Transcript
Daniella Perkins (0:00)
I believe that American Idol can change my life for the better.
American Idol Announcer (0:03)
ABC Monday. American Idol is back.
Daniella Perkins (0:06)
Why are you so emotional? I didn't think I'd ever get to be somewhere like this.
American Idol Announcer (0:10)
Where your vote turns dreamers. You ready for it? You're going to Hollywood, meet into idols. There it is the golden ticket.
Daniella Perkins (0:21)
You are inspiring. You're pretty incredible.
American Idol Announcer (0:24)
American Idol season premiere Monday, 8, 7 Central on ABC and stream on Hulu.
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Daniella Perkins (0:45)
I love conflict and argument and I'm like, a bit toxic in that way. Oh, my God. I'm problematic. A moment for that. What up, you little freaks? Okay, guys, I'm doing something really stupid right now. We have an emergency debrief situation. Hi, this is Hallie from the streets of New York. Guys, I had every intention of staying in last night.
Podcast Host (1:22)
Hello, all. Welcome back to Extra Dirty.
Daniella Perkins (1:24)
It's just me today. I thought we'd do a solo. I feel like we're gonna get into a lot of, like, listener questions today and also just, like, a lot of, like, questions about me. I don't know if that would be a segment. I don't know what to call the segment yet, but, like, I'm gonna answer questions. I guess that's what I do a lot on the show, but I don't know what to call the segment. So it's basically a whole segment where I expose and exploit myself, which I guess is not so different from any episode we do on here, but we're gonna make a whole segment out of it. It was gonna be like or drink where, like, if I don't want to answer the question, I would take a sip of alcohol, but I'm just going to answer them instead because I'm not a. And this is what we do on the show. Okay. Anyways, let's begin. Let's just start with some updates. Some updates about me. I got a blowout this morning. Although I need to get my back blown out. That's one of my goals this weekend, is to get laid. Because I feel myself withering away. I feel myself getting in a mood. I feel myself getting angry at things that are out of my control. And it's just because I haven't gotten laid. And I think based off this show and how I speak on this podcast, everyone thinks I'm getting my blown out, like, every night. That is not the Case I just talk about sex a lot because I love it, enjoy it, and need it to live. Okay, thank you. I've been on what we call a mini bender. I've been going out to dinner and having more than two martinis. And you guys know my rule on martinis. Two is they're like a pair of two is great threes, doesn't make sense, and it's way too much. But, you know, for instance, I was at the corner store last night at a business meal meeting to write off if I'm with another influencer. I gotta think about taxes, blah, blah, blah. But, like, I was out with my agent and someone else that is repped by UTA or whatever, whoever's in the same. We had the same agent, whatever. So we went out to, like, a little team dinner, and I think I had nine tomato martinis. But, like, it all depends on the size of the coop. It was in a coop, not a glass. Okay. And if you have a coupe and it's like a small, like a little teapot, I'm. No, give me nine of those coops. So I had nine of the coops, and I literally. Tomato martinis have been my hyper fixation drink. I need to learn how to make it, but they just make the best martinis there. They go right down so smoothly. So I had, like, nine of those. And dinner was good, but I'm doing a lot of, like, dinners where it just, like, ends with eyes being in different directions. What else I've been doing? My OCD has been really bad recently to the point where I feel like I might need to get medicated. Not medicated. My apartments never look better, honestly. So I'm kind of riding that wave. I have a closet organizer coming in on Monday. I just, like, feel like I have so many good clothes, and one of my goals this year is to, like, wear all of them. I buy so much nice clothing, expensive, nice clothing, and I wear the same uniform every week. And I go out during the day looking like a homeless slob. Like, I just, like. I don't dress up during the day, and I want to make it a point where I, like, kind of wear better clothes instead of just wearing, like, a hoodie and sweatpants and, like, putting no effort in at all. This year we're putting an effort and we're being intentional. And what else are we doing? I keep, like, coming on this show and, like, saying, I'm gonna do so many things, which is, like, so not my vibe. I'm like, this year, this is what we're bringing this year. This is what we're not bringing, which is so not my vibe, because I don't give a about near or so solutions really. But I'm just trying to be a bit more intentional. I want to level up this year. I want to make good money, I want to keep good friends, and I need everyone else to shut the up. And that's on. Period. Okay, what else? My new coffee order is a Dubai chocolate from Starbucks. I was at the Box the other night and as I was leaving, this guy came up to me and he said, I'm from Dubai and this is like 5am by the way. Like, he came up to me and he was like hitting on me, trying to get my number. But like, I'm not doing long distance, baby. Like, you live in Dubai. Like, get out of here. And all I kept saying to him was like, I was just raving about the Dubai chocolate from Starbucks. I was like, oh my God, you're from Dubai. Like, I love the new Starbucks drink. And he was like looking at me like I had 10 heads. He was like, what the is this talking about? I was like, you have no idea what you mean to me. Because this Dubai chocolate drink that you've brought to Starbucks has been life changing for my mornings. And I talked to him about 30 minutes and he was just like, I don't even want to hit on this girl anymore. Another thing I've been doing after my casual dinners is finding a limo, which they park conveniently out front of every club and restaurant in New York City. And it's always the same guy. And one thing about us is like, if we're drunk enough as a group, collectively, we will be getting into a limo and we will say, take me to Times Square. That's what we say. We go, take me to Times Square and then come back downtown and drop us off at my apartment, which is where I had the afters this week. Weekend. But, like, we went to Times Square. The only people in Times Square. It was bright as a. It looked like a movie theater. It was like a snow globe. It was the most. I felt like I was tripping. Maybe I was, but like, I felt like I was tripping ass. Everything was so bright and no one was in the streets of Times Square. And we made the limo driver get out of the car once we got to Times Square and take a group photo of us before heading back downtown. I look like the soul has left the chat. Like, I look like a soulless body. Okay, Soulless body. No brains. Brains is mashed Potatoes. What else? The 2016 trend that's going on right now that I've yet to participate in. I mean, I was in rehab when I was in 2016. I wasn't even like taking pictures back then, I don't think. But I was going through camera roll. And I will say that I was probably doing some things in 2016 that. No. 18 year old. I was 18. I was a sophomore in college in 2016, I think. Or a freshman in college. Like, I was young, but I was at the box with like one specific A list, maybe B list. No actor that my friend was hooking up with that I've talked about on the show before. And he would bring us to the box because you can't really take pictures in the box because of like, what goes on there. It's kind of like a live sex show kind of situation. And it would be like this. A list actor who is twice her age, a bunch of like a group of like 18, 19 year old girls as is like, little posse and us at the box at a table, like, people probably were like, what the fuck is going on? So I won't be participating in that trend. I also was never like a VSCO girl. Like, I wish I was, like, a lot more artsy and aesthetic back then. But vsco, when it used to be popping, which was kind of like my heyday, I guess, high school VSCO was really big for me in like kind of the beginning of college, I guess. I don't know when VSCO dropped off, but I remember, like looking up to like Alexis Wren and just being like. And Jay Alvarez. Like, at every pregame in college, we would put on those YouTube videos of them. Just like, when I think about you. You know that song I Can Taste the Cotton Candy Svedka, as that song goes on. Because it brings me back to a pre game, to every pregame, when we pregame with the senior boys when we're a freshman in college and we're drinking this Fedka R A piece vodka. But yeah, that was my 2016 crazy year. I think that was probably my year. My most bodies. Honestly too. My freshman year, I went nuts. I'm still nuts, but I don't try to get as many bodies now. All right, next, after that little beautiful, random intro, let's get into. I'm gonna do the segment where I just expose myself first. I'm not really gonna like, go that hard, but, like, I will answer honestly, which I wouldn't be me if I wasn't answering honestly to anything. I don't lie on this show. Sometimes I feel like I should. I should just start lying. Okay. And just, like, making up random stories and just saying the craziest and just completely lying and dragging random people into it. Like, being like, oh, I hooked up with this A list celebrity. Oh, my God. He, like, like, what if I just started lying? That would be fun, honestly, but I'm not gonna do that.