Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder

Episode: Dylan Kevitch: Shut the F Up and F Me

Release Date: September 18, 2025
Host: Hallie Batchelder
Guest: Dylan Kevitch

Episode Overview

This raucously candid episode of Extra Dirty features Hallie Batchelder in conversation with irreverent internet personality Dylan Kevitch. Known for their unfiltered humor, the hosts tackle everything from hookup drama and NYC nightlife to dating norms, sexuality, and the uniquely chaotic ride of being young, single, and a little bit “extra dirty.” With no topics off limits, Hallie and Dylan deliver a packed hour of outrageous stories, deeply honest moments, hilarious dating scenarios, and wild insights on modern relationships and sex—all with loyal bestie banter and zero filter.

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Life in NYC and Early Careers

• NYC Vibes & College Life ([02:28]-[04:01])
  • Dylan and Hallie reminisce about their years in New York City. Dylan moved to NYC at 18 to attend Pace University for commercial dance.
  • Dylan reveals he didn't graduate due to hating academic work:

    "A secret is I didn’t actually graduate because I failed all my academic classes because I hate homework." – Dylan ([04:03])

  • Both commiserate over shared academic struggles and mental health.
• Origins in Social Media ([04:57]-[05:58])
  • Dylan started as a dance content creator, even performing on cruise ships (Holland America).
  • Cruise ship life was both a dream and a source of depression, prompting his leap into social media.
• Grinder in FiDi Stories ([03:03]-[03:26])
  • Dylan jokes:

    "All those Wall Street men are all gay. And they're cheating 100 on, like, little twinks like me at the time." ([03:14])

2. Sex, Dating, and Relationships—The Extra Dirty Way

• Taste in Partners ([03:26]-[03:51])
  • Dylan prefers older men:

    "I love a 45 daddy." – Dylan

• Hallie's Billionaire Situationship ([08:23]-[09:10])
  • Hallie tells a wild story of a rich ex who sent her home on three connecting flights:

    "He wanted to humble me. So he sent me on a flight that was like three connecting flights back from the Bahamas..." ([08:23])

  • She reveals an unexpected pregnancy from the relationship.
• Sexual Preferences & Performance ([10:30]-[14:41])
  • Dylan:

    "This is where shut the fuck up and fuck me comes from. Because my pussy is so dry." ([10:30])

  • Both swap stories about being “performative” during sex, moaning theatrically, and the importance of “eye contact”—making sex “a whole performance.” ([11:21]-[11:40])
  • Both are happily single, uninterested in commitment, and voice disdain for bachelorette parties:

    "Bachelorettes are so weird." – Dylan ([15:14])

3. Unfiltered Talk on Sexuality

• Labels, Bisexuality, and Gay Theory ([27:09]-[29:12])
  • Hallie and Dylan discuss the prevalence of closeted or bi men, especially in places like Grindr, and observe:

    "Most men are gay." – Hallie ([27:09])
    "A hole is a hole. And when all guys are together...they're just horny." – Dylan ([27:47])

• Hookup Culture & “Bottoms” vs “Tops” ([16:34]-[17:28])
  • Candid discussion on gay hookup culture; Dylan discusses the “spectrum” from orgies to “rubbing and licking.”
• Hallie's Bi Experiences ([29:12]-[29:53])
  • Hallie:

    "I am a gay man in a woman's body." ([29:08])

  • She describes intimate encounters with bi-curious men, being a people-pleaser, and how she “loves” giving pleasure.

4. Growing Up, Medication & Self-Discovery

• Adderall Stories ([20:48]-[23:06])
  • Both share having been put on Adderall as kids, feeling emotionally numb, and only realizing as adults how much it affected them:

    "I grew up on medication that numbed all my emotions. So I just felt, like, really numb..." – Dylan ([21:04])

• School Memories and Bullying ([25:57]-[27:02])
  • Dylan recalls being bullied in private school for being openly flamboyant:

    "I wore dresses at my third grade birthday party...I didn't know it was different until I got bullied." ([25:59])

  • Hallie and Dylan agree things are (a bit) better for queer kids now.

5. Iconic Rapid-Fire Dating & Sex Scenarios ([38:47]-[52:47])

Hallie throws out hypothetical “dating and sex life scenarios,” and they rapid-fire react:

• First date/Instagram vanity: Dylan would take pics of his date—for gay guys, it’s “fine,” for straight men “off.”
• Ordering chicken fingers off the kids menu: “Giving cheap.” ([39:41])
• Having a “hard out” on a date: Both hate it; “I want you to potentially f*ck me after.” ([40:13])
• Bad sex/pillow princess:

  "I'm giving my all. I'm winning an EGOT from my performance." – Hallie ([45:46])

  • Both agree pillow princesses (who just lie there during sex) are a dealbreaker.
• Red flag drink orders: Jack & Coke (“bad breath”); lychee martini or Cosmo for men (“get up and run”). ([31:23]-[32:38])
• Micropenis partner: “Easier to perform on—sometimes manageable is good.” ([42:04])
• Friends' nickname is 'Mr. STI': Hard no; Hallie’s had chlamydia, Dylan has not—“antibiotics were fun.” ([46:07]-[46:38])
• No pillows/dirty beds: Immediate turn-off; both passionate about clean beds. ([49:38])

6. Hilarious & Memorable Quotes

• "Violence is fun sometimes." – Dylan ([07:07])
• "Every time I used to watch you... before, I started asking people to me..." – Dylan ([02:13])
• "You ugly piece of..." – Hallie, on people who put hotter friends as dating profile pics ([41:51])
• "I always say, I wouldn't lose followers from the situation." – Hallie, on nudes leaking ([45:01])
• "Jealousy is a disease, get well soon." – Dylan ([54:14])

Notable Moments & Timestamps

• NYC & FiDi Grindr Life: [03:03]-[03:26]
• Hallie’s Billionaire Ex Story: [08:23]-[09:10]
• Dylan’s Cruise Ship Origins: [05:26]-[06:43]
• Performance in Oral Sex: [11:12]-[11:40]
• The “Shut the Fuck Up and Fuck Me” Mantra: [10:30]
• Theory that All Men are Gay: [27:09]-[28:13]
• Adderall Childhood Trauma: [21:04]-[22:18]
• Dating Scenario: Chicken Fingers on a Date: [39:34]
• First Alcohol Poisoning Stories/Hospital: [53:35]-[54:04]
• Final Toast & “Jealousy is a disease”: [54:14]-[54:19]

Memorable Quotes by Segment

| Timestamp | Speaker | Quote | |------------|---------|-------| | 04:03 | Dylan | "A secret is I didn’t actually graduate because I failed all my academic classes because I hate homework." | | 11:21 | Hallie | "That’s direct eye contact. Is everything direct?" | | 15:14 | Dylan | "Bachelorettes are so weird." | | 27:47 | Dylan | "A hole is a hole. And when you’re all in, like, the locker room...all guys are together, it's like they're...just horny." | | 29:08 | Hallie | "I am a gay man in a woman's body." | | 31:23 | Dylan | "A Jack and Coke...makes people's breath smell really bad." | | 45:46 | Hallie | "I'm giving my all. I'm winning an EGOT from my Performance." | | 54:14 | Dylan | "Jealousy is a disease. Get well soon." |

Tone & Energy

• Language/Tone: Explicit, unfiltered, and wildly humorous. Both Hallie and Dylan mock themselves and others with equal zeal, interspersed with moments of genuine vulnerability.
• Dynamic: Conversational, fast-paced, and reactive. The chemistry between Hallie and Dylan creates a non-stop back-and-forth of storytelling, oversharing, and quick-witted quips.

For Listeners

• If you love to laugh at sex and dating foibles, value honesty over propriety, and enjoy the messy ride of being young, queer, and a little chaotic, Extra Dirty brings relentless entertainment, major hot takes, and affirming relatability.
• For those navigating their own “dry spells,” roommate stories, bizarro dating scenarios, or “pillow princesses”—this episode is a must-listen, with ideas and comfort for every flavor of relationship drama.

"We are the star of the show."

– Hallie ([52:36])