Dating apps are broken + men are a dying breed

Summary

Podcast Summary: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Episode: "Dating apps are broken + men are a dying breed"
Release Date: January 2, 2025

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Introduction

In this episode of Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder, host Hallie Batchelder, alongside her co-host Graydon Cutler, delves deep into the murky waters of modern dating. Titled "Dating apps are broken + men are a dying breed," the episode explores the challenges and frustrations surrounding online dating platforms, the perceived decline of genuine male interest, and personal anecdotes that highlight these issues.

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Life Updates and Personal Struggles

Graydon's New Apartment and Mental Health Concerns

Graydon opens up about his recent move into a new apartment and his struggles adjusting to his new environment. He admits to spending the past three weeks mostly in bed, sparking concerns from Hallie about potential symptoms of depression.

• Hallie: "I feel like that's a symptom of depression. I'm not gonna lie. I told you, I have to go to the doctor and get that checked out expeditiously." [02:04]

• Graydon: "I don't have depression. I really appreciate your concern, but, like, I love being in bed so much, and it runs in my family." [02:13]

Health Insurance Woes

The conversation shifts to health insurance, revealing that Graydon has only recently secured coverage after a prolonged period without it. Hallie shares her own lapse in insurance coverage, highlighting the precariousness of their financial and health situations.

• Hallie: "Greyden does not have health insurance. We live on the edge." [03:01]

• Graydon: "Yeah, but I'm... I'm 27." [03:11]

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The Decline of Men in Modern Dating

Men's Lack of Initiative

Hallie and Graydon express frustration over the diminishing number of men who take the initiative in dating scenarios. They lament that men no longer approach women, making the dating landscape increasingly challenging.

• Hallie: "Men do not approach anymore. You'll be out at a bar and maybe I'm going to the wrong places. But no one approaches anyone anymore." [05:08]

• Graydon: "Men are a dying breed. I know I am one." [05:15]

Personal Dating Experiences

Graydon recounts a recent awkward date where the man he was supposed to meet turned out not to be straight, leading to an immediate end to the evening. Both hosts share stories of encounters where men's lack of genuine interest or orientation complications disrupted potential relationships.

• Hallie: "He was disgust." [05:49]

• Graydon: "So we were gonna go grab drinks... now we know that he's not straight because why the fuck would he be going to get drinks?" [05:19]

Disillusionment with Dating Apps

The duo criticizes dating apps for their inefficiency and the superficial interactions they often foster. They discuss the high costs of premium subscriptions and the frustration of not finding genuine connections despite numerous matches.

• Hallie: "I really only go there to make myself feel better. Like, oh, my God. Like, you connect with someone. Like, I'm likable." [09:05]

• Graydon: "Rya... I have probably over 20 referrals on Raya since, like, 2018, and they won't let me on." [08:05]

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Navigating Alcohol in Relationships

Early Drinking Experiences

Hallie reminisces about her early experiences with alcohol, detailing how her first drink led to severe intoxication and subsequent grounding by her parents. These anecdotes illustrate the complex relationship she has with alcohol, balancing moments of fun with the repercussions of overindulgence.

• Hallie: "I had to go back to karate every Thursday night and Saturday morning." [28:10]

• Graydon: "I think we hit a jackrabbit." [18:16]

Managing Intoxicated Partners

The conversation takes a humorous yet critical turn as Hallie shares her strategies for dealing with men who struggle with getting hard or finish too quickly. She describes using her own vibrator to "humble" her partners, highlighting the often one-sided efforts in maintaining sexual satisfaction.

• Hallie: "Usually I'll pull out my own vibrator... until I finish." [17:22]

• Graydon: "Do you think performance anxiety is a real thing?" [16:58]

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Reflections on Reality TV and Social Dynamics

Reality TV Inspirations

Both hosts express interest in reality TV, with Hallie suggesting a show based in Nantucket, highlighting the drama and vibrant social scene that could make for captivating television.

• Hallie: "They're like buying Birkins. It's just, like, so much fun." [38:03]

• Graydon: "We could just... The amount of drama that goes on in Nantucket, I feel like that's where everyone gets into the most fights." [38:46]

Summer Memories and Socializing

Hallie and Graydon fondly recall summers spent in the Hamptons and Nantucket, contrasting the serene coexisting vibe of Nantucket with the more chaotic Hamptons. They discuss the nostalgia for simpler social interactions free from the complications of conflict and excessive competition.

• Hallie: "Nantucket always wins. I mean, I'm biased." [39:56]

• Graydon: "Nobody competes on Nantucket. They just coexist." [40:28]

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Conclusion and Upcoming Plans

As the episode wraps up, Hallie and Graydon discuss their plans for attending their friend Maggie's birthday in Boston. They humorously anticipate potential mishaps and conflicts, maintaining their characteristic blend of humor and candidness.

• Graydon: "We're gonna start off with some caviar and drinks in a suite at, like, a really dope hotel in Boston." [41:48]

• Hallie: "We're gonna have fun." [42:18]

The episode concludes with playful banter about their upcoming social engagements, leaving listeners anticipating more unfiltered discussions in future episodes.

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Notable Quotes

• Hallie: "Men make things so complicated. I'm gonna drop myself too." [05:08]

• Graydon: "Men are a dying breed. I know I am one." [05:15]

• Hallie: "I just think that's a bunch of." [14:37]

• Graydon: "Have you ever dealt with a man that can't get hard? And what do you do." [15:07]

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Closing Remarks

In this candid and often humorous episode, Hallie Batchelder and Graydon Cutler shed light on the frustrations of modern dating, the pitfalls of online platforms, and the evolving dynamics between men and women in romantic pursuits. Their unfiltered dialogue offers listeners a relatable glimpse into the chaotic world of dating in the digital age.

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Transcript

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[Kat Dennings]

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[Graydon]

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[Graydon]

The last time you walked out that.

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[Graydon]

Gave me a double bird.

[Kat Dennings]

I was 18.

[Hallie]

The double bird was how I ended all our conversations.

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The wheels come off.

[Kat Dennings]

Can we try to talk to each other like rational adults?

[Graydon]

Have you watched the news lately? That's not a thing anymore.

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[Kat Dennings]

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[Graydon]

Wait.

[Kat Dennings]

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[Graydon]

Have you ever dealt with a man that can't get hard? And what do you do?

[Kat Dennings]

I mean, rarely. I do everything to make that shit get up.

[Graydon]

You saying that so humbly, you're like, no. That's never happened to me in my life.

[Kat Dennings]

Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night. Okay, everyone, welcome back to Extra Dirty. I'm here with Graydon again.

[Graydon]

Hi.

[Kat Dennings]

Where do we start? Green? Let's get into some life updates or.

[Graydon]

Tell people how we've been.

[Kat Dennings]

Do you want to start?

[Graydon]

Yeah. So, since we last spoke, I have just been settling into my new apartment, and I'm not quite acclimated to where I live yet. So I've very much just been in bed for the past three weeks. Maybe.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Because, to be honest with you, I'm kind of scared of going outside where I live.

[Kat Dennings]

I feel like that's a symptom of depression. I'm not gonna lie. I told you, I have to go to the doctor and get that checked out expeditiously.

[Graydon]

Okay. I don't have depression. I really appreciate your concern, but, like, I love being in bed so much, and it runs in my family. Like, my mom doesn't get out of bed either. And that's everything to me. It's healthy being in Bed is healthy.

[Kat Dennings]

No, it is, but I work out. You wonder why your Botox is like, doesn't last that long. It's because when you lay down a lot, it wears off quicker.

[Graydon]

No, that's a myth. I asked my injector.

[Kat Dennings]

Well, she's lying to you, so you keep coming back.

[Graydon]

She would never lie to me. Check.

[Kat Dennings]

No, no, she's lying to you.

[Graydon]

No, your Botox only it's bad to lay down after Botox because it can spread in the first four hours where your brain. No, you can get ptosis. It can spread somewhere else, and you can have a droopy ass eyelid and be like, I feel like. Like wake up from a nap. You're like, but I've been good. I got a blood panel.

[Kat Dennings]

Health is well.

[Graydon]

Yes.

[Kat Dennings]

I haven't gotten a physical in, like, four years, babe.

[Graydon]

I win. You know, I haven't gotten a physical in a really long time.

[Kat Dennings]

Wait, you don't even have health insurance. Talk about that quickly. Greyden does not have health insurance. We live on the edge.

[Graydon]

Okay, you didn't have health insurance up until, like, months ago.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, but I'm. I. I'm 27.

[Graydon]

Cool.

[Kat Dennings]

So I didn't have health insurance for like a six month period where it was, like, appropriate. Maybe like a little, like, wiggle room to get away with it. All right, let's stop talking about health insurance.

[Graydon]

Yeah, I'm getting sick.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, what else? How's the love life? How are we doing?

[Graydon]

The love life is non existent still. I was supposed to go on a date and. Well, I don't know if I would call it a date.

[Kat Dennings]

No, you were excited about it. I felt bad when it crashed and burned.

[Graydon]

Don't make me sound like a little soft pussy. I wasn't excited. I was just like, okay, like, whatever, like, I'm gonna go grab a drink with this person. He was hot.

[Kat Dennings]

He was hot. Now we look at him.

[Graydon]

He was disgust.

[Kat Dennings]

We hate him. Continue. Sorry.

[Graydon]

No, it's like, not. I guess it's nothing personal. You live and you learn and you move on. You. So we were gonna go grab drinks. I don't know if I would call it a date. I don't know what I would call it. Yeah, but he sent me this text and said, like, hey, like, to be honest, like, I'm gonna go get drinks and meet up with this person. And told me the person's name.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, but like, I. That guy is straight.

[Graydon]

Yeah. And the guy who was meeting up with is straight, which.

[Kat Dennings]

But you don't think so.

[Graydon]

But now we know that he's not straight because why the fuck would he be going to get drinks? I mean, not saying straight people and gay people can't, like, hang out together.

[Kat Dennings]

But you don't think that.

[Graydon]

But my spidey. My spidey senses went off and I was like, okay, he's gay.

[Kat Dennings]

No. Yeah.

[Graydon]

So that all crushed and burned and here we are.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Weeks later. But you know what? I don't care.

[Kat Dennings]

I don't care either. Men make things so complicated. I'm gonna drop myself too. Yeah, we know this. I don't even try. I feel like I don't even try anymore. Like, I feel like when you, like, go out and hook up with. So I'm, like, too focused on, like, the drink in front of me and, like, the people I'm with to, like, go out of my way to, like, approach someone. Also, men do not approach anymore. You'll be out at a bar and maybe I'm going to the wrong places. But no one approaches anyone anymore.

[Graydon]

No. Men are a dying breed. I know I am one. But, like, I don't count as, like, the general population.

[Kat Dennings]

You don't count.

[Graydon]

Dating to me is just, like, such a waste of time these days.

[Kat Dennings]

Like, even this man who I'm talking to kind of. But, like, not really. But, like, we text, but he's, like, in his mid-40s. Even a guy that age that you think is, like, his frontal lobe is probably developed in some shit. He even is, like, fucking sending me weird emojis and, like, being skittish and very, like, coy and, like, be direct.

[Graydon]

Yeah, you just said be erect. Wait, old people, like, don't want to use emojis.

[Kat Dennings]

Don't be erect. No. He sends emojis, though. But there's probably a reason why he's single at the ripe age of 43. Isn't that odd? Like, I feel like at that age you should have it figured out. I know, but, like, men just always think there's like, another, like, a better option out there. Like, you can always go younger or hotter.

[Graydon]

I know, but, like, we're saying, like, there's something wrong with somebody if they're that old being single. But, like, what if that's us?

[Kat Dennings]

That will be at this rate, you know, my frontal lobe, I think I delayed that being developed.

[Graydon]

I think my lobes are all failing. I have, like, the worst brain fog ever.

[Kat Dennings]

No, we have lobe failure.

[Graydon]

Yes.

[Kat Dennings]

But he's super rich. Multi billionaire.

[Graydon]

Yeah. I couldn't imagine you would talk to somebody who's on.

[Kat Dennings]

I do Sometimes.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

Like, I've hooked up with broke men before.

[Graydon]

Yeah, of course.

[Kat Dennings]

Like, I don't need a rich man.

[Graydon]

Yeah, you are a rich man.

[Kat Dennings]

Not saying, like. No, not the saying.

[Graydon]

Like, sure.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. Not that. But, like, I would like a rich man. I just feel like that's reflective. On work ethic, I. Like, I would prefer someone with work ethic.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Like something of their own.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. Like, I don't want to go after a guy that comes for money. Generational wealth.

[Graydon]

Oh.

[Kat Dennings]

Or maybe I do.

[Graydon]

Are you sure about that?

[Kat Dennings]

No. Like a trust fund. A trust fund, baby. They're very different than, like, guys that have earned their own money.

[Graydon]

Okay. So my ideal situation would be to meet somebody and just, like, love their personality and have them be really funny, and then down the line, find out that they come from a lot of money, and then you don't feel as guilty. Then if people call you a gold digger, you can be like, you, I had no clue, but now I do, and I enjoy it a lot. Thank you.

[Kat Dennings]

Like, dating. Who owns the Patriots? Bill Belich. Oh, the coach.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

She's like, I had no idea yet.

[Graydon]

The coach? Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

Younger than me.

[Graydon]

She didn't know he had money.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. She's like, I'm not with him for his money.

[Graydon]

Good for her.

[Kat Dennings]

She's, like, 25.

[Graydon]

No, he's been around for a while. I think she knew.

[Kat Dennings]

No, I'm dead.

[Graydon]

But, like, I won't judge. Go off.

[Kat Dennings]

No. Pop off, whatever.

[Graydon]

Like, pays your bills.

[Kat Dennings]

A girl's gotta eat. Yeah, a girl's gotta eat.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

But it's about quality of life. We're not here for a long time. We're here for a good time.

[Graydon]

So true.

[Kat Dennings]

What do you think about dating apps, about meeting people online?

[Graydon]

I have never done it.

[Kat Dennings]

You don't. Wait, Rye is homophobic. I forgot.

[Graydon]

Yeah. You guys, I have probably over 20 referrals on Raya since, like, 2018, and they won't let me on.

[Kat Dennings]

That's insane to me because I know girls on there with, like, a thousand followers. I don't even know how. I don't know how people.

[Graydon]

I don't know how it works.

[Kat Dennings]

I don't get how the algorithm works.

[Graydon]

Yeah, you.

[Kat Dennings]

I mean, I've talked about this online before, but, like, you'll match with someone across the world, and then, like, Then what?

[Graydon]

Do they pay for you to come out or.

[Kat Dennings]

No, that should be, like, built into Match Agreement.

[Graydon]

That should be built into the app.

[Kat Dennings]

Oh, yeah. You know, like, Raya should be covering all costs to get to the man, that's in Istanbul.

[Graydon]

Or the man should be covering it through Ryan.

[Kat Dennings]

That's ideal.

[Graydon]

Like, a flight that's not safe.

[Kat Dennings]

Like, to go across the world to meet a guy. I would only do that under, like, certain circumstances. If he had a mega yacht.

[Graydon]

Yeah. If he was like, oil money.

[Kat Dennings]

Oil money, yeah.

[Graydon]

Have security.

[Kat Dennings]

No. Yeah.

[Graydon]

What's your experience with dating apps?

[Kat Dennings]

Okay, so, like, my whole thing with dating apps is, like, I rarely meet up with someone on a dating app. I really only have Raya. Raya is the only one I've on. I've been on. I've been on Hinge, but, like, I. They don't. The algorithm's all broken. Like, I don't want to. These weird freaks. I really only go there to make myself feel better. Like, oh, my God. Like, you connect with someone. Like, I'm likable. Like, I just want attention. At the end of the day, I just want attention because I'm not getting it in the streets. New York. Like, from the wrong people, maybe, but it's just, like, they give you 11 guys, and then you have to wait, like, another seven hours to get the next batch. And honestly, they all don't look straight.

[Graydon]

That's how it works.

[Kat Dennings]

Yes.

[Graydon]

They bouch the men.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. And I pay for premium, which is really Sad. It's like 50 bucks a month.

[Graydon]

And you don't even mean anybody. Like, it's.

[Kat Dennings]

Well, actually, I have met up with one guy on Rya. He was really hot, tall, and British. Have I told you this story?

[Graydon]

I don't think so.

[Kat Dennings]

I met up with him. This is like a year and a half ago. It was Valentine's Day. Whatever.

[Graydon]

Does he have a name?

[Kat Dennings]

Let's just call him the hot British man.

[Graydon]

Let's call him Crumpet.

[Kat Dennings]

Let's call. Let's call him Crumpet.

[Graydon]

So you met up with Crumpet?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, and I didn't really pay attention to the date. It was Valentine's Day Day, and that was our first date ever. And this is, like, the first date I've ever been on on Raya. But he was, like, really hot, really tall, built, and, like, had an accent.

[Graydon]

It was on Valentine's Day and you didn't know?

[Kat Dennings]

I, like, wasn't really paying attention. I hate Valentine's Day. Yeah, we'll get back to that. I just think it's a dumb holiday. I wasn't really paying attention to the calendar.

[Graydon]

Yeah, yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

Haven't been in a relationship in seven years. Why would I care about February 14th? So anyways, we Went to this Italian restaurant. It was packed. It was clear that it was a holiday that was celebrating love. There was. There was couples surrounding us. I had made. This is when I first started social media, too. So I just, like, had made, like, a little cheeky, like, get ready with me for a first date. And I had called out the fact that it was Valentine's Day. I was like, I'm just realizing now it's Valentine's Day. And I remember we sat down, we had our apps, whatever. I went to the bathroom, and when I got back, he goes, wait, I just checked my phone. About, like, seven people had sent me me your tik tok. And I was like, oh, no, the man. Yeah. In. In this tik tok. I'm being so vile and vulgar. I'm like, I hope I don't him on the first date. I ended up him on the first.

[Graydon]

Him on the first date.

[Kat Dennings]

100%.

[Graydon]

Yeah. He was like 66.

[Kat Dennings]

Crump was laying down the pipe.

[Graydon]

He put his crumpet in your jam.

[Kat Dennings]

He bump.

[Graydon]

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry about that.

[Kat Dennings]

No, so the weird thing about the state, he also, right after we were at this Italian restaurant, but he's like, we should go to this drag bar right next door.

[Graydon]

He's gay. Was he a drag queen? Plot twist.

[Kat Dennings]

No, but I was like, he, like, knew. It's almost like he knew the drag queen schedule. He's like, oh, a show is on at 10pm.

[Graydon]

So did you. Were you like.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, yeah, I was like, wait, that'll be really fun. But I, like, didn't really put much thought into it besides the fact that, like, oh, wait, first date. He wants to bring me to a drag show afterwards. And we went to a drag show. We were like, front row. I'm, like, wondering now if we. He had, like, tickets before asking me. Like, we were. We had good seats. It was fun. And then after the drag show, I guess that, like, sealed. Put the nail in the coffin. I brought him back after that, and we had sex on my kitchen counter on my island.

[Graydon]

Oh, yeah, I remember this story.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

On the kitchen counter.

[Kat Dennings]

On the kitchen counter.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Didn't he sleep. Did he sleep over or. No, he did.

[Kat Dennings]

He slept at my couch. I don't cuddle.

[Graydon]

Okay. Because you were trying to cuddle me last night.

[Kat Dennings]

No. You were trying to cuddle me last night. No, no. I kept pushing you off of me.

[Graydon]

Also.

[Kat Dennings]

You're like, a violent sleeper.

[Graydon]

No, I. Stay still.

[Kat Dennings]

No, I kept kicking your leg. Oh, I was up from, like, Three to five because you kept moving over on top of me.

[Graydon]

Really?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Well, you kept taking on the covers.

[Kat Dennings]

Okay, it's my bed freaking week. Well, they didn't fit me, but yeah, whatever.

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[Kat Dennings]

Did you know that I never share a bed with a guy, ever?

[Graydon]

Like, somebody you're sleeping with?

[Kat Dennings]

Like. Well, like, this is why I'm so bad at dating. Getting back to dating apps. This is why I'm so horrible at it is because I do what makes me feel good in the moment at all times. I never think ahead. I don't think about the consequences of my actions. I will sleep with someone the first date, not giving a on how that reflects on me. I don't believe in that rule. People are like, oh, you should wait three dates. I don't. I think that's a bunch of. But also, I'm single still, so maybe that.

[Graydon]

No, I don't think we should be going around saying, like, you have to hold yourself out. If you want to, then. I mean, also, I've never.

[Kat Dennings]

What's the point?

[Graydon]

I haven't in, like, 27 years. So, like, I don't really know.

[Kat Dennings]

But are you a top or a bottom?

[Graydon]

We already went over this in the first episode.

[Kat Dennings]

We did?

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

I forget, though.

[Graydon]

You think I'm a bottom.

[Kat Dennings]

You're too tall. Oh, you said you were too tall to be a bottom.

[Graydon]

I'm too tall and I'm too lazy. And I'm not a ventriloquist. I can't even touch my toes, let alone bend over and arch my back. Hell no. Have you ever dealt with a man that can't get hard? And what do you Do.

[Kat Dennings]

I mean, rarely. I do everything to make that get up.

[Graydon]

You saying that so humbly. You're like, no, that's never happened to me in my life.

[Kat Dennings]

I mean, I bring that out like a wet towel if I have to. There was this kid I used to hook up with in college that was such a cokehead, which honestly drew me to him.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

Even more.

[Graydon]

Okay. Dark times in college sometimes. I understand.

[Kat Dennings]

No, but this guy was like, the plug.

[Graydon]

Mm.

[Kat Dennings]

So I kept close. He wasn't the hottest guy, but he always had the bag on him.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

So. So I kept close and I sucked when I had to. But sometimes, you know, there's a caveat. There's a caveat. There's a copy.

[Graydon]

There's a coffee cock.

[Kat Dennings]

I mean, when you're like. He was. He was always, like, up and coked out. And like, when you're like, coked out to that extent, I fear you can't feel a lot of your organs.

[Graydon]

Yeah. So he had chronic coke dick?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, he had coke dick all the time. All the time.

[Graydon]

During the day, at night, in the afternoon, during lunch. Every time.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, yeah. It was, like, not ideal.

[Graydon]

So you were chewing on bubblegum the whole time? What do you mean?

[Kat Dennings]

It was more like Saran Wrap.

[Graydon]

What? What do you mean, Saran Wrap?

[Kat Dennings]

Like, picture, like, what?

[Graydon]

Saran Wrap that wrinkly and small and just useless.

[Kat Dennings]

No. Yeah. It's like, what do I do from here? Actually, I've hooked up with a couple guys that couldn't get hard. Like, sometimes when you can't get hard, I'm like, okay, then you're gay. That's. There's no other thought that goes through my mind. It's not like, oh, am I doing something wrong? Is it me? I never have those thoughts. It's usually okay. They're coked out, too drunk, or he's gay. The fourth thought would be like, oh, maybe I'm not doing it for him.

[Graydon]

Yeah. But I don't believe that for a second. Do you think performance anxiety is, like, a real thing? Like, do you think men who say, oh, I'm nervous, like, I'm anxious, I can't get hard. Do you think that's, like, true? Or do you think that's a cover up for, like, something deeper?

[Kat Dennings]

You think it's like a cop out, maybe?

[Graydon]

I mean, it's never happened.

[Kat Dennings]

Guys be like, I'm nervous or something, and I'm like, grow the up.

[Graydon]

Yeah, grow a pair. You have a pair there. Clearly use them.

[Kat Dennings]

Or like, when they finish too quickly. I do this thing. I used to do this thing. Anyways, I don't really do this thing anymore. Cuz it's like, kind of mean.

[Graydon]

You make them feel small.

[Kat Dennings]

I make them feel like the smallest man alive.

[Graydon]

What do you do? Tell me. Do you look at them and you're like, no.

[Kat Dennings]

No. Usually I'll pull out my own vibrator or whatever and I'll just like, masturbate right in front of them until I finish. And while they're just like, sitting there with, like, come all over them.

[Graydon]

That is humiliating.

[Kat Dennings]

No, it's like, so mean.

[Graydon]

You're like, you couldn't make me come, so here I go.

[Kat Dennings]

I'm like, let me show you how.

[Graydon]

You're like, vibrator clit, boom time.

[Kat Dennings]

Actually really mean. But like, sometimes it's like, kind of.

[Graydon]

Like they need to be humbled.

[Kat Dennings]

It's humbling. Also, I feel like I'm standing on business. I also end up finishing. I. I don't have a hard time finishing ever.

[Graydon]

Okay.

[Kat Dennings]

Unless a guy's like, too quick with it or like a bunny rabbit.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

A little jackrabbit.

[Graydon]

Oh, we hit a jackrabbit.

[Kat Dennings]

Who doesn't? Yeah, it's like giving frat boy. Do you know what that is?

[Graydon]

Like a one pump wonder.

[Kat Dennings]

Like a two pump and dump.

[Graydon]

What?

[Kat Dennings]

A two pump and dump.

[Graydon]

A two pump and dump.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Well, see you in biology class. Sorry, I didn't go to real college, so I don't really know why I said that.

[Kat Dennings]

See you in bio.

[Graydon]

See you in bio, girl. See you at the mixer next week. I'm bringing Sally. Cheers. To, like, no soft dicks ever.

[Kat Dennings]

No, to always making them hard.

[Graydon]

Mm. I love Rose.

[Kat Dennings]

No, it's so good. But it makes me miss summer.

[Graydon]

I know. I was just gonna say it's weird we're drinking it when it's not the summer.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, it's like during the holidays now. How do you feel about the holidays?

[Graydon]

I love the holidays.

[Kat Dennings]

I feel like it's like I'm spread so thin this time of year. In, like.

[Graydon]

In what way?

[Kat Dennings]

Just, like, so many events.

[Graydon]

Oh, it must be so hard.

[Kat Dennings]

No, like, not even. I'm not saying the events are bad. Like, I love recharging my social battery. I'm alone. I live alone. So, like, being alone all week and then going out at night, it's like, makes me happy. Yeah, But I just feel guilt in having a lot of drinking occasions, you know, like, you'll go to a friend's giving, or you go to the Christmas soiree, and yada, Bing bong.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

And there's just always champagne and, like, not that, like, I need a drink, but, like, sometimes there's bubbles in front of you and they.

[Graydon]

Yeah, you can't not drink it.

[Kat Dennings]

No. It'd be rude to Santa Claus.

[Graydon]

I don't think we should feel shame drinking, because people nowadays are drinking, like, one day a week.

[Kat Dennings]

It's, like, cool to be sober now.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Not in my book.

[Kat Dennings]

No.

[Graydon]

It used to be people used to openly drink, like, have a drink every day after work. Now people are, like, picking and choosing.

[Kat Dennings]

My parents, too.

[Graydon]

Yeah. It's like the. I'm saying the new generation is not drinking. I get it. If you're an alcoholic, don't drink.

[Kat Dennings]

I think arguably humans are getting smarter in finding out that.

[Graydon]

Don't even.

[Kat Dennings]

No, like, in finding out that alcohol is like poison, but I just choose.

[Graydon]

Alcohol'S poison.

[Kat Dennings]

I don't know. Like.

[Graydon]

Like, yeah, it's not good for you, but a lot of things aren't good for you.

[Kat Dennings]

I just think being sober, I could do it. I've gone through weeks where, like, I haven't drank, like, in middle school.

[Graydon]

All I'm saying is all these people are like, if you cut out alcohol for two weeks out of your life, like, you're going to feel amazing. I've done that. And I feel the same. I'm still exhausted. I'm still sometimes moody. Like, I still have trouble getting up the stairs. I, like, I'm huffing and puffing and I look the same. Everyone's like, you're of a glow. No, you won't.

[Kat Dennings]

I know. I agree. I just feel like, why not?

[Graydon]

Why not what?

[Kat Dennings]

Like, drink when there's a drink offered.

[Graydon]

I just think it's like, culture.

[Kat Dennings]

Culture.

[Graydon]

We're not booze bags. We're not drinking together every time we're together. That's a lie. Like, we're not drinking during the day. We're not, like, binge drinking. Like, we like to enjoy a couple martinis, like, get a little buzzed, and then we go home and we sleep together. Not in a sexual way, of course. We really don't get sloppy.

[Kat Dennings]

Speak for yourself. I mean, I've. I've been such a lightweight recently. I don't know what's happening. I don't know if it's because I've been traveling a lot or I don't know if my, like, sleep has not been. My sleep has been horrible.

[Graydon]

Ever since you went to Australia.

[Kat Dennings]

No, ever since I've been to Australia, I'll have one drink and I'll be cross eyed and I'll have the worst anxiety the next day it'll go right to my head. Do I. I don't know, like I'm not mad about it. I just hope no one else I'm around is.

[Graydon]

No, no, you're not like flopping around like it. Yeah, it does. I mean I used to do that.

[Kat Dennings]

But like I know. Honestly I kind of miss the days like where you drink like bubblegum Spedka.

[Graydon]

Like a random ass flavor of vodka.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. And you'd be like in your best friend's family home's basement, like 17 at.

[Graydon]

Your best friend and you might play like the closet. What's the closet game?

[Kat Dennings]

Fetty Wap was on repeat and like Chief Keef.

[Graydon]

Fetty Wap? Yeah. Like, yeah. If I was on a. At parties, like people would probably scream at me and tell like me to change the ox because I would play like throwbacks. I would be playing like Nelly Furtado and like, like J. Cole or some. Yeah, but yeah, I used to drink.

[Kat Dennings]

Like a whole insane in high school.

[Graydon]

Yeah, I love high school. I really missed high school.

[Kat Dennings]

I feel like you were the type of kid to like cause a scene like the front yard of someone's house party.

[Graydon]

No, I was the one inviting people to parties. I would invite all the people to parties. I would just be so happy and like other people would get in fights and I would just like run away.

[Kat Dennings]

Were you out in high school?

[Graydon]

I was out when I was like, I never came out. I was just. I've been out. I've been stepping out since I was little.

[Kat Dennings]

Really?

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

Who was your first crush?

[Graydon]

Naked Brothers Band. Do you remember them?

[Kat Dennings]

Well, yeah, I have to look this up.

[Graydon]

I think that was my gay awakening or Bieber. Why? Okay, well, he's ugly now but like at the time he was like very captivating. I was like what? Seven? And he was seven. I was like, he's cute. After that it was Bieber though. Bieber really instilled a lot of feelings in me.

[Kat Dennings]

So niche to me it is.

[Graydon]

Do you, do you recall?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, yeah. They are cutie pies.

[Graydon]

Yeah, they were cute. They had the song called Crazy Car that I would like legit like scream in my bedroom.

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[Kat Dennings]

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[Graydon]

When's the first time you had a drink?

[Kat Dennings]

The first time I drank was probably when I was 14.

[Graydon]

Okay.

[Kat Dennings]

And I was just on Nantucket in the middle of the woods. And, like, this kid had a water bottle, like, took the wrapper off.

[Graydon]

What kind? What was it?

[Kat Dennings]

Bombay?

[Graydon]

No, Sapphire. That's bougie. Wait, well, you're on Nantucket. Yeah. Never mind.

[Kat Dennings]

But, like, no, then after that, I was addicted to Bombay Sapphire. Like, I couldn't have an, like, vodka, tequila. I actually didn't like tequila until after college, but I was a Bombay Sapphire cunt.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. I remember the first time I drank, I lied down in my bed to have the spins, which, by the way, I don't get anymore. I just think I'm constantly spinning now.

[Graydon]

Oh, I got the spins really bad.

[Kat Dennings]

Really?

[Graydon]

Still, if I drink too much, I'll get the spins and I have to make myself throw up, I think.

[Kat Dennings]

Oh, yeah, No, I think I had, like, one shot, but, like, alcohol had never touched my body before, so I was just, like, spinning. It was fun, honestly. Yeah.

[Graydon]

First time I drink, I didn't get drunk. We. We would pretend we're drunk.

[Kat Dennings]

Six, eight.

[Graydon]

I wasn't six, eight when I was 13.

[Kat Dennings]

Okay.

[Graydon]

Anyway, we drank. I forgot what we drank. It was probably like, UV Blue or something. Or like Bacardi UV Blue. Or.

[Kat Dennings]

Did you ever drink Hypnotic?

[Graydon]

Like, literally three times, unfortunately. Wasn't that Nicki Minaj's brand or something?

[Kat Dennings]

I don't know. But I used to, like, when I would have, like, after parties for, like, semi formal prom, it would always be at my house in Boston.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

And I would always buy Hypnotic in, like, Bacardi and, like, the most random janky brands.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Like, flavored of vodka.

[Kat Dennings]

Flavored.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

I could take down. But like, when you're younger, like, you can take down flavored vodka.

[Graydon]

Well, you want to because you're drinking it straight, so you need it to be flavored.

[Kat Dennings]

Malibu.

[Graydon]

The first time I got drunk, I was like. We were, like, legit. We each took, like, two shots and we were pretending like we were drunk. And then the Next day I went to school. This was in junior high. I was in, like, seventh grade. And one of my friends started a rumor that, like, I kissed this boy in the basement when we all got drunk the night before. And he was so pissed. And I was like, low key, like, hey, like, somebody started a rumor about me? Yeah, we never kissed.

[Kat Dennings]

Wait, really?

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

Was he hot?

[Graydon]

No, he, like, had a bowl cut. Well, so did I. I legit had a bowl cut.

[Kat Dennings]

No, no, no. And then I got alcohol poisoning accidentally, once. But, like, all right, this episode, I'm gonna sound like such a booze bag, but I'm really just getting into the depths of, like, when I started drinking, it was reminder youngest. So it was like sweet 16 season. I was probably 15, 14 and a half. It was probably right after I had my first drink. And I was like, yeah, like. But, like, it was at the point where I was like, okay, I have to sneak the liquor. My parents can't know. I'm, like, going to their liquor cabinet. So I took every clear liquid from their liquor cabinet, mixed it, combine them into one full water bottle. So I'm talking gin, clear, tequila, vodka, clear rum, etc, combined it all. And I got so sick. Like, pre gaming, I drink the whole water bottle in 30 minutes. I couldn't see straight. I. I remember it so clearly. My mom had to come pick me up at the pregame, and then they grounded me for nine months.

[Graydon]

Nine months?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. Well, they said nine months and I had to go back to karate. I was 14 half. And I had to, like, put on my gi again and go back to karate every Thursday night and Saturday morning.

[Graydon]

And you were a black belt?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

And they made you just keep being a black belt?

[Kat Dennings]

They thought it was, like, good for my character.

[Graydon]

Do people know you used to, like, be good at karate?

[Kat Dennings]

I used to, like, be really good at karate.

[Graydon]

Would you chop the board in half?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, I chopped multiple boards that were stacked on to each. Like, all the boards. I used to step on the boards. I used to do push ups on my knuckles and on my fingertips. I used to beat the out of boys. Like, I was the only girl in my, like, belt group. And I would throw down.

[Graydon]

You were like, legit Jackie Chan, probably.

[Kat Dennings]

No, I was Jackie Chan.

[Graydon]

I'd love that.

[Kat Dennings]

And I had, like, an arch nemesis that we'd all. It would always be us at the end of the tournament.

[Graydon]

Would you win?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, well, like, half the time, I'd win. Half the time, he would win. You would compete against boys More aggressive.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

You have more anger I would get, like. He used to clap me in the face and I'd be like, bro, that's not karate.

[Graydon]

Can't you not hit each other in the face?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. He would, like, get, like, technical points on me. But I got so good to the point where I started being, like, a judge. Like, I would be like, there'd be three judges sitting up there watching. Like, the younger classes, the younger belts, like, the lower belts, and I would be a judge and I would give them scores. Like, I was, like, dedicated to karate.

[Graydon]

Good for you.

[Kat Dennings]

No, it was, like, the one thing.

[Graydon]

Why don't you take it up again?

[Kat Dennings]

You know, I've always, like, thought about, like, it would be cool, but, like, we don't need that. Also, I have acrylic, so I don't think it would mesh.

[Graydon]

Yeah, you'd have to take those off.

[Kat Dennings]

Also, I'm a brown belt, but when you're a black belt, technically your hands are registered weapons.

[Graydon]

What?

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

Like, really?

[Kat Dennings]

So what if I, like, gave a guy a hand job? It went wrong. It would be assault.

[Graydon]

What if it twitched and you did a karate move and, like, you snapped the dick in half? Like, put it up his ass? No, sorry. Technical foul.

[Kat Dennings]

Or did you play any sports growing up? I don't even know that.

[Graydon]

Yeah, I grew up riding horses because one day I went to the barn with one of my friends off the bus and I was like, wait, I love this. And then a few years went by and I had two horses. And then my dad got rid of them because my grades were really bad and he didn't tell me. So one day I showed up to the barn and my trainer was like, that's not your horse anymore. Like, we lease it out to somebody else.

[Kat Dennings]

You can lease horses?

[Graydon]

Yeah. It's really expensive. It's like you can lease them from different countries.

[Kat Dennings]

Oh, wow. Wait, that's sad.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

Why were your grades bad?

[Graydon]

I wasn't much of a scholar.

[Kat Dennings]

Me neither. But here we are.

[Graydon]

Okay, we just had to refill our glasses because we need to have a moment of silence because my dear friend Hallie Bachelder is in a very sticky situation. It's been a very traumatic week.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

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[Graydon]

Do you want to tell them a little bit what happened? It's going to be hard to say out loud.

[Kat Dennings]

It's not this week. It's been a traumatic month.

[Graydon]

This is a very sensitive topic. It's been a. It's been a good, like, month. You've been going through it.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. I really appreciate you, like, taking the time to acknowledge this. Actually.

[Graydon]

No, like, I know how it feels. It sucks.

[Kat Dennings]

No, it feels like a organ was ripped out of my body and thrown to the wolves.

[Graydon]

An organ you thought, like, didn't exist.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, I had an appendicitis, but it was a jet blue card as it.

[Graydon]

Was a credit card as it is.

[Kat Dennings]

Credit card as it is. And it acted up. It flared up. I had to go to the doctor and it was removed from my Apple Pay wallet.

[Graydon]

So sad.

[Kat Dennings]

And you know what? In times like this, I shall persevere.

[Graydon]

In times like this, you need your friends.

[Kat Dennings]

No, and I'm really happy you took the time to, like, come out to New York and sit with me and really just talk it through.

[Graydon]

You guys, I had to come. I had to fly into New York because she was going through it. I. The credit card is gone.

[Kat Dennings]

It's gone. We have to put like, respect on the credit card's name.

[Graydon]

Yes.

[Kat Dennings]

It got me through a lot of tough times. A lot of Amtrak and, you know, revolve expeditions. Travel, travel clothes.

[Graydon]

Is it selling on your Uber? Uber Breaths. Uber.

[Kat Dennings]

Well, I still have access to my dad's black card. Wait, no, it's just the Apple.

[Graydon]

Okay. The Jet Blue card. You have the black card.

[Kat Dennings]

No, I know.

[Graydon]

Okay. I didn't know this.

[Kat Dennings]

It's right there.

[Graydon]

Oh. Oh, my God. Thank you.

[Kat Dennings]

Anyways, but the Apple pay, like, I. It's important because when I'm at, you know, Starbucks, it just.

[Graydon]

Okay, so you don't have the black card on Apple Pay.

[Kat Dennings]

No, I don't.

[Graydon]

Okay. I under. Okay, I understand. I'm sorry. I judged you a little, like, to.

[Kat Dennings]

Get like furniture and stuff, like.

[Graydon]

Yes.

[Kat Dennings]

Also Uber. My dad does not believe in the subway.

[Graydon]

Yes.

[Kat Dennings]

He doesn't believe in Uber X's either.

[Graydon]

People are Getting stabbed.

[Kat Dennings]

So like New York is like Gotham and he like, I sound like a dick. I am a dick. And like an out of touch dick. But like New York is Gotham. These are safety measures. He also just doesn't want us to look bad or dress bad either. So, you know, clothes and hair falls into the nails maybe too.

[Graydon]

The K tips fall under that K tips fault, definitely.

[Kat Dennings]

Well, usually when I go used to Apple pay. No, the Q tips are mine now.

[Graydon]

The black card hates to see the Q tips coming. Those are so expensive. They should have K tip insurance. Like, is there like a.

[Kat Dennings]

No. I know. I didn't choose to be actually. Well, I do choose to be a fake blonde, but these are the things I'll live with. Whatever. I can cover the K tips. It's fine.

[Graydon]

Okay.

[Kat Dennings]

But yeah, it's been, it's been weird. My dad just randomly on a Tuesday morning, I think it was like before the sun was even up. It was like 6:45am he sent us a text and he goes, hi, just want to let you guys know that the JetBlue card is canceled. Good luck. I love you.

[Graydon]

It's always the JetBlue card. Have you noticed that? That happened to me. I whimpered, don't they want the points for JetBlue points?

[Kat Dennings]

He goes, I wasn't using it. I go, Well, I was.

[Graydon]

We were. The whole family was.

[Kat Dennings]

Yes.

[Graydon]

It's always the JetBlue card. It's never the amegs.

[Kat Dennings]

It's an epidemic. I honestly wanted to do like a wellness check on him. I thought maybe he was having a manic episode.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

But no, it turns out it was just a regular Tuesday and he was just putting his foot down.

[Graydon]

I hate. Don't you hate when they put their foot down?

[Kat Dennings]

It's just annoying. One of the biggest reasons I think he was not happy with, I mean, he, like, sometimes I'll get a random email being like new purchase activity. That email like, like drives a sword through my chest. It gives me the most anxiety ever. But it's not always me. My dad will CC all my siblings. It's usually me, but it's not always me. I have this thing with Uber eats. I'm lazy. I don't want to go to Whole Foods. And I used to live near Union Square park, which the Whole Foods there, by the way is scary and ass. Like, I don't. It's a little suspect. So I would just do like a lot of Uber eating. But I was going through this like healthy kick era where I was ordering these acai bowls Every morning. But you could, like, add boosters to them. So you could add, like, a B12. And I like Poseidon's dick hair. And, like, you could add whatever you wanted. Honestly, at one point, I was like, I think I'm adding too many vitamins. I might grow a third leg or, like, grow wings or something.

[Graydon]

Like, they were all canceling each other out at one point.

[Kat Dennings]

I had no idea what I was putting into my body. I just like the numbers and letters. It looked good to me. Like, I don't even know what I was putting into my body. But they would cost about 65 bucks. And he was like, what are you ordering every morning?

[Graydon]

I'll say. Evil.

[Kat Dennings]

It had the, like. I swear, Lucifer's come was in it. It was all the superpowers I needed.

[Graydon]

I'm done. So he didn't like that?

[Kat Dennings]

No, he didn't love that.

[Graydon]

I don't blame him.

[Kat Dennings]

And we also ordered, like, 200 worth of joe Shanghai last night. Chinese food.

[Graydon]

Okay, but we split that.

[Kat Dennings]

But if you're drunk and you do it, like, after a night out, it's a safety measure. It's an expense.

[Graydon]

Yeah, that's an expense.

[Kat Dennings]

That's an expense.

[Graydon]

Yeah. Yeah, I understand why he would be mad about an acai bowl. That's insane.

[Kat Dennings]

I looked really. My skin was really good. I thought I was being healthy.

[Graydon]

You were.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah.

[Graydon]

At a cost.

[Kat Dennings]

At it. Not my cost. What's your favorite reality TV show right now?

[Graydon]

Today, Holly and I. Well, today I put on Rich Kids of Beverly Hills because obviously, Halle got cut off. So, like, I wanted her, which she's seen. But, like, we. We watched it from start to finish for the first season. If you haven't seen Rich Kids, it's so good. We need to bring the wealth back to reality tv.

[Kat Dennings]

I agree.

[Graydon]

These kids were our age.

[Kat Dennings]

Yep.

[Graydon]

Kind of like Halle, but, like, they're like. It was like Bill, they have billions and billions of dollars. Like, they have disposable income.

[Kat Dennings]

They're like buying Birkins.

[Graydon]

They would go like, Roxy went shopping, and she spent half a million dollars and just put it on her credit card. So you have Roxy. You have Morgan Stewart, obviously, who's iconic, who's Sonic, who's married to Dr. Phil's son. Now you have Dorothy Wang, who just got engaged last week. Her dad's, like, a real estate mogul in China.

[Kat Dennings]

Do you keep up with all these people?

[Graydon]

No. This show was, like, my upbringing in high school.

[Kat Dennings]

It's amazing. It's a great show. And honestly, they're all iconic.

[Graydon]

Yeah. But they were our age when they filmed this show, which is crazy.

[Kat Dennings]

I always think we. We would be amazing on reality tv.

[Graydon]

I know. Especially if we had all that money. I mean, if you had. If you're a billionaire, I feel like you would just do well on TV in general.

[Kat Dennings]

You should do a Nantucket show.

[Graydon]

I know.

[Kat Dennings]

I feel like the people want that.

[Graydon]

Yeah. We could just.

[Kat Dennings]

The amount of drama that goes on in Nantucket, I feel like that's where everyone gets into the most fights, where the juiciest happens. We're going out. We're spending the most money.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

Buying bottles. It's just, like, so much fun.

[Graydon]

You're stuck on a little island.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah. Expanded country club.

[Graydon]

All you can do is eat caviar, eat a lobster roll, or drink a.

[Kat Dennings]

Cucumber and go to stubbies after fights break out. Yada, yada, bing, bong, pop up, punched in the face this summer. Popped in the face. Car picks you up, brother screaming at brother. I mean, it's just like. It's great tv. You were a good friend. I cried a lot.

[Graydon]

I miss summer.

[Kat Dennings]

It was a tough summer.

[Graydon]

It was a tough summer for, like, a week, though. It was that one week I was visiting.

[Kat Dennings]

I just don't like conflict.

[Graydon]

Yeah, there was a lot of conflict. But other than that, we had an amazing summer.

[Kat Dennings]

No, we did. We're in the Hamptons a lot this summer.

[Graydon]

I miss it.

[Kat Dennings]

I miss it so much.

[Graydon]

We were in the Hamptons a lot this summer. Unfortunately. I'm just gonna say unfortunately.

[Kat Dennings]

I thought it was fun when I.

[Graydon]

Was fun, but, like, there's nothing like Nantucket.

[Kat Dennings]

No, you can't be in Nantucket over Hampton's any day of the week. I will say that directly to the camera.

[Graydon]

Yep.

[Kat Dennings]

Nantucket always wins. I mean, I'm biased. My parents got married there. I grew up going there, you know, Closer. Yeah, it's closer. To me, it's just such, like. You can't copy and paste Nantucket. I feel like Hamptons is just, like. It's not even an island. It's like an extended version of Nantucket.

[Graydon]

It's like a country. It's too huge.

[Kat Dennings]

It's too sceney, too.

[Graydon]

It's way too big. It takes 45 minutes just to get somewhere. The beaches aren't as good as Nantucket. The food's not as good.

[Kat Dennings]

Nope.

[Graydon]

And everyone's competing. Nobody competes on Nantucket.

[Kat Dennings]

No one gives a on antique.

[Graydon]

They just coexist.

[Kat Dennings]

We're coexisting. We all have fat pockets, and we're just running amok and just trying to enjoy ourselves. The vibes are always high. Okay, before we end this episode, I want to get into a little bit what we're doing tonight. What are we doing tonight? Crayton?

[Graydon]

So all I heard was. I was like, what are we doing tonight? To Lauren, who unfortunately is not here. I was like, lauren, what are we doing tonight? And she said. She looked at me and she said, we're going out with daddies.

[Kat Dennings]

Yeah, I've slept with a few of them.

[Graydon]

Okay.

[Kat Dennings]

They're all, like, in the same friend group. They're all super wealthy. They're all super, like, nice, fun guys. They always know, like, the coolest spots to go to. So I'm, like, kind of worried what we're gonna get into tonight. Like, physically, you might be sleeping on the couch, or it might not be here.

[Graydon]

Okay, like, I'll sleep on the couch.

[Kat Dennings]

No. Like, what's velvet couch? I don't want to have sex with anyone on this couch.

[Graydon]

Well, I would sleep on the couch so you could. In your bed. But then I'm gonna hear it, and then I'm just gonna open the door and probably come in anyway.

[Kat Dennings]

No, but we might be getting into some trouble tonight. I think we're going to dinner, and then we're going out to this new spa in New York. Oh, it's newer. I think it's called Petite Disco. I have not been yet, but I've heard, like, a lot of really good things about it. Let's see where the night takes us. I know we have an early Amtrak early train to Boston in the morning.

[Graydon]

We're going to Boston for Maggie's, our friend Maggie's birthday.

[Kat Dennings]

Very excited about that.

[Graydon]

We're gonna start off with some caviar and drinks in a suite at, like, a really dope hotel in Boston. Then we're gonna go to Contessa for dinner. You haven't been back to Boston in a while.

[Kat Dennings]

I haven't been since maybe.

[Graydon]

Yeah. I'm so excited to be so much. We can, like, be so chill and, like, drive around and, like. Like, go get coffee and, like, pop into some shops. Realistically, just lay in bed the whole time.

[Kat Dennings]

Watch for reality tv.

[Graydon]

Yeah.

[Kat Dennings]

But no, I'm just, like, excited to be back. Be back with my family, my parents. I just feel like I haven't seen them in a minute, so I know I miss them. We're gonna have fun.

[Graydon]

Yeah. You want me to do the outro?

[Kat Dennings]

Why don't you just kick it off for the outro? I'm so bad at the outro.

[Graydon]

Okay, I'll kick off the outro for Halle because I understand sometimes it goes that's a little puzzled in the tongue. Unless there's a dick in your mouth, don't forget to give us a thumbs up. Give us a review. Follow us on socials at Extra Dirty.

[Kat Dennings]

Like subscribe all the good things.

[Graydon]

Love you freaks. Bye.

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[Kat Dennings]

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