Blacked out abroad, b*ssy talk & breathalyzed

Summary

Podcast Summary: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder Episode Title: Blacked out abroad, b*ssy talk & breathalyzed
Release Date: July 3, 2025

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1. Introduction and Recent Travels

The episode kicks off with Hallie Batchelder greeting her listeners with her signature enthusiasm. She and her husband, Graydon Cutler, delve into their recent escapades, particularly their trip to Nantucket. Hallie shares her mixed feelings about traveling, especially to bustling places like New York City, while Graydon reminisces about their adventures and the infamous hangovers that followed.

Notable Quote:
Hallie: "What are you doing this summer? That I don't know about." (09:33)
Graydon: "So my vibe this summer, I feel like I've been traveling so much." (09:35)

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2. Hangovers and Health Struggles

Hallie and Graydon candidly discuss their experiences with excessive drinking during their trips. Hallie describes feeling "terminally ill" after a night of heavy drinking, leading Graydon to express concern that she might have had a seizure. They both acknowledge their struggles with alcohol, highlighting the physical and emotional toll it takes.

Notable Quote:
Hallie: "I felt not only hangover, but like, I felt terminally ill." (02:35)
Graydon: "I was literally shooting up. That's what I felt like." (17:22)

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3. High School Partying and Drinking Stories

The conversation shifts to their high school days, where both recount wild stories of underage drinking and rebellious behavior. From sneaking alcohol into school events to reckless partying, Hallie and Graydon reflect on how their past actions have shaped who they are today. Graydon admits to having multiple hookups during college, emphasizing the chaos of those years.

Notable Quote:
Graydon: "The amount of bodies I had my freshman year, it's disgusting." (17:27)
Hallie: "I was like smoking blunts after school, ripping bong with random people." (14:36)

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4. Upcoming Trip to Greece

Excitement builds as Hallie and Graydon discuss their upcoming trip to Greece. They joke about the allure of Greek men and anticipate the adventures that await them. While Graydon shares a humorous anecdote about a past hookup in Nantucket, Hallie expresses her intent to enjoy the local culture and perhaps meet some alluring locals.

Notable Quote:
Hallie: "My vibe in Greece is really sexy, really tan. Maybe we'll find some Greek dick." (10:36)
Graydon: "I hooked up with a Greek man once. So hot." (11:03)

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5. Interactive Quiz: Women and Gay Terminology

In a playful segment, Hallie challenges Graydon with a quiz focused on women’s terms and gay slang. The duo navigates through questions about IUDs, makeup terminology, and various gay culture terms like "twink," "bear," and "otter." Their banter not only brings humor but also showcases their chemistry and willingness to explore different topics openly.

Notable Quote:
Hallie: "A grundle's the region between... Rome and Italy." (24:16)
Graydon: "I thought a grundle was a piece of furniture." (25:07)
Hallie: "What is a moose toe?" (24:00)

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6. Reflections on Personal Growth and Health

Towards the end of the episode, Hallie and Graydon reflect on their personal growth, especially concerning health and fitness. They discuss aspirations to become healthier post-Greece, joking about losing weight and adopting better habits. This segment highlights their commitment to self-improvement while maintaining their lighthearted dynamic.

Notable Quote:
Hallie: "I'm excited, and that makes me feel good." (40:36)
Graydon: "I want them to stay hard and big looking." (37:56)

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7. Conclusion and Farewell

The episode wraps up with heartfelt goodbyes as Hallie thanks Graydon for joining her on her first appearance on the show. They express their love for their listeners and tease future episodes, including potential recaps of popular films like "Grease." Their genuine camaraderie leaves listeners eagerly anticipating the next installment.

Notable Quote:
Graydon: "Thank you. For having me for the first time." (40:56)
Hallie: "Bye bye cookies." (41:20)

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Final Thoughts

"Blacked out abroad, b*ssy talk & breathalyzed" is a candid and entertaining episode where Hallie Batchelder and Graydon Cutler share their unfiltered stories about partying, personal struggles, and the adventures that come with their vibrant lives. Their authentic conversations, sprinkled with humor and honest reflections, offer listeners a glimpse into the chaotic yet lovable world of NYC influencers. Whether discussing wild nights or engaging in playful quizzes, Hallie and Graydon create an engaging atmosphere that resonates with their audience, making "Extra Dirty" a must-listen for those seeking relatable and unvarnished stories.

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Timestamps Reference:

• 09:33
• 09:35
• 02:35
• 17:22
• 17:27
• 14:36
• 10:36
• 11:03
• 24:16
• 25:07
• 24:00
• 40:36
• 37:56
• 40:56
• 41:20

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Transcript

[Chris Harrison]

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[Hallie]

Slay period. Mother.

[Graydon]

On God. Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night.

[Hallie]

Okay, Guys, girls, gays.

[Graydon]

Guys, girls, gays. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. I'm sitting here with my husband grading Cutler.

[Hallie]

Hello.

[Graydon]

Greeting cookie. Cutlers back on the couch.

[Hallie]

This is my first time on this chair.

[Graydon]

You have not been in the studio yet. What do you think?

[Hallie]

I've been anti nyc.

[Graydon]

What do you think about those stairs?

[Hallie]

The stairs are diabolical. The stairs to get up here. I'm not kidding. It's like four. What's it called? Vertical.

[Graydon]

It's like a ladder. Pretty.

[Hallie]

Four vertical flights of stairs. Yeah, I don't do that. I can't even do a squat with my trainer.

[Graydon]

One of those like, we wheelchair accessible things.

[Hallie]

I would like a wheelchair in general.

[Graydon]

Okay, well, what do we do? We just got back from Nantucket. I don't. This is top three hangovers of 2025. Like, I actually was like sitting reflecting today in my twin bed. I woke up in Nantucket this morning and I just like felt heavy. It felt bad. I did not feel good today.

[Hallie]

Yesterday coming home on the ferry because I left a day before Halle. I was actually contemplating like not drinking for a while.

[Graydon]

But we want to make it.

[Hallie]

But we have to go to Mykonos, so I can't. I can't afford that. But actually, like, I don't know what it was that we drank or did but, like, I felt. Not only hangover, but, like, I felt terminally ill.

[Graydon]

I thought it was kind of a heart attack or like a seizure.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I think I did have a seizure.

[Graydon]

No. Like, do you ever, like, have weird sleeps after a bender?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

And your heart's pounding, your feet are sweating.

[Graydon]

Yeah. And you're, like, sweating. I think that's called withdrawal, probably. Yeah. We're like bad kids. We're being bad girls. And I honestly want to sit here and recap the weekend, but it is hard to.

[Hallie]

I don't know if I could.

[Graydon]

Like, I know we had fun.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

I don't remember a lot, but, like.

[Graydon]

I couldn't tell you, like, an inside joke we cracked once.

[Hallie]

Well, I found a note in my phone. Because I obviously use my notes.

[Graydon]

We start writing things down, I guess.

[Hallie]

We wrote this down. In July, you will die.

[Graydon]

Oh, you were talking about Pride Month.

[Hallie]

Okay.

[Graydon]

You were.

[Hallie]

And saying in July, you will die.

[Graydon]

No, because June is Pride Month. In July, you will die. And they were going together. I don't know how.

[Alex]

What do you think?

[Graydon]

What do you think about Pride Month? As a gay man.

[Hallie]

It just makes me personally uncomfortable.

[Graydon]

Like, overwhelmed.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

I don't know. I don't like to think about being gay, you know? Yeah. That's probably something I should go to therapy for.

[Graydon]

But, like, you never, like, came out. You just, like, were out.

[Hallie]

I'm just out.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

And about out. Not as much as you, but physically not. She's not gay.

[Graydon]

All right, what else happened? We had multiple nights at Crew, and it's nice to go to Crew in Nantucket because, you know, my family has a house account, so it just feels like Monopoly money.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

We're just like, hey, hey, whoa, whoa.

[Hallie]

It is for you because it is Monopoly. Yeah.

[Graydon]

It is literally monopoly money.

[Hallie]

So we went to crew on Friday. We were like, okay, let's go sit down at everyone's favorite table. What table number is it?

[Graydon]

30 and 31.

[Hallie]

Okay, 30 and 31. It's like a little boo.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

I was saying 52 a weekend. I'm like, we're at 52. So we go there. The vibe was to just go there and just, like, have a couple cheeky drinks. It's dark. It's.

[Graydon]

It, like, kind of gets going in the evening. So usually what I do is I get, like, a 10:30 reservation there, and then it turns into, like, a club with, like, bottle service.

[Hallie]

Yeah, but you, like, stay seated.

[Graydon]

But, like, we can stay seated. I don't like standing. Like. Like, legs buckle. No, I'M like a bad stander.

[Hallie]

I don't stand.

[Graydon]

No, we do not stand.

[Hallie]

I do not.

[Graydon]

Also, at a certain point, then I don't think we could stand.

[Hallie]

No.

[Graydon]

And the only thing wrong with that table is it feels like a fishbowl. So, like the walkway is right there. So just everyone kind of stops you.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

But anyway, we. We're supposed to have a couple cheeky drinks and go home. We stay there till the lights turned on.

[Graydon]

No one said we're gonna have casual drinks.

[Alex]

I.

[Hallie]

We said that because we had dinner with your parents. We're like, we're just gonna go to crew and just be chill and just like sit on the.

[Graydon]

We've been drinking since like 3.

[Hallie]

I know. Anyway, that did not happen. I'm actually getting heartburn as we speak thinking about this because all the cosmos I drank.

[Graydon]

No, yeah, the cosmos. I think the crew members actually poison us.

[Hallie]

Yeah, crew comber. Sorry, not cosmos.

[Graydon]

Both actually, because they, like, you think you're almost drinking green healthy juice and they're so aesthetic and pretty. You're on the water, the vibes are up, but then you get like cross.

[Hallie]

Eyed and you kind of have to drink a lot of those to get drunk. Or maybe we are just used to.

[Graydon]

No, I think they sneak up on you.

[Hallie]

Oh, I have to get like six or seven.

[Graydon]

I mean, I do that anyways, but. Yeah, you're a bigger boy than me.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Anyway, I was talking about heartburn and like I'm just remembering I was getting off the ferry to. Into my car to drive back to Boston and my heartburn once again came back because I have chronic heartburn. I open up my glove compartment in my car, I take out my Tums. This whole time I've been taking Tums, they have melatonin in them. Do you know how many times a day I take a nap? That is probably why it said sleep support plus melatonin tums.

[Graydon]

10 milligrams, that would happen.

[Hallie]

I take like four.

[Graydon]

Do you have health insurance yet?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

When?

[Hallie]

A few months ago.

[Graydon]

We're like almost 28.

[Hallie]

Period.

[Graydon]

Maybe that's why I've been taking so many naps.

[Hallie]

That's my point. That's what I'm trying to say.

[Graydon]

Okay, yeah, sorry. That went right over my head.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Because I'm the sleepiest boy you've ever met and I've been taking Tums for 10 years.

[Graydon]

I thought you had like an illness where you sleep a lot.

[Hallie]

I might, but it might be the Tums too, with melatonin, sleep support, and usually I would not overlook something like that.

[Graydon]

Yeah, I, like, don't know how to read recently.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I don't know how to read.

[Graydon]

I haven't picked up a book, I think since fourth grade and it was Bud, not Buddy.

[Hallie]

What's that?

[Graydon]

It was a summer reading book. Button up, Buddy.

[Hallie]

I would make my mom read all my summer reading and she'd just like, write everything down because I couldn't read.

[Graydon]

Well now like, there's like, chat gbt and you could just be like, summarize this book or like write a paper for this book.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Like, we were robbed.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

You think we'd be smarter because we actually had to.

[Hallie]

Like, we're smart.

[Graydon]

We. Yeah. Not. I wouldn't say this is our proudest moment.

[Hallie]

This is not our smartest moment.

[Graydon]

It's not I ever had this moment.

[Hallie]

We're smart.

[Graydon]

No. We are smart.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Know for sure.

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[Hallie]

What are you doing this summer? That I don't know about.

[Graydon]

Well, we're doing. We usually do the same things.

[Hallie]

So my vibe this summer, I feel like I've been traveling so much. I was on two back to back bachelorette trips and then I. We went to LA before that and then after la, we went to Nantucket. So I feel like we were gone or I was gone for like a solid two months and I'd come home in between. Whatever. For like a day or two.

[Graydon]

You don't like traveling in the summer?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Oh, you remember that about me?

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

This summer I. Yeah, I don't really like to travel besides, like, to the Cape. In Nantucket.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

You know, I can't. I don't think I can do the Hamptons this summer, like at all. Maybe once. It's a. It's a. To get to.

[Graydon]

Yeah. And you don't even like coming to New York?

[Hallie]

No.

[Graydon]

You hate it.

[Hallie]

I just hate getting here.

[Graydon]

What do you think? Our vibe. So we're traveling to Greece. This is why you're here this week. We're traveling to Greece. I don't know when this episode comes out, but we'll be in Greece by then.

[Hallie]

We will have came and gone to Greece by the time this episode.

[Graydon]

What is your vibe in Greece?

[Hallie]

So my vibe in Greece is really sexy, really tan. Maybe we'll find some Greek dick.

[Graydon]

I hooked up with a Greek Greek man once.

[Hallie]

So hot. With a Greek salad. Yeah, Greek salad and Greek dick. Europe, here we come.

[Alex]

Clip that. Yep.

[Graydon]

But you know, I think the men are gonna be really hot.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

I think a lot of people are traveling there for whatever trips. I feel like people go to Mykonos a lot.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

I believe people travel to Greece for trips.

[Graydon]

I want to make out with someone. I want to be a slot on this trip.

[Hallie]

Okay.

[Graydon]

And if I don't find dick to make out with, don't even say no. Me and you.

[Hallie]

I don't mind dick to. Would you say make out with? If I don't find dick to make out with, I'm going to make out with yours.

[Graydon]

I'm like so excited. Same. It's going to be so much fun.

[Hallie]

I've never been to. Where have you been in Europe besides Amsterdam?

[Graydon]

I've been to Paris. I've been to Amsterdam. I've been to. Where's Oktoberfest?

[Hallie]

Germany.

[Graydon]

I went. Yeah, I went to Germany. I.

[Hallie]

Did you go. Did you study abroad?

[Graydon]

No, but I was visiting my friends that were studying abroad. I was there for only four days and I. It was probably my most Feral self. There's probably 19 photos of me kissing different foreign men. No, no. I was crazy in Germany.

[Hallie]

In Germany, you know, I'm German.

[Graydon]

I'm a quarter German, too.

[Hallie]

Guten Tag. Guten German. And Czech.

[Graydon]

Nensel.

[Hallie]

Maybe that's why you think I'm hot, because, like, you probably love the German men.

[Graydon]

Yeah, I do like German men.

[Hallie]

But, like, a lot of people are German. I'm not actually German.

[Graydon]

I'm like. We're like a mutt.

[Hallie]

I'm a mutt.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Mutt in a slut.

[Graydon]

Yeah. But, yeah, there was. This is what I was told, anyways. Like, I was being crazy. Like, so I'm not a good day drinker, as we all know. Like, I just, like, lose. I can't see anything. It's honestly, like, a liability. And we were drinking all day, and we were drinking beer. I'm not used to drinking beer. And me and my roommate Margot were, like, splitting a hotel room. And the last night we were there, she, like, couldn't find me at the hotel. And she goes up to the room. I'm passed out, like, in front of the hotel room, and there's this random foreign man with. Just standing over me, like, poking me to see if I'm okay. Like, you thought I was dead. So then she had to have him pick me up off the floor and carry me into, like, the twin beds. And then I didn't know where the bathroom was, so I started peeing all over the floor.

[Hallie]

In the bed?

[Graydon]

No, like, between the beds.

[Hallie]

Like, you squatted and pee?

[Alex]

No.

[Graydon]

Yeah. And then the next day was my flight. I went to the airport and threw up all over the floor of the airport.

[Hallie]

No.

[Graydon]

Yeah. It was the scariest. Scariest I think I've ever had. I was alone, too. Traveling back to America.

[Hallie]

What do you do after you throw up on the ground? Run. I wouldn't get on the plane.

[Graydon]

I was just like.

[Hallie]

I would have left.

[Graydon]

I. I think I just went through security after that.

[Hallie]

You were like, we're good.

[Graydon]

No. Like, people felt really bad for me. It was kind of like a scene, but I just, like, had no control.

[Hallie]

Like that girl in Seagro who, like, explosive.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Vomited.

[Graydon]

It was like that. And I think I felt better. And then I just, like, kept it pushing. But that was insane of me. I was like, a menace. Like. Like, I was like a liability to myself and others in college.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

If you think I'm crazy now, I was nutso. You wouldn't been friends with me.

[Hallie]

I don't think you're crazy. No, but I know you were crazy. I was nuts, too.

[Graydon]

I was just feral. I'm, like, a different type of feral now. I feel like I'm, like, super impulsive and just a little, like, I, like, lose myself in my inhibitions.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

You know, I feel like Hillary Duff.

[Hallie]

Oh, I love her. Thank God college Halle didn't know high school grade in.

[Graydon]

Oh, my God.

[Hallie]

Because me in high school was, like, not okay.

[Graydon]

We're, like, smoking cigarettes and, like, I.

[Hallie]

Was smoking blunts after school, like, ripping bong with, like, random people. I would. I mentored children senior year of high school. I would leave, get drunk, come back.

[Graydon]

To school, get arrested.

[Hallie]

Get arrested.

[Graydon]

I was really good in high school.

[Hallie]

Yeah, because you were with Sister Mary.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Chapel. I was like.

[Graydon]

We could barely even get away with drinking before, like, semi formals. So I'd have to, like, hide the liquor and tampon things. And, like, we'd have to go through every single teacher and introduce our date to those teachers before. And then we'd get to the headmistress, which was a nun. There was, like, a couple nuns there, actually, that way to shake hands with. And we'd all be, like, kind of up. And people, like, we're putting, like, booze, like, soak tampons in their.

[Hallie]

They did that. They boof.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Really?

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

See, we wouldn't drink at our, like, events in high school because they were. They would breathalyze, like, a lot of people, and, like, obviously they would pull me aside to breathalyze me, like, every time. But, like, you would never, like, in high school, like, sit out front of, like, a liquor store and, like, ask random people to buy you booze.

[Graydon]

No. I had a figure ID since I was 13.

[Hallie]

Same. But, like, before the fake ID.

[Graydon]

Yeah. And I would go. And I would hike my tits up as high as they would go and go into this one liquor store.

[Hallie]

We had, like, the ones.

[Graydon]

Yeah. There was, like, this one liquor store, and we'd be, like, buying, like, a case of hypnotic.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

And we'd be like, hi. And, like. Like, shaking in our boots. And they would just be like, okay.

[Hallie]

Like, it got to a point where they didn't even card us anymore because they were like, we know you're under.

[Graydon]

Like, we were, like, regulars.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Like, dapping them up and stuff.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Yo, what's good?

[Graydon]

Yo. How's the family? Yeah. I was also going to the Chicken Box on Nantucket when I was, like, 15 years old.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

And I would use my cousin's ID.

[Hallie]

That's scary.

[Graydon]

Who was, like, eight years older than me. That was insane. When did you, like, pull it together?

[Hallie]

I mean, I always, like, had it together. Like, I wasn't, like, a slop festival.

[Graydon]

You were, like, functional.

[Hallie]

I was, like, a functional alcoholic.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

But I think I pulled it together when I started, like, visiting my friends at UMass Amherst because I was, like, a junior, and they were already freshmen, so I would, like, go there every weekend, and I'd be hungover till Tuesday, showing up to school, and everyone was like, graydon, where the fuck were you? Like, what happened? And I was like. I was with my friends at UMass. I feel like they really taught me how to drink.

[Graydon]

Like, you were going to college parties as a junior in high school?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

That's so fun. Why did I never think to do that? I was wiped out. My whole high school experience. I got into a relationship when I was a sophomore, and I went into college in a relationship.

[Hallie]

So you couldn't really leave.

[Graydon]

I was, like, so innocent, too.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

I would, like, snort, like, lines of, like, Adderall and think I was, like, the craziest.

[Hallie]

Doing, like.

[Graydon]

I was literally shooting up. That's what I felt like. But I was, like, on my best behavior, and then I got my heart broken, and I just. Was everyone in sight.

[Hallie]

Then you went crazy.

[Graydon]

I went crazy. The amount of bodies I had my freshman year, it's disgusting. It's, like, embarrassing almost.

[Hallie]

How many?

[Graydon]

11.

[Hallie]

Oh, I thought you were gonna say, like, 30.

[Graydon]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That would be, like, two every week.

[Hallie]

So 11's like, what, two every month? Yeah, but, like, multiple times.

[Graydon]

But, like, sometimes you guys. In one night? Yeah, I would, like, leave, like, one wing of, like, a dorm and get a text from another guy. I would, like.

[Hallie]

I can picture Halle, like, someone leaving the room in college, and then, like, her phone rings, and she's like, hey. She starts, like, trotting down the. Down the hallway to the next one.

[Graydon]

No, literally, I would be, like, in one bed, and I would get a text, like, over, like, Facebook messages from, like, a guy in the lacrosse team. And I would be like, all right. Be right there. And they'd be, like, on the other side of the freshman dorm.

[Hallie]

Do you think they knew that they were getting someone's sloppy seconds?

[Graydon]

I don't think they know. They knew who was first or second.

[Hallie]

Yeah, so, like, they're not smart enough to tell.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Those are the days.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Like, dick was so much more accessible in college. Now, like, you, like, have to, like, go outside, like, find it.

[Hallie]

You're telling me.

[Graydon]

You're telling me.

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[Hallie]

Oh, my God. I've always wanted to do this. I feel like I'm going to pass with flying colors.

[Graydon]

No, you might.

[Hallie]

Okay, let's go.

[Graydon]

Yeah. You're like a feminist.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Would you chow out, though?

[Hallie]

No.

[Graydon]

No. Yeah. Okay. What is an ird?

[Hallie]

Like, what does it stand for? What is it?

[Graydon]

What is it?

[Hallie]

An IUD is a little thing. It looks like a T, and they put it into your cervix and you can get a copper one. Or you could get, like, a chemical one. These days the girls are getting copper because, like, it's less like chemicals, but I still think there's a chemical in the copper.

[Graydon]

What does it stand for?

[Hallie]

I don't know.

[Graydon]

Guess.

[Hallie]

Do you?

[Graydon]

No. I just read it, though.

[Hallie]

Does any girl know. Know what it actually stands for? No, but, like, intravenous. No, that would be in your.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Intra.

[Hallie]

Intravaginal.

[Graydon]

You like iud? It's not ivd intravaginal, it's iud.

[Hallie]

Intra urinal uterine. Intrauterine device.

[Graydon]

Yes. In which order do these come chronologically? Pms, menstruation, ovulation.

[Hallie]

Do you know the answer to this?

[Graydon]

Like, yeah, but he also read it, like, first.

[Hallie]

That comes first. Wait, what? He will come first.

[Graydon]

He will come first.

[Hallie]

He will come. I think PMS comes first.

[Graydon]

No.

[Hallie]

Ovulation.

[Graydon]

Yes.

[Hallie]

Because that's when your eggs drop.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Period. Pun intended. Met what? I say Main Street. Ovulation.

[Graydon]

So it goes.

[Hallie]

Ovulation comes first, then pms, then menstruation.

[Graydon]

When you're bleeding out.

[Hallie]

Menstruation is like the act of actually pleading.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

It's like the verb.

[Alex]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hallie]

Like, that's when, like, you are treating.

[Graydon]

Like you were blood.

[Hallie]

You were bloody.

[Graydon]

Hi, I'm blood. What are you? Okay, what's the difference between bronzer and contour? He's gonna know this.

[Hallie]

I have, like, a full beat on my face.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Hopefully it looks good in these cameras. Contour is more for shadows and bronzers, like, for, like, warmth.

[Graydon]

What does baking mean in makeup?

[Hallie]

Marshall, you know I know this.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Baking is when you, like, get a bunch of powder on, either, like, a damp sponge or like, a little powder puff, and you press it and leave it.

[Graydon]

Oh, yeah. What is a camel toe?

[Hallie]

When your pussy shows through your pants. Not to be confused with a moose. A moose knuckle.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Is that like, a guy camel toe?

[Hallie]

No, I think. I think a moose knuckle is like a fat camel toe.

[Graydon]

I thought that was a gun.

[Hallie]

No, I think you're thinking of grundle. Wait, my history teacher in high school had the biggest grundle and I would sit there and stare at the whole class. You could call that. I mean, a moose knuckle is like. Let's look up a moose knuckle. Oh, wait, maybe a moose knuckle is a man.

[Graydon]

Yeah, I think, like, you get them sometimes.

[Hallie]

A moose knuckle is a man's version of a camel toe. Yeah, I thought a moose knuckle was a fat camel.

[Graydon]

No, that's a gun.

[Hallie]

So what's a grundle? Grundle is the region between. Oh, the grundle's your taint. That's not right.

[Graydon]

The grundle is the region between Rome and Italy. Wait, Rome's in Italy? Never mind.

[Hallie]

Yeah, a grundle's a taint.

[Graydon]

Okay, Grendel I thought was a piece of furniture.

[Hallie]

Yeah, it could be like a grundle's.

[Graydon]

Like a pull out bed.

[Hallie]

Can you grab me the grundle? I just need to put my feet up.

[Graydon]

Okay, what is micellar water?

[Hallie]

Takes your makeup off.

[Graydon]

Okay. I don't know.

[Hallie]

You didn't know what my. Holly doesn't know what my slower water is.

[Graydon]

Okay, a boob size comparison. Which of these is the largest? 32D, 34C and 36B. B.

[Hallie]

The 32D.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Okay, I feel like that was an easy question.

[Hallie]

What do you have?

[Graydon]

I have like a 32, maybe double D. Oh, really? I have knockers now.

[Hallie]

Damn.

[Graydon]

Period.

[Hallie]

You got your money. You got your money's worth.

[Graydon]

Damn.

[Hallie]

Damn. Damn, bro.

[Graydon]

What is slugging? I don't even know what slugging is.

[Hallie]

It's like when you put a bunch of skin care on your face and you're, like, really shiny.

[Graydon]

Why are you more of a girl than me?

[Hallie]

I told you, I'm going to, like, crush this.

[Graydon]

Oh, yeah. I thought you wouldn't know anything about anything. I should. Should I know what slugging is? If I were to guess, I would have thought that was like you, like, whipping a dick across someone's face.

[Hallie]

Like something would come. Yeah, yeah, it could be. Slugging was like a skincare trend. People don't really do it a lot anymore.

[Graydon]

Okay, Green, that was fun. You nailed that way more than I thought you would. And it's making me question if I'm actually a girl. A girl?

[Hallie]

I knew I'd eat that shit up.

[Graydon]

No, like, like that kind of made me doubt myself a little bit.

[Hallie]

It kind of is upsetting to me that you don't know what micellar water is.

[Graydon]

I don't know how to pronounce that. I don't write or read. It's a hard word.

[Hallie]

Okay, well, now I'm gonna flip the script and I'm gonna read you gay things. I have a list of gay terms.

[Graydon]

Okay. Gay man.

[Hallie]

Do you know what a bussy is?

[Graydon]

Is that like a bad.

[Hallie]

No, busy.

[Graydon]

Is that something like you clean your ass with?

[Hallie]

No, that's a douche.

[Graydon]

Oh, well, I thought a douche is like, oh, my ex.

[Hallie]

A busy is a boy.

[Graydon]

What?

[Hallie]

Keep in mind, I like when you talk. No, no. I honestly, like, don't really know in what like. Like a little. A twink would be like my. And the. The top would be like.

[Graydon]

Yeah, my bro.

[Hallie]

If somebody said that to me, I'd probably jump out the window. You know what a bear is?

[Graydon]

Yeah, that's like a hairy, hairy gay man.

[Hallie]

Yeah, but like bigger.

[Graydon]

Or is that a twonk bigger bear is like a. Is it older?

[Hallie]

Like picture a grizzly bear. Yeah, big and hairy.

[Graydon]

Do you like bears?

[Hallie]

No, but some people love them. I'm not gonna yuck there. Yum. Okay, what's twink death? I don't know what that is.

[Graydon]

That sounds like a hate crime death to all the twinks.

[Hallie]

I don't know what a twink death is.

[Graydon]

What's it? Is that like an ego death but for twinks? Is that when you figure out.

[Hallie]

Yeah, keep going.

[Graydon]

Is that like when they like fully come into their Twinkiana?

[Hallie]

No, it kind of come according to this. It's like they come out of their twink. They're twink dumb. It says twinkdom, like kingdom between them. Do you know what a circuit party is?

[Graydon]

Is that when like everyone jerks each other off. Like a pregame.

[Hallie]

I guess maybe I feel like I've.

[Graydon]

Been to one of those. But like, I didn't know it was like that.

[Hallie]

It's like. I think a circuit party is like. If you think of P Town, when all the gays are like shirtless dancing, I think that's just like a gay. I think it's just a big gay party. This. This says large gay raves, often shirtless, sweaty and drug fueled.

[Graydon]

I want to go to that.

[Hallie]

We should go to P Town this summer.

[Graydon]

We should go to P Town.

[Hallie]

I've never been since I was like old enough to drink.

[Graydon]

Yeah, you really need to tap into that.

[Hallie]

I've heard like, we would like probably like pass away there.

[Graydon]

Like, I don't know, Fire Island.

[Hallie]

That's on. Okay, so that's. It's a legendary gay beach destination.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Oh, I just run off this. It's like P Town adjacent.

[Graydon]

Okay.

[Hallie]

But it's like Long Island.

[Graydon]

Yeah. People get really active there. Right?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

P Town and Fire Island. Fire Island. It's like a fest.

[Graydon]

I wish they had that for like straight people.

[Hallie]

I feel like you would. If we went. You would be like gays.

[Graydon]

Is that a thing?

[Hallie]

It could be.

[Graydon]

I think I would have a threesome with a gay couple.

[Hallie]

I feel like the gays would like want to.

[Alex]

You.

[Graydon]

They would want like, I'm like a blow up doll or something.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

They be like, wow, maybe you'll turn on straight.

[Graydon]

Maybe I'll put that on my mood board for this year.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

You know what a kiki is like.

[Graydon]

We'Re kicking right now. Yeah, let's kicky. Yeah.

[Hallie]

You know what serving hunt is?

[Graydon]

I do this every day.

[Hallie]

Do you know what a verse is?

[Graydon]

It's you both the top and a bottom. Switch hitter.

[Hallie]

Do you know what a power bottom is?

[Graydon]

It's like you prefer to be a bottom.

[Hallie]

A bottom who's running the show.

[Graydon]

So, like, you're really putting your ass in like the dick.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

The dick in your ass.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Like really strong arch. Yeah. Arch support.

[Hallie]

Millie Bobby Brown.

[Graydon]

Love her. Big fan of her work.

[Hallie]

This says. Unfortunately became a joke online for her to be a homophobic icon. People think Millie Bobby Brown's homophobic?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Damn. Huge joke. She's never been homophobic. So she's never been homophobic, but people are just with her.

[Graydon]

She doesn't strike me as a homophobic person at all.

[Hallie]

Not at all.

[Alex]

That's the joke.

[Hallie]

Oh, so people just.

[Graydon]

You could say that about anyone though.

[Hallie]

So people just like rip her as a joke saying she's homophobic?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Because she's so nice. Probably.

[Graydon]

Or Millie Robbie Brown, like, if there's.

[Hallie]

A hot gay couple online kissing, everyone's like, someone call Mill. That's actually not funny.

[Graydon]

Wait, that is really funny. And I forgot people did that about me. And they're like, someone call Hallie. I would give anxiety.

[Hallie]

That would be bad.

[Graydon]

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[Hallie]

Popper. You know what poppers are? Have you done poppers?

[Graydon]

Yeah, we did them in Miami.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

And I got like way too obsessed with them. Yeah, Like I was like, can people be addicted? I was like chasing around anyone that had a popper who got poppers.

[Hallie]

It's kind of like huffing. In high school, like did you ever huff paint? Yeah, it's like that except it's way more convenient.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

And sometimes it makes you like fall over.

[Graydon]

It's like kind of like a whip it, but like not as powerful.

[Hallie]

Yeah, exactly.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Not that I do whip it.

[Hallie]

No, that's old news. A gay gasp. Yeah, it's a good get.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Wait, that was just my normal gas.

[Hallie]

The sharp intake of breath when drama hits.

[Alex]

Yeah, yeah.

[Graydon]

Like an over exaggerated gasp. Am I gonna get canceled for this section?

[Hallie]

No, no.

[Graydon]

You will know I love the gays.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

What is a trade?

[Graydon]

Like I'll suck you if you suck me. No, a exchange of sucking.

[Hallie]

No, I'm actually market selling a stock. Selling stock when the gays sell a stock. When it's called the trades.

[Graydon]

Yeah, I trade like, like you're exchanging something.

[Hallie]

No, I actually didn't know what this meant either. I'm like actually probably the worst guy ever. A hot mask presenting man, usually straight seeming. Oh, so like what I like.

[Graydon]

Yeah, you like love like firefighters and like very masculine.

[Hallie]

I love a blue collar man.

[Graydon]

I love a guy that. Yeah, it was back to this community.

[Hallie]

Firefighters are the hottest. Have you been with a firefighter?

[Graydon]

That one guy in Nantucket. I wasn't really with him last summer. Yeah.

[Hallie]

Yeah, he was hot.

[Graydon]

Yeah. But like he was a idiot.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

What's an otter?

[Graydon]

An otter, is that like when you make like fun sounds when you're getting sucked off? Like, like a seagull.

[Alex]

No.

[Graydon]

I'm gonna come.

[Hallie]

I'm gonna come. What sound does an otter make? No, it goes like. It's like a beaver.

[Graydon]

Oh, so is that like how someone sucks dick?

[Hallie]

No. Think of a bear.

[Graydon]

What? Why are these animals.

[Hallie]

Think of a bear, but think of an Otter.

[Graydon]

Like what is this Sea World? Like I don't even know what's happening.

[Hallie]

SeaWorld?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

You knew what a bear was. What's an otter like?

[Graydon]

A very soft person. Like they have no hair.

[Hallie]

No, otters are hairy. Do you know what an otter looks like? Should I show you?

[Graydon]

Otters are sea animals. They're not hairy. Am I thinking of a seal?

[Hallie]

They're similar to a seal.

[Graydon]

Okay, guys, I was not like, I don't work at the SeaWorld Museum. Oh, so they're like younger hairy people?

[Hallie]

No, it's a slimmer hairy gay man. It's kind of like a smaller bear.

[Graydon]

Like a hairy twinkle.

[Hallie]

I don't know. Actually no twink is. You can't be a hairy twink. If you're a twink, you're not hairy. Right?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Can you be a hairy twink? Is that legal? I don't think it is.

[Graydon]

It's actually illegal.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Slay period. Mother.

[Graydon]

On God.

[Hallie]

She's a friend of Dorothy.

[Graydon]

Like the wizard of Oz.

[Hallie]

Oh, I didn't know this either. Old school code for being gay. Wait for gay men to low key ask.

[Graydon]

Oh, I feel like.

[Hallie]

Do you know Dorothy?

[Graydon]

Yeah. I don't know her personally.

[Hallie]

So that's why in seventh grade everyone was asking me that. Yeah, Gunkle. I'm a gunkle.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Gay uncle.

[Alex]

Yep.

[Hallie]

The pit.

[Graydon]

Is that like your G spot?

[Hallie]

Not to be confused with we finna be in the pit.

[Graydon]

Is the pit like a party reference?

[Hallie]

I didn't know this one either. The pit is the gay mental health crisis state we are. We all spiral into together.

[Graydon]

I feel like I'm in the pit.

[Hallie]

Like after this weekend. I think we're in the.

[Graydon]

No, I think after this weekend, like I feel like pit. Ish.

[Alex]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Graydon]

Like I didn't even know what slugging was. I don't. I don't know what's happening. Yeah, I thought this whole quizzing each other thing was going to go a completely different way. I thought it'd be like, haha, got you. Instead I'm like, do I have a pussy? Like I like, almost had to feel it. Make sure it's still down there.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Well, you did okay.

[Graydon]

I did great.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Do you know what a labia is?

[Hallie]

Yes. My friends get labiaplasties.

[Graydon]

That sounds like it would fucking hurt. Like imagine the recovery time on like a labiaplasty.

[Hallie]

I heard it wasn't horrible.

[Graydon]

How do you wipe?

[Hallie]

You have to pat.

[Graydon]

How do you know that?

[Hallie]

I'm telling you. Like, I feel like I Knew I knew more about that game than you.

[Graydon]

Yeah, well, I don't need one. I'm tucked.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

No.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

No. Yeah.

[Hallie]

Period.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

You have a closed taco.

[Graydon]

Yeah. We should get talked.

[Hallie]

And that I really appreciate.

[Graydon]

No, yeah. Honestly, if I. And I also, like, don't really walk around naked that much. Much.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Like, I know you don't want to see my taco.

[Alex]

No.

[Hallie]

Well, I don't. Look, I'm so tall. Like, my eyes don't wander down there anyway.

[Graydon]

I, like, walk in after showering. You're like, no. Like, I'm.

[Hallie]

If you walk in naked, odds are I'm probably turning around and looking at the wall.

[Graydon]

Yeah. And, like, throwing up.

[Hallie]

No offense.

[Graydon]

Like, you do appreciate the woman's body.

[Alex]

Yes.

[Graydon]

Like, do you like tits?

[Hallie]

Yeah, I would say I appreciate it from the waist up.

[Graydon]

Do you like to, like, touch them?

[Hallie]

I touch your tits all the time. You know that. They're just like, little dairy bags. I just like to play with them. I've always liked boobs.

[Graydon]

Minor. Do they. Mine don't be like dairy bags.

[Hallie]

They feel like the old ones did.

[Graydon]

Bags of sand.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

They're hard right now.

[Graydon]

Yeah. I want them to stay hard. I like when I'm, like, riding a dick or, like, lying on my back. I want them to stay in place.

[Hallie]

Stay.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Like two mountains.

[Alex]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Hallie]

I was just gonna name him out there, but, like, I don't know about him.

[Graydon]

Mount Vesuvius, Mount Everest.

[Hallie]

Mount Vermont.

[Graydon]

Stowe.

[Hallie]

Stowe.

[Graydon]

Well, yeah, there's, like, a lot of separation right now. Like, I could fit, like, a full showed and get Teddy by one right now.

[Hallie]

Are they gonna come together?

[Graydon]

I don't really want them to. I want them to stay separated.

[Hallie]

Oh, okay.

[Graydon]

I see the internal bra is going to keep them in place.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

People. I'm getting, like, drag for that online right now. People are like. They're so far apart, but I'm like, that's.

[Hallie]

But also, they still have to settle.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Wait, also, how do they know? They haven't seen you topless.

[Graydon]

I know, but, like, in, like, a. A shirt, you can tell that there's space in between. But I kind of like it. It's inviting.

[Hallie]

It's like, at least they don't go east to south. It's like.

[Alex]

Wait, what?

[Hallie]

At least they don't go east to west.

[Graydon]

But people are saying they are. But, like, you've seen what they look like.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

They're not.

[Hallie]

It's not, like, alarming.

[Graydon]

No.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

They're kind of cute.

[Hallie]

And they're still settling. They're brand new.

[Graydon]

Yeah, yeah, I'm excited for the final product.

[Hallie]

Or you're not because you like how they look right now.

[Graydon]

I just, like, want them to stay kind of hard and big looking.

[Hallie]

Yeah, yeah, I got it. They don't get it, but.

[Graydon]

Would you ever get surgery?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Ever since I started filming on your podcast, I have just wanted to get my neck done.

[Graydon]

Then do it. I think you're a gorgeous boy. You set me up for that one. Like, if you want to get surgery.

[Hallie]

Well, it's either I work out a lot and see if this goes away, or I just get a little. Although I looked into it was 150 grand.

[Graydon]

What?

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Didn't Holly K get chin lipo? You think she spent 150?

[Hallie]

She got lipo. I. I need to get, like, a lift. It's like, my muscles. I'll probably try, like, the stairs upper first and see where I land, and then we'll go under the night.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Maybe try to work out first and then.

[Hallie]

Yeah, maybe try to work out more than one day a week and then don't complain about your double chin.

[Graydon]

I'm like, not my workout era. Like, I haven't done Pilates in months.

[Hallie]

Maybe if you are in your workout era, like, I will too.

[Graydon]

Maybe we should start, like, a whole series on Tik Tok of us lifting weights.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

I'm, like, not gonna work out in Greece.

[Hallie]

No. Why the would we work out in.

[Graydon]

Me working out in Greece is, like, gonna be me walking up like, Mimi.

[Hallie]

Mimi.

[Graydon]

Hi. Me walking up.

[Hallie]

I really think we're gonna come back from Greece like everyone says, or Europe in general. You come back healthier because, what, the Greek salads. The food is much cleaner. You walk everywhere. Like, we don't walk here.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

We can barely walk down the block. Nantucket to go to the next bar.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

You know, so I think we're gonna. I think we're gonna.

[Alex]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

The cobblestones, they're actually dangerous. I think we're gonna come back skinnier and healthier.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

I'm excited, and that makes me feel good.

[Graydon]

Oh, yeah. I'm really excited. I don't think I need to be skinnier, though.

[Hallie]

No, but, like, I think we'll just feel.

[Graydon]

I'll probably need to be healthier, actually.

[Hallie]

Hopefully I'll lose five pounds, but whatever.

[Graydon]

All right, we need to go eat something.

[Hallie]

I'm crashing out. I'm gonna piss my pants. I need to order.

[Graydon]

Okay, well, great. And thank you for coming on. I love you so much.

[Hallie]

Thank you. For having me for the first time. Hopefully I'll be back if I ever come back to New York City and.

[Graydon]

Then hopefully next we'll do like a whole Grease recap because I feel like it's word in for a wild ride.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I'm scared.

[Graydon]

Anyways, love you all. You know where to watch me YouTube and you can listen to me on any other platform like subscribe all the fun things and and yeah I'll see you guys next week.

[Hallie]

Bye bye cookies.

[Graydon]

Bye cookie annas. Yay.

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