Chad Batchelder is The Truth

Summary

Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder – Episode Summary Episode: "Chad Batchelder is The Truth" | Date: June 11, 2026

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Overview

This lively episode of Extra Dirty brings Hallie Batchelder together with her brother Chad Batchelder for a raw, unfiltered conversation where nothing is too sacred and everything is up for laughs. The pair dig into life updates, influencer culture, skincare, relationships, career hustles, single life, New York vs. Boston, navigating fame, Cameo side hustles, and much more. The "motion" (i.e., progress, confidence, and chaos) is maximized, the banter is relentless, and the sibling dynamic adds layers of both depth and comedy.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

“Motion Maxing,” Social Media, and Personal Growth

• Defining "Motion"

  • Chad describes his current state as a “generational run”—lots of growth, confidence, and opportunity. (01:11)
  • The recurring inside joke is about “motion maxing” (doing the most) versus “motion mediuming.”
  • Quote:
    • Chad: “I’d be motion maxing here [NYC], but in Boston I’m like motion mediuming.” (01:15)

• Personal Growth via Posting

  • Chad opens up about initially having fears around posting on social media, but has embraced it and attributes Hallie and their core friend group for pushing him. (05:07)
  • Quote:
    • Chad: “I used to just have like fears about it… now I’m just like, who gives a… I want to like, post that I laugh at.” (05:08)
  • Posting now brings dopamine, money, and a sense of personal freedom.

• Authenticity vs. Perfection Online

  • Both discuss the transition from the "clean girl aesthetic" era of social media, where feeds were highly curated, to now, where vulnerability, chaos, and humor are valued. (06:46)
  • Quote:
    • Hallie: “When I started posting… it was almost like a mood board… Now, you want to highlight the good, but also insecurities and hangovers and that day-to-day stuff.” (07:01)
    • Chad: “You want to highlight the stuff people feel but won’t talk about.” (07:47)

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Skincare, Peptides, and Being All-Natural

• Chad shares he's been using peptides (especially GHK-Cu) and has a detailed skincare routine, listing products and steps. (03:47)

  • Routine: Cebu gel wash → Biologique Recherche P50 → toner/serum → lightweight Cerave.
  • Prefers natural approaches—no Botox yet:
    • Chad: “I like to be as natural as possible … one day I’ll probably [try Botox] … I have like eye wrinkles.” (04:26)

• Both agree that natural imperfections (like wrinkles) add character but also joke about skincare obsessions.

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Single Life, Relationships, and Self-Focus

• Chad reflects on being single for six months, calling it “awesome” and necessary for finding himself again and improving his career, health, and overall happiness. (10:35)
  • He’s lost 30 pounds, has no animosity towards his ex, and is embracing selfishness in his 20s as a time to focus on self-betterment.
    • Quote:
      • Chad: “Doing the best for me is what matters…” (10:51)
      • Hallie: “This is the only time, your 20s, where you can be selfish… be the best version of yourself.” (11:40)
  • The conversation tackles societal judgments on being single, and pressures to couple up or settle down.
    • “Everyone has their own path, their own pace in life.” – Chad (12:17)

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Podcasting Ambitions & Influencer/Pop Culture Talk

• Chad wants to start a podcast with a freeform, comedic vibe and guest list ranging from friends to celebrities like Drake or Lil Yachty. (08:59 – 10:07)

  • Hallie endorses the idea, saying he should join their “Unwell” umbrella.
  • They mention the value of just “yip yapping” and aiming for genuine laughter.

• Pop Culture Hot Takes

  • Clavicular’s nose job: Chad is nonchalant, respects anyone’s right to do what makes them happy, and applauds unapologetic authenticity.
    • “You can’t really cancel someone like that because he doesn’t give a f—.” – Chad (20:13)
  • On apology videos: They’re “whack;” real apologies happen face-to-face, not online. (21:06)
    • “If you really cared about apologizing, you’d pull up on them and apologize face to face.” – Chad (21:06)

• Influencer Event Culture

  • Discuss recent events with Garage and Darte—Chad highlights good energy, open bars, and his penchant for making even bland situations fun.
  • Both mock influencer entitlement and value sincerity over clout. (23:19)
    • Chad: “Who gives a f— how many followers you have?” (23:28)

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New York vs. Boston, Travel, and Life on the Go

• The siblings riff on differences between NYC (“so gross… smells like piss and sh*t”) and Boston, but agree NYC is better for “motion.” (18:38)
• They talk about hangovers, travel horror stories (Chad’s ordeal with cars and hotels in NYC), and embracing the chaos of city life. (43:32–45:28)
  • “I was crying in tears… I’m never coming back to New York City ever again. Two weeks later, I’m back and it’s up.” – Chad (45:12)

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Fame, Cameo Hustle, and Online Persona

• Chad has grown a side hustle on Cameo, doing personalized videos, which elevated his financial and personal confidence. (45:42–50:06)
  • He pumps out videos (“If I need to pay for the tab, I do Cameo…”) and improvises material; some go viral.
    • “I’m a kid. Like, I might as well be in your stomach right now. Go wake up!” – Chad (46:45)
  • Cameo lets him monetize his wit, and he shares tips and payment structures.
    • “Started at $30 video… up to $90… If I need to pay for a hotel, be right back, Cameo.” – Chad (48:11)
  • He’s among the top 25% on the platform, even ahead of some celebrities.

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Rapid-Fire Q&A: The “Chad Opinion” Segment (28:23–51:16)

Standout Moments, Quotes, and Insights:

• Never-Told-You Confessions:

  • Chad admits to stealing money from Hallie’s piggy bank as a kid for weed (28:47).
    • “I found a way though. Unscrewed the bottom, took like OD bread… always would do and be like, like Santa’s not gonna—” (29:07)

• Astrology & Horoscopes:

  • Chad: “I think it’s whack… but being a Libra is definitely a part of my personality.” (29:59)
  • Both agree personality traits matter more than star sign alignments.

• Biggest Personal Change:

  • “My opinion on myself… my confidence has boosted… Insecurities used to be a huge thing… but doing the right things helps.” (32:06)

• Misunderstood Personality:

  • “People think I’m not serious… just because you see funny stuff online doesn’t mean I don’t have real feelings.” (33:05)

• Cheating:

  • “I don’t [believe] once a cheater always a cheater… I’d much rather be on the get cheated on side than the cheat side.” (35:14)

• Plastic Surgery:

  • Chad supports doing what makes you feel good, but prefers natural beauty and has “respect for someone who’s all natural.” (36:35)

• Spending Habits:

  • “Clothes and dinners. I’m a big, like, covering my boys… I give more than I take.” (38:04)

• What Women Do That Doesn’t Work:

  • “Doing too much… trying to be too funny… girls DMing me first gives me the ick a little bit, unless you got the blue check.” (39:10)

• Road Rage, Hangovers, and Brotherly Dynamics:

  • Chad claims the most road rage in the family, loves “laying on the horn”. (42:04)
  • Talks about hangover horror stories and sleeping in weird NYC spots. (44:23)

• Coping with Stress:

  • Showers and working out are his go-tos for stress relief. (34:50)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Fame and Charisma:

  • Hallie: “Chad has this charisma… he walks into a room… like a moth to a flame. I think you could make anyone laugh—even a dead body.” (16:42)

• On Authenticity:

  • Chad: “I’m the truth. To be honest. I believe you. Like, I have a gift… And I don’t try at it… I can’t recreate it, just flow it out of my mouth.” (16:42)

• On Online Entitlement:

  • Chad: “Who gives a f— how many followers you have?… some sense of entitlement is just weirdo behavior.” (23:28)

• On Influencer Events:

  • “If you have an open bar, I’m there. That’s what makes everything, like, so fun.” (22:42)

• On Career Ambition:

  • Chad: “I won’t accept a life otherwise… The bar was set so high for us that you need to exceed it.” (33:44)

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Important Timestamps

• [01:11] – Chad defines “motion” and his “generational run”
• [03:47] – Chad discusses peptides & skincare routine
• [05:07] – Chad’s journey with posting on social media
• [07:01] – Hallie on the transition from “clean girl aesthetic” to authenticity
• [10:35] – On single life and self-focus
• [18:38] – New York vs. Boston debate
• [23:19] – On influencer event culture and entitlement
• [28:47] – Rapid-fire Q&A: childhood confessions, astrology, self-image
• [32:06] – Chad’s personal growth & confidence
• [35:14] – Deep dive: cheating and loyalty
• [45:42] – The Cameo hustle: why and how Chad does it
• [48:11] – How Cameo transformed Chad’s finances and confidence
• [51:16] – Final thoughts: passive income, podcast dreams, looking forward

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Overall Tone & Style

The tone is playful, intimate, and brazenly honest—much like a boozy late-night sibling hangout that’s been mic’d up. Hallie and Chad’s chemistry is obvious: they tease each other relentlessly but encourage one another’s ambitions and vulnerabilities. The lingo is Gen Z/Millennial–heavy (maxing, jester, motion, bender, the ick), and the episode strikes a fun balance between unserious pop culture commentary and genuine life lessons about confidence, self-worth, and authenticity.

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TL;DR

Hallie and Chad Batchelder spill all—career pivots, social media “motion,” skincare secrets (peptides!), the perks and weirdness of influencer life, their dating philosophies, Cameo hustles, and why being their bold, chaotic, honest selves is the key to everything. If you want candid sibling wisdom, influencer gossip, and laughs, this episode brings the heat.

Transcript

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[Chad Bachelder]

Boston doesn't smell like that. Boston's so.

[Interviewer]

I know, but there's motion here.

[Chad Bachelder]

I know, but like, I created dumb motion in Boston. Just if I was here, I'd probably have a lot of motion.

[Interviewer]

Do we sound like idiots? We sound like we said motion 19 times.

[Chad Bachelder]

No, no, I'd be motion maxing here. But I feel like in Boston I'm like motion mediuming.

[Interviewer]

Let's get extra dirty. Foreign. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. I have a very exciting guest on today. It is the Chad Bachelder. The one and only Chad Bachelder.

[Chad Bachelder]

I like that. The one and only.

[Interviewer]

You're on a generational run right now.

[Chad Bachelder]

That's new. Yeah, no, things have been. Things have been pushing.

[Interviewer]

It's called motion.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. And I was like, lots of motion.

[Interviewer]

I was talking to my producer today, Marshall, the one and only Marshall, and I was like, what are the things that, like, Chad is gonna want to talk about today? And I was like, motion. His generational run and his good skin.

[Chad Bachelder]

Oh, I like that. I do have good skin now. It's been glowing lately. Yeah, you know what? I. You know what? I think people should hop on. Not to, like, promote any, like, brands here, but Peptides I think are.

[Interviewer]

Dude, I don't think that's a brand.

[Chad Bachelder]

It's not a brand, but like, I'm not gonna say the brand I get it from, you know, But Peptides, ghkc, you being one of them. Hair, skin, nails. You've tried it, right?

[Interviewer]

Yeah, I mean, I've definitely.

[Chad Bachelder]

You're glowing.

[Interviewer]

I have, but I also just like did put a bunch of Medicube on my face. Shout out to Cube. It's Korean skincare.

[Chad Bachelder]

Okay.

[Interviewer]

Fucking.

[Chad Bachelder]

So you're promoting.

[Interviewer]

But I'm promoting Medicube and I'm not promoting peptides. I don't think I've told the Internet that I've been on them. But would you do the injectables or

[Chad Bachelder]

do you do like the topical injectables? Because it's better for you. The topical, I've heard, like makes you grow a tail. Like not grow a tail, but like, just like a little, little whiskers or something really. No, no, no. But if you inject it, it's. What do they call it? Subscantious, like below the rose.

[Interviewer]

The scientist. Generational run. Generation motion. Good skin scientist.

[Chad Bachelder]

No, but I inject it because I think it's like healthier for you and it's not like as sketchy, but.

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

When I first did it, it's obviously weird, like poking yourself. But I never really. I really gave.

[Interviewer]

Someone told me about peptides like not too long ago and they were like, everyone in Hollywood's doing it. And I was like, low key. Why aren't we doing it?

[Chad Bachelder]

I mean, I did, I did my research.

[Interviewer]

Do you think you notice a difference?

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, 100. I think the GHKCU is probably the biggest one that cleared your skin. It did. Well, I have a great skincare routine. I'll fucking shout them like.

[Interviewer]

Yeah, do it right now.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. Biologique Resource. I do the P50 environ. I do the Cebu gel wash to start, then the P50 and then maybe some toner or some serum. And then I lock it in with the survey. Like.

[Interviewer]

Survey? Yeah, survey locks it in.

[Chad Bachelder]

I lock it in with the lightweight survey and I think that's just like my go to.

[Interviewer]

I think Heavyweight Survey is honestly the best lotion and skin care product to use in the summertime. Especially when you're like getting some sun.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. I just like feel like I. I sweat a lot. So if I had heavy moisturizer on my skin.

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

Then I would just be like.

[Interviewer]

Would you ever get Botox?

[Chad Bachelder]

No, I like to be like as natural as possible. Like one day. One day I'll probably. Because I have like eye wrinkles.

[Interviewer]

You do?

[Chad Bachelder]

Okay. All right, now I'm gonna get it.

[Interviewer]

I have eye wrinkles too.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. But I feel like that's just like, comes with, you know, age and just like drinking every day.

[Interviewer]

Bender.

[Chad Bachelder]

Benders.

[Interviewer]

Stress.

[Chad Bachelder]

I've been on the craziest bender.

[Interviewer]

Tell me about it, bro.

[Chad Bachelder]

It's just been like, crazy, like, non stop, like now that the motions, like, motioning.

[Interviewer]

But I feel like you're like, so happy and on top of the world right now.

[Chad Bachelder]

I am. You're taking over the Internet and I appreciate that. I am happy. I. I love posting now. Like, I used to just have, like, fears about it.

[Interviewer]

It's like a hit of dopamine.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. Yeah. And now I'm just like, who gives a. Like, I want to like, post that I laugh at, you know? I mean.

[Interviewer]

No, like you come up with. And I'm like, how did he think of that? That's so funny. And not a lot of people have that talent. I always told you, I encourage you to post. I'm like, you have this natural talent that not everyone has. Like, I'm so jealous that you even have it. And I'm the one posting, and Sammy's posting, and you're the one out of all of us that aren't posting. Like, it was crazy to me.

[Chad Bachelder]

Wrap my mind around it. And I, I give you credit for like, peer pressuring me into posting.

[Interviewer]

Bullied him.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. Because, like, it's. It's worked out. I'm having fun with it and there's money there. There's money. And like, I didn't have money for a bit and it sucked. Like, I was so upset and just like finally having money and like, not having to, you know, getting money to be yourself. Yeah.

[Interviewer]

Is such a freeing and empowering feeling.

[Chad Bachelder]

And people, like, are starting to come up to me and, like, take pictures with me and are just super cool. And my favorite thing is being able to, like, show that, like, show the side of me that's not on social media.

[Interviewer]

What is that side of thing?

[Chad Bachelder]

Just, like, we're nice people. Like, we. Yeah, like, we post what, we're not entitled.

[Interviewer]

No, I mean, like, that will sound crazy. We.

[Chad Bachelder]

We buy into the whole, like, entitlement thing. I buy into the jester bit. You know what I mean? But like, I get serious and I feel like, don't get the jester twisted, guys.

[Interviewer]

No, I think there should be a balance in life. Jester in depth.

[Chad Bachelder]

But what people want to see is what I'm gonna post. And like, also what I want to see. Like, I want to post funny. That makes me feel like a kid, you know what I mean? And I still am a kid, so might as well take advantage of that.

[Interviewer]

Like, when I started posting, there was this whole wave of, like, the clean girl aesthetic. And there was thirst traps and just like being like this, like it was almost like a mood board. Pinterest board of what? Like the most fantasized life and perfect life was on the Internet.

[Chad Bachelder]

Like Kim K. Everyone wanted the bbl.

[Interviewer]

Well, no, I kind of like think about like OG influencers. Like OG girl influencers.

[Chad Bachelder]

Who are those?

[Interviewer]

Like clean girl aesthetic. I used to think of like Paige, the great example. Like her whole feed is curated and gorgeous. Like she's very clean girl aesthetic.

[Chad Bachelder]

She's just like a great businesswoman too.

[Interviewer]

She's really.

[Chad Bachelder]

Me and her are gonna do some work together.

[Interviewer]

Is it on the DL?

[Chad Bachelder]

It's on the DL, but it's gonna be sick.

[Interviewer]

But I was saying like when I started posting, I was like, there's no one posting about like being hungover and like talking about like vulnerable and kind of like just being like, you know, you want to highlight the good.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Interviewer]

100 and like the nice life you have. But also you want to highlight like your, you know, insecurities and the hangovers and that like every day to day person goes through.

[Chad Bachelder]

Exactly. You want to highlight the stuff that people feel but won't talk about.

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

And so like having someone like you who like, I respect it so much that you just wake up and like just are on it like recording this. I'm like, like, I mean like I need a drink of water or something.

[Interviewer]

Like let's talk about the galley weekend.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, we need to touch on that. Because you killed it. Like you. Because you were. Because you were spamming posts. And that just goes to show that spamming, like well, obviously we have we emotion aura, but just spamming that like everyone's like keeping up with it, you know, it's like almost like a reality TV show within itself.

[Interviewer]

No. And I was behind the camera. I honestly wasn't in front of the camera a lot. You were in front of the camera a lot?

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, because it was, it was great for me. It was really great for me because I gained thousands and thousands of followers. People just like started to like see who I am. So like, I think that's like a good start to something that's gonna. Yeah, stay for sure.

[Interviewer]

What's your five year plan? I hate that question when people ask me that, by the way. But like, do you have anything like that you want to do that would be so sick to you in the next few years that you're like, I

[Chad Bachelder]

definitely want to start my own podcast. At first I was like skeptical because I didn't want to like copy you or do the same thing. But I'm like, why not? Like, we all do what we like. I think my. My most, like, my most comfortable state is when I'm just chilling, like, spewing with someone who I can connect with and just like, making my own thing, I think would be awesome. And I think it would pop off.

[Interviewer]

I mean, I don't think.

[Chad Bachelder]

I know you guys would love it.

[Interviewer]

No, it would be fucking hilarious. And I've been telling you to do that for a long time. Maybe it could be under the unwell umbrella.

[Chad Bachelder]

Maybe. Yeah. Well, we'll talk about it.

[Interviewer]

What would be the premise of it? Just, like, yip yapping.

[Chad Bachelder]

Or like, yip yapping. I want to get just, like, funny people. I want people, like, laughing the whole time.

[Interviewer]

Like, who would be your dream guest?

[Chad Bachelder]

Ooh, dream guests. Like, like, like, honestly, like Drake, bro. I think because he's. He live streams and he's so funny, like, beside. Beside from being a rapper. Yeah, he's so funny and like, just like someone like that who can, like, be. Be like a bunch of everything. You know what I mean?

[Interviewer]

Yeah, yeah. Like ol. Yachty.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. Just someone who's.

[Interviewer]

I've seen him on podcasts. Yeah, I think it's the same podcast I saw Drake on.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, yeah. Aloft. Yeah.

[Interviewer]

And they're just, like, so funny.

[Chad Bachelder]

So funny. Just like people you'd want to hang out with, you know?

[Interviewer]

Have you seen Kid Cudi's podcast?

[Chad Bachelder]

Kid Cudi's? No.

[Interviewer]

Yeah. His first guest was Kylie Jenner. Something. It was crazy motion.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. That's a lot of motion. They must be, like, good friends, obviously.

[Interviewer]

No.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Interviewer]

And I don't think Kylie Jenner just like a ton of podcasts, but what else have we been up to? You went on a date last night.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, I went on a date last night with this girl.

[Interviewer]

Tell me about the single life in general.

[Chad Bachelder]

Single life. I mean, what's it been? Six months and it's been like, awesome. I think for my personal career, it's been very, like, freeing just being able to focus on myself. I feel like I've, you know, all my energy back.

[Interviewer]

All your energy back.

[Chad Bachelder]

And just like, I'm also glad that there's no, like, hate towards her. No bad feelings. Like, obviously just wanting the best for her and, you know, doing the best for me is what matters. So.

[Interviewer]

Yeah, I think you both got to a point where you both needed to do what was the best for yourself. Different.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. And I'm happy to hear that she's doing well. But the single Life has just been, like, awesome. Like, not even just in, like, going out and meeting girls and stuff. Like, I haven't really been doing that, to be honest, but just, like, being able to, like, hunker down, focus on work, focus on my health. Like, I dropped 30 pounds this year, like, crazy. So just shit like that. It's like, I'm glad I made the mature decision, the life decision to, like.

[Interviewer]

Yeah. And I was trying to tell you this earlier, and I've been saying this for a long time because I'm your big sis, and I know I like to know things. I know I'm like, this is the only time. And for people listening, I will say this to all of you. This is the only time your twenties where you can be selfish. You don't have to think about anyone else besides you and being the best version of yourself.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Interviewer]

Because in a couple years, you're gonna have to think about your husband or your significant other or a baby's ass that you need to wipe or something else that's not focused around you to take the time and take all the time you need. Just be, like, the best version of yourself.

[Chad Bachelder]

I'm seeing that, like, a bunch of,

[Interviewer]

like, not doing that.

[Chad Bachelder]

My buddies are starting to get engaged and shit. I'm, like, engaged. Like, I can barely pay my own rent. So, like. What do you mean? Like, so. But everyone has their own path. Path. Their own. Their own pace in life. So I'm just going with what I

[Interviewer]

just wish that, like, you know, like, I feel like people judge us for, like, the single path at this age where, like, I don't judge people for, like, the relationship path.

[Chad Bachelder]

Can't judge someone for anything. Like, whatever makes someone happy is.

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

Is their thing. And you can sit on the sidelines,

[Interviewer]

but do you think that people, especially my age. Do you think that people look at someone my age that's single and honestly not really looking, being like, oh, I wonder what's wrong with her?

[Chad Bachelder]

No, not at all. I think you're 28.

[Interviewer]

Yeah. And I think if I could have a boyfriend tomorrow.

[Chad Bachelder]

I think you have a million boyfriends there. But, like, I think you're having so much fun with, like, what you do and having a boyfriend. Obviously, you can make it work. But I think. I don't know, like, I've always said this to you. I think guys might be even scared to, like, be in a relationship because you're. No. And I think it's like, like, girls. Girls probably feel the same way about me. Like, just because I'm So out there and like, you know, the Chad, Maxing, Shaz, like me with a bunch of girls around me and like, you know, I mean, so like, I mean, you do? Yeah. And it's, it's fun, it's whatever, but it's girls.

[Interviewer]

I'm gonna say a really nice thing about you.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. Oh, what's going on? Flip this

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If you're an avid online shopper, then you know there's something reassuring about seeing the purple shop pay button at checkout. And as business owners know, that Shopify shop pay button means a streamlined one click checkout, which means fewer abandoned carts, which equals happier customers and less stress all around. It's basically a science. Shop pay removes the friction. More completed orders, fewer drop offs. Shopify lets you move faster, reach more people and operate like a real business. From day one, I put so many of my friends onto Shopify for their small businesses and now they can't stop talking about how easy it makes everything. It fits perfectly into their hectic schedules. Build your store, own your audience and create something that lasts. Start [e-mail] extra dirty Shopify lets you move faster, reach more people, and operate like a Real business. From day one, Chad has this charisma to him, where he walks into a room in everyone. It's like he's like a. A moth to a flame. Whether it's people, like guys or girls, they just want to be around him, either cracking jokes with him or getting his attention. And I think you can make anyone in the room, even if it was like, a dead body, I think you could make them laugh.

[Chad Bachelder]

I. That. I appreciate that. But also, I agree. Like, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, like, I. I'm the truth. To be honest. You're. You're the Kim K. This whole. And you paved the way for us to all have platforms. But I. I believe you. Like, I'm the truth. Like, I have. I. I feel like I have a gift of something that I've always had, whether that's just, like, rhythm. You know what I mean? Like. Like, I just have this, like. And I don't try at it. I hate when people are like, yo, do that again, dude. Like, I can't recreate. I can't recreate. Just flow it out of my mouth. I didn't have to think about it. And so, like, that's what. I don't know. I'm trying to take advantage of that. Right.

[Interviewer]

You're just, like, a natural.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, I appreciate that.

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

But so are you. Like, me and you are very similar in that aspect.

[Interviewer]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. That's why we've always been twins. Yes. So this is what happened today. I had a flight to Nashville. I just woke up so hungover, and I was like, nashville sounds like the last place I want to be right now. And I could barely get out of bed.

[Interviewer]

It's a lot.

[Chad Bachelder]

It's like, just a lot of honky tonk. You know what I mean?

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[Interviewer]

Every bar is, like, nine stories tall.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, bro. And I'm cool with it. But, like, if I felt better and, like, didn't have an 8am flight, had to be up at 6, I'd be like, cool. But I went to bed at, like, four. Four?

[Interviewer]

You went to it at four?

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, I was listening to, like, Dido, like, Leon Bridges. And also I stayed at the Soho grand, which is, like, the nicest hotel I've been many hotels. But Soho grand, the room was like. Like, I was like, can I get this as an apartment?

[Interviewer]

No. Yeah. I lived there for a month when I first moved to New York.

[Chad Bachelder]

That's awesome.

[Interviewer]

When me and Marco were trying to, like, find apartments.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. What do you think? Like, people always ask Me? Should I move to New York?

[Interviewer]

I mean, I think once you get a little bit more emotion.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Interviewer]

In your. Over the summer, I think that will happen. I think you're going to want to be here. I think a lot of events are going to take.

[Chad Bachelder]

I do want to be here, but it's so fudgeing gross. And it smells like piss and shit and like, like, you know what I mean? And like Boston doesn't smell like that. Boston, so.

[Interviewer]

I know, but there's motion here.

[Chad Bachelder]

I know, but like I created dumb motion in Boston. Just. And if I was here, I'd probably have a lot of motion. Yeah. Yeah.

[Interviewer]

Do we sound like idiots? We sound like we said Motion 19.

[Chad Bachelder]

No, no, I'd be motion maxing here, but I feel like in Boston, like motion mediuming, you know.

[Interviewer]

No, I think you'd be motion maxing here for sure. But I think being a jester with motion in New York City is better being than a jester mocking motion maxing person in Boston.

[Chad Bachelder]

I feel that we cheers Max on that.

[Interviewer]

Yo, what are we pregaming today? Six, seven. What are we pregaming tonight?

[Chad Bachelder]

I don't know. What are. What are we doing? I'm just here for an accidental other day, so I'm so glad I am because I can hop on this.

[Interviewer]

We're going Kiss Ivy, which is a sick members club.

[Chad Bachelder]

Okay.

[Interviewer]

And they were generous enough to be like, do you want to get dinner here? Someone that I know at Shamer go. And I'm excited to try it out. It's mostly insane.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Interviewer]

It's like the most exclusive members club in New York City.

[Chad Bachelder]

I'm with it. I have no plans.

[Interviewer]

You have to come though. All right, let's do a little segment. Pop culture topics. I'm going to ask you some things and I want your takes on them. I don't even know if you're going to know a few of these.

[Chad Bachelder]

I might.

[Interviewer]

What do you think about Clavicular getting a nose job?

[Chad Bachelder]

Getting a nose job?

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

I mean, he's a looks max or like that's. That's his job is to look smack.

[Interviewer]

So I guess it's kind of on brand.

[Chad Bachelder]

It's on brand. Like he. He can. You know what I respect? Like, obviously Clavicular has his. Has his non cool things, but I respect the fact that he just is himself. I think just the fact that he can just go and spew and like say it with his chest. And like, people are like, damn. Like, yeah, you can't really cancel someone like that because he doesn't give a fuck.

[Interviewer]

You know, he literally doesn't give a fuck.

[Chad Bachelder]

And so, like, you have to respect something about that in my case. But I don't know, I think him getting a nose job. If you want to get a nose job, go get a nose job. I'm not gonna get one.

[Interviewer]

I don't know if I could ever give. Not a. To that level, but I really don't give a.

[Chad Bachelder]

No. Like, why would, like. I only give a. About, like, what I think.

[Interviewer]

Like, what do you think about apology videos when people are like, apologizing the Internet? Because, like, have you ever seen those where, like, James Charles is like.

[Chad Bachelder]

I think it's whack. And I think it's all for just like, likes and comments and whatnot and. But like, I think if you really cared about apologizing someone, you fucking pull up on them face to face and you apologize and you hash it.

[Interviewer]

Do you think instead of Paul James apologizing to the Internet, you should apologize face?

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, I mean, I'll never. I'll never like, change for the Internet stuff, you know, Like, I'll do. I'll do me and I'll. It'll be good. But like, when it comes to authenticity, like, you gotta, like. Like, I'm not posting about anyone else online. I'm posting about me only.

[Interviewer]

Yeah. You know, but I feel like that's what makes someone successful in the space is like, if you're.

[Chad Bachelder]

I guess it's like a collab. It's almost like a collab. I guess.

[Interviewer]

Like what. When you do an apology.

[Chad Bachelder]

If you do an apology about someone else, it's like, because maybe. Yeah, maybe they'll fire back and.

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

I had so much fun at the Garage event yesterday.

[Interviewer]

Yeah, let's talk about garage.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. Shout out to Garage. They really put on a fun event. Yeah, I love the outfits too. We're all matching. It was just a vibe.

[Interviewer]

They put on really good events.

[Chad Bachelder]

They do.

[Interviewer]

I've been to a bunch of Influencer events.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Interviewer]

They just get it. I don't know if it's something in the Montreal water or something up there in Canada.

[Chad Bachelder]

Is that where it is?

[Interviewer]

The headquarters are. Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

Okay.

[Interviewer]

And I love the team.

[Chad Bachelder]

The people were so cool.

[Interviewer]

So cool, so nice.

[Chad Bachelder]

No, definitely.

[Interviewer]

And it's gonna be a garage summer.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. No. Shout Out Garage. That was sick.

[Interviewer]

No, we played like a bunch of different games and like, influencer events can be so insufferable.

[Chad Bachelder]

Can I tell you about influencer events that I've only been to a couple.

[Interviewer]

Yeah, you Go.

[Chad Bachelder]

If you have an open bar, I'm there. Like that. Like, that's what makes everything, like, so fun. Not.

[Interviewer]

Turn up the music.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, yeah. Like, the music was low. I went up to the speaker, like, had that knock, and everyone was happy. Like.

[Interviewer]

No, we were happy maxing.

[Chad Bachelder]

You need people like us at influencer events.

[Interviewer]

No, we, like, made everyone feel welcome. Happy, giggly.

[Chad Bachelder]

My favorite thing is, like, yo, what's up, Chad? Like, what's your name? You know what I mean? Like, some people aren't like that. Like, because they have, like, what? Hundred thousand followers? 500, 000 followers.

[Interviewer]

There's a sense of entitlement, I think, that people feel when they have.

[Chad Bachelder]

I feel that from some of you, too. Oh, and it's weird. Yeah, I'm looking in the camera.

[Interviewer]

It's weird looking at all the camera.

[Chad Bachelder]

But now it's his weirdo behavior. Like, who gives a fuck how many followers you have?

[Interviewer]

No, like, literally, I've been saying that for years.

[Chad Bachelder]

Gives a fuck. Like, but I'll be getting defensive. Like, I'm thinking of something specific.

[Interviewer]

What do you think of?

[Chad Bachelder]

I'm not thinking of anything. I'm just like. I was talking about it with someone

[Interviewer]

the other day, speaking about influencer events. You just hosted one. Yeah, let's talk about that. Yeah, fucking Bobby Blandino there, bro. He's a jester. I love him.

[Chad Bachelder]

No, Bobby is one of my favorite people I've ever met, ever. Like, that kid is just happy on life. He's happy on life and he just, like, everything we say, we just bounce. We're just bouncing. Like, me, him and Sam in the same room was so fun. We threw that Darte brunch event, which was.

[Interviewer]

Where's that it?

[Chad Bachelder]

Well, Darte is like the. The. I don't know what you want to call it. Like, the brand that's hosting us, you know?

[Interviewer]

What is Darte as a brand?

[Chad Bachelder]

It's like a. Like, they want to bring, like, influencers and creators. Yeah, it's like hospitality. And they want to, like, just promote their fucking brunch spot.

[Interviewer]

So where do they. Where was the brunch spot?

[Chad Bachelder]

It was so jester. It was at a king's bowling alley.

[Interviewer]

But that's, like, perfect.

[Chad Bachelder]

It's perfect. Yeah. And like, you just. If you're with the right people, like, we'll make it fun. And, like, Maybe there are 20 people in there. And we made it so fun. Made it. The clips looked fun just because we were having a blast, so. But yeah, that kid Bobby is. I think he's one of one man in his own. In his own.

[Interviewer]

He's always just smiling, giggling. His shoulders and like a circle.

[Chad Bachelder]

He's just swaggy.

[Interviewer]

You guys kind of feed off each other's like mannerisms.

[Chad Bachelder]

100 it's. And it's like the reason I appreciate people like that is because Boston, I just. You don't get that like you, you start recording yourself, like doing a tick tock in the middle of the street. In Boston, people. People will literally stop and be like, yo, are you on drugs?

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

You know, I mean, yeah, in New York, I don't care. Everyone's in their own world.

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

But yeah, you just got to appreciate like people who can dress well just not care what other people think.

[Interviewer]

Like, is he dressed well?

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, he, he's. He's got the la la swag.

[Interviewer]

The kind of like the.

[Chad Bachelder]

Just like the kind of like the Elwood kind of. Yeah, Elwood. But like he wears like the. He's just swaggy.

[Interviewer]

No, he's got drip.

[Chad Bachelder]

He's got drip.

[Interviewer]

He's got.

[Chad Bachelder]

But like the personality. Definitely, definitely boost it. So shout out Bobby. That's all I'll say. Yeah, brother.

[Interviewer]

I heard you guys were making out with everyone there.

[Chad Bachelder]

We were doing what we. We were doing what we got paid to do.

[Interviewer]

I'm dying that you got paid to do this and you just showed up and started making out with all your fans. I mean, like, yeah, like, were you actually making out?

[Chad Bachelder]

We were making out, but like, we were definitely like playing tonsil hockey. We weren't even looking. We were just having fun. Girls were flirty, we were flirty. Like, that's our charisma, you know? So we were just playing into it, trying to make it as fun as possible.

[Interviewer]

So is it just you three?

[Chad Bachelder]

You, me, Sam, Bobby in this kid Gibby, who's also pretty funny.

[Interviewer]

You were on this podcast?

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, I was on his podcast. It was a great time. Yeah, I love that kid.

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[Interviewer]

All right, let's do a segment questions for Chad. I'm going to. It's a lot of questions to ask. Green and just like kind of like the females listening to this podcast, it's female heavy. They want to know, shout out to the females the male's opinion, but like not only the male opinion. I feel like people want to know the chat opinion.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, yeah, don't hold back. No, I'm well versed. I'm well versed.

[Interviewer]

Okay. I asked Raiden the same question. What is something you've never told me that you can tell me now?

[Chad Bachelder]

Like I've stolen some money from you when we were kids. Like od, Brad.

[Interviewer]

I like knew. I counted every penny.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, I know. I'll get you back.

[Interviewer]

Yeah, when in college?

[Chad Bachelder]

No, this was when I was like a kid kid. And I'm much like from my piggy bank.

[Interviewer]

Yeah, bro, you stole from miss Piggy.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yes, dog. I was ready to crack that open. I found a way though. Unscrewed the bottom, took like OD bread. And then like I think it was for like weed. So I went like. I just was like an asshole. But I was like, I always would do and be like, like Santa's not gonna with this. You know what I mean?

[Interviewer]

You thought karma would get you.

[Chad Bachelder]

I knew karma was a bitch then. Yeah, via Santa or via just like God, like making it.

[Interviewer]

Dude, I thought I was the whole time that I was just really bad at saving up.

[Chad Bachelder]

Nah, no, not a lot. Just like a. Like I'll just like 20 here for like a little one gram a weed or something.

[Interviewer]

All right, well, we'll talk about that later, bro.

[Chad Bachelder]

We were like, 12.

[Interviewer]

I was 20. What do you think about astrology? Do you ever.

[Chad Bachelder]

I think it's whack. I mean, like, in terms of, like. Well, there's astrology where, like.

[Interviewer]

Do you think about your horoscope?

[Chad Bachelder]

No.

[Interviewer]

Do you ever have a girl ask you, like. Yeah, about your horoscope?

[Chad Bachelder]

Oh, was. I was.

[Interviewer]

You're a Libra man.

[Chad Bachelder]

I was chatting with someone last night who's awesome, but she's just, like, talking about the horoscope, and I. I'm thinking in my head, I'm like. She's like, oh. Like, damn. Our signs are 50, 50. And I know she doesn't give a. But I'm like, yo, 50, 50. Like. Like, I want to make it a hundred. 100. Like, what's that? 50, 50.

[Interviewer]

No, I think she was being really science. Like, it's really.

[Chad Bachelder]

I know, but then I'm like, like, what?

[Interviewer]

That you won't be like, Venus is in, like, the ninth house, and that means that it's gonna be a really bad day.

[Chad Bachelder]

Like, if you want to be compatible with someone, like, we'll make it happen.

[Interviewer]

Okay.

[Chad Bachelder]

Or do you. What's your take on that?

[Interviewer]

I mean, I do think there's some, like, personality traits that I, like, see in my, like, star sign, but I don't really necessarily believe in, like, everyday.

[Chad Bachelder]

Okay, well, let me. Let me. Let me take that back. Being a Libra, I think, is, like, definitely a part of my personality. Yeah, but I don't. I don't agree. I don't agree with, like, oh, you shouldn't date this person because they're Aries and compatible. Yeah, yeah. Aries and Libras don't, like, who cares?

[Interviewer]

I really don't believe. Not either.

[Chad Bachelder]

When Mercury's in retrograde. Like, who cares?

[Interviewer]

I mean, I blame.

[Chad Bachelder]

I blame. I blame. Yeah, but like, Mom, Mercury. What does retrograde even mean?

[Interviewer]

It's like renegade.

[Chad Bachelder]

Oh, like. Oh, but like, retrograde.

[Interviewer]

I think retrograde means it's spinning the opposite way. I hate that. I know that.

[Chad Bachelder]

How does it do that? It just stops and starts.

[Interviewer]

Yeah, it stops and it's like, rewind.

[Chad Bachelder]

It's like. Like that.

[Interviewer]

It's mad jester. The planets are being jesters.

[Chad Bachelder]

We're Mercury right now.

[Interviewer]

Like, we have to dance like a Max again.

[Chad Bachelder]

I know. Fourth of July. Let's talk about that.

[Interviewer]

Yeah. After I ask you these questions.

[Chad Bachelder]

Okay. Okay. Sorry.

[Interviewer]

All right. What is a belief or opinion you held tightly five years ago that you've Completely flipped on now.

[Chad Bachelder]

I think it's my opinion on myself, honestly. I think my confidence has boosted a little bit, and I think, like, insecurities used to be a huge thing and, like, would come out in relationships, and I think I've, like, gained so much confidence in myself that I don't feel as much that, like, everyone's out to get me type of thing, that, like, someone's gonna take my vulnerability to their advantage. So I think.

[Interviewer]

What do you think was out to get you?

[Chad Bachelder]

Realistically, no one, but, like, when you're in a relationship, for me at least, like, being insecure, you're going to be worried at a lot of things that maybe you shouldn't be worried about. So I think that confidence, for me, like, just. Yeah, my opinion on myself has definitely changed a lot. I always knew I was, like, a solid kid, like, a good kid. But just, like, doing the right things, I think helps you in that aspect.

[Interviewer]

I like that answer.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Interviewer]

What do you think the most misunderstood part of your personality is?

[Chad Bachelder]

People think I'm not, like, serious. I think, like, because you under. You know, like, when I want to be serious, and I. I usually am serious most of the time. Like, I like to post funny stuff, but just because you see that online doesn't mean that.

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

You know, I don't have, like, real feelings. I don't know how to spill, you know, like.

[Interviewer]

Yeah, I think people don't understand. You have, like, a sensitivity.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, yeah, no, definitely sensitive. Just like a big heart, like.

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

So I try to play into that, like, you know, douchey, like. Yeah, but it works.

[Interviewer]

If you could get the truth to one question about your future, what would you ask?

[Chad Bachelder]

How much money I'm gonna make? Like, yeah, I want to be. And I know. I'm like, it's. It's all, like, knowing that you're gonna be it.

[Interviewer]

So pieces are falling into place.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, they're falling into place. And, like, I won't accept the life otherwise, you know? So I think. Yeah, well, I mean, the. I think the bar was set so high for us that you not only need to match that, but you need to exceed it. Like, and I think we're on that path, but 100. Yeah. I just would like to know that, you know, I'm ready to fucking start a family or something.

[Interviewer]

You want to have kids?

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, definitely.

[Interviewer]

How many?

[Chad Bachelder]

Four would be sick. I love how we grew up. Like, our dynamic was awesome. We're all so close. So, like, four would be sick. Two girls. Two. Two boys. Or even, like, Yeah, I don't know. I just don't like see anything otherwise because I don't know what it's like, but I don't know. Definitely want to have kids. Definitely want to like name my first kid after me.

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

Because my dad did that, so.

[Interviewer]

That's cute.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah.

[Interviewer]

When you're stressed, what is your default coping mechanism?

[Chad Bachelder]

I like to shower.

[Interviewer]

You like a bath too?

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. Yeah. I like to chill, like take a shower and just like rinse any like filth or anything. Like, because when you feel clean, you feel like it's a new day, you know. So I think that. And just working out, it's a good thing. Like clear head.

[Interviewer]

Yeah, working out. I've been trying to work out more.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. I've been slacking lately, but we'll get back to it.

[Interviewer]

Do you believe in once a cheater, always a cheater?

[Chad Bachelder]

I don't because I think, I mean I just to be completely blunt and transparent, like I've been on the cheat side and it was just like the worst thing I like not the worst thing I've ever been through but just like made me realize how fucking shitty of a person it makes you seem. And to be known as like an unloyal person is because I. I carry loyalty and like just like love for my, you know, the people around me so close. So like. Yeah, I guess like that is like I'd much rather be on the get cheated on side than the cheat side by a mile.

[Interviewer]

That makes sense.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. And it's something like after you make the mistake once, at least for me, I don't want to make it again.

[Interviewer]

Yeah. I mean, I haven't been in a relationship so long I can't even like wrap my mind around the idea of cheating. Cheating is like such like a reverse psychology.

[Chad Bachelder]

Just whack. Like we're either in this or we're not, you know?

[Interviewer]

Yeah. And it's like, why are we cheating? It's like.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. But I think there was like deeper issues for me when I did it and like had nothing to do with the girl. I think it just had like I said like was insecure and.

[Interviewer]

What do you think about plastic surgery slash cosmetic work?

[Chad Bachelder]

I think if it makes you feel good about yourself, go for it.

[Interviewer]

Nothing too crazy.

[Chad Bachelder]

Nothing too crazy. I like don't look like a balloon. But like also, I don't know. Personally, I'm an all natural guy. You know what I mean?

[Interviewer]

Didn't like you don't like with a BBL or anything like that.

[Chad Bachelder]

I mean I with it but like, nah, like, if you have like a. Like, I much rather just like a natural everything.

[Interviewer]

Or if they have like a natural flat ass.

[Chad Bachelder]

Nah, I'd rather bbl. Get the BBL if you flat. Nah. But like big lips.

[Interviewer]

Fake.

[Chad Bachelder]

Fake lips. Nah. I mean. Yeah. Nah, like, big puffy lips aren't really it. Yeah, tmi. But like, when you kiss someone, it's like you can feel the. The fakeness of their lift.

[Interviewer]

The filler.

[Chad Bachelder]

The filler. You can feel filler. And like, it just makes you think, like, damn, like, they had to buy that. Yeah, they had to buy that.

[Interviewer]

I mean, I had a ton of filler and I just like, you got

[Chad Bachelder]

it out and like, you look so much better just with more.

[Interviewer]

Refreshed.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, refreshed.

[Interviewer]

Like, I just took a shower.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. So you can always have respect for someone who's like, just all natural. But I do, like, understand that getting the fake tits. Like, if you want the fake tits, I'll buy them in a couple years.

[Interviewer]

What do you like spending your money on?

[Chad Bachelder]

Clothes and dinners. Clothes and dinners. I love, like, taking people out to dinner. I love also, like, I'm a big, like, covering my boys too. And just. Just out of, like, respect that, I'm like, maybe they'll do the same for me.

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

But it's all. It's not always reciprocated. But I'm always such a giver. Like, I give more than I take. So.

[Interviewer]

Yeah. Yeah, I feel that. What's something women do to try and look hot or impress you that actually doesn't work at all.

[Chad Bachelder]

I don't know. They try to come up, like, doing too much. Like, trying to be too funny. Like, I like a girl who I have to introduce myself to, you know?

[Interviewer]

So you don't like girls coming up to you?

[Chad Bachelder]

I mean, it depends what girl. Like, like, I love just like we're in a group and it's like. Then you introduce yourself and then you hit it off. Yeah, you hit it off. Like, I don't know, I feel like I can kind of get the feeling right away, but girls coming up to me. That or like DMing me just kind of like, throws me off. Gives me the ick a little bit. Yeah.

[Interviewer]

So you don't like girls DMming first?

[Chad Bachelder]

Girls DM me first. Like, if you got the blue check, I'll check it out. But like, other than that, it's like, come on. But like, it's just like, because some of them are crazy. Like, none of them are saying some slick shit. If you say Something like slick.

[Interviewer]

Like, who's the most famous person that's ever DM you?

[Chad Bachelder]

Maybe. Grading color? Yeah. Creating color. Are we talking about girls?

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

Oh, yeah. Not great in color then. I don't know.

[Interviewer]

You do know. What space is she in?

[Chad Bachelder]

I don't know. Usually it's like only fans girls with like a couple hundred. Like couple hundred maybe. But like, I wouldn't call them famous.

[Interviewer]

Do you think they attract only fans girls?

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, maybe. Like I'm kind of a gangster.

[Interviewer]

The motion.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, I'm a gangster.

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[Interviewer]

Who is the worst road rage in the family?

[Chad Bachelder]

Worst road rage? Probably me.

[Interviewer]

I have some rage too.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, but like, I just love laying on the horns. Like, get the fuck out of me. I don't know, but I just. There's just so many, like dumb drivers and I. I'm such a good driver. So if like you're not driving well, around me it's just like, I'll fucking stare you down and like make sure. I did this yesterday with like some old lady. I felt so bad because she was like kind of just drifting in my lane. So I'm like. And then I like drive by her and I'm like shaking my head and I just saw she was super old. I was like, ah, how old? 75. Oh, yeah, man, sorry.

[Interviewer]

If you had to swap lives for a week, what is the one part of the other person's daily routine that you would hate the most?

[Chad Bachelder]

Probably being dirty like me. Oh, oh, wait, wait. If you have to think about anyone

[Interviewer]

in the world, if we had to swap lives for a week, what is the one part of the other person's daily routine you would hate the most?

[Chad Bachelder]

I don't know. Just like talking to guys. Because I'm not gay.

[Interviewer]

Probably like mine would be like your hangovers. Yeah, those are pretty gnarly.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. Especially down here in New York. I actually bad, I didn't think I was ever going to come back to New York after last time I was here.

[Interviewer]

What happened last time you're here?

[Chad Bachelder]

I don't know. Just had like a little argument with my broski, who I love and then I dipped and just like couldn't get my car out of the garage so I couldn't go drive home. I drove up to New York and so I had to just like, I'm just like wheeling around my fat ass suitcase trying to find a spa, texting all my boys, text me. I don't know. I know that's such a good question.

[Interviewer]

Like I have a place here.

[Chad Bachelder]

You have a sick place?

[Interviewer]

Yeah, the pool and a spa.

[Chad Bachelder]

I don't know why that didn't cross my mind. I thought I was literally done, so. And I just didn't think of that. But that's my fault. But I'm like wheeling around my shit. I ended up just like going to a dive bar and it was just like jank as fuck. There were some characters and I just like was doing things that I was just like buying into like the shitty situation.

[Interviewer]

The hangover.

[Chad Bachelder]

Like you not even the hangover. So this is leading up to the hangover.

[Interviewer]

Okay.

[Chad Bachelder]

So this is just that night and I'm up till 4am just waiting for the garage to open on a Monday so I can whip out of there and get my car. So I was like, dude, this is so whack. Like I just want to be home in my bed. Like I'm geeking out right now. And then on the way home, I, like, was falling asleep behind the wheel, which is.

[Interviewer]

So you stayed up all night?

[Chad Bachelder]

Because I stayed up all night and, like, didn't have any. Literally didn't have any money. And so I couldn't. Could barely buy gas, and I didn't have any gas in my car. I had to stop one to grab an energy drink because I almost, like, fell asleep behind the wheel. Then I stopped again for gas, which barely got me home. So it was just like, ass. It was like. I was like.

[Interviewer]

It was like, the worst day ever.

[Chad Bachelder]

I was like, I am never coming. I was crying on the way home. Like, I was crying in tears. Like, in tears. Like, crashing out. But I was like, I'm never coming back to New York City ever again. Two weeks later, I'm back and it's up. I feel great.

[Interviewer]

You're having a better experience.

[Chad Bachelder]

I am. I am. I am. I. Well, because I have some money now and I can get a hotel. Like, and this was, like, two weeks ago. I had zeros across the board.

[Interviewer]

Well, now you're doing Cameo.

[Chad Bachelder]

Oh, yeah.

[Interviewer]

So put yourself on.

[Chad Bachelder]

Can I say something about Cameo? It's actually, like, changed.

[Interviewer]

Like, like your brain chemistry.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yes. And, like, Cameo's been great. Like, I wake up and I make these cameos, and first of all, like, appreciate everyone who's requesting a cameo for me, but I make these cameos, and I do it. One take. Just spew my. They give me the prompt on the screen, and I just, like, don't even look at it. I just send it and, like, it's like, the money's mine.

[Interviewer]

I saw the funniest one today because people are posting them now.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, well, so I'll wake up and Cameo will post on Tick Tock, like, a mixtape of me.

[Interviewer]

Just, like, they get millions of views, and.

[Chad Bachelder]

And I'm just dying laughing because I'm like, yo, I don't remember saying that at all.

[Interviewer]

Like, there was one where you were

[Chad Bachelder]

like, I'm, like, drunk in half of them.

[Interviewer]

There's one where you're like, you're having a baby. Like, I'm a kid. Like, I could be in your stomach.

[Chad Bachelder]

It could be in your. It's just like, flies.

[Interviewer]

Do we play like that mixtape?

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, they love that. They love that.

[Interviewer]

This is my favorite one.

[Chad Bachelder]

I'm a kid. Like, I might as well be, like, in your stomach right now. Go wake up. Oh, my gosh. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. I just drank too much last night. What are you guys looking at? Guys, hey, have a Nice day. I'm down the street if you guys ever need me. Yo, exam at Columbia business. I wouldn't even. If I were you, I wouldn't even go to the. Maybe if you're around, we get a drink, we cross paths. I might not ask you, and I

[Interviewer]

may not pay for it.

[Chad Bachelder]

I may ask you to split the bill. We can still make it happen. But, like, yeah, it's been fun just, like, seeing how much people have been fucking with it. And I had some. Someone come up to me, like, say, like, yo, you made Cameo cool again. I'm like, fuck, yeah, I know.

[Interviewer]

Like, should I do Cameo like you?

[Chad Bachelder]

I mean, you would. You're too big for it not to say that on, like, you know. I mean. Yeah, but, like, you would have way too much work to do in Cameo. But, like, there'd be thousands and thousands of dollars waiting for you. My rate. So I started at 30 bucks per video. After a week, I was up to 70, and now I'm at 90.

[Interviewer]

Like, you just pump them out.

[Chad Bachelder]

I just pump them out. Like, if I need. If I need to pay for the tab, I need to pay for, like, a hotel room at. So I was like, yo, guys, be right back. Cameo.

[Interviewer]

Cameo.

[Chad Bachelder]

Cameo. Yeah. I'm like, get the fake tits, shake some ass. And they love it.

[Interviewer]

Like, wait, like, what would you say? Should we do, like, a fake. Yeah, Cameo right now?

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, yeah.

[Interviewer]

Like, do one for Alex Cooper just got pregnant.

[Chad Bachelder]

Okay. Yo, A.C. you're pregnant? Damn, you probably look awesome. You're probably. You're probably killing the. Killing the process. Matt's probably just trying to fucking take advantage of these last couple months before he has to fucking change the diaper smell shit all the time, so. But congratulations, guys. I can't wait to see what the looks like. He's gonna be. He's gonna be good looking. Is it he or she? Do we know?

[Interviewer]

I think I know, but I can't.

[Chad Bachelder]

I don't. Okay, well, whatever the thing is, it's gonna be. It's gonna be bomb. Looking so good for you guys. Hope to see you soon too.

[Interviewer]

And can I have a podcast?

[Chad Bachelder]

And can I have a podcast? Like, that's how easy it is. Like, you, like, told me what to say, and it's just, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Send money's yours.

[Interviewer]

Has anyone asked you to say some crazy like, like, tell my ex boyfriend

[Chad Bachelder]

that he's a. Yeah. Yes. I get a lot of those. Like, tell my ex, like, that you're gonna like, yeah. And I'm like, yo, let's mask up. Beat the out of the kid like you want. You want me like this kid's nothing. Boom, boom, boom. Oh. So I really, I really hammer it. I want, I want to give the people what they want.

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

And I could do like 30 second videos, but every time I send a video, I want to make sure it's one minute long because they paid for it. And like, I want to give them my best work. And I do every time.

[Interviewer]

So how many do you do in a day?

[Chad Bachelder]

I could sit down and do 40.

[Interviewer]

Like in a mood.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, let's. Let's take a look at it.

[Interviewer]

We're doing right now.

[Chad Bachelder]

You want me to do one right now?

[Interviewer]

Yeah.

[Chad Bachelder]

Okay. I have 2%. I have 2%. I can't. But like, yo, actually, to the people that expired, it's because I'm on a bender and I like, do other too. So extend your time. I'll get back to you. People can request 24 hour, like, requests which are obviously, like, spikes the price up. And so, like, if you want it soon, I'll get those done. But usually you can set it to like four days wait time, seven days.

[Interviewer]

Do you pay more for like an extended.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, if you, if you want it in 24 hours, my price, my rate's 75. And so those will go for like 96. And then I also just referred. Like, if you were to get on it, I could refer you and like, use. You use my link to sign up and then I get 5% of not what you make, but what cameo makes. So, like, we'd both be making bread if you got on it. Yeah, yeah. And he's gonna kill it and I'll just be making 5% of cameos. Cut.

[Interviewer]

Passive income.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. So let's go.

[Interviewer]

I love that.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, it's. It's a great app. I think it's an amazing app.

[Interviewer]

Yeah. Does Sammy do it?

[Chad Bachelder]

No, I think he. I don't think he wants to. I've asked him, but maybe, maybe he.

[Interviewer]

I don't think he has.

[Chad Bachelder]

I don't think he has. It's different. Yeah, he might not. Like, I mean, it's. I mean, everyone wants to see his face at the end of the day. Like, he could say, yeah, you could say the sweetest thing and they'll want more.

[Interviewer]

Like, he would give some, like, uplifting advice.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, yeah, he'd be great on it, but maybe it's just not something he wants to do. And like, he has the power to say no, you know?

[Interviewer]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah. I had to say yes. I needed it.

[Interviewer]

No, I think it was, like, the honest. I think Cameo blessed your life.

[Chad Bachelder]

Cameo, you bless my life.

[Interviewer]

Cameo came at the right time. Thank you, Cameo.

[Chad Bachelder]

But. But don't take that for granted, because I'm literally coming to the top, and it's gonna be crazy, and your eyes are gonna be googly.

[Interviewer]

Like, what's the most expensive Cameo?

[Chad Bachelder]

I don't know, but I'm. I'm, like, top 25%. No, in terms of everyone on Cameo, I'm. I'm, like, beating, like, really? Like, famous people.

[Interviewer]

Really?

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, bro. Like, it's getting crazy. I know. Like, I. Who did I pass the other day? It was somebody. I was like, damn.

[Interviewer]

All right, before we end the podcast, let's say what we're, like, pregaming, for one thing. We're looking forward for the weekend. Like, what are our hopes and dreams for the weekend? We're gonna lock in, and I think we're gonna extend the bend.

[Chad Bachelder]

Should I. So that's the question. I was planning on leaving first thing in the morning. Like, what do I do?

[Interviewer]

You say my couch.

[Chad Bachelder]

Really? I. Like, I don't want to spend bread if I could stay on someone's couch. But, like, that's so Jester. Like. Like. Like, what if I want to bring

[Interviewer]

Fine back then, like, day by day.

[Chad Bachelder]

Okay. And then I can just get some, like, sketchy.

[Interviewer]

Well, I live right next to so grand, so, like, if you all, like, randomly want to splurge on a Fine, like, you probably just go to so

[Chad Bachelder]

grand, she's gonna have to split that with me. I'm at the Hotel Hugo right now, and it's so Jester. And, like, if you guys see this, y' all get more elevators.

[Interviewer]

Yeah, get more elevators. And you, Hotel Hugo. Anyways, we love you guys. Guys, this is only the beginning.

[Chad Bachelder]

Thank you for having me on again. Be on the lookout for more content. I'm coming. Yo, like, I. I'm the truth here. Ali's the truth. And if you're not watching us, then you're not watching anything.

[Interviewer]

Jesters.

[Chad Bachelder]

Yeah, You're Jester. So love you.

[Interviewer]

We love you guys too. Next week,

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