"Blondes or brunettes?" with Sammy & Chad!

Summary

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Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder

Episode: “Blondes or brunettes?” with Sammy & Chad!
Date: March 19, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively, unfiltered episode of Extra Dirty, host Hallie Batchelder welcomes her recurring guests and close friends—Sammy and Chad—for a sibling-packed conversation dripping with sarcasm, sibling rivalry, flirty banter, and genuine moments. Set against the backdrop of a faux “pregame” in Hallie’s stylistically over-the-top apartment, the trio dives deep into sibling dynamics, growing up (sort of), relationships, dating games, career pivots, money, living alone, and what truly makes someone attractive. The episode is full of playful digressions, plenty of “never have I ever”-style games, and a “most likely to” sibling challenge that reveals as much as it teases. As always, the filters are off, the laughter is abundant, and the advice is as real as it gets.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Podcast Vibes, Set-Up & Sibling Banter

• [01:26] Hallie welcomes Sammy and Chad, noting the new bar-inspired set with leopard print wallpaper and martini glasses—a favorite detail for all.
• Light teasing about who spent $25,000 on Nantucket, resulting in stories about expensive liquor, group spending pressure, and a “dad wouldn’t pay” anecdote.
  • Quote, Hallie [02:01]: “It kind of reminds me of Boston. Yeah. I had dad on for last week’s episode…”

2. Fit Checks: What Are We Wearing?

• [03:08] A lighthearted “fit check” sees Sammy and Chad breaking down their outfits, mixing designer labels and affordability, plenty of sibling ribbing, and mutual admiration.
  • Quote, Chad [03:44]: “The shoes are Axel Arigato… Jeans are rag and bone… belt is Gucci… and this is Abercrombie.”

3. Life Updates & Moving Out

• [05:24] Hallie recasts the podcast as a “pregame” before whatever comes next. Chad shares about moving out on his own and the struggle for wi-fi, independence, and escaping parental routines.
  • Quote, Chad [06:56]: “I want to be independent, so… I had to get out. It was time.”
• Discussion about outgrowing living with parents, how routines can drive adults crazy, and silly coffee orders.

4. Personal Growth & Career Pivots

• [08:05] Sammy and Chad reflect on changes since their last summer appearances. Sammy focused on health and work, signing with Global Talent. Chad abandoned a finance path for creative endeavors, finding fulfillment in social media and signing with UTA.
  • Quote, Chad [08:46]: “It’s a dream that was someone else’s, not mine. Got more direction now.”

5. Sibling/Friend Group Fame Dynamics

• [10:05] Playful recounting of being recognized at events, with Sammy emerging from under Hallie’s shadow.
  • Quote, Sammy [10:26]: “People recognize him across the country… Not like Hallie, though. You’re next level.”

6. Dating Disasters & Athlete “Types”

• [11:23] Worst date stories, including awkward sports dates with “team chasers,” and why “red flag” girls can be so attractive.
  • Quote, Chad [11:41]: “She spent the time telling me about the Yankees players she’s gone on dates with. I wanted to be out of there by the second inning.”

7. Never Have I Ever Game

• [13:14 & 14:31 onward] “Never have I ever…” prompts reveal extravagant spending, family financial follies, muting/blocking siblings on social, cyberstalking oneself or TikTok fame, and the hellscape that is Reddit commentary.
  • [15:01] Quote, Chad: “You guys are my close friends… you’re the opinions in my life that I like, you know, take consideration.”
  • [16:08] Quote, Sammy: “You know what? I’ll go work a bar back job right now.”

8. Workplace Shenanigans & Faking a Sick Day

• [17:58] Honest admissions of faking illnesses or “family emergencies” to dodge work or school, with reflections on karma, bad excuses, and running out of relatives to claim.

9. The Rules of Social Media & Subtweeting

• [16:48] Early days of Twitter, subtweeting, and how the group has learned to navigate social risk.
  • Quote, Halle [17:45]: “It’d be like, when your closest friend’s a dumb cunt. Yeah, it’s reposted by Hallie.”

10. Internet Culture: Clav, Looksmaxxing, & Meme Trends

• [21:01] The group unpacks the viral “Clav” (looksmaxxing) phenomenon and how meme culture seeps into their lingo and even sports highlights.
  • Quote, Chad [21:54]: “The Max thing is hilarious… I heard ESPN saying maxing.”

11. “Questions for the Brothers”: What Girls Want to Know

Why Don’t Guys Text Back?

• [23:06] Both sarcasm and seriousness: sometimes games, sometimes just being busy, and agreeing that games are childish.
  • Quote, Chad [23:46]: “If you’re on your phone, just answer. If you’re not, you’re not.”

Relationship Real Talk

• [28:30] Is it harder to date seriously in summer? Do you have to live alone first? Is it okay to stay in a relationship too long? All handled with trademark candor.
  • Quote, Sammy [30:59]: “You know what, yes. I’m, like, the summer relationship king.”
• [32:09] Can a guy who says he doesn’t want anything serious ever change his mind for the right girl? The consensus: yes, but only for the right girl.
  • Quote, Chad [32:30]: “I would say it could change.”
  • Quote, Halle [32:36]: “I think for the right girl, a guy could completely change his mind.”

Money Dynamics: Would You Date a High-earning Woman?

• [40:10] Both guys insist they don’t care if their partner makes more, and joke about being “blessed” and “worshipping the ground she walks on.”
  • Quote, Chad [40:24]: “That’s the biggest flex you could possibly have. No, like, look at her. That’s my wife.”
  • Quote, Sammy [43:01]: “Money can’t be an issue in your relationship.”

Family, Feelings & Sibling Support

• [46:19] Honest discussion on guys and emotional vulnerability, with the siblings reflecting on how they turn to each other for unvarnished advice and emotional processing.
  • Quote, Chad [48:29]: “…the reason why I work hard, the reason why I carry myself a certain way, like, it’s because I… it’s because of you guys, you know?”

Attractiveness: Blondes, Brunettes, or Vibes?

• [51:47] Both brothers insist hair color isn’t the point—ambition, confidence, humor, kindness, and energy matter more.
  • Quote, Chad [52:00]: “I think it’s always been a vibe thing.”
  • Quote, Sammy [52:39]: “Being nice is also another thing… being kind is free.”

12. Sibling “Most Likely To” Challenge

• [58:14 onwards] Playful, rapid-fire “most likely to”s, including spending habits, family drama starters, advice-givers, survival skills, party memory, Irish exits, and location sharing.
  • Quote, Chad [61:39]: “Anytime there’s an issue… and there’s, like, an elephant in the room, I, like, can’t shut up.”
  • [70:19] Who’d survive on an island? Chad and Sammy trade flattery and jabs about tenacity, hunting skills, and networking their way off the beach.

13. Memorable/Personal Moments

• [65:06] Thoughtful stories about buying flowers for mom, meaningful parting gifts, and old-school family mischief like running away from home by camping on a family friend's porch for a night.
  • Quote, Sammy [64:26]: “My first Valentine’s Day with no girlfriend… and I bought mom the nicest flowers.”
• [66:53 & 67:02] Reminiscing about notorious family meetings, throwing parties, and epic household mischief.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Sibling Socials:
  “[On being blocked] I’ve definitely blocked you at some point.” – Hallie [14:32]

• On Dating Games:
  “Because we’re playing mind games and we’re the alphas. Oh, we’re playing mind games. Want to see you text first. Next.” – Sammy [23:10]

• On Emotional Openness:
  “It’s nice to have a dynamic with your siblings and with your parents that’s really healthy, where you can talk to them pretty much about anything... if I ever need to hear something like the honest truth, I go to Halle.” – Chad [48:29]

• On What Attracts Them:
  “You have to know what... If you show up and you’re obviously a lot of people are going to be nervous…I get nervous on first dates. But if you show up, like, with some level of confidence... that makes conversation flow a lot better.” – Sammy [50:16]

• On Dating “Types”:
  “Not way more. Like whenever I go live, people like, one of the most commented thing is like, blonder, brunette, blonder, brunette, blond. I’m like, I don’t give a. I never thought about it like that ever.” – Chad [51:59]

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Memorable Segments with Timestamps

• Sibling Stories & Expensive Nantucket Nights – [02:01]
• Life Updates / Career Pivots – [08:05]
• “Never Have I Ever” Game – [13:14, 14:31]
• Awkward First Dates (“team chasers”) – [11:23]
• Internet Drama & Self-Googling – [15:17]
• Workplace Excuses and Quitting – [17:58]
• Looksmaxxing & Meme Culture – [21:01]
• Q&A: Dating, Mind Games, Relationship Advice – [23:06, 28:30, 32:09, 40:10]
• On Masculinity, Money, and Gender Roles – [40:10-43:49]
• On Emotional Honesty with Friends – [46:19, 48:29]
• Sibling “Most Likely To” Game – [58:14 onward]
• Running Away from Home Story – [69:17]
• Final Thoughts: Kindness & Getting Money – [78:58]

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Tone & Takeaways

The episode is a perfect illustration of all the things that make Extra Dirty addictive: fast-paced, a bit chaotic, sarcastic, flirty, and unexpectedly wholesome. Sammy and Chad volley between roasting each other, baring a surprising amount of vulnerability, and offering genuinely useful advice about love, work, and family.
The main takeaways:

• Real confidence, kindness, and ambition trump superficial dating “types.”
• Siblings are your best mirrors (even when they drive you crazy).
• Don’t take yourself—or Instagram/Reddit comments—too seriously.
• Honesty and self-reflection win, whether in relationships or career pivots.
• It’s okay to lean into the chaos—just don’t let it mess up the family group chat.

Closing Quotes:

• “Take care of yourself and go get some money.” – Sammy [78:58]
• “Being kind is free, and it’s worth a lot more than any amount of money.” – Chad [79:10]
• “Kindness. And go get some money.” – Hallie [79:18]

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[End of summary]

Transcript

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[Chad]

I need WI fi. I don't have any Internet. No, there's no cell service. Like, I can't even play music. That's how bad the cell service is.

[Halle]

Yeah, that was like my apartment as well. So I have got to go to Verizon today.

[Chad]

I know, that's. I told my, like, you gotta go to Spectrum. Like, I gotta get that done.

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So let's get extra D.

[Halle]

Okay, guys, welcome back to the Extra Dirty bar. I have two of my favorite reoccurring guests with me today.

[Sammy]

Let's go.

[Chad]

Come on.

[Halle]

Tuesday morning. Do you guys like the new setup?

[Chad]

Love it.

[Sammy]

I love it.

[Chad]

So sick.

[Halle]

Yeah. This should have happened, like, a long time ago. Honestly, like, it kind of works. What's your favorite part about it?

[Sammy]

I like the leopard print wallpaper.

[Halle]

Do you like that?

[Sammy]

They like that. Sick. Yeah, like, that's cool. And then martini glasses.

[Halle]

I didn't know how. I mean, I didn't know how the leopard would really tie in, but I kind of think it's my favorite part about it too.

[Chad]

It looks like our rug.

[Halle]

Yeah. It kind of reminds me of Boston. Yeah. I had dad on for last week's episode. And if you were to guess who he said spent a 25, 000 bill in one day on Nantucket, who would you guess did that?

[Sammy]

Is it me?

[Halle]

It was you.

[Sammy]

It was me.

[Chad]

Yes. Let's go one for one.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

His first story said he spent that you spent. You bought like nine magnums.

[Sammy]

You know what it was like, first

[Chad]

you gotta get a bottle. Like, that's a Given you have to

[Sammy]

get them because someone else is gonna have the bottle and you're gonna be like, what am I doing?

[Chad]

Is this that crew?

[Sammy]

Yeah. Is that crew?

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

So then it turned into like a couple magnum bottles.

[Halle]

He goes, the sprinklers are coming out to a point.

[Sammy]

I'm like, pouring.

[Chad]

Well, you and Martin doing the thing with the martini glass?

[Sammy]

He knows how to sell, bro.

[Chad]

He knows how to sell. Yeah.

[Halle]

25 grand, though, worth the liquor. Dad goes, I'm not paying that. And so they didn't make him pay.

[Sammy]

Really?

[Chad]

Yeah, really. I didn't know that.

[Halle]

I didn't know that either. But now we don't have 86, but that's okay. Should we do, like a quick fit check and then make a beverage and then get into it?

[Sammy]

Let's do it.

[Halle]

Want to start?

[Sammy]

Yeah. Right now? What am I doing?

[Chad]

Are we standing up for it?

[Sammy]

I'm going to stand up, cuz I got to check it out from the bottoms. Oliver Cabel. Just a nice clean shoe.

[Chad]

Okay.

[Sammy]

Pants are a V. Sue. I know you guys are calling them McDonald's ass jeans. This is like a.

[Halle]

Just a plain white.

[Sammy]

Plain white theory shirt. And what is this? Ally, you picked this out for me.

[Halle]

Pick this out. It's Len. It's like.

[Sammy]

Yeah, I don't even know. See the detail? It's a little like fringe at the bottom.

[Halle]

Yeah, it's like a little.

[Sammy]

Just a lot cooler than your average.

[Halle]

Yeah, it's very.

[Sammy]

It's very cooler than your average. Yeah. Than your average crowd wearing clothing. Yeah.

[Chad]

All right. The shoes are Axel Aragato. I just got these last week.

[Sammy]

Plug that, plug that, plug that, plug that.

[Chad]

Jeans are rag and bone.

[Halle]

Rag and bone.

[Chad]

And then this belt is Gucci. And then this is Abercrombie.

[Sammy]

And then a new air hat and the bees hat.

[Chad]

Very simple. The bees hat, New York.

[Halle]

I'm not going to stand up, but from head to toe, I have Prada loafers on right now.

[Chad]

It's pretty flexible.

[Sammy]

And then.

[Halle]

And then I have Athletic Studios jeans. And then after the studios, like a little Canadian.

[Sammy]

The 3D printed jeans are so sick.

[Halle]

They're so sweat.

[Sammy]

Rag and bone does them. But these are cool.

[Halle]

No, these are, I think, arguably better than rag.

[Sammy]

Way better.

[Halle]

And then I got some diamonds over here and the rolly over here. And these earrings are from Amazon. Nothing special because I lose earrings all the time.

[Chad]

You're glowing right now.

[Sammy]

Denim day.

[Halle]

I know. My skin is really good right now. I don't know if it's because of, like, A little hungover from family dinner last night and, you know, sometimes.

[Sammy]

Dehydrated.

[Halle]

Yeah, dehydrated. It kind of snatches you.

[Chad]

Yeah, it does.

[Sammy]

Me and Sam.

[Chad]

That's the thing.

[Sammy]

Me and Sam were in the car right here, and I just, like, couldn't talk or think.

[Halle]

Oh, good, that's great.

[Sammy]

We gotta get our energy up.

[Chad]

Yeah. I was like.

[Halle]

We're like, should we make our beverage?

[Chad]

Yeah, let's do it.

[Halle]

All right.

[Chad]

I don't know if I'll be drinking

[Halle]

this morning, but you can have an unwell.

[Chad]

Yeah, I'll drink my own.

[Sammy]

I'm order us some coffee.

[Chad]

So. Big club. Yeah. And we got coffee.

[Halle]

So the concept of, like, this show now is kind of like, extra dirty, the pregame. So it's like, what are we pregaming for? Oh, so it's like we're like, at a bar. We're pregaming right now. I'm pregaming to probably go take a nap after this, which it might be conducive with my nap.

[Sammy]

This one's crazy.

[Halle]

We're pre. What are you pregaming for?

[Chad]

I'm pregaming for my moving.

[Sammy]

You're moving?

[Halle]

Tell me about it.

[Sammy]

Yeah, just straight out of the bottle.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Tell us about the move in.

[Chad]

Yeah, well, I did most of it yesterday.

[Halle]

Tell. Tell them your address.

[Chad]

Yeah, so I'm actually living. Yeah, no, I pretty much did it all yesterday. I moved in. All, like, the important things. I just have to get my bedding done.

[Halle]

It's like, the worst part.

[Chad]

That's the hardest part.

[Halle]

Are you sure everything's coming today? Because they lie. They lie. I'm not sure companies lie.

[Chad]

That's. Yeah, I just need a mattress. Like, even then, I need wi Fi. I don't have any Internet. No, there's no cell service. Like, I can't even play music. That's how bad the cell service is.

[Halle]

Yeah, that was, like, my apartment as well. So I have got to go to Verizon today.

[Chad]

I know, that's. I told my, like, we gotta go to Spectrum. Like, I gotta get that done.

[Sammy]

So.

[Chad]

Yeah, it's a pain in the ass, but I'm. I'm just, like, excited to be here.

[Halle]

Are you ready to move out?

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Were you, like, just, like, done?

[Chad]

Yeah. I mean, like, I love them and they know this, and I think they would probably say the same. Is like, it was just so time. I mean, you've said it. You and I had that conversation a month ago. I was like, were so routine oriented, both of us, whereas like, you're not.

[Halle]

Not me.

[Chad]

No, no, no, not you and I. Yeah. Me and my parents.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

So, like, living together with them, it's like, they're doing their thing in the morning. I'm doing my thing in the morning. And then when that crosses, it's, like, tense. Yeah.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Collide, so.

[Halle]

And also, I feel like once you start living with someone for so long and you're like, you're an adult now.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

You just start finding reasons to get, like, annoyed at the little things. You're like, look, it's on an ant.

[Chad]

Right? And I want to be independent, so. And it just. I don't know. I had to get out. It was time. I couldn't have done another.

[Halle]

What are you doing? Are you on grubhub, bro?

[Sammy]

Yeah, I'm ordering us coffee.

[Chad]

Got sunny in you?

[Halle]

Cheers.

[Chad]

Cheers, brother. Thank you for helping me move in.

[Sammy]

Yeah, of course, dude. I'm gonna miss Sammy so much.

[Chad]

Ellen.

[Sammy]

Thank you.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

So there's that emotional. Yeah.

[Halle]

I think you should move here next. What do you. What do you like about Boston?

[Sammy]

Just, like, the sunlight.

[Halle]

I think the sun's still here, too, bro.

[Sammy]

I know, but, like, the tall buildings kind of block it. Huh.

[Halle]

Well, that's why I have a sick rooftop.

[Sammy]

Okay. But, like, you make more money than I do, so.

[Halle]

That's true. I just wanted to hear you say it.

[Sammy]

No, I like Boston. Those are my people, though, so, like, I just, like, relate to them more.

[Halle]

Whatever that means.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Okay. Since you both were on the podcast last, I don't remember when either of you were on last. I think it was over the summer. What has changed in your life, Chad? You want to start?

[Sammy]

When was I on? August?

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Yeah. I think the biggest thing is I got my health together and started focusing a lot on work.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Trying to, like, get some direction going, you know? I felt like I was beating myself up a little bit with certain things, so. Been a lot of just locking in, sticking to myself. Yeah, it just helped a lot.

[Halle]

You signed with a management.

[Sammy]

Yeah, I signed with Global Talent, so hopefully. Hopefully some good stuff comes of that.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Some brand deals and whatnot.

[Sammy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chad]

Hell, yeah.

[Halle]

How about you?

[Chad]

Honestly? Same. Last time I was on was August. I remember the last time I was on with you, we were talking a lot about direction with my career, and we're still talking about, like, the finance stuff, but all that is put to bed. I'm not, you know, chasing that career anymore. You know, it's a dream that was someone else's, not mine.

[Halle]

That's poetic.

[Chad]

Got more direction now.

[Halle]

So I just think the whole finance thing, like people, it just sounds good on paper, but.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Well, the most. Probably the most boring.

[Sammy]

Everyone seems so miserable.

[Chad]

It seems miserable. It was miserable. Like, I gave it a stab and I. I really did. Like. Yeah, I tried to like it. And you weren't even really in it yet. No, but coming out of college, like you, I had no idea what I wanted to do. And like, everyone's saying, if you don't know you want to do, just find someone in finance and you'll figure it out from there.

[Halle]

I think I probably make more than my ex that's in finance.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Probably right now, maybe.

[Chad]

But that's the thing. It's like, all about finding out what you're good at, what you like, what you don't like. I feel like that's what your 20s are, and, you know, I learned that by doing it, and it wasn't for me, so I'm glad I actually went through it. But, yeah, similar to you signed to a talent agency in October with.

[Halle]

With Hallow, and you're with UTA now.

[Chad]

I'm with ETA now, which has been great.

[Sammy]

You're killing it, too. Like, you're consistent, brother. Social media. You do your thing, brother.

[Chad]

Yeah, no, I appreciate it. I'm posting every day.

[Halle]

Probably me more than me. Last month, like, are we doing here looking in every camera right now?

[Sammy]

We were in San Fran at the super bowl, and it was a lot of like, sammy, Sammy. Not like, oh, we love your sister.

[Halle]

Wait, what?

[Sammy]

Usually people come up and they're like, oh, my gosh, we love Halle. And it's like, I love her, too. But then it's like, Sammy's now.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Blowing up. People recognize him across the country.

[Chad]

Not like Halle, though.

[Halle]

Yeah, he's worldwide.

[Chad]

Your next level. You're. You're next level.

[Halle]

That's very sweet of you to say.

[Chad]

We're trying to catch up. Yeah, we're gonna be catching up for a while.

[Sammy]

I'm coming, too.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

And when I come on that ass.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

You see that clip of Gillian Wallow?

[Chad]

No.

[Sammy]

He's like, at a press conference, he's

[Chad]

like, is it the barstool guy? Yeah, yeah.

[Sammy]

He's like, talk to him. He's like, when I come in that boxing ring, I'm coming right on your ass. Yeah. He's like, whoa, wait, pause. Yeah. They're like, pause, pause. In New York. Yeah.

[Chad]

Pulls.

[Halle]

Okay, guys, the next question here is, who's. What's been the most memorable date you've been on since then. I don't even know if you guys have either. Either of you been on dates since August?

[Sammy]

Since August.

[Chad]

Would you count taking someone. The Red Sox game.

[Halle]

That's a date, bro.

[Chad]

Yeah, so I did, and it was terrible. I'm just gonna. I probably shouldn't say it like that, but.

[Halle]

Yeah, it was awful.

[Sammy]

It was terrible.

[Chad]

Yeah. That was tough.

[Halle]

Why?

[Chad]

Well, I mean, we went to a Yankees Red Sox game. She was a huge Yankees fan. Oh, like, spent the time, like, chirping you? No, not chirping me, but, like, telling me that the Yankees she's gotten with on that, bro. The Yankees players she's gone on dates with. I'm, like, listening the whole time. Like, I wanted to be out of there by the second inning. I was like, oh, this is gonna be the longest game of all time.

[Halle]

Was she hot?

[Chad]

Obviously.

[Sammy]

But yeah, like, it didn't matter, obviously, when she pulls up with the Yankees cap.

[Chad]

Yeah, no, it was just like.

[Sammy]

I don't know.

[Chad]

It's too much. And then.

[Halle]

Is that like a red flag of girls only with athletes. No, we all know. We all know a girl like that, that lives in Boston, who loves athletes. Who loves athletes and just, like, loves being a. Yeah.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

And she's so pretty.

[Sammy]

Yeah. Yeah. Her name right now.

[Chad]

I can say her name right now. I actually might. Yeah.

[Sammy]

Odds one of five.

[Chad]

All right. Ready?

[Sammy]

Yeah. Three, two, one.

[Halle]

Got that? Yeah, got that. BLEEP that. Yeah, but that's. Who were you reading?

[Chad]

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

[Halle]

That's what you're thinking.

[Sammy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Halle]

It's so unfortunate because she's such a pretty girl.

[Sammy]

She's actually, like one. Actually. I'm not gonna get too into it, but.

[Halle]

Yeah, I'll get into it. She's one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen. And she's just, like, wastes that.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

With being attractive.

[Sammy]

She's so. Yeah. Cute and. Yeah.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Anyways. Yeah. Not anymore.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Ran through. Anyways. Let's play this game. It's like I never have I ever. Situation. Never have I ever spent more than 20k at once in one day. I have with mom, though, supervising, I

[Sammy]

think, alone with my friends.

[Halle]

What?

[Sammy]

You did what?

[Chad]

When?

[Sammy]

Isn't that what dad was talking about at crew?

[Halle]

Oh, yeah, that's true.

[Sammy]

Yeah. Alone with my friends.

[Halle]

I mean, I have. At Bird.

[Chad]

Like, mom and Dad.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

You've definitely done damage.

[Chad]

20. Yeah, 20 is a lot, bro.

[Sammy]

20 is like.

[Chad]

Like, if. If it's a family Setting. Yeah, I'm sure.

[Halle]

Guess how much this jacket was and think about how many articles of clothing we get.

[Sammy]

Yeah, no, but this is 1100.

[Chad]

But yeah, I'm like 7.

[Sammy]

Step closer to 20k.

[Halle]

Yeah. You just have 19k left.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

So you guys are answering the question for me.

[Halle]

So I guess like, I bought once I bought a suede mew mew skirt. It was 5, 400 bucks. We had no idea.

[Chad]

Damn. Yeah, that's a lot.

[Halle]

Dad wanted me to return it. I've never worn it.

[Sammy]

Wait, did you say.

[Chad]

Yeah, I've never worn it. I just bought it today. I bought it.

[Halle]

Well, it's cute. I like the me and my buckle. Okay. Never have I ever muted a sibling social media account. I probably have you.

[Sammy]

You've definitely muted mine.

[Halle]

I've definitely blocked you at some point.

[Chad]

Yeah, I've taken both of you, like, off stories when I was really mad at you.

[Halle]

Yeah, I've definitely taken you on and off my close friends.

[Chad]

Yeah, I haven't done that in years

[Sammy]

though, Actually, though, when I was younger and there was something that, like, I thought you guys would, like, judge me about, I would take it off.

[Halle]

Yeah. Like, I mean, my close friends is sometimes like, a little dicey.

[Chad]

But it's funny because now whenever I post, I act almost as if I'm like. Like I think about how you guys would react.

[Sammy]

Yeah. You know, well, now I want you guys on my close.

[Chad]

Yeah, exactly. Like, you guys are my close friends. So, like, yeah, you're the opinions in my life that I like, you know, take consideration. I wasn't trying to make this heartfelt moment, but I was just being honest.

[Halle]

Okay. Never have I ever googled slash search up myself on Tick Tock or on Google.

[Sammy]

Search yourself.

[Halle]

Yeah, I have the all the time.

[Sammy]

I rarely do, but I did recently.

[Chad]

I have just to make sure there's,

[Sammy]

like, nothing, like, bad out there.

[Halle]

Did you Google yourself?

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Were you on Reddit?

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Yeah. Were you?

[Chad]

Yeah, but they like me on there.

[Sammy]

Really? Of course they like you.

[Halle]

Of course they like you on Reddit.

[Chad]

No, there were a few things.

[Halle]

Like, they're like, such a drunk whore and so is her brother Chad, but Sammy seems to be the one that shines.

[Chad]

No, but people confuse us. You're like, I don't get it. The kid works at a bar and also is a real estate agent. Like, what is he doing all day?

[Sammy]

Like, what's wrong with either?

[Chad]

What's wrong with the thing with this? Yeah, exactly. If I didn't work a summer job as a bar Back. I'd get ripped apart if I did.

[Sammy]

You know what? I'll go work a bar back job right now.

[Chad]

If you're going on Reddit, you are an absolute moron.

[Halle]

No, they're like, you aren't actual morons.

[Sammy]

You guys are weirdos.

[Chad]

No, like, I, I physically, like, I couldn't. I think about, like, I can't even fathom, like, picking up your phone and like, going on Reddit, typing something hateful, or even anything at all, for that matter, only ugly. And then, like, going about your day like, there's no way you have any.

[Sammy]

And their names are like, anonymous 326-5.

[Chad]

Yeah, but I don't really. Go on.

[Sammy]

Keep it that way.

[Chad]

The only time I. I Googled myself a couple weeks ago. Just my union profile. Yeah, like my, my football profile.

[Sammy]

Well, it's so funny. I was talking about this the other day, like, social media, when it first, like, hit the scene, like Facebook and like, obviously MySpace wasn't really that popping,

[Halle]

but, like, we're all young. For myself.

[Sammy]

Yeah. Yeah. But Facebook and you in, like, Twitter, you go through, like, what people would say on those apps. Yeah. And it's just like. Yeah, a lot of that would not slide, but it was just so, like, you could just freely post anything.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

So I think that's why I had to go back.

[Halle]

People are very sensitive.

[Sammy]

Delete a couple things.

[Halle]

Yeah, I'm sure you delete a lot of things.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Like, half my life, I never had Twitter. I never had Twitter like that. Like, I had Twitter when I was like, 15 and I would just like, subtweet being, like, towards, like, my ex and just be like, it's really rainy outside today.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

I had to have Twitter in high school for recruiting. That's the only way you got eyes. You had to like, I have a burner. Your gpa.

[Halle]

You were so posted.

[Sammy]

Oh, yeah.

[Halle]

What's it called? Sub posting.

[Chad]

Yeah, sub posting.

[Halle]

So you, like.

[Chad]

You, like, throw shade.

[Sammy]

Yeah, you throw dumb shade.

[Halle]

It'd be like, when your closest friend's a dumb cunt. Yeah, it's reposted by Holly.

[Sammy]

That was a massive sub tweet. I know who it's about.

[Halle]

Okay. Never have I ever faked sick to get out of work.

[Sammy]

Are we drinking or

[Chad]

both?

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

It's so easy when you're a girl because you can just be like, I have a uti. And like, your male boss is not gonna argue with you on that.

[Sammy]

Yeah, I, like, ran through all.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

I once. Actually, no, I don't know if I could Say this, but, like, me, I was working at a liquor store in Nantucket, and I just, like, wanted to quit.

[Halle]

Your aunt on car crash. Yeah.

[Sammy]

So I, like, was like, the 4th. The 4th of July weekend was rolling around, so I was like, like, I'm not working this week.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

And had, like, mad buddies already coming up.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

So I was like. I called them first. I, like, went ghost mode for, like, a couple days. Then I called him. I was like, yeah, like, my aunt, like, got into an accident. We all have to fly down there. Like, which is horrible. Well, but, like, I. He was like, oh, my God. Like, you're good. Like. Well, I remember came back.

[Chad]

I remember when you were in high school and when you went to Avon. Yeah. You used to do that. And I remember mom made a joke where, like, whenever you wanted to come home, you would do that. And it, like, you. We at one point, like, ran out of people that you could have possibly said, like, your grandmother had died, like, three times.

[Halle]

You had no family.

[Chad]

I remember mom being like, it's gonna come back and you're gonna feel like one day or something like that. No.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

It isn't good.

[Sammy]

Bad karma. Bad karma will come back.

[Chad]

But now that it's.

[Sammy]

If it hasn't already, I've done that before.

[Chad]

I feel like everyone has.

[Sammy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't mean it like we're all still healthy and alive. I just talked to her the other day. She's chilling. Call her right now.

[Halle]

All right. Never have I ever sent a bad text about a sibling to that sibling.

[Chad]

Like, if I texted you and said

[Halle]

something accidentally, like, you know, sometimes when you, like, text someone.

[Sammy]

Oh, well, you're going to, like, text about the sibling, about the person. Yeah.

[Chad]

Oh, I've done that. But not.

[Sammy]

I haven't done it. Sibling.

[Chad]

No.

[Halle]

Oh, I've done it. Like, definitely with Bryn.

[Chad]

Really?

[Sammy]

You text Bren? Bro, I hate Bryn. Yeah, she's like, this is Bryn's.

[Halle]

Like, I'm studying, so what are you saying? I used to do that, though. I feel like I've done that with, like, mom and dad.

[Chad]

Honestly, I have done that before. That's really weird.

[Sammy]

I don't like talking about my siblings. So, like, probably done just, like, once.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Hero. Yeah.

[Chad]

Yeah. Hero ball.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

What is that fries reference?

[Sammy]

It's like, put the fries in the bag. But these kids do. It's so funny.

[Halle]

Fries.

[Sammy]

Yeah. Like, I'm singing.

[Chad]

Fries.

[Halle]

They put the fries in the bag.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

But instead it's just, whatever happened to him?

[Sammy]

Joshua Block is putting the fries in the back somewhere.

[Halle]

Who do. What do you guys think about Clav gesture? Maxing Looks maxi.

[Sammy]

I think it's all. Obviously it's all a joke, but I think it's.

[Chad]

I think.

[Halle]

I think he's dead serious. I just watched a clip of him, like, looking at a girl at a

[Sammy]

club, just going, well, at first you're dead serious, for sure. And I think a lot of the stuff he says is dead serious. But now that's what blew him up. So you gotta roll with it.

[Chad]

Like, I think he's so dead serious.

[Halle]

Jill Loki.

[Sammy]

I mean, well, he's from Mass.

[Halle]

Yes.

[Sammy]

I mean, I hear he's from Jersey or. Or I've heard a lot of both, but if he's from Mass, then I

[Chad]

think he might be the biggest idiot of all time. But he's like, on a generation.

[Sammy]

Oh, yeah. The shit he says, like, it's just, like, so shocking.

[Chad]

I mean, dude, I heard him today say he's. He's travel maxing. He's going around the country.

[Sammy]

Well, now he has me making my. Now he has me making my Instagram captions. Like motion maxing. Yeah, exactly. But it's like, it was, like, kind of funny. It's funny. It's like.

[Chad]

No, the Max thing is hilarious.

[Sammy]

You got it, dude.

[Chad]

I heard, like, ESPN saying maxing. When going through sports, people are, like,

[Sammy]

winning boxing matches, like just a huge combat sport. And they're hitting the 6, 7 after.

[Chad]

Dude, it's unreal.

[Halle]

It's like we're living in a simulation.

[Chad]

No, we.

[Sammy]

Literally.

[Ad Voice]

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[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

But, like, I do it every time

[Halle]

I hear no, 67 is really fun.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Dad said last night at dinner when we're at Tushi was like, oh, he's 67 stud. Chad. I look over and Chad's like this.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

It's like, I can't help myself. You did that.

[Chad]

When we were looking at the address, you were like, 165, 167. I went. And I was like, okay, I can't.

[Halle]

Okay, we're going. Moving on. Questions for the brothers. Things girls want to know. The girls want to know from you guys. Okay.

[Chad]

What's up?

[Halle]

Maybe at least. Sam.

[Sammy]

Am I. Oh, yeah. Oh, I'll chill over here then.

[Halle]

Chad is ready.

[Sammy]

What do they want? Let's go. You turn right over to sand.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

All right,

[Chad]

Cool.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

All right. No, I'm going to ask you. I'm just backing with you. All right.

[Sammy]

Oh, now you want to ask me the first one?

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

No, I'm ask you both why don't guys text back? Does it always mean that they are?

[Sammy]

Because we're playing mind games and we're the alphas. Oh, we're playing mind games. Want to see you text first. Next.

[Chad]

Yeah, next question.

[Halle]

I feel like I have, like, a devil on my shoulder and an angel

[Chad]

on my shoulder and like, difference of our. I was about to answer first and be like, oh, like, I'm usually just busy, like I have going on, but

[Halle]

you know, taking a crash course in finance.

[Sammy]

You know, it's funny, like, I was asking to saying this question, like, do you wait like. Like, do you play the game where you wait mad hours even though you saw this right when it came?

[Chad]

I think it's so. Oh, I think it's childish, bro.

[Sammy]

Kind of child, if I'm being honest.

[Chad]

If you're on your phone, just answer. If you're not, you're not. Like, I don't know if you're saying, like, I get what you're saying. You don't.

[Sammy]

I'll be right back. Yeah.

[Chad]

Chad Bachelor walks off the podcast.

[Sammy]

Fuck you guys. A lot of great advice about women.

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[Halle]

Chad's back after his walk off.

[Chad]

I'm back.

[Sammy]

I came to my senses.

[Halle]

Yeah, he just needed to cool down outside.

[Chad]

We were saying about the response time thing.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

So I get it. Like, you don't want to respond right away. You don't. I even played that game too.

[Sammy]

Yeah. I mean, I just like, I played a little like, I'm not going to lie. But at the same time, if I'm on my phone and you're someone who I might want to talk to, I'm gonna fucking respond to your shit.

[Chad]

That's what I'm saying.

[Sammy]

And we're gonna have a conversation that'll be within 24 hours rather than span of a fucking week. You know what I mean?

[Chad]

I don't think like when there's interest, I don't think there necessarily needs to be consistent communication every day.

[Sammy]

No, no.

[Chad]

Especially early on. But like for me, yeah, that's a lot like.

[Sammy]

But to at least get the ball gone.

[Chad]

I think if I see the text and I can reply to the text, I'll reply to the text. I'm not gonna be like, let me like hold off for like, you know, 30 minutes.

[Halle]

And when do you guys start firing out FaceTimes face time?

[Chad]

I think that's like a comfortability thing. I think it's a vibe thing.

[Sammy]

That's deep. That's deep because time is like, Time is valuable.

[Chad]

I just can't text, bro. I can't build a connection or relationship over text. Like, there's so much text. Takes away like tone and.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Attitude and vibe. Things like that. That like, they can't pick up on

[Halle]

a lot of room for interpretation.

[Chad]

Right, Exactly. So, like, there's so much gray area with texting. But I don't know, I think if you want to fire off a FaceTime,

[Sammy]

we'd have to have hung out for a couple times before we start FaceTiming for sure.

[Chad]

Really?

[Halle]

I agree.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

See, I don't give a fuck.

[Sammy]

Shit, you're handsome. I'd FaceTime everybody. You need some of this. Because I feel like I'm. I'm over here pounding this thing.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Do you guys think it's harder to get into a relationship in the summer?

[Sammy]

You know what? Yes. I'm, like, the summer relationship king.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

And it's like. It's like. It's so fiery in the summer, and everything is just like. You know what I mean, though? Like.

[Chad]

Feels like grease.

[Sammy]

It feels, bro. I feel like dead ass. No, I feel like. And Danny Zuko. Danny Zuko. But no, everything's just, like. So, like, you're just high on life. Like, everyone's looking good and, like, you

[Halle]

just, like, everyone's tan. Yeah.

[Sammy]

And you go to cool places like Nantucky, you're gonna meet someone.

[Chad]

Like Nantucky. Got the linens on.

[Sammy]

Exactly.

[Halle]

Yeah. The sky is better.

[Chad]

The sky's better.

[Sammy]

So, like, it's just like. But then, like. But then you, like. You kind of, like, fall for that person, and then you realize, oh, they live a million miles away from me.

[Chad]

That was me last summer.

[Sammy]

That's me every summer.

[Halle]

I, like, don't have that problem.

[Chad]

Well, you're constantly getting ass.

[Sammy]

Well, you're constantly. Constantly getting. No, that. No, that. People think that.

[Chad]

Probably not true. No, it actually is not true at all.

[Sammy]

You're like. You're like me, I think. When. Where? At the end of the night, I just want to go home and, like, eat a bunch of junk food and, like, smoke weed.

[Halle]

Like, I don't really want someone in my space. Really? That bad.

[Sammy]

Yeah. Like, right. You know what I'm like.

[Chad]

I think the summer love thing, especially New England, the summers are so nice. And you just did, like. I don't call it seven months. Six or seven months of, like, a. Like, a walking holy. You know what I mean? Like, the.

[Sammy]

The winners.

[Halle]

Do you think it's important to live alone before moving in with a partner? What kind of question is this?

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Like. Yeah. No.

[Chad]

Yes. I mean, actually, this is my first time living alone, but I'm not. I've never lived with a partner.

[Halle]

Well, I guess maybe the question was

[Sammy]

more like, I can't wait to live alone.

[Chad]

I just want the independence.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

All right, next. Have you ever stayed longer in a relationship than you should have happened?

[Sammy]

Why?

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Are you guys. You guys seeing this? Yeah. Why? Because the. The love and the connections there. But sometimes timing isn't right.

[Halle]

Timing's A thing.

[Sammy]

Timing's a huge thing.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

And, you know. You know, like, all the relationship relationships I've been in, I've been so young and naive still. Like, there's still a lot of that. I'm learning about life. So it's not like, you know, I'm gonna know exactly when to get out of relationship. Like, everyone. Love is powerful. Like. Like, women, whatever. Like, me and Tim were talking about this in the car. Like, everything guys do in life probably has something to do with a girl, you know?

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Like, everything you work towards, you know, for me, I want to, like, provide for somebody. So. Yeah, I'm not doing well with work then. You know, you got to put a pause with some stuff.

[Halle]

Dad was actually making this point when he came on. He was like, why do you want to get fit and go to the gym to impress a woman. Like, why do you want to get money and power to get a woman? Why do you want to. Blah, blah, blah. It's to get a woman. It's like that. It all revolves around the bed.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

It's undefeated.

[Sammy]

It is. It really is.

[Chad]

It's like some of the worst decisions women make.

[Sammy]

The world go around.

[Chad]

True.

[Sammy]

Yeah, clip that.

[Chad]

It's true. And.

[Sammy]

Yeah, clip that. That'll be good for the program.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

If a guy says he's not looking for anything serious, a guy is there. If a guy says he's not looking for anything serious, is there ever a genuine chance he changes his mind for the right girl or is he just wasting her time?

[Chad]

Ooh, that's a great question.

[Sammy]

That is a good question.

[Chad]

I would say. I would say it could change.

[Halle]

I think for the right girl, a guy could completely change his mind.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Yeah. I agree.

[Sammy]

What do you think?

[Chad]

I agree.

[Sammy]

I think it depends on how the girl plays it. If she's, like, super on his back and desperate.

[Halle]

Well, that would be the wrong girl. I'm saying if it was, like, the right girl.

[Sammy]

Right girl. And he said he's not ready.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Then definitely things could change. Like I said, maybe he's not, like, in a place that he's comfortable.

[Halle]

Are you guys watching Love Story?

[Chad]

No.

[Sammy]

No, I don't watch shows.

[Chad]

No, I've heard it's great.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

I heard JFK Jr. Is a stud.

[Halle]

Yeah. So he's a stud in, like, every. Basically, like, the most eligible bachelor of his time. Celebrity handsome.

[Sammy]

I didn't know that.

[Halle]

Checks all the boxes also.

[Sammy]

Am I too far away from this?

[Halle]

No, you're good. Okay. And he falls in love with, like, that Caroline. Caroline Bassett. And she's just kind of like, not interested. Says no to his first proposal. Like. Yeah, I'm just like, kind of like. And he's just like, so shocked.

[Chad]

Yeah, well, I mean, playing hard to get the thing. Yeah, yeah, I was telling them. I mean, I think about how mom and Dad. I don't know how dad tells the story. Well, I do. He told it, but, like, he chased mom bro for a while. Chased her.

[Halle]

He said he stalked her.

[Chad]

And, like, that would be considered. That. Would 100 be 100 be considered stalking nowadays?

[Halle]

No, that's what we talked about. He was like.

[Chad]

There was no social media back then.

[Halle]

It was just being aggressive. But, like, today you'd catch five to ten, maybe.

[Sammy]

Honestly, if you're.

[Chad]

Yeah, but the dating world is way different now than it was. Like, it's so easy to get a hold of people.

[Halle]

People are so.

[Chad]

Instagram is the number one dating. You just go on there and message someone and you're like, I was on

[Sammy]

Facebook, Marketplace, and you could get, like, prostitutes for like 12 bucks.

[Chad]

It's way different angle crazy.

[Sammy]

It's like 12 bucks easy.

[Chad]

Have you done that?

[Sammy]

No, but it would be cool if I did.

[Chad]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sammy]

No, it's not. It's less prostitution. It's more like really good massage. 12 bucks. I'll come to you. But then you click on.

[Chad]

Was this on the menu and you

[Sammy]

click on their page and it's like some fucking guy who, like, posted the ad.

[Halle]

So that sounds like.

[Sammy]

Sounds, but 12 bucks. Check it out.

[Chad]

It's like a tall boy.

[Halle]

It's like a hard seltzer.

[Sammy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Halle]

Okay. What is a question you don't like getting asked on a first date? Your body count.

[Chad]

Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one.

[Halle]

Political views.

[Sammy]

Yeah. Like, don't ever talk about that.

[Chad]

I don't know, I just. That's such a goofy question, I think. Yeah, I think it, like, eventually.

[Halle]

It's eventually an important one.

[Chad]

I think it'll matter, but, like, I don't know.

[Halle]

Do you think you could marry someone that has different. Different political views than you?

[Chad]

No. No.

[Sammy]

If I'm being honest, is that okay to say No?

[Chad]

I don't give a if it's okay or not. Yeah, no, I just. I just don't see it. I just happening. I just don't see it.

[Sammy]

Like, you know, what if there was

[Chad]

more

[Sammy]

peace between the two?

[Halle]

There's no middle anymore.

[Sammy]

No middle anymore.

[Chad]

It's like a fucking war.

[Sammy]

So it's like, you know, what?

[Chad]

You have to pick a side nowadays.

[Sammy]

Yeah, I'm cool.

[Chad]

I just think like with. I don't know. Because at the end of the day you're great. Yeah. That you do live like you kind of view things like the world completely differently.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Chad]

That's eventually gonna clash, I feel.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

In my opinion.

[Sammy]

And if you want to talk about it, you're going to get hated on for. So. Yeah.

[Chad]

I keep everything private. I keep everything myself.

[Halle]

But a lot of people make their own assumptions. I don't give a.

[Chad]

That's. People can have that.

[Sammy]

Don't believe everything you see online either.

[Halle]

Yeah, that's true. We're getting some dangerous territory.

[Chad]

Yeah. The deep end.

[Halle]

If you don't text someone back but still follow them on Instagram, why don't you just unfollow them on Instagram?

[Chad]

I do.

[Sammy]

I mean if I. If you don't text someone back, like,

[Halle]

if you're just like. I'm assuming this is about a girl. Like, if you just ghost a girl, why do you just unfollow them at the same time?

[Chad]

We had this conversation.

[Sammy]

That's true. I mean like, if you ghost her because you don't want.

[Halle]

I mean, I do. I actually do that.

[Sammy]

I probably already don't follow her on Instagram. Yeah.

[Halle]

Because they're now they're just up my ratio.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

If I. My thing is like, I don't know, will I ever see this person again?

[Sammy]

That's honestly another thing.

[Chad]

Or do questions again and do I value their. Relate my relationship with them? Yeah.

[Sammy]

And like, do they keep in. Do they check in on me? Like, there's a lot of people.

[Chad]

There's a lot of people from like

[Sammy]

my old past, like from like middle school and high school who I'm like on fall. Because about like they're living their own lives. My, my, like people who, you know, like, are tapped into what I'm doing in life will follow me.

[Chad]

I said this to Chad the other day though. Do you have anyone on like, you know how like when you have friends on Tick Tock, you can like kind of see if they like something, it'll like show the heart next to their name on the far right. Yeah. Do you have anyone that you haven't talked to in years that supports the out of you, like likes everything you do?

[Sammy]

Yes.

[Chad]

And because of that, even though you're never gonna see them again, you just like, you still engage with their stuff or still follow their life.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Chad]

And like I love that on the

[Halle]

flip of that, I always know the people that Don't.

[Chad]

Oh, yeah. I'm very observational, for sure. Like, I know who's got who's in my corner and who's not.

[Sammy]

I don't read too far into it, but, like, I'll be like, yeah. Looking at Instagram stories, and I'll see a name. I'm like, who even is this person?

[Halle]

Yeah, but they're liking your swag.

[Sammy]

Yeah, but.

[Chad]

And then there's the people. I was also saying this, like, you guys and, like, my close friends, where every time I'm, like, scrolling and I see a video, I'll literally. I'll like it before I even watch the video.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

And then watch it and engage or, like, in the comments or whatever.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Always got to show love to your people. I think you do.

[Sammy]

People who like DM some nice. I'll always, you know, flick through them.

[Chad]

It's like, oh, wrong raw.

[Sammy]

Next question, then I'm skipping on that one. But if they're like, hey, like, this video was really. I had a guy come up to me was like, bro, your video about, like. Because I put a, like, dropped that deep kind of video, talking about my weight change. And, like, he was like, dude, that was just, like, so awesome. And, like, get to know you in that aspect. Like, which I appreciate the. Out of, like, people doing that.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

You always got to show love to those people.

[Chad]

That was a cool video. Yeah. Yeah.

[Halle]

That was a good video. He posted it.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Thank you.

[Halle]

Got you.

[Chad]

Crush that challenge, by the way.

[Sammy]

Yeah. Yeah. Sammy's challenge. Turn things around. And you're doing another one right now, too, right?

[Chad]

I am doing another one right now. It started yesterday.

[Sammy]

What's it called again?

[Chad]

It's called Project Shred. Am I looking there?

[Halle]

Yeah, look wherever the you are.

[Chad]

Project Shred Reloaded. Six weeks long, $100,000 in prizes.

[Halle]

Crazy.

[Chad]

There's two upper body days, two lower body days. Chad lost how many?

[Sammy]

18 pounds.

[Chad]

Lost 18 pounds?

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

A couple friends lost 10. Some people just want good workouts. Some people wanted to gain weight. Playing sports, whatever your goals are, that's the best challenge in the world.

[Halle]

Project Shred.

[Chad]

I wrote all the workouts, so all the links are in my bios, but

[Halle]

Lincoln, bio link in bio. Okay, the next question is, you guys actually care if a girl makes more money than them?

[Chad]

I asked dad about, like, makes more money than me.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

No.

[Chad]

If it's, like, my girlfriend or, like, wife.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Chad]

No.

[Sammy]

Would you care?

[Chad]

No.

[Sammy]

I'll be like, pretty tight.

[Chad]

I would be like, I don't. Loki be, like, blessed again.

[Sammy]

I mean, I just like.

[Chad]

Because that girl, bro, the girl that you choose, that's in your life, that's your significant other. Like, I worship the ground she fudgeing.

[Sammy]

Oh, no, no, absolutely.

[Chad]

So like, if she's a superstar and is killing it, like, that's the biggest flex you could possibly have. That's. No, like, look at her. Yeah, that's my wife. She's crazy crush.

[Sammy]

And if she's making bread, I love that. Like, but if it's comes to a point where she's making more than me, then it's not. It's not a her problem. But it's gonna be.

[Chad]

Yeah, obviously you're gonna like.

[Sammy]

It's also just the like environment we grew up in. Like, dad was always like, I'm gonna make the money and yeah, everything else is gonna be how it is. And so I guess I like keep that mindset. Like, I'm not splitting the bill with a girl.

[Chad]

No, but that has nothing to do with, with their.

[Sammy]

Yeah, yeah. But it's just like it's correlated to

[Chad]

like, you know, I don't know. I look at Travis similar. I look at Travis, Kelsey and Taylor Swift. Like, yeah, she makes. He makes a ton of money, but she obviously makes way more money than he does. And he looks at her like she's the second coming of Christ.

[Sammy]

I mean, it's not a deal breaker.

[Chad]

You know what I mean?

[Sammy]

Yeah, it's definitely not a deal because

[Chad]

it's just their connection it would make. And money will never be an issue.

[Sammy]

I'd be in the office a little bit more maybe.

[Halle]

Like, what if you're making like $10 million a year and she's making $11 million a year? Like, you're still making a lot of money.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

That's another thing is you have to realize what you have too.

[Sammy]

Then we're eating together. Yeah, right. Yeah. That's sick. Because that equals 22 or $21 million.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

What's 10 plus 11?

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Oh, all that tuition down.

[Chad]

No, but I think you become a team. You know what I mean? And like. Yeah, you know.

[Sammy]

No, it is.

[Chad]

You want to take upon yourself.

[Sammy]

Yeah, for sure. Definitely don't be like a stay at home dad, but if you guys are both out grinding, that's a very powerful.

[Chad]

I think she can still wait. Make way more money than you. And there's still the. The same things like, you know, you pay for all the bills and you pay for every dinner and hold all the doors open different. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's what I thought the concept.

[Sammy]

Well, here's a question for you. Would you settle with a guy who's making less than you?

[Halle]

I mean I. If I make like a lot of money one day,

[Chad]

a lot of money.

[Halle]

But like I. I'm not looking to settle down anytime soon.

[Chad]

Exactly. I feel like.

[Halle]

I don't know. I kind of feel like. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[Sammy]

A good question.

[Chad]

You have to be in that situation.

[Halle]

I do not know the answer to that question.

[Sammy]

It is a good question.

[Halle]

I think it's less about how much money they make and more about like work ethic and not being a lazy bum.

[Sammy]

It still comes down to like money can't be an issue in your relationship. Like just cuz someone's making more money doesn't take away how you view the other person.

[Halle]

I think a woman still wants to feel like taken care of in some sort of aspect. But I don't think it always has to be physically.

[Sammy]

It could be like physically I love. I love a girl who's like, I think they're going to make money. Like I want to make money.

[Chad]

I think you have to be strong.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Like if you're a man, like you gotta be strong. You gotta be able to be able

[Sammy]

to protect some workhorses.

[Chad]

Like there's things like that that matter.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Chad]

You gotta.

[Halle]

Del Rey and her. Her husband.

[Chad]

Yeah, yeah.

[Halle]

He like is. Works with alligators or something.

[Chad]

Doesn't. He's just cool.

[Halle]

He's just like a normal.

[Chad]

Just a guy's guy hunting.

[Sammy]

Yeah, yeah, exactly.

[Halle]

I don't know exactly what he does, but it's something along those lines.

[Chad]

That's a good question though.

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[Halle]

In applicable terms. Do you talk about your feelings or your relationships with your friends?

[Chad]

Yes. Yeah.

[Sammy]

All the time.

[Halle]

Like, too much?

[Sammy]

Not too much. No. Like, I don't want to be like a pussy about it, but like, but, but you know, like sometimes like, you feel like you can't talk to anyone about it, at least as a guy. Like. And like there comes to a point where there's a lot of feelings pent up. You don't want to just like brush that on the rug. You're gonna go crazy. So, like, I love, like, if my roommate's like my closest person to me at the time, like, I'm gonna be like, bro, like, I feel like shit this week. Yeah. And like, maybe they'll probably have some whack advice. But you have, you have great advice. Like, I'd love to hit you up and be like, yeah.

[Chad]

And I love being there.

[Sammy]

I'm gone through this right now. Cuz. Like, like as much as you see like happiness online, like, people go through shit, like, and it's tough to like really keep it down. And you can keep it for sure. I'm pretty good at it.

[Chad]

But I think some point, I don't know, I try and keep good perspective. I think like, if, you know, we have it so, like, so good every single day. Like, truly, like, if. If we were to all throw our problems into one big pile, we would take ours back in a heartbeat for sure. So keeping that perspective helps. But also, like, no matter where you come from, and I said this to you the other day, like, your background doesn't matter. Like, you're going to go through shit. Like, internally, everyone goes through it every single day. And I think it's just all about how you address it. And I rely on you guys heavily with that, with things like that, because if I don't have you guys and I have nobody, you know, like, you guys are like, my why I always say to myself, like, the reason why I work hard, the reason why I carry myself a certain way, like, it's because I. It's because of you guys, you know? So, like, it's. It's nice to have, you know, a dynamic with your siblings and with your parents that's really healthy, where you can talk to them pretty much about anything. But they also, from both a girl's perspective and a guy's perspective, like, and I say this about Halle to people all the time, and you as well, but specifically Halle, is that if I ever need to hear something like the honest truth, I go to Halle.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Yeah. Because you'll never sugarcoat it for me.

[Halle]

When you need some soft love, you go to Bryn.

[Chad]

And Bryn. Yeah, Bryn's. Yeah. And I love Brynn, but she won't keep it as real, I think, as you. Like you always keep.

[Sammy]

She'll just, like, she'll give you all the love.

[Chad]

And that's what I think people need. Exactly. But, like, we all go through things every single day. I think it's just about how you, like, respond and what your action is to it. And, you know, I'm lucky to have you guys for that. So, so appreciate that, man.

[Sammy]

Very. For family oriented.

[Chad]

Yeah, we are, you know, we're a close group.

[Sammy]

We grew up just family over everything.

[Chad]

Yeah, family over everything. Exactly. That's all that matters.

[Sammy]

And that's all, you know, at the

[Chad]

end of the day, think about it. That's all that matters.

[Sammy]

Yeah. Like, really, a lot of people don't get to have a family, to be honest, and to have a great one be surrounded by these guys is awesome.

[Chad]

Yeah, no, I definitely.

[Halle]

That's so wholesome. Don't take it.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Don't take it lightly.

[Halle]

I don't even know how to follow it up with the next question.

[Chad]

Yeah, go ahead.

[Halle]

I'm not gonna ask you, like, do you like, find a girl's ID before going on a date.

[Sammy]

Now, like, I want to answer them all.

[Chad]

Okay, yeah, let's answer them all. Let's go.

[Halle]

What's one thing a girl can do, wear or say on a date that instantly makes her more attractive to you?

[Chad]

Something that shows ambition, I think like a red nail. I don't know, but some red nails are actually fire.

[Sammy]

Yeah, I love red. I mean, red on girls. Like red dress.

[Chad]

Oh, like physical red nails.

[Sammy]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chad]

Oh, I thought,

[Sammy]

yeah, I thought it

[Chad]

was like during the date.

[Halle]

No, I, I think it could. It's up for interpretation.

[Sammy]

It's red. Red is awesome.

[Halle]

Do wear.

[Chad]

Say do wear.

[Halle]

It could be anything, really.

[Sammy]

Well,

[Chad]

do just like, you have to be attracted.

[Sammy]

You know what, you have to know what. You know what it is. If you're, if you show up and you're obviously a lot of people are going to be nervous. I get nervous on first dates. But if you show up, like with some level of confidence, right, and you're able to just like chill and that, that makes conversation flow a lot better. I think that's like a huge, like, yes, good stuff.

[Chad]

I agree.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

And I think you also, in this goes for dating and goes for being in a relationship.

[Sammy]

Instagram story.

[Halle]

Sorry, what?

[Sammy]

It looks like she's doom scrolling.

[Chad]

I think there has to be a level of physical attraction in any relationship for it to work.

[Sammy]

Oh yeah, that's a.

[Chad]

So that has to be like almost a given, I think.

[Sammy]

I mean, well, at first what you see is the attraction, but then you start talking and.

[Chad]

Yeah, that's why I said like ambition

[Sammy]

and you can be the hottest girl the planet. But then once you say some weird. It's clips.

[Halle]

I think a girl, I don't know, I think they should be funny.

[Sammy]

For sure.

[Chad]

Humor's big, but.

[Halle]

And like, not dumb. Like if you had the hottest girl ever and she was like, like, so, like.

[Sammy]

Yeah, it really is an energy thing.

[Halle]

It ruins it.

[Sammy]

Some girls, some girls also, like, won't be as attractive, but their energy is just like gravitating right off the bat. Like they have, like, they have confidence,

[Chad]

but that increases it. That increases.

[Sammy]

Yeah, exactly. Like, and so I don't know. I think like, personality means just as much for me.

[Chad]

It's always a vibe.

[Sammy]

Not way more.

[Chad]

Like whenever I go live, people like, one of the most commented thing is like, blonder, brunette, blonder, brunette, blond. I'm like, I don't give a. I never thought about it like that ever. Like, I've dated blondes. I've dated brunettes.

[Halle]

Blonder. Brunette. Blonder.

[Chad]

Brunette. Yeah. Like, seriously, I don't. Yeah, exactly. Like if you're cool. I think it's always been a vibe thing. Yeah. It's like, it's just like an energy

[Sammy]

that makes sense and it's, it's an energy thing because before you even talk to the person, you could just like see like aura surrounding. You know what I mean?

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

And so like off, like. And then they don't give a fuck who you are, where you come from.

[Chad]

They don't.

[Sammy]

They probably don't even want to bat an eye towards your way. But then you go up to them and they're nice people.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Being nice is also another thing. If you think you're the shit and you're.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Being rude off the bat, then like clips.

[Halle]

Like clips. Yeah, I like the word clips.

[Chad]

I know.

[Sammy]

Like if you think you're the bee's knees, like, oh, like there's a million of you.

[Chad]

Being kind of you.

[Halle]

Being kind is free. Being kind is Sammy's, like, being kind is free. Chad's like, clip, chop. Yeah, screwed. Clip chop. Screwed.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Fucking kind of.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

All right. Have you ever dated one of your boys's exes or someone they were with? Did you ask them beforehand what are the rules for doing this?

[Sammy]

No, no, no, because, because that girl's sticky. One, yeah, she's sticky. And two, like, I'm, I'm. I'm to my people, like my guys. Like, if you hit that, I'm skipping. I'm onto the I'm on to her buddy or something. There's so many people in the world.

[Chad]

I couldn't imagine going.

[Sammy]

Because then he has that over your head like, oh, how's my nuts taste?

[Halle]

Cuz you're.

[Sammy]

You going into another question while I said that? Just totally that up?

[Halle]

No, I wasn't going to go into another question.

[Sammy]

Yeah, okay.

[Halle]

I was going to follow up question of that. I was just going to be like, has that ever happened to one of you?

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Oh yeah.

[Chad]

My ex girlfriend started dating someone who was a friend of mine. Like literally two months, three months after she broke up with me.

[Halle]

Oh, yeah?

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

What? Blankets?

[Chad]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sammy]

I mean, yeah, I think.

[Chad]

But it ended up being the greatest thing that ever middle school.

[Sammy]

I mean, I wasn't really like tight with the kid, but we would hang out before in middle school. Yeah. So I guess it doesn't count. But I'm still pissed. I'm still tight.

[Chad]

Like, that's when you learned it was a cold world yeah.

[Sammy]

That's when I learned it was a cold world. But you know what? Respect.

[Chad]

Yeah, Respect.

[Halle]

Respect.

[Sammy]

Yeah. You have her. Yeah.

[Chad]

I don't want it.

[Sammy]

I don't want it.

[Halle]

Take it. Okay. When people say they need space, are they actually needing space, or are they just testing the water to see if they want to be single? They're testing the water. Like, John used to do this to me all the time. No, he'd be like, I'm in falma.

[Sammy]

I disagree. I. I think I genuinely needed space. You can't laugh every time I'm about to say something because it's gonna rose

[Chad]

that crew that next night.

[Sammy]

No, like, genuinely needing space because of the timing thing. Like. Yeah, you know what I mean? Like, it's not about wanting to be single.

[Chad]

Like, I.

[Sammy]

Cat's out of the bag. I've been broken up for, like, the past month and a half, but I'm not, like, thinking about girls.

[Chad]

I think if you like the girl and I. And that's she likes you that much, there's no such thing. You'll make it happen.

[Sammy]

I'm not, like, getting out of it and, like, going and see how much fucking pussy I can get. Like, I'm. I'm being sad for a bit, and I'm.

[Halle]

With your emotions.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

I'm dumb. In touch with my emotions.

[Chad]

So am I. Yeah, but I don't know.

[Sammy]

I love. I love you.

[Chad]

I love you.

[Sammy]

Yeah. I love you, Sam.

[Chad]

There's a lot of love in this

[Sammy]

room, so we're in touch with our emotions.

[Chad]

Love you, Marshall.

[Sammy]

Yeah, Marshall, you in there?

[Chad]

Love you.

[Halle]

See, I'm not.

[Sammy]

He's so awesome. He's so funny. You got to check in with Marshall, period. You.

[Halle]

I got to make sure he's.

[Chad]

I was just thinking about.

[Sammy]

Wait. Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells.

[Halle]

I guess it's time for some asmr.

[Chad]

Oh, yeah.

[Sammy]

Put it towards the mic. How's that sound? How's that sound?

[Halle]

Oh, a dog. If you could give woman one piece of insider info about how the male brain works in a relationship, what would it be?

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[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

I mean, I'm gay.

[Sammy]

Six, seven. Yeah, I actually. Not.

[Chad]

I'd say such a.

[Sammy]

No, no, no. I would say we. We care. You know, they. We play mind games, too. And so if you're not. If you're not hearing back. If you're not hearing back, don't take it to heart.

[Halle]

Is that how you show people you care is through playing mind games?

[Sammy]

No, I. I'm a really nice person, and like, very.

[Halle]

Like, you just go, we care. We play mind games, too.

[Sammy]

Well, I'm talking about we as in men. Like, I'm different. I'm a gentleman, you know? So, like, I'm talking about, like, the average male population of geeks.

[Chad]

And why you say we? We.

[Sammy]

Us guys, bro. We still got to represent.

[Chad]

No.

[Sammy]

Okay.

[Chad]

I don't play games.

[Sammy]

I'm.

[Chad]

I'm almost, like, too straightforward and blunt.

[Halle]

Yeah. Sam doesn't play games.

[Chad]

I don't around chat.

[Halle]

Chad, I feel like in your head, you're like, I care enough to even want to play a game.

[Sammy]

Well, my. My game would be like. Yeah, my game would just be, like, non. My game would be, like, nonchalant. Like, yeah, cool.

[Chad]

Peace. I'll see you later.

[Sammy]

Like, it's not like, oh, let me wait five hours to answer. Let me.

[Halle]

You're contradicting yourself down.

[Sammy]

Okay.

[Halle]

Didn't you say you waited five hours to answer at the beginning?

[Sammy]

No, I said I wouldn't do that. I'm really quick with answering because I'm

[Chad]

always on my phone.

[Sammy]

So, like, why wouldn't I answer if I see your shit right now?

[Halle]

Did I just hear that?

[Chad]

I thought.

[Sammy]

I think it got.

[Chad]

I heard what you said, but maybe you got lost interest.

[Sammy]

See, when it's them two against me, you can't win.

[Halle]

Maybe you got lost in interpretation.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Got lost. Yeah.

[Halle]

All right, let's go to the next segment. Who's most likely to. And then we're gonna wrap this.

[Chad]

Let's do it. Wait, I want to stay for longer.

[Halle]

Oh, good. We have a whole other segment.

[Chad]

Okay,

[Halle]

I'm gonna read a prompt, and then we're gonna count down from three, and Sarah answers the same time.

[Chad]

Okay.

[Sammy]

Okay.

[Halle]

And we're going to include Bryn.

[Sammy]

Okay. Miss you Br.

[Chad]

Include br.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Shout out to Bryn if we say the same answer.

[Sammy]

B33.

[Chad]

Collective. She's a Pilates and sh.

[Sammy]

Go check her out.

[Chad]

Yeah. B33.

[Halle]

If we say the same answer, we don't drink. But if we have different answers, we discuss it.

[Chad]

We're saying the name out loud.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Chad]

And it's between us three and Brent.

[Halle]

Yes. So, like, this is the first one. Who would go broke the fastest if dad cut us off?

[Ad Voice]

Me.

[Halle]

All right. Yeah, I think we probably all said that. Let's go to the next one.

[Sammy]

Guys, guys, it's for the clip.

[Chad]

Come on.

[Halle]

Who's the most? All right, we're going to count, though. So wait. Who is the most useless luxury item in their. In their home? Who has the most useless. This Luxury item in their home.

[Chad]

I don't know the answer.

[Sammy]

Yeah, just spinning around in circle.

[Chad]

I mean we all might have some

[Sammy]

luxury item.

[Chad]

Let's just skip it. I feel like probably me cuz I just moved out.

[Sammy]

Well, yeah, you have like a lot of like you have a lot of

[Chad]

cool like cool artwork. You own the most expensive out of

[Sammy]

all like the jar that says like per sets on it. Yeah, that's cool.

[Halle]

Mom got that for me. But like I have like I buy a lot of like very expensive glassware. Like and like all those things.

[Sammy]

Also your sunglasses. A lot of designers.

[Chad]

I just bought solo cups yesterday.

[Halle]

Yeah, definitely me.

[Sammy]

I don't even have solo cups in my apartment.

[Halle]

So it's okay, you can grubhub them. Okay, okay, okay. Who's most likely to cook dinner for themselves? One, two, three.

[Sammy]

Sam.

[Chad]

Yeah, I do it every day.

[Halle]

And. Or Brynn.

[Sammy]

Or Bryn.

[Halle]

Yeah, I was gonna say I don't even really cook.

[Chad]

Yeah, yeah.

[Halle]

Who got injured the most growing up?

[Chad]

Injured?

[Halle]

Injured? Hold on. One, two, three.

[Sammy]

Brian.

[Halle]

I don't know because we all got injured.

[Chad]

Well, growing up I would say me

[Halle]

probably Sammy or Branchy.

[Sammy]

Oh no, no, Bryn.

[Chad]

Brandon got a bunch.

[Sammy]

Bryn got some early surgeries.

[Chad]

Two surgeries?

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Brennan and I have both had two surgeries.

[Halle]

Surgeries, yeah, I've gotten surgeries too.

[Chad]

Yeah. But I guess like growing up, I

[Sammy]

guess like growing up friends were at an earlier age so like. But yeah, you guys have both had your fair share of injuries.

[Halle]

So you were brand I think are pretty tied.

[Chad]

Yeah, yeah.

[Halle]

Bryn got that shoulder surgery and then the screws came loose.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

And then she got it again.

[Sammy]

I always used to just like wash it off and like rub some dirt on it.

[Chad]

Yeah, yeah. You were just so tough. I mean.

[Sammy]

Yeah, I was in rehab.

[Chad]

So you were in titanium. Yeah, yeah.

[Halle]

I feel like injured.

[Sammy]

Injured.

[Halle]

Injured mentally.

[Sammy]

The heart.

[Halle]

Yeah, in the organs. All right, let's go to the next one who starts the most drama in the family group chat. Let me think about this.

[Sammy]

In the family group chat start.

[Chad]

We don't really have drama in the group chat. We could go who starts the most family drama?

[Sammy]

Yeah, let's do that.

[Chad]

And I. All right, I have my answer. All right.

[Halle]

1, 2, 3.

[Sammy]

Mad. I didn't even know what to say because I wanted to hear what you guys are gonna say. But what the guys. She.

[Halle]

He said himself.

[Sammy]

I said halle's on my back. This pod. Marshall, have you noticed that she's been on you.

[Halle]

Wait, Marshall, what do you mean she's

[Sammy]

been on My back.

[Halle]

No, dude. Like, I'm thinking about.

[Sammy]

I'm a gentleman, but what was the

[Chad]

question to do with it?

[Sammy]

Nothing.

[Chad]

No, I'm a gentleman.

[Sammy]

Yeah. I'm a.

[Halle]

Talk about family six.

[Chad]

No, the reason why I said me is because anytime there's an issue happening. Oh, my God.

[Sammy]

Yeah, well, you speak your mind.

[Chad]

The reason why is because anytime there's an issue happening and there's, like, an elephant in the room, I, like, can't shut up.

[Halle]

I have to say, look at that dumb elephant right there.

[Chad]

Like, for example, at dinner the other night, like, I should not have said that.

[Sammy]

That.

[Chad]

Yeah. But I didn't start drama. That was ridiculous. That wasn't. But, like, you said that, like, I was like, oh, my God.

[Sammy]

Wasn't there just, like, asparagus?

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

But, like, that was, like.

[Sammy]

We were getting crunk this weekend. Got dad to cry. It was actually awesome.

[Chad]

I was like, bro, are you seriously crying? I'm thinking in my head, like, oh, my God.

[Halle]

I think he was lit.

[Sammy]

He was dumb.

[Halle]

I didn't say anything bad.

[Chad]

No, I didn't.

[Sammy]

He.

[Chad]

That. He's told me that story 100 times, and I just told it back to him, and he started crying.

[Halle]

Yeah. And we're like.

[Chad]

And we're like, yo, do my steak medium. Yeah.

[Sammy]

Like, yo, dad.

[Halle]

Yo, yo, dad. Stop. Stop now.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Okay. Anyways, who would mom trust the most with a huge family secret?

[Sammy]

Three, two, one.

[Chad]

Brain.

[Halle]

But, like, honestly. Yeah. Yeah, I would tell you guys. She told me any.

[Sammy]

Because Brynn's, like, a very. Brynn's a very good, like, mediator, you know, like.

[Halle]

But Brent has a big mouth, too, sometimes.

[Chad]

Last year, Halle and I were in this.

[Sammy]

I don't run into. See, I don't run into as much drama as you guys.

[Halle]

Oh, yeah.

[Chad]

When, like, mom would tell me something about Halle, I would tell hallelujah. And now she can't tell all this.

[Halle]

Yeah, she knows better.

[Sammy]

She tells me mad. So I just keep it on husband.

[Halle]

I said, baby, you. There's no way you keep anything on hush.

[Sammy]

I keep odie stuff on hush.

[Halle]

Do you even text mom or call her during the week?

[Sammy]

Yeah, that's the only person I need to talk to. Yeah, it's my mommy bear. I miss you, Mommy.

[Chad]

Yeah, Mom. Yeah, Mommy, dad said I couldn't buy

[Sammy]

this, but could you?

[Chad]

Okay, Mommy, mom, can you Venmo be

[Halle]

pleased if you typed in Venmo into your TikTok?

[Sammy]

Hey, guess what? I.

[Chad]

This is my first.

[Sammy]

My first Valentine's Day with no girlfriend in a couple Years. And I bought mom the nicest flowers. She loves lilies. Got her some crazy lilies mixed in with some exotic. Bro. I didn't see any other flowers on the counter.

[Chad]

You one upped me, bro.

[Sammy]

No, no, no. They were from us. They were from us.

[Chad]

No, but, like, don't worry. I got.

[Halle]

Brynn's good about doing that.

[Sammy]

Yeah, Brynn is the best about doing.

[Chad]

I almost did the thing again where I sent you guys flowers, but I forgot.

[Sammy]

Actually, Sam did something really nice for me.

[Chad]

He.

[Sammy]

As a going away. Yo. Yeah, Talking as a going away gift. Sam got me a coffee mug with, like, a picture of us on it. Yeah. And I was like, I love this fucking shit.

[Chad]

Yeah. Because we're not going to be separated. I'm just going to be drinking my

[Sammy]

coffee with controlling your face looking at me. Yeah. Controlling your seat. Let's push it around.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Enough. I know.

[Sammy]

Okay.

[Chad]

All right.

[Halle]

Okay.

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[Halle]

Who is most likely to do the. I'm drunk. Who is the most likely?

[Sammy]

I'm blasted right now. I haven't eaten today.

[Halle]

I haven't either.

[Sammy]

That's what happened with dad pounding Mount Gay.

[Halle]

Yeah. It kind of goes to your headquarters.

[Sammy]

I'm cranked right now.

[Halle]

Sammy's super hydrated.

[Chad]

Super hydrated.

[Halle]

Be unwell.

[Chad]

Ready to take on the day.

[Halle]

Who is most likely to be the reason we have a family meeting? Do you have family meetings in runsies? Probably. One, two, three.

[Sammy]

I want to say you or me.

[Halle]

We have to go to family rehab. Yeah, or I would have a party.

[Sammy]

Well, me and you have been like Some rehab.

[Chad]

Some.

[Sammy]

We've been to rehab. I've been to, like, therapy of all sorts of. But then sick. But, like, if it's something really important that has to do with, like, a family situation or health, then I'd say,

[Chad]

mom. Mom. Yeah.

[Sammy]

Because she had her little breast cancer flare. Not to get into that, but.

[Halle]

Well, maybe. But she's also, like, not part of this game.

[Sammy]

Oh, shit.

[Chad]

I mean, the same thing.

[Sammy]

Okay.

[Halle]

Yeah, but, like, maybe.

[Sammy]

I love you, Mommy.

[Chad]

You go, yeah, I love you, Mom.

[Sammy]

I love you, Mommy.

[Chad]

I'm sorry about that, Mom.

[Sammy]

Sorry about that, mother.

[Halle]

Remember when we had a family meeting after I got in trouble for throwing that party where they threw up on the. The carpet? That was a family meeting.

[Sammy]

The carpet.

[Halle]

They were just trying to clean it up. But, like, they should.

[Chad]

We don't really, like, idiots.

[Sammy]

At least the velvet carpet. Velvet couch, whatever you want to call

[Halle]

it, sewn together by blind nuns, like, cost more than an arm and a leg.

[Sammy]

It was fries for them.

[Halle]

It was.

[Sammy]

Yeah, definitely.

[Halle]

I've never seen dad more angry.

[Chad]

That was a tough weekend.

[Halle]

You. I was in summer school. I was at Margo's pool house. You. You. And I was like, yo. Doing the most.

[Sammy]

That was the first time you heard the word.

[Halle]

Yeah, I've loved the word ever since.

[Sammy]

Yeah, that's, like, wrong, because then we,

[Halle]

like, kind of dipped out to.

[Sammy]

No. Yeah. Well, remember that time me and you got in trouble, and we, like, ran away from home? So me and hie got in trouble for some. I got in trouble for something very bad. H. Got in trouble for, like, some argument.

[Halle]

I think we're just talking back.

[Sammy]

Yeah, talking back.

[Halle]

I had people. I had people in the basement, and, like, someone was having sex in, like, the room you're not supposed to bang,

[Sammy]

and mom caught them, and you go, no, mom, you're lit. She goes, mom, you're literally on drugs, like, just gaslighting the. Out of her.

[Halle]

I was like. Like, you're seeing things. You've gone delusional because of the Chad.

[Sammy]

Yeah. So, like.

[Halle]

Like, they're right there. They're right there. And I was like. I was like, look, they had. Man. Like, behind the door. I go, look, you're seeing things.

[Sammy]

I know. He goes, you're seeing things, Mom. But me and Halle got kicked out of the house, and we. We're, like, making it all dramatic. All of our bags packed, and, like, we walk maybe three houses down to our family. Friends.

[Halle]

Yeah. Our cousins.

[Sammy]

Yeah. Like, our cousins, basically. And I.

[Halle]

You were sleeping on their porch and taking outdoor Showers.

[Sammy]

Sleeping on their porch. Yeah.

[Halle]

Ended up getting a cottage at the four Seasons. Or not the four Seasons at like, we live very differently, like running away from home situations.

[Sammy]

And they like, they had no idea cuz it was like late at night. So they just woke up like making their coffee in the morning. I'm just on their like porch.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

They're like, are you okay?

[Chad]

Yeah. I'm sure their kids.

[Sammy]

I'm like biz on their board. What's up, Lisa? I'm like.

[Halle]

I'm like in a robe.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

At the White Elephant.

[Sammy]

That's awesome.

[Halle]

That was fun.

[Sammy]

Good times.

[Halle]

Good times. Who's the most likely to survive on a deserted island alone? 1, 2, 3.

[Chad]

Chad.

[Sammy]

I was gonna say.

[Chad]

I was gonna say Chad. Yeah.

[Sammy]

I was gonna say you. But I feel like you'd be good at. You'd be better at hunting the food and making it. I'd be better at just surviving off of pure hope.

[Halle]

Like being built different.

[Sammy]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chad]

So you don't think.

[Halle]

You kind of like would be like.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Yeah. So you don't think I have tenacity?

[Chad]

So you don't think I have tenacity or any dog in me or. So you're calling me. Yeah,

[Sammy]

no, I think you would be good at the. The nutrient side of the survival because obviously you need to go kill and you need to. To eat. Yeah, I think you'd be good at that.

[Halle]

I don't know. I think I could be pretty good too.

[Sammy]

I think I would like, find someone with a yacht.

[Halle]

Yeah, I just heard an island. Are we talking Bimin or the Bahamas? Like I could swim out there to a boat.

[Chad]

Exactly.

[Halle]

Find some shelter or seduce the leader of the tribe. Whatever island we're on.

[Chad]

Yeah, that's true.

[Sammy]

Yeah. No, you.

[Chad]

You could get boy up.

[Halle]

You could boy up. Yeah. Okay. Who's mostly be on ox when driving? That's a good question. Between. Because we're all in a car together.

[Sammy]

It depends whose car.

[Chad]

Yeah, it's usually whose car gets the.

[Sammy]

It's my car, it's mine. If it's Sam's, it's his. If it's yours, it's me and Sam.

[Chad]

Yeah, it's me and Sam. You need to just shut up and just.

[Sammy]

Yeah, yeah, you can get a couple song requests.

[Chad]

Yeah, we all listen to pretty.

[Sammy]

We do listen to the same music, so.

[Halle]

Yeah, we like the same music.

[Sammy]

I don't care who's on the three of us.

[Halle]

I don't know what Brynlosins here, to

[Chad]

be honest, I actually don't.

[Sammy]

I Was just thinking about that two seconds ago.

[Chad]

I think she listens to, like, she likes.

[Sammy]

I feel like she likes, like, R B kind of stuff.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

She had, like, soul music.

[Chad]

Like, I'm thinking of, like, Pilates music. Like, growing up.

[Sammy]

I feel like she always used to. With, like, Jason Derulo and. Yeah.

[Halle]

Is he R B?

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

Like Neo. Although Neo's tough.

[Halle]

Ray J. Mario.

[Sammy]

Ray J. Mario. Yeah, Mario.

[Halle]

Like, I used to with that music, too.

[Sammy]

No, yeah, I did, too. But I just, like, only bump rap.

[Halle]

Like, female artists. Like, more like slow kind of like.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

I'm Glowrilla. Rilla Glowrilla.

[Halle]

Who's most likely to give advice that the other siblings actually listen to.

[Ad Voice]

Slash.

[Halle]

Take 1, 2, 3.

[Chad]

Sally. All right.

[Sammy]

I mean.

[Halle]

Or me. I give good advice.

[Sammy]

I mean, I want to throw my shit in here.

[Chad]

I take your advice all the time.

[Sammy]

Yeah, I think for different things. Like.

[Chad]

Yeah, yeah. I mean, I asked for all of this.

[Halle]

Or like.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Like.

[Sammy]

Yeah, we've all asked each other for advice before on certain things.

[Chad]

Yeah, Yeah, I take advice. I've taken advice from. I get all of you guys from

[Sammy]

Sam basically every day about, like, fitness. But then, yeah. When it comes to, like, I don't know, advice with, like, relationships, I maybe

[Chad]

go to, like, I'd say the majority of the things that come across in my life. I probably. If we're not counting mom and dad, I'd probably go to you or you. I mean, like, I know Brian. I don't. Like, we talk, but I don't, like, get her takes on a lot of things. Yeah. Even though I respect her opinions on everything, which. Yeah.

[Halle]

No, when I need some gentle tlc, I'll go to Brent for something. But if I need, like, she's always

[Sammy]

good for, like, some love. Yeah.

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I'm just like, what's the point of, like, not saying how it is and just, like, hearing it, processing it.

[Chad]

I always say honestly. Always, like, honestly, truly always wins you. Like, I think any lies, they always come back to bite you. You're doing that person injustice. You're doing yourself an injustice.

[Halle]

Like, it's giving injustice.

[Sammy]

Yeah. It's giving justice once and for all.

[Chad]

Yeah. I just think. Yeah. Honesty is important.

[Halle]

Who is the most likely to remember the night out at the bar to remember it. Yeah.

[Chad]

Well, me and Bryn. Three, two, one.

[Halle]

Never me.

[Sammy]

I mean, actually, I as as cracked as I get. Like, I have great memory and great control of myself. Like, I don't get sloppy drunk.

[Halle]

Drunk. Yeah. I don't.

[Sammy]

You'll never.

[Halle]

Dad was saying I don't really get soppy drunk either, but.

[Sammy]

Well, you'll never notice when we're drunk,

[Halle]

but I think Sammy probably notices.

[Chad]

I can notice.

[Sammy]

You notice because you get chatty as that. Or me, I get chatty as.

[Halle]

I don't, like, ever. Like, I'm not, like, ever falling literally ever.

[Sammy]

What is it about? What is it about me? I don't, like, get folly, but I get, like, kind of low eyes.

[Chad]

Yeah. I think you get your demeanor and, like.

[Sammy]

Do I get, like, too, like, cocky?

[Chad]

Yeah, it's your demeanor. I mean, you asked. Yeah.

[Sammy]

No, no, no, no. I agree with you. I agree with you.

[Chad]

There's, like, an energy shift. Like, it's like if everyone drinks.

[Sammy]

But is it, like, one of those things or is. It's calm.

[Chad]

It's calm like drinking. She got really deep.

[Sammy]

No.

[Chad]

I mean, no, I don't think so.

[Halle]

All right, whatever. We're heads. And Bren. Sammy.

[Chad]

Yeah, exactly. That's the runaway conclusion.

[Sammy]

I mean, I'm still.

[Halle]

Who's my most likely to pick up

[Chad]

the restaurant bill out of. If we all four got dinner? All four got dinner.

[Halle]

Yeah.

[Sammy]

You three.

[Chad]

I would off one. You.

[Sammy]

I would offer it.

[Chad]

I would offer it.

[Sammy]

No, you would offer it.

[Halle]

I don't think we'd ever be in a situation where one of us is paying for.

[Chad]

I don't think we've ever done that.

[Sammy]

We actually.

[Chad]

I don't think we've ever done that.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Chad]

Which is crazy. In our lives.

[Sammy]

We should get a sibling. Yeah.

[Chad]

Br, if you're watching this, get your ass to New York and we'll see

[Sammy]

who gets the bill.

[Chad]

Yeah, we'll see who gets the bill.

[Sammy]

Yeah, we'll see you guys. Hey, who knows? I might have scilla when we get that dinner. And I'll be like, yo, my. Yeah.

[Chad]

Shaved his head for 15 bands. He's got dinner,

[Halle]

like, looking like Miss.

[Sammy]

Where's that at, cuz?

[Halle]

You know.

[Sammy]

You know who I'm talking to. Yeah, yeah.

[Chad]

Threatening him.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

Who's most likely to Irish exit?

[Sammy]

Me.

[Chad]

Come on.

[Sammy]

I literally just put no. Okay.

[Chad]

We had this fun, bro. Sorry. Go. Calm down. Count down, count down.

[Halle]

Three, two, one.

[Chad]

Me and Chad. Me and Chad. No, we do. Chad and I talked about this.

[Sammy]

Okay, guys, I'm out.

[Chad]

Yeah. Okay. Can't even get words out of it.

[Halle]

Can we do a montage of Chad just doing and saying random things?

[Chad]

Yeah.

[Halle]

For one full clip of him getting up. Getting up.

[Chad]

I don't reply for five hours.

[Sammy]

Yeah. Honestly.

[Halle]

Yeah. Him contradicting himself.

[Sammy]

Yeah.

[Halle]

I reply right away. Cuz I'm all.

[Chad]

We care, but we play games.

[Sammy]

We care, but we play games. Yeah, same thing you just said, right?

[Halle]

Okay, last one. Who's most likely to turn their location off randomly? 1, 2, 3.

[Sammy]

Me.

[Halle]

You don't share with me anymore.

[Sammy]

I don't share with you. Actually, I just.

[Chad]

We just started sharing our location.

[Sammy]

Like, I don't want people having my location. What if I want to go rogue?

[Halle]

I have Sammy's.

[Sammy]

You know, no one gives a about my safety. So, like, you can pause your location. Yeah, saying that.

[Chad]

I do every day.

[Sammy]

I know. Yeah, I do.

[Chad]

When I wake up. Every day I wake up.

[Sammy]

No, but like. Like family members is different, but friends. Like, I'm not checking my location.

[Chad]

No, I never checked that. Are you kidding me? I've never checked that.

[Halle]

Do you want to see how many people I share my location with?

[Chad]

Unless it's to see when mom.

[Sammy]

I mean, girls do it. Just because it's kind of like a safety thing, I guess. But I don't need safety. I just need love for my mommy.

[Chad]

You could also probably do a mom montage for Chad. Odp. You don't even talk to these people.

[Halle]

Like, what?

[Sammy]

She's in Texas. Like, you don't need to see that, dude.

[Chad]

You share your location with all.

[Sammy]

Yeah, bro.

[Halle]

Like steiny. Why does steiny at my location, Bro,

[Sammy]

Why is my name Chad?

[Halle]

It's really.

[Sammy]

It's been like my contact name in her phone is Chad.

[Halle]

It's been like that since literally middle school. Okay, Chad. You know, they used to call me Holly out there in the group chat.

[Chad]

Really?

[Halle]

What was that group chat app called when we were in high school and middle school?

[Sammy]

Gosh.

[Halle]

Whoa.

[Chad]

Was it oovoo?

[Halle]

No, it was like group me. Group me.

[Chad]

Oh, group me was like a thing.

[Sammy]

Ask fm. Oh, man.

[Halle]

No, it's something different. All right, guys, let's wrap this up.

[Chad]

Let's wrap it up.

[Halle]

All right.

[Sammy]

I want to stay, but I guess they're wrapping it up.

[Halle]

Do you want to give some final thoughts?

[Sammy]

Yeah. Take care of yourself and go get some money.

[Halle]

All right, Sammy.

[Chad]

Yeah. Like I said earlier, being kind is free, and it's worth a lot more than any amount of money.

[Sammy]

Yes, sir, brother.

[Chad]

Keep being kind. Keep being kind.

[Halle]

So kindness. And go get some money.

[Chad]

Yeah, do both of those things.

[Halle]

Do both those things. Give you the perfect person.

[Sammy]

And watch the extra dirty podcast.

[Halle]

Exactly. All right, guys. Love you all. As always, you can watch on YouTube. Yeah, you guys are leaving. As always, you can watch on YouTube.

[Sammy]

Subscribe. What up? Chat.

[Chad]

Yeah. Six, seven. Six.

[Sammy]

Seven, six, seven.

[Halle]

All right, we're done. We're done. All right.

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