B (1:56)

I wanted to do brunch one time,

A (1:57)

but we're gonna do brunch. That's what we're pregaming for. That's what we're pregaming for is brunch.

B (2:01)

Exactly.

A (2:02)

What are we drinking right now?

B (2:03)

We are gonna have some Guinness. But you said you were going to show off your chugging capabilities.

A (2:09)

Yeah. This is actually a fun fact about me. Like, I don't think people understand, like, how fast I can chug. Okay, I'll do it. But, like, it's Guinness, yo. All right, cheers.

B (2:21)

Cheers. Let's see what you got. Should we go at the same. All right. Three, two, one, Oh, my God. Howie. Oh, my God. Well done.

A (2:33)

I'm the throat goat.

B (2:35)

Yeah, you are.

A (2:36)

Best your friends, Neil. Like that.

B (2:39)

I love it.

A (2:40)

Okay, let's do, like, a little bit of an intro. Where are you from? Like, I don't know the basics about you.

B (2:44)

So I am from Rumson, New Jersey.

A (2:46)

Okay.

B (2:47)

Born and raised. Went to regular high school until my freshman year, and then I went to a tennis academy.

A (2:52)

You play tennis?

B (2:53)

Yes.

A (2:54)

Are you, like, good?

B (2:55)

I played D1 and then I quit junior year.

A (2:57)

Where'd you play D1?

B (2:58)

Monmouth University. I say local New Jersey boy.

A (3:00)

You know my friend Lauren. I feel like everyone from New Jersey. First time.

B (3:03)

Yes. Yes.

A (3:04)

Have you guys had this conversation? Yes.

B (3:06)

I grew up in Madison. Yeah. I met Lauren once or twice at tournaments actually. Going up now.

A (3:12)

Do you play, like, Club Dennis?

B (3:13)

I, I, I'm getting back into it. I hated it for a while because it was like, a job and kind of like, tore everything apart in my life. But now I'm like, have a sick. Like, I want to get back into it.

A (3:23)

Yeah. I think tennis is, like, one of the hardest sports ever.

B (3:26)

Do you play? Have you ever played?

A (3:28)

No. But, like, my friend Paige Lorenz is married to, like, a professional.

B (3:31)

Tommy Paul.

A (3:31)

Yeah, Tommy Paul, legend. So, like, I. We've tried to play. We, like, had Tommy, like, try to, like, help us.

B (3:37)

He's a beast.

A (3:38)

Swing ones. He is a beast. And it's a lot harder than you think. And, like, you have to, like, be able to, like, jump back and forth in the court.

B (3:44)

Yeah. You gotta be f. And, you know,

A (3:46)

I have no hand eye coordination at all.

B (3:48)

We were talking about this. You want to join the kickball? I'm trying to get my kickball team.

A (3:52)

I told Wes. I was like, I want to join the kickball. And he laughed in my face.

B (3:56)

Yeah. He said, don't show the link with Hallie.

A (3:59)

The link with Halle. I go, I can, like, kick a ball. He's like, we take this shit very seriously. We won last year. We went to the bar with our trophy.

B (4:07)

Yeah.

A (4:08)

And I was like, maybe I'll just be a cheerleader on the sidelines.

B (4:11)

Yeah.

A (4:12)

Is it a girl and guys kickball team?

B (4:13)

Yeah. It gets very serious, apparently.

A (4:16)

No, apparently, like, it's.

B (4:18)

I love that, though.

A (4:18)

Yeah. Do I look like an athlete to you?

B (4:20)

You do.

A (4:21)

What sports do you picture me playing?

B (4:24)

Did you play sports growing up or not really.

A (4:25)

I would like you to guess what I played.

B (4:27)

Soccer?

A (4:28)

No.

B (4:29)

Basketball.

A (4:30)

You think I fucking play basketball? Yo. No.

B (4:33)

What sport did you play?

A (4:34)

I. So I went to an all girls Catholic school where you, like, had to play a sport each season.

B (4:38)

Yeah.

A (4:39)

Or else you had to do theater each season. And I was like, I'm not being a fucking geek. Like, I'm not doing theater. Although I think I would have been really good at it. I had a role in Shakespeare.

B (4:47)

I think you would. I think you would have killed it.

A (4:49)

We had to do, like, a Shakespeare play in seventh grade once.

B (4:52)

Yeah.

A (4:52)

And I had, like, one of the most lines in my class. And I was the jokester, and I honestly slayed it. Got nay good job.

B (5:00)

What was the. I didn't ever show up in the yearbook or anything. I left school early, so. Were you nominated for anything in high school?

A (5:07)

I don't know if we did superlatives, but, like, we probably did fake ones. They probably got, like, moose outgoing. I was really friends with everyone.

B (5:15)

There you go.

A (5:15)

And I was, like, in a clicky class, like, all girls Catholic. Like, let's be real. So there was, like, everyone had different friend groups, and I made sure I was friends with all of them.

B (5:24)

Yeah. High school was tough.

A (5:26)

Were you cool in high school?

B (5:27)

I. No. I left regular high school my freshman year. I got picked on my bully. Freshman year was a girl.

A (5:33)

You were bullied by a girl?

B (5:34)

I was bullied by a senior girl. And she would take my cookie every Friday.

A (5:38)

Why'd you bring a cookie every Friday?

B (5:40)

But she was huge. Ask anyone from my town. She's like a bodybuilder.

A (5:43)

She's built.

B (5:44)

Yeah.

A (5:44)

Tall.

B (5:45)

I was just a short, little scrawny kid playing tennis at the time. That was always funny.

A (5:50)

You were a joker. Class clown. I was a jokester. I was like, class clown until, like, I got kind of pretty in eighth grade. And then the boys started to like me. And then I went from class clown to, like, who's that? Baddie in training. Wait. Bachelor of sports. So I was a field hockey goalie, an ice hockey goalie. No, not an ice hockey goalie. A field hockey goalie, Lacrosse goalie. And I played ice hockey.

B (6:17)

Okay.

A (6:17)

And when I played ice hockey, I accidentally tripped. One of my own teammates accidentally got my, like, stick stuck in her skate. And she was.

B (6:26)

That happened a few times.

A (6:26)

Yeah. She was in a neck brace for six weeks.

B (6:29)

Oh, my God.

A (6:29)

Yeah.

B (6:30)

You feel bad? Did you feel bad?

A (6:31)

I felt really bad. And like, I was the type of person that would, like, score on her own net. I was really bad at sports.

B (6:37)

What if somebody took you skating at Rockefeller center for a date? Would you ever do that?

A (6:42)

It would be show off.

B (6:43)

Your moves.

A (6:43)

It wouldn't be like my best. I'm actually not a bad skater, but I'm not, like, good at, like, running down the ice. Yeah, no, with a stick. With a weapon.

B (6:56)

With a weapon.

A (6:57)

So when did you move to New York City?

B (6:58)

Moved to New York City three years ago. It's been three years here.

A (7:02)

And what did you come here to do?

B (7:04)

I came here doing tech sales.

A (7:06)

Okay. Was that fun?

B (7:07)

Terrible. Horrific. I did the whole after tennis. Didn't know what to do with myself. Moved to Nashville, went to the commercial real estate route. Sucked at it. Went to tech sales. Was a personality hire. Hated it.

A (7:19)

Yeah.

B (7:19)

Didn't know what to do with myself. And then I fumbled upon this. Now we're doing this.

A (7:24)

I feel like everyone kind of just like, stumbles into this.

B (7:26)

Yeah.

A (7:27)

So you have a show Waltz and Bruises, which I've been on. It's great, by the way.

B (7:30)

Thank you.

A (7:31)

How do you come up with the name?

B (7:32)

Great question.

A (7:33)

Like, are you accident prone?

B (7:35)

Like, it just came up out of

A (7:36)

nowhere because your last name is Welch Welts.

B (7:38)

And I was like, what goes with Welch Welts and Bruises? But we've talked about. We've talked about changing the name of the show.

A (7:43)

Yeah. But I kind of like it. My producer is obsessed with it. So how long have you been doing the show?

B (7:48)

Seven months.

A (7:49)

Who was your first guest?

B (7:50)

My first guest was Emily Janes. She was like my first guest at the bar. My first few shows were in Central park and they were horrific. They were so bad.

A (7:58)

Were you trying to do, like, that kind of, like, series where, like, they go up to people that are walking by?

B (8:05)

So bad?

A (8:06)

Yeah. You have to be a certain type of socially anxiety fearing person to get away with that. I hate filming in public too.

B (8:15)

And my guy at the time wasn't really experienced. And we realized after we did all the interviews that the mics weren't on.

A (8:22)

Oh, yeah.

B (8:23)

And it was a learning. It was. It was. It was all about learning, and it's

A (8:27)

all about learning and growing.

B (8:28)

I look at those videos, like, once every week to, like, remind myself how far we've gotten, because I always get caught up in, like, what's. We talked about this.

A (8:35)

Yes.

B (8:36)

What's next? What. What's. What are we gonna do in the future? And I'm like, sometimes just take a step back and appreciate what you're doing.

A (8:42)

Yeah. I always say, like, my biggest competition is, like, myself today.

B (8:46)

Matthew McConaughey. Have you ever seen Matthew McConaughey's speech?

A (8:50)

No.

B (8:50)

Is your homework for tonight?

A (8:52)

Okay.

B (8:52)

I'M not. This is your homework. You're going to look at Matthew McConaughey's Oscar speech.

A (8:56)

Okay.

B (8:57)

He's like, who's your hero? It's me, 10 years from now and keeps going and.

A (9:01)

Oh, I like that. That's kind of how I think.

B (9:02)

Exactly.

A (9:03)

I'm going to look it up.

B (9:04)

Fires me up.

A (9:05)

Who's like your dream guest? You asked me the same question.

B (9:08)

Matthew McConaugh.

A (9:09)

Really?

B (9:10)

Yeah. I think he'd.

A (9:11)

Come on.

B (9:12)

Oh, I would love.

A (9:12)

Got to pull some strings.

B (9:13)

God. Yeah. Him. We gotta go tennis route. Let's get Tommy on one day.

A (9:19)

I bet Tommy would do it.

B (9:20)

I would love to get Tommy on.

A (9:22)

I could so see him doing that. So you really like tennis?

B (9:25)

Love tennis.

A (9:25)

Did you go to the US Open?

B (9:27)

Every year. Are you going this year?

A (9:29)

How did I not know this about you?

B (9:30)

Well, we didn't become friends until a few months ago.

A (9:33)

I know. How did we find out?

B (9:34)

I was kind of like hiding from everyone for a while.

A (9:37)

Wait, let's talk about the first time we met. You thought I hated you.

B (9:40)

Yes. I thought you could not stand me. I don't know why. I'll tell you why. We were at. We were at Pete. Where was it?

A (9:49)

Pete's Tavern bar. Wasn't it? The Pretty bar.

B (9:52)

It was Pete's Tavern.

A (9:53)

Yeah.

B (9:53)

And the person I was working with at the time, who we both know, you come over, walking to the table and sit down. I'm like, hi. You go, hi. We're just. We're just. We're just sitting there drinking, not really talking. And I'm just. I was in my head.

A (10:11)

I think that was after, like the Amazon Influencer event.

B (10:14)

Yes, it was.

A (10:15)

I was so. Everyone was there reigned from that. Because it's just like a lot of interactions with everyone on your for you page.

B (10:24)

Yeah.

A (10:25)

And it's a lot.

B (10:26)

Yeah.

A (10:26)

So I was just like, I don't. I can't speak anymore. But now I get kind of non verbal.

B (10:32)

Me too.

A (10:33)

And people, like, always read me as a.

B (10:37)

What do our friends say the other night? They're like, when Dave's ready to leave for the. For the last hour of the night, I just, like, put on my hood and don't talk to anyone.

A (10:43)

Yeah, you do do that.

B (10:44)

And everyone's like, dave, are you okay? I'm like, I'm fine.

A (10:47)

Is that the kind of drunk you are, though, where you get mute? Because I get really mute. I don't get rowdy.

B (10:51)

Yes. No. I barely get rowdy. I get rowdy for these.

A (10:54)

Yeah.

B (10:54)

And like, Talking, like, interviews. I get rowdy when I'm out with my friends. Complete opposite.

A (10:59)

Yeah.

B (11:00)

There's like 10 to 20 minutes where I'm like, yes, this is life. This is awesome.

A (11:03)

But you're not, like, on the table. No, we are friends with guys that are like that.

B (11:09)

Who?

A (11:09)

How did you get in that little friend group you're in?

B (11:12)

I was introduced to Keon from Justin and Joey. I met Justin and Joey in the summer. Just randomly.

A (11:17)

Just randomly.

B (11:18)

Yeah.

A (11:18)

But, you know, like, some other influencers. Right. Or just maybe from New Jersey. You know, the twins kind of. Right.

B (11:24)

You know the twins. I used to date their best friend for four years.

A (11:28)

Oh.

B (11:29)

And then obviously grew up in the same areas, like Sally, Alex and them.

A (11:33)

Okay.

B (11:34)

But I only met Alex once. Met Sally a few times.

A (11:37)

Sally hangs out.

B (11:38)

Yeah. I don't see her a lot.

A (11:40)

New York City circle. I feel like I see her all the time.

B (11:42)

Yeah. They all went to rbc. Rep and Catholic.

A (11:45)

What's rbc?

B (11:46)

The high school that all of them went to.

A (11:48)

Red Bank.

B (11:48)

Red bank. Right next to Rumson.

A (11:50)

Rbc.

B (11:51)

Rbc.

A (11:52)

What apartment was your first neighborhood in?

B (11:54)

Greenwich Village.

A (11:55)

Greenwich Village.

B (11:56)

It was beautiful, but I lived in the basement, and I think there was mold in the basement. And I would get sick all the time. Yeah, but I miss it a lot.

A (12:04)

Well, it was very pretty.

B (12:05)

I used to hate New York City.

A (12:07)

Did you see rats all the time?

B (12:09)

Not in the apartment.

A (12:10)

Oh.

B (12:11)

Like, outside.

A (12:12)

Did you think my biggest fears, like a cockroach or a rat or anything like that? Or spider, even.

B (12:18)

Spider. See, we were fearful. Like, if I went on Fear Factor and I was put in a tub with spiders or snakes, I would be fine.

A (12:25)

What if you were put in a tub with James Charles?

B (12:30)

That'd be fine.

A (12:32)

What are you scared of?

B (12:33)

Nothing.

A (12:34)

You're not scared of a single thing. Heights.

B (12:36)

Heights. Bad.

A (12:37)

Jinx.

B (12:38)

Bad.

A (12:39)

Bad. What? You never. You would never go skydiving?

B (12:41)

Never.

A (12:42)

Would you, like, climb the Eiffel Tower?

B (12:43)

You couldn't. No. You couldn't pay me.

A (12:45)

Okay.

B (12:45)

So, thanks. I got some of these videos. I was in La Jolla, and we're just climbing up this little cliff, and it's just me holding on to, like, the side of the cliff because I thought I was gonna fall over. It was terrible.

A (12:57)

I don't love heights either. Do you ever watch those videos, like, on TikTok or something where, like, they're jumping off?

B (13:03)

Yeah. It's not. Yeah. No.

A (13:04)

But. Yeah, I don't like heights either.

B (13:05)

No.

A (13:06)

But I really don't like snakes. I Don't know. I got a tattoo.

B (13:09)

You have a tattoo of a snake?

A (13:11)

I was, like, manic on a Tuesday.

B (13:12)

We're getting a tattoo together.

A (13:14)

We should.

B (13:14)

On the hand.

A (13:15)

What should we get?

B (13:16)

We talked about this when I was at the Night of Swifts last week.

A (13:21)

We. I love Swifts.

B (13:22)

Yeah, we had a good time, and we had a great, really fun night.

A (13:26)

Boy, Dylan's the best.

B (13:27)

He's. He's really nice.

A (13:28)

Yeah.

B (13:29)

And that show, when he comes on my show, it's gonna be funny. You're gonna. You're gonna.

A (13:32)

No, I'm gonna come to that.

B (13:34)

We're gonna wear robes.

A (13:35)

Yes. You're gonna wear robes.

B (13:36)

He's gonna do splits on the bar.

A (13:38)

And he's gonna do splits. Oh, yeah, we did talk about this. I was pretty drunk at work, I'm not gonna lie. Do you watch his TikToks?

B (13:44)

I do. The way it's. It's a talent.

A (13:49)

What is? Something you never expected about New York. Before moving to New York City, I

B (13:55)

never expected to, like, meet and become friends with the people I'm with right now. Yeah, like, I've seen your stuff before. We became friends. Like, I never in a million years

A (14:04)

thought we'd be as close sitting right here.

B (14:06)

Never.

A (14:06)

I know. We did become fast friends.

B (14:09)

Like, I consider you a close friend of mine.

A (14:11)

No, we're close friends now.

B (14:12)

Very close. I consider you a close friend. And the people I'm surrounded with, like, my friends from home, I love them, and they're always going to be close to me. But, like, the people I'm with now, it's like they're like my people. I love them.

A (14:24)

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B (16:05)

was your experience. What's something that.

A (16:07)

That I didn't expect before moving to New York City? You know, it took me a while for me to feel like acclimated in this environment. I just like never felt like New York was like my home for a long time. Yeah, I always felt like because this was always a place me and my family visited, we'd stay in hotels and once I first moved here, I was just like, everyone just like is always on the go go. I feel like everyone's just like on a mission all the time. Like no one's really just like chilling and relaxing. I also moved here during COVID It was a different time.

B (16:36)

That's right, you did.

A (16:37)

So it like took me a minute to like, just like get in a groove of things, but now it feels like home. Like when I go to Boston. Oh, should I do the same?

B (16:45)

Yeah. Join. Are you going to the Boston Marathon?

A (16:50)

No, but I donated to Aiden. I'm going hammered. I don't even know how much I donated. That's like a new thing of mine. I'll get drunk and just start donating to people's marathon causes. I did it to her. To a sister I believe as well. Like hundreds of dollars.

B (17:07)

Yeah. You want to make me some money?

A (17:11)

Everyone take my phone away when I'm drunk. All right, I'm gonna ask you some New York related questions.

B (17:16)

Hit me. Let's hear it.

A (17:17)

What neighborhood has best nightlife?

B (17:19)

Soho.

A (17:21)

I like Soho nightlife, yo.

B (17:24)

Yeah, I like beyond the Pale. I like Delta Charlie. I like those spots.

A (17:28)

Oh, yeah, I guess that's a good. I didn't even know those were.

B (17:30)

Yeah, call me out.

A (17:31)

Like, I didn't even know those were in Soho.

B (17:33)

That's so Spring Street. Spring Lounge.

A (17:35)

Oh, yeah. That whole street's pretty good.

B (17:37)

Yeah.

A (17:38)

What do you just be on the hill? Spring Lounge Mulberries.

B (17:41)

Are you a club person? Depends on what type of person you are.

A (17:43)

I used to be a club rat. I'm retired. I mean, I'll still help the club if like there's good group going. But like I used to be going out every single day of the week. I was a Tao groupie. Oh. Do you know what Tao is?

B (18:00)

Of course.

A (18:01)

So like Tao hospitality owns a bunch of different restaurants, bars and clubs. So what would happen is like you go to a comped massive tow dinner with like models, everything's out, paid for and a bunch of like cool people come in. Celebrities, athletes, etc, Promoters. Promoters. And then after you go to a club, Monday through Saturday, we would go to a different thing every single night.

B (18:26)

Yeah. Did you ever talk to a promoter?

A (18:28)

I've sucked off a promoter and now

B (18:32)

they are like the craziest people. I've never met a normal.

A (18:36)

I just don't know how you get into that line of work. But this promoter was really hard.

B (18:39)

Where does he promote?

A (18:41)

He was just promoting.

B (18:42)

Oh.

A (18:43)

If I were to like tell my 22 year old self, give her any advice, I would probably say don't do that.

B (18:50)

I mean, why not? You live once, Allie. You have the experiences. It's fun. You've lived a very exciting life.

A (18:56)

I know.

B (18:57)

I, I. You've done nothing wrong in my book.

A (19:00)

Yeah, not in my book either. I've definitely seen some things. Some things? Yeah, all the things.

B (19:07)

Everyone whoever says, oh my, like, they're just jealous, honestly. Because you're living the best life. I, I mean, hate to say it,

A (19:14)

it's your 20s, it's your 20s, you have to rip it up. If you don't, you're living in the

B (19:19)

best city in the world. You're in your early 20s, mid-20s.

A (19:22)

I don't get FOMO for people that are like in relationships and are like married and having kids. Because I'm 28, almost 29 and that's what people are doing.

B (19:32)

That's almost.

A (19:32)

I'd rather be doing this.

B (19:34)

I'd rather be doing this too.

A (19:35)

Yeah, that's. Are you a relationship person?

B (19:38)

I am.

A (19:39)

Do you like tend to be in them more than being single?

B (19:41)

Yeah.

A (19:42)

I'm actually a relationship phobe.

B (19:44)

I think I. Everything ties back to your childhood. I was alone my whole childhood.

A (19:49)

Oh.

B (19:49)

I just always want to connect with someone. Like, I got it. I got to talk to a therapist. I really have to be with a therapist.

A (19:55)

Like you don't know. I'd be alone. Anything.

B (19:56)

Yeah.

A (19:57)

What scares you about being alone?

B (19:58)

I don't know, it's just like we've talked like just Having if once I find that person in my corner who, like, actually looks like or feels like they care about me, I'm like, okay, that's my person.

A (20:08)

Yeah.

B (20:09)

I got, like, get out of that mindset.

A (20:12)

My mindset. And this has nothing to do with your situation. But, like, I'm like, I could never be in a relationship right now because I just don't feel like I'm, like, fully secure with myself. And I feel like if you're insecure and in a relationship, like, your insecurities become super, like, highlighted. You can't hide them.

B (20:32)

Yeah, that's a good point.

A (20:34)

Like, I feel, like, weaker when I'm in a relationship. Like, I feel like I hold less power.

B (20:37)

What was your last. You haven't been in a relationship for a while?

A (20:40)

I haven't been in a relationship. I've been in many situations where I've, like, liked people, but I fall out of, like, very quickly because I swear I have ADHD that with men.

B (20:52)

Yeah.

A (20:52)

I get like. I'm like, oh, my God, that sucks. And then, like, then I'll see a new shiny thing and.

B (20:57)

No, I see some. I see some of these guys text her. I'm like, this is too much. When she's like, dave, this is too much. I'm like, yeah, this is too much. No, like, guys, chill out. I do, like, just, like, chill. You have to chill.

A (21:09)

I know they're trying.

B (21:10)

You could. They're texting like, it's chatbots.

A (21:12)

Which one are you referring to right now? You don't say his name. Oh. Oh, yeah. Well, he was a lot.

B (21:20)

Yeah.

A (21:20)

You know, he tried to sue me.

B (21:21)

Yes. We talked about this, too.

A (21:23)

Yeah.

B (21:23)

And Margot got rid of him. Good job, Shay.

A (21:25)

Bye, Shay.

B (21:26)

Bye.

A (21:27)

Bye, French guy.

B (21:28)

Yeah, Bye.

A (21:28)

Yeah, he was like, I'm gonna sue you. And I was like, okay.

B (21:31)

Like, you're not gonna do anything, cuz you have nothing. You had nothing. Now, has he tried anything?

A (21:36)

No, I. He was supposed to send me a cease and desist. Like, I don't know if you know anything about a cease and desist. Like, there's nothing in a cease anymore. I already said my. Like, I'm not gonna talk about you again. Except for right now, I guess. But, like, that's not how that works, babe.

B (21:49)

Nope.

A (21:50)

Also, like, a cease and desist would not shut me up.

B (21:52)

That's what I love about you. You just say it, what you feel.

A (21:54)

I just say what I feel. Have you ever signed an NDA?

B (21:57)

Once.

A (21:58)

Once.

B (21:58)

Once.

A (21:59)

For, like, a person?

B (21:59)

Yeah, for a person.

A (22:00)

Really?

B (22:01)

Yeah.

A (22:01)

Wait, that's sick.

B (22:06)

Oh God. That's the first. I'm saying yes, once.

A (22:08)

Yes, once. Okay. Yeah. So I guess if you broke that NDA, you'd be getting in some trouble. But like I didn't sign anything yet.

B (22:15)

No, you didn't say anything. You're good.

A (22:17)

I've never broken an NDA.

B (22:19)

He has nothing.

A (22:20)

No, he has nothing.

B (22:21)

Absolutely nothing.

A (22:22)

Okay, let's get back to New York City. Related questions? Favorite bar in New York City besides this one

B (22:29)

right now. I'm going Delta Charlie. I feel like that's been a great spot recently.

A (22:34)

I know. I feel like I got in trouble with one of the bouncers there once.

B (22:38)

Did you?

A (22:38)

Is that the bar where it's like you walk in tables and then like the bar is like right there? Yeah, yeah. I feel like they got mad at me once.

B (22:46)

Oh, for what?

A (22:47)

Because they were trying to kick people out. It was like 3am or something. And I was like, no. And he was like, get the fuck out of here.

B (22:53)

And I was like, we just had some really fun times there. Yeah, some really fun.

A (22:57)

I really like Swift's though.

B (22:58)

Swift's is a great spot. You can't go wrong.

A (23:01)

I'm not a big bar girl.

B (23:03)

Besides, oh, 82 stand has been a vibe too recently.

A (23:07)

It's too small and like, I don't know, it's just. Is that where you're hosting your little JFK junior?

B (23:14)

No, we're posting it at Park Gate. You're gonna see the videos later and she's gonna get. So can I show you the video of me and Aiden made? Did you not see on Tick Tock? I took it down before.

A (23:24)

Can I just give the people some context?

B (23:25)

Yeah.

A (23:25)

I made a Tick Tock the other day talking about how I thought it was so cringy that people were showing up gathering in a space. I mean it's not that deep, but they were showing up in doing a JFK Jr look alike.

B (23:38)

It is very cringe, but this is going to be fun.

A (23:41)

Well, are you guys participating or you judging?

B (23:43)

No, we're judging.

A (23:44)

I'm done at the hat.

B (23:48)

I had to for the fun. It was fun.

A (23:51)

Okay, I get it's fun.

B (23:53)

You know we're not taking it seriously. I know, but you know, we're.

A (23:55)

I know you're. If you're judging, you're not taking it seriously. But there's people showing up to the JFK junior lookalike contest and they're dead ass.

B (24:03)

Well, you said in your TikTok it's just a brunette guy. It's not like it's like anything crazy.

A (24:07)

And they were winning 250 bucks. Yo.

B (24:10)

It's nothing crazy.

A (24:11)

250.

B (24:12)

Literally. Go to every. Go to Midtown. You'll see thousands of JFK juniors in the finance world.

A (24:18)

Midtown.

B (24:19)

Go any Times Square, anywhere. Yeah, Midtown finance, the whole hub over there. All JFK juniors.

A (24:25)

I mean, I don't know, but like, I also say it goes for the girls, too. Do you see. Do you how many headbands I've seen in the past two weeks?

B (24:34)

I. I haven't really looked into that part. Like, so what's. She worked for Calvin Klein.

A (24:39)

Yeah. And she was like kind of a girl boss. And like.

B (24:41)

And she was cool as changed style.

A (24:44)

Sounds like Kate Moss.

B (24:46)

Okay, cool. And now girls are just following.

A (24:49)

And I think girls watching Love Story right now are getting this impression that she was like a Pilates princess and she was like a corporate girl and she dressed really corporate chic with the headband. Blah, blah, blah. That all might be true, but Carolyn Masett was like, also like a chain smoker. And she was definitely at the afters.

B (25:11)

Oh, yeah.

A (25:11)

Oh, she was.

B (25:12)

Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.

A (25:14)

She would have been the afters. She was friends with Kate Macchio.

B (25:18)

That is cool. She, like, discovered her.

A (25:20)

No, she discovered the Calvin Klein guy she was seeing.

B (25:23)

Oh.

A (25:24)

Like, really, really handsome.

B (25:27)

Well, from. From in real life or the show?

A (25:29)

Like, I didn't see that in real life. The hottest.

B (25:32)

Saw the guy in the show. Good looking guy.

A (25:34)

I mean, he looks exactly like him.

B (25:35)

Okay.

A (25:36)

Like, even probably hotter.

B (25:38)

I didn't think she was that attractive.

A (25:40)

I.

B (25:41)

Is it the vibe?

A (25:41)

It's just like, I think she has aura beyond, like, beyond what people can explain.

B (25:47)

Yeah.

A (25:48)

Like, she just has the cool chic girl vibe.

B (25:50)

Yeah.

A (25:51)

And the way she, like, walked JFK Jr. Like a dog in the movie. I mean, in the show, like, she just like, seemed like she had it figured out.

B (26:00)

She did. Yeah, she did have it figured out.

A (26:03)

But I don't judge you for hosting.

B (26:05)

I think that style, it's really. I wish I knew about the style before because I will rock those hats.

A (26:12)

The. Yeah, you just see everyone doing it now.

B (26:15)

I'm like, I haven't seen a guy do it.

A (26:17)

Oh, I've seen many guys in West Village walking the backwards hat.

B (26:21)

No way.

A (26:22)

And they're on a city bike and it's like, inside.

B (26:24)

Have you seen it? Yes, I would. See. That's not good. There's a guy at Swift's the Tick Tock went viral. He's wearing the backwards hat. And I Felt bad for him. He's just trying to fit in.

A (26:32)

He's just trying to fit in. Have come up to him. That's what makes it, I think a little pathetic to me is because they're like, this is how I'll get girls.

B (26:40)

Yeah, but he doesn't look like jfk. It's just some guy, five foot.

A (26:44)

But it goes to the girls too. Like five to eight.

B (26:46)

Frat guy from Penn State.

A (26:48)

Yeah, but same for the girls. They're like, this will get me a JFK Jr look alike. If I wear a headband that's too tight on my head.

B (26:56)

Yeah.

A (26:57)

And split the part like all the way over here. No, you can't pull it off. Not to be a hater, but like this one specific thing, like I have to hate on it a little bit. All right, favorite restaurant.

B (27:09)

Recently it's been Oresh and you've gone to Orash.

A (27:14)

I mean, you know how I feel about any restaurant owned by Eugene and George. That includes 86 corner store. Now Orash.

B (27:21)

George is the man.

A (27:22)

Also the food is really good. Yeah, it's like the perfect Mediterranean style tapas food ever.

B (27:30)

Yeah, it's really. Emilio's is good too. Two Cheese. All those spots.

A (27:36)

I love two cheese.

B (27:37)

Two cheese is great.

A (27:38)

How do you know about two cheese?

B (27:39)

Heartburn there though.

A (27:41)

I know sauce. Yeah, they do have rich sauce. Rich, rich sauce sauce. But two Cheese is like my parents favorite restaurant right now.

B (27:47)

Good. It's a vibe too.

A (27:49)

It's. Yeah. Do you sit upstairs or downstairs?

B (27:52)

Downstairs. Bond Street's a vibe too. If you're looking for a vibe while eating. Bond Street's probably my favorite.

A (27:58)

Yeah.

B (27:58)

Because they play asap. Rocky. They play all that stuff.

A (28:01)

They do.

B (28:02)

Yeah.

A (28:03)

And you get.

B (28:04)

Please.

A (28:05)

And then zero.

B (28:05)

Bond Street. Bond street or zero. You go zero Bond. I haven't been to zero. I go to Bond Street.

A (28:10)

I'll bring you to Zero.

B (28:11)

Bond or Jackson Bond. Sorry.

A (28:13)

Jackson Bond is like a little bit further down.

B (28:15)

Yeah, well, we'll go zero.

A (28:16)

We'll go to zero one time. Have you been to Shane Margot?

B (28:19)

No.

A (28:19)

I'll bring you there first. Most overrated neighborhood in New York City.

B (28:23)

I'm going to go West Village.

A (28:25)

I would go with that too.

B (28:26)

I think I like Loki.

A (28:28)

Hate the West Village.

B (28:29)

Yeah. I mean where I'm. Where I'm staying right now is incredible. But like the going out, it's not what it used to be anymore.

A (28:36)

No. And people used to move. I think it got a little bit oversaturated.

B (28:40)

Yeah.

A (28:40)

I think people were going from Murray Hill, Kips Bay, straight into East Village. East Village, you think?

B (28:46)

Yeah, East Village. Fidai Fighteye is having their moment right now. Especially with old mates there.

A (28:51)

Oh yeah, I guess old. Me old mates is great.

B (28:53)

Oh, we forgot. Yeah, yeah, we forgot.

A (28:56)

But West Village, it's just like if you're looking for a safe building that is like newly updated, you shouldn't go to West Village. No, it's all old. Walk ups.

B (29:07)

Walk ups. I'm on the fifth floor right now. I'm getting my work. I'm getting my steps in every day.

A (29:12)

Hitting the glutes.

B (29:12)

Yeah, I'm hitting the glutes, getting the calves. It actually is fun.

A (29:15)

It's fun.

B (29:16)

This is.

A (29:17)

This is.

B (29:17)

This is nice.

A (29:18)

This is cool. Yeah, it's. It's connected.

B (29:20)

Oh no.

A (29:21)

Yeah. Alexander Wang.

B (29:23)

Oh, look at them.

A (29:24)

I love Alexander Wang. It's like one of my favorite brands.

B (29:27)

I've never heard of Alexander Way.

A (29:28)

I'm sure you've never heard of Alexander Wang.

B (29:30)

I'm really not in the fashion world like I should be.

A (29:34)

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B (31:46)

You got Todd Snider, Buck Mason, Abercrombie.

A (31:51)

Okay.

B (31:51)

Zara.

A (31:52)

Yeah. I guess you're not really in the. Abercrombie is actually making a big comeback.

B (31:57)

Good stuff.

A (31:58)

They've.

B (31:58)

What should I. What should I look at if I'm going to start getting into fashion? I think for a guy, we're gonna be out in the Hamptons this summer. Right. Which I wear.

A (32:07)

It's all in the basics. But if you're gonna go for like a fun shirt, like, look at rude. But if you're gonna do basics, like for men, I would do like theory or events.

B (32:16)

Theory. I have theory.

A (32:17)

Theory's good.

B (32:18)

I like to stick to the basics.

A (32:20)

Basics is good. All guys need is like a nice black T shirt, a nice white T shirt.

B (32:24)

Yep.

A (32:24)

In like a jacket flannel situation.

B (32:29)

I agree with you.

A (32:29)

Yeah.

B (32:30)

I think when I see Balenciaga, that's an ick.

A (32:32)

No. But I think Stone Island's cool.

B (32:34)

Yeah.

A (32:34)

You know what that is?

B (32:35)

Yes, I do.

A (32:35)

Okay. I feel like that's good bougie guy brand. But rude is like my favorite. Latest. You've stayed up in New York City.

B (32:41)

Oh. With Howie. Probably haven't slept. Rolled over the day.

A (32:48)

We did that recently.

B (32:50)

Yeah. We did not sleep. We rolled over.

A (32:53)

Go to the bar.

B (32:53)

Go to the bar. Yeah. We were at the bar at 7:30 in the morning.

A (32:57)

Yeah.

B (32:57)

And then just rolled over.

A (32:59)

That was probably my scariest.

B (33:02)

Terrible. Scariest. I haven't ripped it like that since then.

A (33:04)

No, I. You can only do that legally, I think once in a while.

B (33:09)

Once. Yeah. That's not good for the body.

A (33:11)

I don't know how people do that all the time.

B (33:13)

No, it was. People don't do that. You think people do that all the time?

A (33:17)

I think some of your friends do. But like I recently, like, I went to bed at like 8am the other day. Yeah, but then.

B (33:24)

But then you went for a reset. You went. You went. Where did you go? Florida.

A (33:27)

You think I'm resetting in Florida?

B (33:29)

Did you reset?

A (33:30)

No. Yo, I'm out. You think I go to warm weather once. This is the issue with warm weather.

B (33:36)

Oh, is your seasonal depression over?

A (33:38)

Yes, I'm back.

B (33:39)

You're back.

A (33:40)

And I got a lot of Botox recently, so I feel like I look refreshed.

B (33:43)

I saw Livy's lives TikTok of you walking on the west side highway wearing Prada and jeans.

A (33:51)

Yeah, what about it?

B (33:52)

No, you can't wear that on the west side Highway, Hallie.

A (33:54)

Why?

B (33:55)

What do you mean? You have to dress up like you're working out.

A (33:59)

No, no, but you don't.

B (34:01)

On the west side of highway, no

A (34:03)

one thinks I'm working out.

B (34:04)

Okay.

A (34:05)

I think people are like, oh, Halle's.

B (34:06)

Would you ever. Would you ever run on the west side Highway?

A (34:10)

It's my biggest nightmare.

B (34:14)

I literally bumped into, like, six old people.

A (34:18)

I got bodied. I felt like I was in a stampede. Everyone running on the west side Highway. The other day, the first beautiful day of the year,

B (34:26)

I could just see Hallie just like.

A (34:28)

Like, if anyone were to, like, accidentally get trampled and murdered on the west side of highway, it would probably be me I stepped on.

B (34:36)

I wish I was with you. I wish we. I wish we made up. Because now I've been dying.

A (34:40)

My biggest fear is getting. Is running in public.

B (34:44)

Oh, it's horrific. Especially, you know, I got to New York City marathon and I didn't run.

A (34:50)

Why?

B (34:50)

Well, I got appendicitis.

A (34:52)

That was okay. That's good.

B (34:53)

I deferred it. And I missed the. I had a guaranteed entry this year and I missed the three week window to sign back in, so I missed it. But I did run for a few weeks trying to get into it last year. And I hated Pete. Like, I was like, oh, my God. I gotta, like, run in these places

A (35:12)

where no one sees me. It's my biggest.

B (35:16)

When you see an ugly runner, like, props to them.

A (35:18)

I have really thin legs, so, like, I just. All I picture is, like, someone running behind me and then looking and looking at my legs, my stroke.

B (35:26)

When you see an ugly runner, it's tough. But honestly, respect to them because they're doing more than I do.

A (35:29)

I don't think I need to be doing cardio that much, though. I should probably like the fast weights. Yeah.

B (35:35)

Well, your brother. I saw you're working out with your brother.

A (35:38)

Yeah, because he thinks I need to, like, build muscle.

B (35:41)

Can he be my personal trainer?

A (35:43)

It's what he does.

B (35:44)

I would love. He's gotta give me a sheet or something and we'll.

A (35:47)

I'll.

B (35:48)

I'll let him know I'm gonna talk to him.

A (35:49)

And like, Sammy, I think he should just train all, like, the influencers. Yeah, he's really good at it.

B (35:55)

I mean, look at his. He's ripped.

A (35:57)

He's jacked. Jacked. And I'm really sore today. I didn't do much.

B (36:01)

My sister teaches Pilates too.

A (36:03)

Yeah, I don't know where they went wrong with me. There must have been a mutation in our DNA.

B (36:08)

It looks like you like Pilates, though.

A (36:09)

I used to love Pilates, but I go through phases where I don't do anything. I overindulge in everything in life. You know, I like whether that's drinking, but if I get into exercising, I overdo it. If I start hooking up with people, I overdo it. If I start going, like, you've been good with that. What?

B (36:32)

Hooking up with people about doing it. Yeah, yeah.

A (36:35)

I've been on a run, but then I go through phases where I don't hung up with anyone for months. Like six months. Yeah, I don't like that run as much.

B (36:45)

It's a bad run.

A (36:46)

Yeah. I over indulge in, like, solitude.

B (36:50)

Were you on the run when we first started talking? Like, when we first came friends? Were you on the run or were you ending that dry spell? And I feel like you're transitioning a little.

A (36:59)

Yeah, I was in transition mode. I was in a dry spell. It wasn't that long. It was a couple months, October to December. And since the new year, I've been fine.

B (37:13)

Something's been in there.

A (37:14)

Something's been.

B (37:15)

Something's been.

A (37:15)

And it's been me.

B (37:16)

Yep.

A (37:17)

In the air. In everyone's air.

B (37:19)

And now the weather's getting nice now too. Yeah, forget about it.

A (37:22)

I went on a dry spell over the summer, which is like, the worst time. I'm on a dry spell because, like, I feel like the summer just like, single vibes. Everyone's out. Like, not hibernating, but.

B (37:34)

Yep.

A (37:34)

I have a good feeling about the summer.

B (37:36)

This summer is gonna be awesome.

A (37:37)

I feel like I'm talking to like eight guys right now. Like, spread out across the world.

B (37:42)

Whoa.

A (37:43)

You gotta, like, make sure they're separate. Actually, that's pretty bad about doing.

B (37:47)

What's the one that we were talking about before that night at Swift's? You showed me.

A (37:53)

Yeah, that was the guy I was supposed to go on a date with yesterday.

B (37:55)

Oh, and you bailed.

A (37:57)

I just like. I don't really date.

B (38:00)

Where was the date gonna be?

A (38:01)

He wanted to go, like a restaurant.

B (38:02)

See, that's first date. No.

A (38:06)

What do you think your ideal first date is just keep it like too much.

B (38:10)

Like, just, just go get a drink.

A (38:12)

Get a drink. Yeah.

B (38:13)

Like Renton, get a drink.

A (38:14)

Middle. Yeah. And I don't like commitment.

B (38:16)

No food on the first day, too, is a bad call.

A (38:19)

Yeah. Dinner, you're committing to at least few hours. A few hours and three courses.

B (38:25)

Yeah. And then you feel bad because they're going to pay for you. Obviously.

A (38:29)

Yeah, obviously. What do you think about splitting the bill?

B (38:32)

How is like, never. Oh, my God. Now, unless you're dating the person for a very long time, if you're talking to someone and you're in the talking stage and you're taking them out on dates, you should definitely pay for the bill.

A (38:45)

I also think if you plan the date, you should be paying the bill.

B (38:48)

Yeah.

A (38:48)

You know, if you invite them on a date.

B (38:50)

Well, let me, let me, let me. Let me rephrase this. I think I should always pay for the dinners and the guys should always pay for the dinners. But like, if you're dating somebody, like, if the girl shits in sometimes. Yeah, the girl should put out all the time. All the time. Dinner. Pull out, pull out, put out, put out.

A (39:06)

Definitely pull out, put out, pull out. I'll pay for dinner.

B (39:11)

Exactly. Exactly. What's your favorite place to go for dinner?

A (39:15)

I do like Z's never been. I do like the 86 like we talked about. Corner store, obviously. One of my favorites.

B (39:23)

Yep.

A (39:24)

I weirdly like Saint Theo, which is kind of random.

B (39:27)

Crazy take.

A (39:28)

I think that's a crazy take.

B (39:30)

It's a crazy take.

A (39:31)

Cuz t cere t. Awesome.

B (39:35)

Yeah.

A (39:36)

Sh. Margo is really good food too. Yeah, like, love.

B (39:39)

So what's Ste? It's a member spot, but they have dinner.

A (39:42)

Yeah. So it's like a food forward members club, but it like gets lit at night.

B (39:45)

Yeah.

A (39:46)

I mean, I hate that sentence that just came out of my mouth. It gets lit.

B (39:49)

It gets lit, guys.

A (39:50)

I feel like members clubs, it like, curates good crowds.

B (39:55)

You get yourself in these, I feel like, weird conversations. You've had some crazy stories from these clubs.

A (40:03)

I know, which is why they're beneficial to me because I have a podcast. But. Yeah, I guess. But wait, you told me you've never been to Zero Bond or.

B (40:14)

I've never gone to a members club in New York City.

A (40:16)

So why do you think?

B (40:18)

From what my friends say and from what I've seen and what I've heard from all of you.

A (40:22)

Yeah.

B (40:23)

Sounds like it gets a little crazy. Yeah, it's a little. Little.

A (40:27)

Some dicey Hunger Games type of stuff. Yeah. Some dicey characters sometimes. Yeah, okay, I guess you have a point there.

B (40:34)

But that's fun. It's fun to get out there. Like you said, you're young, in the city, you live once. Why not just do something absolutely crazy? It's not gonna.

A (40:43)

I do crazy things all the time. That's why I try to go to the Bahamas with that fucking weird freak.

B (40:48)

But you canceled.

A (40:49)

I canceled because I thought he was gonna kill me and stuff me with cocaine or something.

B (40:53)

Got you a jet, right?

A (40:54)

Yeah. But now I don't believe any of that.

B (40:57)

That's true.

A (40:58)

Yeah. Because I got so many dms about him.

B (41:00)

How he's a serial killer, killer, liar, all the above.

A (41:04)

Yeah. One touristy thing worth the hype.

B (41:07)

Walking the Brooklyn Bridge.

A (41:10)

Oh, that's a good one. I just got into walking.

B (41:15)

It's. Should we walk the Brooklyn Bridge? You want to walk the Brooklyn Bridge?

A (41:19)

Not right after this.

B (41:20)

Not after this. But. I'm sorry.

A (41:21)

But. Yeah. I could walk a baby.

B (41:24)

It's really nice.

A (41:25)

Let's walk the baby.

B (41:26)

Let's walk the baby.

A (41:27)

Let's walk the bb.

B (41:28)

Let's walk the baby.

A (41:30)

No, walk the bv.

B (41:31)

The bb.

A (41:32)

The Brooklyn Bridge. Okay.

B (41:33)

I thought you were saying baby. I was trying. I was gonna ask you. Are you okay? Well, baby, we'll walk the Brooklyn Bridge.

A (41:39)

Favorite park. I think my favorite park would be, like, a dog park. I love dogs.

B (41:43)

I like Battery Park.

A (41:45)

Oh, that kind of park.

B (41:49)

Dog parks are fun. The dog park in Thompson Square. Brie always goes to that one, too.

A (41:52)

I know, but she has a dog. I think it'd be weird if I showed up.

B (41:55)

It. Just watch the dogs. No, I feel like you would love a dog.

A (42:00)

I'm not.

B (42:01)

I'm not. I feel like you would love a dog.

A (42:03)

I think. Like, I can barely keep a plant alive. Like, I don't. I wouldn't water that. So how could I keep a little dog alive?

B (42:11)

Well, you could get somebody to take care of the dog while you.

A (42:14)

No, I wouldn't want to do that. I have to learn how to keep myself alive before I get an animal.

B (42:20)

Yeah.

A (42:21)

Although that would give me some sense of, like, responsibility.

B (42:24)

No, no. Cats do.

A (42:26)

Cats have.

B (42:27)

They take care of themselves? Well, you still have to feed them, but they'll go to the bathroom themselves. You just have to clean out the litter box once every few days.

A (42:35)

Oh, but that would smell. Yo.

B (42:37)

Yeah, you wouldn't. You would get.

A (42:39)

Yeah, I would get annoyed.

B (42:40)

You get annoyed. You would throw the cat.

A (42:42)

I throw the camera out the Window. If you had to move to another borough, what would it be?

B (42:47)

Brooklyn probably.

A (42:49)

I don't even know the other boroughs. Like Bronx.

B (42:51)

I just went out last night to Paramount in Brooklyn. Incredible venue by the way. Have you been?

A (42:59)

No.

B (42:59)

It's really cool. Last minute concert, it's really fun.

A (43:02)

What concert was that again?

B (43:03)

Rainbow Kitten Surprise. They're like an alternative brand. It's, it's, it's cool stuff. Who's your favorite artist right now? Gunna.

A (43:11)

Ghana. I like Ghana. But I do like kind of like, you know, Yeet. I love, I love Playboy, Cardi, Future. I'm on that kind of wave.

B (43:23)

I like that wave.

A (43:24)

I'm not really on, but I also like Love Let Me Go. My recently added I love Charlie xdx. We talked about that.

B (43:30)

Yes. You gotta get it on here sometimes.

A (43:33)

I'll listen to Young Blood.

B (43:34)

Okay.

A (43:35)

That's like kind of like rock.

B (43:37)

Yeah, yeah. Hell yeah.

A (43:39)

It's like really random but like I like his like slower songs.

B (43:41)

If you had to pick one Sexy Red. Oh, that's a good one. If you had to pick one city other than New York City where you would see yourself living.

A (43:49)

I think I could do Miami,

B (43:52)

I

A (43:53)

think I could do LA if I really had to.

B (43:56)

Never been.

A (43:57)

If I was like in a more wholesome era, I would do L. A but that is nowhere near me. I don't think I would do Chicago, I don't think I would do Boston.

B (44:09)

The Miami guys, how are they?

A (44:11)

A lot of guys that live in Miami, especially the ones that I like, the rich ones, they domicile there because of taxes.

B (44:19)

Yeah.

A (44:20)

Because you don't get tax on no income tax. No income tax, yeah. So a lot of like the richest people domicile in Florida.

B (44:29)

Yeah. So like where are all those islands? Billionaire islands?

A (44:33)

Yeah. Because then they go the Bahamas and their friend owns islands in the Bahamas. And then you go for a little day trip on a yacht. Like I've done all that.

B (44:40)

But you've lived an exciting life.

A (44:42)

But they're all Peter Pan.

B (44:43)

Can you give me your craziest story of like what you've seen wealth wise from a guy? Like a yacht, private jet. Like what's the craziest thing a guy has done for you?

A (44:54)

Yes, I've done the whole PJ thing, We've done the yacht thing. I've told the story before. There was a guy I was seeing a couple years ago that had a place here and he had a place in Florida, in Miami. And he was like not quite divorced, but he was divorced or Going through a divorce or something like that. And he rented on Nantucket. That's where I met him. And he was like, on a date. We were out and I was hostessing.

B (45:19)

Okay.

A (45:19)

And he took this girl on a date and saw me at the hostess stand. And then like went to the bathroom from his date and came up to the hostess stand and was like, I need to get your number. And I was like, I just sat you and your date. This is like the douchiest thing I've ever seen. And I somehow gave him my number.

B (45:34)

Kind of sounds like how my parents met.

A (45:36)

Really?

B (45:36)

That's crazy.

A (45:37)

Yeah, that is kind of crazy. And we go out and he talks about money a lot, which is a big ick for me.

B (45:43)

Massive. Like that. I was gonna ask you what's your. What's your biggest ick? That's a big.

A (45:47)

Probably that.

B (45:48)

Yeah. Or dressing up like JFK Jr. Or

A (45:50)

dressing up like JFK Jr. But like, he would just. We'd be out, like, say we were out, like at like a little dive bari spa in Nantucket just getting like two margaritas before we were getting dinner.

B (46:01)

Yeah.

A (46:02)

He'd be like, how much should I tip? Like a thou. And it would be like a $26 tab. And then you just like tip a grand just to like prove a point. And I just always like. I mean, 24 year old me was like. And he was like in his mid to late 30s. I was just like, this is so gone. So odd. But in hindsight, not it. Not it. And then he gave me chlamydia.

B (46:27)

No way.

A (46:28)

And a child. And I thought like, my period wasn't coming because of the antibiotics I was taking. For the chlamydia.

B (46:35)

Yeah.

A (46:35)

Turn. It was a child.

B (46:37)

Did that affect you at all or mentally?

A (46:40)

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B (48:35)

Let's do it.

A (48:36)

And I always loved getting the males perspective.

B (48:39)

Absolutely.

A (48:40)

Especially yours. Let's start. What would you actually say about you

B (48:43)

a good caring guy, like nothing bad. Nothing bad.

A (48:46)

I believe that actually.

B (48:47)

I, no, I've never. Yeah. No, can't say yeah.

A (48:52)

I mean imagine they're all like, I

B (48:55)

mean of course I, I, when I was in the city and I just moved to the city, I had one night stands and no one's perfect. I, no one. I was for the streets for a few months and had my fun.

A (49:05)

I've been for the streets for years.

B (49:09)

I've been called out because of it. I've been called out because of that. But we're all young like once it happens like let me live.

A (49:16)

Let him live. Do you think dating is actually harder in New York City than other places or is that just a myth?

B (49:21)

100. Yeah, 100. Because you're always meeting new people.

A (49:25)

I think there's hotter girls here though. There's.

B (49:27)

So the, the thing is.

A (49:29)

Or maybe I'm just gay.

B (49:30)

No, no, no, no, no, no. The, the reason why they're so attractive in New York City is because they're all driven and they're all like very in style. They're all very in the scene. I feel like outside, like in this, like back home. Not back home, but like outside the city they're not as like.

A (49:48)

So that's what gets you going is driven woman.

B (49:51)

Yeah.

A (49:51)

It's not like nice tits or a nice ass.

B (49:55)

No, I think it's drive.

A (49:56)

Okay.

B (49:57)

Somebody who's driven and, like, is, like, a boss ass. That's what's awesome.

A (50:02)

So you'd rather like, a 6 that's super driven than a 10 that has, like, a little less drive?

B (50:07)

By far.

A (50:09)

Wow.

B (50:09)

By far.

A (50:10)

That could be a hard, like, I like that. Why does it feel like men have completely retired from approaching women in person? Do you guys go up to girls at bars or do you, like, DM them after?

B (50:20)

I feel like it's a mix.

A (50:21)

No, it shouldn't be.

B (50:22)

I feel like it's a mix. When I was doing that, I, I. I had no problem going up to somebody.

A (50:29)

Really?

B (50:30)

Zero problem. What's the worst that could happen? They say no, and they, like, throw

A (50:34)

a drink in your face.

B (50:35)

You're flattering the person like, oh, my God. Like, I would never be like, oh, what do you want to drink? I'd be like. I would say something like. I'd be like, love your shoes.

A (50:43)

Or like, hey, you look so driven right now.

B (50:46)

Yeah, you are a boss.

A (50:48)

Yeah, you look driven from over there.

B (50:51)

That would work.

A (50:51)

That probably would work.

B (50:53)

You should go up to a guy. Like, you look very driven.

A (50:55)

Do you like. I. I don't think I would go up to. I actually, I do go up to guys sometimes.

B (51:01)

Do you?

A (51:02)

Yeah, I'm a very flirty person.

B (51:04)

You are.

A (51:04)

But sometimes very quiet. It just really depends on the mood I'm in. Yeah. But I do think a guy should be approaching women 100.

B (51:11)

A guy definitely appreciates it. Like, it's like, whoa, when. When a girl comes up to you.

A (51:16)

Yeah.

B (51:16)

You should have no problem. I feel like in the group that, you know, my friends, they do a good job of going up to girls.

A (51:22)

I'm sure they do. What do you think about the LooksMaxing trend on TikTok?

B (51:29)

What's that?

A (51:30)

You know what looks maxing is?

B (51:32)

No.

A (51:32)

You know that guy Claviclear? I've talked about him way too much on the show.

B (51:36)

Oh, my God, yes.

A (51:37)

And he's like, bones.

B (51:39)

Is he older than he says he is?

A (51:40)

I think he lies about his age. He's lying breathing.

B (51:43)

So, yeah, 100%.

A (51:45)

Yeah.

B (51:45)

What's the deal with him right now?

A (51:46)

He just, like, talks about looks maxing, and so now I just say he says everything. He's like, island maxing. Or, like, you know, you could be hanging out with a bunch of influencers. Influence. Influencer maxing.

B (52:02)

If everything you do is relevant looks, you are the most insecure person.

A (52:06)

Yeah.

B (52:07)

You shouldn't care.

A (52:07)

You wanted to get a double jaw.

B (52:09)

Yeah. Like, no, he. He's extremely insecure. And honestly, like, I feel bad for him. Yeah, that's how I feel. But he's a great looking dude and you should not do any surgery.

A (52:19)

Yeah, that's. I feel like he's doing it all for a bit, but like that.

B (52:22)

How do you feel about guys getting plastic surgery?

A (52:24)

I mean, if that makes them happy.

B (52:25)

Well, this is a real thing. These days a lot of my friends are getting some surgeries. I'm like, dude, your friends. Not, not in anyone, you know.

A (52:33)

Oh. But like, if you're doing like heightening surgery, like, that's just like insecurity final

B (52:38)

boss how crazy that is.

A (52:40)

Yeah, yeah. And then they're just like walking around like they're on stilts. Just like really crazy.

B (52:45)

Penis enlargement surgery.

A (52:47)

Just get like an extension. Is that a thing? No, literally, like, just like a little penis crotch.

B (52:56)

Yeah, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure, I'm sure.

A (52:58)

That's the thing. I feel like I've seen that, like on porn websites where it's like your dick small. Like here's like a penis attachment.

B (53:05)

Of course.

A (53:07)

Yeah.

B (53:07)

They have a bunch of stuff like that in the gas stations as well. Really help you out. Yeah. A honey pack. Honey packs.

A (53:16)

What if I took a honey pack for the guy?

B (53:18)

It's just like. It's just like an energy drink. It's like Viagra, but it's just like it. It hits all sorts.

A (53:24)

What if I took a honey pack? What would happen?

B (53:26)

I don't know. You should try it out.

A (53:28)

What if I took a Viagra? What would happen to me? Actually, I think I've done that before.

B (53:32)

What's the. I had a friend who had these like, sex chocolates.

A (53:38)

Oh, I have those.

B (53:39)

She said they're insane.

A (53:41)

Yeah. And there's also like this like, lube that has THC in it that like makes your, like everything, like, high. Oh, so you're just like tingly and stuff. Oh, but like, I don't. I've never tried it. No, I don't like high sex.

B (53:59)

Okay. I agree with you.

A (54:01)

Yeah. I just, I get cottonmouth and I get kind of like.

B (54:04)

Yeah.

A (54:04)

Oh my God. Like, what position do I do next? Like where I put my legs.

B (54:08)

Just like, wait, I forgot how to do this.

A (54:11)

Like, which leg?

B (54:13)

Which leg?

A (54:14)

I forget what I'm doing here.

B (54:16)

Oh, Hallie.

A (54:18)

Okay, what are your thoughts on situationships?

B (54:20)

There are definitely, I think, honestly, situationships become the best relationships. That's a take because you guys have a bond. Obviously something is Missing.

A (54:33)

I think you mean the best friendships are. Become the best that you the best.

B (54:37)

No, I'm gonna stick to situationships on this because one person obviously is not ready to settle down. So you guys take a breather and hopefully that person comes to their senses and then they realize that the bond you guys had was. You can't replace that. And they become the best relationships. But obviously there's some situations which are crap. Yeah, I feel like we've all had crappy situations.

A (55:06)

They're kind of fun though.

B (55:07)

They are fun. They.

A (55:09)

They were relationship.

B (55:10)

Yeah, we all have.

A (55:12)

How is the way your parents. How is the way you view your parents change as you gotten older?

B (55:17)

Oh, that's a good question.

A (55:18)

That's interesting.

B (55:19)

Yeah, that's an interesting question. My mother is my best friend. She's incredible. My dad, from what I have, we don't. We don't have the best relationship, but it's been, I mean, growing up, I just, I love both of them.

A (55:36)

I think as you grow older, especially for me, I've realized that like your parents, it's their first time living too.

B (55:43)

Yeah.

A (55:43)

So.

B (55:44)

Yeah. Yeah.

A (55:45)

That's kind of how I look at it. Yeah.

B (55:47)

No one's perfect.

A (55:48)

They're just human.

B (55:49)

Exactly. I've had a hard.

A (55:50)

When you're younger, I feel like you just. Just look at your parents as like these people that like, are kind of like superheroes in a way and like, can't do any wrong.

B (55:56)

And you're very close to your parents as well.

A (55:58)

Very close with. But like, I disagree on them with some like, basic stuff. Like we're different personality wise, especially me and my mom were different personality wise in a lot of ways. So I don't think we see eye to eye in a lot of things, but we're very close. But as we've gotten older, like, we're both just like adults at the spot point where like, we just have different opinions. Yeah. What parts of your parents relationship do you want to emulate? Are your parents together?

B (56:23)

They are. How they met, it was very natural. So how they met was crazy story. My mom was on a double date and my dad was on a date. My mom was on a date with. Who's the other guy from Two and a Half Men now? Charlie Sheen. The other guy.

A (56:37)

Ashton Kusher?

B (56:38)

No, the guy, you know, the, the funny one.

A (56:40)

Oh, yeah, yeah. Her.

B (56:42)

Her friend was on a date with him and she was on a date with some girl. My dad was on a date with a South African model. Good job, dad.

A (56:49)

And.

B (56:51)

And he was sitting across the bar from them on some bar in West Village.

A (56:55)

Yeah.

B (56:55)

And my dad said, excuse me, I have to run to the bathroom. Goes up to my mom with a napkin and a pen and said, please write your number down. She writes it down. He calls her. A week later, boom, from there was history.

A (57:06)

I love that.

B (57:07)

Very romantic.

A (57:08)

It doesn't happen anymore.

B (57:09)

No. It was very well done from papa. But that. That's what I look up to for. For them.

A (57:14)

I like that.

B (57:15)

Shot is shot.

A (57:16)

Speaking about shooting your shot, how do you deal with rejection? Or what's the right way to deal with rejection?

B (57:21)

I love rejection. Rejection is so much fun.

A (57:25)

That seems like a backhanded question. How do you do rejection?

B (57:29)

I think to get to where you've been, to get to where I'm trying to go, you have to deal with a ton of rejection. And you have to deal with it well. You have to, like, use as like, motivation. And I think I've gotten better at that. I used to have terrible anxiety. I used to hate rejection. But recently I've been like, okay, a nose. It's fine to get nose because you're gonna get nose.

A (57:49)

Yeah. Nose, yeah.

B (57:51)

How do you deal with the rejection?

A (57:52)

I don't get rejected a lot.

B (57:53)

But like, are we talking in like, a business standpoint or like, show or like. Or like, relationship?

A (57:59)

I think both. But like, in a relationship, it's terrible.

B (58:03)

It's awful.

A (58:04)

Yeah. I mean, you try to smash someone and they don't want to smash it.

B (58:09)

Yeah. It's just like the biggest hit.

A (58:10)

I'll just go to bed.

B (58:11)

I guess the biggest hit you could take. I'm not worthy.

A (58:15)

Business wise? I don't know. I just kind of look at it even in with guys too. But like, same thing with business. I'm just like, well, near loss.

B (58:23)

Have you been rejected business wise?

A (58:24)

I mean, there's some. Some fashion shows I've wanted to attend it that I have gotten nose from, but like them. I don't wear your brand.

B (58:32)

Yeah, there you go.

A (58:33)

Yeah. I love proving people wrong, though.

B (58:36)

That's why I love you.

A (58:38)

We can do better than that. That was a bad tap. There we go. Have you ever heard of ethical non monogamy?

B (58:46)

No. It's like I'm trying to put together

A (58:49)

the words ethical non monogamy. I think a different word for that is an open relationship.

B (58:54)

Oh, you know what? Do whatever makes you guys happy.

A (59:00)

I don't think I could do that.

B (59:02)

I could never do it.

A (59:03)

Could you do threesome?

B (59:04)

I've done threesomes.

A (59:05)

I have two and have you done it with people you were dating?

B (59:09)

No.

A (59:09)

Yeah.

B (59:09)

No. I couldn't date somebody and have a threesome. There's no way.

A (59:14)

Yeah. I don't think I could do it either. Unless like it was. We really need to spice some things up.

B (59:18)

Yeah.

A (59:18)

And it was a girl.

B (59:20)

Okay. Have you ever done a threesome with two guys and just you like, not to the fullest? Okay.

A (59:27)

I would. I would though. If it was in the right season situation. I think I would do that. But like, I've definitely like done things with two guys together, but like, not okay. Not to like the fullest extent.

B (59:40)

I've never gotten like, I didn't know this about you.

A (59:42)

I feel towered or anything like that.

B (59:44)

Okay.

A (59:45)

But I like, probably would do it once. Yeah. You know anyone?

B (59:49)

If I know anyone, I'll let you get the. Get the twins to do it.

A (59:56)

I've done stuff with twins. That's what I was thinking. Like, not that no way related, but with twins. Yeah. And I always was like, they're related.

B (60:03)

That's weird. That's weird. Like, would you ever have a three, like with your.

A (60:07)

Like my sister? No. No. I've talked about this before. Like, I don't think I would.

B (60:11)

There's no way.

A (60:12)

No way.

B (60:13)

That's weird that the twins would do that.

A (60:15)

But it was fun though. They were hot.

B (60:17)

Okay.

A (60:17)

Do you have your exes blocked on everything?

B (60:19)

Not blocked, no.

A (60:21)

You don't believe in blocking unfollowed?

B (60:23)

Yeah.

A (60:24)

I think you should mute instead of unfollowing your statement.

B (60:27)

I mean, it's been a while. What's your feeling about two phones?

A (60:30)

I have two phones.

B (60:31)

You do.

A (60:32)

They don't have different numbers though.

B (60:33)

If, if the guy.

A (60:34)

I just have different apps on different phones.

B (60:36)

Your future husband, boyfriend, whatever. If he has two phones. Are you checking his work phone all the time or. No.

A (60:41)

If you feel the need to check your partner's phone, then they're probably cheating on you or there's something seriously wrong in your relationship. Do you believe in manifesting astrology or any of that? Woo woo.

B (60:52)

100 manifest.

A (60:54)

Really?

B (60:54)

Not manifesting vision boards. Manifesting works because if it's all about how you approach something. If you approach something like I'm gonna do this and you hold yourself to that standard, you're gonna do it.

A (61:06)

Okay.

B (61:07)

If you come in with a negative attitude, it's not going to work.

A (61:10)

I agree.

B (61:11)

That's all. It's not wooey universe. It's just like believing yourself.

A (61:14)

Do you believe in like Libras have.

B (61:16)

No. No. That's all right. That. No, no, no. I'm a Leo. Sorry. Every time when I used to. I'm a Leo. Oh, my God. So you're the most outgoing person in the world.

A (61:24)

Cameras are right here. That would make sense that you're a Leo. No, it's like attention.

B (61:29)

No, you're not a Leo, but you're in September.

A (61:31)

I'm a Libra.

B (61:32)

Yeah, you're September 24th.

A (61:34)

Yeah, Libras are bad.

B (61:34)

24th.

A (61:35)

Known to the prettiest.

B (61:36)

September 24th.

A (61:36)

All those things.

B (61:37)

September 24th 30th.

A (61:39)

September 24th is when Libra season starts.

B (61:41)

Okay. What are you doing for your birthday?

A (61:43)

I don't know. I have like nine months figured out.

B (61:45)

I'll throw a party for you.

A (61:46)

I think I'm like, drunk off those beers. Yo.

B (61:49)

I know. Me too.

A (61:50)

All right, let's wrap up this episode. Should we? Cheers.

B (61:53)

Cheer.

A (61:54)

Thank you.

B (61:54)

Thank you for having me. Thank you for having me.

A (61:58)

Thank you for coming on. Love you.

B (62:00)

Love you.

A (62:04)

Wow, that was quite the chug. Okay. As always, thank you guys for watching. You can watch on YouTube. I highly suggest you watch on YouTube because we are drinking on here and giggling and just. We look good. So I feel like watching on YouTube is the best option. But if you're not and you're driving to work or something, or your situationship's house, you can always listen to me on any other platform and I'll see you next week.

B (62:27)

See you guys. Bye.

A (62:36)

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