Bestie catch-up: FOMO might just kill me

Summary

Podcast Summary: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder

Episode: Bestie catch-up: FOMO might just kill me

Date: December 4, 2025
Host: Hallie Batchelder
Guest: Lauren Fishbein

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Episode Overview

This episode of Extra Dirty dives into Hallie Batchelder’s latest week in NYC with best friend Lauren Fishbein for an unfiltered catch-up session. Together, the duo covers everything from chaotic late nights, friendship-driven FOMO, seasonal depression, relationship boundaries (including monogamy and “monogamish”), sex stories, and their signature brand of unfiltered, sleepover-style girl talk. The episode is laid-back, spontaneous, and brimming with candid stories about partying, romance, and self-reflection, all with biting humor and honesty.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Late-Night Chaos and Bestie Babysitting

• Hallie recounts her wild night out, starting with a business dinner and devolving into a typical NYC bender with friends who “don’t know the meaning of casual.”
  • “The thing with that group of people—love them to death—no one knows how to call it a night and no one knows the meaning of casual. Okay, so nothing was casual about any of that night...” (05:15)
• Lauren reflects on her inability to keep up with their all-night antics, claiming she’d be hospitalized after such parties.
  • “That would kill you. Die. I was dying.” (06:11)
• FOMO as a driving force: Hallie admits to pushing her body to stay out just to avoid missing anything, even when exhausted.
  • “I might be that one case of FOMO where it might kill me.” (13:01)

2. Friendship Over Romance

• Hallie emphasizes her loyalty to friends over guys, even in party situations or on vacation.
  • “I’ve never left a friend for a man.” (08:14)
  • Lauren attests: “You have literally never left me for, like, a guy… you’ve always ended the night with me.” (08:36)
• On being private and misunderstood online: Hallie insists, despite internet rumors, she’s actually not as wild with men as people think and keeps hookups secret.
  • “No, like, I don’t tell you when I hook up with people. That’s funny. Not a lot of people know. I’m very, like, secretive.” (09:00)

3. Navigating Seasonal Depression & NYC Winter

• Hallie and Lauren both feel the winter sluggishness and bleakness in NYC but process it differently.
  • Hallie: “It’s cold, it’s miserable, and I want to execute myself.” (02:59)
• Hallie confesses to experiencing seasonal depression and reflections on her “inner child” around the holidays:
  • “The holidays bring up a lot of weird emotions for me... I feel, like, reflective, I feel disappointed in my inner child.” (18:21)
• Lauren humorously claims she’s “productive in the dark”; Hallie jokes that’s not how she spends her late nights.
  • Lauren: “I’m like, productive in the dark.” (19:01)
  • Hallie: “Yeah, not with my laptop.” (19:07)

4. Wedding & Honeymoon Talk

• Lauren discusses wedding plans and dress shopping (“It’s beautiful. So gorgeous.” 14:33) and floats the idea of a group honeymoon to Switzerland.
• Hallie’s take on bridal excitement: She isn’t “geeked up” for her own future wedding but is excited to support friends.

5. Monogamy vs. Monogamish Relationships

• Introduction to “monogamish”—couples who are mostly monogamous but occasionally have outside experiences with boundaries.
  • Hallie: “Monogamish refers to a relationship style wherein mostly monogamous couples choose to have extra-relational sexual experiences, often sparingly in with strict boundaries…” (22:08)
• Both agree open communication is key and it’s more about trust than strict exclusivity.
  • Lauren: “It's the hiding and it's lying.” (23:27)
  • Hallie: “If you trusted your man full-heartedly, like, with my permission, like, yeah, you could do whatever you want right in front of me.” (23:39)
• They muse on whether they personally could be “monogamish,” ultimately both describe themselves as pretty monogamous when really invested.

6. Unfiltered Sex & Party Stories

• The duo swaps stories about their teenage and college years, not shying away from details about movie theater foreplay, high school “road rally” competitions, and wild Vegas nights.
  • Hallie: “I used to give my high school boyfriend, like, road dome every day. I swear I still have a kink in my neck.” (33:54)
• Pop culture trivia (“Brangelina”, MET Gala themes, etc.) showcases Lauren’s lack of pop knowledge to playful effect.
• Q&A segment on sex positions, orgasms, and porn preferences, with Hallie’s signature blend of directness and self-deprecation.
  • “How to ride dick without your legs cramping up? Remember when we taught who riding dick…” (38:09)
  • “Well, I love being on top. I need to be on top. I would do that the whole time if it was up to me.” (39:47–39:50)
• Discussion on scheduling sex in relationships and how work stress impacts desire.
  • Lauren: “If I’m stressed at work... the last thing I want to do is have sex.” (43:22)

7. Sex Mishaps & Embarrassing Moments

• Hallie shares the story of an ex-boyfriend who farted right after sex, leading to shared laughter.
  • “...when my ex was fucking me from behind in college, and when he finished, he just, like, farted for, like, it felt like a minute straight.” (45:30)
• Lauren recalls being told she was too loud in bed, which impacted her future confidence.
  • “Yeah, my roommate said you were really loud. Like, that’s embarrassing.” (45:58)

8. Girl Talk, Fashion, & Upcoming Plans

• Outfit debates and fashion references (Rick Owens, Saint Laurent, Marnie boots).
• Lauren gets praised for her soups, which Hallie regularly enjoys in the winter.
• The night ends with plans to go out, hopeful for meeting new people.
  • Hallie: “I want to meet a man.” (50:06)
  • Lauren: “I think you will.”* (50:08)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Friendship Over Romance:
  • “I've never left a friend for a man.” — Hallie (08:14)
• Seasonal Depression Realness:
  • “The holidays bring up a lot of weird emotions for me... I feel, like, disappointed in my inner child.” — Hallie (18:21)
• FOMO As Lifestyle Hazard:
  • “I might be that one case of FOMO where it might kill me.” — Hallie (13:01)
• On Monogamish Relationships:
  • “It's the hiding and it's lying.” — Lauren (23:27)
  • “If you trusted your man full-heartedly... you could do whatever you want right in front of me.” — Hallie (23:39)
• On Sex Positions:
  • “How to ride dick without your legs cramping up?... I don't do that froggy. That takes— I might.” — Hallie (38:22)
• Growing Up Extra Dirty:
  • “I used to give my high school boyfriend, like, road dome every day. I swear I still have a kink in my neck.” — Hallie (33:54)
• On Wedding Excitement:
  • “Let's find a man first, please.” — Hallie (15:35)
  • “I'm excited for the fashion.” — Lauren (16:07)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• Late-night party recap & FOMO: 01:10–07:00
• Friendship > men & secretive hookups: 07:00–10:00
• Holiday blues & winter depression talk: 17:54–20:56
• “Monogamish” relationship talk: 21:27–24:35
• Vegas stories & high school ‘road rally’: 16:33, 34:07–35:20
• Pop culture trivia game: 28:47–33:09
• Unfiltered sex talk and mishaps: 38:04–48:01

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Tone & Style

Unfiltered, humorous, and confessional – the episode is raw and lively, balancing lighthearted banter with real talk about mental health, relationships, and sex. Hallie’s wit and candid self-deprecation blend with Lauren’s dry realism and bestie energy to create an atmosphere of intimate girl talk that feels both relatable and outrageous.

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For New Listeners

This catch-up episode is a quintessential Extra Dirty ride: high-energy storytelling, raunchy detail, honest mental health discussion, and a focus on female friendship and loyalty above all else. If stepping into Hallie and Lauren’s world is new, expect sleepover-style honesty, sex-positivity, and hilarious—sometimes shocking—truths about life as a young woman in NYC.

Transcript

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[Lauren Fishbein]

I don't know about you, but I'm like productive in the dark, so I like when it gets dark early.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like productive in the dark.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, well, so am I, but two different ways.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Not with my laptop.

Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York.

Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night.

Lauren Fish.

Lauren Fishbein. Welcome to Extra Dirty. I. Am I starting my episodes like that now?

[Lauren Fishbein]

I don't know. Are we?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Does it feel very productive? Professional. I just like wanted to sit down and have like a catch up because I feel like I haven't seen you in a few days and I'm really becoming unhinged.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I want her to be interviewed.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You want to be interviewed? Yeah.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Are we on wrong podcast?

[Hallie Bachelder]

This is not an interview podcast. Start over.

[Lauren Fishbein]

No way. That was funny. Funny.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I love how you're wearing a winter jacket right now.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, it's cold in here.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I like how the first note on this outline is thoughts on Canada. That's really sending me.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I don't really understand the question.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I'm just gonna riff raff with you for a little bit actually. Like, how have you been? We haven't seen each other in like a few days.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Just working.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Just working. I want to say until 5am last night. I know.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I saw that and I was expecting to sit down and hear all about.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It because I just like, you know when I drop my babysitters with me AKA you and live.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I just become a different animal.

[Lauren Fishbein]

We should actually talk about that because we were together on Saturday. I went to bed and all Of a sudden, I'm seeing you, like, sliding down the stairs in Remy's video, and I'm like, I was just with her.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. It's literally like when you leave, it's like, you know when you're younger and you're like, okay, your parents go out for dinner, you can, like, have the pregame.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's like you're. You're going out to dinner. And now I can, like, let loose.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Let loose. Oh, well, that kind of makes it sound.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But I'm 28.

[Lauren Fishbein]

But.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I'm 20, but there's nothing new in my life, really. To be honest, it's been pretty bleak. It's getting dark out at three. You're wearing a puffer coat on my podcast right now. It's cold, it's miserable, and I want to execute myself.

[Lauren Fishbein]

It is.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's Rick Owens.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Is that why you're wearing it?

[Lauren Fishbein]

No.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Is it really that cold in here?

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yes. Feel my hands.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You wanted to wear Ricky.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Rick. Feel my hands.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Ricky Blicky. My favorite thing Lauren does is, like, she'll. She'll do a outfit video on Tick Tock. And then someone will be like, oh, my God, where'd you get your jacket? She'll be like, Saint Laurent heart, exclamation. Remember when I used to link coats?

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. That were like, $2,000.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, like $4,000.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And they weren't even commissionable links. They just links.

[Lauren Fishbein]

They were just links. Yeah. This was before you had a shop.

[Hallie Bachelder]

My.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. And you would just link it to the site. And I'm like. Like, it's actually, like, sometimes it works. I linked a Chloe jacket, and I made, like, 300 bucks off of it. Because one person.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I mean, how much commission is Chloe giving?

[Lauren Fishbein]

Well, it's not to Chloe, but it's like to Sax or something, and they give you like 15. It's.

[Hallie Bachelder]

That's not bad, actually.

[Lauren Fishbein]

It's very significant if I had a. Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I mean, I don't know, but. Yeah. I had a long night last night and scared of the person I was.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. So I saw your stories.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Can you tell me what you did? Like, where did your night start? And then how did it end at your apartment?

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's like, I've been, like, on the go. I don't even know what day it is. And I'm. I'm anticipating a crash out soon. Honestly. We started the night. Well. I had a business dinner.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Oh.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Because I'm standing on business.

[Lauren Fishbein]

What was your business dinner?

[Hallie Bachelder]

It was. It was at the 86, and it was like with a friend, you know, Patrick. And it kind of looked like we were on a date, but we weren't. But we were just like talking about entrepreneurship. Honestly, it was a very productive meeting. So I felt like the need to celebrate after. So then he dropped me off at my apartment and the night could have ended there. It was 9:30. But then I started seeing. No, not for me. It was Thursday. And then I started seeing people posting.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Where were they?

[Hallie Bachelder]

At like some bar on Spring Street.

[Lauren Fishbein]

You love a bar on Spring Street.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I, I do love a bar on Spring Street. I do like a bar on Spring street actually. And like all my friends were there. Like all the usual suspects.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

So I went. And the thing with that group of people, love them to death, no one knows how to call it a night and no one knows the meaning of casual. Okay, so nothing was casual about any of that night stuff when you put.

[Lauren Fishbein]

All those people together. Because then you guys stay up until like 6 in the morning.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like there's no leader. It's the blind leading the blind. And we have no limits and boundaries.

[Lauren Fishbein]

At a bar getting hammered. And then you went to your apartment for an after.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, it's literally survival of the fittest. But after sedition. I like, it's literally for the first person who like starts to fall asleep. That's when we call it a night.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Which is like who?

[Hallie Bachelder]

And it was me. So I think they went to a second afters.

[Lauren Fishbein]

What?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Lauren Fishbein]

What time?

[Hallie Bachelder]

These people don't. Around. Well, I think a late night is 6am That's a late night for me. How do they sometimes they have full 48 hour benders.

[Lauren Fishbein]

That is quite. I like put me like, put me down.

[Hallie Bachelder]

That would kill you.

[Lauren Fishbein]

That would kill me.

[Hallie Bachelder]

That would kill you. Die.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I was dying.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You'd go to the hospital.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I would die. I would send myself to a hospital. Like I can't even like tell you because I've never experienced that. Because for me a late night is like 3am and then I'm recovering for about two weeks.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. So sometimes they like will stay up all night out and afters and then get breakfast and then they'll go to lunch and then they'll go back to someone's apartment.

[Lauren Fishbein]

They need to be like studied. Like what happened to me as a child that like, I can't do that.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Maybe you had like sports or something. Like you would structure.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Like maybe I didn't, I don't know.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I didn't have. I wasn't a sports.

[Lauren Fishbein]

You were a goalie.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I was a Goalie. But, like, I didn't. Like, really. I just had to kind of stand there and take balls.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Honestly, though, like, if I remember back to college, Halle, like, I would actually. My freshman year, like, I would have lift and practice at 6am I would stay out until 3. Remember, I would set alarms to go see my ex. Yeah, I would. I would literally go out.

[Hallie Bachelder]

That's called a dick appointment.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I would go out. I would go to sleep for 30 minutes, set an alarm, make sure to text him, because now he's coming home from the bar, go to see him, hang out, drink more with the seniors, and then go to bed at, like, 4am and then I lift and practice at 6. So, like, I was doing it. I just don't know where.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I mean, you got to fit in the D somewhere. It's only good for you. It's healthy for you.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I just don't know where it went.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I haven't gotten laid in, like, over a month or two, despite what the Internet thinks. Psa, I'm not everyone that I see.

[Lauren Fishbein]

That's true. She's actually not. Yeah, I can attest because usually she's looking around for me or one of our other friends, making sure she's not missing anything.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. I get friend fomo. And we've talked about this. Like, this happened in Mykonos. I could have gotten laid in Mykonos, but I wanted to hang out with my friends. My friends being you, Lauren, Alex, you.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Have literally never left me for, like.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I've never left a friend for a man.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I can honestly.

[Hallie Bachelder]

That time in Miami when I ubered to.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Okay, that was one time, and you were.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Was worth it.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, that was one time. Other than that one time, you have never left me out.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I never left you out. Finish that sentence.

[Lauren Fishbein]

You've never left me out.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Like, you've never left me, like, out alone at night for a guy. Like, you've always ended the night with me.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't think that says much about me. I think most men don't want to see me until the wee hours of the morning. And you're already in bed.

[Lauren Fishbein]

And I'm already in bed. Yeah, I feel like you get with guys more when, like, on, like, a random Tuesday when I'm, like, at home, like, cooking, and you'll. And then you won't tell me about it until, like, weeks later, and you're like, yeah, I got with this guy. I'm like, when?

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, like, I don't tell you when I hook up with people. That's funny.

[Lauren Fishbein]

That.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Not A lot of people know I'm very, like, secretive.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. And I see you every. Every Friday and Saturday, which is like when I go out primarily. But fine, when I was going out like every single day of the week. You also never left me for a guy.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, I would never. Because if I'm having sex with a guy, I don't be like, thinking about, like, what my best friends are up to while I'm riding this man into the sunset. Because you would have something I would get distract and I wouldn't be able to finish.

[Lauren Fishbein]

It's true.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You can't have that.

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[Hallie Bachelder]

Okay, so what are your thoughts on Canada?

[Lauren Fishbein]

Like, beautiful. Honestly. Honestly.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Have you ever been to Canada?

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yes.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I thought everyone spoke French there. We.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I mean, in Quebec, right?

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's Quebec, not Canada.

[Lauren Fishbein]

No, it is, but it's a part of Canada.

[Hallie Bachelder]

This is where we get clips being like, these girls. Are American education systems failing us?

[Lauren Fishbein]

No. Quebec is like a French territory and so they speak French there, but I think the rest of Canada doesn't. And I really want to go there. That really pretty blue lake area.

[Hallie Bachelder]

We could do your honeymoon there.

[Lauren Fishbein]

No.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Can I come on your honeymoon?

[Lauren Fishbein]

I actually was thinking about this and I do want to invite friends on my honeymoon.

Just like me and Jordan have the best time. Like. Okay, all right, here's the plan. Get married, don't go on a honeymoon. I was thinking to go on a honeymoon in like the winter time and go to like Switzerland. Something really cool. Me and Jordan for a few days and then all of our friends come. How much fun.

[Hallie Bachelder]

This is just getting more expensive and expensive plans are developing and developing.

[Lauren Fishbein]

No, you don't have to come.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I will Come if you want to come. I will come.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. And, like, samurai and we'll, like, go ski and have a blast.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Lauren Fishbein]

And then, like, me and Jordan can always leave early, but. What? Come on. So much better.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I do want to go skiing in the Swiss Alps at some point.

[Lauren Fishbein]

See? There you go. You can do it for my honeymoon.

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Perfect.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Perfect.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I love celebrating other people's love.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. Me and Jordan will go.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Maybe I'll have a boyfriend by then.

[Lauren Fishbein]

That would be fantastic. You can bring him. Like, me and Jordan go first, alone for, like, a few days. And then you guys meet us.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Lauren Fishbein]

And just join our. Whatever house we get or hotel. Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

We can go on a double date. When's our next double date? We need to find a new contender.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Have we been. Oh, we did go on a double date the other weekend.

[Hallie Bachelder]

That was really.

[Lauren Fishbein]

It wasn't me. It wasn't a double date.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I know. I was hoping, like, no one was, like, looking around, thinking we were on.

[Lauren Fishbein]

No, we weren't on a double date. That was, like, a business meeting for Jordan. Like, he wanted to, like, you know, prospect, and. It wasn't a double date. But you were sending me.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It was a double date. I wasn't. And it was falling asleep.

[Lauren Fishbein]

You were falling asleep. Hallie was falling. I. I kept looking at her, and I was like, halle, you don't have to do this to yourself. You can go home.

[Hallie Bachelder]

She was like a baby fighting it. I was like. Like I had been awake for 48 hours.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Nothing crazy like that.

[Lauren Fishbein]

And I kept telling you. I was like, it's okay. I'm not gonna be offended. No one hears me offended. If you go home, she's like, no. Like, why? She goes, because what if I miss something? You're not missing anything.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I might be that one case of FOMO where it might kill me.

[Lauren Fishbein]

It actually might.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Because you will push my body. You fight your body. Yeah. We need to, like, pitch that to, like, Vogue. The influencer that died of fomo. Fomo.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Halle Bachelder, esteemed horn influencer, podcaster, dies, dies of FOMO at the age of 28. Will left no one because she is sore.

Oh, Lauren, also, that guy that I had a crush on.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Apparently, like, he's scared I'm gonna talk about him online. Isn't that.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I think it's weird, and I feel like we've been with a few.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I think that's happened to me a handful of times.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I think it's happened, which I expect.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I kind of expect it to.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yes. But I think it's okay for them to. To knock that to you. They don't have to say it to their friends and be like, oh, I'm. I don't want to take her on a date because I'm afraid she's gonna talk about me online. Just. Just take you on a date and just be like, hey, I'd like to keep this private. And you will, as we're talking about.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It online right now.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, but we're not saying names. No one even knows who we're speaking about.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, I know.

[Lauren Fishbein]

It's more. This is more of a general statement to all men. This is a psa. This is a PSA to all men in Halle's future. If you ask her directly, do not talk about me online.

[Hallie Bachelder]

She won't, because. And that's a lot of people that have asked me not to talk about.

[Lauren Fishbein]

That, and you haven't, period, full stop.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And no one knows.

[Commercial Narrator]

That's right.

[Lauren Fishbein]

So probably on. It's probably on Reddit, but it's in our text.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Any engagement updates? You picked out your wedding dress.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I picked out my wedding dress.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's beautiful. So gorgeous.

[Lauren Fishbein]

This is so funny. We're at Vera Wang.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Lauren Fishbein]

So I'm trying on all these dresses, and I try on, like, this one dress, and I come out and I'm like, okay, do you love it? Hs like, I love it, but I want to see the one that you really like. And everyone was like, this is the dress, Alley.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Well, I wasn't at the first fitting.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I know, I know. Like, we were like, let's. My mom was like, let's put on the one that you like. And then I think you were probably just like, well, you were probably tired because you went to sleep at 6:00am yeah, you did. And how. He's like, no, but I really love this one. But I want to see the one that you really love. And I was like, this is it. This is it. What do you think?

[Hallie Bachelder]

I'm really bad in settings like that. Like, I don't even know what to.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Look for, if that makes sense, like, in fashion.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, in bridal fashion.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Bridal fashion.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Because I feel like with my own fashion, I have, like, my own sense of style. It's different from yours.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I feel like I'm gonna. I see you in Vivian Westwood for your wedding for sure.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Let's find a man first, please. Okay.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Sorry.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yes.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't, like, get geeked up about wedding stuff.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I don't think.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't. I don't think I'm gonna be Like a. Like, really excited about my own wedding. Excited to go to yours.

[Lauren Fishbein]

But I don't think I am either. No, not that I'm not excited for my wedding. I don't get like, geek. Like, I haven't. I wasn't.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't want you. I use the word geeked up.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Geeked up.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, I am geeked.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I wasn't a kid that was like taking. Printing out pictures and all this, like.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Jumping off your bed with the pillowcase on your head. Buying none.

[Lauren Fishbein]

No, definitely wasn't doing that. But I'm excited for the fashion. Like, I've been having so much fun picking out all my outfits and like, I'm gonna design something. Like, I think it's me. So much fun. Like, I'm having so much fun.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Lauren Fishbein]

With the clothes. Because I love clothes.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I know.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I love.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Your makeup's gonna be pretty in your hair.

[Lauren Fishbein]

So will yours. We'll get you a pretty dress.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Wait, we haven't really even sat down. You didn't come on my Vegas podcast because you're busy, like, eating. Eating.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I was eating.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Oh, cute.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Our Vegas experience was very different.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, Lauren, like spot. And I was like. But to be fair, making out with boys.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Vegas for three nights is very difficult for east coasters because dinner started at 10. That's 1am for us. That is. I'm asleep.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Well, dinner at 10pm Is like late.

[Lauren Fishbein]

We had like shows and we had things to do. So then like at the after stuff, I was.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Dying. I was so tired. And so you and Graydon would go out and then the next day we were. You guys were recording and I was eating. Yeah, like, I was eating at a full blown restaurant that had fire. They were like throwing fire. Like, you don't even understand the restaurant that we ate at. Like, I was like, okay, like, let's just go for a nice lunch. We show up at this lunch, there's naked women, like just dancing. It was a full blown show. It was pitch black and it was 12pm scary. Oh, I made someone. I made money. I played blackjack.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't even know where you were.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, I left with like. I was up like a thousand bucks.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I had a weird.

My nights were weird. They're very different. I was really unhinged.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I. I spot. I ate and I made money.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And then you left.

[Lauren Fishbein]

And then I left.

[Hallie Bachelder]

What are your thoughts on New York City in the winter?

You like to like make soup.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, I was going to say I.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Actually that's how Lauren. That's exactly what Lauren was gonna Say. I don't even have to say anything. She's just me. Like, I like soup.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I like soup. I like soup. I like chili. I always invite you over for my soups.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I've.

[Lauren Fishbein]

You come over for my soup.

[Hallie Bachelder]

So you haven't made a soup in a long time.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I haven't, but it's about time.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But I've been, like, really depressed. Like, I'm not gonna lie. Like, I know in the winter, I. Because I.

[Lauren Fishbein]

This time of year.

[Hallie Bachelder]

This time of year is always really tough for me. I drink too much. I get really, like, nostalgic. The holidays bring up a lot of weird emotions for me for some reason. I get, like, really, like. I feel, like, reflective. I feel like disappointed in my, like, inner child.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

If that makes any sense. So, like, when it's so beautiful out and, like, everything's lit up, I'm like, the world doesn't look like this anymore to me as an adult. Like, everything's gray. It is dark. But that's how I feel. Like, holidays do that for some people.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I know. So back to the winter thing. Like, I. I don't know about you, but I'm like, productive in the dark. So I like when it gets dark early.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, productive in the dark.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. Well, so am I, but two different ways.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. Not with my laptop.

[Lauren Fishbein]

With my laptop, like, decks. I'm like, yes, it's pitch black outside.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Oh, my God.

[Lauren Fishbein]

But I. So I like it. I like it. But you have a really. Okay. There is, like, a point of time and when I know that you're going to go dark on me from, like, Thanksgiving to New Year, you get very in your head and you reflect on your year.

[Hallie Bachelder]

As I should.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. You're like, this is my reflecting time. And I always take it so personally. But I won't this year because I know it's just like a. This is what happens.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I actually just saw a quote that was like, after.

A certain point in November. Like, I don't want to absorb any. Like, I'm done learning things and I'm done listening to things. Like, my brain is shut off.

[Lauren Fishbein]

It's shut off until the new year.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's until the new year. Like I said, like, November reach the cap on anything this head can handle. Yeah. So I have nothing else to give.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Besides just aimlessly partying and being, like.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Emo about it and being email about it. Yeah. Because then in the new year, you pop back up and you're like, okay, here are all my new goals.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It just feels like I hate when things I hate shifting of seasons. I hate daylight savings.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Any little change, it affects me because I have no control over it. And like, I have like little OCD things and I get like kind of like frazzled by it. Especially from summer to fall. I get really emo.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Well, yeah, Also like, I think everyone. There's no routine because everyone is.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I'll never have routine.

[Lauren Fishbein]

You'll never have routine.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I'll never ever have routine.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Maybe like when you're a mom, this.

[Hallie Bachelder]

IOD has a lot more time on it. So that won't be happening for a while.

[Lauren Fishbein]

But.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But maybe when I'm a mom. I don't think I'll be doing afters. When I'm a mother. I hope nothing.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I can't even imagine. Actually. I will say though, like, we go out with like people that are mothers and fathers.

[Hallie Bachelder]

They should not be out though.

[Lauren Fishbein]

They are out until 8 in the morning. And I'm like, at that Halloween party we just went to, like they were all. They're all parents. They were out until 6am I mean.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, what the are you guys doing there? One time to let loose.

[Lauren Fishbein]

They let loose a lot.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But there's some. I will say there's some fathers. I know that, like, I'm like, don't you have a kid?

[Lauren Fishbein]

Like, what are you doing?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, they're out too much.

[Lauren Fishbein]

It's so strange.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. Anyways, what do you think about monogamy?

[Lauren Fishbein]

These segues are sending me. Monogamy is great. Yeah. I love my partner.

[Hallie Bachelder]

What do you think about monogamish?

[Lauren Fishbein]

What's that?

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's really like kind of monogamy. Ish. No, it was a Cosmo article. Shout out Willa. Let me look it up.

[Lauren Fishbein]

What did the. Cause I didn't read it. So tell me what it said.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I mean, what does it really mean to be monogamish?

[Lauren Fishbein]

Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And then it's literally me and you at the function.

[Lauren Fishbein]

It's us partying.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, it's literally us partying. That's them being monogamish.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Tell me.

[Hallie Bachelder]

First coin by legendary sex columnist Dan Savage. He sounds like a legendary sex columnist. I'm not gonna lie. Monogamous refers to a relationship style wherein mostly monogamous couples choose to have an extra relational sexual experiences, often sparingly in with strict boundaries that only allow for non monogamous activity under very specific circumstances.

[Lauren Fishbein]

This question seems targeted.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I. I didn't think it was targeted before.

[Lauren Fishbein]

So now that you're reading the article.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Now that I'm reading it, I feel like Marshall, like is teeing up For.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, Marshall, Marshall. I, I, I will, we'll talk about this.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I want to talk about monogamish, though. We don't talk about. Okay, our rendezvous. But I will say, I don't know, like, if.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Do you think you could be monogamous? How about that? I, Yes, I think, because I was.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Just watching Salt Lake, the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and one of the girls, Bronwyn, love her, she was saying that, like, she's having, like, these trust issues with her husband. Like, he was like, texting another girl or something and, like, was caught, like, texting someone or looking at pictures of a girl on a plane. And like, it was reported to like, a blog or something.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And she's like, the thing is, like, if he wanted to explore something out of her marriage and we just had conversations about it and set boundaries and we're very specific, like, I would be open to that.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Right? It's the hiding.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's the hiding and it's lying.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, I think I would agree with that. Like, I think that it's a trust issue. I think it's a trust issue.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, without trust, you don't have anything.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Right.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But if, like, you trusted your man full heartedly, like, with my permission, like, yeah, you could do whatever you want right in front of me.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Right.

[Hallie Bachelder]

If I gave you the go.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. If I gave you the go. No, I think that, like, I think the question is, like, can you? I can be monogamous. You can be monogamous. I've seen you in relationships. One life you have.

[Hallie Bachelder]

In your situation, when I like a guy in a very.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I don't know if.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Don't touch my man.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, I don't think that you could ever, like, like.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No.

[Lauren Fishbein]

And if a guy ever told you that he has those thoughts, you would beat his ass. You would tear him apart.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Tear him. Oh, get me, like, worked up even thinking about it.

[Lauren Fishbein]

But also, we haven't been with anyone for like 20 plus years. So, like, I don't know, you know?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, that's also a good point.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I don't know what that's.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It could be fun to, like, spice things up. Like, maybe, like. Yeah, I don't know. I would maybe do threesomes, like, if the girl was completely random.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, with two guys. Maybe with two guys. That would be fun, you know that like me, where it's like, the girls.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Like, that's you guys.

I'm dead. Who would be the guy? Would it be like a friend or would it be a random.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I've done it with twins.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Okay, well.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But, like, it wasn't like a Eiffel Tower situation. It was just like.

[Lauren Fishbein]

That was.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Do you remember that?

[Lauren Fishbein]

I remember that. That was the craziest story. There's twins. Like, need help?

[Hallie Bachelder]

No. They were so cute.

[Lauren Fishbein]

They're so strange.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Which twins are we talking about? Because there's been a few.

[Lauren Fishbein]

There's been two sets of twins.

They love you.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I do think it's weird to, like, that I was doing that with twins that were related. I was like, you guys are. They're brothers.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. Like, they're weird.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, I would never do that with my Brin. No, imagine I had sex with my sister and another guy. No, it's weird.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Oh, my God. Remember we were sitting at. Sorry, but we were sitting at the bar the other weekend and someone was like, okay, picture this. You wake up. I can't even say this. Say it. I can't. They're like, picture this. You wake up your mom.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Oh, yeah. Or you can't even say that. You're right. No, but, like, when I was hooking up with the twins, we were like, on a couch, under a blanket, watching a movie. Like, they were next to me on.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Either side, both of their hands.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But maybe they just started like. Like in my headline. They're like, I think it's about to.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Be really interesting because they didn't know what they were doing. And then their hands met and they were like.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And then their hands met, like, right on my. They're like both like, on my thighs. And I was like. I was like. They're about to, like, meet at the same spot.

[Lauren Fishbein]

This basement of yours has seen so much. So much.

[Hallie Bachelder]

So much.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Okay, next question. Hit me or next topic.

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[Lauren Fishbein]

Drew Ski, lift with your legs, man. Stands the same.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Santa, did you get my letter?

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[Lauren Fishbein]

I'm not.

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[Lauren Fishbein]

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[Hallie Bachelder]

Visit t mobile.com okay, I want to do a segment with you called obvious pop culture trivia because you don't know anything about pop culture. It's like I could be like who is Bill Clinton?

[Lauren Fishbein]

And she'd be like, okay, no, I.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Know that WWE wrestler.

What was Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's couple name? Brad Jolina Brangelina.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Brangelina.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Brad Jelena Branchelena. Which niece of Alec Baldwin is also married to a famous north of the border pop star?

[Lauren Fishbein]

Oh, Haley Bieber. Yeah. Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Which 2009 movie is the highest grossing box office film of all time?

[Lauren Fishbein]

2009. Do you know? Would you have known without looking at that Superman?

[Hallie Bachelder]

I Could have guessed Superman.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Wait, 2009. How old were we?

[Hallie Bachelder]

I'm not a mathematician. Avatar.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Are you kidding? I would have never.

[Hallie Bachelder]

That was the biggest movie of all time. I would have guessed Avatar. Or, like, Hunger Games or something like that. Okay, which singer is famously known as the Queen of Pop?

[Lauren Fishbein]

Gaga.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Taylor Swift?

[Hallie Bachelder]

No.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Miley?

[Hallie Bachelder]

No.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Who?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Madonna.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Oh.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Which actor turned royalty is married to Prince Harry?

[Lauren Fishbein]

I know this one. What's her name? Hold on. She was in Suits.

What's her name? Meghan Markle.

[Hallie Bachelder]

There you go.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Am I crushing this?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Who played Jack and Rose in the Titanic?

[Lauren Fishbein]

I just watched this with you. Okay. Jack was.

What's his name? With the ball, with the cap. Hold on. I'm just about.

[Hallie Bachelder]

With the hat.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I'm just bad at names. Okay, she was.

[Hallie Bachelder]

How do you not.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I'm really bad with their names. Leo. Leo was the guy. Leonardo DiCaprio.

[Hallie Bachelder]

The girl would be harder for me.

[Lauren Fishbein]

The girl was Blanchette. Cape Blanchette.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Kate Winslet.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Kate Winslet. I was close. I think it was a Kate.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Which actor is known for playing Iron man in the Marvel movies?

[Lauren Fishbein]

Hugh Jackman.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Robert Downey Jr. Don't they look the same? I don't know. Are they single? Which TV show features the characters Ross, Rachel? Okay, Monica and Chandler? These are, like, almost insulting.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, come on.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Which singer's real name is Stephanie? Joanne, Angelina and Germanada.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Gaga.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Honestly? Shocked you got that?

[Lauren Fishbein]

The only reason I know that is because.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Who's the man in Kim Kardashian sex tape?

[Lauren Fishbein]

Ray J. Yeah. Oh, wow. I'm surprising myself.

[Hallie Bachelder]

What was the 2025 MET Gala theme?

[Lauren Fishbein]

Honestly, I have no idea. Wait, Karl Lagerfeld. Excuse me. No, what was it?

[Hallie Bachelder]

It was black dandyism in tailoring black style. What does 6, 7 mean?

Six, seven.

Six, seven.

I don't. Six, seven.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Like how. Like, how big a guy is.

[Hallie Bachelder]

How big? What?

[Lauren Fishbein]

What?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Say. Say it louder.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Like, how big a guy is.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It has no meaning.

[Lauren Fishbein]

So why do you say it? I don't know.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's not my. It's not our age demo.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I think it's the equivalent to, like.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Six foot, seven foot, eight foot.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's like this. You know, I used to dab.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, but, like, there was meaning behind it.

[Hallie Bachelder]

What was the meaning behind the dab? Please explain to me.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Well, the dab wasn't like a word.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It was like an emote. Yeah, like, so is 6, 7.

[Lauren Fishbein]

So if I just did this, someone would know that means six, seven. So I'm gonna walk into the office.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Who performed at the 2025 Super bowl halftime show. Kendrick Lamar complete the tick tock famous sound. Nothing beats a. I have no idea. Nothing beats a jet to holiday. Yeah.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. Well, you should have if you said.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It with like, 6, 7, 6, 7. Okay, 6, 7. Next time we're in a serious fight, like, honestly. 6, 7, you 6, 7. Name two of the Twilight franchise books.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Twilight Eclipse.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I wouldn't.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Twilight.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I. Wait, remember? Oh, I, like, miss the days when I was like, a kid and Twilight was coming out. And it was. Came out at like 12am and you would go to the movie theater and everyone from your high school was there. And then you would get to school and be like, oh, my God, did you hear so and so and so so made out the new Twilight movie. And I was there with, like, one of my mom.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Did you ever get fingered at the movie theaters?

[Lauren Fishbein]

I was, like, really ugly.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Oh.

[Lauren Fishbein]

No one wanted anything to do with me.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I would get fingered at the movie theaters. I was that in, like, a north Face zip up in these uggs. And I was getting finger blasted at the movie.

[Lauren Fishbein]

What was that like? Tell me about that.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I used to give, like, hand chops. Honestly, a lot of what I did was, like, illegal.

I was just giving rub and tugs at the.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Is that illegal?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Local movie theater? I think it's, like, probably public indecency or public loot acts. Like, who wasn't doing that?

[Lauren Fishbein]

No one wanted that for me at the time.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I used to give my high school boyfriend, like, road dome every day.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Oh, my God.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I swear I still have a kink in my neck.

[Lauren Fishbein]

You are. You're one of a kind. We had this thing in high school.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Called road rally. This is actually the craziest thing. And I just. I. I can't believe that we did this. And it's. It's really scary, but.

Every single year, juniors and seniors, you have road rally. So we would have these, like, 10 groups. There was like, three friend groups in high school. We would split girls up between, like, 10 groups. It was like four girls. They would have a driver, one guy, and it would be like a you. It would be like a list of things that they have to do. So, like, do the bases on the bases.

And you have to document everything. And then afterwards, we would all meet up at, like, someone's house and everything would be on, like, a camera drive and we would upload it. And then, like, whoever did the most things that team won. Road rally.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Can you believe that we did this?

[Hallie Bachelder]

We were, like, insane.

[Lauren Fishbein]

How old were we? 16, 17.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I know. I can't believe, like, we're on the drive at that age.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. And they're. They're still doing it. Like, I know that the high school's still doing it. It's insane.

[Hallie Bachelder]

That's absurd.

[Lauren Fishbein]

And, like, this is a little old Livingston, New Jersey. What? Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

That would get me in some trouble.

[Lauren Fishbein]

That would definitely get you in some trouble.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Oh, that was a fun segment.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I like that.

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[Lauren Fishbein]

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[Hallie Bachelder]

Now we're going to.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Could have gone harder.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. All right, we're leveling up for this next segment.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Wait, what is the segment? It's like what you want for Christmas.

[Hallie Bachelder]

A few question. No, a few Q and A's.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

How to ride it without legs cramping and straining.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Do your legs.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I mean, drink some water. First of all, that's not normal. Go to the gym how to ride dick without your legs cramping up. Remember when we taught who riding dick.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Where their legs are cramping up?

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't do that froggy. That takes. I might.

[Lauren Fishbein]

That's what I was saying. Go to the gym for that.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, I don't have the legs for that. And whenever a guy wants that, I'm like, trust me, you don't want that.

[Lauren Fishbein]

You're like. You're like, no.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I'm like, literally, the. My pelvic floor will collapse if we do this.

[Lauren Fishbein]

You're like, my bones will hurt you.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. Like, you're gonna be able to like, feel my ribs.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, no, that one is. That one I can do just for like a little bit. And then when the legs do cramp up, you go back down.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't like doing the froggy. I also feel like it doesn't feel good for. Yeah, actually, it doesn't feel good for me. That's why I don't like doing it.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Really? Forget it.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's also a workout.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Like, you're.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I wake up, my legs are sore. If a guy really wants to do that, I'll do that. But it's better on my knees. But they hate that.

[Lauren Fishbein]

That's what I mean.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, guys like, don't like that position.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Really?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Why are you looking me like that? It's like.

Maybe like if you work on it, I might look like it.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, I can't with you.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Sorry. Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I still even think that is just like, they just like the idea of someone twerking on their dick. Like, I don't think it's honestly feels better than them. And doggy.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I feel like Guys love doggy.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Guys love doggy.

[Lauren Fishbein]

That's what I'm saying.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, but, like, I don't know if it, like, feels better because you're twerking on their dick or if that. The thought of, like, a hot girl literally riding and twerking on their dick.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, it's nice, but it's not. Just, like, mix it up for them.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Well, I love being on top. I need to be on top.

[Lauren Fishbein]

You do.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I would do that the whole time if it was up to me. Usually I just go on top and I finish, and then I'll let them do whatever. I'm like, you can throw me around. Do whatever you want. Now I don'. My mind has left the chat. I'm just a physical beating heart now. It's like.

[Lauren Fishbein]

It's so interesting.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I'm like, wrap it up.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Can I say something just, like, about, like, growing up and, like, watching TV and, like, seeing, like, them. Everyone finish at the same time. That's not real.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No one finished. But it's miraculous when it happens and you finish at the same time.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yes, but that's not real.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Finishing at the same time is crazy.

[Lauren Fishbein]

It's insane. It's actually. Now it makes me angry when I watch a movie and they're like, everyone's like. Like, finishing the same time. Like, okay, so that's fake.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. I mean, Saxon TV is just not real. Porn's even, like, not real.

Though. The porn I watch, it's my favorite.

[Lauren Fishbein]

That was my favorite, like, bit that we ever did.

[Hallie Bachelder]

What?

[Lauren Fishbein]

When we were with me, you, and Live on the podcast, and we were talking about, like, the porn that you watch.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's crazy.

[Lauren Fishbein]

It's crazy. It's so funny. It makes so much sense for you.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It just, like, reflects my personality through and through. Whenever people are like, oh, I just watch girl on girl, like, most girls do that. I feel like. And I never understood it. I'm like, I want to see, like, no, I needed. I need to see a guy.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, I don't even think I'm watching the girl. I think I'm watching the guy.

[Lauren Fishbein]

That's so funny.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I don't even want to look at the girl. What is this?

[Lauren Fishbein]

Wait, Ali, you're watching, like, gay porn.

Everyone's getting off. All the guys.

Forget the girl in the porn. I've never watched.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I've never watched gay porn, but I wouldn't be opposed to it. Have you ever watched porn while you have sex? That's like, I used to love to do it.

[Lauren Fishbein]

No, I haven't. But I should try it.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's like a one big orgy. Yeah, I used to do that with.

[Lauren Fishbein]

My like in my apartment. But like my apartment is like right next to the elevator. So like when you get out of the elevator and the TV is on in my apartment, you can hear it. Imagine I have like porn on surround sound. Someone's like getting out of the elevator on my floor. Just.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, that's what happened when I was in Nantucket. I was hooking up with the guy in the room and like he had put the porn on. On surround sound.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Was it. He was at your house in his Nantucket house?

[Commercial Narrator]

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[Lauren Fishbein]

Okay. I thought it was.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And he put it on the whole house.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Oh my God.

[Hallie Bachelder]

So all his guy friends were just like. They knew what we were doing in the room but they just like kept it on so funny.

[Lauren Fishbein]

They like all got horny and went to their perspective rooms.

[Hallie Bachelder]

That was a wild time.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Thank God it wasn't no nut November.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It was definitely. It was a lot, a lot of nutting. July. Okay. Have you ever been Eiffel towered?

[Lauren Fishbein]

No. No. Have you?

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, but I think I would. I just have never been like. It's just also so.

I kind of like love a degrading situation like in certain respects. But like getting Eiffel towered is like a new level.

[Lauren Fishbein]

What happened?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Do you being degraded? I don't know. I had a great childhood. Went to an all girls Catholic school.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I think it was the Catholic school.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah. It really you up and just.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I think it was.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I also just like I'm. I'm curious.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, I like wrong with that.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I want to like try everything. I've done everything. I want to try everything at least once because I just like, I'm curious what it's like or like how do you know what you like and if you don't like, if you're not trying.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Everything, maybe that's the next one.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Maybe Christmas.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I'll get you that for Christmas.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Go to Paris.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Go to Paris.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Have you ever had a phase in your life where you didn't want to have sex?

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yes.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Lauren, schedule sex.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yes. No. You know what it is? If I'm stressed at work, which I am like the last thing I want to do. And. And I know that it's probably I should be doing it because I feel like it'll probably make me feel better. But the last thing I want to do is have sex. Like after being stressed at work and like I'm on calls all day and I'm stressed. I don't want to have sex, I.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Feel like I'd be the opposite.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I know. I know you. You think that, but I. A lot of the people that I work with, we about this all the time, and we're like, is it bad at home? And I'm like, yeah, I really. I'm really tired, and I'm really stressed, and I'm really, like. It's like. He's like, almost like, I come home and, like, I'm like, I want to kill you. Shut up. Don't talk to me.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Would you live in a studio so, like, there's no way to escape him.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Almost. Right. And so it's actually better when we do plan and, like, we'll go out to a nice dinner.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You have a date night.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Exactly. That's what's better for me. Because if we just come home and, like, I, like, I don't want to cook, but I. I will. Right? And then I'm like, okay, I had a bad day. I cooked. You're home really late. We only have an hour before you have to go to bed. Because he gets in so late. Yeah, like, the last thing. So that's why it's, like, better for me. Like, okay, like, let's have a dinner. He'll leave work a little bit early. So it's like, you know, like, I feel like I can, like, disassociate from my stress. Okay. So to answer your question is yes.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I mean, I just go through phases of my life where I don't have sex.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yes.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, I went six months this year without having sex. Yeah, that was crazy.

[Lauren Fishbein]

But, like, you also weren't interested in it at all.

[Hallie Bachelder]

No, I wasn't. Like, I don't know. I went through, I think, April to September not having sex.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, but then. But then you went hard in September.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Then I went.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah, you do that. You're like, all in. You're like, all or nothing.

[Hallie Bachelder]

There's no middle.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. What is it?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Moderation. There's no 6, 7. There's no this 6, 7.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Most embarrassing sex story.

Mine was like, when my hiccups.

Mine was when my ex was me from behind.

In college, and when he finished, he just, like, farted for, like, it felt like a minute straight.

[Lauren Fishbein]

That's not. Like it was embarrassing for you. That's embarrassing for him. No, I know.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I wouldn't. I never embarrassed farting. One of you embarrassed yourself in bed. That was embarrassing for. For him. But, like, I've never embarrassed myself in bed.

[Lauren Fishbein]

You know what was probably really embarrassing was, like, I think I remember, like, One. Okay. In the moment, I didn't think it was embarrassing. But then I remember in college, I got with this one guy and when I left, he was like, yeah, my roommate said you were really loud. Like, that's embarrassing. And then afterwards, after that, I was never allowed again. I was like, you just like. Like you're a loser. Like, you just like, that's usually bad. You just made me feel bad about myself.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I feel like the louder the better. I'm like theatrical. It's like, it's like my like Broadway show.

[Lauren Fishbein]

No, I was never allowed with him again and he didn't have a good time anymore. And I was like, okay, bye.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I feel like being loud is like a validation almost to them. So even if it's just like, feel.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Great, I'm like, all right, that was embarrassing. Hearing that after the fact.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Lauren Fishbein]

And I was like, you just hurt my feelings. But embarrassing. Like, I've like that guy. That's embarrassing. And he should see someone about that.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Because he couldn't like, stop farting because he was about to finish finishing.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I don't know. That's really bad. And I was just like, that's really bad. Oh, my God. He just kept.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I was just like, oh. Oh my.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Oh my God, that's really bad.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Mike, you go see a doctor.

[Lauren Fishbein]

This reminds me of something that happened the other night. Jordan had a full on coughing attack the other night in the middle of the night.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It was like.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Was like 2am he will not stop coughing, like for 20 minutes. And I was like, it obviously woke me up and it's starting to piss me the off. And I look at him and he has his face mask on and he has his mouth tape on and he's just coughing. I was like, jordan, drink water.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But he had mouth tape on.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Or maybe like, he didn't.

[Hallie Bachelder]

What is that? What does he think that does for him?

[Lauren Fishbein]

It helps him. Like, not like in the middle of the night. It helps him keep his mouth closed and it helps him with his breathing. He has like sinus issues. I don't know. It helps him. It really does. Because otherwise he would literally be sleeping there with like his full mouth open.

Sorry, Jordan.

[Hallie Bachelder]

All right. We're just picking on him today.

[Lauren Fishbein]

We're picking on him, but full on coughing attack. And I'm like. And I. All I said was, drink some water. He drank some water and he was fine and he went back to sleep. Are you not like, did your brain not go to maybe drink some water after 20 minutes?

[Hallie Bachelder]

Maybe had a cold?

It was actually, I Relate to him because I don't like water either.

[Lauren Fishbein]

It was crazy.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Was that, like an embarrassing sex story?

[Lauren Fishbein]

No, I was just. Story. And then my sec. And then my second thought about the fart story. And I'm intrigued to see if, like, sunny. So one time. So Jordan, like, will always be like, he forever will be like, you're a fart sniffer. Because this one time. Sunny, tell me if you think this is funny and totally. Feel free to cut this if you don't. But this one time, me and Jordan were at my lake house and we were leaving. I don't even know if you know the story.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, you've told me a few times. Oh, but you can tell the class.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Okay. This one time, we were at my lake house and we were leaving. I'm like, okay, Jordan, take the trash out. He takes the trash out. And I'm walking past him, and I saw this horrible sense. I'm like, okay, what the did I cook this weekend? That's in the garbage that's rotting. So I, like, lean down because he has the garbage in his hand, and I, like, lean down to the garbage, and I'm like. And he starts dying laughing. I'm like, what? He's like, you really just sniffed my fart? And I was like, oh, my God. I thought it was the trash. And I was trying to figure out what that scent was. And he was like, so you're initial reaction is to smell the trash? And I was like, I just wanted to know, like, what it was. Like, what if it was like, something in the kitchen that was rotting or. It was like, I needed to, like, know where the scent was coming from.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I just can't. It's just boys are so disgusting to me. Like, like, control your bowel movements.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. He loves that story.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Boys are nasty.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Boys are really gross. He loves that story.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Like, most embarrassing sex story turns to fart stories. But. Okay, what are we doing tonight?

[Lauren Fishbein]

We're going to SUV tonight.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I want to meet a man.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I think you will. There. The guy that invited us. Or actually, props to Jordan. He got these plans for us.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I know. He's been better.

[Lauren Fishbein]

He's been better. He's crushing it.

[Hallie Bachelder]

He's starting to reach Daddy Junior status.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Hallie Bachelder]

And I'm accepting it.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Jordan is reaching Daddy Junior.

[Hallie Bachelder]

He's Daddy Junior.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I love that.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I can't wait till we don't have to split the bill with him.

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[Lauren Fishbein]

I know. Well, he did that for us the other weekend.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I know. Because he wasn't. I don't think that Guy had any intention of making us pay, so he probably was gonna look like an idiot if he was like.

[Lauren Fishbein]

All right, ladies.

[Hallie Bachelder]

All right, ladies, cough it up.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Put your cards in.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Yeah, put your cards in.

[Lauren Fishbein]

He invited us to, like, this yacht thing in the Art Basel.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I'm only there for, like, 36 hours.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I know, but he invited us this SVB thing tonight. He's. He's 6, 7.

[Hallie Bachelder]

He's 6, 7, 8.

[Lauren Fishbein]

6, 7, 8. He's growing. He's doing better. And we're gonna.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Look how I'm sitting right now.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Yeah. Those shoes are actually insane.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I love them.

[Lauren Fishbein]

They look like the Marnie. Like those red Marnie boots. Yeah, they look like you're. I don't know. Those are cracking me up. But, like, those are so you.

[Hallie Bachelder]

So sick. But anyways, we have to go get ready for a beautiful night out.

[Lauren Fishbein]

What are you gonna wear?

[Hallie Bachelder]

I'm gonna wear. I don't know, dress me.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Okay.

[Hallie Bachelder]

It's so cute. I'll maybe wear some tights.

[Lauren Fishbein]

I was gonna wear tight.

[Hallie Bachelder]

All right. Anyways, Lauren, I love you. Thank you for coming on my show as always. We have such good girl talk on this conversation. Really had so many lefts and right and upside down bobs and weaves and. But I feel like everyone loves when you come on.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Actually, someone literally commented on my Instagram four hours ago and said we need low on the pod immediately.

[Hallie Bachelder]

I love that.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Four hours ago. So should I reply back?

[Hallie Bachelder]

The people I'm here. I give what the people ask for.

[Lauren Fishbein]

All the time here.

[Hallie Bachelder]

But anyways, I love you so much. And as always, guys, you can watch me on YouTube. Tell your friends about me. All good things, Comment nice things. Be a kind human being. Five stars. Like, subscribe. I don't know all the buttons that.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Are positive, common night things and clip nice things.

[Hallie Bachelder]

You can listen to me on any other platform. And as always, I love you. And I'll see you next Thursday. And be safe and be good this weekend, all of you. I'm looking at every camera.

[Lauren Fishbein]

Bye.

[Hallie Bachelder]

Bye.

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