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Hallie Bachelder (0:54)
Favorite country Dick Wives. Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York, guys. I had every intention of staying in last night. Okay, guys, welcome back to Extra Dirty. It's me, your host, Hallie Bachelder here in la. I just made a quick, like, impulsive pit stop to la. I thought I looked at the temperatures in New York City and I was like, you know what? That I'm not going back. I don't know what's going on over there, but it's like negative 20 degrees out. And I was like, you know what? I'm out here in the West Coast. I got people to see out here as well. And my connecting flight was in la. So I was like, you know what it I'm gonna see my boyfriends that I have in the west coast. And that is why I'm here, essentially, but also for like work stuff. And obviously I'm filming the podcast today, so it's been productive in more ways than one. I thought we'd like start off this episode with like a little bit of a champagne pop. I am in a hotel right now alone. There is a two camera setup. I have a producer behind me. I have a light going over here. This man walks in with the champagne. He sees the camera set up. The first thing that crossed this man's mind was probably that I was an of girl. Because, like, why is there, like, why is he bringing a bottle of champagne? It's noon right now, I'm filming. It looks like the most Sasha ever. And I was like, I promise. Like, I'm not filming, like, a casting couch or, like, this is not, like, porn. I promise. And I don't think he believed me at all. I'm also wearing a robe, so it just, like, looked very sus. Like, the cameras are facing the bed, but let's pop the champagne and then we'll get into it. Wait. That was not bad at all. That got me going. That sound really just gets me going. Okay. Pour a little glass of champan. Oh, my God. Just busted all over the place. Place. Oh, okay. What are we getting into today? I want to talk about why I'm here very quickly. Because I typically only have boys, old men or boys that think they're men back in New York, but I have a couple out here. I will say LA men are prettier to look at. New York men are, like, stressed. LA men are just, like. They're just riding the wave. They're chilling. They're, like, posh. They're surfing. They're going to Erewhon. And they seem, like, healthier. They have, like, a healthy Glo glow going on in their face. New York is like, those men need Botox. I'm not even kidding. And they look stressed the out, and they're graying at the age of 25. Anyways, there was a couple guys. I was only two. I make it sound like there's a whole, like, fleet. No, there was a couple guys that I kind of had an interest in, but they're not typically my type. One of them's, like, a struggling. One of them's, like a struggling artist. Like a singer. He sings, I think, but, like, he has tattoos, like, head to toe. He's like, the antithesis of my type, I think. He has, like, the tattoo anarchy across his stomach. I'm not even kidding. Like, he's, like, not my type at all. But there's something about a man with tattoos that makes me feel like they can take some pain, whether that's emotionally or, like, you know, physically. Like, that man can, like, he's a man if he can take some pain from a needle. Like, he has so many tattoos, like, head to toe, but, like, not physically my type, because I don't know if I could really bring a man that's a struggling artist singer covered in tattoos, head to toe. I don't think. I don't know how my parents would feel about that. Specifically my dad. I wonder what they would have to talk about. But he's a nice guy. He's nice and kindness is important to me, as we all know. And then we have another one. He's a struggling dj and he is beautiful, but almost, like, too beautiful. Like, he is gorgeous and glowing, but he's also, like, a struggling DJ in these careers. For both of these men, I see no longevity in. It's not typically the career path I'm most attracted to in a man, although, like, let's flip that. And I don't think my career path right now, talking about dick on a podcast every week is probably what's most sought after as a career path for a woman that most guys are into. But you know what it. But anyways, he's a struggling dj. He's beautiful. He kind of looks like Jacob Elordi in a way, but, like, his skin looks softer than mine, which makes me, like, a little bit question. I don't know, like, also, like, I'm here just for fun and none of this shit's going anywhere. But I did link up with one of these men last night for a drink. Didn't do much, but it was late and there's. I have one night left here, and that'll probably be the kicker. We'll see what happens later today, and I will let you guys know next week.