Extra Dirty: the pregame (ft. my dad Chip Batchelder)

Summary

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Extra Dirty: The Pregame

Podcast: Extra Dirty with Hallie Batchelder
Host: Hallie Batchelder
Guest: Chip Batchelder (Hallie’s Dad)
Date: March 12, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this lively, unfiltered episode of Extra Dirty, Hallie Batchelder welcomes her father, Chip Batchelder, for a special father-daughter “pregame” session at the bar-inspired new set. True to the podcast’s spirit, they crack open drinks and dive into candid, hilarious, and sometimes deeply personal conversations about their family, Hallie’s upbringing, relationships, generational gaps, and the everyday chaos and lessons of life. The dynamic is irreverent and authentic, with both Hallie and Chip leaning into wild stories, life advice, and playful banter, making for a memorable listen for fans and newcomers alike.

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Key Episode Segments & Insights

1. Bar Vibes, Drink Rituals, & Family Dynamics

[01:27–04:11]

• Hallie and Chip celebrate the new bar-themed set with their signature cocktail (Mount Gay rum and Diet Coke).
• Chip: “I love you and I'm so happy for your success in this podcast... this isn't about Hallie's dad talking to my baby girl. This is about Chip talking to Hallie. So Chip and Hallie, there's no... nothing's gonna be left on the table. No question go unanswered.” (02:06–02:18)
• Playful “fit check” as both show off their fashion, referencing brands (Alexander Wang, Prada, Ralph Lauren).
• Chip jokes about Hallie and her mom sharing the same expensive taste—on his credit card.

2. Rapid Fire: New York City Edition

[04:24–11:13]

• Favorite NYC spots revealed:
  • Restaurant: “Pestis is when I come to New York... My first stop is Pestis.” (Chip, 05:25)
  • Bar: Old King Cole Bar at the St. Regis: “I like that because it's kind of like, you know, sophisticated. It's a beautiful hotel.” (Chip, 06:26)
  • Member’s Clubs: Chat about Zero Bond vs. Chez Margaux (“Zero Bond is not food forward... whereas Chez Margaux is like a Jean George... great menu.” - Hallie, 06:55)
  • Neighborhoods: “If I had to pick one, I'd probably go with that meatpacking area.” (Chip, 07:41)
• Wildest NYC stories swap, including Hallie witnessing a man defecate on the street.
• Best neighborhoods for shopping: Madison Ave for Chip; Soho for Hallie.

3. Shopping, Family, and Spending

[09:05–11:44]

• Entertaining anecdotes about shopping excess (Bergdorf, two:minds store).
• Hallie’s 17-page apology letter for a ruined rug after a house party (“They offered us a bellman we could keep for the day...” - Hallie, 10:21)
• Discussion of inherited taste and value for unique, quality things: “I want stuff people don't have. Where’d you get that? Well, they only made one.” (Chip, 10:44)

4. Family Traditions & Growing Up Batchelder

[11:44–14:43]

• The Batchelder family’s NYC rituals: shopping, eating, working out, drinking.
• Chip shares his childhood: growing up poor, losing his mom at 18, being shaped by his grandmother’s advice (“Stay alive till 35—don’t get married before you’re 35.” - Chip, 14:13)
• Both reflect on educational and career expectations, with Chip emphasizing hard work to reach a different life for his family.

5. College Days, Relationships, & Meeting Mom

[13:00–20:28]

• Hallie grills Chip on frat life, romance, and his “ghosting” skills before phones and social media.
• How Chip met Hallie’s mom: left his girlfriend at a party after declaring, “You see that girl over there? I'm gonna marry that girl.” (18:25)
• Early awkward dates, Chip’s “aggressive” pursuit, and ultimately a three-decade marriage that Hallie calls “rockstar”—mom as the rock, dad as the sizzle.
• Parenting balance: mom coordinated school, doctors, trouble; family as far from “perfect,” but real and open.

6. Honest Parenting, Real Talk Fame, and Childhood Memories

[21:06–26:29]

• The Batchelders’ openness about struggles (mental health, eating disorders, addiction), and the value of authenticity.
• Chip on Hallie’s online persona: “They ask me, are you Hallie's dad? ...you're real. Can you talk about, you know, sucking dick or whatever, doing. But B, you're funny as shit.” (21:40–22:06)
• Hallie’s childhood obsessions (horses, chicken pot pie, tsunamis), competitive karate, and serial hospital visits for head injuries.
• Family dynamics: who was hardest to parent, comparison of siblings, and hilarious stories about childhood parties and hangovers.

7. Social Media & Generational Divide

[26:14–31:05]

• Chip admits “I don’t even know how to turn the Google machine on, bro,” but proudly follows Hallie (“Life is an act.” - 22:15).
• On Hallie’s intuitive palate (“You stun some sommeliers...that’s probably because you were feeding me wine at the age of six.” - Hallie, 31:30), and relaxed family attitude toward alcohol.

8. Parenting Styles & Reflections on Success

[34:41–47:50]

• Stories of parental involvement, grounding, epic family benders, and expected trouble-making.
• Career and business insights from Chip:
  • Advice on money: “Spend 50%, save 25%, (and) take the other 25 as a long-term play.” (39:26)
  • Hard work ethos: “Be the best at it... Someone's coming in second. It's not going to be you guys.” (49:05)
  • “Don't sell the product, sell the outcome. Let them visualize where it's gonna be at the end of the day.” (49:25)
• Hallie’s academic and career interests, rehab journeys, and lessons about perseverance and ambition.

9. Relationships & Modern Dating Woes

[42:08–48:40]

• On Chip and his wife’s long marriage: "I want to do more for your mother than I expect back from her. Give 60, expect 40." (42:23–42:33)
• Chip’s view on modern dating: “The issue is that in the old days, you actually had to go up and talk to the person...no one goes up to the hot girl because they don't have the balls to go up to them.” (43:41–44:01)
• Hallie rails against “splitting the check” and passive men: “It’s just such a pussy move. You feel safer behind a keyboard.” (44:23–44:28)
• Both discuss how modern romance is warped by social media accessibility, and Hallie’s challenge finding a guy who can “handle her.”

10. Lightning Round: Gen Z Lingo with Dad

[63:12–66:15]

• Hallie quizzes Chip on modern slang:
  • “Riz” = game/charisma with women (Hallie, 63:24)
  • “Crashing out” = breakdown after a bender
  • “Let him cook” = let someone shine/do their thing
  • “Looks maxing” = maximizing appearance
  • “GYAT” = exclamation for someone with a large backside
  • “OP” = opponent/enemy
  • “Hard launch” = publicly revealing a relationship

Chip’s guesses are usually hilarious and off the mark, but he embraces the learning curve (“Looks maxing. That makes sense.” - 64:42)

11. Money, Luxury, and the Batchelder Outlook

[69:07–70:14]

• Favorite luxury item: “I'm a watch guy like yourself... I bought the Bronco last summer. That’s money.” (Chip, 69:07–69:17)
• On being fiscally responsible but still enjoying life: “So to this day, I feel like, you know, someone's taking food off my table. It's why I get up so early and get after.” (Chip, 69:55)
• Prioritizing health and happiness over wealth: “The money at the end of the day doesn't matter. It's, you know, keeping you guys happy and healthy and having fun as a family. That's game on.” (70:02–70:14)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Chip: “The conversations will get flowing. I think we should start off the episode making a beverage because that's what we do best together.” (01:47–01:59)

• Chip: “This is about Chip talking to Hallie...nothing’s gonna be left on the table. No question go unanswered.” (02:12–02:28)

• Chip, on hard work: “I grew up piss poor... I knew what poor was like and I didn't want to do that. So I worked my balls off.” (12:14–12:26)

• On growing up Batchelder: “Our cabinets at the house look like a CVS, don't they? Who needs Prozac? Who needs Oxy? Xanax on aisle 12?” (21:02–21:07)

• On being ‘real’: “You're real about it. You talk about your fake tits and your teeth and your eating disorder. I mean, I think that helps people.” (21:18–21:25)

• On dating and relationships: “The world evolves around the vagina.” (45:13–45:48)

• On seeking quality: “I want stuff people don’t have. Where’d you get that? They only made one.” (10:44–10:49)

• Parenting summation: “I don't care what you choose to do, whether it's being a influencer, a pizza maker, the CEO of IBM. Just be the best at it.” (49:05)

• On splitting the check: “I have a problem with this. The guys that ask someone out on a date and they ask at the end... to split the check... The girls control the show, bro. I know what you want.” (44:36–45:11)

• On the Batchelder approach: “We basically shop, eat, workout and drink. Yeah, that's the four.” (11:44)

• On the family’s openness: “Our family's up. Well, we go hard, like morning, noon, and night.” (27:46–27:58)

• On future ambitions: “I don't think you're even at the tip of the iceberg of where you're gonna go with this whole talent.” (39:55–40:03)

• On finding a partner: “Make sure he has your back. You don't want some fucking dickhead not backing you up.” (48:02–48:33)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• [01:27] – Hallie introduces the episode and Chip as guest; bar vibes established
• [04:24] – NYC favorites rapid fire
• [11:44] – NYC family routines & rituals
• [13:00] – College stories, relationships, and meeting Hallie’s mom
• [21:06] – Openness about privilege, struggles, and being real
• [26:14] – Social media & generational divide
• [34:41] – Childhood stories: discipline, family benders, being grounded
• [42:08] – Relationship advice & Chip’s marriage philosophy
• [44:23] – Hallie & Chip’s takes on modern dating
• [49:05] – Parenting & business advice: “Be the best at it”
• [63:12] – Gen Z slang lightning round
• [69:07] – Luxury items & watch collecting
• [70:03] – Closing reflections on family, wealth, and happiness

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Episode Tone & Takeaways

• Gritty, Unfiltered, & Hilarious: The Batchelders’ banter never shies away from taboo topics, tough love, or family drama.
• Generational Dynamics: Chip’s old-school perspectives versus Hallie’s Millennial/Gen Z reality make for sharp and funny contrasts.
• Family Over Everything: Despite privilege and chaos, the core message is loyalty, resilience, and cherishing realness over perfection.
• Advice, But Never Preachy: Chip’s lessons on career, relationships, and money are practical but delivered with swagger and wit.
• A Must-Listen: For anyone who loves candid family stories, laugh-out-loud moments, and authentic life advice, this is Extra Dirty at its boldest and best.

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Transcript

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[Chip]

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[Hallie]

Do you know what GYAT is?

[Chip]

What is it? Y have no idea.

[Hallie]

An exclamation used when seeing someone with a large backside.

[Chip]

Oh yeah, that makes sense.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

Just come on, big butt, let's get extra dirty.

[Hallie]

Okay, guys. Welcome back to Extra Dirty. We are in the new set today with a very special guess what's up. I have my dad on the pod. What do you think of the new set?

[Chip]

I like it. It's. I'm very comfortable around a bar area. Yeah, I came in here and it was literally like, that's my fifth kid. My mount. Bottle of monkey.

[Hallie]

I know. I feel like it kind of works like my personal brand. Just like being behind a bar, like, I feel safe here. I feel comfortable. The conversations will get flowing. I think we should start off the episode making a beverage because that's what we do best together.

[Chip]

Well, if you have any tonic water, we'll do Mount Gay and Tonic. But since we don't have that, let's do Mount Gay and Diet Coke.

[Hallie]

That's two of my favorite things.

[Chip]

Hal, I just want to let you know as we do the podcast, I love you and I'm so happy for your success in this podcast.

[Hallie]

Thank you, dad.

[Chip]

And I want people to know that might be listening that this isn't about Hallie's dad talking to my baby girl. This is about Chip talking to Hallie. So Chip and Hallie, there's no. Nothing's gonna be left on the table. No question go unanswered.

[Hallie]

We're gonna put everything on the table.

[Chip]

Everything on the table.

[Hallie]

People ask me about you the most. I feel like you are the real star of the family. No, it's true. I like. Do you know people are excited for you to come on the show.

[Chip]

So we've been in New York for a few days moving Callie's brother Sammy in, and it's a heavy pour. Hopefully it goes well for a Monday morning.

[Hallie]

I know this is like yours, not your signature drink, but your favorite drink in the summer is like a Mount Gay and tonic.

[Chip]

Right, Right, exactly.

[Hallie]

Why do you like it?

[Chip]

I don't know. Just the tonic cuts the rum a little bit. It's a. You know, when not everybody carries Mount

[Hallie]

Gay, I feel like it's more of like a summery drink.

[Chip]

Yeah, it's like a Jamaican, you know. You're having that at the back by our crew.

[Hallie]

Let me just.

[Chip]

Out of my. Wow, it's a heavy pour for a Monday.

[Hallie]

Where do you think I can get it from? It's Monday morning.

[Chip]

Are we doing here Monday?

[Hallie]

Cheers to the show.

[Chip]

Let's rip it show. And here's to the new location.

[Hallie]

Should we do a fit check before we start? We can show the people what you're wearing. Is it all Italy?

[Chip]

All right, so double bump strap, Edward green London suit, custom Italy shirt, purple label Ralph Lauren. Roly, my buddy. Vintage air mate.

[Hallie]

Okay.

[Chip]

Ray Bans. Oh, that's like a two piece thing.

[Hallie]

Yeah, it's a set. So it's like cargo Alexander Wang head to toe.

[Chip]

Yeah. As we say in Awang. Oh, those are Prada.

[Hallie]

Yeah, Prada.

[Chip]

I'm so proud of you.

[Hallie]

Thanks, dad. And posse lissieman. We have some diamonds on the right hand, the Roly on the left.

[Chip]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Couple tats, couple tattoos that I regret.

[Chip]

And I was saying Hallie, before we got on the podcasts, like, I hate when she buys nice stuff because I know she's using my credit card. I want to say, no, I don't like that. Put it back. But she always buy like her mother. They always buy the nicest gear.

[Hallie]

And like, me and my mom have the exact same style. Like, I can shop for her, she can shop for me. And then you get mad at both of us. Okay, let's talk. I'll do some rapper New York City rapid fire questions since you're here visiting.

[Chip]

Let's go.

[Hallie]

And you think you know New York better than me? That's not the case. Like what happened last night, for instance.

[Chip]

We went to dinner at this place called Hawksmoor, which I've been reading about. They said they had the coldest martini in New York City, which is bullshit. You know, we went in there, was good. Not great. No need to go back, but you know, I was. Had the family together, so.

[Hallie]

No, it was good. Yeah, the vibes are up there.

[Chip]

But the thing is, we started at the Mercer at like 5:00'. Clock. Right on the button, you know, we had a couple there and then we went back to the hotel, had a couple there, right to dinner, had a couple more.

[Hallie]

We were all lit.

[Chip]

Yeah, my workout was a little fuzzy

[Hallie]

this morning, but yeah, I definitely woke

[Chip]

up in a booze.

[Hallie]

Win or lose, you drink your mood. You know what I'm saying? Rapid fire. What is your favorite restaurant in the city?

[Chip]

Pestis is when I come to New York. All right. When I come to New York, I go to the hotel. My first stop is Pestis.

[Hallie]

It's just the ambiance.

[Chip]

Yeah. They just do everything right in that place.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

I can't say the same about Baltazar, even though the both owned by the same people. I just love the vibe in there. That chicken sandwich is to die for. I get that.

[Hallie]

I've never had a problem there, like where like they up an order up something. They have the best Bloody Mary.

[Chip]

Yeah, they do have good bloody.

[Hallie]

Do you like buddies?

[Chip]

You know, you can do one bloody

[Hallie]

but you can't do two bloodies. That's kind of gross. It's like a meal in a. It's a meal on a cup.

[Chip]

It's like kissing your sister doesn't do you any good.

[Hallie]

Okay, what's the best bar you think in New York City?

[Chip]

The best bar. We've been going to the Peninsula lately at Christmas. But I like the one at the Regis.

[Hallie]

The St. Regis.

[Chip]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

What do they call that up here?

[Chip]

They got Old King Cole, the Muriel in the back, which is from the Knickerbocker Hotel.

[Hallie]

Oh, yeah. That's an iconic bar.

[Chip]

I like that because it's kind of like, you know, sophisticated. It's a beautiful hotel.

[Hallie]

What do you think about the members clubs in New York? You know, a member at like all of them.

[Chip]

Right. So we're members of zz, which, yeah, you know, has turned it up from the old wine days. But, you know, you're at Shea, Margot and Zero Bond. Yeah. So they serve sort of two different. You know, I love Zero Bond because we stay at the Bowery a lot.

[Hallie]

Yeah. The Zero Bond is not food forward in my opinion.

[Chip]

Right.

[Hallie]

Whereas like Shane, Margot is like a Jean George, like great sick menu.

[Chip]

Yeah. I met him in. Down in. When we were at Saint Barts. He had the pad. Next. Yeah, JG for me. John George to you. But jg, what a great parody.

[Hallie]

On the nickname basis.

[Chip]

He knows how to get it done too. He's got great restaurants.

[Hallie]

What's your favorite neighborhood to stay in when you come to New York City?

[Chip]

For years we stay at the Bowery.

[Hallie]

But I love the Bowery.

[Chip]

I know it's funky and it's cool, but lately we've been staying at the Gans Award because I. It's a quick walk to Pastiche. You can get the Chez Margaux. You can get up to ZZ's pretty easy. Those are the 2/2 in between. But if I had to pick one, I'd probably go with that meatpacking area.

[Hallie]

I think meatpacking is more your vibe.

[Chip]

It's bright.

[Hallie]

What's the most insane thing you've seen on the streets of New York City?

[Chip]

The most insane thing?

[Hallie]

Yeah. Have you ever seen anything crazy? Once I was walking down in Soho and I saw pull down his pants and take a dump in the middle of the street.

[Chip]

No shit. Really?

[Hallie]

No pun intended. Yeah.

[Chip]

You know what I'm saying? What a hot shit, huh? That's gonna leave a mark.

[Hallie]

But have you ever seen anything crazy like that?

[Chip]

No, not really. I mean, we have, as you know, in Boston, they have the fucking meth mile. You see that? They lean over and like picking an ant off the ground. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

[Hallie]

They have like the fenty folds.

[Chip]

Yeah, yeah. I don't know what that's all about.

[Hallie]

It makes you look like the walking dead where they folded over. It's like the craziest thing, something like

[Chip]

that in New York. But I haven't seen anything like, you know, I saw that naked cowboy dude like 15 years ago.

[Hallie]

But he's always there. In Times Square.

[Chip]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Hallie]

What's the best neighborhood for shopping in New York City?

[Chip]

Two areas you go to. You go Madison Ave. And you walk up because, you know, I love Italian clothes. Yeah, you and your mom go to Bergdorf and suit down a sax. But I guess Soho is probably the target rich environment. It has all the brands that you're probably looking for.

[Hallie]

Yeah. And like massive stores. Honestly, like, I feel like we've been having the most success at two mines.

[Chip]

Love that place.

[Hallie]

And I would love to gatekeep that store because I don't want everyone knowing about it.

[Chip]

Actually.

[Hallie]

That girl can sell, but she can sell. We've gotten really close to her.

[Sponsor Voice]

Lauren.

[Hallie]

Shout out like, she's amazing.

[Chip]

Every time we spend a lot of money, every time we go in there, she locks the door because she doesn't, A, want to let anyone in. B, let us out.

[Hallie]

Yeah, it's like we're being held hostage.

[Chip]

I'm not even looking at Mike Amex.

[Hallie]

I wouldn't.

[Chip]

I asked you yesterday, I said, you buy anything, you go, a hat. She looked like Santa. Remember when the Grinch stole Christmas? He comes down in Whoville. You know, you look like. You look like the dog coming out of Susie Boohoo's house. Whatever the her name was, she. The dog's like this with 19 packs. So you look like.

[Hallie]

Remember that time leaving Bergdorf?

[Chip]

We're at Bergdorf. Well, I wasn't at Bergdorf because I don't like Bergdorf, but Halle's mom and how I go into Bergdorf, and so I'm. I'm texting her and, like, where the are they? They've been in there a long time, and time is not my friend. When they're in there that long, they come out. They were both, like, afraid to see me. They're like, they had more. They had to have a. Like a security guard open the other door to bring the bags out.

[Hallie]

They offered us a bellman.

[Chip]

It was unfucking.

[Hallie]

That we could keep for the day or something.

[Chip]

Jesus. I'm still taking it.

[Hallie]

But you know what I said to you yesterday? I was like, dad, I didn't give you consent to be born.

[Chip]

Oh, I know. I know.

[Hallie]

You know, it wasn't my choice is what happened.

[Sponsor Voice]

You made me.

[Hallie]

You made an animal.

[Chip]

And I will say this, and people say it also is. You know, with bachelors, we dress.

[Hallie]

We do. And you wouldn't want us to dress like.

[Chip]

Plus, I want stuff.

[Hallie]

Quality over quantity.

[Chip]

I want stuff people don't have.

[Hallie]

Yeah, no one has that suit.

[Chip]

Where'd you get that? Well, they only made one. Yeah, like that Montclair jacket that I use when you went out to Aspen or whatever.

[Hallie]

Ye.

[Chip]

Joe cleaned it too, by the way.

[Hallie]

It was already dirty when I.

[Chip]

A couple stains and some lipstick on them, but here we go. It was only one of four made or something like that. You never see that coat again.

[Hallie]

You go. I'm only lending it to you because I know if you it up, you can afford it.

[Chip]

You can buy me a new one.

[Hallie]

That is true. All right. What is your favorite thing to do as a family?

[Chip]

Trying to figure out, like, a show or something. Let's face it.

[Hallie]

We get here, we have the same routine.

[Chip]

We have lunch usually, or you know, if it's after like 4:35 o', clock, we start having a couple martinis, go to nice dinners. Next day, get up, work out. We work out like animals. This shit doesn't happen overnight. And then rinse and repeat. We basically shop, eat, workout and drink. Yeah, that's the four.

[Hallie]

This is my favorite things to do.

[Chip]

Exactly.

[Hallie]

All right, let's talk about your lower. Let's go back to the beginning a little bit. I don't know if I want to start at like college, dad, or like. Where do you want to start?

[Chip]

I'll start anyway, you tell me.

[Hallie]

Where'd you grow up?

[Chip]

So I grew up on the south shore, down to Mass. High school was great. I was a good athlete. Played football, kept my football team the whole bullshit. But I needed to get out of the town I was in. And then my mom died when I was 18, so I moved to Milton with my grandmother while I was going to college. My grandmother taught me a lot about a lot of different things.

[Hallie]

So you were really close to your grandma? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chip]

But I grew up piss poor, as you know. We didn't have anything. I mean, my dad, the biggest year at the phone company, Four to Midnight, he might have made 28 grand. We had five kids.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

I knew what poor was like and I didn't want to do that. So I worked my balls off.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

To get, you know, to where we are now.

[Hallie]

Didn't you're like high school counselor say, like there's no way to ever be successful.

[Chip]

Like she told me to go to this. They call it the four Cs. Cape Cod Community College. Mike, what are you talking about?

[Hallie]

That.

[Chip]

So I went to Northeastern for two semesters and I got straight A's. You know, I spent more time in high school on the field than I did in the classroom. I didn't. And even go to class, I didn't have to. I was counting the football team. And then I transferred to a school in upstate New York and Union College. Dutchman, baby.

[Hallie]

Me and my brothers went there, my

[Chip]

brother went there, I went there, my nephew went there, and three of my four kids went there.

[Hallie]

What were you like in college? Were you in a frat?

[Chip]

Du. Du. It's built on. Without du, baby. I was trying to get an. I felt a thigh, but they didn't let me in. But I tap a keg was one I was looking at.

[Hallie]

Also such a dad joke. I'm obsessed. Did you have girlfriends in college? Like, were you like a man whore? Did you Ever. Like ghost girls. Like, what was it like?

[Chip]

I was total ghosts. We didn't have the. We didn't have the Google machine.

[Hallie]

You'd have to use, like a smoke signal.

[Chip]

Watch and learn, boys. You have to go right up. I always went up to the hottest girl, too, so I always got fucking rejected. But nine out of 10 times, I got the Heisman, which is why I married your mom, because they fucking went up to the hottest girl in that group, too.

[Hallie]

You need to tell that story of how you met mom.

[Chip]

We're gonna answer the other question. So I had, like, girlfriends, kinda. But I did have a girlfriend in college for the, like, last year and a half, but I was so young, I didn't like. I feel anything to offer anybody.

[Hallie]

I think people kind of like, get into relationships in college because it's like you're on. All on canvas. It's like you're, like, gated in. You're like. You feel like you need some sort of, like, companionship.

[Chip]

Yeah. And, you know, my grandmother gave me great advice. She said, don't. She goes, stay alive till 35.

[Hallie]

You tell me that, you know, I

[Chip]

said, I don't want to die at 35. I said, no, I'm saying. She said to me, don't get married to your 35. I got married at 34 and a half. Because you won't have financially be there to support someone in a family and you won't have sold your oats. So if I had to give advice to guys, stick tight, you know, middle, mid to late 30s, and then start thinking about it.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Would you give that same advice to me?

[Chip]

Yeah. I mean, it's different for women because, you know, you're on the clock. Right.

[Hallie]

You know, now you can, like, freeze your eggs.

[Chip]

Right. Right.

[Hallie]

So there's ways around it. Now I don't feel like I'm ready to be in a relationship.

[Chip]

Don't.

[Hallie]

But then you have Brynn, who's getting married.

[Chip]

She's 30, so by.

[Hallie]

I'm guessing, but she's 15 months older than me. Like, you don't have that big gap.

[Chip]

Right. Right.

[Hallie]

I just can't picture my.

[Chip]

You guys. No, no. You guys have two different mentalities about

[Hallie]

that and, like, two different worlds too.

[Chip]

And she's got a great guy, so. But I wouldn't be. If I'm a guy out there, I wouldn't be thinking about it, you know? Yeah. Slay as much as you can and

[Hallie]

then you can get away with.

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[Hallie]

all right, let's go back to meeting Mom.

[Chip]

So we're at a bar at a private party and I was with my girlfriend at the time. I dated probably six, seven months and one of my buddies and I saw Mama with like six of her hens. They're probably all still single. And I said to my buddy, Mama had this cute little bob haircut and he's like Jackie O. Like she's so shot glass. Oh. So I turned those Jackie oh, and the Snacky O. But that's on episode two. But I said to my buddy, I said, you see that girl over there? I'm gonna marry that girl.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

And then I said to my girlfriend, I said, I'll be right back. And she's like, so. So I said, I'll be right back. So I'm going over to throw in the bathroom. Mama's roommate sort of jumps in between us. And I didn't have the greatest reputation in town with the ladies, so she said, like, no way you're going to date her. Like. And then they all started blowing me. I said, all right, you know, I'll. I'll get. Then I knew where she worked, so I. I was going to. Yeah. Today they call it. You know, back then it was being aggressive. Today you'd get five to 15 stocking. I was using fucking fake numbers. Everything was awesome. That was the time where you get there.

[Hallie]

Yeah, it's good.

[Chip]

We didn't go on a date for like three months.

[Hallie]

What'd you call her? Was it called screening?

[Chip]

No, it was no call screening back then. I just found out where she worked and I found, you know, how to get a hold of her. And then the first date we were on, I went for a run before the date, and it was like the worst run I've ever done in like five mile thing. I was dying. I was 45 minutes late. She was. I was walking in, she was walking out.

[Hallie]

So you begged her, stalked her to get on a date, and then you showed up. 45 minutes.

[Chip]

Yeah, that's.

[Hallie]

Oh, she was probably. There's like smoke coming out of her side herself.

[Chip]

Like, I literally had to push her back into the bar. But after that, it was smooth sailing money. Yeah.

[Hallie]

Yeah. You guys have been together for how long now?

[Chip]

34 years.

[Hallie]

34.

[Chip]

We'll be together 34, married 31 this June.

[Hallie]

I love unheard of these days. We love that bitch. Shout out, Mom. I'm trying to get her on the pod, too.

[Chip]

She'll be on the pod.

[Hallie]

She shy. I always say that your relationship is like a rock star relationship. Like, she's the rock. She keeps you humble, in place, gets it done, and you're the star. You kind of bring her out of her shell a little bit too. So it kind of like, works in

[Chip]

the kind of way say, she's the steak on the sizzle. Yeah. Because we're a big steak family, as you know.

[Hallie]

I Love it.

[Chip]

Go 23. I didn't do any of that shit with the hospital visits and all that. That was all mama.

[Hallie]

Hospital visits.

[Chip]

You know, when you had to Go, like, doctor's visits and all that crap you guys had to do. I didn't do any of that.

[Hallie]

Mom did everything. I feel like when it came to, like, school stuff or we're gonna get in trouble at school or if one of us had to go to rehab, like, mom always is just the one

[Chip]

coordinating all that shit, you know, we went to these. I always think about it. We went. You guys went to the most exclusive private high schools in the country and would go there, and you'd see all these family that thought they were perfect. Yeah, we're like, no, we're not perfect. Our cabinets at the house look like a CVS, don't they? Who needs Proac?

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Who needs.

[Hallie]

Who needs Oxy Anex on aisle 12? You know, it's honestly real and authentic. I think why people like me a lot or appreciate me a bit is because I'm honest.

[Chip]

You're real about it. You talk about your fake tits and your teeth and your eating disorder. I mean, I think that helps people.

[Hallie]

Yeah. You know, it creates a conversation at the very least.

[Chip]

Again, these families that think they're perfect, it's all.

[Hallie]

It's very Wellesley. Those Wellesley.

[Chip]

Yeah. You can pick any town you want.

[Hallie]

Do people come up to you a lot in Boston?

[Chip]

All the time. I get fan blumed.

[Hallie]

You call it fan bombs?

[Chip]

Yeah. And I ask people, the first thing I say, they ask me, are you Hallie's dad? I'm like, do I owe you money? Or, you know, I guess I get that out of the way. But I asked him all I said, why do you follow Hal? I said, a, you're real. Can you talk about, you know, sucking dick or whatever, doing. But B, you're funny as shit. And you are funny, and I think I gave. I think I gave you a little. The funny isms.

[Hallie]

No, you definitely did.

[Chip]

Come on, baby.

[Hallie]

Now you text me one day, you go, your tick tock is funny as. Yeah, you should get into acting.

[Chip]

Life is an act.

[Hallie]

No, it's good. It's good. Do people ask you to take photos a lot?

[Chip]

Yeah. You know, if I get a hundred fan bombs, maybe 50, ask for a selfie.

[Hallie]

I kind of love it. All right, let's talk about the fam a bit. Now, what is one story about me as a child that perfectly explains why I am the way I am today?

[Chip]

Oh, my God. This is gonna go for a while. You were so obsessed with so many different things at certain parts of your life. Like, one year, it was like tsunamis. What is it?

[Hallie]

I used to be Obsessed with horses.

[Chip]

Horses.

[Hallie]

Then one year.

[Chip]

No, no, one year was chicken pot pie.

[Hallie]

I still love chicken pop.

[Chip]

And one year, I was learning Papa Mental. I remember you bought that book. It was about this thick. You opened, like, one page, and that thing was left at Logan Airport. Coming back from Aruba.

[Hallie]

I forgot about Poppy. I used to watch YouTube videos of tsunamis for hours on end.

[Chip]

I don't remember that.

[Hallie]

And natural disasters. Really, it was.

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[Hallie]

I feel like everyone.

[Chip]

You are a tsunami.

[Hallie]

What else? Surfing.

[Chip]

Yeah. Oh, yeah. And you were good, too. People realize on the podcast what a badass you are. Because I explained to somebody yesterday, I think it was Lauren, I said, if Hallie's standing a foot away from you, she could kick you in the face. She's got a brown belt. She can fucking snap us both in that. And I've seen the. Seen her, like, when they were younger, beat the shit out of both of her brothers. Like, no problem at all.

[Hallie]

No. And also, like, I was really good at karate.

[Chip]

Dude, you were a fucking killer.

[Hallie]

I was. I would beat the fuck out of boys. Remember?

[Chip]

Every girl that had to fight Hallie, you'd see a little peace stain around that crotch. Cause I'm like, they'd leave, and it'd be over with.

[Hallie]

And then I would rock their absolute shit.

[Chip]

Oh, the girls. Wasn't it all came down to howling. This kid, you know, you probably won 60 of the fights against him. He was good. He was a nice kid, too. He had a nice family.

[Hallie]

No, he was technical. Like, I remember he had good, like, technique, but I was just more aggressive.

[Chip]

Like when I thought you were gonna fucking snap.

[Hallie]

No, I did snap. Remember how he came in after that when sensei was like, go. And I just came in at his fucking face?

[Chip]

Yeah. I think I told you to do that, Cook. Fucking kick his ass.

[Hallie]

I know. It was like a Karate Kid moment.

[Chip]

So again, you were obsessive. You're like a. I'm very obsessive. Yeah. When you pick one thing, it's like the world is closing in and nothing around you matters other than chicken pot pie.

[Hallie]

It's such a good comfort food.

[Chip]

Ah, it's so great.

[Hallie]

What was the most dramatic thing I ever did growing up?

[Chip]

The most dramatic thing?

[Hallie]

I wasn't a dungeon whore from the beginning. Remember I used to, like, shove my fingers down my throat when I was 2 and do the Exorcist.

[Chip]

That was like, a precursor. Well, when you were born, your mother had to go bareback because they up the epidural and, you know You've been a pain in her butt since. But I, I wasn't really good in the like the rooms when you guys are being born. I think I was watching the Flintstones when you were being like that fucking Bonnie Rebel. What an actor that guy is. And you make yourself throw up at night going into the crib because you didn't want to go to bed. The whole head wound, hallelujah time, you know, we didn't know.

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[Hallie]

When I was cross eyed.

[Chip]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hallie]

I can still do it.

[Chip]

Yeah, yeah, I know. Don't do that, honey. That brings back bad memories. But literally we're. We're at Mass General every month with a. I said keep the tab open. They thought we were beating the out of you. You had to go in there so much. Like, I think they have pictures on you on the wall. Head wound alley.

[Hallie]

I think I'm on wing there.

[Chip]

Oh, God, no.

[Hallie]

There was one year that I was in the hospital. Hospital at least five times for different head injuries. I fell off the bed.

[Chip]

One, the worst one when you guys are at school doing that like theater thing. Done that church.

[Hallie]

Oh.

[Chip]

When I rolled, stepped over that and you hit it right on the.

[Hallie]

I was rolling down the stairs. Or how about when. What's this space fiat all through Tweety Clock at my head?

[Chip]

I wasn't there.

[Hallie]

I was gushing.

[Chip]

Was he trying to kill you?

[Hallie]

Did you ever think that when I was young I would be going into like social media or something that was public facing?

[Chip]

Social media was just starting to kick in when you were young. You know, you guys are doing different stuff, but you know, you have all the attributes to be great at this. You're funny, you're attractive, you're smart. You know how to go through it.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

And as much as I like to think I know everything about everything, you know, at one point is probably a couple years ago he said, dad, shut the up. You don't know what you're doing. I need your help in X, Y and Z legal account thing, whatever. From there. I got it. And I can. I appreciate that.

[Hallie]

I do appreciate. I feel like you want to be so helpful in everything that we are doing with our careers and stuff. And this is the one thing that I feel like you. You didn't know as much as I did.

[Chip]

Dude, I don't even know how to turn the Google machine on, bro. You should see me, like if you ask me to like go on Facebook or whatever it is and like Instagram. Insta. I wouldn't know how to do it. No I see the though.

[Hallie]

No, it's. You think I'm funny and great when you think is funny.

[Chip]

What is it?

[Hallie]

Who else do you follow that you think is funny?

[Chip]

I just follow you and grade and basically.

[Hallie]

Okay, yeah. That's all you really need.

[Chip]

You know, when you go on certain feeds, they know exactly what the you're doing. I often find myself getting feeds for steaks, which I love, and then pizza, which I don't eat a lot of, but.

[Hallie]

But it's fun to watch.

[Chip]

Yeah, I watch you guys just so

[Hallie]

like, you know what? It works.

[Chip]

She said that about me. Whatever Hallie says about me is in fact true. People think I did say talk to

[Hallie]

never said anything bad about you.

[Chip]

No, I know. It's all great. But I did talk to this girl once. She said, don't you guys make that up just for the tick tocks. I'm like, no, our family's up. Well, we go hard like morning, noon, and night.

[Hallie]

I know. People are like, you party so much. I'm like, I'm a product of my environment. We like to rip it. Life is short. Drink. Oh, like I could get hit by a bus leaving this podcast studio right now. At least I'll have a slight buzz on.

[Chip]

I love that. How'd you do it? Well, monkey in a fucking bus. Yeah.

[Hallie]

All right. Who is the problem child in our home out of the four of us?

[Chip]

Depends what the problem is. But you've been a lot of work in certain areas, and Chad's been a lot of work.

[Hallie]

We're actually conveniently both the middle kids.

[Chip]

Totally.

[Hallie]

But you know the difference between me and Chad? I feel like I always had kind of like a conscience, and mine was like, a little bit more out of my control.

[Chip]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Chad just makes stupid decisions.

[Chip]

Yeah. And that's not his fault. He's, you know, but he's. He's gonna. He's gonna get that.

[Hallie]

No, he's crushing it right now.

[Chip]

He's crushing it right now.

[Hallie]

All your kids are.

[Chip]

The kid is. He's got grandfather's blue eyes.

[Hallie]

I mean, he's a stud.

[Chip]

He is a stud. And. And his brother is too. So can I get another drink or.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Should we refresh?

[Chip]

That's a too go.

[Hallie]

Remember when you guys grounded me for nine months? It never stuck.

[Chip]

I think you're still grounded. So we go away, Allison and I, and I don't know, probably.

[Hallie]

Oh, wait, no, that was a different time. I'm talking about the time where I got alcohol.

[Chip]

Everything just have to rages you guys had. I probably don't even know about. But we came back, Hallie had a rager. You know, we have a five story brownstone. She probably had 100 people in there.

[Hallie]

No, that's not true. It was actually small, but just like two of the girls happened to like get sick. Cuz the cops came.

[Chip]

Our house is kind of unique and that the rug in our master bed, which they had these Tibetan guys.

[Hallie]

This hand sewn by blind nuns.

[Chip]

Exactly. Totally. Thing costs like zillion dollars. We come home and it's got bleach stains all over the thing. Totally destroyed. And Hallie, in infinite wisdom, thought getting bleached to get the puke stains out would work. Is that how it rolled?

[Hallie]

I didn't clean it up. I think was trying to clean it up.

[Chip]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Because it wasn't my friend. And she was drunk and used bleach instead of something that could have probably just. It wasn't even a big mess. She created a bigger mess using bleach. It was bad. I wrote him a 17 page apology letter and it included pictures.

[Chip]

Yeah, I still have that.

[Hallie]

Oh, but it was actually. That was not even the time I was referring to. It's referring to the time where I got alcohol poisoning.

[Chip]

Before you were 14 or so.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I was like, yeah, I remember.

[Chip]

You came home.

[Hallie]

You know what I did for that? I went into your liquor cabinet and I took every clear alcohol liquid and like, just took a little from each and put it into a water bottle so you wouldn't notice I took any.

[Chip]

Right.

[Hallie]

So think about like cleared tequila, gin, clear vodka, a nuke.

[Chip]

Basically, cold as the days.

[Hallie]

And I drank the whole thing, almost like foaming at the mouth. It was a huge storm and mom had to come pick me up.

[Chip]

Oh, darn it.

[Hallie]

And then you forced me to go back to karate.

[Chip]

Yeah. You know, that happens to everybody. Happens.

[Hallie]

You know, I know you were kind of laughing at it.

[Chip]

I introduced you to wine when you were seven, eight. And I don't know if people know on the podcast that Hal's got a palate second to none. Like even stuns some sommeliers when she says, all right, I taste, I don't have that palate. And people like, wow, you were.

[Hallie]

It's probably because you were feeding me wine at the age of six.

[Chip]

Yeah. Because you had a pure taste to it. I didn't want you guys to like, you know, at age 15 or 16 when you started ripping it to like be new to alcohol. And wine's like a good entree.

[Hallie]

Yeah. And the rusty beaches and Aruba Too.

[Chip]

Remember when I was, like, 12 up? It's a height thing there. You could be 10 years old, but if you make the thing, it's like getting into Disney, you know, if you make the thing, they'll give you drinks. Yeah.

[Hallie]

It's like a weight and height limit.

[Chip]

Yeah. Oh, God.

[Hallie]

I remember that time when I was like, 12 and you gave me my first beach and you were like. And I was like, giggling the whole.

[Chip]

Yeah, you couldn't stop laughing. That was funny.

[Hallie]

Who got in the most trouble growing up and for doing what?

[Chip]

Probably Chad, I would guess.

[Hallie]

Chad did get kicked out of a couple. He was just meant for, like, a regime, like, you know what I mean? Like, he was just kind of, you

[Chip]

know, Mama said to me recently, said, you know, all those things that I had to go fight the battle for and said, chad didn't do it. Chad didn't do it. Chad didn't chance. He did it. I love. I was like that. I was a wise ass.

[Hallie]

You know, he's just like adhd and.

[Chip]

Yeah. Me and Michael Egan, when we were like, eight years old, lit our entire house on fire.

[Hallie]

Wait, why?

[Chip]

I don't know. We just like playing with matches. So is this your job? You like to sit here and, like, answer questions from dopes like me? Yeah. I love that.

[Hallie]

It's awesome. Crazy.

[Chip]

The world the one you had the best line. I want to apply to be a Bush out the Super Bowl. We're at.

[Hallie]

Oh, yeah. Like, I want to be. How do you get.

[Chip]

I thought you brand deal and go out there and, you know, no one showed you the love you. You didn't miss anything. Both teams didn't play great Patriots.

[Hallie]

It was a boring game.

[Chip]

The halftime show was made for tv, not for people that were there. There was no one, like, going crazy. It was because you can't see where what's his name was going through the bushes.

[Hallie]

Yeah, no, it's fine. I actually didn't care that I missed it, but it was a good tick tock.

[Chip]

They should have it in Miami or someplace warmer.

[Hallie]

Isn't next year in la?

[Chip]

I think it is. Yeah.

[Hallie]

Well, we could go to that.

[Chip]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Who's most like you out of the four of us? And who's most like Mom?

[Chip]

Brynn's the most like Mom. Probably you are. You and or Chad are most like me.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Based off. I don't think I look like you, though.

[Chip]

No. No. Yeah.

[Hallie]

I look like the mailman here.

[Chip]

Yeah. Thank God. But, yeah, you look like the UPS guy. Six three, blonde. I'm like, look at Sammy. Six feet, shredded. Like a bad report card. I'm like, dude, I said, allison, I said, hey, if you. I'll take one for the team, you know, let you have your way. As long as he's playing Sammy.

[Hallie]

I can't even post Sammy or Chad on my story anymore because the DMS I get about them are just so inappropriate. I'm like, guys, what do you mean? These are my baby brothers.

[Chip]

The best one. One girl said, do you do weddings? Like, the groom? That was classic, that one. Again, all four of you are beautiful in your own way.

[Hallie]

And do you have a favorite, though?

[Chip]

You know, but I'm not gonna announce that favorite.

[Hallie]

Is it Sammy?

[Chip]

No, I spent the most time with Sammy.

[Hallie]

Because you had to.

[Chip]

Well, yeah, well, Chad went to boarding school, so I lost four years of hanging out with him, but. But every Little League game, everything. You know, the one thing I wanted to be as a dad is for all of you guys, is I didn't want to be the dad that wasn't there. You know, you can never say, I was not there.

[Hallie]

No, you took a sledding. Like, you were always so hands on. Like, totally. When we would sneak into the pool when we were younger, what's our Facebook or friends?

[Chip]

I used to put mascara on the kid's face, like, at night with, like, commandos, which sneak down on the pool and unscrew the light bulbs and go in. What's the name? I don't get into that. Broke my toe.

[Hallie]

I had a friend at the time, and my dad was trying to hoist her, trying to get over the fence, and she fell onto him and broke his foot. Do you listen to my podcast?

[Chip]

I. I watched, like, the first one, and then you started getting about sucking dick and all the other stuff. So I'm like, I'm not sure I should be watching this one right now. I know what your stick is, and I know the whole thing, and it doesn't bother me. I mean, it's all natural, and people want to hear that. It's funny, as I'm not like, remember when Grammy watched? Oh, yeah. Why does she have to say all the time? Because that's what people in Boston do. The word in Boston is like a. In the middle of every sentence. What the.

[Hallie]

Yeah, it's like, what the.

[Chip]

In a good way. Yeah, we're going to that game.

[Hallie]

I don't know what episode she listened to. I was. I just talked about this recently to someone, whether it was like, the first episode of when I went on Call Her Daddy or if it was the first episode of my show. I don't know which one she watched, but she couldn't figure out press pause on her iPad and she almost threw it out the window.

[Chip]

Okay. No, but I, you know, I picked up pieces and you know, I don't need to watch it. But I understand the whole concept.

[Hallie]

It's business.

[Chip]

Yeah. I like it though. People are here. I don't give a. It's just shit's happening anyway. You just happen to have the balls to talk about it.

[Hallie]

That's what I'm saying. Has there been anything I said that you disagreed with?

[Chip]

No, it's all normal. Like. Yeah, you know.

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[Hallie]

What would be your best advice for me in business and with podcasts and social media?

[Chip]

I wish I could give you advice, but I keep doing what you're doing and keep all avenues open. Whether it's TV or shows or podcasting, whatever. People want to watch you.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

You know, I'm saying that as a person that watches you day to day, you know, on all your tick tocks and whatnot, you're fucking funny and you get a following second to none. It's only getting better too.

[Hallie]

Is there like a philosophy or like advice on like money and like spending money that you wish I would actually listen to?

[Chip]

You know, they say spend 50%, save 25% and you know, take the other 25 as far as like a long term play. But, you know, not to piss it away. You know, you guys are gonna inherit all the. I have eventually. And you know, just keep grinding. Save. You know, this thing could close tomorrow. Take whatever you're making a stash it away.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

And go.

[Hallie]

And I don't think put it in the money market.

[Chip]

I don't even, you know, whatever. You know, you're making 5, 6% or whatever. I don't think you're even at the tip of the iceberg of where you're gonna go with this whole talent.

[Hallie]

Yeah, no, I think I'm at the very beginning.

[Chip]

This is the beginning of it.

[Hallie]

I think I'm just getting in a groove.

[Chip]

Totally.

[Hallie]

I think it's gonna be big.

[Chip]

I see people out there doing the big numbers like that. You blow them away. And I'm not just saying that because you're my daughter. I'm just saying in general, you think I'm funnier or much funnier.

[Hallie]

And I'm also. People have this like, misconception that I'm dumb. I'm not dumb at all.

[Chip]

You were like two points away from getting a B plus. Hallie was a art history classics major, right? Yeah. Fluent in Latin. And she was like two points away from graduating from college with distinction in her major in high school also. You know, you had a great GPA coming out of your last quarter. Junior first quarter.

[Hallie]

I was perfectionist. And then that year, though, I was really going.

[Chip]

Yeah. And then we checked in and then we had to go to rehab after that.

[Hallie]

Yeah. And you remember when I went to rehab for the first time, showed up with cookies in my homework and said, I hope you feel better.

[Chip]

And you know, it's kind of like prison when you're in rehab. Halle, like, was the queen bee. So every day they'd show up and they go in this room, you know, sitting on the couch and hel be like, barking the order. No, you get my for me. It's like, you know, get my yarn. Remember I snuck in that burner phone? You're not supposed to have a cell phone.

[Hallie]

I remember, like, well, they would seal off all, like, the bottoms of the bed or whatever. And I brought in, like, Sex in the City, like, the TV series. And they said, no, it's too triggering.

[Chip]

Yeah. And then your roommate knocked on you and told you they had to burn a phone. Nobody used to watch you piss. You have to when you go to the bathroom.

[Hallie]

Yeah. They stand there, which I understand, but, like, there was that one time where my roommate was doing sit ups and I was like, clean up on aisle 12. Get her, get her. Look at her. She's on the board. And sit ups. It was so in there. Yeah, it's whatever. It was kind of like janky, though. Like, I wish I went to, like, where I would get acupuncture and like, it was like a spa retreat.

[Chip]

You look out the window, you're looking at the entrance of Harvard too.

[Hallie]

Oh, yeah. Let's do some questions for you about relationship and love. You and mom are together, which is rare for these days, you know, given that everyone's a fucking psychopath. What is your secret to a long lasting, happy, loving relationship?

[Chip]

60 to get 40. I want to do more for your mother than I expect back from her.

[Hallie]

Give 60 to expect 40.

[Chip]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

I've never heard you say that. And that's honestly so brilliant.

[Chip]

60% of all your efforts, but expect 40 back.

[Hallie]

She gives you a lot, though. What is it she gives you? I feel like you guys are both so in love with each other. You guys are best friends.

[Chip]

Kidding me. Totally. And you know, I, I, I make no apologies. Your mother's hot.

[Hallie]

She, she's the hottest.

[Chip]

See the ass and the legs on her?

[Hallie]

Yes.

[Chip]

Oh, my God. I got pics if you want to see, like, as beautiful as she is on the outside, on the inside, she's really nice. She's so honest.

[Hallie]

She's like, you know, she's so sensitive and catering. She's so, such a good mother.

[Chip]

A. She's awesome.

[Hallie]

And I'm sure she's a great partner too.

[Chip]

I'm, I don't call her a. But all right.

[Hallie]

The next is looking at the guys I date.

[Chip]

Yeah. I haven't seen, you know, who's a flavor.

[Hallie]

Let Me finish.

[Chip]

Who's the flavor of the week?

[Hallie]

Let me finish the question. Looking at the guys I date or my generation in general, what is the number one issue you think my generation has with dating? I could probably answer this for you.

[Chip]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Hallie]

I think it's accessibility. You see so much of these, like, inside Insta baddies online. These guys think that everyone's just so accessible these days. I think.

[Chip]

Well, the issue is that in the old days, you actually had to go up and talk to the person. If I was gonna.

[Hallie]

Men are now. They don't come up to you.

[Chip]

Exactly.

[Hallie]

And they're scared of me. They are.

[Chip]

So they think I'm a, you know, the hottest. That's why I always went up to the hottest girl in the room to get a date or whatever. Because no one goes up to the hot girl because they don't have the balls to go up to them.

[Hallie]

No one has the balls but the guys.

[Chip]

You know, I don't know.

[Hallie]

I've been out where I go to a bar and, like, there'll be a group of guys at a table next to me and I'll be at a table with my girls neck, like, whatever. No one will say a word to each other. And then I'll leave the bar and I'll get like, DMS on Instagram being like, I was next to you at the bar.

[Chip]

I'm like, you just buy. You don't bite. Like, not anyway.

[Hallie]

I'm just like, this is such a pussy move. You're just like. You feel safer behind a keyboard.

[Chip]

Be a fucking man. Just one walk up and introduce yourself.

[Hallie]

What's the worst that could happen?

[Chip]

No.

[Hallie]

Yeah. I just, I. I agree with you. I think the biggest, you know.

[Chip]

You know, I have a problem with this. The guys that ask someone out on a date and they ask at the end of the. When the bill comes to split the check.

[Hallie]

Oh, my God, you would never do that advice.

[Chip]

I said, h. This what you do. You get up and say, not only I'm not splitting the check. I'll tell you something else. Is not splitting. Is these legs. I said, give them the butter. Or if you're at Italian restaurant, the olive oil, send them to tuggy Town and hit up your girls and go do some shots and kiss cute boys. I mean, the splitting the check thing just drives me crazy.

[Hallie]

It's just such a move.

[Chip]

Totally. And guys, the girls control the show, bro. I know what you want. There's one thing you want.

[Hallie]

Yeah. There's a reason you're buying dinner.

[Chip]

You Want the pie? I had this class when I was at school. It was an English class actually. And this is a real term called vagina dentata, something like that. Some Greek term, a Latin term. And this professor, I was in with a couple of my boys from my fraternity and the professor was making this argument that the. The world evolves around the vagina.

[Hallie]

I think so. I think sex controls everything.

[Chip]

I told this vagina and then he had these marks going on. I thought it was because it was the 80s. Everyone had the bush back then. But he drew the things out like this. And I drew circles. I'm like, all right, what's that? Like some disease giving gonorrhea. So he said, all right, why do you make money to get. Why do you, you know, stay in shape to get. Why do you.

[Hallie]

Why do you want to look good?

[Chip]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

And I'm looking at my.

[Hallie]

Why do you go to the gym?

[Chip]

This guy is right.

[Hallie]

That's true. Isn't it like we lowkey hold all the power.

[Chip]

Totally, totally.

[Hallie]

It's just like society wants to flip it.

[Chip]

Yeah. But no, no, no, no. It's. It'll never be flipped. It's been the same way for a million years.

[Hallie]

It's true. It's true. What? Did you like any of my ex boyfriends or any guy I've ever brought around? Did you like any of them or you think they were all.

[Chip]

Well, you know, you really didn't.

[Hallie]

I've never really had a real boyfriend.

[Chip]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it happened for a while and he was a good high school boyfriend.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

But you know, give him the Heisman and then in college, I didn't really know if you were, you know, he had. He was a great guy. I loved him. Handsome. He did. He was a polite kid, gentleman, and he was a good college sort of boyfriend. Am.

[Hallie]

I think I was honestly too mean for him.

[Chip]

Yeah, he couldn't handle.

[Hallie]

I walked him like a dog.

[Chip]

He couldn't handle you?

[Hallie]

No, he couldn't.

[Chip]

But you know, but he was a good person.

[Hallie]

I agree.

[Chip]

Yeah, he was a good person.

[Hallie]

And you know, what about what's his face. The older guy.

[Chip]

He was a flash in the pan. He was literally. He was up for a hot, hot moment. Next thing you know, he's crying to his mommy on the boat back out of Nantucket. I'll give guys advice that want to go up and ask you for a date or whatever. You know, women are expensive. All right, so pick your price point carefully because ain't getting cheaper when you get married. No, this one's not cheap, trust me.

[Hallie]

I'm literally not cheap at all.

[Chip]

No, you shouldn't be either. Don't settle, you know.

[Hallie]

No, and that's why I'm waiting. Yeah, that's what I'm telling myself anyways.

[Chip]

Whatever.

[Hallie]

That. Yeah. What is one quality you'd want me to find in a partner that I haven't realized I need yet?

[Chip]

Make sure he has your back, you know? You don't want some fucking dickhead not backing you up. When I met Mama, we'd go to, like, these black tie events, all right? I knew she was the one. I could be across the room working the deal, and she'd be across the room talking to people that she didn't probably want to talk to.

[Hallie]

That, Yeah.

[Chip]

I knew exactly what she was saying about me.

[Hallie]

What was she saying?

[Chip]

No, she's saying X, Y and Z. If some blew me shit to her. A blue tissue, mate. She had my back.

[Hallie]

She does have your back.

[Chip]

Yeah, at all times. That's the one you want.

[Hallie]

That's so sweet. I've never heard you see that. Yeah, she's definitely a keeper.

[Chip]

Oh, hey. I'd be lost without her. Yeah, look at this pack. She goes, I go. Vice versa.

[Hallie]

It's dark.

[Chip]

Yeah, it's kind of dark.

[Hallie]

But then I guess I get my inheritance quicker. No,

[Chip]

I'm kidding. You spending it right? Right now. Oh, Daddy.

[Hallie]

I'm going to ask you a few questions.

[Chip]

Answer every one of them.

[Hallie]

What's the one most important piece of advice you gave to your kids?

[Chip]

I don't care what you choose to do, whether it's being a influencer, a pizza maker, the CEO of IBM. Just be the best at it.

[Hallie]

Be the best pizza maker.

[Chip]

I told all of you, I don't care what you do, just be the best at it. Work hard. Yeah, Someone's coming in second. It's not going to be you guys.

[Hallie]

What is your best piece of business advice?

[Chip]

Best piece of business. Nice. You know, don't sell the product, sell the outcome. So let them visualize where it's going to be at the end of the day when you pitch the thing. And I've done it.

[Hallie]

You know, I pitch the dream rather

[Chip]

than, like, process for 35 years. I could sell. Trust me. I'd get up in front of 500 people.

[Hallie]

Do you still do deals or are you kind of like, out of.

[Chip]

Yeah, I'm doing development deals. I'm not doing any brokerage deals.

[Hallie]

Okay. Have we ever been on a banner together?

[Chip]

Our life is a bender.

[Hallie]

Our life is A bender. I've been trying to say this.

[Chip]

Let me lay out a weekend. Lay it out right. Thursday night, Seagrill. Boom, boom, boom. Friday, usually in they go down on the back bar crew. Saturday, Galley, My favorite restaurant in all the world. Champagne. Rip it up. Saturday night, Sunday, Cisco Brewery. Boom. My buddy, Jay Harmon. Your pal. Yep. Literally for like 72 hours. The booze is flowing.

[Hallie]

Booze is flowing.

[Chip]

But we all work out like animals, though. It's not like we're just, you know, sitting around doing anything.

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[Hallie]

You have to have.

[Chip]

I got a 32 inch waist and I can't, you know, you can't be eating, drink like a Viking without working out hard.

[Hallie]

What have I done that reminded you the most of yourself?

[Chip]

You've had success in the your chosen field. I knew you were going to be successful. Really, really successful.

[Hallie]

Because there's always been times where like, I didn't fully believe in myself.

[Chip]

No, no. Come on.

[Hallie]

But I feel like I was kind of destined to do something with a camera.

[Chip]

No, no. You always so tough. So I knew you're gonna be good.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

And you're beautiful like your mom and your sister. So, you know.

[Hallie]

That's sweet.

[Chip]

Yeah. No, it's reality.

[Hallie]

What's the ideal man you'd want to see me with?

[Chip]

That's a good question. You know, again, you want, obviously you're not gonna pick some chomp. You want probably a good looking guy that has values that, you know, again,

[Hallie]

that has to be like a little older.

[Chip]

Yeah, yeah, definitely.

[Hallie]

You're, you know, nine years older.

[Chip]

Yeah. At least nine years old. Because I don't think anyone in mid-30s can handle you Tornado. You kidding me? They'd be peeing their pants screaming for mommy. But someone that's already gone through the and sodas oats and had, you know, had his fun, but has your back, you know, and it might be a situation where you're doing financially better than he is and he's got to live with that.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

There's guys on our block that are. I call them house mommies, but their wives are like running hedge funds that are making gajillions. And that's a decision you're going to make with your family.

[Hallie]

You know, you have to be able to like.

[Chip]

And you have to have the balls to do it.

[Hallie]

You know, it does take balls.

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[Chip]

The whole thing about the guy bringing home the bacon, making it, that's all whoever's making the money. You know, the guys that would you

[Hallie]

want to be in a relationship where like mom's making more money than you.

[Chip]

I would. I. I could live with that.

[Hallie]

You could, yeah.

[Chip]

And your mother, you know, to her credit, she had a great job killing it on the money. And when we had Chad. Chad. She made the call like, you know what? It's more important to be around my kids than it is.

[Hallie]

It's a bigger job.

[Chip]

Exactly.

[Hallie]

Yeah. What parts of yourself do you see in me?

[Chip]

What parts of. We're both funny as I'm funny. I can't tell good jokes, but I'm funny.

[Hallie]

I think you do tell them to quick.

[Chip]

I'm quick.

[Hallie]

We're both quick.

[Chip]

And the shit that comes out of my mind is like, what did he come up with that?

[Hallie]

No. That's how people say about me.

[Chip]

Yeah. Yeah, totally.

[Hallie]

So I think that's something we definitely have in common.

[Chip]

Oh, without a doubt.

[Hallie]

Where do you see me?

[Chip]

In 10 years, you will have had at least one, if not two, like, major contract deals with someone.

[Hallie]

I thought you were gonna say kids.

[Chip]

Oh, no, no, no, no. Hold on. So you would have had one, if not two contracts in that deal that is gonna propel you through the roof. And then you may decide when you get older that, you know, you might not want to have kids or whatever.

[Hallie]

I want to have kids.

[Chip]

So maybe, you know, pop out a couple mid-30s, late-30s. Mama had Sammy at 38 and a half.

[Hallie]

Well, now you can freeze eggs like that. There's things you can do now.

[Chip]

Yeah, yeah. Give it a tug, toss it in the bank and go on. You know, But I just think for you anyway, your business career right now

[Hallie]

for the next most important.

[Chip]

Without a doubt, without it.

[Hallie]

Yeah, and I 100 agree with that.

[Chip]

And I think just, you know, people, you know, I talk to people, CEOs of big companies, they're all saying they don't want to go and spend 9 million bucks for a 30 second ad at the Super Bowl. I'd rather spend a hundred thousand with you because I know exactly your audience. The penetration dollar, whatever they call it, is like 93%. If someone's going to spend money with you, they know who's watching you and that it's much quicker. It's a much quicker spend and it's easier for them to figure out their advertising. And all the companies, this industry is like, you know, call it 250 billion, it's going to be 500 billion in two years. This social media industry, they go into podcasts and influencers. That's all they're going to both. Yeah. So

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[Hallie]

what's your favorite vacation spot right now? St. Bart's I didn't I tell you that you would like. I told you you would like it.

[Chip]

I love Aruba. Don't get me wrong, Eagle beach is the second greatest beach in the world. But we go there because mama, her mom and dad went there and we have, you know, history there and whatnot. But we've been going to Saint Barts recently and we stayed at Eden Rocks where I met jg. It's just French. And my wife went to the Sorbonne. She's French Canadian.

[Hallie]

My mom's fluent French.

[Chip]

Fluent French.

[Hallie]

That's so hot too.

[Chip]

Oh, totally hot. Totally.

[Hallie]

Yeah, totally.

[Chip]

But she doesn't like speaking French when around me. But she gets nervous. It's just, you know everything I like about the greats. The sun, the place is clean. There's a gym right down the street. The. The food and the restaurants you're talking about. Yeah, it's money.

[Hallie]

We have to go there as a family.

[Chip]

Totally.

[Hallie]

I also think we should go on like a skiing situation.

[Chip]

Yeah, I want to figure out we

[Hallie]

should go to like Europe.

[Chip]

We're thinking about that. I wouldn't mind Going to Aspen, though, because, you know, Calvin. Yeah. So we'll figure that out.

[Hallie]

It's bougie.

[Chip]

Saint Barts is the answer.

[Hallie]

What are your ins and outs for the summer? So, like something you think that is in and something you want to leave in last summer, like, well, our world's

[Chip]

changing because Sammy's gone. So now we have this big brownstone by ourselves. But as you knew, I grew up pissed poor, so I want to travel a little bit more.

[Hallie]

But any places you want to see in particular?

[Chip]

No, I love Italy. Sardinia is money. But you guys should go. To me, it's tough leaving Nantucket in the summer though.

[Hallie]

You guys should go. If you were gonna travel, I feel like you should do May in June and then go to Nantucket.

[Chip]

Right, Right. I need a base.

[Hallie]

That's what you should do.

[Chip]

I think we're going back to Saint Barts in early maybe because I need a base for the color, you know?

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

You don't want to show me white as a ghost.

[Hallie]

No.

[Chip]

Fall's a good time, but you know, Italy starts to get quiet enough. I don't know. We'll figure it out. But I hate leaving Nantucket during the summer, though.

[Hallie]

I don't even like to go to Hamptons that much because locked into Nantucket.

[Chip]

Totally. You know, for people that are listening right now, Nantucket is so small. And if you're not wired in, in general, you. You can't get into any restaurant, you can't get any bar, whatever. Hallie and her sister and her brothers, they grew up down there as little kids. They know everybody owns all the bars and restaurants.

[Hallie]

It's true.

[Chip]

It's true, isn't it?

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

Now with your new social media success.

[Hallie]

No, they don't like it.

[Chip]

People want you at their place, you know.

[Hallie]

Well, sometimes, but sometimes they think it's too much.

[Chip]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hallie]

I mean, certain restaurants, certain restaurants who

[Chip]

you put on the map, they don't like the heat in general. People come to. Like when you did that thing with Grill 23, my favorite restaurant in Boston's a top steakhouse, put it on the map. Hallie did it. Her and I did a quick TikTok about drinking extra dirty and you said if you wanted extra dirty martini, this is the spot to go to within the next three days. Himl said we had to buy like more martini three deep at the bar of twenty somethings looking dirty martinis.

[Hallie]

But I learned that from you. You have to like help your people out and.

[Chip]

Yeah, I know great about it.

[Hallie]

You've been great about It, Yeah.

[Chip]

And they appreciate the business, trust me.

[Hallie]

No, you know, I love girl 23. That's the girl 23. For the people that are listening is the best steakhouse that I've ever been to in Boston. No, like in general.

[Chip]

General. They make these crushed martinis like slushies.

[Hallie]

Fucking nuts.

[Chip]

Services time rolling on the floor in that place. Yeah, you know it, you know? Yeah.

[Hallie]

What's the most drunk you've seen me ever?

[Chip]

Probably that time you came home when you were a teenager, you were falling over yourself and I kind of looked at you and stepped over and laughed and went to bed. A. You don't. You know, I gotta give you credit. You, you're a good pacer.

[Hallie]

I can.

[Chip]

You can. Hey, you can. You know, for 120 pound girl you can drink and you never really lose like control of your, you know, people.

[Hallie]

I'm never like sloppy.

[Chip]

Right, Exactly.

[Hallie]

So like I'll be up, but I'm never like, like annoyingly sloppy.

[Chip]

Right, right, right, right, right.

[Hallie]

Like, but I'm like always. I'm like a happy drunk though. I'm not like a mean drunk unless I'm drinking gin.

[Chip]

Happy drunk, yeah, yeah. Jen's not anyone's friend, but bad. Well, gin is the original. When you get a martini, gin was the original liquor. And then vodka came along.

[Hallie]

Vodka's just meshes better.

[Chip]

Yeah, I met that guy, Carl Morlais, he owns Kettle One. His family owns Kettle One from 1680, whatever. And I call him Kettle One.

[Hallie]

Carl Kettle wine dude. Yeah, I mean it's just timeless. It's the best premium liquor I think ever.

[Chip]

Yeah. When you go to any bar, the first thing you say, kettle One straight up.

[Hallie]

Yeah, I always kept one.

[Chip]

Well, I don't have. Have Kettle One or Grey Goose or whatever you, you know, the backup.

[Hallie]

And if I'm going to somewhere that doesn't carry Kettle One, I'm at the wrong place.

[Chip]

Yeah, yeah.

[Hallie]

What is the worst purchase you found on your credit card? The worst purchase that was from one of us.

[Chip]

There's not like one major purchase that's on my credit card. You know, I have a black card so the thing could buy a house with it, for Christ's sake. But there's a lot of very aggressive charges.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

Most of them retail. And again, most of them, you know, like. Oh, but we're at, we're in Nantucket for the crew s open and Chad and his infinite Wisdom orders a 15 bottle thing of Dom Perion. It's like 25 grand or something. I'm like, dude, what do you think I told the Sony, what's his name? I'm like, dude, cancel that order. I'm not paying for that. And they canceled the order. But he. And he ended up giving us two bottles of Dom too, and 25 grand. Oh, at least 25. I'm like, dude, what are you. You know, they bring out the sparkly things. And it was funny as. Oh, yeah. I said, go cancel it. I made him go cancel it.

[Hallie]

That's when he almost fell into the ocean.

[Chip]

Oh, is that the same day?

[Hallie]

Yeah. Yeah, he was being really, really funny that day. What's one thing you're most proud of me about?

[Chip]

Your success that you're having in this industry.

[Hallie]

You don.

[Chip]

Yeah, I've always been proud of you because, you know, you've always looked at stuff in your life, like, you know, even the karate and the school and all the. You take it face on and you take no prisoners. And when you're dealing with Halle, no one's coming in second. Get the out of my way. And you know, we laugh about it, but it's the reality. She takes from nobody, including myself.

[Hallie]

I do rarely.

[Chip]

Don't take me to go F off more than once, trust me.

[Hallie]

But, like, you know, you've. Have you seen any of, like, my hate comments and stuff like that? You have to have thick skin.

[Chip]

Really? Yeah, I tend not to read it. And you shouldn't read them either, you know.

[Hallie]

Well, I get some death threats. I'm basically going to give you some rapid fire Gen Z lingo.

[Chip]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

And I'm gonna ask you, like, what it means.

[Chip]

Okay.

[Hallie]

I want you to, like, guess what it means.

[Chip]

Okay.

[Hallie]

So what does Riz mean?

[Chip]

Riz? No idea. Like, if you were to guess Riz or a reservation at dinner. No, you got her good, Riz. That's res.

[Hallie]

No, like, I'm raising a up. Like.

[Chip]

Okay, is that.

[Hallie]

Yeah, it's like spinning game, essentially. Okay. Do you know what crashing out is?

[Chip]

Crashing out. Like, is that like when you're done waking up from a hangover or.

[Hallie]

I guess that would probably involve it. Yeah.

[Chip]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Like, crashing out technically means to, like, have a mental breakdown, but, like, usually induced by a bender.

[Chip]

Yeah. Booze, you know, anxiety, the whole.

[Hallie]

Yeah, let him cook.

[Chip]

Let him cook. Not sure about that one.

[Hallie]

Like, say he's like, smoke. No, it's like, say he's like, crushing it. All right, so let someone do their thing. So I show off their talent. Like, let him cook. Like if he's the best baseball player ever and he's like, hitting Home run. Like, let him cook. Let him cook.

[Chip]

Keep going, keep going.

[Hallie]

Yeah, yeah. Looks maxing.

[Chip]

Like when you look at someone, you think they're hot or something.

[Hallie]

I'd be like, oh, he's looks maxing. So heavy.

[Chip]

Yeah, I kind of got that one right.

[Hallie]

No, you didn't.

[Chip]

You're not the best dad. Get the out of here.

[Hallie]

So looks maxing is to do everything to achieve your personal appearance, maximizing your looks.

[Chip]

Okay. Looks maxing. That makes sense.

[Hallie]

Do you know what G is?

[Chip]

What is it?

[Hallie]

G. Spell it. G, Y, A, T, T, G, Y,

[Chip]

A C, T. No. G, Y, A, T, T. No, have no idea.

[Hallie]

An exclamation used when seeing someone with a large backside.

[Chip]

Fat ass.

[Hallie]

Yeah, okay. Yeah.

[Chip]

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

Just call it big butt. You get a zip code with that ass.

[Hallie]

Do you know what an OP is?

[Chip]

Op?

[Hallie]

Yeah, like, oh, she's an op.

[Chip]

Oh, no.

[Hallie]

Bad.

[Chip]

Oh, really? Is that what it's called?

[Hallie]

No, it's an op. Think about what an op could be

[Chip]

short for awful person. Op.

[Hallie]

Opp.

[Chip]

No idea.

[Hallie]

Opponent. Opposition. An enemy.

[Chip]

Okay.

[Hallie]

She's an awe. That. She's a.

[Chip]

I'm gonna use that one.

[Hallie]

Yeah. She's a weirdo. Do you know what I mean?

[Chip]

Operation.

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What is it?

[Hallie]

Do you know what a hard launch is?

[Chip]

Is that like a sex thing when he's banging the audio and it's gonna the wood or.

[Hallie]

No, it's. It's. No, not that it's formally. It's formally enough.

[Chip]

Tizzy.

[Hallie]

So, like, when you have Instagram or something TikTok. And like, you're dating someone, you haven't, like, shown them to the Internet yet.

[Chip]

Right.

[Hallie]

And the first video you put them in. Yeah, that's technically called a hard launch. You're launching a relationship Hard launch. They're in it.

[Chip]

You said lunch.

[Hallie]

How hard?

[Chip]

Lunch. Lunch, whatever.

[Hallie]

Formally announcing a new relationship with a clear tagged photo of a partner. That's all it is.

[Sponsor Voice]

Do you know what a Situationship is?

[Chip]

Is that like that TV show with the guys from New Jersey? The situation? No idea, honey.

[Hallie]

Like a situationship is a romantic relationship that lacks clear definitions of commitment.

[Chip]

Perfect. You're in a lot of situations right now. Flavor of the week. The best one she had, though, was which I watched, and I'm gonna turn October into Cocktober. I'm like, I love that. That was funny as bro dad.

[Hallie]

Okay, who is the boyfriend of mine you hated the most? And did you ever tell me.

[Chip]

I don't remember. No.

[Hallie]

If I brought home a guy who is Perfect, but has no career ambition. What would be your reaction?

[Chip]

Kick him right out of the house, he's out of the club.

[Hallie]

What's the most cringe thing you've seen a guy do to try to impress me or you?

[Chip]

That douchebag you were dating from the hedge fund guy who wanted to like drop a five thousand dollar bottle of wine on me middle of the summer. It was a red wine too. You know who I'm talking about? I'm not mentioning any names. Yeah. Kidding me.

[Hallie]

That was true. It's red wine. Cali Beach. What is he doing?

[Chip]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Hallie]

Program. Should we champagne at least or rose?

[Chip]

Oh.

[Hallie]

What's the one lie I told you as a teenager that you totally knew I was was a lie.

[Chip]

You know, I don't remember anything specific.

[Hallie]

I'm a good liar.

[Chip]

That's probably why you're a good liar. Fake it till you make it.

[Hallie]

What was your worst hangover?

[Chip]

Actually, mom and I went on a little bender the other day on Sunday. Came home pretty banged up and Sammy said, that's the drunkest I've ever seen. I'm like, dude, I didn't half the food I was supposed to eat.

[Hallie]

But yeah, he did text me about that one.

[Chip]

Yeah, the old days, I'd go on like a two or three, like with the boys, but.

[Hallie]

But you can't do it like you used to.

[Chip]

Yeah, we.

[Hallie]

So we still go pretty hard though.

[Chip]

Yeah. Yeah. But we get up the next morning and at CrossFit and working out, so I'm not like feeling like I. Yeah.

[Hallie]

If you could go back and change one parenting decision, what would it be? Would you be like more strict or more lenient?

[Chip]

No, I thought I was pretty level with all of that and I worked hard, long hours when I was crushing it on the brokerage thing. But you know, probably the amount of money I spent sending you guys to private school probably could have done it a little differently, but I wouldn't. Any money that I spent on school I made on the real estate. So I'm even.

[Sponsor Voice]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Because now I feel like education like is a little different nowadays.

[Chip]

Yeah. Plus the people you met around those schools are all successful people.

[Hallie]

Yeah.

[Chip]

The connects you have, like you can text or call people that people would cold call for six months and not get a response to.

[Hallie]

Yeah. What's something luxury you think is actually worth every penny?

[Chip]

You know, I'm a watch guy like yourself, so I got a bunch of watches. But I, you know, I bought the Bronco last summer and.

[Hallie]

Love the Bronco.

[Chip]

That's money.

[Hallie]

Everyone look.

[Chip]

Everyone looks at the nicest car on Antarctica. That would. I'm like, this is the stupidest purchase I've ever done. But, you know, it's something I always wanted.

[Hallie]

No, it was. It was a good. I. I stand fully behind that purchase.

[Chip]

And you've been good about it. You know, you're the first one to say, do it, dad.

[Hallie]

Yeah. You always taught me how to do it now attitude. And I think you need to have a little bit more of that same approach to your own purchases because, you

[Chip]

know, I am somewhat conservative with the money because I gotta manage the household, but.

[Hallie]

Well, I think you're just fiscally responsible because you know what it likes, it feels like to not have any money at the same time. So we don't know that.

[Chip]

So to this day, I feel like, you know, someone's taking food off my table. It's why I get up so early and get after.

[Hallie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Chip]

When you know, poor, you know, you learn what money's really about. And the money at the end of the day doesn't matter. It's, you know, keeping you guys happy and healthy and having fun as a family. That's game on.

[Hallie]

Exactly.

[Chip]

Yeah.

[Hallie]

Well, this is fun, Dad. I think you should become my permanent co host. Let's go, baby.

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[Chip]

Thank you very much. I love you too, baby. Keep.

[Hallie]

I'm going to say goodbye anyways, guys. Thank you for watching. You can watch me on YouTube and listen to me on any other platform. I will see you next week.

[Sponsor Voice]

Love you all. Bye, guys.

[Hallie]

Say bye.

[Chip]

Oh, bye. I love you too. And I love my baby a little bit more.

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