
Hallie & the crew officially touched down at Stagecoach... and their boots are STRAPPED. From hockey bros in the desert trying to shove Zyns into Hallie’s mouth to stories of high school boyfriends dipping tobacco and Liv getting hookah poisoned, will they be able to shock you this week? Graydon hits the couch to debate who parties harder, Hallie makes out with a mystery man, Graydon falls in love with a Bad Bunny "lookalike," and Lauren uncovers the surprising rise of swingers. Just when things can’t get sillier, Hallie’s college roommate Margot joins the casting couch to dish on their wild roommate drama (and she's NOT in a ski mask). They wrap it all up with a rapid-fire round of hot takes: underrated sex tips, non-sexual turn-ons, and how to make someone absolutely obsessed with you. Yee-f*cking-haw. It's Extra Dusty! Follow @extradirty on socials to follow along with Hallie and if you love what you hear, leave a review and subscribe to keep the chaos coming. Love you!
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Hallie
Let's go to Europe.
Lauren
Well, Europe, Europe, we're going. But that's not where the hot men are.
Liv
Let's go to the Alps.
Hallie
Why not? Why are we going then? What up, you little fuck? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really fucking stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys. I had every intention of staying in last night. Baby, lock them doors and let them light down low.
Graydon
Guys, play that music soft and slow.
Hallie
Welcome back to Extra Dirty. I miss you guys so much. I don't know what happened last week. There was a little kerfuckle. Some unforeseen circumstances in my list of people who rude. This day has grown a couple inches longer. Just know that. Anyways, let's talk about Stagecoach. We're here. I'm here with Lauren. I'm here with Liv. The girls and the gays. Great. And I think is taking a nap right now.
Lauren
Here he comes.
Hallie
Greetings in cookie. Yeah, he's in his robe. He woke up this morning and basically ate and then went back and took a nap. I'm not judging you, but I took.
Graydon
Three naps today and it's only 2pm yeah.
Hallie
Let's begin this episode explaining what stagecoaches. For people that don't know, it's the country version of Coachella.
Lauren
Coachella.
Hallie
For me personally, I've talked about this before. It's just too overstimulating. It's too sceney. I don't know. It's how I like. How I compare. It is like Hamptons versus the Nantucket.
Graydon
It's like a fashion show.
Hallie
Nantucket more casual and chill.
Graydon
Instagram fashion show.
Hallie
And Hamptons is like where you want to be seen.
Lauren
Yeah. See me.
Hallie
Yeah. And people are just like enjoying themselves and just vibing not to say that people don't enjoy themselves at Coachella. I just feel like everyone's just like there's like less like not to offend the Coachella goers. I'm not offended. I'll go to Coachella next year. I think I kind of. We were pregaming every single day of this weekend with Charlie xcx.
Graydon
Yeah.
Hallie
And all my like, tick tocks I posted have been to like Charlie XCX and not country music. And people are commenting being like, baby, at the the wrong music festival. I'm done. Yeah.
Graydon
When we were at Zach Bryant the other night, they're like, seriously, no one had their phones out. Like people would take their phone out, take a picture, take a video, put it away. And like everyone was dancing and singing and having so much fun. I have never been to Coachella, but from the videos I saw from this year specifically, that was not the case. People like, don't dance.
Hallie
Why not?
Graydon
It's just a sea of phones.
Hallie
Yeah. Be more present.
Lauren
I almost felt uncomfortable taking my phone out yesterday.
Hallie
No. Yeah. Everyone's just like having like jelly roll. We saw him last night. He was amazing. He looks great. His visuals were off though.
Lauren
Yeah.
Graydon
Yeah.
Lauren
It's like everything. I couldn't see him.
Graydon
Yeah, that was sad.
Lauren
I do. Zach. Brian was really good.
Hallie
I don't like him.
Graydon
Good.
Lauren
You don't like him?
Hallie
I don't like his music and I think he's ugly.
Lauren
Jeez.
Graydon
I like his music.
Lauren
I like his music.
Graydon
I mean, I don't know him personally, but I probably, if I had to guess, would say he would not be my favorite person. Considering the slurs. But yeah. Anyway, great song.
Hallie
The slurs being considered.
Graydon
The slurs being considered. No. Yeah, but the music is good.
Hallie
But I think his music is depressing and sad.
Graydon
It's like, I mean, listen, I don't listen to his music, but watching him live, it was fun.
Hallie
Yeah. You listen to like EDM when you drive?
Lauren
No, I actually listen to Zach Ryan or edm.
Hallie
That's a crazy.
Graydon
Lauren is a woman of rain.
Lauren
I don't have a middle ground.
Hallie
Can we talk about the weather though? Like, I don't mean to like be like, hi, this is podcast. Let's talk about the weather. But the weather was diabolical. I did not pack properly for this. I didn't think I would need like a full bust down puffer coat. Puffer coat. Where's my mon?
Graydon
I need my Canada goose. Like, I'm cold.
Lauren
Wait, you actually did bring me like a. A down jacket. The gray one.
Hallie
Yeah. I mean, I don't think. Yeah. Oh, my juicy tracksuit. Yeah.
Graydon
I think we should start with what is like most prominent in my memory from the last few days, which was the herd. The flock? No, the herd. Cuz they're like cattle of hockey players. There's like a hockey team, like I guess you could say nearby within the state. And there were like 11 of them just like literally left, right, left, right, like taking the same steps, like walking to this, like talking at the same time. Clones of each other. And the way that they herded themselves around H. They were literally like foaming at the mouth and like chanting basically, like, it was so crazy. Me and Lauren. I look at Lauren, I go, does she need help? It was so crazy.
Lauren
Look at me. She's like, look at the sea. See a look at the circle of men around.
Graydon
Like. No, literally, I felt like, that foaming at the mouth. And I look over at Halle, and.
Hallie
She'S like, well, the hockey boys. I've talked about this before. Hockey guys, not really my type. I dated one. You can just tell by, like, the way they stand in their build, and just something about how they stand screams hockey to me. Yeah. You know what I mean?
Lauren
Those boys also were not chic. Those weren't chic hockey players.
Hallie
Oakley sunglasses. Like, they don't. They're not chic at all. No, they're no style. That's what it is.
Lauren
No style. Like, I think he was wearing. One of them was like. They were, like, wearing bandanas around their necks with, like, graphic. Like, they just looked really bad.
Hallie
Not the graphics.
Graydon
Okay. I will say not. Not all hockey men, because a couple of our friends date.
Lauren
No. Yeah.
Graydon
Like, they can be chic. They have those potential. And they. They don't. These ones don't mean.
Lauren
I think they were too young. I think that's what it is.
Hallie
Date. And they talked young, too. I was telling you. They were like, you. You get under. Get under that guy's skin. You got to be like, yo, buddy, you're nursing that drink, bro.
Graydon
Yo, buddy.
Hallie
He's like, that would be so funny. If you say that to him, and he's going to get. You got to say to him, did you call him over yet? I'm like, what's happening?
Graydon
Like, who are you talking about? They all have Canadian accents, and they're from, like, Massachusetts. They're like, you want to drink it?
Hallie
They were trying to steal. Stick zins into my mouth.
Lauren
They're so weird.
Hallie
And I was like, I will literally fall over once. So my ex boyfriend in high school, he used to dip, like, long cut, like, actual dip. Like, he would have a spitter.
Lauren
They were spitting up around you.
Graydon
Lauren.
Hallie
Lauren, Lauren. They would have a spita spitter. That's what they call.
Graydon
That's what they call it in Boston.
Hallie
Yeah. Is that the cup? Is the spita a cup? Yeah.
Lauren
Yeah.
Hallie
And they would, like, spit into it, and, like, people would, like, mistake it, like, always. A red soul cup. I remember people would, like, mistaken for it for their own drink at some.
Graydon
Oh, yeah, Yeah.
Hallie
I would, like. He would, like, literally be dipping while I'd be giving him Adam. That was a good thing for me.
Lauren
It's like me spitting when I'm whitening my teeth, you know?
Graydon
Yeah, literally, but extremely you can't swallow it, right? Because it just like is supposed to go.
Lauren
I don't think you're supposed to, but like I tend to.
Hallie
Do you know? I tried it once.
Graydon
No, I mean dip.
Hallie
Yeah. I was throwing up everywhere. Me and like two of my girlfriends when we were 15 because like all our boyfriends were hockey players and we're like, I want to see what the hype's about. So I was like, okay, let's try it. And so I put it like a fat lip and I was like. I literally thought I was seeing stars.
Lauren
Holly put one little in each corner.
Hallie
Yeah, no, I like.
Graydon
Yeah, I got nicotine poisoning like that once. From hookah. Not the condom. I got nicotine poisoning from hookah. When I was in high school. I was at a pool party and my boyfriend at the time who was like so toxic and scary, like if you're seeing this, you're so scary. He like picked me up from the pool party cuz he was just like mad that I was there and I like started throwing up in his car cuz of the hookah. It was really crazy.
Lauren
I got caffeine poisoning once.
Hallie
All right, we have a special guest. Gren, come down. This literally's going to fall asleep again. This literally feels like a casting couch.
Liv
Hello? Yeah, I'm really tired.
Hallie
No, we've had some long nights. We have like the responsible ones that are sitting on either side of me. And then we have the feral crew, which is me, Graydon, and Margot is passed out somewhere.
Lauren
I just like. Don't you just have a stamina that I. That I don't?
Liv
I don't.
Graydon
I actually.
Hallie
You. No. You're worse than me.
Lauren
Yeah.
Liv
I don't have stamina.
Hallie
No.
Lauren
Great.
Hallie
And you could have stayed up until 9am yeah.
Liv
But the next day, like it ruins my whole day.
Hallie
But I.
Lauren
Yes, but you sleep the whole day.
Liv
I haven't slept today.
Hallie
You woke up at noon, ate lunch and went back to lie down in your bed.
Liv
I didn't get a lot of sleep.
Lauren
No.
Hallie
We were in the Sprinter last night. Coming home from a party. It was 5:30am we're all cross eyed. No one can see. Like I don't think any of us could see. It was 6am what time was it?
Lauren
To be fair though, we, me and Liv did stay up for 24 hours.
Hallie
Did that just the day before.
Lauren
Oh, the day before, yeah.
Liv
Did what?
Hallie
We like did like, like the long travel day and then staying up late. Yeah. It's not built for everyone though. And you are so ready to go to this post, post, Post game at 6am you're like, Can I chill? You go. You go, can we just swing by for 10 minutes and then leave? I go, what's the point of that? Can you explain to me what the point of that would have been?
Liv
I just don't like to go home sometimes. Why did I just say it like that? Sometimes I. I just have trouble going home. Wait, why don't.
Lauren
That didn't sound any better than the first one.
Liv
Why don't you guys, like, hit me when I do that? Can somebody, like, legit?
Graydon
No, no, we try. We try. And then you're like, don't shame me.
Hallie
Like, you're like, don't look me in.
Liv
The eye when I do this, like, roundhouse kick me. No, Last night, knock me out.
Hallie
Wait, I was making out with a boy all last night.
Lauren
You always make out with that boy randomly when you see him, like once every four years.
Hallie
He's so hot. Wasn't he hot?
Graydon
He's like a frat boy, but grown up.
Liv
Yeah, but at the same time, it's like, is he really hot?
Hallie
Yeah. What? Because of his. Are you talking about like, because of his tik tok presence? This is one thing I also need to stop doing is hooking up with. Hooking up. Hooking up with male influencers. It. It's so not me.
Liv
Do not hook up with your co workers.
Lauren
One of the male influencers asked Liv yesterday. Liv. He goes, where are you from? Liv goes, rhode Island. He goes, oh, big estate.
Graydon
Oh, my gosh. She goes so confidently. Lauren. The biggest state in the union. I go, is it? No.
Hallie
Okay. So he gives me some pink stuff. And I don't really know what this pink stuff was. It was like after our two babysitters left, that's when things went sideways. Yeah.
Lauren
Lauren, you're right.
Graydon
It's a pattern.
Lauren
It is a pattern. It's like.
Graydon
It's like me and Lauren leave and I'll help breaks loose.
Lauren
Yeah. Graydon, if I left at 1:45 and I roundhoused you and said we have to leave, would you leave?
Hallie
Probably. Even if I agreed, I'd be like, lauren, how dare you dictate this?
Graydon
Greedy would be like, stop judging me.
Hallie
You were telling me at 6am you go, you're no fun. You're no fun to you. I go, I'm in a K hole right now and I am the voice of reason. How. How does that make any sense? Green. Wait, you fell in love with someone last night too?
Liv
Who?
Hallie
The one you thought looked like, bad bunny.
Liv
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Hallie
And he looked nothing. He was like, from Montana. Nothing like that.
Liv
And then I looked closer, and I was like, wait, why am I talking to you?
Hallie
Wait. He was kind of cute, but he was really into you. Didn't he say something? Something to you?
Liv
He was like, you're not gonna put my cigarette in my mouth for me. And I was like, what the. Do I look like?
Graydon
He's, like, trying to flirt with you? You're like, no, hold on. No. Holly, the other night.
Lauren
Tell the story.
Graydon
Okay. Yeah. You're a great flirt. We're at the club. We're at Zenora. We're on a table.
Hallie
Yeah.
Graydon
We're next to another table. And this guy that Halle hooked up with an Aspen was there. And he's like, gorgeous. Beautiful. So sweet. Like, photographer. He's like, cool. Like, he's a cool guy. He's a cool dude. And Holly's like, oh, my God, look who's here. We're like, oh, my God. Cute. He's like, staring at Holly, like, trying to get her attention. I'm like, holly, go get your man. She's like, absolutely the not. I'm like, he wants to come over here. Can. Should I, like, wave them over? They're like, looking. Her back was to them, and I was facing them. So I was like, let me just, like, come over. And how. He goes, do not do that.
Hallie
Well, once they're under my belt, I kind of just put them in the rear view.
Liv
Who was it?
Lauren
Yeah, he was, like, introducing you to his best friend. Yeah, he's like, this is my childhood best friend. You also kept looking at me, being like, he's really cute. I'm like, so go. No.
Hallie
Was he in a bad mood?
Lauren
I don't think so.
Graydon
I think you were in a good mood. Maybe you just weren't feeling it.
Hallie
I don't want to bring a guy back here. And you guys just hear all my love making.
Lauren
That's.
Graydon
Wait, h. You brought the same guy back in Aspen and we didn't hear you? The same guy.
Hallie
We shared a wall.
Graydon
The same man.
Lauren
We heard, hi walking up the stairs in asp. And she goes, they have bunk beds in there.
Graydon
Me and Lauren wake up. We're like, did she just tell them we're in bunk beds? She's like, in this king size bed. She's like, the peasants are in there.
Lauren
Yeah. What else did we hear her say? You said something else really funny.
Graydon
She was like, yeah, those bitches.
Hallie
This was after, like, our big ass and blowout fight and I went out and brought a man back.
Graydon
Oh, my God. It was. Right.
Lauren
Wait, guys.
Hallie
I think it was before. I think we were fighting all weekend.
Graydon
To be honest, I didn't want to fight.
Hallie
It was the crash out of 2025.
Graydon
It was the elevation, the. What's it called?
Hallie
Dude, I swear, it makes you shop. It makes you.
Graydon
Makes you fight with your best friends.
Hallie
Makes you say crazy things, accuse people of lying. Be a.
Graydon
It felt I missed that part.
Hallie
Well, I was a. I made out with the Patty Cat driver. I feel like after I. Aspen guy in Aspen.
Liv
I feel like you have to be a.
Lauren
My favorite joke of that whole trip was at Petty. Driver grabbed us by her legs and dragged us down the stairs and stabbed us. My favorite thing that we do is we take a joke and we escalate it so, like, so much.
Graydon
I will take a joke to a place that you have, like, the crowd.
Hallie
Thought we were fighting the other night.
Graydon
Wait, me and Ali at the club the other night. We're going. And by the way.
Hallie
And I get. I get in her face. I'm like, yeah, by the way. Yeah. And I get in her face yelling at her, like, in her face.
Graydon
You were pointing at each other. We're going. And yeah.
Hallie
Even Matt was like, are you guys. And I was like, yeah, that's just how we speak.
Graydon
And by the way, yeah, yeah.
Hallie
Okay, we're gonna talk about sex because this is what we do on this fucking podcast. We talk about sex and dick and the lack thereof.
Graydon
It.
Hallie
And there's an epidemic, okay? There's an epidemic going on. There's a lack of it, but there's an opulence of bad dick. Okay? And I'm going after the bad dick. Sometimes the best dick is attached to the wrong men. And that is true.
Liv
Clip that should be concerned that there's like, we're at Stagecoach and there's so.
Hallie
Many Hawkeyes and, like, there's so many fucking Hawk.
Liv
We can't catch a dick here.
Lauren
The amount of, like, hot men here that are from Colorado, Nashville, like, none of the ugliest guys go to New York.
Graydon
Yeah. We saw the cutest group of guys the first night at Zach, Brian, me, Lauren, every night. And one of them came up to us. Whatever. We were like, where are you? Where are you guys from? We're like, literally just wondering. He was like, denver. Yeah. They don't make them like you guys.
Lauren
They're all tall. We're, like, trying to find Graydon.
Graydon
He's like muscles.
Lauren
He's not standing out because they're all six foot five.
Liv
You are?
Hallie
Yes.
Lauren
There's so many tall guys here.
Hallie
My, like, goal how I try to find you in a crowd is I look for the tallest thing.
Lauren
Yeah.
Hallie
And I was finding that yesterday. I couldn't do that trick.
Lauren
Maybe we have to move to, like, Austin.
Hallie
I'm kidding.
Graydon
Wait. What if we all, all of us moved to, like, a random city?
Hallie
I think we should go on a trip to, like, Nashville at some point.
Graydon
Yeah, I would love that.
Lauren
I mean, maybe we have to go to Denver. We're gonna go to Nashville.
Hallie
Yeah.
Lauren
We're gonna go to Austin.
Hallie
Yeah.
Graydon
Yes.
Lauren
We're gonna go to Denver next winter. We're gonna ski a little bit, meet the hot men, go to Europe. Europe, we're going. But that's not where the hot men are.
Liv
Let's go to the Alps.
Hallie
Why not? Why are we going then?
Lauren
No, they're there.
Hallie
They're.
Lauren
They're daddies.
Hallie
They're. They're.
Graydon
They're there.
Lauren
But I'm saying in the U.S. yeah, in the U.S. we're going to Austin. Nashville, Denver.
Hallie
Can we talk about sex? I want to hear what your sex lives. Okay. I want to hear about that. Yeah, I want to hear about that. Yeah, I want to hear about that little pickle. Okay. Okay, guys. I'm gonna ask you guys questions, and you're just going to answer. And if you don't want to answer.
Graydon
Then if you don't want to answer the question, take a sip of either your Poppy or your Corona.
Hallie
Yeah, I like that. I'm going to answer, too. Just because, you know, I'm a woman of the people. Okay, let's start with Greedon. What's your dirtiest kink?
Liv
I don't have a kink.
Hallie
I feel like you must have a kink. What is my dirtiest kink?
Graydon
I think I know it.
Hallie
Tell me.
Graydon
Getting punched in the face.
Hallie
That's probably one. Yeah. I was going to say, like, do.
Liv
You have an aggression kink?
Hallie
Yeah. Yes, I do. Only, like, in a sexual way where I'm all parties consented. I probably ask. Get punched in the face.
Graydon
Yes.
Hallie
That's like, an issue for me.
Liv
At least you're honest about it, you know?
Hallie
Yeah, that actually, that really only occurred with, like, one guy.
Lauren
Wait, can we talk about the blood test?
Graydon
Yeah, yeah. Holly and I are going under the knife next week, and we have to get our blood work done. Lauren, take it away.
Lauren
Okay. Hal gets her blood results back. Every category. It's out of normal range. Every category. She calls us to tell us about this. Honestly, I showed up dizzy. I was already dehydrated. I need to go back. Like, I'll be fine in a week. We're like, hal, what were you doing? Like, gripping the walls, walking into the.
Graydon
Take my blood.
Lauren
Like, as if she was, like, stabbed, crawling through. Right. What is it called? One Medical.
Graydon
Yeah. I'm like, you couldn't have had one glass of water before you went to get your blood work done to see if you pass for surgery? She's like, yeah, maybe I should have had.
Liv
So did you fail?
Hallie
Water? No. Wait.
Lauren
So I sent the things to my dad.
Hallie
Yeah. What did he say?
Lauren
He goes. He goes, I think she's super dehydrated.
Hallie
Yeah, that's what they were saying. It's like, not like, my potassium was fine, my calcium, like, all those were fine, which is an indicator of, like, bigger issues, but all the indicators that were on mine were like, you just haven't had a drink of water since, like, 97.
Lauren
I asked him all the important questions. I was like, she has surgery. Can she go? And he goes, I don't see a problem.
Hallie
I was still clear me for surgery.
Lauren
I know. So what? So, like, out of normal range is not that out of.
Hallie
Honestly, that blood test was way overdue. I haven't gone to the doctors in over three years because they hate me, and they always tell me something I don't want to hear. And I'm also, like, not good at health. So why go somewhere where, like, they just, like, yell at you for that. They yell at you like, doctors yell at me. They say you're bad at health. I say you're bad at doctor.
Lauren
Hallie yells at her doctors since I think we should talk about sex.
Hallie
Yeah.
Liv
Doctors.
Lauren
Out of being doctors.
Graydon
I think we should get back.
Hallie
Anyways, my dirtiest thing.
Lauren
Bdsm.
Hallie
All right, you go yours. What's your dirty.
Lauren
Can I drink my poppy? Why?
Hallie
I don't know.
Graydon
I'm gonna take a sip.
Lauren
My dirtiest kink.
Hallie
Your cuckold. Let's say that that's Lauren.
Graydon
Likes to swing.
Hallie
She's a cock hole.
Lauren
Honestly, the older I get, the more I realize there's more swingers than we think. I'm just gonna.
Graydon
They're everywhere.
Lauren
They're everywhere. I have family, friends come up to me being like, you know that. You know that. So and so. Like, that's what they do. I'm like, oh, well, they have.
Hallie
I mean, I just don't think you've.
Liv
Never been to a swinger party.
Hallie
Well, they have them all the time in Nantucket Yeah, it is a big light up.
Lauren
There's this, like, underground culture that we.
Hallie
Just have never, like, babe, I'll tap in.
Lauren
I know, but, like, I don't even know anyone that does that. Like, like, watching Summer House. Like, there's that new guy that, like, does, like, crazy like that.
Hallie
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lauren
I'm like, where did you come from?
Hallie
Like, wait, where are you going?
Graydon
Wait, can we.
Hallie
I never got that invite on Party Fall. But I would like to join. But I would do something like that. Just, like, to try it. But, like, how does that even work? Like, does everyone have to get, like, tested? Or is it just kind of like, orgy? No, it's.
Lauren
No, it is, like, it's like an orgy house.
Hallie
It's an orgy house. I've actually heard of these things happening in New York. But, like, no one invites us. How many nudes do you send a month, Gray? And I want you to answer this one honestly.
Liv
I was going to take a nap. A month?
Hallie
Yeah. I feel like you fire off nudes.
Liv
Yeah, someone. Well, not, like, fire off. That's, like, kind of crazy. Yeah, sometimes it's fine. You can, like, rekindle an old flame that way, you know? It's a good way to keep in touch with people, I think.
Hallie
Why?
Lauren
Like, Liv says hi.
Hallie
Wait, can you tell your Grinder story, or do you want to tell the story? Like, this is why I don't think sending news is really, like, safe anymore.
Liv
Oh, because somebody sent me mail.
Hallie
Yeah, like, you were on Grindr and Gray didn't, like, match with the guy. I mean, you tell the story. It's your story.
Liv
Somebody just messaged me my own pictures.
Hallie
Like, did you. What do you reply to that?
Liv
I said, what the. Then he blocked me.
Graydon
I didn't go where I thought it was going to go.
Liv
I'll have my. I'll have a private investigator look into it.
Graydon
I said, what the. And then he.
Liv
So if you're listening to this, I have your IP address.
Hallie
This could also be a king. I have. But, like, this is. Gets me in a lot of trouble sometimes. Like, I always have random men. Like, I'll be like, let's record sex team. Yeah, it's like, they're not trustworthy.
Lauren
You'll also just send a nude.
Hallie
Oh, yeah.
Lauren
Yeah, you have.
Hallie
You're like, yeah, no, I don't send nudes anymore.
Lauren
Oh, you haven't in a while.
Graydon
I mean, ever since the Snapchat incident.
Hallie
Yeah, ever since the Snapchat incident of 2024, I stopped sending nudes.
Graydon
I go down in history. That's the craziest.
Hallie
That's a cold case.
Graydon
Yeah.
Hallie
Unsolved crime. Yeah. But now I'm, like, more wary about sending them and, like, having my phone, like, all my images connected to my apps.
Lauren
All your authenticators?
Hallie
Yeah, I have, like, 19 authenticators for everything because I have PTSD from this.
Lauren
Yeah. But I remember this one time my Snapchat got hacked, and the hacker was threatening me with, like, all these naked videos, and I was like, fire. No, no, no, no. I looked at them and it wasn't even me. It was like my, like, college room roommates, like, running around naked the house. I was like, oh, it's fine.
Graydon
Lauren's like, post him.
Lauren
He was like, send me another nude or I'm leaking this. I was like, okay, you said, not me.
Graydon
And then she sent a full frontal spread eagle.
Lauren
It wasn't even me, but I wanted him to have the nude.
Graydon
She said, this isn't me, but, like, you can enjoy this. Have fun. Do what you will with us.
Hallie
Do what you will.
Lauren
Oh, I'm not worried. But here's one anyway.
Hallie
No sending me this.
Graydon
Like, scary are welcome. We're all crashing out. We'll be back.
Hallie
Yeah, we're gonna take a little hiatus. I need to take some shots of tequila. We are going to come back and you are going to see us, and then we'll do like a pre Going to the grounds.
Lauren
You're gonna see us really pretty.
Hallie
And I'll take shots on camera. Love you guys. Brb.
Liv
Hello, everybody.
Graydon
Hello, everybody.
Hallie
We're back from that little intermission. We are pre gaming right now. We're ready to get going. We're going to the. The grounds. What are they called? The grounds?
Graydon
Yeah.
Hallie
I feel like I'm dressing for comfort tonight. I'm wearing this little Puffer McGee, and I don't care if I don't look like the best dress there. I got my pictures.
Liv
You can't always be best dressed, but you can try hot take.
Hallie
I don't care. Yeah, I, like, don't care about my outfits. Really, I don't. I will always serve face, but maybe outfit. Maybe not be sometimes.
Graydon
Well, it's just so comfort disturbing. We wait around so long there, and our shoes are honestly, like, we're wearing boots.
Hallie
So I'm chattering.
Graydon
We need to be comfy. Like, we need to be warm.
Hallie
I end up wearing that alpaca blanket. Can I see that?
Liv
Why wouldn't you be able to say alpaca?
Graydon
Wait, the.
Hallie
I don't want to offend anyone.
Liv
The alpacas are fine.
Graydon
The community is really offended, and I identify as an alpaca.
Hallie
Yeah, no, I just. You know what I mean. Like, you end up, like, being cold anyways, and then you're really not serving any kind. So I don't even know.
Liv
No.
Hallie
So who are we seeing today? We're seeing Luke Combs. I don't. Honestly, I know three country songs off the top of my head. I don't really know much about country music, but I hear that people are really excited to see him.
Liv
I'm excited he sings God's country.
Graydon
I hope he does his cover of Fast Car.
Hallie
Margo's here. She's my college roommate. She holds all the vault. She holds the key to the vault, to all my secrets. She's seen everything. Yay. Welcome, Margo.
Liv
Welcome.
Graydon
Everyone say hi to Margo.
Hallie
Everyone say hi to Marco Maro.
Liv
What you say about ski movie?
Lauren
No, we said that one time we would bring Margot on and put, like.
Hallie
A mask over her head and lower her voice.
Graydon
Well, now we can't do that, Lauren, because everyone will know it's her.
Hallie
Yeah, the COVID has been looked. You should not work in the FBI, Lauren. But let's talk about last night, because I was trying to debrief with Graydon was non verbal, and, like, I'm just mumbling sounds at me.
Graydon
Joggers, joggers, joggers.
Hallie
But let's go over last night because they left us.
Lauren
Yeah.
Hallie
And they were our babysitters.
Lauren
And one thing about Margo, the babies went wild.
Hallie
The babies went wild in the function. We're on the job. Yeah.
Lauren
Margot, do this voice that they did that they used for, like, eight months of college with, like, no breaks.
Hallie
Yeah, do it. How are you? Oh, you need to stop there. Oh, hell, I gotta go to the. Gotta go to Dino. Going to.
Lauren
Really, Mar.
Liv
I'm done.
Lauren
Wait, Margo sounds cute.
Hallie
Will you be at the G later?
Graydon
You sound like a cartoon.
Hallie
For anyone listening right now, they're probably like, what the is going on?
Graydon
This is a them thing.
Liv
You know what it sounds like? You know the movie Spy Kids?
Lauren
Yeah.
Liv
The thumbs.
Lauren
What are they called?
Hallie
The Fuglies.
Liv
Yeah, it sounds like Fuglies.
Hallie
We.
Liv
We also David and Carmen Cortez.
Hallie
We went through so many different accents.
Liv
Sorry.
Hallie
New York accents, too. Be like, yeah. Oh, Helia, we going to the function?
Lauren
Yeah.
Hallie
Be like, oh, my God. Who you bring into the Date Patty tonight? You get a dress like a big slot. Look like a.
Liv
You sound like a. You sound like a Long Island.
Hallie
Like, oh, My God, you look like such a.
Liv
You little.
Hallie
Talking about normal boys. But like boys didn't like it.
Graydon
I like love it. Can you pull it out tonight? I think it's cute and funny and it makes me laugh.
Hallie
Yeah. But yeah, we were called. We lived in the Minerva. We lived together for how many years? Like four. And then we roommates in New York and that was crazy. We had. We had a psychotic roommate. I hope she's watching this because I.
Liv
Know she say her full legal name.
Graydon
What's her name?
Hallie
Let's say her name is Sarah. She. Oh, wait, this is actually good story time. Let's buckle up everyone. Strap in. She would. She was like a sociopath. Like lied about everything. She was hooking up with your ex boyfriend's brother. So there was some connection there. And then you guys were going through a breakup. Not a breakup, but like you were still kind of talking and like kind of hooking up, right? Like kind of like in a weird like limbo, you know, like the limbo post breakup area where you're like kind of talking but not talking. Like, wasn't it during that we weren't hooking up?
Graydon
But it was fresh.
Hallie
Yeah. Yes. The wound was open and she was there with the salt and she was like, let me make that wound burn. She would like be in her room and like we lived in a very small apartment. Like a 400ft like box, three bedroom, one bathroom. It was basically a functioning closet. She would FaceTime like these brothers in the room and leave the door open and be like, so, so and so. Are you hooking up with any girls? Like, oh my God, that girl's so pretty. You should hook up with her. Like knowing Margot could hear like the stories going on.
Graydon
Well, good riddance. That sounds like really bad energy.
Hallie
Yeah. And I unfollowed her on everything.
Graydon
Well, maybe we should put her her.
Hallie
I feel like that's such a thing though. Like people move to New York and they. A lot of people just like find roommates on Facebook. Marketplace. Right.
Liv
Oh, I thought this was in your dorm with her.
Lauren
We purchased her on Facebook.
Graydon
Marketplace.
Hallie
She was 350 bucks. Okay, so what's the plan for tonight? You know who texted me? One of the daddies. Oh yeah.
Liv
Tonight though we have to leave really early in the morning.
Hallie
Yeah, but so happy.
Graydon
You're thinking, there's daddies, but there's a daddy in town.
Liv
Will they pay us?
Graydon
Daddy's in town.
Hallie
Will they pay us? Are we escorts now? Will they pay us? Are we honest?
Liv
I didn't mean need to say that. Like, why would I say that? Do I look like a hooker? Gray in no.
Graydon
Will they pay us?
Liv
Will they gift us of what?
Lauren
When we first moved to New York, everyone did think. I don't know if we talked about. Did think that me and Hal were escorts.
Hallie
But, like, we kind of were. But, like, we were escorts for vibes. Like, you know, everything is about, like, exchange of goods. We brought them vibes. Vibes. We did not bring them mouth or. But, like, we brought them vibes. Yeah.
Lauren
And in return, we networked.
Hallie
Yeah. And they paid for our things.
Graydon
You were a vibe worker, not a sex worker. You were a vibe worker.
Liv
Well, I'm pretty sure us don't sleep with their clients.
Hallie
No, that is our career. I curate the vibe. But I did end up. I hooked. I did hook up with that one. The one that texted me today. He's here. We. I think we need to stop referring to daddies as, like, 36.
Graydon
Daddy.
Hallie
No daddy should be above the age of 45.
Graydon
He's a young daddy.
Hallie
We used to go on, like, brand trips with the daddies. I felt like before, like, I was in social media and anything. We would go to Miami. Like, we spent a lot of time.
Liv
I'm so bored.
Hallie
The viena. We spent a lot of time at the Fina. In both wings. No, it's wings.
Graydon
I'm so bored.
Hallie
Oh, my God. Why would you say that?
Liv
I'm all the way over here.
Lauren
Come here.
Hallie
Come in.
Liv
No, it's fine.
Hallie
Why would you see that in my show, they're gonna clip that.
Liv
I just have to be honest. Let's play beer pong.
Graydon
Brayden took, like, the truth serum.
Hallie
Wait, guys.
Graydon
Lauren from Meet the Falkers. The truth serum. He's like, I'm bored. You all look like. And I don't want to it.
Liv
I never said that.
Graydon
You did.
Hallie
You try being an influencer for a day.
Graydon
All right, should we land this plane?
Hallie
Yeah. All right, let's end this segment with rapid fire hot takes. Okay, guys, I'm just gonna ask the group and you guys can all just pitch in. What's the number one thing that makes a guy a walking green flag?
Graydon
He's nice to his mom and calls her every day.
Hallie
He's nice to his mom and calls him every day.
Graydon
Calls his mom every day.
Hallie
Okay.
Liv
Yeah, that's a good one.
Hallie
That is a good one. How they treat their mother is also very reflective on how they treat you.
Graydon
Yeah, but that is. That's a line you got to teach.
Liv
And, like, do you think they should be, like, submissive to their father.
Lauren
What?
Graydon
Wait, what?
Liv
Not sexually. Like, do you think they should. Do you know what I mean?
Graydon
Obey their dad?
Hallie
Yeah.
Graydon
No, I think they should be their own man. I think they should be, like, getting along. Like.
Liv
Okay, scratch that. Keep going.
Hallie
Okay. What's okay? That was weird for me.
Liv
I need to stop.
Hallie
How do you make someone obsessed with you?
Liv
Make them come.
Hallie
No, literally ignore them.
Lauren
Yeah.
Hallie
Don't text back. Don't initiate plans. Be bland, but not too.
Graydon
But be nice.
Liv
I disagree.
Graydon
Be nice.
Hallie
No, literally, how I scare men off is I either initiate plans or I reply too quickly.
Graydon
I think be hard to get a hold of, but then be, like, really sweet when you're with them.
Hallie
You know what I mean? And they're, like, really quickly.
Lauren
And I initiate plans.
Hallie
If you. If you want to get rid of a guy, just be like, hey, let's hang out next weekend. They're. They're gone. Goodbye.
Lauren
I will say that the second I started kind of like pulling away from Jordan is when he was more interested. So I would say, like, keep it.
Liv
Why can't it be easy?
Hallie
Why can't it be easy? I'm easy. I'm easy.
Liv
But if somebody wasn't. If somebody wasn't answering me, I would. If somebody was playing hard to get, I would just block them.
Hallie
Not easy.
Lauren
You're special. It's not often.
Liv
I don't want to play a game.
Hallie
You're welcome. What's quick advice for surviving a Sunday scary hangover? Masto.
Graydon
Drink.
Lauren
What'd you just say?
Graydon
Get a drink.
Hallie
I said dumplings to masturbate.
Graydon
Ooh, Chinese food.
Hallie
I think any reality TV on a Sunday just cures me. Yeah, but, like, I've had scaries.
Liv
I think if you have scaries on a Sunday, just call out of work on Monday.
Hallie
Or keep drinking and then have a Monday scary.
Liv
And then you can just stay in bed.
Hallie
Yeah. Oh, my God. Can we talk about the time we got blasted at Due West? She left her phone in an Uber. My phone was disabled.
Lauren
For three hours.
Hallie
Yeah. For three hours.
Lauren
Really?
Hallie
Yeah.
Lauren
Guys, I actually.
Hallie
What was I doing?
Graydon
What did you try?
Hallie
You were responsible.
Lauren
No, I wasn't.
Hallie
I was doing. I was still key bumps in the bathroom of, like, the restaurant we were at on a Sunday afternoon.
Lauren
We closed it.
Hallie
We closed it down. They said. I think. Yeah, they really get out. Yeah. They were like, you will root. I heard.
Lauren
I was there.
Graydon
Do you have any more questions? Yeah.
Hallie
You were dancing, and we were sitting on someone's. Dude, gr. Just leave.
Graydon
Yeah. Gray and why?
Hallie
Hold on. What's some something non sexual that turns you on?
Lauren
When Jordan tells me about the stock.
Hallie
Markets, I'm like, when your boyfriend tells you about the stock markets. You're so knowledgeable.
Lauren
Yeah, exactly.
Hallie
Yeah, yeah. Do you like. That's insane. I would say like driving a car. I like when a guy drives a car for some reason.
Graydon
What turns me on non sexually.
Hallie
Everything turns me on. Even that tripod right there holding up the camera to record this podcast.
Graydon
Honestly, like, everything turns me on. Sorry. Everything.
Hallie
How should we end this? What's a sex tip? More people need to hear a sex tip.
Graydon
Let loose, baby.
Hallie
Don't ignore the balls. Right, the mochi balls. Put them in your mouth.
Graydon
Don't overthink things. Just do, like, just do. Don't overthink it. Oh my God. This man is having the time of his life.
Hallie
It does.
Graydon
Okay.
Hallie
I feel. I feel like girls get so in their head.
Graydon
Yeah.
Hallie
When they're having sex and guys are literally just happy to be.
Graydon
Guys are just like, yeah.
Hallie
Like, yeah.
Graydon
So like do what you want to do and have fun. Have fun.
Hallie
What's one sex tip you would give Green that people should do more to guys?
Liv
Yeah, I don't have sex. I don't know.
Graydon
What else is that?
Hallie
Is that a threesomes? Does it have to be someone random or can it be a friend? I think it should be.
Graydon
It should be random if you're in.
Liv
Like, raise your hand if you've had a three way.
Hallie
We have one together.
Lauren
Margo, lift your hand up. She doesn't want to.
Hallie
Lift your hand up. You were my first experience with that after me and what's his face broke up and I was like, I don't want to do this alone. And you were like, I'll do it with you.
Graydon
Wait, that's cute.
Hallie
No, that's literally girly things. I was going through a breakup and I was like scared to like eventually her new penis by myself. And Margo like thought he was really hot. So I was like, wait, shall we conquer him together? Remember? He was so excited too. Do you don't remember any of this? No, I do remember. I remember like we're lying down in the bed together and we're looking at each other. He's like giggling, we want to guess. And he's like, what's going on? We're like, yeah, get down there.
Liv
Stay down.
Hallie
Remember? He was so excited. He ran into to tell Robbie. No, he was on the phone with his friend. Guess what just happened? You'll never believe this. He's like, you'll never believe this. Let's end this episode with like some words of wisdom. Great. And take it away from us.
Liv
It's been a long three days, you guys. You know, we're very happy to be in the desert.
Hallie
Yeah.
Liv
Gonna get all country with each other.
Graydon
Shout out dsw. Show the boots.
Liv
Shout out to dsw. Look at all of her beautiful, beautiful shoes. We love a boot.
Graydon
We love a boot.
Hallie
I love my boots. They be walking.
Liv
But what a privilege it is to be in the desert with some of your closest friends listening to great music.
Hallie
We've been really connecting spiritually and physically.
Liv
Physically.
Hallie
Yes, physically, lots.
Liv
We had sex.
Graydon
Last night.
Liv
Clip this Halle and I finally had sex.
Graydon
Yeah.
Hallie
We tried to have a slumber party. Yeah.
Liv
So apparently last night we were all in Halle's bed and I said, I got up and I left and I said, I have to go home. And I was I being serious. I was like, I'm going home.
Hallie
We were laying in our. Yeah, we're like green stay summer parties. Like, I have to go home. I'm like, we are home.
Liv
Like, I probably left the door and I was like, wait, I am home.
Hallie
And then we woke up to pizza crust. Yeah, there's pizza crust all over my bed.
Lauren
That might have been like, where you guys get pizza? We brought the leftovers.
Liv
Remember? I made. I made us bring the leftovers.
Hallie
Yeah.
Graydon
Chasing you.
Hallie
Okay, guys.
Graydon
Yes.
Hallie
Anyways, I love you all. Thank you for tuning in again. As always, you can watch on YouTube like subscribers, subscribe all the good things, comment be nice. But also and listen to in all the other platforms. But yeah, I love you guys so much and thank you guys for sitting with me. This is so much fun. And let's go. Get up.
Graydon
Woo.
Liv
Woo.
Hallie
Cross eyed.
Graydon
Love you guys.
Hallie
Love you guys.
Podcast Summary: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder – "Desert Men, Swingers & Feeling Cuntry Stagecoach Debrief"
Release Date: May 1, 2025
In this vibrant episode of "Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder," host Hallie Batchelder, alongside her lively co-hosts Lauren Fishbein and Graydon Cutler, delves into their recent experiences at the Stagecoach Music Festival. The episode, aptly titled "Desert Men, Swingers & Feeling Cuntry Stagecoach Debrief," offers an unfiltered look into festival culture, personal interactions, and the intricate dynamics of sex and relationships in the bustling backdrop of New York City.
Hallie kicks off the conversation by comparing Stagecoach to the more internationally renowned Coachella, highlighting the distinct atmospheres and cultural vibes of each festival.
Hallie (01:21): "For people that don't know, it's the country version of Coachella."
She expresses a personal preference for Stagecoach’s laid-back and intimate setting over Coachella’s overstimulating and "scenary" environment. Lauren echoes this sentiment, suggesting that while Coachella attracts a certain crowd, Stagecoach offers a more genuine and relaxed experience.
Lauren (01:29): "Coachella, it's like Hamptons versus the Nantucket."
Graydon adds to the discussion by emphasizing the difference in social interactions, noting that Stagecoach attendees are more present and less engrossed in capturing moments on their phones.
Graydon (02:11): "Seriously, no one had their phones out. Like people would take their phone out, take a picture, take a video, put it away. Everyone was dancing and singing and having so much fun."
The trio shares their musical preferences and experiences, particularly focusing on country music versus electronic dance music (EDM). Hallie candidly admits her inclination towards Charlie XCX over country tunes, facing playful criticism from her listeners.
Hallie (02:10): "We were pregaming every single day of this weekend with Charlie XCX."
Graydon contrasts this with the overall vibe of Stagecoach, appreciating the live performances despite some concerns about the quality and demeanor of certain artists.
Graydon (03:03): "I like his music."
However, Hallie remains skeptical about some performers, labeling Zach Bryant as "depressing and sad" in his musical style.
Hallie (03:29): "I think his music is depressing and sad."
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to discussing interactions with men at the festival, particularly the allure and challenges of dating within the country music scene.
Hallie (15:03): "We talk about sex and dick and the lack thereof."
They humorously dissect the stereotype of "daddies" at country festivals, debating their attractiveness and behavior. Lauren muses about the prevalence of swingers and the underground culture associated with it.
Lauren (19:57): "They're everywhere."
Graydon adds his observations on the tall and muscular demographics of the male crowd, reflecting on how these physical attributes influence their interactions.
Graydon (15:43): "They don't make them like you guys."
Hallie shares a personal anecdote about her distaste for hockey players, describing a particularly unpleasant encounter with overly aggressive fans.
Hallie (05:30): "I don't like his music and I think he's ugly."
The conversation naturally veers into their experiences with substances, including humorous and cautionary tales about nicotine and caffeine poisoning.
Hallie (07:24): "I was throwing up everywhere."
Graydon recounts an incident from high school where nicotine poisoning led to a memorable yet distressing outcome.
Graydon (07:32): "I got nicotine poisoning like that once."
Lauren chimes in with her own mishap involving caffeine, adding to the lighthearted yet honest discourse on their relationship with various substances.
Introducing a special guest, Margo, Hallie and her co-hosts reminisce about past roommate troubles and the chaos that ensues in shared living spaces. They share stories about a particularly troublesome roommate named Sarah, whose manipulative behavior and personal conflicts created a toxic living environment.
Hallie (27:18): "She was like a sociopath... hooking up with your ex boyfriend's brother."
Graydon reflects on the negative energy Sarah brought into their lives, leading to the group’s eventual eviction and unfollowing of her on social media.
Graydon (28:59): "She was a sociopath... she was hooking up with your ex boyfriend's brother."
A core segment of the episode is devoted to intimate discussions about sex, exploring personal kinks, the swingers' lifestyle, and the pitfalls of digital dating platforms like Grindr.
Hallie opens the topic by addressing the perceived epidemic of "bad dick" and the complexities of finding meaningful connections.
Hallie (15:10): "There's an epidemic going on. There's a lack of it, but there's an opulence of bad dick."
The group engages in a candid dialogue about their sexual preferences, with Graydon humorously admitting his "aggression kink."
Graydon (17:27): "Getting punched in the face."
Lauren and Hallie discuss the prevalence of swinger culture, debating its widespread nature and personal comfort levels with the lifestyle.
Lauren (20:04): "They're everywhere... friends come up to me being like, you know that... that's what they do."
Liv shares a troubling experience on Grindr, where someone maliciously sent her private pictures, leading to a tense and threatening encounter.
Liv (21:14): "Somebody just messaged me my own pictures."
The conversation highlights the importance of digital privacy and the risks associated with sharing intimate images online.
In a series of rapid-fire segments, the hosts share their hot takes on dating behaviors and offer sex tips to their listeners.
Graydon (31:49): "He's nice to his mom and calls her every day."
The group explores what qualities make a man a "green flag," emphasizing the significance of familial respect and genuine affection.
When it comes to sex tips, the advice ranges from being emotionally present to maintaining independence within relationships.
Hallie (32:35): "Don't text back. Don't initiate plans. Be bland, but not too."
As the episode draws to a close, the hosts reflect on their recent adventures and the bonds that hold them together. They share a humorous farewell, promising more unfiltered discussions and lively interactions in future episodes.
Hallie (38:54): "I love you all so much and thank you guys for sitting with me."
The episode ends on a high note, reinforcing the show's mission to provide a space for authentic and unapologetic conversations about life, love, and everything in between.
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This episode of "Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder" masterfully balances humor, honesty, and relatability, providing listeners with an entertaining yet insightful glimpse into the complexities of modern social and romantic interactions within the energetic environment of music festivals and city life.