  — Hallie, [18:09]
• “LF was the biggest scam of 2016... one of those things where archaeologists will find the cross-halter tank top and put it in history books.”
  — Hallie, [44:54]

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Timestamps for Major Segments

• Intro & “Finish the Extra Dirty Quote” Game: [01:12 – 20:06]
• Pop Culture Fashion Review: [20:06 – 32:56]
• Personal Photo Roast & Fashion Evolution: [32:56 – 46:53]
• Hallie’s Fashion Philosophy & Outro: [46:53 – 47:28]

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Tone & Style Notes

Hallie’s style is bold, witty, self-aware, and unabashedly honest. The episode is filled with sex-positive quips, NYC influencer energy, and open contemplation about personal growth (with plenty of raunch and nostalgia for balance). Hallie’s commentary fluctuates from hot-girl scathing to supportive best-friend pep talks; she never spares herself, her exes, or even her past questionable outfits.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

• Expect a mix of practical, hilarious dating and sex wisdom, delivered with Hallie’s signature candor.
• Enjoy pop culture fashion commentary that’s both insightful and irreverent.
• Experience Hallie’s fashion evolution—from embarrassing to empowering—with bracing self-awareness.
• Walk away reminded that confidence (not just couture) is the best accessory to overcome heartbreak.

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Transcript

[Podcast Announcer]

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[Commuter 1]

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[Commuter 2]

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[Commuter 1]

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[Hallie Bachelder]

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[Commuter 2]

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[Commuter 1]

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[Sponsor Voice]

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[Hallie Bachelder]

Only a Metro by T Mobile. Just bring your number. $30 first month and $25 after with autopay price guarantee. Exceptions apply. I'm either rotting inside like a blank or bouncing off the walls of New York City like spider Man. I'm either rotting inside like a tomato apple.

[Producer/Assistant]

They're afraid of the sun.

[Hallie Bachelder]

A vampire. What up, you little freaks? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Hello all. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. It's me again, your favorite, Halle Bachelder. I thought we'd just like get right into it today and just like have a hot, hot, see hot episode. We're going to start with a segment today. I thought we'd kick off this episode with a segment called Finish the Extra Dirty Quote. So I'm going to give you a quote and then it's something I've said on this podcast at some point in time. We've been doing this for what, a year and a half at this point. I can't believe this, like episode 61, which is crazy to me that I have that many things to talk about. So I'm going to say a quote and my producer, you know, put these together. I don't know if I'll be able to finish all these because I don't know what's coming out of my mouth half the time. But let's begin. Also, does everyone like my hair color? I got. I went brunette. I feel like no one's talked about it.

[Producer/Assistant]

Yet.

[Hallie Bachelder]

So, all right, the first one is a blank. Will never ghost you, but sometimes batteries do turn on you. A vibrator. I was right. A vibrator will never ghost you, but sometimes batteries do turn on you. I still stand by this. And this happened to me the other night. The batteries turned on me. Not with not one vibrator, but my backup one, too. And I've never felt. Felt more slide in my whole entire life. Like, I literally. Tears were rolling down my eyes, and it was like a Sunday. And, you know, like, when a vibrator breaks on a Sunday, it's almost like a bad omen. Like, you just know, like, your week's gonna be after that, but whatever. Okay, next one. If his texting is blank, move on. Like, if his texting is dull, sporadic, like, not consistent, I would say move on. I feel like that's something I believe, Marshall.

[Producer/Assistant]

It's. If his texting is spotty.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Spotty, Same thing. Potato, potato. I agree with this. I think that's, like, the best dating vice I've gotten in a year is like, if his texting is, like, not consistent. He's not that into you. And he's not even being shy about it. He's literally basically telling you that he's not that into you by being kind of his body. Because I do believe in the saying, if he wanted to, he would. Guys are kind of just like, kind of matter of fact, very black and white. And if he wants something, he's going to, like, climb every mountain, cross every ocean to go get that p. And I truly believe that he had chronic blank dick. It was like wet Saran Wrap. Coke, Whiskey.

[Producer/Assistant]

Yeah, that's correct.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I was going to name every liquor, and then I was going to go to Lexa Pro maybe if that wasn't.

[Commuter 1]

Going to cut it.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, he had crown of Coke, and it was like, what, Saran Wrap. I used to hook up with this guy from Sigma Chi when I was in high school. Like, any Sigma Chi boy, I think I hooked up with, like, at least eight Sigma Chi boys when I was in college. But this one particular one, he was a dealer. And so I spent a lot of my time with him in his room doing. And sometimes we do that, and it would turn into his dick coming out. But it was always just, like, flaccid and so not what I want to be looking at directly in the eye. It looks like, you know, a limp anteater. It was very depressing. I think he's getting married now. I hope he figured that out. Anyways, Next. I made him feel like the smallest man alive by pulling out my own blank right in front of him. Again. Vibrator. I. That was correct. I talked about this on last week's episode. This is the most powerful move a woman can do, is to just, like, emasculate the out of a man. If he can't make you finish, do it right in front of him and show him how, like, that's so hot and, like, such a baller move, in my opinion.

[Sponsor Voice]

Next.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Stop trying to make a situationship a relationship. It's not blank. It's not working for you. It's not fun to do that. What is it a hint?

[Producer/Assistant]

Here is like a store at the mall with stuffed animals.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Stuffed animals.

[Producer/Assistant]

It's not.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You like webkins.

[Producer/Assistant]

Put clothes on it.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Club Penguins.

[Producer/Assistant]

It's build a boy, Build a bear.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Build a bear. Build a boyfriend. Yes. Build a boyfriend. Okay. Yeah. Build the dick. I stand by this. I think that, you know, a situationship is a situation for one person and not the other person, so. Yeah. And don't force it. I just like, situationship shouldn't last any longer than a month, two months, three months tops. Three months. I think I talked about that with Kendall. Like, the longest I would allow a situation chip to run on would be three months in the winter, summer, one month, cap. And that's important. The seasons are important for that one. If he only texts after 10pm you're an blank. Not the main course. You're an appetizer. Yeah, that's true.

[Producer/Assistant]

Extracurricular.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Oh, both work. The right answer was extracurricular, but I think appetizer works too, because I feel like he probably has some other thing on the side that couldn't meet him between the hours of 7 and 10. I don't know. Men are so sus. But it's always a red flag if he's texting you after 10pm and it goes both ways for girls and boys. I feel like any guy that I hit up after 10pm I don't actually care about. I'm just probably cold and need a warm body near me and some attention. Yeah, I stand by all this. I'm wondering if I'm gonna cross one of these that I'm not gonna, like, agree with or if they're all just gonna be something I'm doubling down on. Maybe I've evolved in the past year. I don't know. Let's see. Okay. Pillow talk is dangerous. That's where blank is born. Banter.

[Producer/Assistant]

Delusion.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Delusion. I mean, both are true. Though, because pillow talk is really where you get, like, you know, but delusion works better because that's when you start, like, talking about your feelings. You're a little buzzed. You're about to hook up, or you just hooked up and you're talking about, like, your family. Maybe not directly after, like, his dicks and you. But, like, you know, you hit all, like, the important topics of conversation that make you feel like you're connected to them, when in reality, it's just like you're. You just are naked with someone. So I just feel like pillow talk is really fudgeing.

[Sponsor Voice]

Dangerous.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Which is why if you are very vulnerable in that situation, you should probably not have any sleepovers at all, which is why I try not to. I also just, like, don't like waking up next to a man. I'm like, what are we doing? I need to start my day. If you didn't finish, it was a blank with a guest star. I know this one.

[Producer/Assistant]

You do know this one?

[Hallie Bachelder]

I do know this one. A heartbeat. A vibrator.

[Producer/Assistant]

It was a nap.

[Hallie Bachelder]

A nap. That was good. How do I think of that? A nap with a guest star. It was basically just like a lucid dream that, like, didn't end well. You know when you're, like, having these dreams where you feel like you're falling and then you wake up right before you hit the ground. That's literally like having sex when you don't finish. It's like nothing happened. I just felt like it was for a second and nothing happened. A lucid dream, if you will.

[Sponsor Voice]

But nap works too.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But stuff is. Is a blank. Is a great way to get to know someone. Is a fun hobby. Is a hobby. Is a.

[Producer/Assistant]

The hint is when you hope someone catches you.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Hope someone catches you.

[Producer/Assistant]

You believe.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, Butt stuff is a trust fall.

[Producer/Assistant]

I'm so good.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I am poetic, as that was basically some Dr. Seuss right there. It is a trust fall. And I understand the context. It's hard to, like, not know the context of which I say these things because I was probably talking about how sometimes you just, like, don't know what's gonna happen when you are having anal. Because it's very ambiguous down there. I mean, not for me, imperfect and gorgeous, but, like, it can be. You know, I've heard horror stories where it can be very messy. I've never ran into that situation. But, like, I know people that have been in that situation, and I don't think that's that abnormal. I mean, if you're gonna, like, go in there through the trenches, not knowing what you're going to find.

[Sponsor Voice]

I think you have to like prepare.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yourself to like be and run into that situation. I have never been in that situation and hope I never have to be. But it is a trust fall. I agree with that.

[Podcast Announcer]

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[Hallie Bachelder]

Okay, friend Friends with benefits only works if the blank is good. If the dick is good, the hint.

[Producer/Assistant]

Is that the word is already in the sentence.

[Hallie Bachelder]

If the benefit is good.

[Producer/Assistant]

Yep.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. Okay, so this is what I meant here, which basically is the same thing as like, if the dick is good. If you are dealing with a man and you're having sex and you're not finishing and like he's not a friend with benefits, like something, you have to be benefiting it from something. Whether you're friends with benefits and he takes you to Carbone, like there has to be some benefit on the table where you feel like you are gaining from the experience. For me it'd be dick. It wouldn't be dinner. But for some people, I think they would enjoy a beautiful steak dinner if they had to entertain a guy. I mean, that's. I feel like that's seeking arrangements, though. If I'm being honest, but, yeah, I agree with that. I feel like that's a safe sentence. Okay. I'm in my era of saying blank, and I feel like it's an era. I feel like it's a fun era to be in if you're safe. Blank is yes. I. Yep. I'm in my area of saying yes. Yes. I feel like I'm still in this era. I don't know when I said this. I'm always in a perpetual era of saying yes. I feel like that's kind of what makes it kind of what brought me here in front of this microphone is because I have stories to tell and experience that. Experiences that have been had. And I've learned a lot of life lessons. I learned what I don't like, what I like. I've had a lot of work opportunities. Like, yes can work in a lot of different ways here. I feel like saying yes is amazing if you know you're being safe. Like, don't say yes to a guy telling you that he has candy in the back of his van. We say no to that. Good sex won't fix a bad man, but it will blank your exit. Prolongate. Basically, yeah, it was delay, delay, prolongate, potato, potato. 100% agree. I've been in this position a lot of times, but I've also been in a position where, like, you know, I feel like, oh, maybe you could get better. Like, I. Sometimes when you really like someone, you think the sex is just so bomb. And, like, you're like. Like, he's so hot.

[Sponsor Voice]

So bomb.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And then, like, hindsight's always 20 20. Look back at the sex you were having compared to the sex you're having with the new guy, and you're like, wait, I was just, like, really into this guy. I wasn't really into the dick because that happens sometimes, too. But, yeah, that's. That's. You know, I feel like that's important. Okay. The best way to get over a man is to get under another one. I didn't even have to think about that. The blank was another one. Yeah. Distraction, distraction, distraction. Because, you know, for damn sure, he's probably getting on top of a lot. A lot of other. And so I also like to think about the fact that, like, is this man really dwelling on me? Is he really thinking about me? Like, I don't. I try to have that perspective, and I'm like, I'm gonna think about this man equally as much as he's thinking about me. And if he discarded me so easily, like that, then I'm just gonna not think about him. Yes, it's easier said than done, but it's easier to not think about him when you are getting by a new hot guy. And I truly believe that I'm either rotting inside, like, a blank or bouncing off the walls of New York City like spider Man. I mean, they're rotting inside like a tomato apple.

[Producer/Assistant]

They're afraid of the sun.

[Hallie Bachelder]

A vampire. Yeah, this is very true. And I'm trying to work on that. I'm trying to get my steps in.

[Sponsor Voice]

A little bit more.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But I've only graduated from going from my bed to, like, my couch, from going to, you know, my bed to, like, maybe downstairs to get a coffee, and then I'll come back up, and then vampire mode activated. It's too cold outside. I don't even feel bad about it. It's disgusting outside. And I have to be out all night for this to work here. Okay. And I have to meet new people. I am networking. I am meeting people. Also, I'm single. Like, I'm not gonna find my husband inside of my apartment, but I still abide by this. I do think when I do get into something a little bit more serious, that I'll probably want to stay in a little bit more. But for now, my tits are up, and I need to find things to do outside my apartment. So I will be outside at night, like, spider Man. I don't care about gift giving. Blank me, comma, period. I'm assuming the word is.

[Producer/Assistant]

That's correct.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I do. Gift giving is not really my love language unless the gift is your body on top of me. But I just thought my love language. I'm a very physical touch person. I'm very quality time person. I don't really give a about acts of service. I'll get a task rabbit. But I'm, like, pretty independent when, like, other than that. Like, I don't even need words of affirmation, really. Like, I give myself enough of that in the mirror. I've gotten used to it at this point. Also, like, I don't give out words of affirmation to men really, that much. I don't need their ego strokes more than they're, like, already being stroked by other. Like, it's enough, enough. Okay, next. I'm like the blank that puts the.

[Sponsor Voice]

Fork into the light socket to see.

[Hallie Bachelder]

How many times it takes for my hair to fry off. I'm like, the blank that put. I'm like, the dumb that puts the fork into the. I'm like, yeah, basically, Did I say dumb? It was just, oh, words of affirmation. That is true. I'm the, like, similar comparison would be like, I'm the type of person that like. Like, a stop sign is green. Like, the red flags are green. Like, I just, like, get. I get colorblind when it comes to men. Like, it takes me a long, long, long time to learn. Like, my lesson is basically what I'm. Basically, it will take me to getting my hair fried off my body via electrocution to learn that doing that is bad for you. And I think I was probably comparing it to, like, my experiences with men. Because if I like someone, I just give the benefit of the doubt until, like, I'm blue in the face. And it is not a good trait of mine, but it's an honest trade of mine. A good outfit cures blank faster than journaling, insecurity, self love, self hate, Sunday scaries.

[Producer/Assistant]

A good outfit cures heartbreak.

[Hallie Bachelder]

A good outfit does cure heartbreak faster than journaling. But I also would think that not only a good outfit, a good shopping spree would do that too. Like, whenever I'm down about myself, my parents are in town, we go on a big Bergdorf run, We go to Sachs, we go to Two Minds, we all the spots and get all this. And, like, I swear, like, I don't need a man after that. Like, it's just the happiest. Like, that's my flow state right there. Last one is, it's raining blank out there right now, and I was in a drought. It's raining dick out there right now, and I was in a drought. Yeah, I was probably referring to one of the summers I've had. I would assume that was the context because, like, you know, the summertime, like, there's so much men, there's so much dick.

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[Hallie Bachelder]

People are hot and horny. There was so much dick around me. But, like, I was yet still in a drought. It's fucked up. I'm, like, still kind of in a drought right now. I had sex last week, but I don't even count it, but you know how it goes. Okay, well, that was a fun segment. I actually really enjoyed that. And it was fun to reflect on some stories we haven't touched on in a really long time. I just can't believe we're in the 60s for our episodes. Like, it's kind of fucking nuts. That was fun. I enjoyed that. Okay, for the next segment, I thought in the spirit of fashion Week, being in our Rear view mirror. We would go over some fun iconic pop culture outfit fashion moments from red carpets. And then I'm gonna go over some of mine. Because we all know that I've had some questionable outfits back in my day. I don't think really people understand their own style until they're like mid to late 20s. Like I'm still getting to figure it out. But I look back on what I was wearing like two years ago and I go, why the when I knew that? Like, no. But let's start with other people before I absolutely dog myself. Let's start with the Rihanna omelet dress. Met Gala moment. I love a good omelette. I mean this is very campy. She's wearing this very long gown, has a massive train. She has. I mean, I just love Rihanna. There's no world where I'm gonna be like on Rihanna right now. But she has like this beautiful headpiece on. Beautiful bling. She's so rich. Like she's rich ass c. And I am obsessed about that with her. Cuz I feel like she really is tasteful in what she chooses. I don't even like that they're referring to this thing as an omelette cuz now I can't unsee it and I'm kind of hungry now. But it's beautiful, it's gorgeous. I think overall, I love this one. I think yellow is a beautiful color on her. I would have to try this one on before. I mean, like only so many people can pull this off. I think she's probably in that category. I don't know if I could pull this off or. I don't think it'd be like my first choice if I was going to the Met Gala. Not that we're near that at all, but I think that one day maybe. Fingers crossed. I think she looks beautiful.

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[Hallie Bachelder]

Let's go to the next one. The Kardashian Kim Kardashian Marilyn Monroe dress. Mel I feel like this got a lot of like con. This is pretty controversial and hated because they were like, why would you like take this iconic dress out of the vault and wear it and kind of. I feel like people thought they tainted it a little bit. I just feel like that's very Kim Kardashian though. I mean, she looked beautiful. I love her super, super blonde hair. I feel like it fits perfectly with this dress. I love the fur moment shawl around her arms and I mean it's an iconic moment. And I think part of fashion, even if it's controversial, it gets, you know, you want to create conversation. I feel like some people do make moves like this to get eyes on it and be like, even if people are shit talking it, shit talking the moment, they're still talking about it. There's a saying bad press is still press. I I really believe in that. Like your name's still getting out there. And for this reason, I don't think she'll ever be an irrelevant human being because there's always something to talk about with Ms. Kim K. And I love that about her. The Bella Hadid spray on dress. Iconic. If you guys know like Bella deid, she's literally like my hall pass. I'm obsessed with her. I think she's the hottest human being ever. She is gorgeous. She does nothing wrong. Her body is insane. And I think she's like the most stunning supermodel out there. I thought this was really creative. I mean, I would be so scared shitless to do this just because like, what if the dress fell off and people are watching and then my clit's out? Like, what like, what are you gonna do? Like, she's like, fully Nikki getting spray painted in the middle of a Runway, which is kind of like you're watching art and fashion combine into one all in real life. It's a very much interactive 4D experience. I thought she ate this up. Okay, next is the Lady Gaga meat dress. I mean, I never like this, but I've never really. I mean, I love Lady Gaga. I've never understood a lot of her fashion choices, but like I said, like, she. This gets people talking. Like, people are like, oh, she's wearing meat. I mean, for me, I feel like that would smell and get, like, a little sticky and, like, maybe not, like, the safest. Like, I would hate to be sitting next to her. Whatever show she was showing up to. It looks like it was the Video Music Awards. Like, you're going to the VMAs wearing a full flaming yawn. I don't know if I would want to be sitting next to Lady Gaga during this, but. And even her shoes are meaty. Like, I don't think I would like that between my toes. I just don't know what. Her and her team sat down and talked about this before making this decision. I would love to be in a Fly on the wall for this, but, you know, it's definitely a choice. But, yeah, JLo Versace dress. I mean, I feel like I've seen a lot of people recreate this. I mean, I think it was great for the time. I'm not a JLO fan. She gives me vibes, and not in a good way. I've heard she's very rude to people, which I don't love. Like, I love a diva, but, like, I don't love a mean diva. Like, there's a huge difference. But for me, just not loving JLo, I'm just not gonna give good commentary on this dress. Would I wear this dress? Yeah, I think I could now with my tits being super fake. And I think also for what? I don't know what year this was in. I think it was, like, early 2000s or 2010ish. In that range. Year 2000. I think this could probably have been, like, a cool moment. And people probably like, oh, my God. But now, I don't know. It's like, I don't love floral patterns. Also, like, to award show. Like, I'd wear this maybe if I was, like, in Mykonos or something like that. But to an award show, probably not. Okay. Kylie and Kendall at the Met Gala. This was a very campy moment. I Thought it was cute for them to have a sister moment. I do really like Kylie and Kendall. Like, I like people always have something to say about them. I feel like I've always liked them. I feel like they're kind of silly. I mean, it's beautiful. They look like beautiful mermaids. Like, I think whatever they do, the Kardashians and the generous, whatever they do, they put 110 into it. And there's so much thought into every single detail. And that comes across so clear to me. Opposed to some people that just, I feel like kind of just throw something on. I feel like they're so intentional, which I feel like should be appreciated more. But I loved it. I don't like, love the colors that were chose in, but I feel like for whatever this theme was, I think it worked for some reason. They're kind of giving like mermaid meets Victor's secret fashion show, which, like, makes sense for them. Okay, next. Britney and Justin in all denim. Fun fact.

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[Hallie Bachelder]

Me and my ex boyfriend, we dress like this as our Halloween costume to a frat party in college and I think we crushed it. I love a little Canadian tuxedo moment. And they were such an it couple of this time period. So I feel like this was different in everything at the same time. Also, I feel like it was during an age where denim, like, everyone was wearing denim, like to the max. And I mean, Britney just looks so beautiful. Like, honestly, free Brittany, I miss her. And Justin, I'm not a big fan of him now for a few different reasons, but I feel like I like this fit. I feel like it's different and fun and cute. And they were like so cute and like flirty at the time. So I feel like it worked. Princess Diana in her revenge dress, iconic. There needs to be more public figures like Princess Diana. Like, she's just a timeless icon. I think she outshines like a Marilyn Monroe or anything like that. She's just like so iconic and she.

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[Hallie Bachelder]

Was that the hand she was dealt. I think the revenge dress referred to. She wore this like right after her divorce or right after it was televised by like the administration that her husband Charles, the Prince of Wales, was cheating on him her with some raggedy ass hoe. Yeah, I mean, she looked hot and I think she ate and I think she knew exactly what she was doing. And rest in peace to that queen. I just, I can't believe that man cheated on her. Like, she was everything and more. She gives me like Hailey Bieber vibes in the Best way possible. Okay, Beyonce, 2015 Met Gala. Isn't she, like, in the Epstein Files or like, the Illuminati? She's not. Jay Z is. I don't know. I just don't know what goes on behind closed doors with them. But her dress is beautiful. Her ass looks phenomenal in this. I love the rhinestone moment on the trail. I mean, Beyonce's always been that. And her body looks tea in it. She looks like a garden fairy, but, like, yassified beautiful. Looks like she's like Adam and Eve with all, like, the flowers around her, like, parts. It's gorgeous. Look. Okay, next. Jennifer Lawrence, 2011 Oscars. I don't know what it looks like.

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[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't know what she's wearing. I think it's kind of plain. I think Jennifer Lawrence is, like, so, like, the girl next door, like, so gorgeous. Doesn't need a lot of makeup, like, very simple. I think maybe that's why they dressed her in such a simple red gown. But I think I would love to see her in a more, like, eccentric, Yassified, like, grander, like, moment. But she looks beautiful. I'm a big fan of her. Lady Gaga egg arrival. 2011 Grammys. I don't know what to say about this. Like, I would never be an egg. It's giving, like, Clash of the Titans or it's giving like Trojan Horse. I don't. Like, I can comment on Lady Gaga all I want, but, like, I'm never gonna understand her creative, like, freedom when she makes these decisions on these carpets. She, like, makes statements, and I feel like that's kind of her stick. And I respect and apprec. You know, it's definitely out there. It's definitely a decision she made. And she was like, okay, I'm gonna do it. But that's kind of her vibe. Egg arrival. Like, I don't know what to say other than, okay, Rihanna, 2018. Mella themed Heavenly bodies. So many Rihanna and Lady Gaga. She looks beautiful. Like, I love this. Like, I love the crown. I love the drapery. It's like she's wearing art almost.

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[Hallie Bachelder]

Shoes are everything. This looks like a really, really, really, really heavy gown. Like, this looks like it's a thousand pounds, but she's iconic. Point blank, period. Okay, that was a fun segment going over some celebrities on some carpets. And now we're gonna get into my own fashion moments. But before I do that, I will say that if you guys are watching this on YouTube, I will be clipping, like, you know, the pictures as I'M describing it, but if you're audio only, I'm gonna do my best to describe what I'm wearing. But if you want to see, just, just go to the YouTube and they're gonna be like clipped. But yeah, let's get into this. My first look was me and Remy Bader did a Halloween party last year. Not last Halloween, the one before it. And it was like fairy themed. It was like whimsical. Like, I don't know what kind of theme it was. My tits look great in it. This is my old boob job. I didn't love my hair during this time and I feel like as we keep going, I'm gonna continue to dislike my hair. This has been my favorite hair look, the hair I have right now. But yeah, I mean, I have a good tan going. That's back when I used to stack my necklaces a lot. My filler is definitely screaming at everyone in the face and yeah, it looks like I could fly away at any moment. I don't know. I liked the body glitter. The veins are popping out of my chest via tips it and I think Cat McDonough did my makeup for this and she slayed the beat down heavy because I definitely did not do that eye by myself. I give this four olives. I look pretty good here. It was Halloween though. I wouldn't like wear this the grocery store.

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We're at crew in Nantucket. Absolutely ripping it the fuck up. Lots of crew cumbers, lots of vibes. I don't know what the fuck I was wearing here. I look like a yassified fairy. I like Daniel Guzzio. I'm a big fan of the brand. This is a Daniel Guzzo blazer. But why am I wearing a sparkly blazer? Why am I wearing a sparkly bra underneath it with denim? It made no sense. And also, my filler is out of control. And I obviously kiss one passion to the out of this picture face app. Hated to see me coming in 2023 and my stack was just really insane. This is when I, like, started to get maybe a little pretty, but, like, still, I was so. My jaw was like, handsome Squidward. I was pretty chopped during this time period as well. This is before I discovered what massacre broke Bo Botox was. But, like, I did have abs, so I guess that's good. Green looks the hottest in this picture. Let's be real. He is the star of this show. I would rank it like a 2 out of 5 olives just because green looks good in it. Okay, next. I knew you'd choose this picture. This is me, my mom, and my sister doing what looks like to be a pre Thanksgiving, you know, our pre Easter or pre Christmas picture in front of our home in Boston. I always admired my mother and she's had this haircut since she's been in her mid-20s. And we both agreed that it would be cute if I tried it. Bad decision. I look like a fucking little boy in a pink coat. I look like Little Bo Peep. I look like eleven from Stranger Things. And I was chubby. As when people ask me, like, why are you so funny? I show them pictures like this, but it's cute. So I ranked this a 5 out of 5 olives because that is why I am the person I am today in both good ways and bad. And the girls. I gotta get it. The girls. I don't. You were probably mean. To me in middle school. Ooh, this is a great pick. This is when I first discovered face app and I was going really happy on it. This was also Halloween, like or something along those lines. I don't know what the I was wearing, but I thought it was eating here. And I really had that like devilish stare down. I thought the makeup was really good. My jaw was really crazy and my hair color was ass. But three out of five olives, you know, I think I was probably going to towel next one. I actually really liked this picture. I remember back in the day, like this was Halloween too. Like, like they're not like real outfits. I think this outfit ate. I think I looked hot. I got laid this night. I thought my makeup was good. I. I think I got it done. Glam squad. My hair looked pretty good too. Like it was a good blonde. I know tits here. I give this a 5 out of 5. Like I think I really, I remember like really thinking I crashed this one. And my dad was like, what the are you wearing? You look like a dumb slut. But I thought it slayed. Okay, next. Okay, this was when we lived in Miami for three months during COVID I was going through a lot of weird outfit ideas during this time period. Like, why was I wearing leather pants with shearling lined booties in Miami? Like, who does that? No, and like these crop like spanxy pants with like a cropped shirt and some cheap sunglasses. And why are my legs open like that like it's giving Holland tunnel. And I posted this with free will, but I don't know. I was getting laid. God, I'm falling asleep. I was getting so much dick during this time period. So I don't think I was really paying attention to my outfits. But I could have done so much better. I was like 23 here, 24. God, that apartment was really crazy. And it looks like the picture in the background was that picture from Gossip Girl. From the apartment. Doesn't it look like that? Anywho. Okay, the next is me cross eyed as this is like right after like my parents found out that I had some brain infection because they were like looking at me and I'll be crawling on the floor like this and they'd be like, what's wrong with this like satanic baby that has her their eyes all over the place. But it was so cute. But I'll get so heart sick. I just like, was a devious little baby cross eyed, just running amok. I give this five olives just because like, I can still do this like, and it's my party trick. Like, this is what gets me, guys at the end of the night, because it's so endearing. I'm looking at camera A and B right now. Like, how many people can say they can do that, you know? Five olives because. Because she's so cute. Like, if my baby looked like that, I'd be like, this.

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[Hallie Bachelder]

Okay, next photo is me pregaming with a bunch of my. I'm wearing a cute white top. I remember I wore this white top every day until it was destroyed. And I feel like every college girl can, like, relate to that. Like, there was like that one shirt that you just like shared with your whole group of girlfriends that just like looked good on everyone. That was this shirt. And I was holding this massive bottle of Grey Goose or Belvedere, either or. And I was always the girl that would like, I had my dad's apple pay. Like, I had like my dad's card on my apple pay. So it always, like, try to flex and be like the people pleaser of the group and like go to the liquor store as like a 17 year old and be like, I'm getting the nice vodka so we don't have the drinks vodka tonight. And I would hold it up in every picture. I don't know why it didn't clock to me back then or no one clocked me. Like, like my insta was public and I'll be posting me with like bottles to the face. Like chugging bottles. Like I didn't give a single. Which I probably should have because I went to like an all girls Catholic school and you know, applying to colleges. Like, they probably wouldn't have left that. But like, I looked really good here. I'd worked, I'd done CrossFit all summer and I feel like my body was like good and healthy here and I was strong. I had like nice ch going. My hair looks really healthy. And then the freshman 15 hit and like everyone, everything went downhill. But. But I give this four olives. I'm friends with most of these girls in this picture still. Actually, I'm like pretty friendly with all of them. But Margot, my roommate to the left here, it's like my best friend Lauren on the right. Like, I'll be at her wedding. I was at her engagement party a few weeks ago. It's just crazy how time flies like that. That. What in the Beetlejuice is this? I look like a just escaped prison. I look like I just escaped prison. Like, this is my friend George Reed. I mean, he Looks dapper. He always dressed really well. He was from, like, Darien, Connecticut or something or something like that. Connecticut boy always dressed really well. Like, I don't know what the I was wearing here with my Gucci bag. Like, it's giving two patterns at once. I also lost that Gucci bag in an Uber one one year, and I'm wearing massive Gucci frames. I look like I have no idea what I'm doing. And then I just want to wear like, like, logoed, which is kind of slay, but okay, I give this two out of five and the two olives go to. It's just like, funny. Like, what the am I wearing? Jumpsuits used to be, like, a big thing, though. They used to be, like, really cunt. Okay, this is me and Margot. This is. I'm having a party in my basement, which I used to do all the time. It's giving LF. I can tell the year is 2016 based off the leather, fake leather skirts in the collared, off the shoulder, you know, tops. It's giving LF to the max. It looks like we just rated lf and then I had the party. I give this a 5 out of 5 just because I feel like LF was like a moment in time. LF is like one of those things where, like, archaeologists one day are gonna, like, find like a, like, you know, like the cross haltered, like, tank top that costs 500 and be like, what was this in time? And like, it'll be in history books. Because LF was like the biggest scam of 2016. My sister worked there. Like, it was crazy. It was like every man for themselves. Everyone would run in there with their Wellesley moms and just, like, rip the place apart. People be robbing the joint like it'd be fucking nuts. But it was definitely a moment in time that needs to be respected.

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[Hallie Bachelder]

Me with my bitten nails, holding my three trophies, pasta sauce all over my ghee, which is what I'm wearing. It's like a karate thing, if you don't know, you know. My mom, by the way, wants me to still get back into karate. She thinks that, like, it needs to happen. She's like, you need to get your black belt. Because I got my brown belt and then stopped. And then, like, I just need to finish it, she thinks. But I don't have the time to be, like, going to the dojo. Like, let's be real. So it looks like I won three trophies and got one medal and then got pizza after. Based off of what is all over my and like this is my natural hair color. Like and like I was such a tomboy and like doing karate when everyone else is doing a competitive sport. Arguably kind of pick me. It's giving like hi, I'm different. Hi I'm more different than you. But honestly it kind of eats. Okay, well that was a fun segment. That was fun tripping myself. But honestly like memory lane, kind of nostalgic.

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[Hallie Bachelder]

Some people clock me for that. But like, like I think fashion has to do with like expressing yourself and your personality and if you're like confident in what you're rocking then I feel like it is a look in itself. But anyways, I will see you guys next week. As always you can watch me on YouTube. I would actually highly recommend watching this episode episode specifically on YouTube just because I will be clipping all those outfits I talked about. But if you are not, if you're driving the car on the way to work, on the way to school, God knows what back from your sneaky links house, you can listen to me on any other platform like subscribe, tell your friends as always, I love you guys.

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