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Everyone thinks, like, me and Greydon secretly hook up, but we don't. He would never touch me. Like whenever I like even change in front of him, he like jumps out the window and averts his eyes like he can't even look at my clam. What up, you little freaks? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Foreign. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. It's me again. This is our final episode in this set, which I'm glad to say that we're gonna have a huge upgrade coming next episode. It's. I'm so excited about it. I've been keeping it a secret for a long time. It's been in the works for a long, long time. Big things coming. I guess we're technically in season two, so we're kind of getting a late jump to the start. But my first of late start to season two is going to be a good one. I feel like with this set refresh and everything that I'm gonna have on more guests, there'll be more room to play, more room to make drinks, more room for conversation, and just more room for me to put my foot in my mouth. So it's gonna be fun. I'm really excited about it and hopefully you guys love it. So I guess technically we're celebrating today, celebrating being here for the last final time. And I'm really happy about it. I. You know what? I think cheers to that. Let's have a little sippy. I poured myself a martini because we are celebrating, and I don't feel bad about it. It's all that good. I'm not gonna lie. I looked in the fridge. There was vodka, the onion things, like the balls of onions, and also olives, and I just kind of had no shaker. So I just kind of put the juices in a martini glass and then added cold vodka to it, which is kind of insane. But anyways, let's start this episode. We ton to talk about today. On today's episode, I want to start with the fact that I feel like prosciutto. Couldn't find the word. But definitely, I feel like a thinly sliced piece of meat. I was on antibiotics last week because I was, you know, I had uti. I don't. Sometimes I forget to pee after sex, and then I get a UTI every time it's a problem. And then once you get a uti, it's kind of like a domino effect. You just keep getting them. I feel like your kidneys and your bladder just gets weaker, so you're just more prone to them once you get one. And then you get, like, a ton. It just like, the most annoying thing ever. Anyways, I went on antibiotics, which, you know, I like. I love a little antibiotic here and there. But I was going on a brand trip with pepper mayo to Miami two days after I started that antibiotic, and the lady said to me at the pharmacy, she looked me dead in the eyes, and she was like, please do not go in the sun on this antibiotic. And I said, babe, I'm built different. Like, you don't get me. Like, the sun gets me. Like, she didn't understand. Anyways, I went to Miami, and I don't really wear sunscreen. Kids, don't do this. Don't, please wear your sunscreen. I'm just saying I don't wear sunscreen, and it's bad, and I'm gonna look like a leather couch in about 10 years. But I didn't wear sunscreen. And usually I don't burn. Like, I can go to Aruba based in the sun for hours on end. No sunscreen, Absolutely raw, dogging it. And I'll just get maybe a bit rosy, but never a burn. Like, my skin is built different. I swear. Anyways, I'm on a yacht in Miami with the girls. I'm basking in the sun. I look like a complete babe. I get back to my hotel Room or we were staying in house. I get back to my room, I look in the mirror and I'm like, things don't feel right. They don't look right. I'm not slaying the house down. Boots. Like, this sunburn wasn't giving, like, oh, rosy cheek. It was giving, like, allergic reaction. And I was feeling a bit nauseous. Like I need to vomit a little bit. I think I had sun poisoning. Anyways, days go by. It starts to peel. Okay. And then Graydon came. He crashed the. The brand trip. And then I wanted to extend my stay. And then there was a snowstorm in New York, so I couldn't leave if I wanted to. So we just extended our stay. Extended. Or say I peel a layer of skin. You. You're just like, skin starts to peel off a little bit, you know, just like. Not cute. Anyways. Fresh skin. All right. I go out into the sun. UV 7. I'm in the sun before my flight. I am on my flight home after tanning. No sunscreen on this. Fresh skin that was just exposed to the sun. Whatever. On the flight back home, I felt like, like Mars was sitting. Like a meteor was sitting on my chest. Like something really, really hot. Like a hot stone. And I was like, I've never had this feeling before. Anyways, get back to my apartment after landing, and I am blistered all over my chest. Just my chest. Which probably makes sense because if I'm lying on my back, it's probably the closest thing to the sun. It's all up. I have a second degree burn. I've never burned like this in my life. It is the most painful thing. And there's literally nothing you can do about a burn. It's so uncomfortable. Like, I can't sleep. It's insane. The only thing that's helping me is alcohol right now. So, yeah, I'm a. I look like tuna tartar or prosciutto, like I would say. Anyways. Ow. See, just hit me. My blister. Anyways, the point of the story is, please, if you're on antibiotics, read to fine print. Listen to your pharmacist. Do not tan. Because it just affects you differently, I guess. But whatever. I'm putting aloe on it. Anyways, let's get back to. Let's roll back a little bit. I want to talk about the freak ass billionaire encounter in Miami that happened. Okay. And let's start from the beginning. I talked about him on last week's episode. I'm going to change his name just for legal reasons. Because with billionaires that always just try to like send like a cease and desist. But he probably should have made me sign NDA. That was his fault, not mine. I'm going to make his name generic. His name is Greg. Let's call him Greg. So I met Greg at SH Margot a couple weeks ago. And he was cute. He was fine. I don't know if it was the liquor flowing or whatever, but he was cute. My friends thought he was cute. He was nice. We shared a kiss. It was really romantic. It was the day before Valentine's Day. We meet and I didn't really think much of it. I wake up the next day, it's Valentine's Day. He sends me probably like a thousand dollars or a couple thousand dollars worth of roses, like this massive bouquet. I post a couple tiktoks about it. I drop his real name. So if you want to like go back to those, you can. But like if I'm dropping your real name on my tick tock, it means I automatically don't give a about you. If I care about you, if I want to keep hooking up with you, if I want to hook up with you in general, your name will never be spoken on any of my platforms. And that's just like kind of how it works for me. It just. That's the math I do in my head. Anyways, I posted on my story, I'm name dropping him, blah, blah, blah, blah blah. He says he's gonna like buy me things and fly me out here. Like, you're not feeling well? Do you want some soup? He saw that I had posted on my story, one of my friends holding the bouquet. He was like naked and he was like holding the bouquet of flowers, like in front of like all of his private parts. I posted that to my story drunkenly, which I probably shouldn't have, but he was rage texting me the next day being like, I can't believe you would post another man naked holding my flowers. Like he was crashing out so quickly already. Anyways, was kind of avoiding seeing him because I really just like didn't get the vibes. He kind of like there was something dark about his aura that just made me a bit skeptical and uncomfortable. And I'm pretty good at reading people from the jump and he was just crazy. I just remember like being at brunch last weekend or two weekends ago and he's just calling me, calling me. If I'm not picking up on my phone, he's calling me on WhatsApp. Like that kind of vibe. And I'm like, it's too much for me. Like, it's just way too much. You got. Like, I don't like that. I feel like he was, like, putting a pillow over my face. Like, I don't like to be smothered like that. It just makes me really uncomfortable. And he just kept trying to make plans. In a lot of things. He was saying to me on paper, you would think this man is perfect. But later to come that he was lying about literally everything he ever said, including his age. He told me he was 29. He was. He's not 29, which is. Anyways, I tell him, I'm like, we cannot hang out. I can't come on this flight with you to so and so because I'm going on a work trip. I have to go to Miami with a brand, and that's where I'll be. And so he happens to accidentally fly to Miami, saying that he has other obligations there. He's blowing on my phone, blowing up my phone. I'm like, I'm on a work trip. Like, I don't know if you understand how brand trips work, but I'm not on my own schedule. I am on someone else's schedule from the time I wake up, from the time I go to bed. And, like, I don't have, like, really free time to, like, just, like, go out and, you know, meet up with you. I don't know what you want me to say. And also, like, I never told you to come. Like, you said you were coming to Miami because you had other obligations there. People to see your dad. So I don't know what this man was talking about, but he gave me, like, the impression that he was there to do other things. Come to find out that was not the case. He was just a psycho and he was following me to Miami. He goes, I want you to stay with me. Like, I'm staying at so and so hotel. I would like you to stay with me, extend your trip. We can fly back on my plane to New York, whatever. It all sounded nice to me. And at this point, I was like, okay. Like, I still might be interested in, like, hanging out with this guy. I just am kind of skeptical about the vibes because he's promising me a lot of things, and it just, like, was almost, like, too good to be true. So he goes, I want you to stay with me, though, when you extend your stay. That's not something I typically do, especially if I just meet someone once. I mean, I've done the whole one night stand thing. But if I'm playing, I don't plan one night stands. You know, those, like, happen in the moment. I grew up in a city, and I'm not dumb. I'm street smart. Like, it's not smart to just stay with a man you don't know you've met once in a hotel. It's just, like, on paper, not smart. Anyways, he goes, I want you to stay with me. And I was like, okay. Like, drunk. I would be, like, agreeing into it, and then I would wake up sober and be like, no, no, I feel like I need my own room. And then I would get drunk again, be like, all right, fine, fine, fine. And we were kind of going back and forth for a while. Anyways, Graydon ends up crashing the brand trip. Think he crashes and he wants to extend the stay too. So I tell this man, I'm like, listen, like, Graydon has to be a part of whatever we're doing. And I honestly felt safer doing it that way because then I had, like, at least a witness if I was murdered. And he was. He flipped out. He was like, gray didn't. No, no, no. Like, what the. I thought you were staying with me. What the. What the. And I was like. He was like, gaslighting the out of me. And I was like, hold the up. Absolutely not. Like, Graydon is my husband. He's a part of the deal or there is no deal. Okay? And so he finally agrees to it. 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We all go to the hotel, and this is where we started taking notes. Me and Green have a shared notes app about this man because it was a fucking disaster. So we go to the hotel, we get drinks. You know how me and Graydon are. We're like, very flirty. Like, I hold his hand. Like, we're like, being silly. This man's getting so pissed that I, like, sat on Graydon's lap, which is insane. He would, like, storm up. He would get up, storm off, walk away and be like, what the? Like, blah, blah, blah. But then he would go on the other end being like, any friend of yours is a friend of mine. Like, I love You. I love you. And, like, it was just, like, it was a lot. And then I would be on my phone. He would take the phone out of my hand, be like, if you're gonna be in my presence, like, you're not gonna be on your phone. And then he just started giving motivational speeches to me and Graydon. We'd be sitting there, and he would be like, this guy is as big as your dreams, and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he would just be giving these motivational speeches to the point where he's like, I have my own motivational speech page. Like, on Instagram, it has 56 followers. No one's getting motivated by anything he's saying. I get motivated to, like, delete my Instagram after seeing that. That's what he motivated me to do. He motivated me to get the out of there because it was like, code red, okay? After he showed me his motor motivational speeches, like, quotes thing on Instagram, I was like, absolutely the not. I am not dealing with this. You're weird. Like, I just didn't like the vibes of it. He was very condescending. And then all of a sudden, he starts talking about, like, oh, my God, if you saw my dick, like, you would, like, be so in awe of it. Like, it's the perfect dick. Like, you'd want to sleep with me. And he kept, like, trying to kiss me. Like, we were in public at a restaurant, and he was grabbing the, like, the nape of my neck and, like, forcing himself onto my, like, face. And I was like, no, no. Like, I don't do this in public. Like, not my thing. But, like, we were kind of, like, pecking. Like, that's okay. But, like, he wanted me to, like, basically, like, make out with him in the middle of a restaurant, like, Walgreens. Just sitting there, like, being like, what the fuck is going on? This man goes, I need to change my shirt. Before we go to the next location, he crashes our fucking dinner. Me and Graydon's date. He goes, I want to change my shirt. I don't think he wanted to change his shirt. He just wanted to take a shirt off while in the same room as me and Graydon. And he wanted to get me in, like, a bedroom setting. Creepy as. Anyways, we go up to his room. He's telling Graydon he's calling. Great. And Gaydon, let me. Let me go over all this, all these notes. He goes, do not take this as an offense, but when I look at you, Graydon, you're gay. So to me, you're Gayden. He kept calling him a homosexual, too. Like, I think he meant just, like, gay. But I think there was some sort of, like, language barrier. So he kept being like, you're a homo. You're a homo. And Graydon was like, no, babe, you can't say that. You can't see that here. He's like, you're a homo. Yeah. Like, he was French. So, like, I don't even know. And then he started telling me that he wanted to get me a Richard Millie because Rolexes sucked. And then he got me in his bedroom. Drayden's there, by the way. Beautiful, beautiful, sweet. But then he kept being like, you're gonna make love to me tonight. And I said, no, babe, I don't do that on the first date. Such a lie. But, like, I was like, no, babe, I don't do that. Like, I already knew at that point that this was not gonna be a thing. And he was like, no, you're going to. Like, no's not an answer to me. I was like, babe, yes, it is. No is an answer. No is the answer. And Greyden's looking at him being like, babe, in America, that's not legal. Like, you can't, like, just tell someone that they're gonna sleep with them. And me and Graydon were just, like, sitting there, man. Wouldn't shut the up about his motivational speeches. And then I think at one point Graydon goes, okay, so, like, what do you do if, like, a man, like, cheats on a woman? And he's like, you shoot him in the head. You shoot him in the head. And he was dead serious. Like, it was crazy town, but he did promise us, like, a private plane to the Bahamas. So at this point in time, we're kind of like, okay, do we put up with this shit for an extra few days? Just go to the Bahamas. Like, the content would be good, the story would be good. Like, blah, blah, blah. But I was like, if I go to the Bahamas, he's going to make me stay in the same room. And, like, then we're going to be in fucking trouble. We're going to be, like, stuck in the Bahamas. It's going to be a whole fucking problem anyways. The next day, wake up, I have a million DMS from random people because I did name drop this man. And they're just like, he's a serial killer. He, like, fucked his girlfriend's mom, recorded it, send it to everyone. Like, stories that, like, you can't really make up. And I was just like, this is Insane. And then I think the final straw of the night was, like, I made a joke being like, I've had more anal than greed in. And he, like, flipped the out at me. And then we just called it quits there. And then I blocked him on everything. WhatsApp, email, Venmo phone. And I haven't heard from him since. But, like, what do you mean? Like, the most shocking thing about that whole thing to me was, like, him just, like, being like, you are going to have sex with me. You will make sweet love to me. You will make sweet, sweet love to me. And Graydon was a witness, this whole thing. And we were just like, no. Like, no one's making sweet love to you, babe. Like, that's not how this works. I have to, like, agree to that. It was just all really up. And then the next day, he sent me a picture of, like, him crying. The Rizzo that he had initially on me was. He was cute. We met at Shea Margot. And in a joking way that was kind of, like, funny, silly, cutesy. He sent me, like, a massive bouquet of flowers the following day. And then he said he, like, worked with kids with cancer. And, like, on paper, he looks like a perfect human. Turns out he was, like, lying about any. Everything people are saying that he steals, he lies. He was lying about his age. Apparently he wasn't 29. And because I knew that because when we sat down with him at drinks, he goes, I'm 27. And I go, wait, I thought you were 29. He goes, no, you were drunk. You don't remember? I said 27. Turns out he's like 22 or something. Something like a lot younger than that. Like, lying about his age. But, like, he's at shame. Or go, he has to be at least 21. And he told me he was 29. I'm confused. What's going on? It was all really ass. And it's, like, kind of really scary because I feel like if we had gone to the Bahamas, it would have been a whole predicament that I don't know if I would be able to, like, weasel my way out of. He would probably, like, fed me to the sharks. I don't even think he was French. That's what some DMs are selling me. Like, that he's not even French. And then he just, like, lies steals. And it was really weird when he was crashing out to me our last conversation, he goes, do you want to talk to my dad? Do you want to talk to my dad? After he's sending me pictures of him crying. I go, why the would I want to talk to your dad? What do you mean? What do you mean? Where'd your dad come from? I don't know. Really weird ass. But anyways, that was my billionaire story. We live and we learn. I just, like, can't deal with a billionaire for a hot second. Thank God I did not sleep with this man, because that is so. The thing is, like, I had a sense and I'm really good at reading people because typically in Halle fashion, I would sleep with a man that has promised me nice watches of Richard. Millie telling me he's gonna have a private jet, sends me flowers. Like, this is a man I would typically sleep with. Thank you. But there was something in my gut telling me that this was wrong. There was something off and just like. I guess the moral of the story is go with your gut and thank God I had great in there. No, that would have been so. It would have been so much worse. But just, like, Graydon can attest to this, and he's going to come on in a few weeks and we'll talk about it more from his point of view. But green witness him being like, you are going to sleep with me. It's, like, not an option. I go, I don't care how much money you have. Like, it is an option, babe. There's this thing called consent, and it takes two to tango. Like, what do you fucking mean? Like, you're not. Like, no is not an answer. No is the answer, and you're a fucking freak for saying otherwise. It was really, like, rattling, but also, like, I'm not like, a naive person. Like, I'm pretty street smart and I can hold my own when it comes. Like, I've dealt with creepy men, but, like, I've never dealt with, like, that kind. There was like a language barrier there too, where he was just kind of like, you're saying yes. It was just very matter of fact in a way where, like, I don't think he knew how to, like, soften that harsh answer, you know, if that makes any sense. But it was just very alarming, and I did not like it at all. He's blocked. He's not gonna like this podcast episode because he's a creeper. I can't actually show the picture of this man, the selfie of the man crying that he sent me. But I'm gonna have great in just for, like, legal issues, but I will have great and recreate it. And we're gonna put that in because Graydon saw this firsthand and it Was just tears beyond. It was really, really, really scary. But so funny. Just like the cherry on top of the ice cream cake. Wait, is that the saying? The cherry on top of the ice cream? The cherry on top. The cherry period. The cherry. Okay, now that we're done with that weird ass billionaire freak, let's get in, let's go back a little bit. This is our last episode in this set. We're transitioning to a new set. I thought we could talk a little bit about life's transitions and what transitions mean to me. For me personally, I, because of my anxiety and my OCD and just like, I have really big, big, big control issues in my life. Like if I'm not, which is probably like why I have eating issues. Like, it's all like, transitions are really hard for me, even positive ones. Even when it's like going from winter. Like, let's think about the seasons. Like, let me give you a small example. I will look at the transition from winter to spring and some, most people, I think most normal fucking sane people will look at that being like, that is such a positive transition. Like, it's getting warmer out, summer is near. In my demented glass half empty mind I'm like, oh my God, time's ticking on. I'm one more second to death and that's how I spiral. So transitions are really, really hard for me also. Just like getting into a new routine sucks for me. Like when I went from high school to college was my first stint in rehab for an eating disorder because I just like couldn't fathom going from one realm to the next. And just the anticipation of that, that, you know, next step in my life weighed on me a lot and gave me a lot of stress. I also didn't have the best grades in high school or college, honestly. So I was just like kind of scrambling my senior year and I turned into like a complete perfectionist. Whether it came to like, food, school, anything in my life, I was just so OCD perfectionistic about it. Like I went crazy OD overboard with it and it. I ended up in rehab. So it was just like really hard for me. Not great with transitions. Going from college to the real world was really hard for me. I probably could have gone to rehab again that time. Life's tough, but like, life is full of transitions and learning to embrace them is a superpower and it's easier said than done. Chai makes your everyday spending work harder by delivering real rewards and financial progress. Chime is not just smarter banking. It is the most rewarding way to bank Join the millions who are already banking fee free today. Head to chime.comextradirty that is chime.com extra dirty it only takes a few minutes to sign up and Extra Dirty with Halle Batchelder listeners can earn up to an extra $350. Chime is a financial technology company, not a bank. 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But we've got the peace of mind part it covered. I remember when I started high school that was like probably my first big transition. Which makes sense because it was all the first time. Like in 8th grade was the first time I really started struggling with food. I think it all started there, honestly. You know, eighth grade's a weird time. You're all like, you know, you're making friends but you're not really in your self. Yeah, you're a lot of hormones, puberty, like ass shit's going on. Girls are mean. Like I went to an all girl girls Catholic school. Like if you weren't pretty, you weren't like a cool girl. And there was definitely tears in my class of like there was like the cool girls and then like the kind of cool girls and then everyone else was just like not that cool. That's kind of how I perceived it. And I always made an effort to be friends with everyone because I have been through a lot of awkward phases. Like when I went in there in fifth grade, you guys all know what I used to look like. I was chubby. I was awkward. I had that bowl haircut. I looked like ass Justin Bieber. Like I looked like 11. I looked like, you know, Augustus Gloop. Like a lot of different things. I looked like so the only way for me to make friends in that setting was kind of my humor and my personality. I was raised to be kind, raised to always talk to everyone. And I think people like, like that I was outgoing and like always made everyone feel included. And I was also friends. I took the bus every day until I got a car when I was 17. But I took the bus every day and those were all my best friends, like growing up, everyone on the bus. So like that was kind of like my friend group. But then I remember like 7th, 7th ish grade, maybe the beginning of 8th formals started to happen or like kind of gatherings with the other all boys school, like you know, where we'd start to mingle and stuff. And I started to like lose kind of like my baby fat at that time. And I started to like grow my hair out and I started to like look a little bit more attractive. And once I started to like look a little bit more attractive, I was getting more attention from the guys at the all boys school which kind of like validated me to the girls in my class that were like kind of in the cooler group. So I kind of always associated like being thin and pretty made you like significant and important and like good enough to take up space. That's kind of like how my mind works. Like that was kind of like the girl math I did in my head. So from then on out I went into high school and I had a completely different friend group. I was now like in the cool squad. And I was like, this is sick. Like I started going to parties, this is cool. But you know, it was a weird transition because I felt like I was kind of leaving a friend group behind. But like also really wanted to make sure I was opening myself up to make new friends. You know, it was just a weird ass time. Fast forward. You know, high school's rough for everyone. You lose friends every year it feels like. But sometimes people just outgrow each other. I know like some of my best friends in high school I don't even speak to anymore, which is sad. But like that's just how life goes. Like you outgrow people and it's scary because you'd like to think that the best friends you have right now are the best friends you're going to keep forever. But sometimes it just goes like this. And that's okay for that to happen, you should just like let that happen. If it's supposed to happen, it's supposed to happen. And maybe like you'll find those friends later on in life. But Maybe not. And that's just how life goes. But I do think that, you know, the competition that was applying to colleges and getting into a prestige school, coming out of a prestige high school, it was like a lot of fucking pressure. And then you get into college and then you're back at the bottom of the food chain again because you go from being a senior, you're the. Everyone's scared of you, to the bottom of the totem pole, being a freshman in college. No one talks about that. That sucks. All the upperclassmen I remember were so rude to me. Of course they'd be like rude to like the pretty blonde girl. I will say that it was difficult. And then you have to like meet new friends and like hope that people like you. I remember being a huge people pleaser going into college. Like I was just like buying everyone Starbucks, letting random people use my car, like all these different things just so I would secure like friendships. And looking back on that now, I feel like so embarrassed that I did that. But like, I just wanted people to like me. And I thought, you know, you would like buy the alcohol and buy the Starbucks and blah blah, blah, like people would like you. I feel like I was buying friendships at one point. Looking back, it is what it is. But like, at least it's not like that now. It's just like a lot of growing pains that are uncomfortable when you like go into college. But when I graduated, I had no idea what the I wanted to do. I was a classics major with an art history minor. No what the I'm gonna be a museum director. Like I had no idea what I wanted to do with that. And honestly I only chose that major because one, I had to and two, I was good at it. I was really good at interpreting art and just like things that had gray area. I've always been like a kind of a creative mind loss of like a black and white mind. I've been always like a gray area mind minded person. Anyways, I would say that when I graduated covet hit right away. And then I was like, thank there's a crisis going on so I don't have to like lock down and get a real job. Like that's my honest truth. Like I was like, thank God I have some time to like, like postpone the inevitable of me getting a corporate job. Which by the way, I never thought I was cut out for it to begin with. It gave me anxiety that I had no purpose and I had nothing I was passionate about and I had no idea what I wanted to Do. I had some interest in real estate, which I eventually got my real estate license, but not because I was dying to sell a house. I was dying of fake tits. My dad told me if I pass that exam that I could get fake tits. Like, things that were inspiring to me were very not work related. They were like vanity related in like, I wanted to move to New York. I wanted to party. Like, it's not like I want to move to New York to like, you know, the American dream. I don't know, like, how to put it. Like, I was not excited to work. I really didn't want to work. I wanted to be a housewife, honestly. And I wanted to fuck around for as long as I possibly could. So anyways, like I, in my family, like, you have to work. Like you have to have some sort of job. So I would hostess. I would spend the whole year not working and then I would go into the Nantucket where my parents and my family summer and I would, they would call me two job hallow because I would, you know, hostess at crew and then I would leave crew and hostess at the galley. It'd be a sick gig. I would meet hot guys, I wouldn't get tipped. I would make 16 bucks an hour, but I was still meeting people. I was having drinks on the job. I was like, like on Nantucket, living my best life. Like, it was fine. I was happy with it. And then September would roll around and I would go back to New York, no job, and just rip it up. So I remember, like, I had a lot of free time to just post on Tick Tock Tick Tock was happening then. And I would go on all these lavish trips. I would go to Vegas, I would be on private jets, I would be with my friends. I would be behind the DJ booth with these sick DJs. And then I just started thinking, like, why don't I just start like telling these stories and documenting my life? It wasn't a transition. I. I didn't wake up one morning saying, you know what? I'm gonna get into content creation and I'm going to do this as a career. I more did it being like, I think if I posted online, like I could get some followers and like, you know, I think it could be interesting. No one else is doing this right now, telling stories and being authentic. It was like I was kind of from an era of influence where everything was super curated, all for the aesthetic. Everything was pretty imperfect. It was glamorizing the highs in your life. But like, no one was really talking about the lows, like, the hangovers. Like, you know, I gotten cheated on. Like, no one was really being honest in my opinion. So I was like, why don't I just tell those stories and talk about how I party and talk about how I wake up a lot of times hungover. And, you know, I'm not gonna lie. I'm just gonna give my honest truth and see how it lands. And. And somehow I ended up creating, you know, some sort of community through telling these stories. People were like, thank God someone's being refresh, refreshingly honest for once. And it kind of just like hit and stuck. And all of a sudden I had a career out of, like, it felt like I got a career out of not having one, if that makes any sense. And talking about it, I'd be like, get ready with me and, like, wake up at 11 and like, go to Equinox. Then I go to Pilates and then I go out for drinks like that. I started getting, like, these brand deals and then now I'm with unwell and I have a podcast and I'm very happy and grateful. But, like, how did this happen? I kind of just like, how am I sitting here with the microphone in front of me? These are transitions I did not anticipate. But it is weird how life works like that. And I think that, you know, this whole podcasting thing, when I first sat down on a zoom with Alex and she was just like, you know, like, would you ever be interested in doing, like, long form content? Like, I love your short form content. You can do this as a podcast, as a career, like, just make it a bit longer and, like, fluff up the stories a little bit and just like, kind of like give context and whatnot, which is a lot easier said than done. And I was like, fuck. Oh my God. Alex Cooper's reaching out to me. This is so sick. Like, this is so exciting. Absolutely. I would love to do it. I didn't realize, like, how much actual. And I give her so much credit because I thought people just, like, sat down here with a fucking microphone in front of them and they have this, like, gift where they can just speak for an hour and a half on end and ask a lot of, like, questions, blah, blah. But there was so much work that goes on behind the scenes that I don't think people, like, really think about. I think when people see me sit here, they just think I just sit down with my coat on and just like, rip it and just like, kind of like roll, like, see whatever rolls off the tongue. But no like, there's a social plan, there's like an editor, there's a producer. We have to go through a whole outline. We have to think about what stories we want to talk about this week and we have to think about topics that all bridge together to the next topic. You know, we have to think about segments. We think about, you know, like, the longevity of the show when it comes to talking about certain things and how we could, like, bring those things up later or touch on things that we talked about in earlier episodes. Like, there's a lot of thinking and planning that goes into it that I did not know about and I'm still learning. Busy work weeks can leave you feeling drained. 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But I do think that there's more interesting things about me when it comes to like, how my mind works. I do have like a lot of thoughts. I think I'm like a lot smarter than people think too. Which maybe is to say, but like, I think people just look at me as kind of like a dumbass. But like, or maybe not, but like, I don't know. I just like think that with this next upcoming season we're gonna have like a lot more guests on. I'm excited to have guests on. I feel like it just like I love having conversations with people. Like, I love it. Something I love and I've always loved, which is part of like, why I love going out so much. It's like, I love meeting new people, having conversations with new people, learning things about new people and just like having fun with that and just I feel like this new season is going to be a lot more focus on that part, and I'm really excited to see how it goes. I think it's gonna be really good. Anyways, enough of me and let's get into you guys. We're gonna do some listener questions, and, you know, these really are gonna bring a joy to my evening. I'm gonna have a sip of my martini before we really get into it. Oh, my God. That tastes like. Anywho. Now let's get into you guys. Let's get into your listener confessions, which bring light and joy to my day. You guys are freakier than me, which I appreciate because it makes me feel more insane. All right, let's start with this girl, this beautiful girl. I'm zooming in on her face right now on this screenshot. She looks gorgeous. I sent nudes to an anonymous sugar daddy online, and I worry if I get famous, he'll leak them. I think about this every day. You have no idea. I've been sending a lot of nudes recently to get a reservation at this really nice restaurant in Miami. The other weekend, I asked one of my daddies that I knew in Miami, and I just sent a picture of my pussy. Got the reservation for me and Graydon within 30 minutes. But, like, my hand tattoos are in them, so, like, I could be actually if he wants to release them, but I have a pretty put, so I don't feel that bad about it. Yeah, this is a real fear. I mean, I. As I said in a previous episode, like, I got hacked for, you know, I was plowing myself with a massive pink dildo, and I was like, sucking dick. I have a few sex tapes that were all saved to Cameroon in the middle of the night that will probably eventually be leaked. But, like, you know what we can do now? We can just blame AI. So if this man leaks your nudes, just be like, that's not me. That's AI. And people are just making AI nudes of me because I'm famous. That's all you have to say, and then you're golden. That's literally what. I've literally thought about this so much. I'll just be like, it's AI. And I will not claim. I know. I know famous people that do that or have done that because it's just so easy now. Hey, say hi. Bye. And people believe it. Next is, I slept on my sneaky links porch because I thought breaking inside was crossing a boundary. What's the point of that, though? What is the reason? What is the reason. But, like, yes, breaking and entering would be crossing a boundary. Also would be catching a case. We'd be catching a felony. Maybe, but I don't understand sleeping on his cold porch. Like, you're not even getting. You're not even talking to the guy. So I'm not really understanding the thought process here. Unless you're linking with the snake, what's the point of sleeping on his porch? He's gonna think you're weird, and he's probably not gonna want to link with you again. I need more context to this story for it to make sense. Next, I believe is by the same girl because it's the same profile picture. You scare me in the best way possible. She goes, I once air tagged a man because he was cheating. He was. Got him. Okay, Queen. The thing is with air tags, because I've also tried to air tag a man is it gives you notifications when you air tag a man, you can see if it's tracking you, so it's a bit difficult, but I like the thought. A man buys and drinks my pee for $100 an ounce. Babe, rent can't be that high. And I know it's not. I know it's not that high. What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? I'll venmo you the 100 bucks. Don't let a man drink your pee. Babe, I, like, would get, like, if you're peeing on him, like, I've done that. Some people are into that. I don't know. But, like, for 100 bucks, at least 250. Babe, what are we doing here? That's just, like, a lot, but, like, get the bag, I guess. How do you know? How many ounces? Do you have, like, a measuring cup besides your bed? Do you. Does he pick it up? Do you? Uber, uber carrier package. Like, I have a lot of questions for you, and I'm worried about you. And is he okay? That doesn't sound healthy. I don't know. This girl goes, I used to pour bleach. Cleaning supplies. Anything that would look toxic on my ex's weed plants. Babe, he might kill him. I hope this is anonymous because you might be catching a case after this one. Bleach, Babe, we can't nail that. This is bad news bears. I don't know what to say to this one. I feel like I'm, like, a witness now. And she goes to court. This feels like an episode of svu. Like, I don't know what to do here now. Like, I'm gonna be Called to the witness stand, Hallie Bachelder was on Extra Dirty. And she read it. She knows who this is. Smokes the weed plants that are covered in bleach. Like, I'll be on. I'll be on trial. But, like, you can't hate. Like, just break up with him. If you don't like to smell weed that bad, don't murder him. That's just my educated opinion. I would hook up with a co worker at the hospital to live out my grace. Anatomy dreams. I would, too. I would. Like. One of my dreams is to a hospital bed. Honestly, if I'm, like, in the bed and, like, my significant other, like, comes and, like, we have sex in the bed, like, I would love to do that. That sounds like a lot of fun to me. Like, I like having sex in public places. Kind of. Like, I love the aspect of, like, maybe getting hot. It, like, does something for me in my climaxing abilities, but that's wrong. And don't do that time. I went to a funeral once because I knew the guy I liked was going to be there. I mean, what's worse? Like, meeting someone at a funeral or meeting someone at the club? Like, I guess, like, there's always a different location where you can meet someone, but, like, are you grieving the person who died or is the only reason you're going to the funeral is because you want to see that man get some dick? Like, there's questions I have about this. If you're just going to a funeral to get some, I would, you know, question that a touch and maybe pass on slight judgment. But if it's like killing two birds with one stone, no pun intended. Rip. Are you, like, if you're going to the funeral because you care in a guy who, like, happens to be there as some incentive to go also, the lines are blurred a little bit. I don't know. But, you know, funeral, coffee shop, like, park, like, there's always new places to, like, meet new cute boys, so I get it. I got it. It's trying times out there. I. My gay best friend with a dildo because he wanted to try bottoming. Are you gay? Wait, are you a girl? You're a girl. Wow, you're. You guys are throwing me for a loop today. I'm not going to lie. I would love to do this with Graydon. I'm not gonna lie. Like, he would never let me. But, like, if grade one tried bottoming ones, I would him with a dildo. I've always wanted to try a strap on grade with the Perfect person to do it. Everyone thinks, like, me and Greyden secretly hook up, but we don't. He would never touch me. Like, whenever I like, even change in front of him, he, like, jumps out the window and averts his eyes. Like he can't even look at my clam. It's the most ass ever. But I mean, I guess slay if. If this is like what you both wanted and it brings you guys closer together as friends, then, period. A man ate me out in a public staircase outside the club while I was texting my friends. That's hot. I mean, like, we're people on the stairs. Like, we're like people in line. Or like, you know, like getting eaten out in public places is, like, unreal. There's something about it that just like, hits different. My ex told me that he would never love me as much as his mom. We had been dating for two years. That's some weird ass Freudian that I don't subscribe to. What do you mean he would never love you as much as you love his mom? Like, does he want to his mom? That's kind of how it sounds. You can't say that to someone you. Before comparing a girl you to your mom. That's weird. And he needs to be studied. I mean, that's just odd. I just like, I can't mama boys is cute until it's not cute, if you know what I mean. Like, it becomes too much. It becomes the most like. Get a grip. Like, what? Why are you even comparing this girl who you've been inside to, to your mother? You're weird for that. Get a grip clip. Get a grip clip. Anyways, listener confessions. They always make me feel so much better of myself. You guys are nuts. And I love you all. Anyways, amazing solo episode. This is always fun. I've been loving the solos recently. I'm not gonna lie. I don't know if you guys have, but I have been loving them. In next week, we have some huge changes coming up. Up. Big transition. We're going to the new set. You're never gonna see me in this blue chair ever again. For this new refresh, it's gonna be a bit more of an interactive set. So for people that listen to me, you guys should definitely be watching on YouTube. It's gonna be something you want to see with your own eyes. We're gonna be making drinks. We're gonna be having fun. We're gonna be talking. We're gonna be doing all. We're gonna be moving around. Okay. I want to be interacting with my space. So definitely subscribe to the YouTube, you know, but if you're listening, of course you can listen to me on any other platform. Tell your friends about the show, like subscribe, comment, do all the things, and I'll see you guys next week. I'm really excited about it and I love you all. Have a good weekend.